The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 16, 1908, Page 4

° THE SEATTLE STAR bY eTan PUBLISHING co. 1307-1309 Seventh av. | 5a ~ @VERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY 4c Main 1060. IND, 441 Th are exchan and connect with all de CG J | partmente—ask for department or name of person yeu want Ms BALLARD STAR AGENCY Nationa se¢ ST) Ballard Av @uneet BVRMETE STAR AGENCY <terbe One cant per cope, six conte per by mail of ar No tree e as second Botergd at the Postorfioe at Beattie, Weehinaton % MALL SUBSORIBERS—Che dale when re ption Bas nok aaein been paid in advance te taken from the at ane the eddrese label ie a receipt yoTIC SUBSCRIBES —8h 04) ¢ ou by eo any evening, please @ wunee. Main 1060, Ind 44h, & @ copy at once It you should a timer you " we can be certain of giving our subscribers a perfect service wer pee SD ta | LOCAL OPTION AND WHAT IT MEANS rhe republican party of the state of Wa ton ha promised the people of the state that it if it contr c next legislature, enact a loca n bill No political party seeking support | the pe t option pledge. It marks the beginning of the « f the reig of the liquor element in politic It holds out to the wife and childrey he man who spends his all over the bar ' hope of brighter days to come It brings t father and the mother greater assurance that their boy will grow up in manly manhood, and removes from the pat daughter pitfalls that are bred of the influence of lique In many parts of the | 1 States t are & that the saloon is not essential pe ty at, on th the leg ate merchant. ‘They have establis! at ~on out of t ay the banks ha ‘ ater 1 vidual accounts and a greater ar t ' they have f that € « hiqu s being spent by e wil t . 7 that are more com the | ¢ to be. states. Ili the republican party of Washing keeps its prot ise these things may come to this com nwea But it up to the people to see that this promise } rhe |! interests will spend thousands lars to at th i er danger to the t 1 Eve a seli as a candi for the leg a i | himself individually to vote for t And then the rece each man should effort to dis-| cover whether or not he is likely to break | atiocm promises are not always tt ay erth fighting for and every de na state of Washington should be found next Nover i leg mm and whose pre those islative candidates wh solidly fo yond ques ses will be su OUR VISITING CRIMINALS Miller has announced that whi Mayor John F @tty council for funds with @t present in San Francisco, to come to Seattle Ci feaping a rich harvest during the presence of the tendant upon the visit of And right in Seattle at the present time is a es h to engage two » aid the local are now s whe ce force in controlling the thugs and thic Kis city, and who are swarming here in the expectation of rowds at the antic fleet these thugs and thieves out of this city for a peroid two years, while he was chief of police, and who kept this city clear of this same class of criminals during the visit of President Roosevelt to Seattle four or five years ago. | Charles W. Wappenstein—and Mayor Miller knows it fe more capable of protecting from these tl 1g mobs the people who will be here next week and the fo ing week, } than is any man who can be broght from San Francisco or any other town. If Mayor Miller will inquire of the honest men of his police department, he will find there plenty of confirma tion of this statement Seattle is today overrun with criminals. And while Mayor Miller is attending to his private law prac his de partment is in the hands of a temporary chie rt icer who doesn't know whether he is to be ¢ for a day ora Mayor Miller should either make Captain Ward chief | cone else to that positior month slice, Or appoint som Just so long as present conditions exist, Seatt! police department will be useless. And the blame therefor lies at the door of Mayor Miller and no one else. It isn't fair to the people of Seattle, to Captain Ward, or to the other go en of the department And, as we started ot » say, Mayor Miller mig ave those railroad fares from San Francisco to 5 ld induce Mr. Wappenstein to take a hand in px $ unt the big battleships shall have departed and we ha agai resumed the even tenor of our ways PETE THE BA E RBER MONOLOGIST Ach, iss i@ you, Mr. Chones? Why |Chones, I wass ng to extragt feos id I dit nod see you last week? diss blackheadt—Vell inte did ‘ nodknow ef Billy Taft wass a horse Vot you dink, do we vin der pen 9. gor name of a new zigar, so nant diss year, yet? I belief 0 he asks vot iss der answer to diss myseluf ef we lead der league negst Hilly Taft. Und Mr. Vilson he kintly kivestions him dot Milly Taft les dot yer, berhaps. How you ifke '} by ‘ diss latter? Nod so palataple a8 land oe eee ee ney often = eee ? (d was a new brant of soap. | go?" says Heinle. “He must be yon call id Vetecharian Shaling of dose revolvers Soap. Why? Because id don'd bite Ha, he, ha! Oxcuse me, Mr der face, ha, ba, ba. Chones, for filling mit taleu Say. waes you vent fishing yet’ ter your ear. 1 tell you annodder A feller wass in here gestertay vot ahould Heinke He wass of his! said he cot a nice string of yarn corns gombiaining. Harney, de fish. inh? 1 am sorry mit you, Mr. | porter, tolt him for wy dit he nod Chones, dot you are sooch a density. | pare his corns. “Ach,” said Heinle Yarn fish tne dose fish vich got “how can I pare dem ven my feet Det te @ funny choke. 