The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 10, 1908, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STARASTUESDAY, MARCH 10, 1908 THE SEATTLE STAR HOW TO LAUGH INTIMATE CORRESPONDENCE 0:00. Se Svan Marranition GRGERT euwony. eee FROM WASHINGTON °""™. Telernones rivate excha connecting all parts of the y oche s et ain 1090 and independent, 441 Pay: es Qgk for the department or the name of the perton = ~4KATT aived BALLARD STAID AGRNCY KVEBETE STAR AGHNCT . ; ‘BY RATH Hg . ° Washindten, D.C, March 10 the expenme o y i < "oe Sen = eis Dear Dad: Commandeering the ome! A , t externais of Joy a a remed ) ” e pe ‘ | = = trouble ta no part of my philone i ere 7 in wen Taner ot . 5 That's my answer to then i " a « sd elu and “optintet ele . or One hae broken out in Wa n, |of cennure, or cutting down of the fend the ne wad tavd appropriation, My, Oharle De a ane th ia al ee tite afe in evidence, 1a there tell! 14 it powntble thone were Just] . } thing more hopelew pre junketing experttt Do tell! De ‘ ’ ’ My |t ak: Hthan the profeastone! optimist ‘ “Yes _ a Pig i heart goes Out fo pity for them; and ce es ability ; - a ; — { fain would ative them ramething ve if Unele Joe f i ee i iar ; ; air: real -# hing to drink im place minded, & Jot of interesting things | Hans a ¢ living } 2 an empty cup. You. ‘The optimist could be unearthed an invent glace Se tnd atasblas pocletios remind. me the house committer on] mass of the people, And Bailey no A SYMPOSIUM OF LAUGHS. Of these double-biown gobleta, with Mr. I ie not the | lone or pramands my Cor new By MARGARET MADISON in childhood ased because! a quid between the layers of gla >a nerae 4 f ym | HA donee: h York w how to laug ' « ely, and) But imagine offering that kind of a comunit crying we re : ; po - r = a OF cote rk you do, 4 a ha nm toy | ty maw or woman! If yor & Hittle congressman from | in meernd with Blandard el J t tt t b f ating laugh is that nan knows that the stars move in York » & year or two ago,| There ts r e pe wo uk a akin : « be que De The # “ ugh ar ple in the shibh “ae "eu ule, wh i de f three or four | the courses cnaliy end et out @ vutraged virti Fie in the auibboleth té let the work ! , sa ‘ we ™ 1 Noten mo « at cale, |order; if a mau we that the only | that shook the nee LAberty that | There are as many reactions n| _* ’ ; ‘3 a ee from woul a 1 easiest to bien & man can fecl the har | connected with this same electric lear The fine of cleavage ; ro nes i 1, he anid, had tried te sely through a z guilt 2. wld . . = den nuge mony that is not expressed tn dis aly tan oe ' t i toud. Many | cords; if a man knows tint the sun rupt bin virtue, | always have a .: a c searrgeterpeitile i — ‘ mx mt ted Jians who | ie abining and that spring will come | done thas ¢ eaman the in, et boont al, monte ° h much|—why pretend? to suspect that It was becmur is the only px WAS sane ; ; hia 1 ' beliry. | oy 1 wo a ste this tol to himestf that had not corrupted him day. Y bet tt pow ‘now there wonld ha ! tion and | where he refuse yut that scream. Hut, of course, f : if t i "reutina e “| from laughter this legisiation factory bas made | ‘rough in Ap », they w ae ; pa ee t f the very act, whieh In me #0. heed to Roosevelt's message —} ig ‘ . ; reume tb * the cireulation, ‘nthmulates oe j And will he cati them ba d J actice, Moet girl are) the heart actior sarily all This Holland boat concern should | *esion? 