The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 14, 1908, Page 4

asain THE SEATTLE STAR BY STAR PUBLISHING CO. 1807-1300 Geventh Ave EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT BUNDAY. partments—aek for department or name of person you want. BALLARD STAR AGENCY — 6400 Ballard ay Gunaet, Ballard 106 seck ward we WOMEN OVERTAKING MEN ° THE STAR-~-MONDAY, = SEPTEMBER 14, tention a» bis own wife? Wt the brother, the sisterethe sor Lot us adopt for the mo’ word “Consideration fensive word or ua remember that “ low this rule we will home harmony tto \* is beware acter hould another be unkind to us, then let oS ott answer turneth away wrath find that STAR DUST | “0 worthy nh, the daughter’ of care And affection as OUTBURST OF EVERETT TRUE o life the ov of family unkind home and the first of our of If we fol of WHEN YOU'RE WALKING THK STREET, KEEP TO Tyg we have found the secret to Select Clothes stands for PVEREDT STAR AGENCY —Merrett Brow, 1706 Rockefeller Ay. Gunset Lore Gee, wont por cng, nit wants venta por month Be BY JOSH 1 Mvered by mall or carrier, No fr Batered at the Postoffice at Seattle, Washington, ae eeoonA-clase matter ——— —y PO MAT. SUBSCRIME: SUL others who are immensely; those Anwricans do travel! Jaress label of each rejoiced and relieved by the re turn of confidence are the confi Bong Writer—Heard my latest) dence men Ungoring bit, old man? It's mak P } ing the horridest kind of @ hit with R ¥ | And, in addition, the Increased the girls - if you should mise lt mere ae telephone us every | Tooat of living will be materially Vaudevillian-— What's it ur s be certain of gtvtng our sussorteere & perfect service | lwtimulated by the increased tax named Irate. Thus the importance of an| & Write How'd You Like - a = J elant slary becomes more urgent, | to Be the Blarney Btone « aa ol b WHY BECOME A BACK NUMBER? | Hie Vacation Wad Doctor, I fear that I have klepto F | You took your vacation early manta . r ; : . | “yea” sald the young man peo Do, eh? Well, time will cure Old age, merely as old age, has a traditional title to re , f jnively, “I'm on my way home. be i rr | Cheer up, womankind! You are] a4 HUNDRED YEARS FRO | Think of the girl you left] yw much time? spect. White hairs have given their wearer, during all the] getting bigger all” the. time--not PRED YEARS PROT ae th At thet mngiatente were to can ’ i i al _ oR ue “Cid when he nansel. youn® me ly mentally, but physteally! han been responsible for th No; of the wad sult me, I'd way about sixty days. ages, the right to a hearing, “Old men for counsel, young men!” Oye hundred years ago mon were tieal fact that the girls of to P for arms,” is a maxim of many nations. In the Indian council) much larger than women. One who are #till in thett teens Foxy Scheme | Magistrate sternly)—Didn’t 1 i hundred years from today women ceed their mothers tn helaht by Powne—Ver ai utes to |“ ti you the last time you were lodge, it was the old man whose words were hung upon with | will tower above men nearly three | ” 7B magpeigys ae eo aaxiows © here 1 never wanted you to come s ‘ fie a Bok tah . All this has been carefully work In the meantime man has fatien |") 8 ae tae Fag og jog | DOlore me agal most attention. And in the patriarchal period of Job, though) oq out by a group of the foremost | by at least three-quarters of an|ioyimenth aml Prisoner—Yes, sir; but I couldn't as ti of of © 8 sition anc ches, and | Basiteh physicists inch within 100 years Powe - “— you | make the policeman believe It he was the chief man of the east in position and riche Devotion that women have shown The Hrttiah tovestigators meas ie oh adPbat tes . ‘ ‘ the father of seven sons and three daughters, his friends|to outdoor sports within the past | ured 1,379 persons to get thin ave Nirecne-—-Not at all, but I want|..'M¢ d00r opened and the young 5 generation—dating roughly from | ae Base iy ee itt my | man hit the sidewalk. This, how Eliphaz and Zophar demanded submission to their censures be him to ont me out of his list ef] ever, was no vement. The | | avon want to save the price! sidewalk presen m than 4 because, as they said, “With us are both the gray-headed and of a prosent fair mark What's the matter? very aged men, much elder than thy father.” And Job ad-| Pot Luck Bg mitted the principle in saying: “With the 1 Jin putting ginger in the gam for her hand I , To rouse ‘em ne far Brace 1 dvised