The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 3, 1908, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR | These are exchanges, and connect with all de rtmente—ask fer department of name of person ju want, PHONES, "cm; —— Nard 2046 BALLARD STAR AGENCY — 640) Baliant av Sunset, I 4 Rockefeller Ay, Sunset 1098 RVEREDT STAR ear aWerratt Bros, 2 six conte per Week, oF twenty-fiv@e or. NO tree copes & > ata per month, De @, as eocond-olane matter Batored at the Postoffics at Beattie, Washin scription expires te on TO MALL SUBSCRINERS—The date when Your sy as tabel of each paper. When that 4 in been paid in advance, your name is taken Grom the list, A change @f date om (he address label is a reocipt NOTICE TO SUBSORINERS—athe on by & sok Any evening, please @ unset. Main 1060, End 441 ween @ and T copy at ones, If you should mise It my ime you mine tt Ih this way we can be end it is the only w td your cope of The Star fall to reach ue'the Tavor to call up our main office x * 1 you every oe, please telep of Ktvtag Our mumsortbers A perfect servies COUNCIL SHOULD INVESTIGATE Charges made by farmers that they are being crowded off the public market and their places given to peddlers and rep resentatives of Western av. should be investigated by the city council, and means devised to correct the evil, if true. The purpose of the public market is to provide an oppor tunity for producers of fruits and vegetables to deal direct with the consumers, and thus avoid the evil of price-fixing and ex orbitant profits. If the market does not give the ‘farmers of the county free opportunity to sell, unhampered, to producers, its benefit to the consumer is largely gone That Western av. has gotten a strong hold on the market is undeniable. It supplies many of the booths in the market and is fast getting contro! of the stalls outside the building, which are intended for farmers alone Honest work by efficient inspectors will insure the stalls to the farmers. Every man who applies for a stall on the mar ket should be required to make affidavit before a notary that he raised the produce which he offers for sale. If one makes a false affidavit, he should be prosecuted Such a rule cannot be made to apply to market building, for which rent is paid, but the free stalls out side should be kept for the farmers The system of drawing lots for the st practically bars out | voth te farmers who come from a dis git tance, and should be abolished, The rule of “First come, first] ast year and there were no com served,” worked very well plaints that a market inspector was juggling a lottery system | to give preference to favored interests You never heard of Charles Edward Appleby, did yout Yoars ago he put a fow dollars into New York real estate and he kept at ft until now, at the age of 80 years, he is worth $49,000,000. He Bever speculated in stocks or bonds, or made a dollar by starving ft out of his fellow men. His is a record that ls worth more than the forty millions. —$$ The Might of the Magles toward Seattle ts already under way ‘The first of them reached the home nest yesterday, From all divee tions they are coming with wings spread « money bags about their necks. After they are gone Seattle will know they bave been here, for the Eagle on a vacation is @ very gay bird. If the people of Seattle had a lick o° sense they'd rise right up fm thetr might and deciare that if they couldn't get seats on the street tars they wouldn't pay any fare. There's an excellent chance bere for some one to cop out immortality for himself by starting such a move tm a speech at Auburn Saturday night, io referring to the alleged Piles-Ankeny-Sweeney agreement, Mr. Charlies 8. Gleason asked “Suppose we had refused to make the agreement and had failed to elect a United States senator?’ Well, suppose we had’ What then? If you are going to join the army of candidates, {t's about time You were shying your castor into the ring. They will make the ballot just as big as is necessary to contain all the names, so you Reedn't worry on that score. William H. Taft is pining away because the poor man gets the worst of it in the administration of justice. That's what comes of be- ing @ candidate. Also, William H. can afford to pine away a little. Mr. Taft attended church yesterday morning and the minister preached from the text: “(jet up and eat, for the journey is too long for you.” And then Mr. Taft went back to his hotel for dinner. > The students of the University of Washington are going to pub- Wah o comic journal. This announcement, coming at the close of the greatest week of crime Seattle has ever known, is crue! indeed. The “Kingdom College Association” is the latest in the line of Beattic educational