The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 3, 1908, Page 4

THE SEATTLE 6TAR BY STAR PUBLISHING Co. 1907-1300 Seventh Ave. EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, PHONES main Jo are exchanges, and connect with all de Partments—aek for department or name of pereen you want. ‘y BALLARD STAR AGENCY — 10% Mallard t Wrow, 8104 Rockefeller Av, Sunset bhdebea Main 1060, Suneet — EVERETT STAR AGRNOY—1" — One cont per Copy. six cents per week, OF twenty-five conte per month, De Pivered by mail or carrier, No free copies. a eis — St Sonttle, Washington, aa second. Rotered at the Westoetic The date wh When (hat your name te tal ot sack paper jaln deen paid gn ade the address ldhel ls a re TO SUBRCRIBERS—* any evening, pleas of dave on 2 ua the tavor te Main aftiea, ghar 'he aloe, and vend you thas once, please telephone us every Ind, 44), bel « TE you should mise I mere m de certain of giving our sunscrtbers « perfect service mo thie way and it ls the only © ee AN APPEAL WELL ANSWERED J Men and women of Seattle today made noble response to the petition of the poor, lonely and distressed At the time of going to press it is too early to make any estimate of the amount of money secured by the sale of charity tags, but that it runs into a considerable figure is obvious to all who noticed the pasfage back and forth on the streets of tagged persons. From the volunteers who today gave theit time and energy to the sale of these tags comes the uniform report of courteous reception and prompt response to their requests The to The charitable impulse was in the air the day long early morning grouch, which usually prevails from eight ten, was noticeably absent, and, instead, the sunny smile was URE.” REBLIE Spekial Despooteh from Osgar to! on the job. Brusqueness gave way to geniality, and the old Fred Shaefer. world looked much better to everybody Republican Headkivarters, Ges Much has been written of charity and the sins it will/terday—Our visid to Frank H ;._| Hitehcock hat no bolitigal inalg cover, but where a large and bustling community forgets f0F| niticance votefer. Ids only burbose i ing . © giving,| ¥89 to cheer him up mit a few a time that getting is the chief aim of life, and turns to giving |kind vorts. Dot he asseutet to see the sight is a strange one, and furnishes occasion for much | us ad all proofs how deaperadely SR ol SPAT Ag: b a feeling | {4 der sttootation in vien der barty | Speculation. Certain it was that today there was a feeling) io eter mitould hafing abbiied of kinship with cach fellow man where, as a rule, there WaS/ for der same. Indeed, we hat tot er nl : ing | Mr. H. wass to busy to gif us a few aece. ¢ 5 in aught but indifference, and it was the plain. ttle SHIPPING | cinaden, yal, von oe iat, wo wane @ags that brought this about. The tag was the lodge ¢m-| confidence he voult cheorfulsome- @lem that, worn on the lapel, today made us all members of ly gife us 10 years each ef he hat aa he | @°r power he same fraternity; it certified that we all had in mind the) We hat came,” 1 sald, “becoss » y s brothers in the | ¥¢ are curtous”—— @ne thing, and, for the time being, made u e | “Yeon, we. are hole ctirious fommon cause of the poor chipped in Adolf, fool dot he ins i, fit j Sy ian one. Not only! “——-to ask how iss getting along Tag day was a benefit in more ways than o diss cart index aysdem vich you haf the poor who will receive the dimes were benefited, but those | mit sooch sickening success abblied ceivec . are »roportion to} t your vork?