The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 20, 1908, Page 4

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Aclane matter TO MAN, sumac IAS—The date wh adel re When that d in been p on the ot date THERE oho bet ween ould minnie time you miss i oan be certain of giving our sub every In this way we and i is the only =o POLITICS AND HAMS Tn seme respects the charge of the Light Brigade was a safe and sane promenade in comparison with the invasion by democratic candidates of the haunts of their socialistic breth ren, and one is almost tempted to contemplate in them that daring class who recklessly run in w main on the outside, Likewise they call to mind that gentle man friend of the cow, who disputed the right of way with the] freight train, thereby showing wonderful grit and woeful judg | ment. Politics, according to the democratic -or republican rules, is an entirely different game from that played by the socialists The old parties play a straight game buck the line, go around the end, and use the turtle back and other ancient and} respectable formations, while the socialists, lacking in weight, rely entirely on trick plays “Would you punish a hungry man who a man who had twenty stumped a democratic speaker Sunday night they ¢ a ham from hams?” was one of the questions that | Here we have an inquiry rather difficult to answer in front of a hostile audience. for a hungry man in need of a ham, and to instantly and em Everybody has a sentimental weakness phatically take the side of the law and the ten commandments | cnowledge in his beart that he did requires more nerve than the ordinary candidate is possessed of. Yet our lingering belief in the divine right in the possession | of hams impels us to refrain from opening the way to assaults | on porcine wealth, and the speaker hesitates, hems, haws, drinks | water, while the socialists score Of course, any speaker, talking man to man, or to a listen ing audience, might reply that the law is not designed to punish the hungry man who neglected to lay in his supply of hams, but a touchdown | | that if the plea of hunger absolved all purloiners of ham the ham business would be ruined, as it would be much-easier to steal hams than to tote swill to the original possessors But no socialist worthy of the name would tolerate a long evasive, roundabout answer of this character, as the gallant fou nd, as far of Democracy learned to their sorrow or amusement as democratic enlightenment is c in ignorance of what will be the fate of the hamless man unde r} the rule of Bryan. j neerned, the socialists are yet | JAPANESE COALS OF FIRE While all this furore is in the air about the red hot, bang-up reception tendered the American fleet by the Japanese govern ment, it wold be interesting to know the feelings of the day laboring Jap whose hard-grubbed yen are going to pay for it The official magnificence of the reception is intended to heap | coals of fire on the heads of the San Francisco persons who} didn’t like Japanese cooking, and others who haven't any more brotherly affection for the little brown porter and bell hop than | the city ordinances of Seattle require. } The hot-coal system of getting even is so expensive and slow-going that only governments can afford it, and the man in the street usually prefers a brick and doesn't worry about its | temperature. At least, that is the theory in the land of the free and the home for the oppressed, and any person visiting our| shores with any glowing coals can expect to have them thank-| fully received and promptly utilized. | It is not altogether improbable that if cable tolls were not so high, and the Japanese censorship not so strict, we would hear that the common every-day Jap isn’t half so enthusiastic about the fleet as the mikado and council of ancients would have us believe. ' Of course, we don't deserve it, for there isn't any record of open arms on the Pacific coast for the Banzai people, and there won't be, no matter how many times the admiral of the Japanese fleet calls on the admiral of the American navy. There is noth ing in the “hands-across-the-sea” song, with Japan reaching out a brown, anmanicured fist. And nobody knows it any better than the deferential little fellows who will escort and entert the blue men-of-war's men They will let go a lot of Nippon fireworks, give the sailors street car tickets and the officers champagne, but down de ep | in their hearts the refugees from San Francisco are regretting | that circumstances