The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 5, 1907, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR Temaorary Quarters, Old Library Buliding. RY APTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. BY BTAR y PUREieMNG co. "Teiephones— ito 1 Independent 575; Independent 118 Bunset Main 1050. Sunset Main 1080, BALLARD STAR AGRNCYa0 Ballard Ave Sunset, Maltard He Munmet 1en BVERETY STAR AGENCY=tomer Ryans, 101 Rockertelier Ave One cont por COpy, sie conte par Week, or (Wentynfive conte per inomth Osllvered Oy malt o carrier, No free conten te Entered at ne Pustoffice at Beattie, Waehin as second-clase matter, % a) RURNCRIBERS The a auheort expires i om the eadrecy label cf cach paper, When that Mf vod? aubocription. has net cart iy advance, Four Name te taken from the list, A change of date om jabet te & receipt ri NOTICE TO SUBSCRIMERS— should y ou of The fall Wp rench you ¥y Lovie shy evening, please de oe the faror {o call up our iain oftion. | By te ime, tnd Tite between ¢ 984 Tu v'elock, an cond copy Saece Fes cea eles mare tas ‘cmon please telephone Ws Overy Camp mine Hh Tn this Way we cau be cortais of giving our eubserthers @ perfect sorvice-and ne wee HUMAN OMNIBUSES AND ) WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE OBJECTIONABLE only ay od PASSENGERS? “We are all,” sald Oliver Wendell Holmes ‘omnibuses in which our ancestors are riding Horedity, this means; that sometimes acman gets his blue eyes from his mother, and bis quarrelsome disposition from bia grand father, and his lasiness from hin great-grandfather. The artist hae drawn a pleture to tluatrate this {nteresting thought, Ho bas drawn the human omnlbus as each one of us; the passengers are our forefathers and the little windows are our thoughts and acts through which the passengers are revealed Heredity i» a mysterious thing. No man can be certain how much of his natural disposition is the resalt of the life of his Greatgreat-grandfather on his mother’s side He can be pretty Sure that some of it is. People have been known to lay thelr weaknesses on heredity. “I wasn't born to work hard,” says one man, “because all my “people were rich once, and none of them ever worked before.” “You must exeuse Johnny's bad temper,” a boy's mother ex- plains; “you see he gets it from his grandfather” “I know Tm extravagant,” confesses the wifo of a poor man, “but I can't help it; it runs im the family.” We are the result of all who have lived before ua, aot only of our immediate ancestors, but of all humanity. From the mo ment of bis birth, man’s conceptions of life, the world, duty, Pleasure, love--everything, are according as the whole world has ved and progressed and sacrificed and enjoyed and loved. There was not an act in the French revolution, mot a privation suffered by the early colonists, not « thought In the streets of ancient Rome that has not left ite mark, small op great, upon the World as it presents itself to ua today. There are mittions of people riding cestors. But because they killed In Frange, we do not kill today. We are not strong in adversity just because our forefathers were brave in the trackless wilderness. We are wot limited in our thought by what they thought in old Rome. We never consider olf Rome, or the French the early colonists. Let your ancestors ride if they like. If your respect for women comes from your mother, be thankful that you had such a mother, But if one of your grandfathers couldn't control himself, and another was too fond of his bottle, and one great-grandtather Was selfish, and « greatgrandmother was a little too vain, and it seems to you that you must have heen bequeathed all sorts of other weaknesses and objectionable traits by a host of an castors, then the only thing for YOU is to say, very respectfully “Grandfather and grandmother and the rest of you, you are rid fag in MY omnibus, and I'm giad to have you; but I've got MY OWN LIFE to live and MY OWN CHARACTER to make, and if you can't HELP me, why then