The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 6, 1908, Page 4

AR PUBLISHING These ai partments you want BALLARD RYRRETT STAR AGENCE Ove Bored by ro MAL 2 There versity of is talk of Washin in the internatio eight in action against th themselves the crew The Star a splendid crew, and earned for our st Time that some enc If it is finally dete ecribing to the necesss in China’s stru in which the “heathe shame capacitated many of has turned the lives mere miserable existe free himself ten years. Many that the day TOPEKA. Kas “journatiom” class of t state university has % The f mous fete have nese been put tice in newspaper wor dent “Journalists” got to leewe an edition of reace (Kas.) Daily went to work with a the paper of their ont, the little university startied—-and shecked The were seeustomed to on the Waet side.” tor of the paper and apologized The pol Hoa Gudesia who odited We have all bee money since we ca had much time to th upon the athletic field in the rear of progre: The Chinaman knows it, “Bast have bees cleaned up and the joint ont co STAR AGHNCY SUDSORIBEKS ending t e fastest eights suld be sent cast believes that that n ec uragement of ways money could be s ggle against herself of the curse of opium It has been a long the the mee ss issued an edict against the f deliverance hee demons sk of our sta and on the water Main IND, 441 connect with all name of person Maliard Av Hntered at the Postoffies at Beattie the from this proposed visit to the cast busy the civ higher his, and has the manhood to want cultivation governments, and Great Britain, agreed to help et had come Sta The Bottoms In order to get some real k prac ety permission the Journal vim. making town paper dectarwd at Th e real was scandaltzed in blacktnes for the inewlt of the town © were sparred They secured @ list of toe Law They When came wre st deme drunk ed! type to ae the muneet Pacific was Opium is deadly to the Chinaman THE SEATTLE STAR 1907-1909 Seventh EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY ‘PHONES and department or ® twenty-five conte per month institution than that making eastern trip for the eight-oarded crew offers an of ned to make the trip the A NATIONS STRUGGLE AGAINST HER CURSE | | | | There is a mighty drama, with the whole world a and tenacious struggle and a noble ion puts the } perhaps more than all other causes combined Nearly two years ago the Empress Dowager the empire, and provided for its complete extermination within | ree (reat definite jot ntiate’ envegh ap for 20 years.” All that is left in the ease ie for paper, the judge to grwnounce sentence But Great Britain has broken faith in the matter, has done many times before. receives a revenue of more than $10,000,000 a year from the The Indian government, opium traffic, is not willing to reliquish that advantage, and| opium in enormous quanticies is still being shipped into China | Samy? in defiance of all protests, | Again China has appealed to the Christian nations to keep off their greedy hands and allow her to be saved Secretary Root has heeded the pica matter up with the governments of France, Japan and the Netherlands, and an international com mission is to look into the outrage. “s The struggle China is making has continued for 50 years. Indeed, the island upon which Hongkong stands, ¢ foothold in China, was exacted as indemnity for several ship- loads of opium that were destroyed by the Chinese to prevent their accursed cargoes from reaching the people. It is a contest between heathen effort civilized lust for profit, in which all honest human sympathy | must be with the heathen In this straggle the heathen are giving an example which | seine people Pie ab emulate in more ways then one STUDENT EDITORS SHOCK TOPEKA, BUT CLOSE SEVERAL GROGCERIES Seattle Star Exclusive Service.) June Gent journalism ts sometimes more effective than the real thing fot 4 they subpoenas evidence like that,” said the attorney They've got prowt to wend our clieute