The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 14, 1908, Page 4

THE SE. THE SEATTLE STAR A BIT OF VAUDEVILLE STAR DUST YEASTHOP’S FABLES BY STAR PUBLISHING Co. 1307-1309 Seventh av. Saar os ies HURSDAY, MAY 14, 190 Jere f Hot erin 5 eolin inv oy © Be ' r . taw. eve AFTERNOON EXCRPT SUNDAY He Wg Hal Adolf Ort @ 4 © poling Trink und Osyger Serfing BY JOSH BY F. W. SCHAEFER PHONES Main 1050. Him Mit a Pixsle 2 - IND, 441 » — —e 6 «@ ies ers eenbiansan end connect with att do cle : YF. W. SCHAEFER : partments—ask for department or name of person ~ ek A Word From Josh Wise out esa t you want e — ry j * ni being BALLARD STAR AGENCY—-2r1 Batived Av Buneet Matgerd 06 j . ; Sug ; ° HVERRET Sag AcwOr 4 Mom “~A hat pin can ‘ and mm & i hi ab y etimes take th ° monk 2 aie Hee “Chey Ch optim ger Week, or twenty tive come OB . oy MpereOy veal! ae eave No tree copies heered at the & piace of a pointed wag PODUKC.” a wottion at Mra TO MALL SPMBORINBR Tie doe me Saecee ” R ger og | comes, #4 t dwte on youn On Wash Dey sie reeiiaes | Einest tte. Have you bolled the ‘ te r e Ln : Vale greet ¢ may men mice her y ae ¥ & Yew'n OW GO YOO against Une cuamlion she reel want ‘em seasoned Caan Gy one amen 1 oiaett ne ; | fen't It Funn | ‘ UATE PROVENCE 1S ALL WIGHT, AFTUR ALL voce soa lttH Funmy | in Siathseain _— ——— | der If yon overstay. yoursel down The ain Point { wh a Couple of hours, but ne ver | Waiokes a = claime to heave s af a formule fer meking @emonds Hocke The hing: can he make @ pitche New York @wa of all pos Just as we always have said, this is the best jot town for a week sible workds! Even that trenchant criticism delivered by the were the Creator, he New York woman burted her skye terrier In @ white satin cot i pe | fin Dispatches, however, do not WICKEDEST MAN IN i leay that the obsequies were con | would do away with mesquitoes and bed-bags + |dtleted by # akye pilot j mot even this will] Tad se you weed now a olexy vater clerg, Ongar My, my | Und ft used to kftow you ven you waas only a prowery prob tetor” | W YORK IS DEAD | Wietful A Fox having For a brief cycle of 50 years yell o yo re to die For a brief cyct Vell, | am nod © to tlk blensure, Adolf, | am be TT | 80m sheen & clay tar ie nutahen amputated with ii im the theology class—that if he and make or THE FOX MINUS A TAIL to sleep on the right of way got her car wheel, Hi anges and bananas grow further north apply im this age and generation pense carbolatet Leferetchos ; (it was in a class of the renowned Mark Hopkins that the epi ‘Ob, dian ins e dispensery® Ha, ba! Qf me xemediagw for a He mee 1 wish wealth (By United Press.) j ing her ons oe unless shes P & R004 fromt, he . ; nt headache. Some Vichy, for Mmedanes, vieh tes nod too vashy |Bometimes my longing alternates! NeW YORK, May 14,—Death| Sl ito ont ¢ Mt hor of ame wakes, By sede took place) has changed all this ; We baf nono of dose vicious trinks. We sell bart charagters For robust youth and health, (fas claimed “The” Allen, one of | —_ Reon Ne rege . Teil oes Fox Society, stating that to Oranges and bananas? To the youth in that New England! only soft trinks” New York City’s most famous char Ps rum Was the iste fas, and . had 8 1 of the huxur Tank y Vot flafors hat you?” is in my soul | peters, and known at one time as| {freedom of movement common set ap college 50 years ago a banana was the symbol of the luxurious] meaning sident the wichedest man ta New York.| vou ee wet going to fe to (t and ask re im food. Nothing did he wot of special steamers plying from | Porry vetl, gif me sareumbre'ta.” vnly goal He died at his home in West hem te the least pais atiroad wi burtineky pulled a daly i filled th t } | om sorry, der only strawberry we haf tes vaalls; id comes month's reas. HKighth st, at t ame of 77 years mumber of the Jung , mourns modes for next Septem. fe the West Indies and Bahamas, refrigerated and filled with toms) 9.8 ae vaniiia bere Sweaty 94 ago be kept a| ber with the tall worn fu and t Your patter ts om thy tak and tane of fruit! Never to his ears had pene ated the mellow Vell, go ayeoad don i if me some kidney i Doing It Ail dance hail in Bleecker #t., and later! blink,” she added, “for after we have parted with our breep gs ay “ t Iealy——"B . ae s!” The