The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 22, 1907, Page 4

BY OTAR POaLISHING Co. THE SEATTLE STAR ere, Old Library Temporary Qu Building. eysay AFTERNOON excerr SUNDAY, 138; BALLARD STAR AGRNCT-am Mallar Ave mve NQwr Bre prT STAR AQUNCT © free copies @ TO MAIL SUBHORIBERS~The Adresse label of each paper, When ae Notice e’clook any 180; End ence or thie way % & ihe only way oe The working of the new Geo ; » the negro vote, or some years. books. minutes the registrar looks up. “What you want?" Rater an old-time negro, sh ‘aa, sah, boss. “Want to register, huh? He turns to his books while O75; Guneet Maig 1080, Buneet Main 1050, eben your is luetdly from Misafaatppt, where prac the office of the county registrar, Wuneet, Baitard GR nm, TRL Rockerfetlon Ave, eubeoription te arrive. if ONE MGDERN METHOD QF DISFRANCIASEMENT gia disfrancnisement, law Postefties at Gealtte, Washington, a9 secomd-ciaee matter Mumect 14a, sin conte par Week, oF (eentyifive conte per Gonth Muliversd your eubsortptiom t your Dame \« taken from the ile, A change of date ow SUNSCHINENS—Rhoudt 7 cur cony of The Bier fait to reach pow OF main ofth WEI een on ue Buneet, * copy me an be certain of giving our eubsertbers @ perfect servion—and Joaignea oxplained by a well known pol tloally the same method has been iffling, hesttathag. T done come. In to regish.” All right the old darky lingers. wait a while.” of 15 minutes the registrar turns briskly. You want boss, please, sah.” “Now, then, unele. “Yes, sah, “Can you read and write?” “gah?” “T way “No, sah, boss. No, sah,” “Can you understand the constitution of the sove to register ean you read and write? who ts busy After a few with bis in the course eign state or Misaiseipp! when the same t# read to you, or give a reasonable ia- terpretation thereeft “Wha—What's dat you say “I say can you understand the boast constitution of the sovereign state of Miselesipp! when the same is read to you, or give a reason able interpretation thereof?” “I do’ know, boss. I reckon I “Here. Listen! The registr and reads very rapidly some jargon shall make no ex post facto laws, contract.’ “Saht The registrar frowns ominously with you. Now, listen!” He reads ar Nke this again, solzos the state constitution The legistature nor law lmupairing the nature of a “Here, I can't waste all day even more rapidly: “The legislature shall make no ex post facto awe nor law impair tg the nature of a contract.’ “No, sah, boss, “Stand aside Understand tha I don't reekon I do ‘sactly. You can't vote.” A moment later enters a type of the uneducated white. “Hello, Bill.” “Hello, Jim.” “What you doing in town, Bint “Why, I just thought I'd come by and register.” “Oh, sure.” The registrar is all smiles. can read and write, can't you, Bilt” “No, Jim, I never did learn.” “By the way, you “Well, can you understand the constitution of the sovereign state of Mississippi! when read to you, or give @ reasonable inter ‘pretation of the same?” “fm afraid [ can't Jim, T--" “Oh, why certainly you can. opens the book again, and reads, “Why, yes, Jim.” Now lsten.” very slowly and “That's all right, then. Make your mark here.” The registrar dintinetly: “"There shall be no imprisonment for debt.’ Understand that? Tt may sound ike a fairy story. but that's the way they do ft in Mississippi, cleverty. ‘This isn't an feos — and Georgia will It's Ahora information ESSE probably manage it Just POUND—THE $0 SOURCE OF SOME THINKS A MISTAKE OF TRE HEART NOT BRAIN AS THE SOURCE OF HEAT THINK COMING A FUNNY THINK BY YouR EAR e the so @ source of heat. than the brain, JIMPSONWEED LEONARD CLAIS AHAN. paw a BY WILLIS thee rockafellow has 1 see, brektu tabul, thatt jaydee bin coffin upp anuther platitudes pi&titudes. thatt. what's them Wy, sez paw, plattitudes ts sum thing whitch ev world nose ever thinx Is » tell sum foxie te brake tn nuthin sprin poarter, eddyror and cal thatt's nex buntch of sez maw, jest like then thee ed th rot