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__ THE SEATTLE STAR BY STAR PUBLISHING co. “EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, Temporary Offices, P. Felephones— Editorial: Independent S75; Sunset Main 1080, cule Sunset Main 1050. ~ Independent 113 Business: PALEARD STAR AGENCT—am Ballard Ave Gunsed Matlart se EVERETT OTAR AORNCT—W. ® Leman’, a Hewitt Ave, Banset, Mate #% tix conte per Week, OF (Wentp-five conte per month, Delivered No free conten One cant per cons te tah “or earvier ai the Pustoftice ai Seattle, Washington, a2 second-class matter on eapires em the ee it subscription hae Bet from ne’ Hiat, “A'chenge of date om ot The Siar fail to reseh oy nat please telephone us every time oe eat if you show mise H more than ones, + cam be certain of giving our eubsoribers © perfest war “FINANCIAL INSANITY" with « immediate! We have tingle pleasing to the becomes a by had = “frensied we are told Brery once fn awhile a pues American ear is thrust upon use and word on every American tongue, Gnance,” we have all been driven to “brain storm: that we also suffer from “dementia Americana,” we have siready gone howling “on the warpath.” The latest thing, however, ts “financial insanity,” drother to “frensied finance,” closely reinted te “unwritten law” and ao first cousin to “dementia Americana.” ‘The other day a man in Boston, charged with having erimt wally concealed his assets from bis trustee In bankruptcy, was gtven his liberty on a plea of “financial tnsanity” He had an fneane habit of apending money, later having no idea where the money went Alaa, bow Qn that oad Bot many there are of ue who ought to be in say there is a national sin heavy on our Amertoan shoulders of getting through money, There ts hardly an American y with @ plea of “financial insanity “ ae have a terrible habit of epanding money « where ft goes, Ask any American housewife and you that euch |e the caes, does the money go-—the money we spend? Bvery om coal and off and meat and milk leap ap to « t Where does the money go? To the Coa! Trust, and Milk Trusts, That's where it goss. wre all insane, of we would never stand for such o We will have to find out where the money goes, fied out we'll be mad. Seaddenly we will w ap. Nive tomahawks and take « jaunt down the “war will be a great splash fnto “unwritten taw" A demented Americans will swoop down tnto Wall will be ao pulling Gown of strongholds and « balls and bears. fume! \ ats who } fm the “immunity bath” These thin are not to be @& Don't you know that the joke on ve? ‘Where dors the money go? How many times have you asked that qurstion? 5 A ERNEST AS So DOVE /DOVES AND THEIR FIRST BORN Dy F. W. tebaeter, ieiehor cence There 1 nt let yo Mra Du why Tent she cute? Mr, Di ISNT she cute? 1 me “Nettie” of “Jeanie” tn “ stead of “Jeannette Both: Ymn't she Too Cutet Mr. Di Well ohetoW-0-a-T Mrs. Di The tea of Uncle what—Do you want to name her? Crab telling us to same her Cal Mre D Jeasion, of cow Mr. D: What's that, the name of + Mr, Di Calliope te « Greek name. & popular song or « corset? Dot 1 Gom't exactiy eee the applica- Mre, D Lemusi, it ten't; and tion. As Baby emits « baw!) ¥ | you know tt 4 eweet @inger, I wonder if Uncle Cra game for « 4 “ confound him Mr. D ; Mre Dv and out Mr t game, if you to * Mra b How? Mr. D w fo 6m agreement about | ax ple ; Dr 1 don't fancy An wie # Eaiwags Preferred Doris ake Baby ¢ ; D. (very taxy If you call « hat, « Seat & may meke me think of be t ame tor Ba! @ Wultress at the quick lunch Me Mre Aoubtt i mame fs Doris. Mr. Dh: (under hie breath); ¥ : Mrs. Bu I never meant for One and I bet yowl wels Ute pre q Moment to call | euch an ordt-| pares the hat.) a Zo PREFER it to| The Baby ectously eluten wou ther call her) ing . « pink paw ie @enrething oultur 1 me yel- | guided hat); Weugh-h-b @), Uke Karms Mra D. (deliriously ossicn Mm. Da Wow t It sounds s JSBICA! Gooddy. gooty fo much ike * of ef M folding the 11 other pe pean Novelty Ac. all her Coraile | pere I wrete Jessicn on Mee Du Dear . rT. | the w . aen ike mame * at the The Br EVERETT TRUE Our 173 ONLY ONE DOLLAR A MONTH, MATRUE. YOU Mi MOTICE THE PRICE ~ /7 COMES IN SUCH A WAY YOU NEVER FEEL /7- OF ————— { WELL, TH/S COMES IN SUCH LA WAY You Do rats iT ity ZA STAR DUST A Word From Joab Wire leave them? Bren a good ex cuse le sometimes worse th'h none confessing O'Prien was that he tnsisted that we agree to let