The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 1, 1908, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR--WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1906 | peeeseororeecesereoeeeeoeeereoeeoeoeseeeeeeoeee® | ad “ ie “MY LEAP YEAR COURTSHIP,” STAR DUST OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT Thue [7h o BY JOSH { WOW wiin 7 wana “erie | E EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY 144 ASH YOU /OR (7 4 Telerhane ‘ | i GLY Our ate exchanges connecting all of the BY MA EL B 0 —r 4 “i i ‘=~ ~~ dullding —— Sunset, Main 1050 and Independent, 441 ue A Word From Josh Wie fore for thirty years, Will? Goss 4c) o Ask for the department or the name of the person (EDITED BY JESSIE M. PARTLON,) that's a long time! What chang ’ humm) sired do you see that surprise you mont PAPek, BALLARD STAN AGENCY—AN Mallsd Aq, Sunsets Wailard 106 weerrrrrrtitcrrttrr criti rtttit tits Stet ttt tee i Wieden |. Well. te telt.cen. ine Sata a MATER? + HVERBET STAR AGENCY—tomer hve Sotaller Av. Geucet, 2600 tt . = dee op ‘i eine In that everybody han grows r Ope con ; -" 12 par month De 08 fit eng 3 , old xo mnoh faxter Chan I have Hivered by mall eo catthe, No free copies 4 F ‘ 4 | Chieago Tribune ° e ered at the Postoffice af Seattle Was ae oF © the teer4hat s0- open * - O MAM. sOmsort ne a ' dowshoat and the pe ~~ Ooh, oot cae ‘ef ay ; simiut the hale ie due to the furtive fi Gate yr nooo aia > fuct that the optiariat bas tne : Strange, but nobody so far las nered to inquire whether “The and the pexnimist mont NOVICE TO SUBSCRInMES Main 1650) Ina Merry Widow” ie grass or sod The Malice of Woman » a giving wu are # pertest Diplomatic Reply Ha Are the curly Kate . zoe Women (on the operating t ’ oar * al Doctor, tll did | ne Mame-—Nateral? 1 should sw under the chi from he own hair Haltimore . — Surge madam, not one! America a word that your family phystefan i ‘ Mre wrich never wears an -. have necessarily vat ‘ ays, 1 Moha edan of Boy of 18 bas started writing | thing that becomes her — ' plays for BH bern. Just star No; she is simply a waste of} the Syrian quarter is er astic as to Christma Phere ed, oh? Odd, but it seems an if we ehothes St. Louis Post-Dis 4 ee ) : 1 " soon ome of hile . od teh are half a dozen New Year days in every big cit : Mv ol ‘ toh born ems ma x t ! t tt Why ts it . Witte te an honest urchia That a man has the ning fever of] y. Mr CW nd ' unt ¢ Toul ut every chance | the worst when he can't garden obing ; I mite t ra the La ay; and M al dla nul te emg RE ce Et of real nt ew s where there is no cemetery ' His last merger was an utter 2 epee - ’ ae , “The LIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS GONE OUT FOR ME.” Just for that ma out a pair failese. j t © t of ow But 2 n« he Down to Willie's tae to wear 7 | and n rcdiate prospect of one. But we are all in on the) a ss silanes sed iin: ition iat Wille’ ta How mom ee festival of All Fools The light of the world has 1 — cA ag pln diny ber i The Usual Delusion I with pleasure, but it wouldn't go. Oi tated Sk ie naire—and when the billionaire ar- {0 for me. Stars, moon and wan], 04°00 my shoulder, “lowe you You haven't heen back here be | —Kansas Cit are on the blink as fr as I'm com with all my heart 1, Not even e nd Hor ne robin or) Now that's what I call an arttette prelude to @ proposal, "Yeswm rives it will embrace unimaginable wealt! \ ' at | \ ber be can shin. | et” meemeien Mowe, ° ; ie , ing on both sides of the street and) "sp, you love me?” 1 whispered amed © en he began life brought 1 Br : dre oO ee egan me with a new hat on could wake|+y.qummm!” said Edwin, in 1s er pare Nothing but plenty to ea ane yspepsia, perhay « hes to joy in my soul again ne mad buret of passion | pressed It seome utterly needle peite him to may wildly DOA ting NO86, 804 lh qua a, ED Wear: and a house to live in. He