The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 5, 1908, Page 4

.« THE SEATTLE STAR | BY STAR PUBLISHING Co. ——————TFORAIO Beventh Ave. EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, rn Main 1050, PHONES J incl. These are exchanges, and connect with all de partmente—aek for department or name of person you want. ° PALLARD STAR AGRNOY — 640) Ballard av, Sunset, Mallard 106 “eg KRVRRETT STAR AGENCY —-dMerrett Hr PTOs Rockefeller Av. @unset 10 ® x conte per or twenty five cents per month De TO MALL SURSCHINERS The the addres oof aa apet has nat again t paid in advance | Of Gate on the address label is af | FO SURSCRINERS mek any please do ue the favar to ¢ tose ween Gand T a0 1f you should mise tt more than ia this way We can de certain of giving our suescribess & perfect service and it le the only war THE STAR’S ADVICE ON CANDIDATES — Readers of The Star, who are not thoroughly familiar with the history of King county politics and the men who are now running for the republican nominations for county offices, have asked The Star to advise them for whom to vote in the primary election next Tuesday In an effort to rid King county of a political ring which has misgoverned the county for years, at the expense of the taxpayers; whose members have become rich and politically powerful by virtue of the offices which they have been able to| monopolize through political juggling, The Star has been sup sheriff, auditor porting candidates for county commussioner, and prosecuting attorney who have satisfied this newspaper] that they will give the county good government, if elected To insure good government, it is necessary to have the o The fices mentioned filled with honest, able, experienced men county com ssioners take the initiative in the expenditure of | the county money, and are of greatest importance to the people in securing an economical, business administration of county al-/ fairs. The county auditor is supposed to stand between the commissioners and the people in financial matters and has the} power to check illegal expenditures if active, or to allow them, | In the sheriff and prosecuting attorney are vested} | if quiescent the power to enforce the law and prevent or punish lawbreak ing. All of these offices are essential to the ring in order that they may run the county government to their own best advan All of them are just as essential to the people to insure good govern tage and continue in the enjoyment of political graft ment For county commissioners, The Star advises the republic Albin tt are honest, capable and experienced in the lines necessary Both county affairs, especially the graft} 1 | m ans to vote for M. J. Carrigan and George W men are an efficient county commissioner pledged to] the elimination of graft in feedin accruing to the sheriff in the of prisoners in the county | jail system of county roads and to the introduction of a thorough They are pledged to the construction of a comprehensive i business system in all departments of the county government. | The Star advises the republicans to vote for for the nomination for sheriff, because as a deputy sheriff he) has proven himself to be an honest man and an efficient, tire less and just officer. He is in no way connected with the} county ring, and pledges himself, if elected, to refuse the graft heretofore coming to the sheriff's office, amounting to thou-| sands of dollars a year, and serve for the salary of $200 alone | The Star advises the republicans to vote for Otto A. Case} 1 to the county for county auditor, because he is oppos ring, | and because, as county clerk, he has proven himself to be an] honest, efficient official. He is under no obligations to any po- would be free to use his litical clique or ring, and, as auditor power to block any expenditure not to the interest of the tax payers of King county. The Star advises republicans to vote for George W. Van derveer for prosecuting attorney, because, as assistant prose ctiting attorney, he has proven himself to be an honest, able, He has thrown aside the traditions of the public prosecutor of King fearless prosectitor office and has become the only county who has taken time from the routine of the office to ferret out offenders