* pho gave receive J their pleasurable reward in prof A Tee Gak you sas bel Wp en their willingness of heart, instead of the amount donated, and | cart, Mr. Hitehpost,” addet Adoit it i reregate satisfaction of those who} “The plan is so simple a chtid itisa question whether the aggregate c caak tammiant Ks deenenen bel gave will not be greater than that of those who receive chairman curtlessty, “and maybe | And to the women and men whose efforts made the day a) == : : | Buccess, nothing but thanks and gratitude may be given, but @ will come from the hearts of the community. And in the @inter months, with bleak days for some poor mother or child, many a prayer will go up for those who worked so long and ard to bring a litttle happiness into lives where it is a rare gisitor. FOUNTAINS AS ORNAMENTS For the amount of money invested, there is no one object which will add to ‘the beauty of a central point of a city, as swell as serve so useful and humane an end, as an ornamental fountain Water bubbling out of a device artistically designed is always attractive to the eye. and will draw attention where a more imposing object of adornment would be passed by There are two spots in the city where ornamental foun tains can be installed to advantage: Pioneer Place and the intersection of Westlake, Fourth and Pike sts. The present small: fountain at Pioneer Place is not at all in keeping with the affection and veneration which attaches to the name. True, it’ serves its purpose in furnishing cool, clear water to man and beast, but so would an old fashioned log watering trough Some city officials are fearful that if a large fountain is installed at Pioncer Place it will become a loafing place for teamsters, but this fear is hardly based upon any foundation or knowledge of teamsters. In order for teamsters to con gtegate here in loafing numbers, it would be necessary for their teams to cluster around the fountain, and later teamsters would be shut off from the water. Anybody who knows team sters understands that there are laws of the highway, and there is no more insistent demander for his rights than the man of the reins. Any blocking of the avenues leading to the foun- tain by loafers will bring forth the peculiar and effective demonstration of which teamsters are the past-masters, and the way will soon be cleared } The amount of teaming done in Sez SYNOPSIS: The open veidt — ttle, and the condi tions under which horses are worked, are such that drinking fountains at an necessity. We are all reasonably proud of the big jobs that have been done, and are being done, in Seattle, and one glance at the} long strings of dirt wagons on any street will tell how muc h} of this is done by the horse The horse fountains streets can just a convenient intervals are absolute has while} earned his drinking fountains, and 1 are being inst those at the plexus of busy well be objects of beauty, as mere standy Slater, | Who sang in a Bowery theayter. He thought he was it, —_——____—. New York and Penn’ a courts are fighting for the posses: MR. HITCHCOCK, GAYLY, AN EYE VINK, HE FLAGHED DER DEUCE OF SPATES ON MY CORPULENCE COMPANION, i There was an old bawler, Jim, Sunday, July 21, 1961, Union loaw HE STAR-—SATU OSGAR UND ADOLF JOLLY FRANK H. ‘HITCHCOGK : On an Errant of Oh Mercy! to der Taft Steam Roller Garage, Howefer, Von of Dose Teutomé Oly Gets Peeved for Hi you ean too. We try to get the! ie Adolf wass still grogey, me facta about every voter and fi them away tn a cabinet, Bach card conteina, first his name, second his address, third his affiliation, and fe his wifes affiliation.” why, blease, ht vife’e af. lation, Mr, Cockhorse?” interrupt & Adolf questionabdly Why, when we have his wife's affiliation we know how he will h to vote,” waas der onswertng rechoinder Furthermore, of the more prominent people we have a more detatied record and desertp tion, #0 that if they call we can be prepared with adequate knowledge of thelr local-or national import ance Tee-hee,” chattered you got me in dere” Bure,” rebited Mr Hitechonek, gaily. Turning to hiss cart cabinet kiviek as 4 eve vink, be faahed der deuce of spates oo my corpulence companion To say dot Adolf waes staggered voult be oxbressing Id below a vhis per. He wass down for der count, mit eferypody anxtous for der bell. Adolf, “Haf THE TEDDYTRIP—BY JUST FINNEGAN | aight CHAPTER X.—Attacked by Pigmies. What are they, Tuesday? A minstrel troup?"-Mercifal goodness, ‘tie the Pigmy horde—Tuesday beats it for the tall and unecut—-Whine whise-whise——polsoned darta.