his friend ¢ ‘4 « d . « s' nding r up. a hia friend and in length of days is understanding “.. ease an enaak--enseee he cs Uae tre tac } - a aes Witee baile tone the Gdbine-on xs sane se sshottet the ejoctea| ff What Is Difference Between Bison and Buffalo? } } apologized by saying: “I am young, and ye are very old | hem the © . suitor, “I've had my fling . wherefore I was afraid, and durst not show. you mine opinion.” | | A Traveling American Blobhe—Whet is the .average M But we have passed from Job to Dr. Osler. In a patriarchal | Seene—The Summit of Vesuvius. | cost of maintaining an automobile? | ING . : Aemican Tourtat (to the world| Slob! There isn't any average age the advocate of the Oslerian theory that old men should) at large)—Great Snakes! It reminds |1t depends upon how well you stand lll An be painlessly removed would have been executed as a blas me of hell with the judges who name the | ‘ 4 | | Buglish Tourtat—My dear, how! fines. | a Bhemer and « malefacior and a seditious corrupter of youth.| Fresh eggs will Immediately sk to the bottom of « pan ot | wammmm ; a ene How Much of a Fortune Did Napoleon Leave? yast sweep of change betwee ) d Osler! | | » the vast sweep of change between Job and t | In cooking dumplings with chicken boll slowly and they will not | PMtMtveatettrsursuestiessrsaemasiets at mes nee etsiess cement eat Matacss tt | The reason? P ably it lies pa in the brutal utilitar-/fall or get heavy # : i f this age ; ‘ taht | The harder the laundry soap the longer it will last OUR FAN GAL L ERY | The German soldier must bean And our hearts, though janism of this age, which ra most highly that which is| Poult Shelnes tong Ret ta abed color by weblet pel teh tn tie [expert swimmer and brave, sot most effective in mater production. rinsing water instead } THE | € F358 SUll, like muffled drums aay jeg But, all ye elderly people who read this, think of the less Whee 0 sponge & te It with lemon juice and rims | NO. 1—THE BASE BALL BRAINSTORMER | “Work today, for you know not ing a , ) rly peop! . several times in w | Fpeapevessaces seesacasices: —_ -_ how much you may be hindered| Funeral marches to the gam sordid reasons why you dre not so venerated as you would Rust spots on linen disappear if wet, covered with cream tartar MESWESKEDMES MEMES HES MES ASS MESES MTS MESES MET TTT | morrow.” —Hen§. Franklio Longfeliow, " ee eee tine’ eae tis sie * Me a adel ale Jand exposed to the sunlight , have been in olden times, or as you would now be in China} A piece of unglazed wrapping paper bound upon @ cut will stop After all, a dollar a word isn't ike: Pat, there's only wa — or the Himalayas. ithe flow of blood. so much ff the president intends|thing will cure > Phis i dest ag e world fc pe > | If the soup ts too salty add a few ¢ of potato and cook "s lto write of Africa’s pseudomono-| whisky and quinine. This is the hardest age in the world for the old. Why? Be Jitttle longer. ‘They will absord the surplus salt cotyledonous planta Pat (anxiously): Where ide yp , cause each year makes their hard-won skill and knowlec Lu # put Into a dish and covered with cold water will keep for 7... a + less valuab Never bel did lenath o -ars bring ignorance. | “°e#* 8t © time. “You say Slimpkins makes bis soya bh whivky am” quinise s valuable. Never before did length of years bring ignorar | A teacup of kerosene in a gallon of warm water is far better than living with his pen? I didn't know! Pat: No: malaria. In past ages the experience of the old bore on the problems | soap for ing painted woodwork he could write.” lw @ megan: , ; , eo fern doe ro ¢ :0 . ‘t; bh oo jogs.”—| Ft. Bowyer, near M of th ~ i ened n ta int of sbiems | if thy mn doesn't grow water the earth once a week, putting « ' can't; he keeps hogs. a jobile, Ala, f the young. The very aged man knev wre of the problems! -os500n of ammonia im two quarts of water New York Glot s attacked by m British lend faced by youth than anyone else could possibly know. HOW | cccmnesmemne siniiahapenil a what [force of 730 troops and 200 Cryst ox ! 