The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 23, 1907, Page 4

ta THE SEATTLE STAR-°WEDNESDAY, OCT. 23, 1907. THE FACTS ADMITTED THE SEATTLE STAR BY STAR PUBLISHING CO, 1907-1909 Beventh av. EVERY APTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. | Telephonos— Private exchanges connecting all parte of the ‘ | Ben. building — Su Main 1050 and Independent, 441. 4 | Jooh Wise Says: Ask for the de; tmen® or the pame of the person ai desired. ~pALLAND STAR AGENCY271 Ratiard Ave Sunset, Ballard TRVERETE STAR AGENCYodttomor lvans, 2981 Rocketetter Av.t 8 "ihe wont or twenty Ove cents per month, De “gt you want a — awell time, —_ fool “lintered at the Postofticn at Seattle, Washington, us pecond-ola oes wane 6 “To MAH. stuscrmens \ Adress label of each paper i Gace on the add ave r “NOTH F TO SUBSORIBE RE —& a your copy of ‘The " you by # d clock any evening. please do wot, “Minin Lose : My friend,” sald the Rev, Dr. Goodley, as he see Cittmen Seatth Little Boy—Sny, mtwter — thin teotoring up the street, “lam deeply pained ta mm yea im this |deugheut bas an wwhully large mune condition” Why will you drink this accurset stuff? Den't yeu ever | hete in it i think of your wife and family? Don't you realiee your bunden of Paker (blandly)—Well, son, so THE CORNER IN COPPER responsibility to them?” \ hee the penny you Rave me for It \ Yea, parson,” answered Smith, “I know that I have (bic) an Not By E. A. Poo. ; . awful load to bear } On a recent Monday morning United Copper stock was sell-} | °" ~ semen . sam |Now chill wouther has denconded } ; 35, 4 summer days are good and ended ae SUIT. ato And the moth-ball seent ts spotted A very astute stock exchange firm saw a chance to make a pase the hock shop doo! i "If they sw led ould probably mean financial] a ads Foes. Jeaves send smudges rising At fortune. If they succeeded, it w ty til oot appeticing; death to other but that was none of their concern. They] Coal men’s weights are tantalizing; ¢ " sat many operators had already sold no one asks what ts the , ; eae Tenens to Velieve thet many opere All we hear ts “BHUT THAT i United Copper ck short—that that they had sold stock} poor!” ; There $ only a little United they did not possess. ‘There was eeally acer ste ties Clacton Copper stock to be had, they believed, because most of 1 as] ion an anibeiettin Ae native. the ieee’ | re nobody could get hold of it. | secret embodied in this question, r Ligedgentr pba % i Jouh Wise has asked the opinions " So they planned a corner in copper. ; 10s qomee themmectees. Here | They opened up. They offered 40, 45, 50, even 60 for this | are some answers which should be : " 5 t er broke’ digested by you with the aid of a it stock that had been selling for 3 At first other brokers fell} po ngeanl Ba { over each other to sell it to them And every time the astute mma: It's more fun watching i \ “ 1 here's o ore} the men trying not to. : firm bought another block, they sid, “Aha! here ne more a ee: meeaese we ces't pre ; A ' the yught more ho can't deliver the goods!” And they bough pose to. fellow who | Mollie: Oh, don't wet and more Agnon: I've been beat to It atx “Now,” they said at last, “here are twenty firms who owe us times by the men themselves, but didn't accept, just for spite a | ey brough o us we couldn’t buy . lf they brought it to us we co Hortense: What's the use of anh United Copper stock it; it would break us. But they can’t bring it. So we will call for ing ® man to be yours whea he . z ARE 5 na i already ts? deliveries Tuesday afternoon. Then, since they cannot d ~ er mr eRe Nellie: Because z 5 acidity daliver, we % ollect from them e're off, Ongar what they have contracted to deliver, we will collec Yess, Adolf—moedly in der ubber story.” “Sir.” eald the bank