1 0. be dark, at ’ . \ ! : “ Many tthe f ye looked Into. The bare fact that], 5 they use money & do, taken | POW WXABERALE these repeated | Piper & Taft, 1024-26 “a — | gutoroppinks of scandatous reports ar : en ta t by a title truth—the half thet) ougnt to be enough to move ar = the submarine boat | WAOLESALE year anted ne - r ve DOWNTOWN STORE f the | 113-1018 TINST AVENUE n Connection with hat LEN tema 1 Becond ey. man up the th Tis, that drives to madness. was begun t rrongh, and the mead tlle USE ‘YOUR L busine Nope. But I might be InG 2015 = Y PHONE it up, at . ! * ; ap : HAIN a t " pees ¥ i th oy a th . eng He ‘ ¥ ous UP-TOWN STORE . lost—but cra ica won A Word From Josh Wise trouble of getting them through 1° eens oes ee parva Bo Haker | bellowe \ wae. of OUEST WESTLAKE AVE FREE TO ALL SEAT) suit ha Chileans. Mews shown & dinporith » KO into the ) 1, t He hb “ tatied Owe ne anene ame pine a ez WRs con a pened . 4 eh busine, When I hear alin gucrificed after the @8et-ornce sum-station ‘ nan Niag My i Yor. meorl Saaed chaptetn ra) deliver us from dere manner of poor Inventors—and at | 699 a ts eo-reme sree ; bes we na ve at had worked outs bmarine It id, all over “or 1 it's = twice ae t vag ve i in the ; ‘ “ Ms ’ Idtand, a catt tort tisfen, 8) «cite thoroughly the [its prayers bound and clreuated tn ee rgd, but it was bow, und the OUR MARCH SALE hee cents custo: tablend RY \ - . as 8 dock @ ocean grey oni “ed eal “ a mm f the « thm And the nav ent ap chase seeded articles at savings that » sake Four purse shape - - . Qed wie Whee a aor ance winted « beard te look Inte it: and As a starter for the week we slowing: { hree offt “Crazy Latke bt seeret t " ted ee # a am Re 08 Se * went from Wash ” tinue S genuine tna} x | SPECIALS FOR MONDAY AND TUESDAY, aad every 1 t nov j F just « part of tbe show ton to Detroit pa my They are of { what awaite you Wa tou erald ye w aker was . ry - b vt ow ee The Mad tered. about the ce I ’ as hewhidkered) hb’ sesnera w whiet Both Were Mot Stuff. eB pd hare ney , Gudes Pepto Mangan—Regular $ atthe: special | lumatios, anc t sly a I he i ! « ia te a One love weed with burnt ertation Gtth out r ea vag~- es ~~ ar $1.00 bottle ‘a tg +3 : F wa “ ! words rauee's oephorete—iestores lost vitality am sentatives in comeress ¢ Oh ret a resp Og. lead you to thiak that ¥ « #! ted her bi over haney - pee ervous ayntem « bo ciate: HOchieae Sinn reap tn ; : ten ‘op waidig er thee’ Et Kies oon honey: |= | aitiposed Wo take for hiv guide and | real test and would sbow the deers nn Week ahdleas tes caked the Saube e ea ? —_— een — < were egg 90 “ 7 | etandard, with attention eepectally | erument what could be ” — ° " . i are a » | inne Hy simply burning money 1 . . t aaah oxen, special vere ghee agd—-and hy, the he ab ¢ Beda 1 | Sreetes o some of the pao anes ’ we bre a Persian’ Giaset Poaded-Mac goat jamemi hasere ~tienie sé’s what’-dhey were. ‘Thev were Sporting item ELABORATE HAT ae t < neta aad abo " spre “— ~* MJ insect Powder Guna, or Blowers—ha« wt and yer ai ony i" | Pre a oil a nisher—W i!) land 4 © way 1 peek Pops.” Why, they were in favor of curbing the corpora-|_ From & Mmport of a divorces’s or. something happensd. The Holland | °¢0>4d Banisher K ‘ee 5 pean ot 4 . Ang POnEl Lcaes te writion ty the base - pace ee om + argentine cy oh og en sect variety, particnla ped bugs. cual ants, @te5 a i t lemantied railw or siog that see Charley Landi« ts talking | boat concer no they ¢ mot have * tons. Especiaily they demande ay ¢ ’ . ‘ wait reporte and as the domivie det investigating the cont ots Tei a beat) “edecqteen ahe-aemed a bottle fi Special prices to lodging houses and hetela who b cod the words, the bride wold regulate rates, and walue the phys ey ea 5 ment printing « cme ene sonnaneommnn quactities tlie railways, and control their bookkeeping, and prevent} He; he! Ho, bo! Amd indeed? And . safras Bark—Full pound for . ‘ Satenegeee ' ely: . 