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Spelt OL0-UNCLE-JOE, PLAIN, HOMESPUN CITIZEN, SOCIETY MAN, STANO-PATTER, AND HIS BOO Ma Kimeelf.” It ts merely that in due the the dign LA ~ nk on § sa ihe habit of home office And wo it goes yea Dear-Old-Unete ha won the “ala -Citinen-sitt on-the- Lid He has ) role of Hol Strings for Une played m. As oh committee on apy to stand fc priationn he dispensed fave etn a simple © }muoh as he dispenses fay bad euch an ® t item godw gpoke in ho and “Your tton out” were im was poor, b ees he id pass on ¢ ithe people love that type mm. And it means a tot parceunan people » lon of these mn be found vy ig ready at any a ant act for your harbor & lot if you are er a m the South fe use of such diape vation of & ing power moans friends rain claim ard who« “You're not the whole shoot of party—for Beart match, lared Dear-Old-Unole Por they are Joe when Gompers Uneietoe, and gre protesting tn lively sense of f Bee ee poyhon m his bo! Se cape knit w a tt make any Christ Cutting brush S in the river bottoms © the way be began hi UacleJoe has faa bell of a big TH i : 1 . vi * 33 © Nobody ought to how | “Well, my boy, this is a helt } deter than Dear-Old | S ey ® big country. And thle tariff ie al } whom wondrous qpportas » hell of a big subject There are See have tranaformed. For Dea lof big subjects. Now ther ch, now; and the Joe is ri * [delegation in here the other ¢ j that wanted,” etc | ora ‘of his speech and the are adout the . and so forth ‘ef his Lincotnesque be- | Speaker Yeu As l was saying & hell of a big country, and the t itt is a hell of & big subject jwhat are you came first to DearOid fa the form of a bare ‘Mbino Brother—an odd Dick ‘Duarilie kvows——who had an eet phenomens! Knack of ma it? Man comes down here fr Saeeay. They hitched up to | Massachusetts and wants the tartft aed the tow-headed brother jtaken off of hides. He makes shoos Se the Wicked partner of the and ats the material free. Man Gd the politics foans and dicks developed into a band ; and the banking bus!-} what would nowadays be he wants the | Didew | want hides coming tn from Ve tuela tariff doubled CHARACTERISTIC POSE OF SPEAKER CANNON, rofthe Pu now white building for your town | “ ° | ‘ aire | 18 tn “ the | on | to} » ry w | ‘ ne ing |. to him | behalf of organized | labor about the way labor legisla: | tion fared tn the house. For Dear Old-UncleJoe had found tt nec sary to load the committoes against [the passage of any “radical legista | tion.” And the “loads” Dear-Old | Put on were effective | That was another tine he did/ The Plain-Citizen-Sitting-on-the-Lid. | tariff, and he will say words like | | thie | starved Ask Dear-Oid-UneleJoe about the | was a “Put in regard to the tariff, Mr This ts and & to do about | Comes down here from llinots, and BB os OF THEM POKER GAMES IN WALL ST. THE SEATTLE STAR—THURBDAY, MARCH 12, Joe ing the | | of diay et} ar MOTHER ILLINOY: BYE-BYE, He raises cattle and don't 80 what the devil are you mM company; and the frost going to do about it? Let's wait | Ville, in summer tt minus collar) modern and classic to apply to gar Gd what trust companic junti! they get together ‘and such surplusage of starched | DearODid-UncieJoe But the same ¥: hen Ryan, Wideo ger ps ce <2 gee Again the Plain-Citizen-Sitting. | Parephernalia—and hold ttle) Plain”. Citizen - Sittingon-the-Lid al. want to double wine that flowed as long as any-/Oothelid. Sometimes they cal! | 408s,” “straits around the corn folder - of - the - Purse - Strings, r pbbied the public body stayed. For ghere ts nothing | it wtunding pat.” DearOid Sad other things that go in Dan! Waichdogofthe-Treasury, Stand of Danville and » wear” about DearOld-VacleJoe, | knows about “standing pat.” He Ville poker. And they do say b@/ Pater, homespun Uncle Joo is the eoantry. And being an The snatcher it made |}by those early years have at last ome. For many years be came to Washington they survived, but they finally have been | lived down. Dear(Oltd ts an easy spender now up to the kitchen table, ove Dear-Old Homes im a fasbtonat Geta into a spike tailes Right for dinner Dear doves 4 spike tailed Deer(Oid-UnecleJoe ts alo de dearly lores a «ix voted to “soctety There Tt ip not so much | time-—but that te all gone by te It te the social tikes now to "ge t and and | does “xo ont knows abont ‘et it all. And be loves “social precedence, and = has ¥ Of Night California | raised an texue with the White ad dr K offen to the ¢ House over whetber somebody else t Sparkling Muid that had been invited to dinner abead alize that here is an op ; from the bottom jof him. And be refused to come * Blass. to dinner. Of course aga plata ct Unele-Joe Whes civ-/inen he “cares nothing about it for He gives them often: -———— nm ad ibe spent $7.00 for a vin a splendid banquet