wise gage’ oty of life sez paw Simms has a mew theory that the toes, eyes, of thought and and that the whatts mister rockafeliow b he sez tts gud to live in th wurld an uther ole es like thatt but whatt elts wu xpek frum a man like jaydee r low a kin tell by lookin at foxle ole ye thatt he isa skeemer frum away back, but you dont see no bige in telleckchal nobbs atickin out all er his meti! portico no brane thatt kin th kin stand upp all d attitudes. well, thares jest on wisht to gud ne nd upp all day and t | STAR DUST! BY A Word From Josh Wiese ° an’ 1 Jack Mi play work makes loafor Precisely. ‘May I'd Like to know how you'ro THE SEATTLE STAR—ITHURSDAY, AvaUsT 2 Josu — -——— e charge you intereat you held tg money for the Ume That noise you hear isn't the kays clicking, but the teethapt the etogk, « ohalt@ring | ley! iow oha a 10 a Terminal Pasititi Pete, Look here. oa } ing darkey to hin companton, “doan } stan’ on de raliroad. . : Why, Joo? Kase, tf de care see dat mout of yourn, dey will tink it am de depg’ an’ ron right to Happinens. | At tenet Happiness, floeting, developed an eapectal weet! of apeed |runniag this jackpot?” paid the} "ne imnouniile for anybody | }than who had just sat tm overtake her. except with & ar| Phe same as a clock,” ald the | oonring $10,000 or more dealer And‘even then only for the “How's that? biiefest: moment.-- Life. lot the hands go round m » one breaks it.” [hadn't noticed (t. “You'd scarce expect one of my | And at Inet, all Speaking of crops, everybody Quotation Illustrated. To speak upon the public stage.” you return lost money to a wealthy |in England, Hie firet thought will be to | started at once. man. ~David Everett | Do net expect to be rewarded, soa is } now trying to get a loolein on the} outlook Soup 6f the Auto. lt vip and I akip, And | wobble and whirl; 1 akid (that’s wo kid) And the duet | make swirl, |t dash and | fash And I rumble and run, And sometimes I crash Into @ store front for fun, | 1 clank and I crank, And | wtart with « jump, And ft fy, and I try } A pedestrian to bu 1 get 4, or get Ky a table jay But | toot and then sonot Down the pike and away. I smoke and [ choke, And my sparker goes wrong, 1 leak aod | squeak, But I worry along. I tear everywhere With « chorus gtri lx My cogs chop up dogs That get tn the road. I apit and I mit, { earn lots of fines ea it, My owner assigns An omthous crack bas appeared in the wall of the south transept of if the great Petersborough cathedral, but repaire will be a eee eee ed BY WILLIS LEONDARD CLANA- | fair—which did you think got the HAN, “I nee by a frenzied dispatch that | they bad « mad dog scare at Dan-| | vite, Geteher Guna, Di, the other day, said ‘Sot” said Alas P. Yorick |boy do? JABBERINGS OF JOHNNY Why,” said Gunn, Who? “No The dog? children chasing after him ning Who? 1 Joe?” “No—the dog. And into tho he tel he rushes lke @ streak of light | Who? The dog?” “No-Unele Joe, And aa he was! Just about to take a bite out of his pasts “Whose pants? The dogs?” “No~Unele Joe's. The crowd Closed ta on him when his breath was hot and his teeth leould get to him he took « sashay to the right and almost escaped.” “Who? Uncle Joe? tear af school life. “No—the dog. 1 don't believe there 1s soch a thing oe mad dog | Our boys’ suits at $3.50 nor hydrophobla, in the way that ms . the public looks at it. Did it ever | a eee | occur to you rned te 7 “A cur to me?” | mum wear at all vital Don't be foolish, please. Did it/M points, and the materi- ri occur to you that If you were} als of which they are a do« | bs "What sort of a tail ts this? jg made are the best ob “And that if you were tired and tainable for the money hungry and thirsty and went ches ing down the street foaming at the The “Security Bond” men I th water. Bu joaming Unele Joe h? the dog's Unele Joe?” the dow ally mad” “Did I hear you say foam? “Wor t you be mad, too?” “Maybe | would nk are mad, as it is.” “Why so? “They hb at ut that Danville