president to a clerk whose face showed a three days’ growth of beard, “you will have to get sbaved.” “Bat, “Lam growing & beard.” ‘Do w wnapped the president, Fes you understand that you can't great wads of money And the astute firm laughed in their Bleas@ to remember der race iss nod alvays to der svift.” No, somedimes Armour has a lookin, ha, ha, h sleeves Hold on, somedings ins der madder, Der starder hass dropped But when Tuesday afternoon came, every single broker pro- dor flag a ‘ ‘ Nefer mint, we are alretty ad der quarter.” duced the stock he had contracted to deliver. : Yous, und ad diss rate we vill seon pass der Mifdy conds.” “Here's that United Copper I sold you at 40,” said one, | Look ould, you vill be dissqualisized for rough rid! eld envthies | “I can'd helup td; I haf sand paper on der seat of my britches.” s « | “As for me, | am carrying top Weight; I haf a brick in my hat.” “Say, IT am almosd ould of breath. “Flere’s some at 45,” “ ow a beard during office hours.” smiled a third “You owe me 55 for thi erybody's Magazine " digi “Yeas, [ haf been gedding Id all. Was id onion i hat been . The faces of the astute firm began to fall. They began to estsne? ons you ha grow pale and white, Instead of being the squeezers, they were) “Vot tas dor name of your horse? I call mine Nalled Down, be ROOSKVELT?®. NeVeR HEARD OF HIM, coss he tse faat.” S On, I ata! miscalculation. | “All der Iss dot T nodi There was more United Copper to be had than the squeezed they thought “We can't take all mine Sooding Syrup, becoss he haes been doped.” sameness, my horse iss der candy why are pulling him? you are whacking your horse mit a bed slat. They had made they confessed Why ise ; The tute f * ded. | dot, blease® A great crash followed. The astute firm was suspen le a Yh, dot tas to nen r ' Petal Gade tumbled down to 10. Fortunes were swept] pr Set les to influence der bedding, Be, Ra, ta sents >< icy hipaa . Ef you kip on Janghing in dot hoarse manner, you vill cause me to br r dividends in two. A Western le ep away sig companies cut th tes : .q| “Hush, we are ad der dreo-quarters.” bank suspended. A Texas bank closed its doors, with liabilities Too bat; dot makes six bits of $2,000,000. Another stock exchange firm failed for $350,000.) “Diss track ias not tn goot conditions; 14 tvs so elastig.” tpg cS “Of course; we are in der stretch ‘A bank in Germany failed for 1ething like $7,500,000. Hear der crowt roar! id musd be @ dead heat.” over the world the reckless plunge of the very astute firm} So id iss, | see der coroner! All over the v i & Vile der audience tears up ids tickets we vill introduction our Id. sent its deadly ripples of failure, want, despair and ruin. Had they v o others. = When they and others And this i om Wall street and call it “hon- est business.” flatic specialty entitied ‘Dit You Pfer See a Feed BoxT yn, it would ha eant only ruin o> — saute nail on it meant ruin to themselves A BEAR-FACED LIE. Hie Compliment | dew An aasistant secretary of ove of developed nasal organ. I under-/ 4, Federal departments at Wash stand that Luther Hurbank fe try-|ingion in conversation frequently ing to cross it with the Shanghai | petrays his Celtic origin ; HOW BAD WAS MRS. CHADWICK? Did you read the story of Mrs. Chadwick's will? rooster, ®0 the feture progeny of| "One day letely he lost his um Not tt he had anyth leave when the end came, but @ latter will be able to pick UP | brelia during a tour of several shops ‘ot that she had anyt! leave when ame, b @ grain of corn without kneeling as at om actin Tee Ve wile ta qu ‘And what are the uses of this Concluding that the umbrella must unusually large bill that this bird * ‘ > thee proudly p peace at BUS e Boe | a een ery te one Of Ge three she expected to have it Did you