A Guests, spread hall of the Wil ALS T MANSEN peat is hen. Mica M. Ormston. Five Cent Day Friday is) Well-Known Faultless Spray Pump, Band Flowers; your only chance 25c buy this article for .. . Sterling Slicer, 25¢. Se the Handy Sterling Vegetabie Slicer; the kind we have been demonstrat ing; should be in every kitchen; for one to a cus tomer Friday, only 29€ Extra! Soap Extra! One package of the well known Gold Dust and 3 packages of the wonderful Aero Soap Powder, 4 pack Bean Jar, 25¢. There are just five doren in in white, ecru and brown. on the order, and sires are whisper. Cholce at 12 Pkgs., 25¢. H. Lilly's Fa for the W« Vege $6.00 to $8.00 Bath 0 * ao. Made of figured Ge mn fla Special Lot of Red Wing a ta te bineiat coho Garden S« 2 hun Pottery Co.'s Brown Heavy style, trimmed with satin j Glazed Halif-Gelion and confined at the waist seh “ with a heavy cord. Are oe full and long and were for merly $6.00 and $4.00 Balls, 25¢. Big Stick Sale $3 45 price re ' importec x catia Water Jug, 25¢. 100 Full Blown, Clear Cry tal Gla Polished Water Jug a special pur worth double hase this ‘Sad Iron, 25¢. Well-lerior ensil Tron, for “No one can match these China Cuspidor, 25¢. this morning Fancy China Decorated Cuspidors, in as tints One crate of styles They ar priced spe See Our Line of edging and inserting or wit played in the window a factor in causing the the exceptionally attractive apec Several hundred in the habits of economy ground fn loves to get into a kitchen chatr out in Dan FRIDAY IS GARMENT DAY In the Cloak and Suit Department inducements are.most extraordinary One has only to glance at our windows or to read the items quoted here to re ments that one can use to good advantage at the present time. $6.00 to $8.00 Net Waists, $1.95. $6.00 and $8.00, but it t« impossible to duplicate want to close them out, and the Big Stick has smashed the price down to almost a $1 95 MISS COSTELLO OFFERS MUSLIN GOWNS ivery single one of them is They aj made of a splendid quatity muslin and come in and short aoe all cut full and long and are well made and finfsh@. Yokes and sleeves are beautifully and Although all $1.00 values, the Big Stick has been Bargain Spot—25c Popular Novels, E ach likes to win. The reactionary” of 1908—the opponent term “reactionary is tool of the Roosevelt policies the one portunity to really save a good bit of money on gar Here Is What Miss Ormston Says: “While in New York L secured the Skirt Bargain advertised for tomorrow, and those garments are cer tainly great values for the money. The Shirt Waists, the House Gowns and all the other special offerings | are most extraordinary. While some of them are odd lots, every garment is desirable, and you will note that in many instances they are being sold away below | half price.” The Big Stick has compelled no greater attractions, Skirts Worth Up to $15 at $5.95 | Thin le & special assortment of fine Cloth Skirts, that were made up especially for ua from factory ends of $1.00 to $2.00 a yard dress materials. You can figure it out for yourself, Tomorrow's price scarcely pays for the cost of the goods alone. But of course | we bought them at a bargain, and that is how we are able to sell you such « bargain tomorrow. Included tn the lot are volles, pan amas, broadcloths, taffetas and fancy suiting skirts. All are made up in the season's beat styles bat gored, pleated with the one 4inch band and the plain tailored. Not a single garment tn the lot could be bought regularly at lease than $5.50. Some are $10.00, some $12.00, and others $15.00 values. Choice 5.95 tomorrow at, each ......, te aoe . Shirt Waist Suits at The towest pric suit in this collection is $9.50. One ts $10.00. Another | Others are Worth more | fs $16.00. All arw good styles and good matert | als. White India tinon, with |b and embrotd- | | the lot. They come Regular values are ery trimming, Deinty colored lawns and heavier | tailored styles. All are slightly solled, but as they launder beautifully, they can be made as already broken. We | Dressing Sacques, | House Gowns, $6.95. $1.95. | Women’s House Gowns, in loose and empire effects; made from beautiful ] Pretty Dressing Sacques, of all-woot challies, lace trim med Hare and fun’s veilings and challies, in light and fmedium shades, tastefully trim Med? with lace or fancy braid to cor md with the general style of the with wide col short sleeves, These were formerly priced at $4.00 res each, The Big Stick Sale gartients. Former prices $10.00 to price tomorrow 1 95 | $18.