him have a knock out calle attention raved @ A Tacoma man to the fact that he has « railroad at a profit without violat the But he can't hope te iraw any of the public's interest from B. H. Harriman, who te |how he does it by breaking the | law | Frank Gould, son of Jay | hie mother-in-law « “fussy old woman,” and although they've }never seen ber and don't know anything about her, some 20,000,000 lmen in thie country will agree with him Tom Piatt is expressing his deep lregret for making Hoosevelt pres | | le new Mabelle Gilman Corey has had | severa) thousand calling card) printed. Where's she going to) Now that all the rest of them are | don't mind admitting that one reason we didn’t fight Jack | SEATTLE STAR—SATURDAY, MAY 1 | | ball waen't the game fp ‘67 that £ | buflding. lident. However, Tom may have “Jargon te highly slated over } this one consolation He didn't something What is it? |make him president the second Hie wife wae the victor in an Ume. oratories! contest at ber club last - night | Poot! My wife's the viotor tn | And tt may cheer him to think jthat he couldn't have prevented | Roosevelt from being president ne at home every night jain discussing to whether or not the: death easier for « path the question should As | | Let's Get In on Thin | You never can know the convent- ence of a checking scecount until lyou have tried one. Whenever you | feel disposed to test the matter we make dying easy! The doctors al! over the country |/ bh most of the doctors don't |) rents || shall be gied to supply you with A year-old boy who the necessities of such account. Shakespeare bas been found tn | |THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK Iilinola, Addittonal evidence of thts | Advertisement in Plymouth (©.) | boy's wisdom is found fm the | Advertiser that he refuses to be intervie | ssngear on this May weather | The new traffic manager of the Vanderbilt roads, salary $25,000 a year, began as an office boy tn 1867. In justice to the office boys today it —— be remembered that base Don BURDEN wilt voUR TROUBLES The drug trust hae been Billed by the United States court, but whether tte deed or sot is another quee- tion | } | a4 left thetr bustness behind them ey had By fetme Travers. pression of the bored, wes the tions of each day at the fire new tables table tn Beat emen would « of wite ® world A piace for gen asives eet th in the shop to take your fidence, but it ti) the onty te dreary Dia detalie sidn't you pt were going to the only 6210 pool =r ssene ou | For Saturday Only pick . « who» e * LisTERIN® Fleguiar as or tise, special Saturday hee BOROLIPTOL — Regular tine, special! Saturday SB rs beds FORMOLID perfect relaxation eg ular wine, epeolel ’ Their bust ree Listen ANTIWEPTIO F iD—Per ful pint bettie, Tbe nootHs MYOWEL—The Av Dry: Cure for re a RDIGH AS waht jer 01.50 bot *peoial PRPTO | waite Lo a e 100 bex, special BeAcMOLA iti’ POLisl eqular We bom; special ¢ or vk Lowres HYDE ANTIV Guaranteed te racte Agié, Wensein, Kuce lyptus, Reeercin and Solidi flea Forme nyde, per cake E. | EC Ee AER SN APSR Lew ° — ||| por Won’ ot d ab WESTLAK E'S AND oe Gletinetives ' NAVY = avarn ¥YoR _ Th atinetlveness and CANT otter origina. sur styles, the deatse Wee comp! f our stock, the awe otal quality of our merchandise, the WEHATLAK ES Made of sik CYCLONE ORNAMENTAL FRNCR AND GATES, TRELLIG snp FLOWER GUARDS The mest durable ana erna- tal galvanioed Wire Fence on et for the money We carry in stock Eastern Outfitting Company, Inc. 1B8E-34 Second, near Usion bie Oreait # styles im height of 20, 96, 46 and 46 Inches Call oF write for oa! ue and prices PACIFIC WIRE 4 PLATING WORKS. Ine. 5298 Firet Ave. Phones: Main 1048) Ind. L. 2098 od | earned the eeeret of hap: | “Tell your trowbies te & polles ° finesse, They did net have to be! va to the po Tt fe said that the first person eeaumian’ &o who Gave utterance to thie waivers erate wife who wae brough to the point of exasperation by « and whe tne te weartiy - _| over the business triaie and Oriental 4 and Pool Par lore, 1412 Third ave, have eight , 1007. WHY Farmer Humbug~- Wonder if one of those gold bricks | #0 much about? Dr. Lee Bh dentiat Phone Main IS IT? CONSIDER the MePhail the finest plano made—examine it thorow and you will agree with us THE MEYER-TONER PIANO CO. 314 UNION BT eeeeeeerererereeseresess. ARCADIA ARCADIA | Owing to the magnitude of im- Soil provements its excellen