The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 30, 1908, Page 4

} ecows id voult make ber look chick, ha, ha, hat 4 ° THE SEATTLE STAR—MONDAY, MARCH 30, 1906. A . , ~ a story ab a?” 3 | i. Write it now while | wa one : BY STAR PUBLISHING CO 1907-1309 Seventh av. put 1 can't » mt crea meee Ontineg y, ERY AFTE 2ON EXCEPT SUNDAY | 4 ou wi ma wait, | u6 | pull ont Teleort — es | He Visite the Barth Special Correspondent and Makes Wireless BY JOSH would patch , I da pm tbe Koy, eophones 1 ‘ ¢ a Private exchanges connecting all parte of the i i Observations in Hie Notebook. oe poe < wn } ve to hove it wip be duliding — Sunset, Main 1050 and Independent, 441. cIQiitienm } a oa are y he ‘eXe\attaed gayest Ask for the department or the mame of the person Sekt | A Werd From Josh Wiese let on threetach bindle pe r i * ae T Raed thea aod | be of canary colored tat - pres Sry ae - S) WW OAD TRAE OF CARTAN BEES | | ae ere ten a top ot a pile of ! * youl ike jes BALLAD STAR AGENCY—001 Baliwrd Av, Guncel Ba RK, Bea 80//¥ LnencrD Ww DEsThOVIVG House, | Sante Ore Rip ( chin in her hands she Of cour” 1% BVENKTT STAR AGENCY ~ meal ra eee } oo anne AS AMANS OF HASTENIVG PROCESS | | , lruching off your shirt waist ably at me ' 10 ty igh ed on “ w io per w » we W PESTROCTION, MADE USE Of APPARATUS | “Complainin ie ad wish phaut erows 4 een You shomd lag ‘ttm, vered by mail oe cal | RRS COWMAING SMOKL, MUD AND NOISE } a habit. Get th’) aie and # joint fork will give a 1 a MORY ip peered , 2 w ion oe Sau wen | . A TMCNED FO APPARATUS WERE Lowe \ | habit — Out O° YOUR) vunty effect If used as hat ping I snatched up sot = me AATIFTCTAL SNAKES mmm OVE FART A=) | ayetem, } sess 1 » my nel ; MAL. SURSCRINERA- = your subenrty acres } | BEING F/DGETED AROUND PARKING ff Maybe ive 2 ow Nasturtium Vor 4 the toe it i awe ft ne - . "4 . Jporting Kaito eres a tAlow yo 4 im Beosin NY” OTHERS THROUGH HORN, on the telephone wants to know : hw Taat of i geal NOTH ould ¥ t The mar te reget S 7 — what is “In vino veritas he her ef he r , * 4 : | ~ No Red Fire; No Nolee. Horticultural Editor: I've fost] # h “ 1 neldeata tna . should tise It more t please Wwiephone | «And so Mixes Goldrocks bas been | my floral catalog, but take a chanc aceful . | ina , -d fe edded' Why, I didn't hear @ word }and tell him {t's a eros bet the di 4 te . a | Of course not; she didn't marry | iv aving her } { . : , ja foreigner hide he TRUSTS; THE CHILDREN OF PRIVILEGE bec | The City Man's Ode A love ' j Spring Lamb. Oh, the sweet breath of nature in| dectared I cle uiled. @ ‘ - Mary had a little lamb | ap of ¢ i ond as * 8 lovely sory | In Mareh she slaughtered It, | Tt oe meadow Oral we ven a . ‘ " ‘ e ¥ { ‘ ‘ he J. P.M | ve with the proceeds bought plain " " t ef ded on ta ndoubtedly ppej | And , f 1 tunnt herself [ite witehery stir ain hetly ‘ h o senting or ths 6 the 4 na i gan & Co, pro bar « at An auto exquisite A quickening are in wm ede alr « y Union. ~ : tat ? For a whiff of the soil at the I hesten . NO. 17, Onda ur y, on “Cory Modern | ‘ repeats tl " » Will give an fe . The balance bought her a balloon tow didu't « ty this ev, yl i leclaration tl he tru are here to stay == ; 4 | And high she soared tn air (With #’m'other guy holding the frou corner of my eye, & ta hall ening a Ba F —s i " , lat higher still her lambkin rose reins.) 8 ; wal But just be R t, like Mr, Perkins, say} i, | Upon the billof-tare | oie = — § \ ; Philadelphia Bulletin, | THIS 18 THE TIME OF » t rrea ep 4 108 One Way trying to find new rhymes for “ero ; as Perk " ce ‘ FS You say you sold your phono- | eus ore na proereas :t ruit of steam and electricity | leraph fo than it you A Young Hopful BY. F. W. SCHAEFER » } Yeu; the man in th fat 1 see That Brewer Blerstetn’s But are the As a matter of fact they are the result of Ihought i." —t, Lavaie t-Dis-| baby is loyal to the trade Osgar und Adolf Are Overpowered by the Gorgeous v7 WEOUSNESS Of the . i ¢ | patch | “In what way? Styles in Feminine Headgear ed Pr ege; the trait mopory | | | “it will drink nothing but malted Pert ea Nahe el Trust chiefly in { silmati hae the “etarees mith | , St Senge er “gg } man wonders why be did such a " Let us take at te ee eerie z ae = foolish thing.