and lack of dollars prevent their giving the| in fleet a much hotter time than they are doing A good-hearted farmer who went to the assistance of a weeping | woman was gently parted from his wallet and $600 which is the worst predicament, being an fnnocent bystander or a Good Samaritan. | It's hard to tet! Battling Nelson has struck of! ou his ranch as another evidence | of his good tuck, which, if it keeps up, will yet endow him with | enough brains to be classified as a human being a Mr. Taft spent Sunday at the White House aud when he left the present occupant gave him a hearty invitation to repeat the call when he would not have to rush away so suddenly } Why does Peary always “da for the North Pole? Seems if he would take it @ little easier and look where was going he might have more success Fill out the blanks to suit yourself An tmpartial can ot Gime ) shows conclusively that ( ) will b by a handsome majorit One thing that can be sald about that dishonest army clerk ts that so far tt has not b for automobiles. n proven that he spent any of the money Ot course everybody knows person who would be ting a “nice writeup” cheap If he were compelled to die before he got it | | ome one get In « nice, polite that that sea-dongy way perennial little fall guy Fighting Bob” Loeb, Evans totimates truthful is only commerctally Superstitious persons will take some consolation out of th that it was Postoffice Substation No. 13 fact that was robbed AR DUST BY JOSH WO, WE HAVEN'T GOT YOUR OWgrc MENDED YET, MR. rRvE. SLE WE'VE BEEN imorning of the gental colored man | | ° aleo G@dlets ete Baillargeon’s *° "ch '0° Cut Ginseng pa Pretty Bowls ae and Sugars Creamer re angels discreetly re $0 awry. Avsy, Avr Gk ME UP IN THE HOSPITAL BY THAME, TUDIRAUL MUR IRILAGIE o| A WORD FROM JO6H WISE. “Adiamond but mush doesn’t out mush.” | j Tatk About Your Troubtes! | SAP ae The tor wishes to have the TOU PROMEED FO WAVE War Dowe misioading rumors that this pay cueae mene NG02? I'VE BEEN In is about to go out of business MERE FIVE TINGS METER IF, AND IN/S) \housh the “how of hla uae bat La ~ * 43 TWA LAST Lo FIXED OR NOT F/AED, boon somewhat injured aw the re THAT COAT OR YOU'LL WAKE sult of fighting the “bigh and stren uous WaveR on ae sea of Journal fam,” the Standard has not missed } an been we ask in a fair consideration in the present litigation. However, the | Paper will appear in somewhat of a | skeleton form until the tronble |{s over and the printer who ts now j hela in jail as @ witness and unable to get bonds is “tur | Gartietd County Standard nd loone like post «minis * famili j they were not extensively blessed with this world's goods. She, how ever, wae the youngest of ten chil dren until her father informed | her of the baby sister who had come jin the night Well, she said. after due |thought, "I e'powe it's all right, papa | but there's many a thing we needed | Not 80 Much Needed | worse.” Well! Well! “You remind me of a broke Y STUART B. STONE J were quite elated Je success o % BY STU were quite elated at the success Of} pump, doctor.” sald the druggist When Frederick Van Deren, the | their scheme. “How so? queried the M. D. engineer, married Kathryn Lind-| Then one day they had their first) «you can draw nothing from the aay, the butterfly, it wax with the tiff Richard James, Van De sll,” replied the pill compiler old college chum, from Aw woh teresa not love his beautiful bride, Like MO. came to town and the two The Wise Fly wise, the charming Mra, Van Deren, *tayed pretty late by the little! won't yo Ik into my pastor? admitted to herself and to her bus./round tables. When Van wicateae band that she entertained no warm er feeting for him than a splendid friendship. And when they were together the thing was ideal. Where » hot-and-cold romanctsts cooed and quarreled and talked bubbly, rain bow stuff, Frederick Van Deren and his bridetobe talked senee ‘ each othor and we will not You may go to your club and stay wnttl any reasonable hoor, knowing that no redeyed wife watches the Glock go around in your absence. Only keep anid fair Kathryn keep up the pretense the | sober.” to have the great 7 And you are eat possible Uberties at all cons ent with the married «tat Mr Van Deren assured hin fia 1 don't think € could ever be jeal ous.” it was indeed « delightful ar rangement With all sentiment eliminated, the union would be « sensible, basiness |i one, based on fogic rather than your fitmy | moonshine stuff. | The wedding was “one of the t