notics her charities—to Western Reserve university h lege h jtals, the Home for Aged ambuiator? stores In question he doubled on to the Women’s college wspita re Well, senaenth dedeke- cee 4. | ee trall and revisited them in Women, the Incurables’ home, the Home for Crippled Children, vt on ms jrecabigonitn ed by hooking It» beak onto a athe intuit < eek heel : " " t ornithological object?” quo’ jollo | branch,” said Rollo’s fathe I ” ociety, the D, arsery and the trust fund for the |° | c father a “f 1 es the Hun ane Society, the Day Nursery and t # | tm front of the wire netting inclos-| was one of my delights while trav tousd heres ne was told at the first poor ? ing & bird with a pronounced Ro-|eling in Madagascar, to see them |p) *hmen SS Was this all a bluff? man nose and lemon colored wat- | leaping from limb to limb by means sae anni mnoomnan: Pon as all a a tles round ite orbs. It was labeled of their bills, like horizontal bar nln chee gpa pe Beker nd May be. But we would rather believe otherwise. We would |« Toucan artists. Once in a while they would a u y “— big + ion ? “ r, made his way to the third ‘ a‘ 4 e meant it as an expie llo’s parent decided to four- | come to grief by falling, aplking the rather believe that in some dim way she mea a t feeling certain he could get | ground by thelr billa, sticking there | rr ‘ tion ; that she still had a heart; that although she could see a/away with it this time. “That,| like a slate that has slid off a roof,|,,, There, to lie delight, the um | “at h trickery, she | Boll.” he said, assuming a Johnny |Then the natives would come out | Drea was awaiting him. As the wretched man kill himself on account of her arch trickery, She | Wise countenance, “ls what Ia sclen-| and cop them floor-waiker handed it over, the was never quite able to kill within herself the humanity that/tifically known as the Beakodin-| “For what purpose did the n Tnea toe paerage gus Alitonosus. It ie termed the | tives gathe - > ° must say you are more wants to help; that underneath all her fraud and deception and the féugie beenese of tte| Rall. (PAT Asked! nomest. Reve than at these other lying and swindling there was still some good. as you see, runs well Why, toucan,.” giggled the fath. |" Harper's " up into three figures. It lays a/er, pausing to give Rollo a chanc i! No matter why she did it ; she did do it. How good are we, to curious emg with an ell to it toto jot it down in a title red soe-| A congressman's secretary, think condemn? accommodate the shape of its rocco memorandum book with | 84 be heard burglars tn the house you which is born with a well! “Rollo” on the back In gold letters | woke the congressman Let us explain it rather by our faith in the good that always Sir he whispered sharply = | THE SAYINGS OF OSGAR underlies the evil in every human heart. _ “WOMAN STRANGER IN CHURCH” WHO HOW ROMANTIC IS--- | WROTE IT UP, NOW CENTER OF BIG STORM BY ELIZABETH H. GREGORY. (Seattle Star Exclusive Service.) A hen on her nest iss wort two NEW YORK Get 23 The | birte in der hant eae P ; : + Many men gife up amoking so : orm is stilt ragiog around Miss dot dey von't haf to gif up w ey ture A. Smith, the newspaper Many voice ius cultivated woman who, in beha t of a period mitouid yielding a crop a churches over the A goot indian does nod neces muntry and then wrote distinetly fo a eulogiatic incomplimentary articles on the orate lot Tey ee yl Bloptengene lh pitchers spill a lot of ; Pade is & stranger, pla cast upon der vaters is a shabby black skirt, a t i a Diack ‘kirt, a © to spik, in nom 1h black hat Eferyding vich goe 1p must aye th come down—except der necessi . ) their tarte of life ® ‘ Welcome Mar 1 and l0-cent t i * ; 1 + na a » 1 as POINTED PARAGRAPHS. . 