who were robbing the public and prosecute them The Star advises re ubt in so doing lies their hope of establishing good » vote for these men becatise cans government, this county ted With them in office, the people of King county would not only free from corruption, graft and extravagance, in These men are pledged to do their duty to the people, if el know that the money of the county was being well spent, but how it was being spent. They would not only know what was | going on in county affairs, but what has gone on in the past as far as it is in the power of keen men, in possession of the} records and machinery of government, to ascertain The Star advises republicans to vote for these men for the nominations, for in doing so lies their opportunity to overthrow the political dynasty on Profanity Hill and bring its members to if they have justice, transgressed the laws. CORRUPTION THE Issue Senator Levi Ankeny, who has brought shame to the senate and disgrace to the people of the state of Washington, has been publicly accused in the columns of this and other newspapers of being a drunkard and a bribe-giver The charges have never been resented and have been nied only in general and indirect terms. In the minds of the people of the state, Senator Ankeny stands a convicted drunkard and corruptionist Levi Ankeny bought with filthy money one of the highest offices which the constitution designed to be in the gift of the people. In doing so he corrupted men in the legislature whom the people had trusted with their most sacred interests In doing he broke the laws of the state and the na tion; he struck a telling blow at the very foundation of popular government; he betrayed his people, his government and his God With the brazen effrontery of the true corruptionist, Levi °o ° THE STAR—SATURE IF THE WICKLEBRIDGES | STAR DUST | "WERE IN WHITE HOUSE BY F. W. SCHAEFER, I should never stand tn the way of your accepting the honor chatted Mra, Wicklebridge. “TL really belt however, that #he de plored his nomination in an unguarded moment, Don't you Do If" answered her husband, with a pussled air Hutt Say, don't let me flag your train of thought with something foreigd ta ithe subject, but whem are you talking about? “One of the nominee's wives, of course, bridge, impationtly Which one of his wives?” Why, bis only one, to be aw When they chose him for vice president or president, the papers said she thought it would be bet ter for hia health if he didn’t take it Now, if | were in the white House with you, Cleero, | would Inalet that you make th mit of your opportuntty You, | guess you'd tell the reporters that you kicked me Into the executive chair, | can see the headlines t Her Thumb! Wicklebridge Coerced Into Contest, Wife's Lnordinate Ambition the Undoing of Inoffensive Intellectual Gtant How can you imagine such a thing, Cleero? thing | would do would be for your own good Yep. [think so. Oh, most decidedty Martyr tn the White House. Feminine Hands Grab the Reins of Government. Three Mil lion Word Message on Taleum Powder Dictated to Congress’ ” Oh, you hateful, selfish brut “Uh-huh! Get exetted! That's you every time. retorted Mra, Widkle You know any ‘Extralt! Pree ident’s 200-Pound Wife Fiitngs Him Out of Kast Room Windew! Ke sists Arrest! Entire Regular Army Rushed to Washington!” Hut Wickiebridge had gone too far Mra. W. keeled over in a swoon 4 LEXION OrW 2 CLatéon Somebody once sald that uty ts only skin deep.” Ax a mat ter of fact, beautly In anything but skin deep; it is as deep as the blood, a» deep as the vital organs, as deep as the life itecif And this appli of complexion, The state of the skin is merely an index of the state of the system in ger A akin that is pure, velvety and transparent ply means that is rich and clean And that in reality ts the whole secret of a beautiful complexion of course, to bemuty our blood And how sha eare of yourself It ts not hard, but you must t rnal vigilance ts the price of a fine complexion re an well as of safet you must eat pe simpl? food im moderate qu thes. wh on pi who ts fond of “fudge,” and who just loves to go to the matinee and te ity devour a pound box of chocolate caramels—that girl is bound, in time, to have a muddy blemished skin