Fool! Vot fiafor tas kidney? We New Yorkers are a busy he wan proprietor of several sa-| COWld not make over our sur mes to wear in winters wo! ety of the son of Italy-—“Ban-an-o08; ‘anoos’ an-oo “Id comes from der kiduey beam Ha, ba, ha! bot loons. Lately “The” hed kept a| At this all the other Poxsssss, his ting out that it was fa i te idea that any act except that of Omnipotence should ever bring “Yust for dot I vill gif you @ oranteh phoephoras.” | You,” said the visitor, “but each pool room on lower Sixth av, This - ee os Sy? ee, on the Pe a ne af we earthly tag os “AN right, bat kintly fill der *, wed put more juice arount pagina — vince was raided numerous times lew months late d all the Fo would have been talldes bananas so near the table in the northern temperate zone that a ey genet anne * ct | ‘today except that when they went track to take the . der bubt Hall for Rent by the police in sp ff the tw Pe Meo ld wobtall > degree all the trains at Alien protected the place by deren could be had for 10 cents—no! Surely this was one of “Dear me, 1 haf to beg you my parden. We are ould of choco The mato hall of the Beattle M “ rs ‘ . . late. I advises you to take & nul eundae. Ce “he - V ing iron bars in front of the ——- the human limitations, inscrutable as mosquitoes and that in diy ~ tinsel Cammarata’ ¢ re third floor, First Si aoe. He made himeelf ec the sect which has no wings at all, and is not mentioned except by No, but id ius made mit ice vich iss, Besides you get a out | cortein ontnae apicuous & short time ago by start a » " pick mit each aut sondac " : fag « crusade against pool selling For all forma of Eczema—for all kinds of skin aliases in the-best society. How do you make dose sundaes? I voult like to team soe SS? Or SARL, SONS, SOE | on vane trarhe (rouble |B nec But, as we were saying, the Megarhinas, Psorophora and Oxcuse me, [am no sundae school, By der vay, 1 ew you | particulars spply GRO. & oR gad} yeamer me y B . : Eas nr Zema” ie & rewedy that's worth Its price just double. It dring be die Puicia have been found—moequitoes all, but good mos-| "™*."— | pat ® mtck Ie i . | Secretary Seattle Commercial Club fal Excursion East | away ie poison germs and soom they disappear. Germs don visi : | 1 belief so. Id tastes like gine j eee Chicago and return, $72.60; St vit quitoes! The same distinction, you see, that is to be found We vif now sing dot rkting liddie maraschiso cherry cal! ‘i m Lowts, $67.50 aod Kansas like the skin when they find that Zema’s there! ia q ed ‘Maruma's Trivks Cost More Aw Pa's GARDEN TRAC °C $66 00. veral other! Scienc its M Busck of the Smith iC ity 0 eral r Sunes the trusts. ypctence has sent “eK ar. Busck o A girl says to der steay clerg, j TM%acre tracts, $100 an @ paints. Tickets issued by the Ore 0 sonian to the mosquito realms (to Panama), and he has found Cream de mints « dime, id seems? | acre; easy terms; close to gon KR. R. & Nay. Co. through Port a " j No, he answered, ‘Ids a trink 1 car toe and lake; level, clear land and Balt Lake or Denver, on “5 dis « osquito! Or was it seventy? 3 . and a 2 things. Fifty-seven brands of mosquito was € Dey do not tint de creams UI od; fine for chickens aad ber sale May 4, May 18, June 5, 6, 19 1ze oca n ud 20, also certain de in July and Aug Call or write Uni Ticket Office, 608 First Ave. E Kitis, General Agent ties National Land inv. Co, Ine 917 First Ave. And some as gentle, tame and beneficial as house cats! But! Did ft ever occur to you that your own draggist can com re just as good (and very often better) phar maceuticals as a concern in the East in whom you have go ie f- rd of until they began to advertive? Of course the druggist must have the machinery, the purest of pure drugs and chemicals, be an expert chemist and mmpetent assistants. Our isboratory excels In a them particularly the Megarhinus, the Psorophora and the Putzia!| pound and p These are not exactly tame; in fact, they are wild and cannibal! on } in their habits; but they are good. They are the friends of man i and if they bite him, they do it but in kindness. They are the) } ; . | terest and whom you probably never } enemies of their race. They prey on the malevolent mosquit of commerce: They are Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson to resort mosquito. | The Washington Trust Company OF SEATTLE ward the criminal yellow-fever and summer ron ue ft ave made garments for thelr They bite their hea: Is off and eat ‘em alive. Yes, gentlemen ro. os eat Capital, Surplus and Profits ........