2 “fema t 1 : 1 i n vle Adam was th original olde o , ‘ o or habitant “ i ver and a d on the Ma q irl who look mod rs doe t make ood i ' the ar-| ae i ind of flypaper that i point catches silly peopl £ out. that & wa naible in | coming y from clergy and laity hg : y : s point | some pra x the serte ott een bi ie pag nll, ala : . ‘ esenting any letter f wg ageing “ae y Ane iJ M “ 7" ss There are i lot of other tb e a - 1 rigte mu ic t N arch in this busy id be te ime and p ; aa a ) and ae ae. never | tide that wait for no ma i Asked what she thought of th he test a fair one. | wy, pth q es : a saith gala: “t arrived early, and re-| ro le May , ) 1 told what hapy I oreo i ane hat T made a big hit at i ’ H 39TH ANNI ‘ cannot say that f made big hitat) = Hamilton Studio F cian ged ' Colman butlding; artistic photo- | w " bia I f No A. O. I j graphs at reasonable , 0 will celebrate the 39th at U.S. Navy Yard Seeeis ce eee Seti vaceney of tha Grginlontion af th Take @ trip on the Sound and ‘ eed rder, at Columbia Lodge Hall, 7th visit the 1 8. na yard 8 the | men cups Ave between Pike and Union ‘ hips Oregon, Wisconsin and op Friday eve October 38t f yraska, the crw Charleston, SILK LINED OVER There will be pty — t . 1 Boston, Buffalo and the training ORDER FOR tion, an address by Hon J. eile onsee EAS Lines ship Philade phi the AT THE Schivel ultable music and re f dry docks, torpedo boats and freahment 1 me ave Pier 2 oe see bettioshig Don't forget to go to Christen Pier 2, foot of Yesler way, six time: SIT Second A eanaieca a afte a | k n ve present, Doors-open at & o'cloc sen’ Hall Oct. 26th ee | dally. Round trip, G0¢ . | onl i protested the clerk, | STAR DUST BY JOSH THE BiGGEST BUNDLE JOF HOSIERY >= | there are burglage in the house! The confressma® stirred uneasily Everybody's Magazine Machine-Made Mirth (Reing a sample two-pty joke from our joke factory; showing that, given a pleture, you ean gram! up & wide range of gags to fit it.) Take your eholee.) | | Drummers’ sample hose-— you know what this me ~-the cream of the fac- tory---every pair perfect Values to $2 per pair--. finest wool, beautiful lisle, rich silk---all are in one ‘ag: pile---all one pricy Come Early for This—These Values Will Pack the Stop —— VES _ASTe"RSREZL A New Dress or Suit bmproves Your Appearance Bary here and sa mey enough to make it, ; ed You will unhesitatin whe amen you reac the price "3 = 75c. Silk Crepe $ 7 ¥ i 1.25 and $1.50 Chines, 38¢ Yard @ $1.50 Taffeta be Tbe quality .Floral sith Silks, 6D¢, ; Crepe de Chines, big va 1 $1.50 values Nov. : Joke A riety patterve to chor affeta Silks, neat 1 Small Kid—No, f don't Ike your evening wal " hecks and goodies, My ma says I'l die of I arenes — from extra good val oat *plea'n things. makes nice 1 1 not a bad pa *Pinen things. See? Spectal price To oleae Joke B | day sdiling, per out Thursday “Oooh, lookee! What a lot of ; nice cakes layin’ tn there un =) sahed 2 bet the men what! $1.75 Cravenette Cioak- | $1.25 Quality Novelty keops that store ain't got no little ing, $1.19 Suiting, 69¢ Yard boy.” | $1.76 quality Cravenette | $1.26 quafity ore, ity Suit wide; jack kirta; ie; only Phureday Cloakings, guara be shower proof exeetiont $1.75 shades of gray, tan a brown. Thursday ing, per yard #1.19 $3.00 Bearskin Coating $2.25. $3.00 Plain PB ing, 50 inches wide; « o white, brown a black; sold everywhere at $3.00 yard. Ov 7 wn, always sells for for Thursday, yard 4400 yard. Thursday, $2.25 ard $3.25 RARE RUG VALUES Overdue Shipment Just in and Opened Up, BODY BRUSSELS All Room-Sise (9x12 ft.) Best 6-Frame Hody Brussels, medallion designs; colors in the new Havana or reper) and browns; cho patterns that fetch $38.50 regular, fp Biggest Bundle Sale ye: 9x12 VELVET WILTONS. Luxurious Velvet Rugs, that come in the prettiest Oriental, floral and conventional patterns; finished in beat manner, with 4inch self lap at ends; do not curl up while on the floor: value $32.50; special 0 AXMINSTER RUG. Well-Known Smith's Axminster—not second grade, but the 6 suitable fnches for wults, arate urkish baths, under Grand th $4.00 Bearskin Coating, $3.25. 