—Chicage News Heslop many oer al panes Cool oor INQUISITIVE EDWIN, oly the Connellsville, Pa., fields, yield the best coking a - | stayed ; By F. W. Schaefer It also owns extensive gas lands i A ass | “Saw, maw Does that make it Swiss b tion of the great Masaba and other Northwestern dep te veh Stalk peor imal Seabeel Lie yee , o ; , Re How do they get the holes in HBAR undrec nore af so than it can use in thousand vear Wh they make the lace “ied ow : j a hundred, more of some than an tise a PB a Bagman 0 i It purposely has got and continue get possession of all it But it ain't lace, thout it's got Well, ve got shoe laces, but | 2 : ; holes, ix it maw , they ain't got no holes in ‘em : can in order to keep other possible users ott Kdwte Leave the room and permit me " On top of these privileges this trust own eral sh how do they get the to finish ‘Lady Lingerte’s Last , : P . 2s iain ace they put round the Lover, or: How Lord Lumbago Was a Hines—vessels.and railroads—and has favorab Cope oee lace, then Lured Away by & Linsoue Little with many others Child, you will yet drive me to Laliapalasa of a Lacemaker Be . Mt ke lace * vn re CLT En 1) | distraction aw, k © lace My { color der spring hat disbim All these privileges give killing advantages ove all Where do they get the holes No, Edwin: that ie wet one of | Ocgar 7 van my competitors; and with the few large ones that exist in particu | maw? my accompliahmen Riot? Id ise more disturbance as a Sout Al . c tidy Mesilla sareaanan Why, the holes are just ai | “E didn't think you could maw lotion, Adolf — lar lines, it cam ar ee ee ee Ob, they'r Mra Kaockenberger said you was IT Now! Vell, 1 wane gladness [ am nod my vite, or bvoult hel One of these “agreements” we witnessed the other evning at I suppose so. «0 fat, lacing wouldn't do you any vou of dose confegtions to buy ° ere’s air bale “4 OY FRANK H. WILLIAM - é ‘ 4 a@dinner in New York, J. P. Morgan, at the conclu announce Well, theres sir hates in: pow's | gred: | This t-aleo the time of y bd Fool! Diss wass nota confegtionery; dian waese hat. Does that make it a lace hat Hut “maw” wasn't too fat to give! This Is a Sa Eecsewr beeen Write 4 story about me t belief so, from der brices, Put vot a vealt of poses ended ing that the price of steel would remain the same for the ensu No, No, NO Rawin « lncing that did HIM some | TOM ei tace pong veal! down pay |clilmed the Pretty Neighbar s rough charlotte russe dere, vich sports dree packs ais went A Swixe cheese has holes in it good. be Bair — i denly appearing in the doorway is a bunch of Mags, o kivert of kraut, alah Te <a ae ae om |™ | She viewed me archiy, her bands! gaoch a luxurtousness follatch diss year : The trusts will “stay” only so long as these privileges stay | Why te te apes the eetata an some age ‘Ob, | presumably dey use more fertilixzer, ha, ha, tel” o . 7 tru - m> pewriter our ai hee ere on ic * ly bi ante But let the government build and operate a few trunk line rail tb That if you let the coal run out, |MY irvewriter, sarprined Ot den ET Tem Vick les pertly'e Mrt's nos und partly « not roads, and what would become of the present railroad privi MY LEAP YEAR COURTSHIP 9 the weather turns colder at Once? | fective her pose tle sid tab eiehed hee s o mater elp to ma y serve such trusts longed ber gare for a 1 ‘Of a surety’ Der battern wees cat oid alt a ax” leges that so materially help t ake and preserve . t a } Prematurely Vernal then ran behind my chatr, rempling Look, | eee @ bicture hat. 1 can i, Or tax all land