+++++ points. Our latest product—Zema—ts a falr test of what we ems eat “em alivet Eat ‘em alive! They are the allies of the sani | bale te oe Bo ie ao * natet Transact a General Banking Business. to. It wea't cure ofl casee—mo remety con guises eee tary corps, “They make corpses of the unsanitary malaria! mos } stick and « bit hong: and then t oimectons. it will cure you and if it doesn’t and you ar satiofied, we quito, and then devour the corpses. They are the police de | oy scdeats cana golb varmey 4 aa él stand ready to refund your money That's our guerasies, of the mesquite world. They should be tamed, cultivated,| > therein an imitation eptdet py pee + Degen at otha is Gua y bred, housed, and used under proper supervision in all mos i } J. W. Godwin C. 4. Cobb quito neighborhoods, and the Megarhinus and his friends will flowers are 0 to keep idle Johan Canes fee rid the world of the New Jersey brand, and that which flour Diy Be eine min aayeng wien ee ee ee ee aa eee George ye WW. WY. Chasen : : - ~ 7 a titham a eston isnes at Fort Lawton have bewn frittered sway on f fie; thore of real work! H.R. Cline The Quaker Drug Company werk bos ‘ it te almowt when, The world is the best of possible worlds, and there is a/thase whe nite in thie way over bare So it appears that it is all in knowing how and where and! a ‘we Stores. 1013-1015 FIRBT AV. . ——406 PIKE ST, poet addremse: ery per , Se heuer Canon FIRST AVENUE AND MADISON STREET. de Vere when he asked. “Are way to have the banana further north, and do away with Ste mey any poor our ianda? ed, we will not have to criticise the work of Providence at al It's @ questh at hits the omit - r ney|on the head right here and ne 9 “y . next ’ a bote pothers and halfclad childre t THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD Bie olpr wallyh eR get = : ou Stee hae there no beggars at your gates, aor BSRERELERS. SEBEEE* "2 Sszeetesss es and malaria. And after a while, when we have but learn on every) our gates and unnatural roses bloom on| = Fy day of the world bables ve m and conte 4 take larne ct with ‘ @ good, long look at the hostess 1 ae a Battenberg dolly What is the greatest thing in the world | ts whe a serene, Gell educated| to cover them Ask the scholar, and he gravely tells you that learning is,| women with that splendid potse ' 4 of the embroidery clab that comes of a mind under cult) dear lady, wh not jailp a materni for that comprehends and promotes all | “ ° it s. aa wheal | vation and a soul in tane with crea-| ty society way of ion is, because itis a light from heaven PC a eg ie aed eee SPER SOR ES Sh Hi] Women's Howse Waists |] Misses’ Suits |] Women's Long Kimonos | | Children’s Wash Dress and hovored at b tion, or is she a nervous, tired) reward you would get { Ask the preacher, and he solemmly assures you that r Ask the artist, and he cries: “Art, for it combines matter me and and spirit both at their best The lawyer declares: “Justice, for it is the soul of peace said A woman might be ton atitch and " by ¢ Justice, for it — seven languages while| and food they have w. produce tn Worth 75¢ and $1.00. Worth Double. Worth $1.50. Worth $1.00. and progress. tancy work stead of fancy work You will have to come early : : ae _ | | A New Line of Childrens “Money,” says the banker. “It is the spring of all action.”| Ad one of her biographers wise And if you haven't time to sew for these, Not enaugh to Sults for girls, from 12 to 20 Full Length Kimonos, made Wash Dresses; best Ask the 1 of ; ty added that the w n would be) for t ho really need it, just Inet all day; materiais are year sizes; niaterials are of fine quality Iawns, in {ty ginghams, plain and sk the young man full of hope aad sp and he cries:|_ better wife and mother for the take those 20 or 40 minutes each kinghame chambrays mercerized chambrays and light mixtures; jacket and dozens of beautiful floral percalcs, beautitdl Salt ducks and other than she possibly day that you spend on French