The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 29, 1908, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR—SARURDAY, AUGUST 29, 1908. ° POORLY REWARDED | Firat Burglar—Wot luck at doctor's house, BIN? Becond Hurglar -We wus at looked tke alive rattlod like silverware; but wh » look at it ‘on oe hd , me if it wuan't surgical instruments! , ast oe = STAR DUST. BY JOSE A Word From Josh Wi: e the baby confident he make & name for himself before ty | im 26. ui 1 lucky,” growled the lor, “if he dosen't ® MILLION EVERY Y'! BY SFAR PUBLISHING co. 1907-1908 Beventh Ave mas EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. o— EDIRamenammancane |, Gi - HONES twoun Der Militant Colt Vater Candidoot Gifes Dose Human Tanks a Taste of Vob Dey These are exchanges, and connect with alt «+ TBO oul ° Vi 3 partmentercach tor department’ or name et pereen Voult Hat to Enchoy Ven He Iss in der Vite House. , you want. ee ’ “BA LARD STAR AGENCY — 6409 Batiard ay Sunset, Mal ard 906. oe ~EVEREE STAR AGENCT— Bros, 8104 Rockefeller Av. unset ions, One cont per copy, six i, or twenty-five conte per month. De- Ey Nrered by malt or carcien. ; " Eniored at the Postoffice at Seattin Washington, as eecond-clase matter, — f TO MAIL SUBSCRIMERS— Phe ir_wubecription exp Sagein boon pale’ tavade Meee ‘name is taken trom the lig. on the addrese label @ a feosipt f ‘ x wf NOTICR FO SURSCRINERS.4n, we Ping Bie hy Hi | Eo? by 4 ot we A « Tt you « ute ‘males th more than enoe Pp! certain of qiving our sumscribers a perfect service ” LITTLE LAND AND A LIVING a8 This is about Denmark, where the butter comes from, It Hage {s worth your while to read, Denmark has a lesson for us cock sure Yankees who know so much. Denmark is a little tongue of land hanging onto the north edge of things by its eyebrows. It is a great breeding ground - i per f for kings. A flock of princes and princesses turned loose in} : { ; HERRMANN, ; Denmark double their number every two years, and are healthy MRS. ROSA HE : (Star Special Service.) f Most of the kings and queens of Europe are of Danish blood. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. Aug. 29 ; : Neginning in the backwoods of the Other animals do well there, too. pn ment fir ide meng tgp Bag 4 i is j i setts | working plants controlled by The kingdom is just about the size of Massachusetts and | ie Mt Norrtsase Lemhor On, mark Connecticut. The soil is good; but almost any of our agricul “AH, YESS, | LIKE MINE TRAWN FROM DER VOOD MIT BLENTY OF HOPS IN ID, SAID ADOLF, out a devious course tare ugh Ten ft 1” ee, K tuecky and th Yirginias tural states has better soil naturally. The Danes used to be HOARSELY; BUT HE COPPERED DOT VEN HE NEARLY SWALLOWED A FROM.” Hioeeed che home office in New poor as skimmed milk—poorer, in fact, for skim milk is rather | gpeckiai Despooteh From Osgar to) No von tries to avipe ide bolizxtes. |with suffrage in the hands of only | YT There 2 er Sones ev ich, if-vyou oat lise i FRED SCHAEFER. “Do you know what would hap-|those of intelligence and ability—-|'* * woman, who has mantare rich, if you only realize it. PT. : ery detail of the business which os 90,000 le. | OHICKAGO, Aug. 2%, Ill—Der| pen on election day?” said Mr./see the dry platform—the day will | °" 2,000,000 in wages annual Now Denmark, on that patch of land, has tC People, | most obtimistig man in der vorit|Chafin, looking ue in der mout to/yet dawn when your obese friend | P&Y® out bs b rhe go pogo more than half of whom are farmers, Think of more than a/ls# Buchene W. Chafin. Ho ins en-|noe ef we vore vite ribbons on our | yonder will think the United States| 17, and nets her & p pon £ ns towel C sticut | Urelessly confidence dot he vill be | gizzards, “do you know what would) is the Sahara desert loves aociety. Re} million people supported by farming on the area of Connecticut | siegtot bretzidend on der Brohibl- | happen on election day if the Pro-| Deae prognostigais hat sooch « Pg By won gh on bag mg and Massachusetts, and reckon the size of their farms, and you|ton get. Fond as he tas of colt hibition sentiment of the nation}unhabby defect upon Adolf dot he | fore ber, husband's death, im 1ish,| . , ere Vater, me und Adolf coult nod trow | were solidified ? |ahowed signs of distressfulness. So | 1’ °\ 5 vats heaitation | will be astonished. Yet, these Danish farmers were never 80) any on hiss hopes guess id voult became a cake| Mr. Chafin benevolencely steered us| 