the edict over half a hundred of Ave. de be snd-olase matter to It seemed boy. I have a bright, ne lfor you | Same You're on asche) Tis Pretaser Hier which | money. Now, of what were thinking? Sammy: Of pawthing sammy | protessor The think that, Sam He has taken the Sambo Britain Germany, Sammy The Professor Professor of anything brighter Mow can that be,'/Go ahead, Sambo, and romst him all} wy A BIT OF VAUDEVILLE Ongar as der Dye Olpped Villain wi in Dot Trilling Marshmatiow, “On der Gitevalke of a City Street.” BY F. W. SC AN OLO DIME MUSEUM STUNT | better ot China REVIVED. + and use of opium in SY KID M. DALY ‘The Professor: A penny for your thoughts, Sammy inclading the United States | Sammy; What? All in money? | The Professor: Yes, Indewd, my © ved cent et the you 1 wus thinking of you. cannot than rt have to ask Sam The Professor How could he bo the same question Ah wor shootin’ at « of black crow thinkin’ ob Did you hit it? | He was shooting at it ng British | stop teasing poste i at self-salvation and | | Oatowbe Was | | wathed back den crawled under they sewed him up in it thinking he Abe Okenbure short-changed at the ticket onferedate was a bam. He gave ‘om & nd didn't get back oil a ah real money. The b Gnothe * , * = re 4 passed on Ike Wingin: he East side.” | Deen me iseued a big ‘batch of | hel worker cirewa mnet rome of the hor Empire The Professor you bit it! » his mind, and you know his mind is a blank. You will have to ltve With Hebe he’ the ¢ playmate, some reapects Sambo is THE VILLAGE CUT-UP Being the Joyous Chatt : liows up to! % to see the circus? there” Huh? both feet— Has Snow anvas and wan and now [ke wants| have only I did't see it tent c Abe to redeem it for 50 says he would do tt ly cents. Abe! he's afraid had an octopus, All tackle longh! Owght to have seen me fet i saw was *. Kvery. ride the trick donkey. We got tangled up vo's you couldn't tell which as me and which was the donkey, That made it a draw. The siri I took there whe all puffed up—she's got hold of some potson ivy im the woods the day betore. Any one going fuhing should wee Piper & Taft's stock of fishing tse bebe red DON’T FAT UNTIL UC US of That Conspicuous Pest Who Discourses Dippity for the Edification of the indulgent Community. BY FRED SCHAEFFER. STAR nd Adolf as der Peroyoutet Shere BY JO DUST oH 7G WAVE Ven in tan J / Was our pi 'D SAY, / gee AWD A Word From Josh Wise. Jaaid: “How did you come to fall SCHAEFER in the river, my litte man? } 1 didn’t come to fall in the river J 1 came to fish,” replied-the bo “whem th’ goede Know tha Others wish ter destroy t Til: wies old doctor impressing turn over ter th’! wpon his little patient the neces aa foolkitier Granny te 106. | {Siow Music.) | Grandma ix one hundred and five One hundred and five fruitful « kin know her 6 thir But now all @ years since you an’ me | caged, an’ ye was too ¥ than you. Remember, you! > fealty Rha, what was got « black mark io school ye then. An’ now ye've got edd Sammy: Huh, so did Bam « | sated wat Glamanaeten a eg bad — Se i =? : |tle ways, If ye've got a nic an Pie Ange ag: ws =f te reco 4 | who's like you, I'm the last one to shits THE WOLF AND THE HOUSE DOG. |put my foot down agin it. “I'll ated ny cut bring down the little tricks ye've jain mm y at kind of « box ts A Wolf, meeting a big, well-fed Mastiff, having a muezle on, In | given me tonight, the handk it, professor? The Professor: It's = band box Sammy: Aw, put Sambo in it; | he's fond of muste The Professor atreperous, so I'm going t bo recite a little verse « quired who it was that fed him » wear a cateher’s mask. “Why, my It is he who compels me to go roy what reason? hunger I will go mad and bite children er has provided against it.” those who have not and never 1 see you are ob let Bam mt yo. | you want |} must have more regard for the children of the neighborhood than bluntly a , ve mor dren of . nen | y Tarr’s cabin thet aneee Ryyeh, eyyah! Dat AB) for you, with ali the graft he