heavily, according to its market value, and} |Oaly March—an ca serpent’s allay my hair in her customary man Dot? Why, f na ovate y steel, coal, o »pper, timber, pap: , } ready been seen / t ‘eream ance « de boarding homse. Similar trusts would play dogs-in-the-manger with land con-) }A sea serpent like that must be TO SEE SATTLESHIPS Oh, tan det der quection of der onvuuxt- Tan taining wature’s materials. The tax would make them p (EOITED BY JESSIE M. PARTLON.) | deucedly green Take boats at Pier 2 Tew round) once fedders on 4 sky plece, ef id wane for a olt hem® s Not to know the resorts are still trips daily. G00 round trip. ooo} Why, bi what they could not use. Users for these released natural op | cloned, —______ { rtunities wonkl spring into the field. e With competition among employers, wages would rise while the price of products would fall The trusts would no long with us. In their stead natural, healthy enterprise would receive a stimulus, and the country at large would prosper BAD CIGARS—“WISE” JUDGE—SICK BABY The judge has decided for bad cigars and against babies ued ‘The way courts can twist a va t ection of human liberty into a device to bring about human destruction, is one of the marvels of modern times. “A man’s ho tle” is a fine old pri sh common done splendid service for liberty. Lately bacco trust and other concerns have turned it int kill children The tobacco trust, for instance; iw large cit entire block of tenements. The tenements ar with lar lamities of children Phey are giv stripping tobacco, and at the end of a week or rent due frow wages are deducted from the The factory inspectors, when they come law ies around and has device ta leases an rented to people nm employment at nth the child's the parents find the mother and father, and children of all ages down to four years at work from early in the morning until 10 and 11 o'clock at night, stripping tobacco. Every child labor law ever passed is violated in spirit, and while the compulsory education laws are sufficient to make some of the children g they do not apply to thos children too young to to school, Nearly all the childre have sore eyes and other diseases. due to handling the t 0 Efforts to protect these children have uniformly failed “because,” say the wise judges, “if a man’s house is his casth he and his children m do what they like iv i In England, which is an old fogy country, they have st ped such labor both in fa r mil in here With us, how ever, property still counts a little more than life, and a bad cigar has more standing i rt than the happiness of a child ication _— 1 unde yor a ater, Mr. Giraff food hard on your Don't know t reaches m omach I've eaten lan't 1 so much forgotten th “EOWIN SAID HE WANTEO SOME LOBSTER NEWBURG AND A COL DO BOTTL Iv. Edwin's appetite is some thing awful! 1! borrowed a five twin to give up gotng out between the acta? It doesn't appear seemly semehow for Really Buperimpose on the heb one Rranite saucepan, first snipping off your season beforelact’s coat anit Take boats ot First Aid to Millinery How to make a merry widow hat heme.—Take one bicycle wheel dee handle with an ax Biiteh « wine colored velvet tre “FO GEE BATTLESHIPS Pier 2 Ten ro round (rt buc The most 1 seniticant y and grocer is moneyback Signifies fairness between ou Your grocer returns your money you don't like Schillings Best eee » pay bim Once said to his boy: “Nathan, it is not what thee reads that makes thee am, is not what the that makes thee fat: nor what thee carne that makes thee rich, the man one foves spot from Dad before starting to the and hopes to marry to be gaing out but what thee theatre last night and | have ex-/before the curtain is quite down eaves,” actly 13 cents thie morning and coming back after it ja more : ; “t This caving Habit way here in w phew of ‘le than half way up smelling oo aad we will cote be acquired ‘througn not like. I'm afraid I never will! brandy and sodas. 