2% without % momente seamen, prosperous as now. Oddly enough, Mr. Chafin isa a|of feo,” was der response of Adolf ould to der olt oaken bucket und | ibe set herself the task of learning | - : : a a 4 milk | Matt of Waukesha, Whisk. Yust ad / mit a sober look, or ad least an im-|trew us some of dor sparkling | (N° business. She did Wt. dives | They sell the other half of the Danes what butter and mi | presence he iss tn diss city bractic-|itation of von biquia | day now she is tn et office. She is} they consume, and ship the rest to England. And England pays|ing law und making @ still bunt) “Thank you,” vent on our hero. “Ah, yous, I like mine trawn from | MOt nly office execulive, bil, wit | - . 000,000 ke f aes jor der votes. He finds dot der )“It would be cloarty a cold fact that | der vood mit blenty of hops in 1d," | Cosel ylants and} | __ these Danish dairymen $2,000,000 a week for it. Every man, | sun tas vere der votes congregate. |the next president would give every |aald Adolf hoarsely, but he ie meee eae | woman and child on a Danish farm thus gets on the average $2) By doting avay mit der stile, he ramseller a frost.” }pered dot ven he nearly swallowed | °C '#NeE* “ine! | 2 sien ts k luces /2*8 he can make {4 unanimmious | “I subbose der rumseliers yoult|a. frog | gute thoes salameeteetene vive! a week from one country for one product enMArk PFOGUCES | for Brohibition. Dot iss, oxcluding |haf to hunt eyclone cellars?” I dt} “Not used to soft drinks, are! sont ine nannae ot fost ssional | 170,000,000 pounds of butter every year. The nation is as con-| Adolf. Adolf iss trromediable vulged htm you?” laughed Mr. Chafin |haseball, They were made by Paul| ed , h b i osperous as any na-|,,¥ “ime we must accede, Dere| “Indeed,” he sald. “There would} “No,” stampeded Adolf, “I find! tm 1887, Harry O’Hagen, 1902 tented as any people ought to be, and as prosperous as ANY N4-/ igg no selfishness in dor Brobibition |be no balf way measures. Mere reg-lsoft drinks too hart to mastigate” Larry Schlafly, 1904 , “ tion in the world, perhaps. Their profits in cattle make up for|mofemend. Id does nod care for ulation is « failure. The dram de}. “If you overcome that,” said Mr : “< i he | kei der spotis. Id bramises no bost-|mon must be driven out with the?Chafin, “you will find that water| Adding a fish to a tub of water| the loss on kings. ig mastershibs becoss dere vill be army and navy, if necessary bwilt put new life in you increases the weight an amount Now, how did this happy state of things come about? = ‘cy - =e vote der Se a = etter corte, I hesitatet, “id) T shoult belief id voult. Yet dere | equal to the weight of the fish, pro- » agora sik ra an. | Umet. Vile all who vote der blendet |shoult nod efen be sorroundet®” fav too many obstaggles In der vay| viding no water is spilled over ia Simplicity itself. It was education, The people of Den-|tiget can haf der R. F. D. routes.|. “Exactly,” he followed An@jtoconfert Adolf into « aquarium. | doing so. 4 mark are a race of scientific farmers and dairymen. They are} aera a ” sense: = yee mapental " os m getting all the grass from their soil that the soil will produce | th 9 DIANA’S DIARY ; Tt has been farmed for a thousand years, and is better now than /: ft was 10 years ago. In 10 years hence it will be better yet AMELIA BINGHAM 3 They have no Roosevelt there to preach conservation of national i. BY F. W. SCHAEFER. resources, but it has been preached all the same. A Danish : farmer is taught his business in school. Experiment stations : are scattered all over the toy kingdom. They know all about bacteria and ferments and nitrates and legumes. They have solved the problem of Bolton Hall’s book from which this title is | stolen, “A Little Land and a Living.” Some day, when we get over our American cocksureness, ‘we may well study the methods of some of these effete monar-| chies. Perhaps we beat them in effeteness. We do not teach} the principles of agriculture in our common schools. We should Every country school ought to be an agricultural experiment} station, where the principles of soil physics, soil chemistry and farm science could be taught along with old-fashioned book- darnin’. Then the boys would not leave the farm. And, in ye meantime, consider the Dane—how he toils and skims and churns. It will pay. THE THOMPSON FAMILY While The Star has felt that Will H. Thompson was sub- Ject to criticism for not sending Chester Thompson out