cannot wear re than one gown t fact Edwin refueed exclaimed, “He mine! Let ua slope * . * 7" - sie ' me! And after me spending nearly tonight! That's my idea of @ real ’ ‘. ss Pat ata time, eat more than © regulation ff " $10 on him—to be quite ex $9.67. blown-in-the-hottle proposal : on a hor Tite in more than one house. He is set off his fell nd | have not yet refun Dad With @ shriek thal echoed through in to | the palatial balls, he jumped to his feet and pressed hin band to bi jow fell in the music heart. Never will I forget the ex rwed to take Kx Last Minute to Buy men by two walls; the one is his conte - al their antagonism to him, He denies veher room at Hdwt Ouse pression on his face Do you realize that Kaster will be here in two weeb - tl the . . s shed on: The lights were low and row Ob, jam tt all!” he exclaimed more-—and what bave you done about your new sult’ Open B q 4 ee en ene canes expen They cast a pluk glow ‘over Hd. “you've broke my last olga: Account with us and pay e little down and a litle at @ time rushes! he could get his great wealth by no other process. He arted cheeks Aad, anywa added, “Tm ' 1 . + a ‘ All kinds of brushes slaughtered for three da out for happiness through riches. Fate says to hi “April d myself beside him on a not going to get aged till leap Rage ogy B.4 ae pray sort aA... _ — Mair vee * diven in Turkish corner and be yeer I'm baving too much (tae toth a : wold at Fool! gan to snoggic. He did not resist fun —— wuhesrd of prices. The Quaker has always been headgnarten 4 Phe poor man is a charter member of the April Fool order) ome a — SECOND AV. AND UNION ST. ‘our brushes for @ third leas at our stores thas a ‘s bir He has the right to the opportunity of working for a living A LEGACY WITH A STRING TO IT “SEATTLE’S RELIABLE CREDIT HOUSE” MONDAY, TUESDAY AND WEONESDAY go You can buy them at less than one-half the auusl charged other dealers. For th days only any brash pat owe 25 PER CENT OFF. Tooth Brusher * Tooth Brushes Tooth Brushes Yet he may be out of work and denied the chance to labor anywhere el, | “ SsEF extept at the consent of some other mar There are unused Regular Regular Regular FAVORITE SUMMER GEVER AGES. opportunities in plenty; but he is idle, held up as by the hair of the head, kicking futilely like a snared squirrel, unable t . a A because of all Hottled Drink Regular 56 Tooth Brushes his feet to the solid ground of self-employment. He has the those made by the Pactfie @ Hegular Nail Broshes ballot, bat he docs not use it to remedy the evils that make Puget Bound Bottling Co, are the Regular SOc Nail Brushes Goterts recognized standard of merit. All Regular $1.00 Hair ft wert Regular $1.25 Hair Brushes Regular $2.09 liair Brushes I] Regular See Rath Brushes We have thousands of patterns to select from aba Raa prices--can't begin to enumerate them all bere, Bick eat thet brush you want and then pay the clerk Jost 26 per Gant lem thas] the price marked on the tag invigorating, refreshing and healthfal qualities that carbor ated bevera onteain are secu ed by the care and #kill exercised to retails the perfect favor and tx bottle them tn a thoroughly pure sanitary and perfect mannes He believed that popular government would make his lot easy. and bring “good times I result peeps at him the bread lines and soup kitchens, and croaks “April Fool!” Phere were people who belicved that when the worl came Christian there would be mo want, and that because men PACIFIC & PUGET SOUND The Quaker Drug Company BOTTLING COMPANY Two Sto Phones 927 1013-1015 FIRST AV——— — 406 PIKE 87, See. TER Fear." gb* ki consent to be loved their neighborsas themselves, no one wow rich while others were poor. The modern state of Christendom * whats the latest! Some rich relative hee tabfat of money Hub, he'll never touch it as tong as it's in 4 te shows more love and gentleness