The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 17, 1908, Page 4

THE STAR. SATURDAY. OcT. 17, 1308. THE SEATTLE STAR | —"__ DIANA’S DIARY ST AR DUST = PAN GALLEMEE STAR cr BLISHING CO 1907:1309 Seventh Ave. | OUR FAN GALLERY | iL EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT QINDAY. Misa Dilipickies Tastes the Gayetios of a Street Fair Existenco—But, _BY JOSH . THE FOOTBALL BUG ls i Ah, There's Always An Alloy in One's Golden Moments. | Pialdllltoeiemes P 1060, HON ES IND. an eats BY FRED SCHAEFE A WORD FROM JO8H wise. | who lives on beer ought to be com-) Sear en ey yelled to live alone These are exchanges, and connect with all de t antes | Partments—ask for department or name of person it Puzzled Him, } a. | ‘The proprictor of a tanyerd was BALLARD STAR AGENCY 409 Mallard av sneet, Ballard S06 |anxious to fix a sultat sign to his * eee ogg | premises, Finally a happy thought BVERETT STAR AGRNOY—T A. King 81010 Pacific Ave pomnnber “Th atrioh F " . ok ni 4 ve conte Ie j Hie bored a hole through th hoor y= . (te gad ye pest ‘ei post and wtuek a calfs tall into it,| ’ A at the Posteffiee at Seat Washing as sooond ane matter ar netid Ol with the tufted end outsid hidin’ sand in ite! After a while he saw a res in on the aa faced man standing near the | looking wate TO MALL SURSORIMIRS. address | scription ha at the sign The tanner him a minate and then! of me actdr | OROTICR TO SUBAOR TEES 6 |atepped out and addrensed tii Buheet, Main 1060. Ind. Ute) bere | (lmood morn ir,” he sald | a copy ° should - | ‘Good morning aid the other,| sea ‘thee way we cont " |without taking hin eyes off the : the only way . Seeking Information wlan Do you want to buy teat Miranda, | want to ask you to|y..eq the thume rry me and to tell me ‘Oh, Geor this Is #0 sudden you and CRIMINAL RED TAPE erhaps you're got nome hide on ~ ‘ ‘ Vy “Te tell me what dat i6 ‘oul One of the indisputable facts brought out in the investiga} fou mo the have decided on for)". tion of the wreck of the Star of Bengal is that the cable ship] \y [| our wedding | “Are you « farmer? Burnside played no part in the tragedy that can be called] The Retort Sassy | “What re you, ther? | P| is my feat, madam, but 1 am « philosopher I've been] heroic. The response of the Burnside to the call for help was jeandor compels me to way that '\ standing by | think you are aa well able to stand | trying to find for nearly an hour t how that calf got} placid and unruffled in the extreme, and the fact that a hun ‘ las t h | dred human beings were being swept away to death doesnt as Re camila aon 4 through that he | appear to have caused any bustle aboard this craft Thank you, elt ‘ ‘ | | | What's the Use When the tug Hattie Gage dashed up to the Burnside with | Crom Old Lady--Why don't yor ‘go to work like an honest man | Lazy Old Bum—Alas! mum, dat's! & lost art the news of the wreck, the captain of the cable ship felt that he had to cable to Washington for leave to go out to rescue the | poor devils on the Bengal, So he traveled twelve miles, and the department at Washington kindly granted him the desired . Turnabout te Fair Play. Charitable Man (to beggar-woman pushing her er ed husband in a wheel-chair)—"And do you push | nd about permission. Then there were further delays, and the net re sult was that the Burnside never saw the wreck until it was your poor helpless hus io this chair all day long Oh, 20! We take turn about! | = ) DESPEMOM a4 i) ‘ Wout ws Mensnat TN jy atten all over Doubtless the master of the cable ship was lowing the strict letter of his instructions when he failed to answer the call No Such Luck man in the large} The thin, p ‘ aren a : of distress without official sanction, ‘This is part of the gov-| “THE DECAPITATED LADY WAS TOOK WITH A SPASM ON HER bathing euft in| Qa the side lines n gathe ie grows, * zi eird, bleod-chilling whoops— ernmental red tape system that sometimes causes reasonable | FACE LIKE SHE'D JUST STEPPED ON A TACK. pa a Me y= Bay a “Hi, yi! Shove ‘im through! ay eae us — ‘ Yow! Yow Biliiloo haman beings to wonder if the bureaus in Washington pos v ] quite a jolt when T saw an elderly so aad? | Pos set non