—-Surr ounded —-Repell venira for the den at Sagamore Hill, A dark cloud on the horizon, = So Sane eee: oe 1011, | Kill os Killed 481, wounded 1,216. Confederate wounded 1,483. eee Heirese—But why should I mar ry you! I don't love you Suitor—Ohb, that’s all right. I shan't be at home very much, you know. ee He—Would your mother object to my kissing you? She—My mother? Why, she |wouldn’t hear of such a thing Boston Transeript | 0 @ | Washington died shortly after} tl p. m., Saturday, December 14,| }1799; last year of century, Inst} month of year, last day of week and within last hour of day 4 Don't whip or scold your boy be fore company. If he gets obnoxtous entice him to the woodshed and tan | sion of Harry Thaw. Whoever gets him certainly deserves him Till, alas! he was bit oiee with an Irish potater -_—_ Judge “26" Instead of “23% is the skiddoo number, and {ts origin is Statement of landiord that you} that famous abode on Hroadway can have the house as long a8 you |want it at certain rent does not EET | prevent him rateing rent Tom Lawson is very ill, “System” run down? panes — ‘ oii Chicago produces more steel rails }than any eity on earth. (<4 ee AY Y Ss AN CoB On Dec. 31, 1903, there were \ > 81,764 persons In almahouses in the | I United States | € 0. ¢ When a ashumes the car re, reins, she is to drive her If you haven't a shoe horn, drop your handkerchief into your | husband to drink shoe before inserting the foot, then pull tight, and it will slip on or0..0 east) Mrs. Gridley (severely)—I want} Potato water is excellent for cleaning mud stains from near! lyou to understand, str, | pick m: any kind of cloth or garment . | company. Warts may be removed by touching them with caustic dally un- |. Mr. Grouch—To pleces, madam tll they disappear | se To remove paint from lner rub with turpentine, then clean Mo me a 4 st newspapers depend upon with VFreneh « dau with alcoho etarft artiat « cartoons Period. Pure oltve is excellent for cleaning a black cb hat lon | : cals acc cartoons sulted to Turn the n chopping bowl upside down n not In use, | their need and it will neve | he ae emona harder om r andir ma » ade usable } . Lemon \ ’ + ® nt ¥ t mad eo , bout 600 tons of canned meats covering a few mome with boiling wat h bee: 1 f tainw may be removed from tinware by scouring with common | trttontt ee ene! jenni ey ety re ’ 1} COMMON | Hvidently the man behind the gun soda, then washing thoroughly and drying \ an't & vegetarian Always warm the baby’s bed with a hot water bottle before | os 8 6 him to re lor the olght reatles: nis 1 make hi | =— at for th nt. if this will m, him | in battle of Manassas, fought Luna Park Natatorium, alt water GENUINE OAK TAN SOLES. Cheaper to pay $1.00 for soles that will last rathor than 75e for # pair that won't | MEN'S SHOE STORE, 805 First Av. Colman Building. TURNING TO HI86 CARTS CABINET KIVICK AS i Uvely ad d the attack —Thad-thud thud | 91,566,731 | eu’ ) | Mabelle Gilman Corey in fighting RDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1904. PARHORAA AAAS OWE COCKROAGCH “PIED PIPER.” 4 g0-—To rid & the cock # bugs that, #| CHICAGO, Sep the neighborhood roaches and other | Painfulness. | they claim, followed him *) home at t, nome one net ®) fire to the home of John *) Jackson, who is known to his @) neighbors an Cockroach # | John,” who advertises that he #) wr of vermin, @ je an extermin that he manufactures & pow: #| der that will kill the moat #* |* daring roachor bedbug, Rew # | ® idents of the neighborhood, # |® on the other hand, say Joho ® |® powder, instead of exterml # nating the insects, proves an # attraction to them, and that #| nightly they follow him home © in droves. * * Pe STAR DUST Golf? In far off ancient Bologna The vory best people have shown « Great liking for golf, | And all of us doff Our hate to the links of Bologna. * * - ° * . * * + * * * * * . * * * * * . * Family Ties. | Bang—Did you hear that about | Mra, Wrinks? Wang—No; what of her? Bang—Why, she married her for mer