affairs of the sease from the Mercury's account Then the Van Derens settled down to common married life in an apartment overlooking Riverside drive. The very first thing Mra. Van Deren said, when they entered the |apickand-span suite after the try ing reception, was ‘Oh, tant the place a little dear, Fred?” And Frederick Van Deren admitted it was very dear. “We'll be coay as two robins on a limb,” he mur mured. It was rather fancifal talk of couree, but the Vai Derens were logical, sensible people and meant nothing thereby Van Deren did not go to his elai for quite a white, He had really grown tired of the games and the gossip and he stayed at home for a quiet hand at cards and the dis passionate reading of the latest “beat seller” with his wife. And Mrs. Van Deren did not make use of the great liberties accorded her, though, of course, she meant to in good time It was just as they bad planned. The calm, sensible attitude they bad assumed toward the marriage te had resulted in perfeet happt wa, where turtledoving would have had them pouting aud quarreb ing half the time. The Van Derens VETERANS ENDORSES HODGE . Letter Is Sent to Candidate for Sheriff Wishing Him Success. Robert T. Hodge, republican nom inee for shoriff, has received the | unsolicited endorsement of the Vat lerans’ League of Seattle, and will od by the league Jn the lection be suppor approaching The following tion of the action of the been re ceived by Mr. t Robert T. Hodge, Seattle, Wash, Dear Sir; At the last meeting of the Veterans a resol tion was unanimously passed en dorsing your candidacy for sheriff of King county, You are at liberty to use the fact of our endorsement way that you may deem ad to help toward your elee Any suggestions that you may wish to make to the league will be dul consider 1 have the honor to be, yours sincere ALLAN BRANT «in Chiengo today to add FREE Consultation Deren | said the spider to the fly came home, his wife told him that! “gure,” anawered the fly. “Tut I draw the line at entering your din j ing room.” Just Possible “I wonder what causes the fight of time?’ said the fatr maid It is probably urged on by the Spur of the moment,” rejoined the brilliant young man Hie Feelings Hurt “That dog with a new munzie acts an if be were mad,” said the tinvid citizen No,” answered the man of pre clase speech; “not mad i Only indig } Strictly Freeh Eggs. / There are summer / ) j | | |nities where freah farm products jare even harder to obtain than tn ithe elty it was at sich « place | that the new boarder, who had | eaten four or five breakfasts there | ond hy the . jhe “neodn't have made an ait night) poke" wonder eee job of it.” and Van Deren informed pe 7 t —ae her that she would have to tahe the| 07? “OTe” be tnauin i” pleture of Jean Ricard, her boy “ = 2 friend of longest standing, from the! front room. Really this had been & souree of irritation to him for some time. After that, eharp words came fast and furious, and Mra. Van - went oot to herself and cried. Finally they made up, aad their relief was so great at the Clearing of the surcharged atmos. phere that Van Deren threw bis arms about his wife and waltsed| her around the room, while she gig ied hysterically After five mia. utes of auch goings-on, the Vaa De- |The Veeoute Passes Into remade te downright teameit eikd the Control of C. D. Hillman. Mra. Van Deren “We are acting lke agreed Mr. Van Deren. With the words yet on bis lips,/ the dell rang. It was a telegram) sy0 on “ wae calling Frederick Van Deren to the purchased oe D seitenas Gor is. Central American jungle for a mil-|s00. This winter Mr. Hillman wit! ehiidren,” Late thie afternoon the wet! known Non-dollar suspension bridge, And | spend $25,000 on the craft and make Mra. Van Deren cried her pretty one ¢ tn appointments eyes red once more the Sound. Th “ee ibe used for excurste . mer, and possibly will be placed The first mall from Colon brought) the Seattie-Hremerten run cutting an eleven-page missive, which end-|the rates } edt The Yosemite for the past two “I think of you every contury-| yeare bas been the exclusive excure son stew © on the Sound. long minute. I send you a million Kham. Write a volume, you! dear, old, darling girl. Lovingly, HILLMAN TAKES “FRED.” BUNCH OF BONDS Hillman this aft A.