senac, Per-|,. Events move awift In Skiddoo's| Party roaming through the slidway Alas!” he answered, “the son ts ey sen eae sess any of that faculty which we term comme Oueend Camel © lerowds today. The elderly party tne erave Gt er Gren wil | OEM haps the Burnside would have consumed a few extra shovels} I've been dotng 16 performances| ¥8% P it was By : rg: he was J a day as “Desdemona the Deeapt-| oking for me. It me gotn of coal had she put out for the wreck immediately, and the re tated Lady,” and between times,|404 I asked Mr mies 29 @ording of this fact might have broken the routine labors Of }itght housekeeping with my cham,! friend to find him and keep hin Queen Victoria of the “Royal Zin.) *W*y from the booth tll after f) “a Brose Que? espns os's| HIS UNIQUE PROPOSA ry : some $70-a-month clerks in Washington. We all appreciate) 2’ o cane of Roumanian Portune| Went on with my act, and then '¢|/ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE.| wife won't go near the water BY H. H. HUDSON. liked so well what a calamity this would have been, but our judgment rather | Tellers,” and keeping. up a mid | bunt “ pa at the hotel, Did Mr.| “ ry - Mabel ¥ ys was one of the op- Mabel's misfortune i , « been a le Mirtation with Mr. Grogglos, the vil. | Grommles act with wisdom? He} ught to, Anyway A Minister at Play. lerators at the telephone exchange. many One would inclines to the belief that it would have been a lesser evil than) ero. This Inst has not/ did not. He sent Sal Smart to do} “According to this paper,” obsory-| “What shall I play?” asked the| She was tacking in none of the ght that eadmecs would allowing 110 men to perish made a hit with a certain rural! 60 he'd get rid of her. Mr./ed Mr, Goodwin, "an Obio man bas | organist of an absentminded cler charms which adorn @ girl in the lowed. On the other ha oymph named Sal Smart, who used Grogmies wanted to see me per lived a year on beer alone | cyman jearly twenties. One night a than eared brighter and happler til Had the Burnside been a merchant vessel, ploughing the ™ arose and the black There Was & reasam: to be all the candy with Mr. Grog-| frm Just ouee more Well, that’s os it should be, What sort of a hand have you/ der seas solely for dividends, and refused the assistance asked, she,|gies, She's been round the street That's he it happened, when rejoined Mra niwin Any man | got?” was the interested reply oan as if to rid themselves of this, for now she only heantil . fair a whole lot, and has got wise/ the little tinesied curtain w com, | ote emacs aa =» their evil spirit, sent forth a light. songs of life ‘The cries of ange! ~ oul e = “ 3 w * ms ain went w = her master and crew would have been execrated. But poorlio' si, “would.be double life as aj that the Decapitated Lady was took | NO. 12. ning flash, and as the deafening and distress never renehed: ial thunder rent the sir Mabel fell ears. Then there were other old Uncle Sam, with his leagues of red tape wrapped about ev-| side show Johnny. | with o spasm on ber face Uke a * - mer . - All Chis made me for; to write | just pped on a tac’ | from her seat, stunned by the ter the sougs which find thelr ry th rly or. s S aS emergencies ever oP ¢ 7 ing, utterly ignorant that such things a mergencies eve “a an = 4 in ; - , A - — bet atise—well, we have to speak of him more in sorrow than injaad what ne. So it gave me! (To be continued.) iL The manager often oe exchange A change seetiet a have taken place in his also He was exceedingly kind ie tentive to those around him. [ further noticed that he wag stracted at times. His asso mistrosted that he might have overtaken by a love affair, but tim kept their suspicions to ther Horace held his secret, but the ly . ; ‘ vale h congress } In the meantime, it would be well to have our congres Winnean: the Man, and Why He Asks Your Support gien put through a law, Speaker Cannon willing, that in case dt of man overboard, the captain of a government vesse He Visite the Earth as « Special Cor & end Makes Wirclese BY GILSON GARDNER. have to communicate with Washington be Observations in Hin Notebook, sesaennes _ - Thos. BE. Watson will be remem-| “The defeat of Bryan, because —. | hered as a scholar and euthor when|he has deserted his former faith be is forgotten as a presidential |in free silver and in money issued y by the government ore throw TIME TO GET BUSY candidate. He ts more the schol ty | py countenance of Mabel wag than the politician. Always he is The defeat of Bryan, because/ before him He had never bm Jomegoayyenaa the high spirited, courageous gen-|he has allied himself with Roger known to sing, but he beg The remarks of The Star, a few days back, anent the po tleman Sullivan, Chas. Murphy, Wm. H.