institutions. Its purpose is “the unfoldment of the visible human body into permaneney,” whatever that is. Senator Piles says the Republicans of King county may vote as they choose for United States senator, Which they undoubtedly will do. What do you think of your county commissioners? In answer- tng, please use no profanity. However, Mr. Dugdale is still in the coal hole. Don't believe what the politician tella you. How about your coal bin? — SAMMY A AN OLD DIME MUSEUM STU: ND Sammy—it's a little one. MB REVIVED. The Professor—How absurd. The Professor—Now, my boys, | What on earth possesses you te say are you versed in geography? |@ mountain range is little Sammy—-Sure; we're worst in Sammy—Because it has to be} that }@ little one, or they can’t get it up The Professor—Well, then, of| the mountain what is the earth composed? | The Professor—Sambo, what ix Sammy—Land, mostly {bay? ‘The Professor—Why, my son,| Sambo--A bark, sah. don't you know that there is three The Professor——Why? times as much ocean as land? Sambo—-When yo' heah a dog Sammy—Yep. bark yo’ heah him bay, don’t yo’? The Professor—Then, why do The Professor—Ridiculous! Now, you say there is more land than | Sammy, can you bound the Kongo | water? | Pree State? Sammy—Well, what's under the} Sammy—Sure; {t's full of rubber wateet The Professor—Just for that I'll} The Professor—Er-Sambo, where | have you both sing me a little geo. does the sun rise? | graphical song Sambo-—in de sky. Sammy and Sambo— The Professor—Bosh! Don't you| What makes an archipelago” know it rises in the east? | And besides, where has it went? Sambo—-No, sah; dat am on'y| Does anybody reall now what hit stahts from. By-yah,| Why a strait is sometimes bent? ey-yah! | Why do they call the gulf stream The Professor—You lads are pos that, itively vexatious. But I will be) When it hasn't any bank? patient with you, Sammy, describe | And does a watershed posses: ®& mountain range. | Upon it# roof a tank? —————————————— ae - Omen | Cal! Tomorrow TALKING MACHINES And be relieved of that dead «xe RECORDS ».*:'.. | [aici ARNOLD VIBRATION CO, 839-40 Arcads Annex, EVERETT TBURST OF You Bane wenn tilt WE'RE PAYING OU? GOOD MONEY TO PLAY BUALIARDS AND NOT YO LISTEN TO YOUR YWADDL 4 lif H1EY, TERE, FACT but a step.” es “But he that maketh haste to be |rieh shall not be innocent Prov xevill: 20 “*-* anoually oes Malt Striped Cat: Oh, | expect to re main on the fence, as usual! Life baseman, ational | batting 46 years ago this summer erage was 463, It haw sever been equaled in major leagues. “eo? phonographte born So that the parlor a how his keynote goes STAR DUST | A Word From Josh Wise. na to thet the fleld of journalism and start «| and she Is going to| a think that is Is the night before “Many a man | same on| mor is started by ways gains a wonderful ctreulation. th’ platform ‘ud Another Hammock Falling Out it} Two in & hammock The old hammock tilted; Cotning a word The lovers were Dan Cupid took wing All bis hopes wilted; The maiden went home — And the young man was jilted, lay down on Out of the Mouths of Bab The Oldest inhabitant, Ien't this weather the you ever saw’ No weather is the worst are you going to be when you grow} up, Tommy! rate till I get old an’ sick, an’ then to turn to the Lord ing It Gently. He Wonders. the posseasor of « “Sometines I get to wondering.” | “About what?” “I wonder if my friends take as) j beautiful girl's father; that to you? thought that of my Intewtion Hing out of it. | Myrtie and | are going to be mar. 4o in theirs.”~ elp take the it Never Failte. You're solus And it befalls, No neighbor comes to chats You have no calls. You think you'll take a bath, Discard your things Whereat, unto your wrath, The doorbell rings, Into that tab in woe You wildly flop; The unknown will not go, His clamor stop. At last, perturbed in mind, Your clothes you don, Go to the door and find Your caller gone. ~Kansas City Journal. Mate (of shipwrecked vessel) — Nothing left to eat but ome bisoult, ‘The Skipper—Alas, we must sa it for battast. <r. THE quarrel with her husband just be. | out to dinner or to iy other social festivity It gives other Pression of your ability as a see you dragging sulky husband, who talks women a bad im. el ot The Jarr family is closely related | baled hay to nine-tenths of humanity And the gentile art of family quar reling is one that deserves t our wraps like so much have all extended our fervent sympathy to the man whose wife is tention of all. Shorn of its “cuss” | Wedded to the monolog habit, but words and bitter recriminations, the ¢ven that is better ’ family quarrel can yet be made to | tacie of two unevenly matched peo | ple trying to out-talk each others serve a useful purpose. 