allows you | Rally Kate hesitated, but people found no one at home: Sammy's aim in life am baxy, sovdbux Sn He'll be wufless when he's old; | == Why, he ani too awful lazy | To run and cotch a cold. The Professor: Good boy, Sem bo. What bave you to say to that, Sammy? Sammy: Nawthing, only Sambo ts the willing lad. And always at his labors; He's got the chicken-raising fa Hut the chickens are the neigh bors j Why ts it women that over 40 the majority of r a dull, ve cant expression that makes them positively plain, no matter bow beautifal they were in youth? Tam no feminine Columiua dis covering new traits in my »ex Other writers have commented on the fact befe but so far as I know there has been no adequate explanation given them, and there was consternation a The dull countenance and = the University hall. One student | me Shell, worker didn't got it how) brooding eye always link them fled the town to escape be | Tee” dur he went Natt 4s pod | |welves together tn my mind with =e 6 wets the trapese, Thowght he might| 1* Soc eneienees eee jointiots refused to believe! try them in his garden instead of What is there, what can there were trapped. The student! giey June peas. Whee: ain't 1 the possibly be in the usual round of| ® insisted, however, that! mit! Smy 1 gave the clephant a housework, shopping, calling and had proof of all they sain of aia ant te uae a an commonplace talk to keep a wom yald aod in such a form as to over the menagerio tent. It made —— rrr | an young and interested? evidence The jotutists | cveryhody look around, expecting | T#k about tough Inck! After 1 When living geta to be a habit) arrested. Their trial lasted) j.4ee skoe wae present. Then *Pet my last cont, [had my pocket |One naturally loses interest in life part of one day. Two witnesses!) pave the monkey « pocket mirror | BPicked, Wonder what the titef There are some people who can | called, both atudents. Thet! i. say with and it killed one of | ouKkt when he found it wagn't|invest the ¥ ordinary task of) jury in another cane broke in on | yon") Roar Sid Sowers, the Ontos | Tipe? Yip! Yip! Yip! adventure, These are the unusual, trial report. After it had | ture joker, claims he pulled off} Among the other attrart(gne|the rare and never-to-be-forgotten reported, the jointist om trial that stunt, but he never had braing | there was a bridal couple—-Tod Ha- | Women pleaded guilty. Another one fob! oiough to think of anything that| YM and old man Beanqagie’s| And it is a ead, sad truth that| lowed the same course. The others good. He's jealous of us Becleys | daughter Nanny. Ted sure got his| You only meet one such woman | marched im a line and did) it hove. Me and Doc Hosking |#0% when he married Nammy./once in a blue moon, while the like wise : took a nut off the band wagon,| Maah! Who wants to play a game | average woman that finds a great we to try the enero! ing Ht upwst the wanon? Maw 1/0 pool— know whero theeds.a|deal of life pure monotony ts in| was just a peanut, Teehee! The| Pond. Wheeyow! the majority mnie! No one but those who have lived Leer AT TH WAVY VARDO. | through it can ever appreciate the The Athantic Fleet is now at the| tragedy of doing the same thing! Navy Yard, See isattleship Hiinols| from morning till night, day in and in the drydock. Heats leave 10) 4ay owt, and never seeming to times dally from Pler 2, foot of Yeo. | make any progress, jer Way. Round trip 66c If all the dishes one washed) - - would stay clean and all the food ono cooked could be piled up as A monument to the cook's indus “2 try, what an inceative to work Wil be paid in 84 months BB) (hat would bet hs —t within of 9000. But no! Stacks of cookies dis deposit monthly wage appear the day after baking them and the dishes turn up three times & day to be washed over again Every woman likes to keep house 4t is the dream of her Hfe as a girl growing up, but her dreams *k Bo Rocount of the ceaseless wigery of the thing Puget Sound Savings & Loan Co. 182 Columb