and premature wrink fine complexion, eat lightly And then——the blood 1 firat thing ia to drink much water other than at or near the meals Now, the blood is kept clean through the action of the exe¥btory organs, and these should be regularly tiended to daily baths, fre quent sweat baths. much ex pa atarly dewp breathing” Tree water drinking and care of the bowels ‘The beet bath for the datiy cae in th lowpd by rapid spomging with cold wa best deep breathing exercise is to stand easily and slowly inhetejthe breath, at the same time raising the arms straight up over the heed Take in all the breath you can, and then, without holding, exhaig it while lowering the hands ~. So, If you would bawe a simply and without bast ; kept For amt be t in purpode rte daily at tt cine warm serub with sodp, Bol and vigorous friction © givin) pry 4 a, b ney 4 “WE LISTENED INTENSELY UND WASS CARRIED AVAY BY HI OUID OF SIGHT OF DOT PREWER MRE VOUT ORT MOTE PURE PRE TUTE CEE OE Ankeny is king the votes of the people. He is asking the voters to endorse his purchase of a seat in the United States senate, He isking the people to endorse his crime against law and government. He is asking the people to endorse his record of sen incompetency and drunkenness in the senate Will the people endorse their own betrayal at the hand of purchased legislators? Will the people endorse the violation of laws passed for| Will the people endorse their own shame so recently paraded before the world in the columns of Collier's Weekly? If they ill, the primary election system will fail of ac complishing its object and the benefits of popular government will prove a myth premiale he preparation removes hair without soar or biem 2 RP ea an.| LOO ARCADES ootica ° ® ~ Patent Attorneys MASON, FENWICK & LAWKRENOR Katablishod 1401 | Myenest references uide book advice free, Seat f fice ” | #2 Burke Bidg . FRA | Cash Registers } | Epperson at 110 Wirat ay. jain 110) Ind. 140 5 URNS HOSE POM IORS ORS HRS 08S HOLS OMI HOTEL ST rlental Fin oly Bauipped 00 A h wines district, Yates and Gove ate ‘ ake this hotel your headquarters on victoma, 8, ¢. OSGAR UND ADOLF UND---GUESS WHO NCIS AY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1908. A WORD FROM JOSH WISE, “Seeing ain't always — believ ing, sometimes getting Decidedly Stuck Up. Phamley—"Goodley called on ws t ther day and | never saw a man so stuck up in all my life” Wine—"Nonsense! ‘That tan't his style at all” Phe 1 know, hin style was simply rained. He brought our children candy and held them on his lap while they ate it The Art of Punctuation Retur afternoon little Kaith formed her mother t od how to “punch doar,” said mamma one tT mamma,” ing from school the other proudly at in she had " ‘and how ts It You me explained Kidith, when you write ‘Seat’ you put a hatpin after it and when you ask & question, then you put down a button hook Queering Him, BY JOSH vel that yet I hold o'er the alr Did you think a great oagle upaet snoe of « pinion?” dominion; would be Ty a dif to Order claim to be Made Smawley a Higns | wel fm Digns him when would think man Well hin he if wife you ever saw ‘ made to around, you wan order | What He Wished ight-paying a! combine had been try to read his paper for an hour wan frequently interrupted by wife's remarks Finally he fr i of the OUTBURST OF EVERETT TRUE “WE WENT ARTICLE 711, SELL, SEWING MACHINE. 17 LOOKS Ly THAT NOAN HAD IN THE ARK, ro. Guat W'S STL IN THE GAME — HAW! May, r; St NOW, HOW-MUCH A. - OFFERED Pt “ one < f meron oy —”r > FORCED SALE, /7 4 ty leave it up 1 wish,” he sald ed the knowledge Kgyplans Why?" Jude that 1 possess of the sacient queried his better half from the mummica have seen,” he replied, “they under stood the art of making & woman dry up and stay dried up.” | | | i Couldn't Tell a Lie. orge Washington, jr, was try ling to dispose of a horse In he & good traveler? quorted the p tive purchaser He replied G. W., Jr. “Tl guarantee him to trot fm 2:16." | “Trot a mile in 2:157" queried the p. p. I'm not saying anything about distan * replied the owner, “but he'll trot as far ax be can in 2:16." | Wouldn't Interfere. As a matter of fact,” sald the Your friend, Dr. Youngman, ia|man who was looking for an argu nicely