1 shall cw organs are still in tie. ctondy: can: 6F-@ learn to spend w even on the |have to Apeak to Edwin about th oenen sere & i without thinking of | It tx acthing of which I could nev We do pot agree to perform our bank. | a regain counter and the approve! miracios, but we are competent [perfect love of a bat f saw on! There ix more in this courtahip om te been EK Oe Clark st. the other way. It was in| stunt than appears on the surface Pe Paar, O° Cae & show window and was marked | After the show | attompted to steer |§ Ve Fam to see you talk to ing my pin money | could have it | skelier, where you can get only |g C™™™ine yo ore U i in five weeks beer and ham sandwiches, but no! |g Ye epee But not 1 must summon some be wade for SansSoucl the ———- panties wedlly-« pte manly courage to my aid. Does a dead jump. Said he didn’t care for [fe trans i" Ss i 54 & think of a perfectly gor- “quaint” places, what he wanted |g “morres ind. 4 avings waister rt he could! was some lobster Newburg and a t he is blowing | cold bottle Te ust Cc Never. I muat Now, do you know I used to hear conn’ rh HAMMOND. Px c. out follow his example, but it certa brother Jack tell how mean sd : . ‘ fa hard I wonder if | would dare ask Bd. bet I I do now, sirls were in this respect, never belleved it before Not in a Milk Trust) Horlick’s Malted Milk The original and genuine Avoid cheap substitutes At your Soda Fountaia A glass of Horlick’s Maited Milk—hot—makes a delicious and tefreshing tunch on « cold day Ask for Horlick’s At All Druggiste Stiering the powder in hot water makes a nour whing. digestible food | drink, better than tea or coffee—no cook A oupful—-hot—on retir- | ing induces reatful sleep. Dr, Anderson's Dr SECOND AND CHERRY Sant tartur ¢ TOMORROW Will be the last day the prettiest designs and styles for wom en and the most up-to-date cuts for men if for no other reason than to see what will be worn this year, it will pay you to come and see Mistress Fashion's favorite apparel EASTERN OUTFITTING CO.\«:) SECOND AV. AND UNION ST. “SEATTLE’S RELIABLE CREDIT HOUSE” of the opening are on display Fedders in nod so mooch fashionably youst now, boultry hase gone up, ha, ba, haf** lease ner, your attention! Der manetchmend: taformation dot after Faster any laty accombanied by & serfatory in der disgeese of a bat vill get a galfaniened Of course nod DOWN-TOWN STORE $013 -101S FIRST AVENUE Brushes! Ali kinds of brushes slaughtered for three days, Hislt jf Cloth, Hat, Naf!, Tooth and Rath Brushes to be soldat unleard of prices. The Quaker has always been : brushee—it's one of our bobbies. You can always be sare-ot bay { your brushes for a third less at our stores than else. | MONDAY, TUESDAY AND wee * IB You can buy them at leas than one-half the usual HH ower dealer. For three days only any brush in our stock at ; 25 PER CENT OFF. ‘ 'E Regular 18 Tooth Brashes if Regular the Tooth Brushes { 25 Tooth Broshes 18 Regular S0c Tooth Brushes iQ Reguiar %5c Nail Brosbes if Reauiar Sc Nail Broshes $1.00 Hair Brushes > Hair Brashes $2.00 Hair Brushe ve Bath Hrushes oe » have thousands of patterns to select from at all prices—can't begin to enumerate them all bere, Pit om brush you want and then pay the clerk just 25 per cemt lem the price marked om the tag The Quaker Drug Company Two Stores. 1013-1015 FIRST AV. , _——s FAVORITE SUMMER AGES. “wade by the Rael Sound Bottling On ast & recognised st invigorating, carbon: healthful qualities ated beverages ed by the care and skit ‘and etain the perfect Maver Ue them in @ thoromebly and perfect manne” ss to sanitary PACIFIC & PUGET BOTTLING CO Phones 927. Fiy On The SEATTLE-TACOMA 35e—-Round Fa FOUR ROUND TRIPS LBAVES SEATTLE ~ and 10:25 & pm " LEAVES TACOMA — ES m. and 12:15, $288 and 72 U. SEELEY, Jr, Agent. 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