A. Chiiberg, Prea o T b mB Rereck, View Pree. | a rive, ® man has round of petty i Oataphen, Becretary uninteresting duties in the office Hut once in a while there comes an j adventure, @ valuable contract se | pursued the Wolf, full of curiosity At times,” said the canine bourgeois, “th and the orusale {is @ precaution my only the Mastiff in a fable that had a murele on. eR a ‘By Jessie MPasllon. jin the work of housekeeping un of mastication My lad,” he ad oat, al thirty nhook no matter gach mouthful Hut nificant That doctor And why not Because I'd rest of the kide would off before | got through mouthful tines Jimny hin bead «i wouldn't at ou do my son always be hungry an the with Th table that YOU CFT PYG Wh <2 AND WEN Comme AROUND THe | And are torn with the gr t of Mother's Magazine NEAT DAY AND DRAG ABOUT 17, DOM'T You tiyy } feare 74 BET YOU WON'T RETAIL ANY 0RE OF Ba: | A Cruel Truth. SLY TO LUE ie, “i Grandma i one hundred apd five Here's a thing that tsn't pretty, eee the Un today * But it's trae, as the as not | 4 ate | She's epry and can work like the In the spring the would-be poet | deuce Indolently runs to rot Hut she's « goner we know, for Wil! ashingtor | must « On the Other Hand. t | game, and requires an ox Who are you, madam’ What oe cune do you wish? Why have you enter the cot . ed my house uninvited and unan AGT VONGE. | Reassured nounced? “Und you ref to be my liddle soul mate, Clarice Lebor Tourist; Has this town got one ©, don't mind me, ma'am. I'm ersity of knodel ? of those infernal village qu ? | just doing a litte slumming in the ei 1 haf spoken dem vorts, Jonas Zahnschmerses, I can nod be Native p homes of the rich."—Chicago Trib adver your husbeat mit det fees Tourist: Then f don’t want to| une which would resu Curses on you!” summer here | Dear me! Vere?” Native: Oh, it's ail right, strang Dog's Life ZWEITER AKT, er, the quartet ain't in town, It's) Yeast—What were you born or trying to make. he cames, men! Ven | gife der signel, rush ould und | out with the “Tildy the Cream Bepa- | under? diss cake ¢ i ger, yet rator Girl” show Crimsonbeak—Dog Star. I guess Sones Aye, aye, sir. Und shoult she resistence, vot den?” } That's the kind of # life I lead universit “Laat id to der cheese. Ids noiseless fumes vill officiate her.” | | Not What He Came For. Yonkers Statesman. It ia time we 1 so (Kater Agnes Mettwurst, now a fugitive from society.) | While a small boy was fishing * oT Starfing, und ned a delicatessen inst How bitter colt der |one Sunday a ng he aceidental Don't You Wender— given This proposed snowflakes tau, I bet me dey wass kept on fee.” [ly lost his foothold and tumbled WHO GETS UP ALL | THORE| ty j ” id, fellore! K-ktosock her block off. (Thad!) A my |into the creek, As an old man on MOLLYCODDLE DESIGNES IN | prout boc you waes ad last in 1 ower the bank was helping him out he MEN'S HATS? lot 7 - : . 8 oO DER DIRT ACT emer ner ae —— me | ank H, Sweet Jown cabi . ivantage th by b-| “Vere am Tad? Ab, y now | come back to my memory, Disa y ‘ abin. But on the way wary less advantage than by sub-} | ; ny He me Mose Tarr’s cabin stood at the | ™oonshiner’s still, @ HMiwt mining consplevousness, Chase, men; here tes edge of & amall clearing, aa dimin Fete! ugher ween ota the veigh — der can. I voult be alone dated as the most pd. number reaty 1 seo id all now, Ignatius Krouterkacse, Diss tne your work , ~ a tow Unhandie me | “ the Gif me dose missing curl sie Wienerschultael, be in fore I put a domestig fin on | Sally Ka " "ME making you to do your limid the day belore Limeelf conspleuows. 