YOU'LL HAVE TO GET OUT.” Cntheoe 4y Willie Leonard ef in us besides our an- revolution of ‘There's a little phrase we hear “On the job—” Which {s ali the go this year; ‘On the job.” When a fellow does a stunt, Which advances him to front, He is—we to say are wont On the job.” | Does he always lead the way? “On the job,” | Does he get _a raise in pay? “On the job.” } Doon he always get results, | Bounding on with eager pulse, | While his bows, well pleased, ox ults? “On the job.” Does he make a million? On the job,” Bring his rival to his knees? “On the job.” he cinch the girl securely lle the maiden smiles demurely? He's If you are not on It, get ‘On the job.” Only there is fortune met— ‘On the job.” Keep on digging every day; NO | VANITY THERE ’ | | ment | could | face to way [be spanked I mist Keep on, sonny, making hay; It he docs, we know he's surely That's the only way to stay ‘On the ntl ” } On the job. exc teres THE 3 | STAR DUST |— BY JOSH , ay ° o bit howapapers ip #00 It--Chigago Word From Josh Wire, this, not because we belleve it in the hope that other clties will Journal, An trieh Bull, That,” sald Senator Beverage of @ witticiam, “waa quaintly put It 8 ke the remark of the old vot eran, ‘Thin a man whe from his roont one night to let out the oat, stumbled on the landing and pitched headjong down inf the hal. ‘Why,’ Sila, called his wife, in that you? Did you fall down ataire” You, grunted the old ta +}low, rising slowly * 1 did, and for about The Modern Child | thought I'd Fiveyearold Netile had been! Argonwut naughty all day. Finally her mam ‘ ma, a Very pretty wonan, sat down and drow the litte culprit) acrouws her ample lap to ad minister the long-delayed punish Nellie’s face waa fairly buried In the folds of h mother’s dress. Before the maternal hand descend Nellie turned her “Well, if I'm gottig to have air,” “Th’ fem'nine pro blem's ter git. th’ mon’ dress out of th’ fowon’ yards ‘thout wkimpin’ tt." ‘'Y Joat my pension My Biggest Elk, tmmonse elk standing just & pmatl forest, As was too far ‘away to shoot, | resolved to cap ture him by strategy.” Stopping | from my piace of concealment, 1} advanced toward him some 10 paces, He looked at me tively, but did a then retraced my atepa nine pac ae though If retreat about, I again advanced thus approaching ap than upe the first casion, fy alternately thus advancing 10 paces and then rétreating nine | gradually grow #o © to himahat before I was aware | was too close to shoot, Still continuing this utnide Harper's Weekly A wisened little Irishman applied for a job loading a ship. At first said he was too small, but he Mnally pursuaded them to give him a trial, He seemed to be making | mood, and they gradually increased | the #iee of his load until on the last | 0 pa © nearer trip be was carrying @ 300-pound anvil under each arm. When he| method of imperceptible approach was halfway scross the gang |f at last found myself near « veh plank It broke and tho Irishman!to jump upon his back, Then the fell t With « great splashing | elk seemed to become aware of my and epluttering he came te the sur | presence and started to run at a face great speed. His pace was terrific T'row mo a rope!” he shouted and again sank. A second time he rose to the surface Trow me « rope, I say!” he shouted “again. Once more he aank A third time he rose struggling Bay!” he spluttered angrily one uv you shpalpes t bur ry up an’ Crow me a rope I'm go jim to drop one uy these damn Cings!°—Every body A group of New York Were talking about John W. Gaten’s rooms the iw Pia Hotel, rooms for which he pays $44,000 a year Bat being an expert horseman | was able to reach down and affix my pedometer to his fore leg 1 soon discovered that we were journeying south at the rate of miles an hour, By three o'clock in the afternoon the topography of the ountry had completely changed Soon T began to recognize familiar landscapes. By gently pressing my foot against the. side of his neck the elk tn the direction 1 destred Taking advantage of this fact 1 made for Rochester, my home, |renebing the outskirts of the ofty “Well,” sald an elderly bachel.