@. Big Stick Sale 6 95 ! ie .. eee ’ PrIOM vee ' $4 garments at the price,” said Miss Cr worth $1.00. long with them variously trimmed y You can see Jace ais h embrol ial price to be placed for tomorrow at 59 Figure, OMY sssveee eeseeee veeenes c Enough to last all day assortment sree 1908 Lawn Mowers PELGER-HURLBUT 2ND AVENUE & UNION STREET » 10¢ and LBs emo MME Carthy Dry Goods Co. Sutcliffe Baxter, Bares Yoward J. Sheeban.. Menage Sele. April Designer on 1908. Inot doing thing That » been | plan @ dance for the Jackies when his If oa At times} the fleet arrives there. t} | he awed to the winds of Vault creek mine owners, Tana ine ment, He urned | distriet, today adopted a ne public sentimer when he | he $5-a-day basin was defeated ar ent a term ft The Keystone shooting case will = Danville, Since then he keeps his| be aired in the courts of Juneay, Pe eee) jour close to the source of rum-| Alaska, next week, A special venire Steamy | bling But when t ru 1g6 | has been issued, returnable are not too loud, Dear-Old-Uncle-Joe | sa | at pat | The naval@ituation on the coast bach h pages of mght f to the the ( ‘ I Record of 20 t f the gove ent and t u Young } \ 1 Filipino © ' Das tirad fanila | de ‘ ative ¢ | ae post law ( children j stra put oh ia ig 1 ny 1 the « | j am, of i on and roads | , a a, t be jagainat the of such a law at for th © of to | A .v sid must eus to ed Tom Cale. axes of 1 Congres: | nal Ke be found that | the the law | to ma James Dy um, of the miner# newspa t pound rates, or of union of Black Dian «en the voloe Old-Unete-Joe | tie t nee been heard calling for ‘ destroying under Ever at he has been | ground wire “Hingham | witt the The Hoquiam fire department | ¥e and in those days the volce| will endow a bed in the general jof Farmer Cannon was raised tr pital there mighty protest against the “tyran » of the largest lynx ever ny of the of power by the organization of the hounse How differently things look fro different points of view! Of co e Deart UneleJoe says he is not onsible for any of the things t It is “the sen Aldrich and the tr nt the is the failu the ecountr to agree that prevents a revision of the tariff; it is the infinite wisdom of committees that cause bills to be | pigeon-holed; and truth-telling writ wepapers and maga and altogeth are muck-raker er this te a hell « a big count | Cannon for president. And who JOEY, E 7 M2 ee Sos IMinoy? BRIEFS BY WIRE who says congress shall do noth-| ing. Dear-Old-Uncle-Joe is in favor of The society women of Frisco ed in the Blue Mountains was hunters re ler of W Phillip Mi homeste 4 ago, for $90 000, The tract will be placed of the market in five and ten-acre plot Colonists are flocking into the White Bluffs district and houses are springing up in all directions. hee has organized a Taft The banks at Brewster and Twisp, which failed recen will soon re Rey Eliott, a pioneer of Auburn, is dead at the age of a6 The postoffice at Prosser has been robbed and $300 taken. Pen MONTH, | Ald, Ip LA Prom" Bx Posi TiC Lone pasclia FW oy t On a 10 Sirest Lending POsit: vd ae AND Late each day you'll find still greater values awaiting sea sonable furnishings for the home. —come in everyday of this ren ily see the advantage of buying right now $4.75 price $2.35. regular value ON 478. this is an, exception: ally attrac $1.75. regular value —a@ very tive style tive and sub- reed rocker, stantial center similar to table; top picture measures 24 very strong and service inches; fancy shaped top, ular value golden oak; —in about a week we'll be ready tomove into our fine new store at Second Ave. and Pine St. the finest furniture store in the west ——— — you'll find just such removal values as these in all store departments— arkable REMOVAL tomorrow, if possible! $3.50 center table removal price attrac- able; has pretty turned reed rol all legs, odd-shap- around ed under sheif, edge ree Hicely fluished you here, on bright, new SALE, and you'll read- $1.75 good as ever by a dip in the tub. Big 1 95 i Stick price only . . * é ' | have reduced two of the tory made former values. $2.45. regular value $4.75. this attractive box | | removal price | | No. 11 Standard removal price $4.25.) regular value $6.75. seat dining chair | is of same design |—this fine box seat arm chatr, No: asarm chair; cane | has gracefully shaped value $14.50 seat, nicely finish-| panel back, high arms, ed weathered; regu- | nicely finished weathered;| No. 11 lar value $4.75; re-| re value $6.75; remov- 7.60; moval le price $2.45 —all sale prices for cash only. no sale goods held for future delivery. Standar "Led 1006 to 1016 First Avenue. no telephone, mail or C.0.0, orders taken. Seattle. during the removal sale we Oak and Ideal Oak heaters medium priced heaters to exactly | Value $8.60; removal sale price .. 15 Standard Oak heaters Ideal Oak heaters regular value al sal ue 6 No, 1% Ideal Oak heaters; reg $4.25 40'60; -comeval. ent prion te the Standard most satisfac half their Oak heaters; regular $4.25 $7.25 regular removal sale price primes i | | —all sales final; no refunds or | towed. | deliveries Tacoma. | of purchase