4 gunna! rom you, und tn der at the valley school where ber en: | hard left his lps, oat morning your mangled remains vill be detifered mit der odder Mat | ergy had carried her meine, &. commercial gree — ‘ She heard « knock and when she |” poe o~ of his i Pooh, Harold Muchneraugen, I haf tinfotied you! opened the cabin door Cain Parne 1 “swale ae ss How #0, blease? / stood the She sprang forward one 1 am nod Vera Dingelbender, but Chack Pinchington, der tin with a little ery of joy and we civilized” world to star elbow. Vile | collar you, kintly put dese hanteuffs on your an come, then stopped suddenly, look ’ | klest” (Red fire ing embarrassed uineks | Between der Meal curtain copies of der blot diffuse tamd They say ye brought up « young |” J arfully It has for a in natet mit @ stylographic pen vill t ad der small brice a ink feller from the ¥ ink | Cain Parnell Pte Uitte. ints of the blnad {| eraser. Hables in arms must be Costumes by down at ber steadily, “a one | a vined, and a3 oo ne 4 Misfit Bros, vigs by Mra. Vieas. ’ with sto othes an’ kid gloves?” | 1s of its people into | qquermsee cue ec Oh, Cain, 1—t But he si agp che ane leneed her with a motion of his big han any other cau hanes has kept China it's all right, Sally Kate,” he anid kindly, “don't think I'm come down here to fuss. It's b well and yet compelled him to | an’ the jackknife an’ the red pe kind master?” the Mastiff replied, | Ue snd with my face In a coop.” “For Tears wore Sally Kate's eyes as well ans savage | is danger that 1 don’t lke for you to go this ay, Cain,” she said tremulously and I wish you wouldn't enll Mr Lisetter my fellow, Cain.” “Ain't ye goin’ to marry bim? sent “Line ter prt be ling down the path ne When be went Then said the Wolf with the sneer ean have: “Your precious master | Kate. She looked straight eyes, “What's the trouble had to be direct with Cain Parne ocee | “We have spoke about this ing back in the fall, at corn-husking | ages she answered, in a low voice. “Well,” steadily, everything bly an’ all.” “I don't know anything about his | amity,” desperately, “only that he ix from some foreign country and can talk about rich people and f ways, He's a barber down to the place where I went to school She watched him as he left the cabin and strode up the mountain path, Once she made a quick «t forward, as though she would ¢ him back, Everybody on the mour tain Hked Cafn Parnell. But he was eee ee “1 hope he'll be you expect—good fam. | ly this. cured a clever piece of work put throagh, a skirmish with a rival in which a victory is tasted i makes a difference. There ts nothing ahead to be surprised at or to call forth unknown qualities don't rupted quietly. and heard {t all. Anyway, Fou those things,” kerchief and necktie wieh he held less one of the children takes the | measies, or the cook falls down ®Wkward, and rough io dress, and | “thet is, unless you stairs and breaks a limb, with seven | theducated, and Mr. Lizetter was| “Want to! oh, | People coming for dinner | Just the reverse. ‘all be said, But hls | Lence knew an intelligent wom-| Cain went straight toward his! of becoming a ane an w t herself machine under her load of house =_ eq hold duties, To counteract this) WHOLESALE tendency she started to reading LES DR Capt. Kidd" and all the wildest most swashbuckling stories she “TOWN STORE DOWN $iD-1015 FIRST AVENUE UP-TOWN STORE PIKE ST. =e WESTLAKE AVE. could find. Sometimes she would burst Into! & gale of laughter tn the midst of her sweeping and dusting at th —rTee ancee memory of desperate doings on the S9ST-ornce sus-station high at Ws WP TOMe STORE Ridiculous? was just Of course, but it what that woman needed and it was & great deal better to be laughing over an imaginary | PI ne Ry Shag plot than bewailing # dreari-|f| Can you rest them? ge ness and knocking furniture BOAR, per about In a fit of nervousness. t Hand and brain should work te her. Either one working alone continuously spells monotony Some people do not care for Bm erson and Browning and Bacon for them “Treasure Island” or even ‘Capt. Kidd” supplies just the stim ulus needed « lemonade, (inthe ity, Bae and Aacurags we and oubies of all wine S day The house worker, canght In a ‘patent Fart web of indispensable trifies, needs Wie PENS ‘ an outside interest to keep her weer happy and well poised. 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