1d hate 10 be a soldi oo Gyoat that invemigetos TE Van s Kissingen and Viehy—bifter vencent salts: Watering of stock. ‘They wanted income taxes for the purpose | 4 bate 10 be Tee | Chartey, which you conducted pie asia. tenanen se: ane eo of holding down the “swollen fortunes,” and they prated of And charge into a votley } jeammer? inthe ann , With Schillin Best 40 bx specta! jthe secretary of the ws sich Moreign abor 13 the Australian ballot and the Net #owing there was one jee erelary of the senate are 8! oi stake is impossible Lenox Hair Tonie and Dandruff Cure—Regular $1.00 kellie; sve initiative and re De you believe tm trial ma travel from Deibi to Washington Moneyback fixes that 4 Washington to Delt! 1d é The average populiatic ecting af ‘ | hack aantn, end forth again and Yo rocer returns y The Quaker Drug Com Cant say. Tm pot a trial n f Krover returns 1 1013-1015 FIRST AV. Two Stores - FOU man of the other “old pa wot . l ean tatk . jthe travel of your secretary, and if you don't Nke ft: we a "ik bennblt aa the caxc Y rut der mera rey an, as th ' but day ia Dictian Yhaine ) a Pop Aud the other man THe MAN WHO READB A MORN i q And now we find the | has beer G PAPER IN THE BYENING bias MISSING A LOT THAT HAP | Opened into the old parties, ane e we all) pexwp IN THE MEANTIMET | Populist ve,0ld.. Ocala at a bli farmma, ts that & faldige bed? Convention m ANcbraska la ca ne t ' t mer my darling dacgher Sk dai steks: isabieiied , ‘Ve find el Hut ok at the creases in t NEW VOILE SKIRTS NEW LINGERIE WAIS Simpson was ahead of us, that : $10.00 Values at $6.98 "ph ae ees , 1 i eli we These are the best Voile Skirts in Seattle for the $4.00 and $5.00 Values at $1.98. er ne ng price Made of imported black Voile lwo ec Waists f and misses. Dainty piedthat-of & titnelinte a | : ‘ “3 » different styles. One made with two wide silk exclusive patterns. Eighteen different stim ka diaice’ mere das : /" - Aah Sa r G oxciaiane : th bands near bottom of skirt, and the other madc fo cheese from. Woaiste . neve are being 2| ont ° ” Mi one what “ . . ilies sent Bee ; ‘. be Sage apt pte 4 hs with 8 bands of silk around bottom. Two about town at $4.00 and $5.00, We vt attempt bere nel is being bored i wel'ton ¢ j beautiful models; extra wide and perfect fit describe them. See them . and you will : k a he Sure Cure. ‘ bet it is going om under the wate ¢ dark’ and ‘Cold! ant wiiet matior ‘though "Wall st. be ting. No extra charge for alteration. Regu- with us that they are among the prettiest walme ia Seat Wiel le teins ‘ ' a lar $10.00 Skirts. ON SALE 98 and peiced'at lees than half ¢ ctuet value. Worth $ the light—ar ( i b ied deals All £90. AE LR, ARIE, PO \. WEDNESDAY J\. $4.00 and $5.00 ON SALE WEDNESDAY — . | At of corn witk beaver Pfaise to the “Crazy La p be world © coded: m and wide | —— os bow of Diack eatin | } And wii! the downenst be 4 from it eweep t WASH GOODSIGALATEAS — Man CHALLIES —In all BATES’ SEER-JORESS GINGHAMS] WHITE OUTING— | TOASTED T. R., WHO ROASTED HIM Cees the gus word til SUCKER GING HAMS — Also the DEPT. — Hest chester lates, ——— the wanted olors in all the new ' " Apren Checked celebrated A. F.C ae And we'll din vk, “stoad U. S. Navy Yard Gingham, specinif “7% 20 ree} Gingham: i00] tay ore pe 1a peel s Recently, whe a ms of Ohio held @ banquet im! the hooda id ware to broke@} Take # trip on the Sound and} oe ae San, ee os ‘ ¢ price per 1 Bpecia! 1 cial price 1 cial price ho New York. Senator | k as the pr pa seaker the en the motte goes back @M) visit the U. 8. wavy yard, see the} yard 8c ard : art ‘ 7 ‘ ‘ . oa gua) toast to the pr ! “ l arpa : hea cuat battleships Oregon, Nebraska, Wis | : " I7z¢ pc ‘ 1320 very ES FEN ar al © presi ne ‘ ‘ eomsin, the isers Colorado and} ‘WSe ly o t Bo, chee ¢ rich who are © | Peonsylvania, and the training | RUG AY “ ‘ow i fut ship Htadeiphia, ine mammoth . Py ecer Am attencler anquet to cele And whe called for a loan on FH. | dry docks, torpedo boats and prison Silk d D Goods S al A Skein for y mn tune tr pr Gree ship Nipsic. oats leave Seattle} : an ress peci Brainerd & Arnu nisen resound, loud se@|to "times da i: ovaer a omorrow Floss, Filo Twist and