settled In that little town, [| ment ery man's life ts his own . hear | Now, if I took « notion to commit peestian No; unfortunately, he has had to | suicide, what right would you have sto ot oa move out just as he was ting | ¢ ot ‘ent @ nick f cieeiid hammock elena m't you think for a minute wer Why, how was that?” j that 1 would,” answered the cool you love His wife's sister married the | natured party as be meandered on the news undertaker ge way Inconsequential. Wisdom of Experience Said the Owl: “Ob, tell me, how Love is blind,” remarked th could you fly quotation dispenser, who happened When the hunter #0 sorely shot| to be single you | “Don't you believe it,” rejoined I'l tet! you And crippled one wing? When I| the man who had been trotting tn jall this. It's naw itt double harness for nearly a year | He's a crank on Was wure he at last had got you.”| “After the honeymoon is over one | Why, he even puteon gets wise to the fact that the Said the Kagle: “And so you mar-' bindness was ony « puff.” | | py ' 1 | s are, | hereafter, and the DA | that comes under . ' : The Joyous Chatter of a Conapicu- | haw! OY SLOOP ePARTLAN- ous Pest. tires on all the baby é the babies must wear / not good” fo» man to be BY FRED SCHAEFER. Yip! Yip! Yip! Bart Barney's t right strong wax this feeling in| Another reform coming, boys, | Geat po pee ot ag gd to | te that oor ican, ps Heer They've started an anti-unnecessary | partne tripped and che proceasion about the market place,|"0 Crusade in town. Fact. Ob,|5) "lust perteet Seg, | * | of noise fit targets for the miasiies and|!t'@ @ scream. The council's going} yy’ Why. pete a abuse of those patriotic citizens |to pass an ordinance directed espe-| oyster. Oh | who had taken unto themselves|ciaily at howling shames and cry | wives, The parade always took! - Th <2 | place on « cold day, historians in|‘ Reeds. This'll take in Sid Bek) ay SRANCIECO tepe. | form us, thereby adding the wrath | #tetter's loud hosiery as well as the | with seven jurors accepted, of heaven to that of the Spartans. | gasoline engine at the Variety Iron | ject to peremptory challenge ie] An nay be expected there were| works. It'll put the soft pedal on| trial of Abraham Reef has) fow old maids pining their lives adjourned to next alighted The bachelor has been nd despined in all lands 0---E. V, DEBS! 1m 88 ELOQUACITY, BUT NEVER ve Speckial Despootch from Osgar to|correctet, “und id ine der casiest|threw me in jail once for six eal Gehaaten. cheb we efer hat.” months ees . ee Phen [ can count on you in my td ixs to me a vonter y dit TERRE HOOT, Sept. 6 Ind) rene ono: jous capital | nod run avay?” | gurgied ‘ Among dose vich we are a60%/iem, can't I? obserfed hobe- Stupid'” he flashed They put tomed to vitness running for der| fully my feet in jail, too. vite house vile id-ias venting in der , ¥ bet,” I pe we Rete We dit nod doubt hiss veractdity > , | Classconscious capitalism shoult You!” he ed, ta g te odder diregtion isn Wuchene V./ io ‘rontered unconscious. Ha, ha,|Adoif “You grunt that, avenone Debs, Din year he tas usual | ha has an equal right to property Mr. Debs iss @ Sociablest, und| Diss struck a responsif chort in| don't you? many beople vote for him yust to] Mr. Debs’ organs. Ah,” he said Zertainly Adolf atmittet, a be social. Often, ad der risk of| I see the people : nwehiniag look of rilichence effegting his legture dates, Mr. Debs hass|' the hated system of p@vate jendrance into hiss face. “Und 1 Jehumped in to safe der country, ownership of the means of living. |am ready for my share right avay |but each dime he found der coun-|Th¢ body snatchers of the Enter Therefore, if you had a brewery ltry hat rocks in ide pockets und|¢st® will go too far and soon|they | you would share {t with your poorer coult nod be induced to der sur.