-YoP. bond headquarters forward LEAGU | scription is one of the | ’ Iby an individual sin | wore placed on sale, and tn only ex cooded by th rattroads and ther lars orporations, Mr, Hit purchase through the nk of Commerce } the tional Bi STEVEDORES PLAY AT IS BETTER (By United Press.) | MARTINSBURG, W. Va, Oct. 20. ” With his throat in better @ndi “BUMP-THE-BUMPS tion and his voice strengthening ———— Willlam H, Taft resumed bin speak abogen tes | ‘The Wall at k of the Galbraith & before a large crowd of Aprsows! Hacon Co. presented the ap here today. Tatt said tha the|anoe of the opening night at present financial fered from that of in the fact that the p skating rink Part of the cargo recently morning ressiday’ dif 3, particularly sent strin removed from the big Blue Funnel Bency is felt in only certain sections | jiner gchow at that dock con of the cou y f —l a ; sisted of a large shipment of China “Farm products were never s0/ciay a fiourlike earth of exceed. high,” continued Taft, “nor farmers | inet fine texture, which is used in more prosperous. W cat of the Mis-| giving a gloss to paper ipp! ther und no industrial!” ‘pis con in casks weighing ~ Le rgd se ype All gy 1! 1.200 pounds each, and in the hand nen eS ~~ cou iden mT) ling of them many were broken | hroughout the countr open, allowing the fine earth tg apill | about the floor of the dock. The Da’ Are Cancelled. rains of last night reduced this to : bein tafe Oct = Nominee | 4 paste which proved far more of @ | # in a bad condition ant than any oll known to and today Chairman Hitcheock can rm science, An a result the afr es led the ma prt of the eDRAKe- | was filled with the sound of heavy i ee udge Taft bumps, falling trucks and loud cums will only make two speeches a day,| words ax the steVvedoren found one in the afternoc d the other oe Ay feos _ noon and the other themselves skating and bumping in the ofl-like subs nee MO GARDEN TRACTS ~ . 7 § = 2%-acre tracts, $100 an THE BEST SHOE REPAIRING acre: easy terms; close to Urohed tay Sut etl the: ole ear line and lake; level, clear -- ne oak beat ed; fine tor chickens and ber ries National Land Inv. Co, Ine. O17 Piret av nd heels, 61.2% TH MONS sronke Wheat Ave oe Wide cute diamonds, and does not intend to. All| resorts, re) | mete from any agricultural comme: | moon stirs | who waited upon him, “why do you always fry exes here? Don't you Patrons who use Capitol Hill University, East ever boll ther * 1 eee ee ik > dhelbaded tha Union, Nineteenth Avenue nd other cars traveling an rf waiter, pl nly, “OF cose, yo Third Avenue, will find it conveni eon F kin have ‘em bolled, if yo’ wants = ent to use our § 1 em, But yo kaow, sah, yo! takes ig Street entrance, near the alle 1 de rink! ° , ¥, and take the clevatory g to the other floors. — a } Nothing Doing y | Andy MeTavish was “no feelin Sp ._y, be i gi 4 }julat weel,” so he went to the do | ecial— Venise nds—Selling Stary qh ae ‘ | tor and stated bis complaints j Worth to 75e, to Be 25¢ q la What do you drink?” demanded dn \ |! the medieco. } J ; jo “Whuaky | White and Ker Lace Telos i ; | igew, much 2” | Bands, in 1908 patterns, and widthe ame | | “Maybe a bottle a day.” ing from 2 to 6 {nt be id Tang- j Do you smoke? ' : Caer to be sold at 2 | Year host } ; a yard, though wort! Wre, at 25¢ How much? | Two ounces # day ———t Well, you give up whisky and | There’s a Wealth of Interest | New Dresses and | Andy took up his cap and In three | for You in Our Tourist the Little Tots steps reached the door :! : wo Andy,” called the doctor, “you! # Section and These Long Dresses — have not paid for my advice! $ Ale” * ~ Play | "Abm no’ takkin’ {t," snapt Andy, | ¥ Values Prove It ; ys made of / jas he shut the door behind him, | , fir unbric, with fine jf ' | + Cowhide Suit Cases, ace on neck and sleeves: ‘ iF | WERE AN ARTIST # $4.50—A grade nearly ev- | the t but 60e, 65¢ and + hg 75c, and are { ery store will ask you =e $6.50 for, at the least 1a ’ } made with heavy, solid | Dresses, of fine maim ; } leather straps, brass 1 fine tucks and § ' leather handle and best | stitching, $1.50, $175 agg ‘ brass hinges; either rus- | 9°09 set or brown shade ty, with @ dip. ’ Our Favorite Suit Case, , embroidered ; $8.50—Surely no low-pric- | > rt sp ed Suit Case can be bet- | ¢-A,/*r8¢ line ste ter than this, and you'll 9.00; includes ame ; : 1 eq | real hand - embroi f say at once, “I paid $11.50 | Tea) Hand - embroider ; and didn't get as good.” y | 24-inch size, sole leath Short Dresses—Short ; er, steel frame, riveted | Dresses, of fine cai ; hinges, lined with real | meatly trimmed on fie j Holland linen, brown or | neck and cuffs’ with em I wouldn't use my brush | russet broidery; very soft tag A To