| take a strange interest. in After reading hie “Life of Na-| Haskell, Fingy Connors and the corrupt influences for which they | and ‘The defeat of Bryan, because even going so far as to vocal teacher. Then it tiesd by the girls on the | that Mabel was often called | phone, and seemed to | | what was said at the other she always returned from | vate booth with « radiant ef water sibility of danger through contamination of Cedar r sources are borne out to a startling degree of exactness by the report of health office officials. They say in brief th water supply is polluted by the sewerage from Tay! that it will take $15,000 to remedy this condi It is up to the city council to provide this $15,000, and provide it quickly. There is no time to be lost quibbling over where the money is to come from, how it is to be spent, or any of the many details that are properly gone into on other less urgent occasions. Every day that the town of Taylor dumps its filth into Walsh lake, citizess of Seattle are in danger from typhoid fever. Typhoid hasn't got the ghastly reputation of tubercu losis, perhaps, but nevertheless the statistics show that 45,000 poleon” one would be tempted to | “vote early and often” for Watson No man could have written tha book who did not burn with a deep | he helped to betray the people's | liowe of freedom. No man could | party in 1896. Fm hes 4 liove and admire what he does with-; “The defeat of Bryan, because be} out being a man to be loved and| ts @ political trust adetred Thos. BE. Watson is no votes of a nance. There w Thos. B. Watson te the candidat eS. poverty. He has made | a RESEND fore Sometoty wail of the populiet party. Why? In/his way through the sweat of rific shock. The head-plece, which | his messages. : jthe answer to that why Is the key mental toll, and nas the things that | was attached to her ears, had car. One evening « park to his characteer He is not the| usually go to make a man “con-| ried some of the current and the was startled by hearing « populist candidate because he ex-| servative,” a fine house, a flourish-| dazed girl hurried to the hos- ing from the seat of an pects to win. The populist party is) ing business, honor, respect—the | pital As time went on it w which had stopped in @ lnow hardly more than a memory | enteom of one's neighbors. He has | learned that the unfortunate girl driveway. As he listened The socialiets will poll twice as yeu | likely would never be able to hear quiet retreat, he caught the |many votes, He is not a candidate | again One day, however, her! and understood. Then, as | because he hopes or expects that nurse began to sing a familiar song. | ceased, he imagined be ‘the party will win four years hence, Scareely had she finished the first “ves. At least, he saw by lor eight or twelve years from now. | verse than Mabel exclaimed tm a of the clear August moon, He t not a candidate because he) burat of joy that she had caught | of a girl sink gracefully om thinks being such will put him in| jevery word. The medical authori,, shotter and rest there, line for some other coveted office, ties were not surprised when they | distance came the musie of ‘or increase his prestige in any learned of the qu phenomenon, | the laugbter of merry: manner. He has figured before for similar instances were on rec-| the vartons cries of thé the country in much larger ways ord |} but these sounds were lost | than he can io this campaiga, with | Horace Hill, the manager and \sir, for two souls had thin nomination. No. gE |ieading stockhoider of the tele-| harmony which needed nd Watson