1 know a man fond of having his He insists his tempera-|@ number of other Virtues, may be His idea! developed through the proper use of the family quarrel But be sure the man of the house gets his share of these good quali ment demands freedom of freedom is to stay out util he | Kets good and ready to come home, |say about 2 or 3 a. m His wife does not love liberty his brand of liberty and the Jarr house without bined to keep these traits in the fe ne for many generations When he begins to criticise departments, |} Join the Autopiano Club When the advocate of freedom comes rambling home with the early milk wagon, urally exasperated fo all her tn crushed-tothe-earth and let it go at that “Good morning, Carr in the eweetest, most urbane t Now, if that ten't the soft that turneth away wrat, what in? Another branch anawer when management of the ubiquitous drawh up an agreement all concerned to Wouldn't tt be ight to appro: MAIDS.AND A MILLIONAIRE, Do it right now! ° re Thore are 8,135 Ameyeansdn the Philippines. ere Ants never sleep, Emerson men th hin fact as "a recently ob served fact eh Napoleon anid “From the sublime to the ridiculous there te There are 367,203,600 safety pins manufactured in the United States What party will you jfavor in the coming campaign? Ross Barnes, Boston second in Let Bryan say his speeches in the Itors learn Hut just you wait a little while,| which I am expec and you'll awake some morn| cheers because some other fellow | And find they've put on Teddy’s| has It."—Washington Star shows, eee Onetenth of the coat of salt ta fuel used in producing it . ss Fay Templeton’s real name Mra, Pattorac A popular song is one that be comes unpopular quickest ee Biankets wore first made in Ming land in 1706 by Thomas Blanket ‘ev 9 There are Ask your friend {f he knows probably does not . a -orrce ue Dividends of $208,137,924 wore | Aba af tae wsceman ones declared by ratiways in the United States during last year See Gclentist says we couldn't live without microbes, Wish, however they couldn't live within us. ie | Only sure preventative of cock: | roaches is absolute cleanliness Garbage standing over night tracts them. “-* “What is your opinion of prow pertty” Well,” answered the improv; | dent man, “my opinion of prosper jity is that it la something 4 to give three | BY STUART B. STONE. Mr. Pelham was much oxaaper ated when his big sixcylinder Red Death limped up to the Sign of the frown Flagon. There was mud on his back and mud on his chauf four's back and all kinds of brok on little boltandautthings «roan ¢4 and Jangied beneath the Al « Mr. Pelham was ravenously | maddeningly hungry It was because of these things that Mr, Peiham planned the most delicious sarcasm for the walter who should come for bis order He had in mind to call the lingering attendant Mr. Tortoise and then to request him to lubricate his joints. And then the swinging doors opened and something entered that choked the halfuttered rage on the young man's lips The some thing was a rosy, radiant, brown eyed chit, who emiled saucily at ick cotled hair Your order, please’ she asked t the young man could not say whether she jested Very doubtfally, very awkwardly, he commanded that roast beef and fish and pale ale and paler cheese Mr. Pelham was oot sure but that she anickered. For 2% long minutes the empty board until the pleasing gave way gradually, At the tick oft dream passed before the gaze of the hungry man, This was a fairer, dimple played upon the pink cheek Little Herman--What does “st! young man perflucus” mean, papa Papa —"Superfiuons,” or om, is ." groaned Mr. Petham WMustrated by the man who takes | “The” sup ° ham. “is this a den of torture? But Juno had gone with the) haughtiest “Bir!” and Pelham could) but gobble the wu while be ruvbed at his burned, soaked lox. Mr. Petham «0 he patted her be brought, and the brown-eyed) girt disappeared, with the milion. aire’s eyes following closely, And) he sat at) yovery of the browneyed maid/ jshe ruined his beef with over 2ist minute the doors | turned vinegar giggled. And} ng back again 4 another/the fifth, a nut-brown maiden of | charm, ot upon his tenderest corn md the lest fair maid maturer vision—a vision with halrlgmiled mockingly through clear like spun gold and eyes like the| gray oyen as she asked if he was Tuscan sky. The most diverting entirely satisfied “Katirely,” beamed Mr. Pelham, an she placed an empty plate and) Though it had taken two hours shining cutlery before the dareditor the feast of beef and beauty. Mr. Pelham was now really com- “1 am deaperately hungry, M&/piacent. He nestled behind the | Adirondack Weekly Pioneer, and jand a third of the Junoesque stew! went—siosh!