copy masters old , nice; Gbc, 65¢ anc | wat i'd be keen to daub a scene | Hope you've seen our |” : 4 nd * | For the cover page of a magazine window display—It comes Fine Cambric Dresses, t | Full often I've been told i. : with a hand-embroidereg | That kind gets the cush in Se eer. yoke and with fine tude Im, pg, igh- on the skirt, $1.35 ead amtiine Legh iF An Elegant High-Grade eae hs : cach. f j \ ” groaned the picture deal | $ Suit Case, $9.75 am ade I ressesy Oh } er try to argue « woman | # oe fine nainsook, $1.50. § r |into believing that she ought to Be careful, ‘cause most Many nicer ones, $175) t pay a bill when she thinks other-/ stores say $12.50 for | to $5.00 each wise. I tried it this moruing—pr ce al a a ‘ sented a bill for some stuff ordered these. 24-inch size, fin i: Long Coats—Oi Bet two months ago. Here was the trre-| looking, of best selected | ford cord, neatly trimmed futable logic | leather, inside straps, sol- | with braid and ribbon, I never ordered any pletures.” |# id brass lock; lining of + $2.50 Lt I did, you never delivered | Fictlanl tined ee : If you did, | never got them A Real Large Canvas | cord, $3.50 and 3M, | If I did, 1 paid for them | —— ‘ - Particularly pretty one} If.J didn’t, 1 must have had Trunk, $9.50 Breiinh Henrietta, i some good reason for it { ‘ ‘i j And if I had, of course, 1 won't} Absolutely waterproof, 50. | pay!” j flat top, iron bound, brass Short Coats—Of plain ri 1@ trimmings, Valance th, with brass Bae Haughty Milligan | clamps, Hagney bolts, | toms, $2.50 sooty. ROO nla RA knee bottom, excelsior | Of curly white b or Casey. Shure, he nlver coe ; m rah Ba ny man’s feetin's | lock, wrapped slats, heavy | cloth, made plai Harrigan—“He's @ shnake in the/ leather straps, linen lin ort grass. The blackgurd referred to| ing ; a surprise for this low | wool « with me as his contimperary, aod Tl be| price i blems on the 4 © 6 > ne uvi 3 : | , the contimperary to no man livin All sorts of Grips, Val- | $6.00 ises, Suit Cases, Travel Of corduroy, with bream ing Cases, Trunks, etc., | neatly SHOULD PROVIDE if A SINKING tesget ete | In thetr report read defore the # J A, Baill & Chamber of Commasme: thie efter- iI ie oat! pat largeon & Co., noon the taxation committee of the | § I aaa m chamber stated that the proposed | S39 settsresstesscrstitsas stsctsccssiss | bond inaue could only be defended | when the proceeds were to be uved | for permanent improvements, and even in that case a sinking fund) should be provided to meet the} bonds at maturity. The use of the! proceeds of the bond issue towards | local improvements was deprecat:| ed. The committee stated that bonds should be issued only in cases of absolute necessity —ONTHE FRONT ad Spring St, The Danten enip Ju Townsend for morning ter left Port Inslow yesterday | | will from with « umber of pointa ¢ steamer City of Seattle row aft Alaska The steamer Santa, Clara tx due} tomorrow from Southeastern Alaska. | | Francisce from thie pert thie morn. | tow. | Steamers Senator I Northweat Machine The schooner Melrose has left! Embodying the famous Victor Taper-Arm tne Lt ram deve ck. where @ the only scientific method of conveying the lumber at Myerett for @an Diewe from the sound box to the horn. Thi | complete with 12 eight-inch records, $21.70. achooner Oleson @ Mahoney cash or easy payments. ning © Mukilteo to 450,000 feet of lumber Sherman, Clay & Co. 1806 2nd Ave. Norwegian steam schoo: Bela went into the Quartermant Harbor drydock this morning where EXCLUSIVE VICTOR DEAL The coal question is fmportant bat i answered by calling ap offices and ordering & ter’s sw of the welll Renton Coal, It ts thed sold ta th clear { excellent burning slowly eat heat. Don't wait prices go up but order ate J. W. BULLOCK Phones BRITISH SCHOONER | TOTAL WRECK | Word has just been received here that the British bark Mifeshire - Renton coal which sailed from Newcastle, N.S. W., for Portland on Aw t 5, Hea | ~~ wei tis 4 Met Of Gilberts island. The lmeorna. (Everett and Edmonds tion received was very it was learned that no lives were jost, and that all her passengers and crew were safely landed at Si jmey on August 21 meagre, but SEATTLE TACOMA ROUTE Fare 35c—Round Trip, 50% FOUR ROUND TRIPO TaGy LEAVES SEATTLE — 6&8 ist sae Hing 10:25 a. m., 2:05 and 5:45 6M 2. 21s Bm and 71s pm Guedes = LEAVES TACOMA — S18® é in ee ES 7:18 p.m. Single tare’ te Suohom- end 12:15, 3:55 and 7:30 B® ttle, Wa mans | U. SEELEY, Jr, Agent. naman o0e— uss Tel. Main 176. Tacoma