husband's brother last week Wank—You don't say! Hang—Yes, and now she refers | to the late lamented as her deceas jed brotherindaw : - * to-date Boy. 4 Mr. 1 A : deuniiy, eaee nix, who has just | OUR GREAT AMERICAN CROPS, ea tind Mr, Mitehooek tutened to ach | hoon py his father—Mam - + odder interrupticssly. Maine we | eum, Houlehed 67 NM oe stand your| Uni tgkreat American crop ts coming tn. Here's what the # tot, vould haf to be entused. Ti husband much longtr ’ nade 7 suchestet, howefer, dot lout spik " Annually produces more corn than all other countries of the # kers voult only hurt der barty vere Fun in the Kitchen. bregma gpa 2,927,000,000 out of 3,888,000,000 bushels. aA dey wass ured only to sptk- castes Frying Pan—I un and ¢ the pany 4 yet more wheat than other country in #9 In Philadelphia, we atmittet, der ing sieak fell in love with the pote 14,000,009 out of 3,168,000,000 bushels *3 voters voult haf to be # wed. In der mittle vest more sigars shoult be put in der ubber left hant bock tomasher Rag Heater was bard hit Well, he certainly ets. As for der Choe Bruddere— | seaman Cannon und Foraker—we deeidet Where He Stood, dey hat better nod go into deir Firet Workman—1 doa't know! recorta unless dey can pull deir re . what to do. corta In after dem. New York we!’ ola Workman—What’s the! concedet to be a tough broposttion, | 5 ciier? onpecially on der Bowery, We mit) pice Workman—The walking von anodder agreed togedder dot delegate ordered me to strike and) Rooslevelt shoult tamper mit der my wife tells me to keep on work bropelier blates to kip Bryan from township, but being out only began surveying the beautiful drop out of the running, bunch of hassenpfetter hax ers flag.” ‘The Hound was right there with this reply. ¢ this about 1t—be doesn't care where he's going, aud 1 dot ee The race is just to those who are going in that direction, Transiated from the Original Choctaw BY FRED SCHAEFER THE HARE AND THE HOUND. A Hound, having seared up a Hare hased him over the whale for Me an exercise gallop, slowed up aml #Cenery A therd, seeing him- butted in, se sprinter that Ite * from the start you skinned eee eee 2 2 Annually tries of the wor Annually ox orte im wheat flour than all the other coun- # id combined—15,000,000 out of 26,000,000 bushels, alm exports more wheat, including wheat flour, tham #mM 146,000,000 ont of 646,000,008 any other county tn the world bushels. Aunnally produces more oats than any other country tn the of world 4,000,000 out Is the third largest 153,000,000 bushel»—-only with Russia leading. Annually produces more cotton than all the other count) of the world—13,000,000 out of $20,000,000 bales Annually produces more tobacco than any othe? country 682,000,000 bush | producer of barley in the wo 7,000,000 bushels jesx than Gern going up in Taft's heirship. ing the ae 690 one 00 out of 2,201,000,000 pounds. at Yaak den Adoni? resstoreé cn nnually produces more flaxseed than any other count Benth tor ei nse. aegis From Experience. . ah the world-—25,000,000 out of 87,000,600 basbate.. Be From pow on, Mr. Gamecock,| Ostend—Pa, what kind of ships Annually produces more hops than any other country Ja vateh ould!? he muttered in a daiay | 8"¢ Courtebips world—57,000,000 out of 211,000,000 pounds manner, “Ven you ran aggross me; Pe-—Hoft ships, my son, Annually exports more oficake and oilcake meal than if again I vill strew carpet tacks in| Ostend—And what kind of ship other country in the world—2,063,000,000 out of 4,913,0u9, sail the sea of matrimony pounds. der patt of der steam roller.” J Our mission wass consommedet.| ?* Mr. Hitehcock brightened percep | brospets Hardships, my son Same Old Milk | “You have a new milkman? in *lterrogated the Throop street Iedy.| Yeu, indeed,” responded her} ' What brand of milk does he sell? i Well |} “And why such an unusual nase, | my deart” Well, you see, one day it ix bine and the next day it is cloudy Uneveniy Divided. 