Leave Pler Fly on the Flyer SEATTLE-TACOMA ROUTE Fare 35¢—Round Trip, 50c | FOUR ROUND TRIPS DAILY. LEAVES SEATTLE — 6:45 and 10:25 a. m., 2:06 and 5:45 pm. LEAVES TACOMA — 8:35 a. m.and 12:15, 3:56 and 7:30 p. m. U. SEELEY, Jr, Agent. Geattic Tel. Main 176. Tacoma ‘and that Uncle Joo! Cannon was the hero of the ovce- | he was stand ing in front of the Plaza hotel-—~ Unele Joe. Down the stree = | Came a pack of men, women and/to the But before they But in spite of actions, I don't believe} I know a tot of ch an aversion to at} 2 to seo battleships worst of it?” “The dow. decidedty.” “Why “Because bo got notht J, |#wift kick from Unele Joe. “And Uncle Joe? “A national ‘ad’ from the dog.” but a | The mosquite family ia a large “tlone, as might be suspected. The What did the old | departmgnt experts have captured | identified, and clasified ao ems thi 126 different specches. In addition }to the cbeea pure mosquito, there jare any, aamber Scores of them are so closel al things in lon buza, characteristics as to =| by the amatour as a mom original faraily # Ti. __1___. Se "More batUeships at navy than ever before ' jand oth mistaken ber of that~ will stand and wear and —clothes the racket $6.00 suit carries with it a sealed and signed guar antee of money back or a new suit if doesn't give Satisfaction it Little -at-a-time pay ments if hot convenient to pay cash Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. * 1332-34 Second Av., 209 Union St. “Seattio's Reliable Credit House” i f the benutiful tt which is explan a know) always | of countertetts.{ allied | =} ' | ' } “SaiMaim.” Wot Being « story of how Lia turns down a chance to ‘lope. TAs?” RememberClarens? Cou aldo, Wotterboutin t “HMewantemetoriopewiddim.” ‘Qoe riong! lanttondertevel?’ "Yubettiti«. “Well hooderthumkit?™ ‘Awhoosnuteoverme.” “Ure Me! jen er “aw! yor. ‘Tain rmotnter?* Muh! Idunno.” sernicefoller wusnockentmias week.” nocksizorfeffiagointe rwed tacceptetuyvim yet.” “Whydancherlopewiddim ? “Wotaderyoos’ Deon: Mymartikesim.” cherlowvim “Notternafteriopewiddim.” “Butyadmarryim woudenyer?” Yop. “Dow: Butlwanterhomewedda.” ttiwanterhomeweddn f* “Butlwouldenhavenoshindtg.” “Datso. Nurranypresens,” treodat “Clarenedon! “Heorterehanjjiemind. “Heb! “Hou “Naw “Hee Hedidt" open tT” Boutmarrynatall.” afickelClarensis.” “Igensihasngot derpricesuvernoo sooterelut.” Den niteallorf?” “le * “Wellideciair!” “Aw, ute ¥ } Wht Ww er Men Wor $s Cott Com Tost wih Ivor We 9 len Pike st. waists On sale for one hour at patent sizon HOUR SALE "30 to 10:30 50c Kimonos 25c stermy how.” Olympic Market meat bills in half, 118 opponite the Bea Marche eee our 30 to 9:30 te Lawn and India Linon alate, trimmed with lace and mbroidery; also colored lawn Regular $1.00 values. Ove each be men's Extension Bole Shoes. tip, military heel; all and widths; a ular 00 value for $1.25 on Batting, good size roll .5¢ fort Calico. Talcum ‘# 20¢ Rubber Collars, yard he Powder, « tin -B Be Shaving Soap, 3 cakes , 10¢ ze 6e jams’ ¥ Soap, 6 tor Thfants® Vest~ for Figured Lawn Kimonos, beautt fu ral designe; regu fo ay values, On sale for one hour at 5¢ $5.00 Small Rugs, 3x6 ft., for 83.19 Game Rug, 27x54, for $1.78 $1.75 Couch Covers for ose The pair Lace Curtains for, pair 3Ne 15e Women's Jersey Ribbed Vests ‘ be Misses’ Tan Oxfords, Dlucher style, flexible sole, low heel. all sizes; special at $1.75 pair for, pair $1.00 Men's Brown Balbriggan Shirts and Drawers, 2b value ..19¢ Mer 1k Web sy ather ends; reguldr 5 | “Yep, yeryoungyet.” “I dradderwalttiliizgottajob any jhow.” “Idadvixeyute.” There are 296,000,000 copies of the Bible scattered throughout the | world renee Leave Pier 2 Ww see battleships | - Here Are Some Bargains in Used Piano Fischer Upright .......... ’ Arion, large size, mahogany case, used six months... 