the ¥ 4 jo ’ : 75c P. Silks, 48¢ Yard Rope Silk; Wa ' A ¢ follow Union Art Squares, size 12x15 foc Pongee oilks, ard, N ‘ pat , gh yé mortgaged your 10, 9, 10 and 11:30 a m rogular $12.00 colors; tomorrow Gay or machine 1 » 0 an@ 6 pm cone An immense gathering of beautiful Pongee 8 the t f owly, smiled brow and |For congress is og the nation Fridays. beats leave & fests veruter 'Gn6a popular of spring drese fabrics, dainty de 1 i} os : j . Fro aliowing Wall st. to! 6:20, 7:50 an@ 10 & wm amennie anes siriy fects; also every wanted plat n J ’ pitt and 4:20 p.m Size 9x12 feet; regular §7| Soe en SE ee oe lone cORSsEeTS al r By oring, \ 1 approbe found trip 60c } Wednesday ee di the washing colors. Wednesday's se $1.00 and $1.59 Corset, aybe EM. Harris $ not a better 1 tha ‘ a , : © 8 great while in the} Size 9 foot by 10-6; regula vert pr bende an jess mbers of the © t F ae See Ret EE Sraces: OR ee " a ships Inenday . % sizes; bis ; nembers of the Ohio socis ew Y I # he ely ant be fowl $1.25 Black Taffeta Silk, 79¢@ Yard. sires; nat boxed, oe A had better mar Dy Rey a : a ° ; : An excelent finish, perfect black, full yard vy MiSSEes’ CORSET : You are the ¢ os nnexcelled value on sale Wednesday at WAISTS. BREAKFAST AT SCHOOL Cee woman notified the temther| saw!” exctimed t 3.85 price; ve table for coats, waists, st Misses’ Corset Walate FOR HUNGRY CHILDREN. ‘hat he not choot rent ' iderekirte; you w ave to hurry Wedne 5a boca suilly had bad notht Well, papa.” replice if you want your sh at, yard TOLEDO, March 16-1 mur of bread into my head a T 85c Lustrine Mohairs, 59¢ Yard. cht eo to a ait delicate matter to al ov. 17" Less omorrow ty 4¢dnch Lustrine Mohair ‘ Be. r Floor, Sag * SP ait Tae > pen AR ce see ' Fin Thread, black and i good finish, and every wanted shade, including On the: Asay 4 cogit git. But an invewtinante bservation by the teachers results| we are making a prominent Card of 1 i Oe! cream, See these tomorrow, Wednesday, per 59 / “sr a ol nrustable Safe Mine a dected by Supt: Van Cleve in their discover | ' , c rust, com jaflo’s publle schools hay revulied| Te overcome this condition, the} Pong Ore . 3 % A ‘3é0 ‘pkg. Gold Dust, Im the dlsovery that mm children of Toledo will be fea in| Eastern All That Is New in Tailored Suits age Hate Pins 2200. 65c Novelty Suitings, 47¢. : ee 40 not he ast iy ite ptt n Pgge ty : “te And charming costumes for spring A totton ¢ Hundreds of yarde of th ¢ vrir { leave home E & wi " © newest spring design are he ' . some cubee tt be pre W Outfitting Co visit to the Suit Department, after having r. ud Hyon, card re great abundance Y aakee tenn he oy Re ar pote ” a o1b. Rolled Oats, for. er. when the children wet up! the rele P d "dl be ted Fy Ge low disp rf he , eee i ‘encl ze cellent for misses’ frocks and ladies’ skirts. Wedne 47 large cakes Toilet Samp 108 Ea aiteaincene & de : ‘ou the best in of what uttons, ¢ eaday, pe : But many,cases have been found j Geatte ithe povceriake os BM nie Sdiety Pee, a) i I Food ere absolite want | < ear allthe popular and p jent col je be M , 1 % t n Po Sees ret fe nt Weel 20 Pool Tables ia pon Ther vomalbr R. & G. CORSETS, $1.00. oi The yr # are i Oriental, 1413 Third Av, near Pike. low 1 t atat 1 pene) Oe fe A " * "Ted Sat 1 three ne e do and @ ‘ ne wil Vaseline, pe ancy ina i jon’'t want to pay ¢ash, and you “raps a go fe pieces, while they laste ude at the same low prices ard Spool Thread, black and Sap Hand Sapolio, t white GLASSES MAY NOT HELP afl throughout the tadies’ de Large can Cottage Detps Sypris vena call ib. Baker's Chocolate Stocking Darner le Kid Curlers, bune R. & G. Corset Best Tape Line be Second Avenue and Union Street “‘Seattle’s Reliable Credit House’’ A. McKAY JORDAN The Hest Shoe Repairing in Eyesight Specialist the City While You Watt 204.205 People’s Bank Bidg. 217 JAMES 8T