|about ex o'clock. Dy this time or, “if Mr. Gates’ business bad all| the big animal had become ao ox been conducted with women, as so|hausted from fright and exertion much of mine fs, he wouldn't be that I experienced no diffioulty—by living in auch roo as those. suddenly mhifting my wetght to one Mr. Gates w discussing wo side—in throwing him to the grown men's ideas about business the front of my reuidence. As I did other night. He said & woman (so, Jiggs. my favorite fou terrter whom he knew once mafied her ran out and dispatched him with « broker this note bite on the ankle, He measnred brokers Please buy for my account| 18 feet from lip to beam and was 1,000 shares of PD. & Q. at 75.) an equal number of bands high.! Sell at 100, and be sure to send/ In some respects this was dn | me the profits by noon tomorrow, aniqnue expertence, but tndians jas tam gofme out of town | whom I have known have often told | Rochester Herald. mo they have seen elk when unin cao cumbered go at least # mile & mitt ‘The combined efforts of the po lute. How much faster, then Nee,” says an esteemed contempor | would one go that was suddenty jary, “have freed the entire city | surprised, as in thi Natere | from the stains of vice.” We print | Faker | === < omee Love means happiness, happiness means health, health means strength and desire to do and to do woll whatever duties lie tn one’s path. Give a girl @ lover and she will | go cheerfully aboot her work, take that lover away from her and she | will sigh and mope and read her. } eelf iato idieneas. if a girl has | no lover, the nearest approach ts | a love story, and if she can't have lovelife of her own she will bury herself in the lovelife of others and novel reading is no inspiration work BY CYNTHIA Grey. Love makes the heart giad, an 4a glad heart sends a girl singing about her tasks Lave makes shining eyes and iaughing tips, and tt ta the good natured, pink cheeked girl clerk who gets the customers and ta in the pennies. Love thrills even the indolent girl tnto and jnapires the diligent to increased efforts The girl who has a lover feels a tenderness, kindness toward everyone she meets. There is heart and it warms those who know her, cx friend or employer The girl who has a lover tries to make herse like her to be, She te fasti unaccustomed activity & gentleness and « sunshine in her npanion of customer | if what he would h dious about her personal appearance. noat about her work, diligent and honest. She makes herself over for the sake of the man she loves, and the company for which she works the associates who work beside her and the pub tic the benefit of her w happtaces in her helpful. cheert she serves get willing service. Were present the state from 25 cow om of | OF DRY DOCK will © Scholar Returns. »hanson, the first recip lent of @ Cecil Rhodes acholarabip from this state, has returned home. ear'a ¢ at University of Oxford appointed instructor in German at the University of Washington Johanson ts a graduate of the Unt Yersity of Washington class of ‘dt SELLING OUT Entire stock of high-gradef Clothing, regardiess of cost Store to be remodeled TAILORED-READY CO Cor. Faurth and Pike Humphrey dinpaich to urging that no delay in awarding the act for the construction of the qnew Puget sound drydock, whiely jthe department has indefinitely shelved Mr. Humphrey urges that the |Chamber of Commerce and other civic bodies bring pressure to bear on the navy-officials to have action taken toward starting the work Congressman | Saturday a long |the navy department there cont uree He | Summer School Clo A total of 233 students attended versity which has just come to a | Fieet of Rattloal: ips at Navy Yard. ~NEW VICTOR RECORDS Owners of Vietor machines will be Pleased to learn that Fecords sung by Alice nm and Flore lo Cor stantino are now on sale. chions have been re corded, and the records are eapec laily clear and distinct Drop into our Victor parlors any time and listen to these records. RAPRELERELRLRER La going | a minute and @ haift 1] gle STAR—MONDAY, AUGUST 5, 1907. : About 10 o'clock I discovered an! Inqutal. | t take fight. 