of the state of Washington, as he agreed to do at the time his son was given his liberty, it has never been in sympathy with the ic: utbreaks of the Seatt s, _ hysterical outbreaks of the Seat le Time or with the perse-| engine Oe et dia cution of the entire Thompson family by that publication, the remarkable statement Amelia And in view of the statements made by Maurice Thomp-}Binsham, the celebrated actress, ‘i vd ‘" . {startled me with when I went to son, brother of Chester, through the columns of The Star last |interview her. Then she contin night, we are more than ever out of sympathy with the atti-/ "ed pom ~ x > “I have no patience with the tude of the Times. The conduct of A. J. Blethen in sending! tripperies of the young girl of to- to Tampa, Fla.—the city to which Mr. Thompson intended to| 48." she explained. “No girl . . |sbould wear elaborate send Chester—marked copies of his paper containing attacks | have jewelry. If she doc upon Chester and the Thompson family, which matter was pub- lis bin oygg Bey wat Posed lished in Florida, is so contemptible as to forever mark Blethen | cate convent and strict boarding as a most despicable creature and unworthy the respect of | *chools, where simple clothes must be worn. Then she will enjoy the decent men or women |pretty things all the more when GOWNS” Surely the Thompson family has had a sufficiency of\ee > Cd ehengh appreciate sures whakever the doce trouble without this occasioned by Blethen's conduct. Will| “You see, 1 know what I’m talk t¥@s this as her advice to women. H. Thompson did no more than any other man would have |!"# about, because my home was) She likes her club work. She t#| in a quiet Httle Ohlo town and I president of the Professional We done for his own flesh and blood. That he has appeared to|went to the Methodist school at an's league in New York and an of.| ting them with th we forgotten his pledge to send Chester out of the state, is Delaware coe iS Ge Fussy aut, hav al pleag . vaiceiad Sate, 18 | “We had to Wear the plainest of Ohio club and others. satisfactorily explained by Maurice Thompson. It is a hard! trocks. task that has been set for this unfortunate parent, and until hans because she brought too fine | woman's interests,” she said. : clothes ects he has solved it, he should have the sympathy of all of us, no| “nee that didn't spott our good | 2RCtNy Is tt matter what we may think of Chester or of his release from | times.a bit. Of course, we “NO GIRL SHOULD HAVE ELABORATE d for married wow me #0 settled the; n't have @ settled look, a sort of ootk t thought my nam She |and Bastingthread’s. life. After that they let me ch: om the | Kn 4 allowed to walk with the boys. But ried droop. Interest in ontal confinement many's the happy chat I had with @ | things diapels it, sear i nh ——-—___—_—__— — | lad lagging thre behind me. Hut that doesn’t mean that And it's the same with every: think women should compete wit thing as with clothes," she sald.'mon in everything,” she addedl So many youngsters have too! jaughingly I like to succeed an much. 1 never had a chance todo things. Hutt don't want travel as 4 girl, #0 when I began to” “piaywright Movt. brought Ko about after entering the profes | ina: out splendidly in he A Con lon I was like # boy with his first |tonted Woman’ which {ve fy patr of boots. playing. I like to play it b ; Mrs. Bingham’s whole manner | 2A7'"® Do you go a month without dinner, then pelled bouyant enjoyment and con. are iy, feast? tent. She does whatever she kes Every day without a Victor is a loss you can never make good. Come today and learn about our easy-pay- ment plan. a Der seoserrosovooooooosod |i, "lit! wll» i the time. 1 don't want to | Here’s a Coal Tip Payments as low as $1.00 down, $1.00 per week. Sherman,Clay&Co 1406 Second Ave. ‘Ont J. W. Bullock RENTON COAL PHONES AT WHILE THE LAMP HOLDS OUT TO BURN, THE VILEST SINNER MAY RETUR “THEY CUT LOOSE WITH A HYMN, AND THEN BEGGED ME TO REPENT.” VI. wanted to go home to my ma At No more for met that they broke out with hosannaa, I'm through with the sheath gown |and I never was so kissed in all my | Tm free now and “reclaimed.” [back to my shirtwaist sult, and This is what happened after they | wanted me to attend at lawn fete to| pinched me in Beeleysport for star- celebrate the regeneration of “Mile. | atehy costun | held a called mw. They de I had suffered | It was for me meeting, with the m I remember a girl was