| ¥o8't be able to come back feliow citizens, wouldn't you? face. Yet, he conaiters he hass|, Hat you any fats?” 1 aidet Adolf's map became a plank nd been balked of his prey—only| All great men haf. Any kibt of) “I voult die fairat!” he cried biked ja bug? folting biss arms mit defiant resis: | Ven we exuded into hiss brew To be sure,” he answetea my | nadion Jence, von look evinced him wel sp ae erst iv» | Painfully Mr. Deba attemptet to! Pores ig. gg ol an ed oe . your Dug M8 @| point ould Adolf to der error of hiss a 4, #0 e ng red us our bosltic i de el ena bitziness, To proof him we wass As Mr. Debs iss batt und pollshes ible. ee niciew’ aon Mee at |nod capitaliatics we showed him| his coco mit a plece of chamoilf, der) jotohie Mr. Debs tore pine eovenra | gar baats cotered | malt corns like rnd easily Improof each stain \tions limp from imp und crowned @ terrapin i ins from hone a ‘ 81 ow © plucke toll, ike holting onto brake | belief you glaim to be ded only iem-aee cP ' ie: ‘Ghud : Ih ame. | candide t who does not care & ko Or : wm Mg ap °. cg SASS | peck for der moneved warauivaa? 1 (cromeeup und remodeled for der |“ wee you are members of the| peck for | . bird burpose. Id wass of no anvil, We proletariat He spoke curtially, | Proceedet, taking my remarks fown | tistened intensely und was carriet | “Yess,” said Adolf, “but we are| Tapitly so as nod to miss von br®/ayay by hia vonterful eloquactty nod vorking ad fd yust now cious vort but nefer onid of sight of dot prew Ob why, oh why, vill Adolf al Yeu," he rechoined me, “ahd Tlery, Adolf voult concede eferyding vays consume silence by spikking! | am h yet, in apite of their in- | but nod der prewery. Tightwad! 1 Sure we are yorking ad id,” 1I|iquitous injunctions, Why, they |hope he nefer owns id all kind of chrome dis oun@ of and women. away mon | Augustus, emperor of Rome, when | Rome was something more than a |way station for the Cook tourist exhausted every device to make men marry, but without success, | Even so late as the French revo among the hills of Lacedae lution, when the bachelor had es tablished a place for himself as @ social ald and lord-high-tea-dis penser at 4 o'clocks, he was barred jfrom the counsel of the ancienta, corresponding to our own senate The 260 members of this lawmak ing body had to be married men, widowers being the only exception Despite the consensus of opinion that bachelors are undesirable citi zens, there a said in their fav The bachelor e a few things to be . | nds in the same the cket store, 2 yepor me quiet | the occurrence of as Bethichem. You fellows that go! week DOWN-TOWN STORE 1013-1015 FIRST AVENUE UP-TOWN STORE PIKE ST, eWESTLAKE AVE. — we tnrmamces — POST-OFMICE SUB-STATION “ THE UPTOWN Some MIDNIGHT TONIGHT table to a drawing root jare strictly necessary, yet we miss them if banished from the face of the earth! Both are luxuries, — | As a distributer of penaies he ts! & constant ebild He} supports almost eutirely the | run of church bazaars, sup) lawn fetes, and keeps the | joy to | plentifally supplied with }nel and hy books Without the bachelor sweet 16 |would have no sympathetic ear | into which to pour her troubles; the | debutante would perish for a waltz, jas married men grow plump and | forswear the mazy * If all men were married there | would be no one left to sit up |nights with that “sick friend | Dreadful to think of it! | fanish the bachelor to matrimony and stewards of fashionable clubs would have to fill} | the windows with rubber plants and send the snugly, leather-lined chatrs }to the storage house. | When brother is married sister must stay at home or fall back on | the odious alternative of making up | with “Jack lier than she had lintended, Often there is no “Jack,” and then the bachelor brother is @ very desirable person indeed Is it Sonceivable that women would cluster on country club porches, like files on a sheet of fly paper, if there were no bachelors? Does t one’s self on a hot day, i dress up in starchy things to look and addle one’s brain to be nice to husbands, fathers and brothers? Bachelors give a fillip to the known and familiar; they are the lemon in the ice tea of life. or tax*him well PRUGLESS CURE UNCLE SAM'S TAR— | MAJESTIC GLYCE Se size, special 3c } ally 15¢ cake. Will 4c 20-MULE TEAM BORAX cakes to cushenetyam SOAP special price, soaPp— cake PEET'S MECHANICS’ Removes ink, grease, 5 GRANDPA’S TAR—100 stains, ete. aonnas c | size, special .... +++ j TURKISH BATH—Per LENOX LAUNDRY— dozen 8 cakes veneeee 45c per cake") Buttermilk Glycerine Soap Full 2-ounce cakes, white or pink; posi VALUE OF THE WEEK. 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