ix the populist candidate | phone company, was equally inter-| sion, but trastfal ' for president because he belleves ested. He realized that while it/ pressure of hands and the @ jit ta his duty to be. Ho believes) | was not at all likely that a legal | ding of hearts. jthat, aa uch, he can stand for a claim existed, that equitable com-! certain principle which he regards | pensation was due. He therefore as tight. He is a candidate be saw that a handsome settlement DEPO jonuse he is devoted to the princt was effected. Mabel was further} ple of people's government; be told that she might keep her post-|] Yee" Memey at ¢ Per cause he believes that the fight Ition on the exchange. Thie’ahe Se ee ee for liberty must go on, and om; j aid, giving her time, however, to] "CGET SOUKD sa because he feels that he hae drawn clerical duty and rejoteing in the wtlhe This sword and consecrated bis life companionship of the girls she! to that fight; and finally because —_ —— he considers that the banner under |which be fights, though deserted by all except the old guara, is the real and only genuine banner of |the cause | | ‘This man s campaigning in hts |atate to beat Brya Why? j | “Because Bryan has deserted| person can cause! jwhat he knew was right in 1892. Every woman has an undoubted! He has gone over and tried to right to select her husband take the party over, to Wall «t.” | If the parents, aunts and guard That ts a sin which Watson doe: ) bins: onekd. pennees ile “Guth, leat tecuteasctecnaent te ee nana THOS. E. WATSON | what « happy worid this would be!| Many people give Bryan edit | wr “| Syennte tear te Provided that the loved ove is in| for sincerity. Not so Watson, He! read, t pase wal re die good physteat condition and pos|has known Bryan now for nearly | ing; he a ma sy Oe e | antne; lec | senses Average morals, parents have| 20 years, He knew him when both | tures and practices some ; no right to interfere with their} were populists. Both supported Watson is in his fitt ond year. | children’s love affairs | Weaver, and both subserfbed to| He is a native Georgian, w fu | Does daughter love him? jthe principles of the Omaha plat-|cated in Mere i tenet | That is the Important qu and yet it is aeually the la ton h people die annually from this disease in the Unite year, and dic simply because cities and towns will not take steps to properly care for their filt Beside the thousand who succumb, there are annually a halianillion stricken. aled epidemic ima is just recovering from a caref doubtless the transient Convalescents are scattering over state, and it is not improbable that one or more should find their way into the camps along the Cedar river water shed One convalescent can throw off enough active typhoid germs to start an epidemic that won't be forgotten for years in a cla) and one that would make $15,000 look ¥ y small indeed | The protection of oun»yater supply is a subject that won't} stand discussion. It demands action, and ever cious This worry over teaching schoo! girle not to wear too fine cloth because it hurts the feelings of their sisters of lesa wealth in going at it backwards. Why sot teach the less gaudy siater not to lament about the fine raiment the other girl wears’ It certainty is very unsportsmantiike for these autoists to run down thelr gam ff the str show on the street crossing and then get him if you are skillful and the man a fair s it ste t car just accurate enough. In not That was a grave oversight on the part of the pol furnishing that Ballard trusty with a revolver. There's no use in doing things half way 1 empty whisky bottle be Any time a man is found aide him, there isn’t much use of holding an tnquest to determine the | college—at least jon./form. In the opinion of Watson, he studied there for two banter He} con-| Bryan was either not sincere in| was poor and taught school while of death. dered r caus a aldered ‘ = 1892 or he is not so now studying law. When he began to } e How is he fixed financtally When the standard of populiam| practice it was in his home town of Why 1e it that every candidate for office makes such a potnt , Doce bis position equal that of|fell, it was taken by Watson.