than the ancient world, but we! jen ¢ are going fast toward the most unchristian LONDON SAYS STOP= and privileges. We are saying to St. Pa apostles oy who “had everything in common,” “April Fe j Three great doctrines are preached everywhere, and never practiced 1 trade hey are democratic governmer cal free . orem Dae no are ie gg NEW ORDER ' and carry home some of his goods that he is selling cheap in his - And yet we are getting on Toward every | goal sets — a gree ANNUAL EASTER SALES ied to find the way of just collective life So one eS ter another has failed, broken down, g wild avage or decadent and rotten, just because they « d Rever find the way to live together righteously and justly And there are many who fot as they did. But we should $1.25 AND $1.50 VALUES Embroidery EASTER SILK SALE Sale this The people of the world never had t po to read and Reautiful $1 abd $1.60 Silks go on sale Thursday. The : ee lot con of Rajah Stiks, all shades, the season's avrite so universally before, they never had the ballot, they mont mlar weave; also neat shadow stripe me ulerstood the principles of liberty, they mever had the a oka black and re | hrist Ne ‘ul neal 66 eis W Thureday will see values in white checks, all sizes, besides this sale that are Christianity ; 1a ceed t c To all Embroidery which have never other designs too numerous to cated elsewhere. Mate, love e say: “You're kicking a brick’ April Foot! yet been equated in this city. mention - the nee oe ly ones: Poet ee, | And you, ge ler, who } it ang A new record will be made in ings are here, and silks that in fancy braids ind you, gentle reader, who have read this article, thinking tas tacueen eee Guts Gansastes, trast’ bei tae pala: § = that 1 would find it one of those humorous, cx la oan . looms; not one plece lees than season's choicest cf provoking, first-of-April screed t's on yeu, too. Yor j lawn and Natavog 27 inches wide, which Is of chiffons, ribbons and . i i m've read It was the first format seaston of | Mutter a» of a chicken yard at feed ; mies. “a eawenely great importance to the drone Others ask and readily area rious editorial, and y have te go home and think | the United Daughters of Congress: | ing time In the press gallery, whare eens weneee Se makers. We anticipate a bie | < v , ; hes; ; real bargain hb on this one-day special | abe hether you want to or not Phe biggest joke of the | men, and it was marked by an un all the fashion and fi pertodt rome hana Bap iy + rush on thé eda, ¥ ] shop early in the morning and eday at YARD DRESS GOODS cals Were represented | Sa ses fortunate misunderstanding Will the late a APRIL FOOL!" : sean 1 dia (but the fan did jreds of different get first chotee ‘Ty lady with the sinister the assemblage | tresses yield me five minutes of her fail to see the values we offer at— “rns for your choosing. at, per yard burt it) as a | tte eweetly interpored a red » member who hed seen. thre pogdat woumie iS tan Crone i $1.75 Black Brilliantine Luster, $1.19. ee SEATTLE’S PUBLIC LIBRARY in the capital rome fo ®/ wien of my time whee | have ope - Our regular $1.75 quality Black Brilliantine: Luster, tmport of personal privilege ken but three minutes?” re ed direet from Bradford " beautiful black; looke ihvaenttienTieancitabend ies: ; Menaclten? aaah | @eacdian ‘tap tual tee ee lke #itk, shakes the dust spot, aud wears well e “Pigg . ‘ the Speaker I'll give it to her,” said the rT de certainly the ba of the seasons ete any good reason why Seattle's publie librare 1 have been od by the|speaker. “She has a litle bust ae Se prise, per yare Should close at 9 o'clock i bone daughter of o or,” whe said, | Rese that has ©. K'd by the E saicin ca re ae ‘ She refused wiedee my |Comanittce on re ' ° MORNING SPECIALS & Tha rat a reade The Star wr equallty on the ground that | am 8 To harmonize onr differenqe 8:30 TILL NOON ONLY. I want to study at night,” he writes’“but I don’t ect rar of the lower house. F de | Whieh are but tr ry,” the dor-| ihe Danish Cloth, all colors, including cream, yard .12%¢ w 0), and then it's & ‘ I can get to the libr es » volee my indignation at this |feltopped member said, “1 heave) $1.00 Black Taffeta Silk—-%6-ineh, yard ? ‘ e hb y jeney to form an inner clrele in | his resolution to report favorably i9e M » Skirting, black and colors, yard . Heavy Twilted In ar they p coup { hours \ atic zation He . 