The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 2, 1908, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR—SATURDAY, MAY 2, 1908. THE SEATTLE STAR fen Square, Madison Square, ‘Tomkins juare, Gramercy TRAGEDIE OF * | Park, St esant Square and a few other sma spots right 0D BY STAR PUBLISHING Co. 1907-1908 Seventh a Jin the heart olffhe city. Chicago likewise has her Lake Park EO = EVERY AFTERNOON excRrT SUNDAY and a wirimbe 1 playground Other cities ave likewise] BY JOSH ee PH N Main 1050. time Seattle were awakening to this necessity ’ Z >> IND, 441 eee on - — le ’ These are exchanges, and connect with all de Be. OT = A Word from Josh Wise sabe dh Geetkt $0 fn 6 vas partmente—ask for department or mame of person | render aan = F you wont EVERETT TRUE ON THE FARM---NO. 1 : ae ted © BALLARD STAR AGHNCY—att Maliard Av Munret, Mattard 966 | No Fault of His 7\ Pe rdMGEE Gd KalioeSuccar weiss vas walieapier An Sono, 1 te winen a git hes| Perterted Wensat Consvetor,| i NOTICE: ea Pah pad a haby face, It's no| You went by my street OWING TO LOL meet orn a pet woot wenty-five conte per ™ . Be : f THERE AGT OE sign she easily ge Conductor: Can't help tt, lad ANTAGON | 5m . : ny WR. TRUE OMY ( sonerm in THA! | wae th’ rattion.” ere ear can't turn Into any of th LAND POLITICS ~ aac neal = MoD, 19 NOT NELPING / HAVEN'T GOr ANY | | vga | 1 ne TO, MATL SuSCHE iG You, + wouih Ssugeesr rwar | ( 700 MUCH FAITH WMS) - } Absolute Necessities 1 ) . again b ance, ¥ the lw & you ray Ye FARM, ween you) \ PELLETS Anwar } Pm de lg ; j wie ar > ok recelp ed : } “ nae y a " , GET OUT IN THE OPEN AIR Yo 444 DO UT are neade Norn TO ’ t 5 wew'y ‘orv'4 - v\ ies , Three Tragedies Bee ee awn din CANCEL gee 8 . ée . a vinua4 tt the arn enh See * Heneath thia stone lies Mary Green. oe eee Vrs DATE AT . a * ” In pritne “ life obs me the seene i > ah | Torii CORNERS " " Mhe dled he Vietim of a cough 2 133 ; 3 ' fl Ladies will please ren me aw AN ANARCHIST JUDGE 3 Henoath this slab ties Wm. Brown | hats,” announced the wsh Of marvelous Manhattan town The ladies looked glam Once with us; ow, alas! he's gone Pre rick in the foyer, la | I‘Too lox, too long, he kepd ‘em on, | dies. gontinued, ple | New York Mail. | Loulaville Courter gourn Siig abit a ‘ ~phal, stop th the morgue and look at state, ha a 1 nd personal in n tife t Jarek The Judgment of Josh Wise. " . 4 i Whe never had them on bis baek pemercemé a a I H Too.hardy, he, Jack used to scott have a direct and pe « t ‘ To need them on, Now its all off wi ! he first a under that ben Almost ap Axiom = ee «ut What ix the et of profit in ae ‘ raising? ng on the-chickens Instead ng them. c= |THE VILLAGE CUT-up PED | oe D. C., before whom Robt. N. Harper was tried, and by whom | The Carriage Waite “Without.” | The carriage waite without, my | the guilty Harper was sentenced, Theepaltry $700 fine hd , lord. | Being the Joyous Chatter of That Conspicuous Pest Whe ' ore | wv e jeu ow . by Kimball amounts to a complete defe uly Without what, gentle sir?’ | Discourses penalty which would have touched th th Without the leftitand running | Dippily for the Mdification of the Induigent Community, } | board prison penalty which the law provide cigs Pe RAT, eld, aa | Without the French chauffeur, optional with judge who tries few] | Withont a drop of gasoline hundred dollars a man who fr os e of} | Four pintons and the Drat it all,” fretted Old Mas ] " 0 Tellum store @eath-dealing dru is like a flip on the ear to a ar. “And | ‘The spark-plag and the cofl i we nena meatiageipente 7 ' hal |Withowt the br the horn, the What you' Gratting now a judge who imposes a fine eu of a penalty