1! ain'd mates.” Ha, ha, ha! Gooo-ot to see id in der almanac bye, Mr. Chones by, you know Heinle? TO SEE BATTLESHIP: dot red-cheeked feller a4 Take boats at Pier 2. Ten round der ent chair. He ise yust ofe trips dally = SOc round trip. fas 80 green a# & greenhouse —_———_ neapepenineeill bat he epike broken—you or m eoult har fy understant him. Hut $500 Reward he ise nod sooch & fool as his ab For any ease of alcoholiem that boarances. He pat von ofer some- 1 { cannot cure tn trom ® to 6 dimes in a vile r. Vileon wase in days. und wass spikking abould der bres vs. 3. yao > BOIS, identialx, und he mentioned der Cor. Pirst Av. and Main & name of filly Taft—Hoit still, Mr ~ never m A Word From Josh Wise fon | an til wind it no good — Have You Any Idee Ww people are always sald to ame wealth? knifing each other ina to see ant Amerioan helt an exhibition a the atre Ulled Buropeans to ma He Knew the Sex From Berth. " That Yeu He W Why a Good Thin Friend are ¥ to end i ed b an ip === —z = THE SEATTLE STARSSATURDAY, MAY 16, 1908 OUTBURST OF EVERETT TRUE toart v ” Do you sup, 1 me t wedding Dy Oh, no; but the fe wi easy that I know he vend & prosent The Girt Question juburban = Housekeepe De m to say that wulteane Is all t The New m, but don't for as long as 1 usually stay ao pla Not on the Cards | 1 didn't know he he aceident when he was out motor with the chorus «tl b The acelident was } wife, who happened to catch him Getting Even Mra. Smith—Let’s adovt son children Mr. Smith—What for? M mith—To spite the jar Cleveland Leader The Unfortunate 1 love beef done rich and M only eating fad Hut Doctor Bones sa y Jones Rare beet for yo vad { love my coffee ere My only toddy dear It's sure with me to disagree t lite it clea 1 lev to hunt the @ k and goo X But every trip rewults in arip Or even worse I court! I love t Gad in bed at nigh The on me I do But tha » trles m weakioh eyes That eve word 7 I to sing only art In whieh Fm efolce But folks a fea or You're fla Alas, what pligh this of oe r . t . That hing “PUNISHMENT. Geo and wash yer face, Jobnole Rooheo, I didn't do outhir omer == FROM D Lady Killer Without — On, Shucke, Miss Dilipickies Cant Even Be Hypnot DIARY Others Butting Ini BY F. W. SCHAEFER epee ed by a Sinister SAID HE FELT THAT SOME DAY HE WOULD MAKE ME VERY, VERY HAPPY, AND WOULD! PLEASE CALL HIM ELMORE WHEN HE CAME IN AGAIN?” I tism something talk? | ain commencing to Anyhow, I feel attracted in a funn sort of Way to a sin heavy ty, with a wicked eye and dark mustache Yet quch was ideal I always wae told st a man with a dyed mus and this one is plainty that h more no » die was at Cas I met this nee work the " experien restaurant i ha gone I crave to a nle's because brightened and earn sow y to buy a rig for myself happens that one of my orders was this oddiy winning per new jay on, He drew me across the room to him with one took, and proved to have a cooing voice, which he need to call me “Little Sister” when I flaps the menu down in front of him. Then b to hold my fin when I served him the puree of creamed ice, “Sir,” saya T to him. ‘even if I did bring the p with my thumb fn It, that’s no sign you can have my whole hand It didn't jar him a bit, THe just «i me @ strang, tender Mok and tellin me to see how sweetly I could bring bim a hamburger tend side dish of fried nood! la crow ton, and kindly tell the chef it's for our apecta nd Firet thing you know I was letting | him tetk to me like | was a little in-| nowent of fifteen. When he left, he shook one of pink little fingers playful like i said he felt that some day he would make very very happy, and would | please cal! him Elmore Afterwards | when he came tn aga * prised t while ch, Like with It, t t fasctni he a guinea pig that’s been let ia to pla with th ed GARDEN TRACTS@m@ aM acre acr car line and lake; ries. National Land Inv. Co. Ine. anaconda (Continned.) $100 an terme, close to level, clear fine for chickens and ber tracts, easy 917 First Ave. land put on | Thought yo ) i FROM WASHINGTON BY RATH WY, BUT PS A EGERADLE DAY! / HAD AN Awl TIME GETTING OVT HERE a = > —_ =n ee — —— ——) Bo = —_— = =n RELRE z Washingt Ma 6 Dear Dad: I have « pathetic iit tle letter which begins The usu t ug the phys roy for has com “ b " Down in th t page | noe ve Joubtlegs know that we house epresentatives has made po appr priation for the maintenanc playgrounds this year This is the way Jim Speaker Cannon ep dow The chiidre unbia have tone ct of Co thet Child labo over” An t be senate dit wan db that Mr. Hopkins of | in of a roll call because he » ft election, and has to face a sevato ima hex 7 dv against the aight would like a he he could afford to vote for the and ptt hought such a Yote would help But Senator Allison did not Want to vote. He would have to vote against the lew d he, too, must guinst a primary for his reelection. Seaater Dolliver op posed any report on the bill from the committee of education and Is bor (of which be ts chairman), be cause he wished to favor bis friends | whe did heat And th em And 80 proceed, ad infinitum ko tng jo how these state ) reall od Has small that on him prey © have amatier stil! to bite care to gO On record | But finally, during the absence of | Mr. Dolliver, the bill was pried loose and Senator Herertdge an | nounced that tt would be reported years calendar might be interested in Jonathan Swift I commend this verse wheat s of the Northwest, who a s about the “green bug.” A 1 would Introduce, with my cordia oe to thelr good will same hymenoptero t weather and department won at e iso cks to bite ga green ts them out of bu effective, and certainty al way. Her plan ts se on bug as @ sort of ne for her cass and nure for he young. She comes upon the wing \- . = less and pecting “bug” in a casual sor way, and while « gaging him in conversation, stabs him in the stomach with a sharp hypodermle syringe carried for the purpose, thus depositing an eam un der his waistcoat At first Mr. Green Bug thinks j little of the episode, and it Is only when, to a week or a0, the ee hatches and the wthful “I gins to feod ¢ nm Bug's inter that he ca Put like the man with d vata, it is then too late. The consequence is that n Bug soon becomes quite lit erally a hollow mockery, and from bis empty and lifeless shell en & four-winged fly, which goes and works the dodge on | Breen bug. { Yes " [but that te what wounds rather another heartless saves the whe | | palgn | BACK, 700 Li Good hot da hermometer at 78 or 80—te wha hlebus has all fiiew were abolinhed ' an ch up some ielomages the other day, and we to tie Tati headquar in the nm Trust bajiding Jental took two days to secure a t hone appolntment—the only wa ket past clerk who gun the ou on seventh—deor Frar Hitehecock listened to the talk and then turned to a card in That man was born in Wex 4 Dow was in preparator ach wit K ee with Taft, o! Appearances, ements wer nde crimina nals, occas his Is a business od has succum catalog and to give p vations has Speaker it a ity to can caused a Canadr most ie Committee, and was d by a sudden, If not which caused two the committee ak @ committee has The and the caped from on! to rest. Once oe preve tt ane to a the that ga contrily ional elections violent ey ea oom And now claded ing eral years ex couniderat cussion. There is no doubt but what there is a general demand fo some measure that would give pub ty to such contributions.” There the committee has concluded ecommend a chang that contribut to e made pubiic “where they ar made for the purpose of influenc congressional elections io more than one state In other words the trusts must divide up contributions and eee that the salve is applied lo j cally ee Heybarn is not an iw On the he is something of a © when he finds it nec a me he has to talk “for home con ti And that is how pened that one senator turn ously to another last Tuesd juired Whose mouth over there? Somebody has started t going, and ¢ ff and left it Which, after all, was a sneer, and not real wit | suppose you remember the mark Tom Reed on a somewhat similar oecasio A member of t house with a great vol and «a droning recurrent style of y was going along in an eigh clock fashion, and Reed had bi ened, gazing at the man in a fa away thoughtful attitude. What are you thinking of asked a social member | was marveling.” replied R ‘at an inscrutable providence which could have linked such a voice t such @ brain Which was wit—caustic and dis agreeable } eee Amendment of the Sherman afti trust law is all off. Even T. R. has given it \ He thinks, noweve jhe will pull out one or two good laws. And I guess he will Stneerely, RATHI BY STUART B. 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