3 me the Unt R S5e Plaid Silks, yard : me White; worth 12%§e; t ri , ber father used to be a corn ied Daughters Congress — | he Lr e; S24nch avy bine, cardinal and brow cial sale . 5 th n th jorning i But Set | men frowns down upon ell | anges 8 we 2inet vy bi dinal and b a A price, | lee a You can't gét ir , \ Murr of vexation were heard.| caste within ita rerehip Se Black Mercerized vane Tan and . mem be burried in| and ignore al dintine \ 5 ~ Cotton ter rine ble ’ us public [from the cloak rooms, scenting a| tons except alrendy es | —at— AP Wool Mitek Alte S¢inch; yard reweling = Sibrarie ‘ po teaprptices : ees pete Sane apes. een me nting | tetiiahed ta esliaunten an The All-Silk Crepe de Chine d Towsllegt Gem eta! pl ak eg as a a stately bru-| clety e , ttle € at the site wide of the This was adopted almost waant : ‘ ; , a { peas ' nm why , {chamber tounced to her fect and|@ously amid cheers, although © few | 0 TICE | Twine Shopping Bags. Lace Special. White Diaper Clothtt i ildin't ‘ 1 4 . took recognition without the form meme thought de 1@¢ Good Shopping Nag, Th Tove pnp wading ide: spect "| in't rema | 10 rf k, or perhaps | ality of demanding it. “The ine ku, daughters of door Pen 4 Y * ¢ th tedertinn te t é aaa n If there a I xeople wh uld 1 with the pharmacal topknot ali but ladies w ———— i Strong Yarn Shopping Ht w nserting to match; a i “ 7 patro pkn me F 9 it ? o'clock ’ ie j Z : her own door,” | fathers past, present or pros. | oe ae one , ne Sine 8 ize nap Mr. London picked up J White Lime vert " d be pe remain late no confl.|Pective congressmen should have Large Size Shopping Bag in Now York, and we wish to special sale Sea the I aay that she ia guilty | been specifically excepted from the ‘ i Ise share a good th wiih: won . . . ‘ . p tering a ‘holier declaration © Extra Large, Good-Handle aoe ya . ida ’ public lib also ‘ She and other memb Hut there are those who say @hat ‘ ne Be We worth regularly up to 10¢ a C s One must ring the hourg:| Whe are priva tarles totheir| the clause “all social distinctions 7 © Shop ne linen wars yard Thursday, a yard Fesey Lawes set 1 rf ' 4. have forme Salaried | ©xCept those al ostablished in mm & covered metal han to; 12-yard et P dt is of f | Daughters’ Five O'Clock Tea club, | Washington contaiaie dle; Thurada 656 boit c a; spacial sale ee and if this isn't promoting @ false | Joker big enough to entirely nullity price, 7mS 25 $ ’ rae ae : : j aristocracy in what onght to be a| the resolution ‘ : pite Baby ‘ b be kept | representative boc ys Hamilton Brown Shoes. R. Corsets $1.00 Baby Flannel—Wh a ag : tomes os ae ty, 1 don't know | TO SEE BATTLESHIPS &G. ane y Flannel; special sale {Tc $2 tl a Madame the Speaker rapped vig-| Take boats at Pier 2 Ten reatimd ® price, yard mn i ™ . 1 and there was a) (7106 daily. poli Senting—Obl tomgths ant oe G _ Bur ors, in colored bumtiiisy em foe cone yo 9 oct POOL 24 CENTS PER CUE] PSOO Reward = ie ard for some of , c weg? ' For any ease of alcoholiam that ‘ of the Universal Batting—Large, Fiutty Roll @ to wet © the idea that t ‘1 neial y os : Ll PP yee: oy ,Pool Room 1 nuot cure in from 3 to & ‘ Ww Cotton Batti ft U v y in, yew 2 wool te : we do, it’s probabl rt oe ays J. B. BRISKOIS, Sib. welsh special ‘e | Globe Hotel, sale price, per Poll ..« Star reader who wa A. C. LADD, Prop |] Cor. Firat Av. and Mal a