sent) = “Club work broadens and arouses} ded that it was a grave offense. |for the 4:19 local and home. } But, they argued, | might not be| Thank goodness, they didn’t learn thoroughly bad. No. | might be! my real name. | eemable, though French. (They; As for the sheath gown, I under-} was Mile. stand the Ladies’ Friendly Aid of iapazza of Paris Perhaps | Beeleyaport ripped it up into car good women of the town could pet rags to clothe the heathen ke me see the or of my ways. THE END. A solemn-tac bunch of the ipBies drilled in sale it Were 2" SOO Reward Mz. They cut loose with a hymn! g For any case of aleoholiom that I and then begged me to repent. As |p cansct cure in'trom & to & da: if | hadn't, already. 1 couldn't get B. BRISBOIS in edgewise for a while aot d that I'd never , do it again, and that I i RD tithe and me “a in THe PHEUMATONE. ) never . Ar, aweet " ©, $1.00. A Fire-Proof Storage BEKINS Moving and Storage Co. | orner Third Ave, & Washington Street Moin 1698 Ind, 7% | BUY TIMPAHUTE GOLD MINE STOCK AT 25 CENTS. It is rapidly arriving, and will make big money for present buyers. KAVANAGH CO,, Inc,, Mine Operatora. 7045-67-48 JOHNSTON BLDG. DOWNING, HOPKINS & RYER, Inc. BROKERS too%s, Bonds, Grain. Priva 106 Atanka wag | Irders We A for tn ay old bt “Th’ man who two or th allases by that time 7 makes = canned) No Need to Ste: Stella—Jack stole & kiss from last night ° tb Mabel—Poor fellow! Stella—Why do you say that? Mabel—-Had he been wa there would have been no for him to steal tt music doesn't preserve oi eg lence.” The Rub. “My!” exclaimed lttle Bgl he gazed at the lithograph, “f 7 nw to be @ giraffe. Just think how aah |1¥ you could ‘rubber’ over the base " His face fell. * | eerhats ‘ommy, it | “Th right,” replied Te # foolish for a girl who bas Al-| hut there in anrcven ‘ ‘ays been proud of her hands to get)... idn't t to bare aanes them red and rough by dendpere | Wouldn't want to haves seek like g Not What He Feared. Hut | shall never soll my hands with housework,” said the girl firm ly 8 all 8 went ¢ ; eo Contin. | siralfe a we mt oa, while his face contin When Is that?” “When it's so easy to prevent this| VBY, In the mornings, whes your by wearing rubber gloves,” she con-|™ begins to scrub your neck with cluded, bringing his face back to a| %#? ad water ai alt met normal al maneel : An Atta : Beats Disbarment. “Excuse me, ma'am? sai4 the About this date, neated hobo, “but woul you favor a. In every state, soldier in the great army ot the uw Sham battles rage employed with a square meal?” Militia stars “T will,” replied the good ‘ Their mimic wars if you don’t mind earning a dallas Now gayly wage. by doing a few odd jobs about the premises this afternoon.” One gallant side “Pardon me, ma'am,” Doth march or ride the ¢. b., “but I am a man ofbonge And plot and scheme and must therefore decline to dest” Against a foo, from the army.” Whilst cannon show <i And sabres gleam Measure of Time, Mrs. Knicker—How long wil} remain away? Mrs. Bocker—Thirty dresses, And well might man Adopt this plan In sterner fray; maul Forego the scars Pronounced Bad. | [% And wage all wars For points, I say “I made a bad break today.” “How was that? teyreesn Discouraging. “There ts a Chicago woman visib Tom-—1 don't think I'll marry|ing Julia Dean, and while I was | Miss Golding, after all | there this afternoon she insisted ap Jack—-But I thought you were on talking about Gerty. Pretty som quite fond of her? |L asked her if Gerty was her Tom—-Weil, | used to be, but I'm | ter. You should have seen 4 getting tired of heartng her say ‘no’|up! And then I somehow oo? every time I proposed to her. | that she meant Goaty,’ angalani “Who?” The Fussy Bachelor. “Oh, you know—the great “Yeu,” said the proud mother, “we | author.” DOWN-TOWN STORE 1013-1015 FIRST AVENUE UP-TOWN STORE PIKE ST. se WESTLAKE AVE, — two Ente ances POST-OFFICE 3UB-STATION 007 at HE Ue stome USE YOUR PHONE IND. 2015 ~ ~ MAIN (24 ccm | TONIGHT At Both Quaker Stores, a Lot of] } xtra Special q Cut Rate Drugs|} All Next Week There will be something doing in the way of exceptional bar- gain giving. Watch for The Star Monday evening. We'll be right in this space, with a great big surprise. ” wil “Guy rown ames = s B The Suit Sensation of the Season “Steln-Bloch,” “Michaels-Stern” and other celebrated makes in broken lots, Not a garment in the lot that sol $18.00, and most of them are $20.00, values Now Fall Models now on exhibition