1) | Turning | I found | was able to steer! | | | __FROM DIANA’S DIARY PANTING FOR ADVENTURE, M186 DIL PICKLES ANSWERS A MATRIMONIAL AD AND DRAWS A BLANK IN@GUPID'S LOT. TERY. n= (By F, W. Schaefer.) “ | HAVE BEEN GETTING MAIL BY THE CORD.” iv | I hardly know what to do. By sending my picture to Phite.| There is Mr. Finglemower putting ‘ jy | th 28 hours a day writing parsic mou Finglemower, the lonely ate missives, and here te poor me encher,” L seem to have STARTED | getting them faster than I can omething READ them, and the neighborhood Now I don’t know if tt ts my fa-| wondering if I have started a get tal beauty that bas got him going, | “C2 quick scheme or whether the “Lonely Rancher”) 't # up to me to come down to is just getting his stride as « cor ress (tacks with the Lonely spon but 1 am certainly, Rancher.” He has wasted hearing FROM Muskrat, Neb. ear-/0f 18% om blots representing k alone (To be continued.) ty, late and often. My second letter, with my picture | _ encloned in exchange for bis, hadn't) ho more then got to Muskrat hen the postmarks show, Mr Fingie-| Bovs Wanted | |alower took his pen in hand To soll Beattie papers, For infor Sines THEN I have teen getting | ™atlon apply to Geo. Engler, Star mall by the cord | oid library bullding, between Talk about ARDENT correspond 4 11 tn the morning and 2 tilt ence! |4 in the afternoon. Initiation fees Mr, Finglemower, to judge by his |0#4 by Bngter. er letters, ia going to have Diana Diil- | pickie'’s heart if it costs him every cont be has, And he says he is/ worth 975,000 | It's enough to turn any airt's| head. Only mine's been turned sol} 1205 2nd Ave, )OFTEN that my neck is stitt.| Therefore, my head in sow « litte | Popular Sheet Music slow turning. Strongheart - Be wus ors |} Whee the Flowers Bloom in U. S.N Y; { | Springtime Ine The Pacific squadron ta now at! emcee 4 — Hremerton, and the nary yard now || B¥*et Potatoos—Rag ane has more battlonhips of ali classes |} "* "8? an than ever before in the history of | alte Me Around Again, Wil the Puget Sound Yard te 4 Among others are the battleships || 'f Anybody Wants to Mest « Neteasta, Oreaea end Wieemmas Jonah, Shake Hands With Me gunboats Chicago, Boston, Al 1s¢ any, Charleston and Buffalo, the a8¢ training ship Philadelphia, the Kaw ibe prison ship Nipate mod the im-|} Honey Boy 18¢ Somebody's Waiting for You ibe ibe nee drydock. Boats leave Pier 2 at 6:30, 6:30 and 10 a m, 1:15, 2:20 and 4:20 p. m. Round trip Soe. Bometime Children from 6 to 12, half price. e+ MAY MANTON PATTERNS, 10¢. EVERY SALE BEGINS AND ENDS PROMPTLY ON TIME. HAMILTON BROWN SHOES. 8:30 to 9:30 BEST PRINTED LINOLEUM—Handsome patterns; aoe 75c grade for 1 hour, per yard ..... SPLENDID GRADE COMFORT CALICO—Worth 7c; Per yard jac cvccise FINE GINGHAM PETTICOATS—In assorted pretty stripes and solid colors; our regular $1.25 goods. Each T5e for 1 hour .....6..0006 PURE WHITE per yard 10:30 to 11:30 =_ —_—_—_—_ OUTING FLANNELS—Best grade Outing Flannel in light and dark colors, stripes, checks, etc. ; where; per yard 10¢ OUTING FLANNEL 12 every- a¢ WOMEN'S PURE WHITE less, wide lace trimmed knee; UNION SUITS—Sleeve- l¢ our 39¢ goods; each 2 PLAIN WHITE FANCY STITCHED OR TAILOR MADE BELTS—The newest style, effective and pretty nickel buckles; a 15c seller. se special SILK MULL red, champagne and white; 27 in, wide; navy, brown, gray, maize, one hour only, per yard 10¢ "Thay Convens¢g {@ funant,” hyerwaz.” Wodtany?” * "Bodiwentwalkn with jim Diddeu "Yeah Hootol Nevermind.’ Cournwugmanud, Sheezony wanttold Huh! lors | tables and the only } in Seattle. * duced prices to lay in appro } priate apparel for the two or the Universal - "MAIMENLIZ: Br i Fy. 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