i aitor to the elateh wald Gabe Howlin, munching @ band | O&, sey follows, es f wae coming mmu es, and i ' ; |. MARR Without the ruseing gear ful ‘of turnip 4d from Hank|by Lem Mowgrider’s racket at community in which he lives, and is a re 8. nnow suaeens © | Peterson's stock of first aids ¢o|(here was old Abe Okenberaer t Con eylindar—4t beats the Deted society. It is an entirely proper use of werds and a porte yy How much there fan't here! wardralivg “Senne beset ¥ Tena od ine es hemuer lo ao to slop WI YF Sided dishiaht ie ities ite ae va The ¢ repaired, in fect, you by offertna you @ job? - | Oh ho, ho, be! Gee, you rumnlee conservative declaration for ws to say that tha any, ot eae neg ‘ant glad | NG, Gere tf,” muttered thie (are wo dead slow the hearse lt ote anarchist, and a breeder of anarchists | To find that (his macht intact | per ou chutetion @ ithout you If you dont watch out There is not o ‘ord to be said in defense or palliation « Of whet your lordshty bad chetching hickory a't you catch on what he wai There is not one word to be said in ¢ palliation of Sac euame cene tach a> lord, (°Furned in and wpegt a whole the hammer To bit the hay the outrageous treachery of Justice Kir L. The case.was fully Im perfect shape throughont lmorcing jowaloaa fer wor t with he, ha, Hometedy huld eM heh daas bad oll Hin a alae Ss son ett ond 4 mr lord, (Cant gel Dething to fo that \ue before t fell or FM drop ! tried. The defendant had all the advantag which special ‘Your corre waite without [use these Gaye Notnnty ts | tie Wineinger's jaw when be heard. Harvard Lampoon, |Robody ‘thout they can do some |Hirdie Heaueakie was going with Thing better n sorambedty eine od that new station agent who ean't «o 4e when if comes to (hat, | refure toto sleep on watch because lie socks lawyers and time could give to any man. Even in reliminary to imposing the sentence Justice Kimb 4 ; base Your name.” he stammered, that the offense of Harper was {1 t and fully ¢ ls @rttten on my heart rom pele are me loud they keep Dine awake ie n ‘ " an? " Hut) They say cor tion's the Hfe/ Oh, he, be he! Ray, If | put tw government bad pressed for the full penalty prow Y she whispered me together and make four nicer if your Of trade,” observed young Freckie jand 1 ion | heimer, “Bot I can't see it that) what will it make if & divorce court y. | wish @auny Bungetein had|pwts two and two apart? Why broke bis leg before be hit this|four, just the same. Wow, ain't | > territory.” crazy? | sew Ike Sandpiper down | shingle your hair Why don't you go and do some-|the street and asked him whet phit! Did any of 4 to yer eclal tal) made his hair so red and he upand who's got « Nght ® clgaret? | Mart Mudd-—this said he was out in the rain and his ain't, but | know whee you Tellom jhalr got rusty. I asked him whet get a lantern, A @ suldet it be mue nan were engraved om mm ory Jndge. law. The o vindication of an outraged sense of decency | mmunity and the country at large looked for a} This police court justice. was in the habit of handing out} Think 1 Over. poRs THE MAN WITH THE SILK HAT ALWAYS WEAR SILK | thing UNDERWEAR? outs? na - OM t going to die Huh, his spectal talents is com |color tt was before it got rusty jail sentences to the poor at almost ¢ on of his court A boy caught throwing dice was sent to jail for a year, there to herd with common and seasoned criminals, and no doubt to} " ; | Tobacco treat | od me the other day which come out at the end of that year educated and confirmed in the} |otve Report was « canard fined to whittiiog dry goods boxes|he sald grey. That had me guess most popular place ff = | ry wee