1 7 ted ir kn } ve! It costs the Methodist Episcopal |Indians Sept. 15, 1814. Americas different today The old man was educated in a knowledge chureh about $28,000,000 annual-| losses, five killed, four wounded; now obsolete e ly for its preaching and superin-| British losses, 162 killed, 1 3 . f t:t oe tendence | wounded The old man was rea n a forest; the son lives in a city | Gedevinc are wondering tethes| eee The old man made shoes, or forged nails, or tan the| of Arabs that live on plunder of| There are more than 500 saps humanities,” or practiced law according to the old ethics o' |travelers whom they attack. They | rate muscles im the body, ie pre 1 law according . I } j profess a form of Mohammedan oe’ the profession; the young man ope a heel hine, or | ism and are governed by sheiks. | Confidence is a good ohn | ee je have, but accurate pours iron into a hopper f hich rge o | | P ; ap LOpT w ui g is one Marrying for money ia betting it = of a firm of lawyers operating a partment store with on a sure thing | be hte. . .-* Napoleon left $1,200,000, no more professional ethics than 6 | - . P , Number of cigars smoked in|he bequeathed among bis : Perhaps the best recipe for k urselves fr United States in @ year wa 76,-| ®enerals, and to the cbiléren oft Pi x bac umbers is to get dea every « ; 669,742 ing back numbers is to get a new idea every day ) BY DRWRCL AT SON Me ¢ | eee ts Ever-Young club, with its maxi of 365 new th Bison is American cnimal and| Lady: You say you an ote : year, and 366 on leap years. Otherwise you Oslerize buffalo an old world animal. Bison | wort What is your occupation’ ¥ harmony maybe expressed in one word 6 more closely resembles common ox Neary Charley: 1 pick Sows elearning ‘ - ord—conml .** |from century plants, madam » Consid among metabers of the same family aa A teacher called upon a smati| Deep in the intertor of the ae HOW DO WE DO IT? BBO Ee mang metabers family ts one jot boy to define “multitude world’ they followed. the cam j 1o ether women, te iualty sade. eae “A multitude,” said the boy, “is|Of the Mississippi to ie j Y t , | aide » his own wife, will not b sometimes, to ax what we get when we maitiply.” more than 3,000 sil Sa * Just a word or two about The Star } ~ er, eis Seana hak to a < or oe south, in the gulf of Mexiei= f We don’t like to appear to sing our own praises, but dur The young girl who is on terms of tender intimacy with oditer Art Is long, and Time is fleeting, | London Telegraph. é 3 0 4 will frequently do ali in her powe » Imnore and he rr GEEGAR ‘ ney . " st few days we have ved so many letters from p nd humitigte {ng the past few days we have received na tters from wm Younger sister; and while ail smiles to other boys, wil pte gg & Ti 2 so many people congratulating us upon our success in our snub and ridicule her own br * t P 4 ‘ : Is it any wonder that , king urement and biteht acre; easy terms; Gem 35 efforts to secure the nomination of good men for county of-} at the hard-working, devoted wife Gad a thing of the pass car lime and lake; level, dear) * mother, smarting under a sense of injustice, will be sometiqnns ‘ te ow) ed: fine for chickens and ban fices that we feel compelled to say a word or two reply tempted to snarl and nag: or that the humiliated sister or the ries. nubber brother should seek to retaliate in kind? thereto. an » alia n And the sad thing | ae : 4 | tw that with much interchange of bitter words, these unter | neers a toe, Ona Ry One man writes I haven't been here very long; not} peop h other less and less, and learn the terrible | His face is a sight to behold rat oe even long enough to vote, but I read your paper caref and t hate His yells cause your blood to run cold, . Hs ve the tifal and tender relations of home life and ¢on When his team gets a bump I noticed that almost in every case the me i supported were| Sanguinity are strained: and the home, inatead of being the para He shrieks: “Kill the Ump!” | a nominated. How do you do it? dise it should be, becomes the scene of constant uagging, wrangling But he never bas killed one, I'm told.” | ew | : j and scolding, in which all the truest and noblest feelings of the | = yoowessersacss: = aoe oe cme | We are going to try and answer that question: “How do| human heart are deadened ’ | we do it?” And the answer—the correct answer eo ite The law of the family and home life should be simply the law SLOOP WRECKED—The sioop| CHEAP COLONIST RATES. | ; : , of the drawing room—the law of politen: And the basis of po | Rhododendron, of Rort Angeles, | . is simple and short. The peop lieve in The Star. They © i» merely consideration. In all the world ie there any \URe_ ‘riven ashore in a gale at! . 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