transportat dia is destir Irrigation of people w iences and suburban h ARCADIA has level, withe Health water right, system now under constructi soon be cor Climate $10 dow cures you bearing. Good Call for full let of Arcac Markets GRANT going on at ARCADIA, t location, dry climate, ion facilities, ete., Arca ned to be the future home ho want all city conven- yet have the beauties of omes. rich, deep soil, mut stones or alkali; free Water perfect title on; will mpleted. n and $10 a month se- a five-acre orchard in particulars and book- { ha— & DYE FISCAL AGENTS 329 People’s Bank Bldg. REN TON THE PITTSBURG That sour Inter urban aad glass works, the broad will understand why ing their plants there tke a big stat « n there a pottery works, The GSeattie Factory Sit R. V. Anker tle men as at ton which w 7 frering yo You cannot afford to delay nothilng f 465 x 100 Lots to 80 « 177 COME OUT other manuf Seattle, Wash. OF THE WEST ome yut if you will take the 1 see the coal mines, car shops, w milis, railroad facilities and acturing companies are build Ber Seattle Car Mfg. Co. plant nm the largest plant of te Ring tn the ning Co. has purchased its si ite buildings a few days x The Twine and Spin Stirrat, President and he most prom * $425 Up SUNDAY HOLMES & HARING 606 2nd Avenue 217 James a me Buy your Hat af x Co., 148) ana ¥. Soestals ~ HOW $2,500.00 WILL BECOME $10,000.00 Without inconvenience, without extra work, ang without : in the assurance of perfect safety, upon an aggregate investment | $2,500 in Beattio business property, you can create the | “nest egg” of $16,000. rable which | Simply by setting aside the small eum of $100 « year, nearly everybody can do if he will, under the [ real conga reatal ot The Trustee Company and reinvesting the year to year, you will be able to accumulate the snug sum of imately $10,000 in 26 years, figuring the rentals and fet at the minimum rate. As & matter of fact, the accumulation odouty, edly would be considerably more than 016,000 The following table will show you how an investment & year in central business property in Seattle under this will accumulate year by year TABLE OF RENTAL AND INCREASE VALUE On the Basie of $100 & year Investments Increase Total Yoars. & dividends. values. accumul’n. 1 9 106 | $ i - ae 5 232 3 aa? 0 68 ‘ ‘2 bié 6 so om » 4 7 164 ’ 206 264 v 830 Ml 406 2 42 12 oe “ oon 6 ne 6 968 7 1108 is 1267 ot ae 20 1047 2 1,866 a3 2104 23 2466 u 64 26 2962 ‘This ts a matter worthy of your most careful early and we feel that you will be interested ip it Get at once our Booklet Mo « THE TRUSTEE COMPANY LOWMAN BUILDING 2 y —= Concerning Savings Will YOU Let Experlence Teach You? Even in this prosperous State of Washington there are many old men who regret bitterly that they did not work enough, read enough, study enough, and par | } tieularly that they did not | save money in their earlier life i Each of these older, wiser, | sadder men could infinitely im — prove the lives and the happiness: of hundreds of younger men— if the younger men would only — listen to them and profit by their experience. They would tell you to work, they would tell you to study, they would tell you many things NOT to do, but eves, iota Buuidens. if you refused all the rest of their soci” Kiae ce ha advice, they would insist upon your BAVING MONEY. If you save REGULARLY (even if only a little « week) and put these savings in a good, strong bank, where they will earn 4 per cent. compound interes, your money alone will in time be earning more your work could possibly earn. That is real inde | pendence. Contented is the man or woman who bat” it when sickness or old age comes along; or whet as come they must, for prosperity always hard times come. cannot last On Savings We Pay 4 Compound Interest Out-of-town readers are reminded that deposits may be SENT BY MAIL with every certainty of prompt attention, and at no more trouble or i f you lived right here in Seattle and pad a are to bring the deposit, SEATTLE who may be unable to visit us during banking hours | are also invited to send their deposits by mail. At7 counts opened front $1.00 up Largest Savings Deposits in the Northwest. Resources Over $10,000,000. Reserve Over $3,000 More Than 24,000 Satisfied Depositors. Scandinavian-American Bank | Alaska Building, Seattle. than Player | Pia nos | “THE HOUSE SE OF QUALITY" &Ga 1406 SECOND AVE. Eight Different Makes LOWEST PRICES