4 be a heap more p “ observed Unele Elias, “if there were more cream on top of | the milk and lees on the beer.” Treen * |\® THEY ALWAYS FIND OUT. SPRINGFIELD, Ill, Sept. 30. After having lived with Ash ton Haxelrigg, of Mechanics berg. for 47 years, hia wife, Mrs. Lacy Hazelrig«, under the impression that her first hus band, Andrew Carpenter, was dead, has discovered that he ie Hving tn Decatur, Il Ghe has brought suit tn the Sangamon cireult court for « diverce from him. Carpenter married her in August, 1859, and two months later he left her and she heard be was dead. In No- 9, abe was mar eee eteetee ete eens ee ee eee Bince “conspire” means to “plot| together,” there is no more reason | Mm to say “conspire together” there is to say “separate Victory.-More sou- | Speaking of separate, it is spelled “seperate,” RE, peerneen — his jacket good and strong. —Paris; the “400.” No large bets have been | (Mo.) Appeal | recorded see | “ee Dairy cow population of United) President's private secretary Sta fe 22,018,446; other cattle, opens mall marked “personal | eee | Area of Ireland is 32,360 square We all poke fan at campaign! miles. Population in 1905 was! Cigars, but did you ever hear of/ 4.391.543, and is decreasing at the} Anyone refusing one? | rate of 17,000 a year. From 1851 to} ‘ee 1908 emigrants numbered 2,058,907 males and 1,902,104 females } wit “Gus Brown’’ sys Clothes Makers That are known by every man who cares for quality and style, Stein Bloch Co., Michael Stern Co., Rosenwald & Weil Sophomore” Clothes, “Fad” Clothes, At Prices Within the Reach of All Good Suits for Men and Young Men $10 to $25 | SH SPEER EEE EERE ERR ER ER ERR Ree oo ose os sons: SOME LETTERS TO OUR STATESMEN brooms golag peach short cake. Little Sammy: Roo hoo! Can to whom #/)ny's swallowed by little engine. Luna ing lessons. Annually exports more resin than all the other countries the world-~717,000,000 out of 864,000,000 pounds. Annually exports more spirits of turpentine than all the ¢ er countries of the world—-16,000,000 out ¢f 24,000,000 gallons, | SO th AS THEY MAY NOW BE Wri This form wil! be tolerably safe —Broadway, My Dear Biank-blank: Ihave your * * © of tast Better crowd the opposition a little harder. Put a snag in 8 you-know-which of ———- Bill No. umpty-ump. This is y pernicious legislation. However, you have done noble. By the way,’ you will find package of kale xxx paces from the white oak 7 in Arlington cemetery Yours truly, UVESS WHO. % The billet doux style may be more discreet: Dear Heart Can you meet me at Rector’s next Sat 1 have much to tell you. Love, I can searcely express appreciate what you have done for a poor, friendless gell. give that old C. P. person the go-by. Inclosed find pawn for my diming ring Your ever affectionate FLOSSIE. But this in cipher code would be a cinch. Stanoleo, New York, Senex: Bluebirds Mit dingbats. Snizt on the skidoo. Haba for the merry. Stove lids. North Lima & $883. Get hep. pat. ) United States has no accepted national flower. she will be remarried when #| Stranger: Good gracious! How | (= . aa & she is divorced from Carpen- #| could that happen? / l® ter al Bmanier We wee dd the fier Wanted, Wanted, W. * # | playing at trains, and he was the |] rover e.ceat payers for See ee ee ee ee ®| tnnel Boo hog! a ae no Re ; P Nat 4 || INTERNATIONAL ve Park Natatorium. Swim, Couetaee 1000-10 aitie at 7 S ewev ser’ smone-- 7- for the _ Every owner of a Victor machine should have of these 58001—The Wedding of Sandy McNab, §2008—T obermary r $2009—Killiecrankie, Sherman, Clay & Co., Pacific Coast Distributors. 1406 Second Ave. On the Fr GSEATTLE-TACOMA ROUTE Fare 350—Round Trip, 506 FOUR ROUND TkiPS DAILY MEALS SERVED. towne wipe daily, m1 om Three ti Bondag sieeve Sails at rile a Th) LEAVES SEATTLE — 6:48 Second ard Yesler “« i %. and dpm, ‘Leave verett at 118 @ | 10:28 a m., 2:05 and 6:45 pM 7 Where the Cars Stop’ Ries ee tae BM Munday | LEAVES TACOMA — 6:36 @m eed 2:15 p.m. Gingie Nome | and 12:15, 3:55 and 7:30 p. m “brttinor cliy ot Hverstt: Colman Deck, |U SEELEY, Jr. Agent. Seattle ou Vina be Tel. Main 176, ‘Tacoma—Teh