9165 A $325 Hammond for ......175 A $400 Radie for . $228 These latter two are practical ly a8 good as new, and are cer. tainly the biggest value ever of- fered. All are fully guaranteed. The Meyer-Toner Piano Co 314 Union St. Opp. the Pu. | | than ever before —TAE DRUG MAIN STORE 1015-1015 FIRST AVENUE | BRANCH STORE ||PIKE ST.& WEST« For Friday All 50c Shaving Brushes, All 35¢ Mugs, special RAZOR STROPS—EVERY ONE REDUCED PRICES. BUY THEM FRIDAY Ip CAN, WHILE THE ASSORTMENT IS COMPLE Gem Junior Safety Razors } Gillette Safety Razors “THEQUAKER SELES ITFOR LESS’ BIG SPECIALS| | On Shavers’ Supplies | | All 25c Shaving Brushes, special ... All 75¢ Shaving Brushes, special Shaving Mugs—Travéler's Delight—r« Dr. McNamara, of London, who is| | ‘Thus far the question ot the q _ Investigating tho care and educa | one delegate at The Haug tion of the poorer children of that) nation Jeolares "i city, recently was quostioiind *'“cclines to fight dows w aed oD | class of emall gitle on the detly ney onnne?”—haw not LJ course of the oun In the heavens i by tho conterruce eae : But suppose,” said he, “I told you! ‘ that on a cortain day I saw the aun oa {lag n the west, what wpuld you * Boys Wante my?” “Please, nir,” replied a littlo{ T° sel Senttio 10s girl, “I should say you must’ have mation apply to Geo. Messe, aa os got up rather Inte eftice, old Mbrary bulld jocenr actin iledesihlinsie 9 and 11 In the « tangle More haltrewnspa at (be navy yard |8 it. the afte depart paid by Kagler ast TH tF} gi USE YOUR IND. PRIV. EX, Sup % cs ¥ ; SET MAIN Be FREE DELIVERY: ae ALL SEAT, ii? and Saturday special Higk, = ist) AT $PEI ~a bargain or Gillette Blades—10 for ‘ . Zinn Safety Razors—-the prince « of all ters i Auto Strop Safeties, regular $5.00; special ) Healai Liquid Court Plaster, per tube Ae. bers’ a Chloris Violette Talcum Powder, healing, soothing and Pate septic, per bottle P the sel Styptic Pencils, regular 10c, special, each ehinati ruining A we bought at a bargain cutlery houses. Im the Don’t miss this sale. THE QUAKER DRUG CO, 1013-15 Ist Ave.—Two Stores—Pike and West | RAZOR to RAZOR a CHEAP SPEGAE We place on sale today 1,000 Fine Razors— | Rogers, Wade & Butcher, etc.—the finest makers the world—and we place them all on sale at— 97c Each ee Se ee rere gece A epe® r from one of New York's lot are Wostenholms, Ly York, London and I $50.00, $60.00 and $7 . $15.00, from 75c and 98c values, Plain, Suitings, all new gox ment of patterns, besides widths from 36 inches up per yard All-Wool luding black per Comfort Specials for Friday We Intend That This Store Shall Suit Ye And suit you as nearly perfectly as any store can serve its customers. sincerity by coming in tomorrow---Friday. HOUR SALE 8: 1] $1.00 Waists 69 NEW FALL SUITS Our New Suits and Coats for Fall, 1907, have arrived. These are exact copies of the very best New aris styles. 5.00 for suits, when you can come here and get them for Why pay $20.00 and $25. 00 CHILDREN’S DRESSES All new within the past week. Prices range $1.00 to $8.00 Big Dress Goods Saving Checked and Mixed Fall $ this season, and a big assort all staple colors and black; to 58 inches wide; special ise ALSO Serges, 36 nehe yard Full Sized Comfort, filled with pure white cotton; new de signs worth $1.75 epectal at. 19 Full Sized Comfort, filled with pure white cotton, sanitary made; $2.25 and $2.60 values; special for Friday $1t.s0 COTTON BLANKET GPECIALS. Extra Full Sized Gray Cotton Blanket (124); our reg $1.75 bianket; special tomorrow. BATH ROBE BLANKETS. Extra Large Bath Robe Blankets, Just what you need; regular $1.76 and $2.75 values; specially priced for Friday, each $1.45 and 82.50 Test White Duck Sults q loose box and tight-tittl regular $6.00 and $6.06 On sale for one hour . On special sale one at, pair Men's Canvas Gloves, sold larly at 1c pair, for, palt Boys’ Pateat Colt Oxfords, che aty le, ex sizes 2% to 54 values, for 11:30 to 12: $1.50 Wash Skirts Our entire line of Wash Bete ar $1.25 and $100 sale for one hour oo OE price, ve hour for, 18he Turnover Ook: wo 2be, for, silk, re rice alway + spools for 108 irushes, wort