4 slue Curl Chinchilla " :. 50 inches wide; ve cream, gray and in € SPECIALS rOoR SEEN ABE SES) SEL Ea ae ae ee ee AND— Thursday 4 Success SKOOKUM RAT KILLER, per R 8 C i P pea best; right from the factory; worth $27.59; special - $21.95 . ] 36x72 SMITH’S BEST AXMINSTER. me FORMALDEHYDE, per bee Nothing better on the globe. Best patte right from the fig a eee at oiees tory to you. Don't pay fancy prices; $5.00 values for only .. : terminator of rat Thi ds poison (or vires as it is call SAME RUG, BUT SMALLER. is od) will, if properly used, in 7x54 $2.00; but it's yours for coreeeees SLOS cat from 10 to Aye extermin SAME RUG AGAIN ere ie rid the worst inte a 27x60 inches; worth $3.60 sentence MERE q colias: Shawne Gite cae 27x54-INCH VELVET RUGS. bo selves, We can recommend it Do you know the luxury of velvet rug Tomorrow we will sell i Por pe The you this one, worth $2.25, for ‘ae q STEARN’S RAT AND ROACH “en PASTE, per box 22¢ . , Pl devin Sep tee ARRAS Repeating Yesterday's OTHER GOOD ONES aut M tha DOMESTICS box 10¢ CHLORIDE OF LIME, 3 Ibs Sample Pillow Cases. for {2x36 Pillow Cases, bleached, MAKE MAN TABLETS, torn and hemmed; special box ly priced for this sale, each. COOPER'S x EW DISCOY Underwear . 10¢ coatains T pe ¢ Feather Pillow. From J. V Gis peiee: reamae Bac owe Farwell & Co, |} 2%. Feather Pillow, eover Chicago, a dray load of san ed wi extra strong * . . S3e acto pas ee feather proof ticking; worth. CARTERS ALKALINE ANT ples of every known of Tbe; specially selene SEPTIC TABLETS, per bot underwear, to be sold at fac : yee COLONIAL GLOVE CLEAN toey Gost Linen Doilies. This means a great saving to you. They're all marked and ready to per box we HOFF’S CONSUMPTION CUR per bottle Sampies — Drummers Sam ples of Tinen Dotlieg Launch Cloths, Scarfs, ete; for sa’ row monxnredanme nh ms $1 TAR POLEY'S HONEY AND hundreds of them. Your bie pha 436 ee ot once thos en HALF PRICE 00 size SBe who come early will get the ORINO LAXATIVE | FRUIT cream of the BARGAINS. Bedspreads. Samples — Drummers’ Sam ples of White and Colored Redspreads, values from $1.00 to $5.00; priced from 65e © $235 Flannels, ne of Outings, in SYRUP. BURTON'S nize CASCARETS, 10¢ size 6e PENN'S AROMATIC CASCARA TABLETS, per box 2he The Quaker Drug Co. Two sTorRts 1013-1015 Cor. Fourth and HEART $1.00 values for Se, G5e and $1.50 values for S5e, Oe and $1.10 ise CURE, $1 SSe The Outin: A ful 00 values for $ $1.10, 81. 5¢ and $1.49 stripes, checks, ete, Bow You make your money go worth 8c; spectally priced, one-third further. per yard .....sasseul Bedding Specials. First Ave. Pike. yyy 104 Dark Gray Cotton Blanket—Redaced 114 All White Cotton Bla s v 1 tuced 93¢ 11-4 Tan and Gray Cotton Bla $ a reduced 93¢ r Why Pay Trust Prices for to oa * 4 q White Wool Blanket Red » s Cash Registers? 10-4 i14 124 'e are independent dealers, x x « handling all popular makes, at $4.50 $5.50 Sbout half trast ee one Comforts. - $ 5 Cotton Filled Comfo G i € and quilted +oenel Pillows. 1b. Feather Pillow i Feather Pillow BUSINESS SUITS | 14 Don't Let High Price St 41% Let Us Prove It The Sundwatt Co. GOP First Ay. M. 1180 tna A LITTLE FRUIT “ARM. $5 down, $5 a Month Par Aore In tho famous Yakima di» triet Sultivated, irrigated, planted and cared for ‘) CALHOUN, EWING, DENNY & Inc, Alaska Bidy. NL A, Ne mR eR UNION TAILORS, Stores—518 Third Ave, and Salesroom and Workroom, Third and Washington et, Twe Buits to Order on Bhort Notice ek seme memes ang reece +