jw leo far as | ever seen, interposed jing, and I asked him what Kind of beard, and | directed the te ways of criminality. Petty theft, petty assaults, petty hunger } Maybe the culated to make you threw ee coupons the storekceper \eray, and he ap and seid iron gray. tom yard. Al Well, maybe he could sign «ith | Phew.phew-phew.phew-phew-phew ' said | was—knot. & match factory to make mateh-|So I told him to come around and shal picked ap a Let Us Hope So. aticks,” added Mart hopefully have tt cut. the barber had 4 cold and today's he's Willian,” she xaid, “means good,| “Anyhow, | used to be a crack|chisel. Maybe you dou't know how Ha, ha! What do ‘| whitewasher,” retorted Old Manjit came to be cold, but it's because that? Say driven crime of all sorts felt the weight of his displeasure in the shape of prison sentences But Harper was rich. He was president of the local Cham- ber of Commerce and a factor in the city’s banking business. He James means beloved | wonder How nice. | am giat dey fow A JOKE ON JOHN AND TOM | "Vet @ stupidity you as a po Ain'd dis = fine day, Adolf? I hope me id stays clear ef We OA nash otled her cheok Tellum, “only the trade's been cut Phe berber left the window open geezer in ry . was “respectable He was “influential He was a “crimina dou’d haf showers.” } . throated to death and It canght cold. That's why it's Judge Don'd fear, O Dey gate tm heck rath.” a a ee Mt fer| Chilled steel. Say, om the level i id.” is pale s es ow lone at long range wad fear, Ongar. ry gafe me & check retin what George meannT” Ye could a fitted yourself fer| chilled steel y. om the level, some, to His pale slaying were done at long range He wore @ You must be a chackass' Haf you der lineup? + eoren means business, I hope,” | something better in all this time,”|you'd think he was batty to have a ca ; silk hat and a long coat. So he was let off—with a fine ; y dive dime my vite ine hanging der vash om 14.” said mother, looking up from the | suggested Sad Hotrn: jcnteet round his place, but he has Ivey G. Kimball is the kind of public al this country < you dink you made a funny crmek 4 Faster wedding aunowncements tn Tah, 1 dido't see ax it was nec | to bave it to out his nails with, and 1 2 Dot crack waee made by dese peanuta vich the etening paper.—Philadetphia | casary.” rejoined Old Man Tellum,|the nails are what he uses to : does not need. He is the kind of who brings our J 4 efeg p Bulletin glaring round him defiantly os SS Se judiciary into discredit. His terw l expire some « Y of -eading You don'd « é Josh Wine y od. and while he ni , biti? : ane clood stan When you yell “sat” some women | had the storekeeper wrap him ¢ TTEMPT quarters of the Phoeii when it does, whoever has the appointment of his successor Anyhow, | know der cloob siding down [4 tss der hom@ 4, wot knuw whether to grab up three dozen young tomato plant oe, gree ye will serve t ation by sending Ivey G. Kimball to private life.|"*™ heir petticoats or clutch at their | remarked, to nobody in particular , . : : rve the nation nding Ive Kimball t ate life.) You talk like a fried oyster. Now vatch closely. Der biayerd hale Wiorida Tumes-Union 08 shoes as is wore out UP SOCIAL CLUB Pg ae pe ny or bositl 4 . ne wass taking der bositions , by. trampin’ round huntin’ fer a Buegel, a barkeeper, vork | The Golf Joke (Revamped). job, jest that many more is wore ~, Qer piteper's sense The f er portion of his hand ik! Obeerfe, m won (a8 be foonles): | out by men kickin’ themscives be and the report which ‘ Reemrr cause they didn't learn somethin’ (By United Press.) stroyed his hea Why ise id sonsadional—ixe id a chal! detifery } The Might as well go | when they was young.” CINCINNATI May 2A at : a ; e you vill yet make me so disgustet mit yourself dot J J. . — + _- ~omemrs |tempt was made shortly before) The second torpedo di such departed statesmen as John Adams and Thos. Jef-| vill _ mmit rough on rate it pon. ons her pitcher stellt midnight to destroy the palatial arrived at San Pedro, ‘ ere else coult ride . neonates ert: mma ferson ever indulge in the human ar xent of josh | \ wr Povey = he steal 8 ont (oy ae | re - — = nf ne ate ont base } must have a good deal of fun with each other these campa Did he? } | - Sure he dit! j days Adam 5, Hamilton, and that school, loc upon the Wall, Gen telt 14 bee itaint vere Gay huew he'vout em 16° | @emand of the masses for the right to vote as an infernal scheme} Ab, he tse wailed ad dirt! | a ; i sates + and “frie” | looks more as he wass spiked i for giving the poor a chance to take the rich down and “frisk Det wase © wiehty elses Ghaiesion ee | them of their wealth. It was going to be awful when all men Hae id been ofer here id voult haf been efen closer.” BY A. M. PERK ERSON i flushed slightly, bat her cheeks could vote. Neither life nor property would be safe. Look at ree dor shoristop und der catcher make @ doppe! play A slender, remarkably graceful | grew suddenly pale. . 2 “Are dey J woman moved toward the retired) “I'm in aa unfortunate position the rule.of the mob in decadent Rome, in Greece and in France! Now der site tes retiring.” leorner of the ballroom where the the diplomat explained A rose] oot! oy omyne = (Thed' ra " f It would never do. We had to have an aristocracy to rule the] ‘ A L am deepy myseluf. Thud ldiplamat and the swarthy littie|and [ can't smef tt. Its perfume ite der andienee rises to stretch idsetuf ve vill obliteh mit [ying wore starding. In one hand | goes to my heead Wont you be} masses. een inning elechy on a country league park, ¢etootied ‘Der | «a vividly red rose the medium of my enjoyment” | 0 The Adams Hamilton school had the best of it in naking mae Ve Seen ee, Vee ) A country farer’s offering, your The yong, man teaghed wens Der boy sat in der bleacher seat najeaty.” she said, extending the| pleasure.” He took the rose and} the constitution, and put in it such aristocratic things as the ‘ Bh Planks hat seen some vinte lrose. “It's from my own garden,” | raised ft toward hts face. } - fife-tenure and the enormous power of the federal the id der sting he felt a4 der team Whh euch purture tt. couldn't No, you musn’t,” the woman | 3 ; . " 4 | Wass ribbed in by der splinters. have bea otherwise than beau. | suddenly exclaimed. With an ef-| t Gristocratic senate, the electoral college, the difficulty of | ems sani seeceneee |titui the little king replied gal-|fort she forced m laugh » amending the constitution, and all that : raising the bloom toward | se, it might affeet you. you k t 7 f , ; It has that effect upon many * sit Jeffersonism got hold of the country afterw mat’s flogere suddenly | haps I'd better reciaim it t we dodged all those provisions which were capal Your majesty!” he No, you shan't rob me of it so, fo jail a ‘ , : l cnatalaied the diplomat declared gatly and all over the country the people became all-pov The little king smiled. “Went’| The young man walked awar must have stood horror stricken in his Elysian The rose. ywith # laugh ant the woman - se : : t Httle kb looked with lowed him with eyes that softened ne for Sheol to turn loose with the plutocrats | re SY cons te Comma, "May f Wik @ you a Mile tn Nothing happened | By Jessic/: Partlorn: won eon hue tk a ee ae es hier the diytomat enld, toueh | " j a hily a oe ts aehcs tate Bue 2 Sous beat | re % placable despot. | must humor her arm ii | ie ot one privilege was taken away except that of chattel to control them, or too indolent to| The woman nodded her head H.