om law “Ambition.” seven language Ask the weary old toiler, and he tells y “Dp ; i could be with the kaowledge of broidery 4 fold your hands quiet washable material all skirt nicely made ON designs; all eizes. Worth patterns; all sizes, Bde Ss a old totler, and he tells you , and COM-| seven kinds of famey work ty in your Ia d think sizes, frot tte 44. Worth 15 years, Easily tent.” It ¢ a natural for s woman to| You will be a better woman for The and $1.00. ON SALE SPECIAL, «GALE om 198, CMOALE PRIDAY $1.00 Each, ON SALE - P | Se as ft te for a kitten to wash s it in every way tally, morally FRIDAY AT— DAY— AT— FRIDAY AT— The pair of lovers, hand in hand, answer as one: “Love.”|own face; both are inherited in-| and phystea The mother with her baby at her breast says: “Sacrifice”|*imem 0 0g fm 39 Cents $5.00 95 Cents The wild roisterer cries: “Pleasure.” trity ith webtie ond thrent: itl cea arbecued Meat T : y c hione nak we neh it E a The wan invalid whispers: “Health.” ina legacy handed down throvugh| sg. Onental Cafe tte Tina We Hit "Em Hard Every Then you -smeel a phanillng, gtidning fool and put him the}\ nel : oe ‘Time—Special Price question. He simpers-and says: “I don't know.” ; ; eae for Friday And which, think you, is the wiser of them all, from the Complete On Lower Deck White India Linons © to 18¢ 85¢ Black Wool Batiste, 39¢. Outfits for Our regular 85 ality, S2inch Wool : 39c OND guaitios, special for” 7g Oy, meee Suits ular 4 1 OUTBURST OF EVERETT TRUE Capestry Brussels Rugs, site Calleoee—i00 pieces of Comfort gowns, street * if On were § 1 te special io) & a. = Pes, dic Heavy All-Woo Art Squares, slay or by Wash Rags--100 oxen to clean fy 75¢ Black Storm Serge, | $1.50 Black Panama, site. ae $1 up; sold in dozen lots; special 49¢. S5e¢. Bi same quality, size 1251345 / for Friday, pe 7 politely ’ 23c Strictly All-Wool Storm Serge, pd that eship Sale p a special Oileloth—Shelf Oticloth our The quality; good black or “ . special for Friday, yard bc wears we London's Bat wincnines Size 12x12; regular $11.85 White Wool Blankets—Slightly : 50; special ...+ Ui / 010 WAS H Shoe “ yolled; special for Friday Seem Bale, Lene + Doorways and Arches, 70 AWSK Hig TO ats, s $1 a week Is the “short MALP-PRICR per yard 49c 85c Rugs for Doorways am out” to owning « House Lining Mustin—26 inches wide; Ge grade; bolts onty; special for Frida 1 1 Cc 94 Sheeting—Not bieached; was le yard; special Friday, vard : 21c Lawns and Challies—New pat torne apectal for Friday 4c Prices on Tin at Low Tide are Block Tin Preserving Ket nd Sauce Pans 40¢ 10-qt., now te Sat, now os 3x6 feet; Axminster ular price $5.50; $ cial JOIN ME INA GAME OF TENNIS, DONT Y’ know $1.00 Black Brilliant- ine, 69e. Sells for $1.00 yard; 46 inches i, England London's oe OC $1.25 Black Storm Serge, 79¢. Regular $1.25 value; 52 inches and Furnishings On Easy Payments $1.35 Black Brilliant- J a k ine, 93¢. geo argh Looks like silk, 46 and $3.00 wide; nothing wears like it; regular $1.50 quality London's Battleship 93 Sale price, per yard c $2.25 Black Clay Serge, $1.48. wide wears like tron; Sup a » value at $2.25 yard 4 suitable for coats and sults 56 inches wide; can't wear 10neer fonumeiur’ haeies > Ladcats it out; extra heavy. Lon Battloshty prict 79¢ don’s Batueship $1 48 * OTL TS Victor You don't have to wait till you save the entire amount The first pay ment puts it in your home. Sherman, Clay & Co. 1408 Second Ave tic Smyrna Rugs, sla 100 Do "I 30x66 inches; $L50 value; special, each A Little Down and a Little ata Time aor yard le price, per yd aT ) 9 10c 6pt, now lhe at, now Block Tin Wash Pans Large Size, 20¢ value he se Biscuit ® We ie Quart Dipper Be Eastern Outfitting Co. (Inc.) 1332-34 Becond Av. 209 Union St. BARGAIN Pure White Cup and ber and 1 Can MIIk oe Nd in reasonable quantities This means, of course, that A ISe Soup Strainers he only Sea y “Seattle's 10 Clean Cut Ple Tins le oe viah to avoid, if poasiDle, < Cup Muffin Pan se oe f ing these articles to other et Reliable Credit House”’ U. &. Navy Vard Route Steam TO SEE BATTLESHIPS Monticelio leaves Flyer dock 6:30/ Take boats at Pier Ten und and $130 a. m., 1:30 and 4p. m. *** ‘trips daily. 50¢ round tri ove ere. p Square Cake Pana .. ve - — Ctl SE C0 ND AX .