—ia the milifonaire’s lap Zounds, madam!” raged Mr it was « red-haired damee! wi brought Mr, Pelham's meat, but! the creamy tinting of her features | appealed to him most of all, Still) ° FICTION MOST ANYTHING FOLLY © FAME © PEOOSOOSSSOSOOSOOOOOOS hunt in the moving pleture ham, “I didn’t think they could | corner be domentles,” gold-rimmed teeth, then tagttered | voice FANCY in |. “Bring the Req dazzlingly-gowned, playing, laugh-| anyhow! ing, chattering, cooing in corners by Soap Lake Malte. . = WHOLESALE 280 feet in a mile for ——406 PIKE WHOLES/ Pel pilled two-thirds “The supper is in preparation.” | the first thing was this medicine for indigestion when he hi she Guoner—She's a very progressive | has eaten nothing except predigest- pre te hte tee voom She is going to enter|ed food ee “BY UDSSIC -M-PARTLON- Priate it to his own uses. On the other hand, if he start here role is the meek and lowly. It works beautifull, or at least pecple who have visited in house and studied the family Jar on fla own particular shelf, say #0. am halfdreamed, half-fretted by his empty plate, and then a great.) limbed, beauteous Juno appeared with a bow! of simmering, steam: ing stuff, This she brought over | to the wondering man and w have set it before him, but the of Juno caught on Now on at the Crown Clothing Co. 1121 FIRST AVENUE Watoh for Friday's 04 AND THEREBY SAVE FROM $100.00 TO $150.00 ON YOUR AUTOPIANO. Including free use of our ctrow: lating ibrary, Special prices will be given for a few days on second-hand Autopianos, Some as low as $359.00 with fre use of the musie Hbrary, Votes in our great voting contest will be illowed on all cash payments. Kohler & Chase 1918 Becond Ave., Seattie, Wash. Weber Piano Dealers. For five minutes more Mr. Pel-| Edna, Era, Kima, and ®If, the six han A Coat and Vest Free with every Belling fa EER AS mene Bere <- Open an account with us—our splendid, easy- to-pay system is the Most convenient way to dress well without emptying the purse. Eastern Outfitting Company 1332-34 209 Second Av. Union St. Seattio’s Retiable Credit House.” Little at a Time \ ; faiP daughters of Host Palmer | with gatta: ot the Brown Mlagom, arc at | from the “hing” home from Vassar,” turned “Well, biaat met” sald Me Pel-| monte, leches ee nearest He picked bis|caught the weae in satisfaction; ‘It is the prettiest) “Ob, that place in the hills, 1 think 1 ehall| was a joke we tog atay a bit out of him all right? the ; As tho shadows fell lights! young men slapped And joomed in the little parlor and the |iaughing in a 0 mor # of musical strumming came! A hoarse vee a bass, \to Mr. Potham at his smoking on| night. It wag Pelhae Out im thy jthe porch, The music jured. At| millionaire, calling to | {as the window he halted and poored| the comilon and lave, la The gorgeous, glorious six s#at,! Who wants to may i a tana be =i D McGregor tmtitetiin, Kheumation is greatly relle practice, (03 Atoaae Bap amet | ia., * AKERS ©THE Q DRUG DOWN-TOWN STORE 9013-1018 FIRST AVENUE IMO. 2018 Pe lay " 2 ST OUESTUANE AVE. rmx To All sorts and conditions of Brushes cut 7 pisces tor & big these dave mas Math end third, We are “king ping Hat, Mall, #he 110 £0088, and oop on are 69 par « ne Ores. We oath ms goods 00 A recommond—with the exception of aAvertionl aug eds uring this sale you can buy brushes at lees than the ortinae Look ° ONE-THIRD Monday, T ay and Wednesday you get 391-9 per com off any drum our two big stores. HAIR BRUSHES 4-Back, 9-Row, All-Bristle Brosh, w mas orth $1.00; our price 600; lee Soll Mack, Li-tow Matra { ' pe new 1 Long Bristle Brush, worth $1.60; owr price Md Roch, asily $ our price The Quaker "1909" G * Brush, regularly $1.06 each one one-thieg Lady's Brush, French, « ates, reguiar " y $1.26; less one-third Other Btyles in Endless Variety The Quaker Drug Company Two Stores. 1013-15 FIR6T AV.) Or a Third Off on Everything. Get in Line for the Big Bargains Now to Be Had at Mc. Carthy’s. This Is Positively the Bigget © Cut to Be Made on This Stock, and You_ May Never Have Another esate : Purchase Good Merchandise at Such a i ing. A YEAR'S SUPPLY IS THE wear, Blankets, Bedding, Linens— 1-3 Off Retail Pric their positive duty to invest in needful | merchandise now, when they can get itso cheap. You could not do them a better = turn than urge them to trade here now. Everything 1-3 Off SUTCLIFFE BAXTER, Recei For the McCarthy Dry Goods Co. Don’t Kick Yourself Jones bought his Vietor months ago on the easy payment plan Smith only got his yesterday and paid cash. Today he remarked to Jones “What a fool I was to lose those months of music and fun! Say, Jones, please kick me.” Come and hear the VICTOR and ask about our easy-payment plan. Sherman, Clay & Co. 1406 Second Av.