| The woman started S carues t | pale But she allowed him to slavery—and the slaves had no vote | eels Se Soe ee eee ae ees eee ate bees the large room. | i“ The greatest joke ever perpetrated was the joke of universal} They will always love you. That} The diplomat took the rose and | | bee ee daca teniae Seadied . e ‘ ~ : : cag Bag nand » diplo ned agains’ suffrage—on those who'thought the people would be careless of is the tle of blood. But their re-|swang it down to his side. hye at beam ae tae con ™ apect is begotten of the mind and} “Bui smell it, man; smell it property rigist hy, the most cc ative force is quite apart from the relation of |the little king exclaimed. “The|™ —" : * hut is the mob! ‘I ers in D alley ref mother and child | perfume's ite charm \ ad you gore e reyolu nm ‘ It is only when we are grown men T's a Rose Da Barry, fan't it? | Monists € askea soft! } Ridd drive ow: tte I s wh re stealing their cattle 4 women and bitter memories |tbe diplomat replied. “I am par-| | What s _— the wo orses and the ters, be 1 1e red Sail arise that we realize how acute the - hance h es and tl j vecause they feared that worse ha ana tx bow te éanmen Ml ly, [ didn't know until ye Re beries would follow from some other source \ used 1 just can't doa thing with those justice and detects untruth, even se red that you a - pa es ks & ‘ 1 } | lore ne t o ne enemy Aud this, he bent to the Doones’ way of stealing. So they “st at” and “let |ehildren, They are beyond my con | before It can name th + ag ree FE ap Byyn see Among the women | know there bx one who is « model mother. She Did you ever hear a mother make | hay sisters who shine in society and that remark I have, and not in jone whe has won distinction as an artist, bat the talents they displa “Bradbury System” Clothes ctmid you have attempted it? It was very foolhardy The woman began to pick to} pleces « large yellow flower she well enough alone trol!” The farmers and laborers of the United States, of England, | of the civilized world, act in just the same “safe and sane” wa | frequently it hes been made in the aM. _pfhnggecannls " a> gobie. but to be sis Seiny of the tamest kitten elves. thetic tab sbibslaball insulting | factory ready-to- Sis eat Celiecais: thid's-tah the thodmhet ds ae | Sharp iittle care take i the kept house and talk with ber w FR Bagh oo pee a andi] wear Clothes on the is waiting for real democracy to be tried. When we get thelty the end of anything resembling |Svonen: and penis int «BE, ae The diplomat suddenly turned to Good to look at— initiative, the ref tr ' c recall, all ove tion ct | diselpti the hom equires greater selfcor the woman and held out the rose. | * * * “rhs hie CF kidendine te con sie athe mara Sey or secatie cat oniatiities sal gute te octitn behin T Serene Wilson sual AT” tee a =| perfection in fit and vower of amet th tution when ' ver her children f@ weak: yy elas treed back, one hand half rat to her ailoring—ri ; sires, and have put it out of the power of the courts to st: should take @ quiet hear to|rhilaren y re hte S abancten And your browneyed tailor Ing right In Dicey fis tt , ‘ / K it aver and devine a remedy. | write « book r ’ afraid « would? Drice—they areTHE for ver in the way of reform ¢ ay begin to do things tt) it ja fatal to the growth of char But the world loves showy tale oppress h * you not? It ’ be is to be hoped that we shall develop teeth and claws sufficient | ®Ut