| Thompson. His first office was in of telling in his literature exactly where he was born? © weer, me mit : For the past 12 years he has sus-|the state legisiatu in 1888 he Is he “oultured tained it almost single handed.|was a democratic elector-atlar J “f cine ! These are the questions the or-| Four ra ago he was the party’s/and tn 1891 he went to congress t ° t a a a Just the other day 1 was reading|4!nary parents ask, and they come|candidate; and today he makes the|He ta rid the tac A New S le Vv T [king I pol Nh e some pride in the tact | tainly not to be trusted around small children who have cand & newspaper story of a mother who raph me ts iret lah its a = “ that he secured the first appropria y iC or ta a fy oo oney in first, social position sec The things Watson finds im-| tion for livery of Fr M h ‘ an Hi nnae her daughter because sh) ond, and the man's ability to avotd| portant in this campaign a mh te sep Ub wl " achine ele bi: dhienidabtadl Cada, Dida, bat to tor we have Seat married againat her wishes. conspicuous blunde hen with h ne defeat o . ‘ . wits She car penap : Fort te ehmpnigning 4 2 ae eee ee 8 T have 06 denghter” Gia ainin(lovt ed. fgg eo I fo arree | Foti peat Bupha Ps Rn tnbodying the famous Victor Taper Ars aia Cine kensndinns that bh Will carry tho land of cottce sts alent belt ole ne ee ; ite he has deserted principle and| law. Then came the convention of the only scientific method of conveying the 3 dead te member, you do not have to|made terms with any influence or!1896 and he took E fro 1 pe manera ie : @ he took the stump rom the sound box to the horn. This entincietimantitineiall me, Nover lot me hear her name|iive with your daughter's hushaid' person who will help him win vieo presidential eandieate en’. complete with 12 etght inch rds, $21.70, Biter Abdicated is a nice way of deweribing King Peter's departure ;*6#'D or your son's wife. The defeat of Bryan, because! Bryan ticket. Followime this hel ear pu. from his throne, when in reality he “beat It.” Tagatter thei loving remark, 1 dare No one ean map. out another's|Hryan's victory would be regarded | published a populist paper ue ed RRS: #ay she went in and melodramati-| happiness. If they could, every|by the negroe » Sout! ae on | | vy , very he negroes in the South as a| lanta. m « cally erased her daughter % name) mother would provide for her ehij,.| step toward their recognition tn All this time he had bee t } Sher povvi) Clay & Co, Mr. Hearst, exponent of yellow fournaliam, got # little touch of | from the family bible dren's happiness in infancy, and thia|the South as socal and political eon study: | 1806 2nd Ave | Think of tb political) ing and tolling on th thing wit ybtlew. process serving nink of the pain and anguish | old earth would be a sinless and ig.jequale of the. whites which was the most im i EXCLUSIVE VICTOR DEALERS te and lifelong suffering one bigoted! sipid paradise The defeat of Bryan, because|his life, and in 1898 am " in ou | Bryan regards the South as a po-|four volumes hia “Story ot Pieseas iL r vol ey his “Story of ance “H. L. KLEIN $500 Reward sis is Se eih ais ot Las a - i. KL PT ered to the candidate who gets the| Jefferson,” followed one 5} BROKERS |] ticsucemacen’ fi) Kalsomining and decor. eT ae Pe nae eevee gees me by ia ot Names| Heal f —IR — * > e : ° om of Jove om 1 a epOteon. Private Leaaed Wire to All Ka 0 yan. cunt got bool or g our specialty. cannst cure ta om Ste Gaye Uninks, would be better with two} In all his works Watson hax writ ates re shoes to fit you, get them me . J. B. BRISBBO white mien's parties |ten history from the standpoint o Geode (any quantity SC. Gchere & Ca nape sage de Federal Paint & Wall P (0 | ethene ne The defeat of Bryan, because|the man who wants to kuow the) ™* x ut your freight SRS toe the ae ee Oy ga mm ie gl j ’ eo. ell Se i@ no longer stands for opposition | truth of that gre sale } -+ wg hd reat. | 14 Wiest Ave., Arends Annes Private Offies, ind seth to a private monopoly of the na-|tween the ne nga yy ip a 2 cremeee Oe | 8 ee . j people and th rees of Cor. 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