to sow up | aindiact ptt nad the rewards of tameend toee would oppress évery one but the \ lothes for your end intarimeminnn hem king He rateed bis head an to enable us to get rid of the paras anyhow. Bit just now, | owe it to your child to pr au Tee poinied to a door that led into| spring outfit. Thomas « John’s attention to the tining up of 46 states jand ts r bo tse poste Ssiot cies te The woman who trains her ten Thon th o seis . te 3 vi You ll agree that led b ‘ Bg eA NN a taet ae oe D dren tn the habit of enatre apea Moay vd pe BB et i 9 _ y —_ na campaign for th rol of. this con-| and the rule of fen hy a thor Wl he's 2 week ag healthful for ye Don't everif the fabrics and inen nw 1 there isn't a gle unlawful p i that’s | ‘@**_™ wr motel the ers fn dof a nutwance db joome back.” sty $s i pe 7 , , ACL she ts adding to the total > hn : | Sea The joke is on Adams and Hamilton " 3 ow t hn an ‘bapption p Bsns frowning expression test shown this ses a SSRIS EAS ig A, Ag a a ee a think! When Harriet Mar ne Will rise up and call her bless “Don't try to sham,” the diplo | SON, : 4 ' fra ed|\ncan was 23 ant the man she }mat said in even tone Thin is You'r : proletariat. |loved was dying, her mother for-\* "Kor it ty a trae fact, ard worthy ~macbadinecwm—s| Somes” Se swung the tree aliakt| ou're heartily | bade her malas to hie bedside, And of at men's credener that the ehtid|tenlarly fond of it, but it sete my | lY hs welcome to open an ‘ eee eee wat bind. unreason {NM defies hie mother, and the|head whirling w han incense,| The woman's shoulders droped | peg DOWN TOWN BREATHING SPOT Ing obedience. mut the “obedience | Tounaster who deatroy® his alster'a [EN hayo to enjoy ste perthme by | 4M ene moved wonard the door. | account—pay a lit- pes Rigsetten sco Pou pcos vtoye, will aurely prese down the | proxy.” “ "ae aes eoanel y i - ina toae, cm or Soninee ioe Morlkawe on the widow and orphan, Then Tl be your proxy,” the! ! vl Paige gh To 2 oo te down and a lit * 9% and wilt have no pity little King dectared | her captenton of disgust onl tle at a timeefor Mother is right!” The suggestion made through the Post-Intellig hi It seems to me the thtme most to | mS EP, BG) ERY «=| “No, | want some one more tm} $ y s gencer’ this! me i, we the thing most to) U. @. Navy Vard Route St mae partial You are prejudiced, alre. toring wy FE, R. Butterworth that the city stiowld provide al” ootred by @ mother ty the camt Monticelle teaves Piyar geek b 1 provide a) opinion of her ehiidren. ff breathing place somewhere in the tirsiness district i@ a good| mB a ae tthesladre Ua ccna ad ene. The block oppowite the new Washington bofel ib sug See Joe Schermer’s ted by Mr. Butterworth. Unles is sean Ad NEXT FRIDAY made Seattle will be one of the few cities in the country with They're Exelusive out a resting place in the retail business section. New York cl i . t ork othiers has her Battery Park, City Mall Square, Washington Square, eed - nei sites * : The dipivomat’s eves wandered Ators, tonals shee Salts, i111 anything selected round the room — He beckoned, | First av o “0 here, * yOONg man Bpyrreched and oe 2, TOP THE RENT | imowed, mw particularly pleased RING UP Ea ern nti Me oot yon Reasntut Oi, Ming exer eta a te ina” O98 stern Outfitting Homes, Cottages, Bungalows. ff “V0X* te Me. wom bi The Eagle Transfer Co, Co. (Inc.) 1342.34 Second Av *™* talon St. Payments just like rent. “90 SEE BATTLESHIPS © moat up-to-date nd reliabl T. ® FAY CO. ING Ha Mehthorn Midg. Take boats @t Pier 2, Ten Pognd nore and aaa, CS Saree taps aby Tee rom Crip *| Offe®-108 Vilth Av. So@an some such mov s ji se e a * ea io a * * - ~~ o