The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 20, 1907, Page 4

2 THE SEATTLE STAR M BY STAR PUBLIBHING CO, 1307 and 1300 Beventh Ave @VERV AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. aaa ~~ Telephenes— calf jorial! Independent 879; Sunset Math 1080, juainesst Independent 1138; Gunset, Main 1080 “TE'TBALLAND STAR AGENCY aM Ballard Ave Sunset, Mallard to NVENETT STAR AGENCY—W, H Leonard, 140) Hewltt Ave, Munsee Mi "Ge cont per Copy, HR ents per Week on \wenlp five conte per menth, Deltvered Oy mall oF carrien, Ne free copies ro Mar ORIBRKS The ai aaron label of cack paper. Whee See's Seek, Eas, 1S Sevens, vone came Le wi irons Inbal te & revetpl. ed wt the Postaffios 1 Then your ebeeription expires te viva, Wt Pour eubesrtption “Siu Ube lok. "A shange of ante nd clans maton ie a “ it Romttta Wardineton ay NOTICE TO SUPBCHITRA®-areuld peur cony ck ANY evening, please do ae the favor te 1s, between and 10 € The Btar tall to reach call wp Our main office, Polock and we Will send you & cupy please telephone ws every tine Fou mine tt way We cnn be certain of giving OOF subseribers @ perfect servioe—and ony way Soap and Love Making Douglas Fairbanks, of New York City, makes soap during the day and at night makes love on the stage. And thereby hangs the tale Fairbanks has a jing part in “The Man of the Hour” at the Bavoy theater. Years ago he was the playmate, in Denver, of Miss Beth Sully, When these two met agala in New York they feil vio lently in love with each other, But-— There was the stern father Stern fathers who are millionatres do not as a rule look with much favor on Nevertheless Fairbanks made marry Both, The millionaire rather liked the young man’s way and thought. Among his other property needed attention. He thought to try the mettle of this matinee idol. And so he offered Fairbanks a chance to learn the soap business. If he should make good at the business he would be general manager of the property and get the girl to t And this young American with red blood in his veins jumped at the offer, He went to the theater manager who had him bound in a con tract for five years and told his story. The manager agreed to re Jease him only at the end of this year's season And Paifbanks now gets up early in the morning, alls and tends to the tubs at the soap factory. He ia learning the Dusiness from the groand up. After supper evening dreas and bécomes the stage lover. The wedding will take place in June. ‘The story is a typical one, such a one as no European could un derstand. lm Burope men follow, generation after generation, the bust ness of their fathers, They cannot adapt themselves to pew sults. In America every young man is an opportunist and turns his band to whatever offe: If one can succeed in acting, why not In soap boiling? Teasoning may not be pat, but the thing works—in America. And when you add to the soap business the winaing of the girl you love— actor sons-in-law his «vowal to Sully and asked to He latenod waa a big soap factory that oot dons his over he assumes pur The Nelping the Swindlers ‘Two afternoon newspapers in this city, whose columns teem with quack doctor “ad patent medicine fakes, and the paid matter of skin.game mining companies, are trying to offset the Star's expose of mining swindies by publishing columns of matter exploiting the “immense mineral resources of the State of Washington.” The day is coming when the law will prohibit fake advertising, and wil! impose heavy penalties upon publishers who accept it. Tt te & lamentable fact that at the present time ninetenths of all the surething games, by which the public is victimized, are worked through daily newspapers ‘The proprietors of these papers know that they are helping to Promote swindies, but as long as che price ts forthcoming, they are willing Some of them then ease their by printing ments on the Sunday Schoo! lesson and perhaps add @ sermon on sin, by the Rev. Mr. Hank consciences com- Be a Goat---Butt In Ate you a goat or a sheep? A goat butts in; a sheep follows. Some people would not Hke to be called a goat, but it is better to be called a goat than a sheep. Don't be a follower. Be a leader. A sheep is a follower, It ts the animal that is led to slaughter. It ts always the victim. Its Meece or its flesh is easy plunder. To get ahead, go abead. Don't aiways look for the beaten path. Plunge into the untrod- den fielis. Fortune and fame awaits you there. Great men became great because they left the common road. Columbus, Galfiea, Newton and Morse did not follow the mub. They mastered what the mob knew and thea went on and on. The trails they biased are beaten paths now You must make other trails, There are plenty of sheep to fill the old paths. Don’t be content with being a follower. Only the weak should be in their ranks. Rather be « goat and get ahead ewe ee a STAR DUST By “JOSH” all , th caller of the the door. o early woman at It's funny to see a barber une the sanitary precautions known to sour-faeced “I expect he Poe ee PPP PPP ee ee ee DIANA’S DIARY CHAPTER NUMBER 1. SERRE ee ed Ree ee eee he “OF THE FAMED OLD DILLPIC KLE FAMILY OF CHARLESTON, 8. C.1" ME BAID. in Well, | HAVE got myself tnto itt Tonight | wae the guest at a @well card party, having been Invited |through my cousin, M Van Tramp, who is a lady teacher of bridge whist to fashionable soclety. WHO do you think was intro to me there? Why, the head of our firm, Mr. Telemachus T of Taffeta & It aman With great tact Mra. Van Trump did not announce me as a store lady, but Miss Diana Dillpiekies, a vt va little southern belle w ting us for a few weeks Wouldn't it jar your mother's presery Mr. Taffeta’s fate Ht up at Onew like an automobile lamp ‘Of the famed old Diliptekle family of Charleston, 8. C.?" he aaid, eager like, What could I do? 1 murmured. Mr. Taffe! a middieaged gent and a widower, Hin ta all about family histories--bow the first Taffeta came over on Mayflower and bow the South Carolina Dtlipickles were of old Cay aller stock. It amused me to hear him, ESPECIALLY as our name ts ja translated one. My remotost ancestors | know of are the Diligurken | who came over from Holland in 1848 I got away with the South Carvlina part of It af right, but Great j Beets, SUPPOSE he should see me behind the counter in his store! (To be continued.) V.-P, FAIRBANKS DISCUSSES THE» CRISIS WITH JOSH WISE “Yop-yea, (From a snapshot by our own staff photographer.) “TH VICE PREGIDENT VERY KINOLY CONSENTED T" HAVE HIS PICTURE TAKEN WITH ME BY HIS SIDE.” Editor of “ Dust.” By Special Delivery Letter to the tar WASHINGTON Feb. ~“Th’ | sucked frum th’ cireumambient at |paths avy glory tend but to th’| mosphere an’ shot through metallic grave,” sald th’ poet ye an’ | Conductors t' our domiciles. years ago. Them words wus writ How about th’ presidency? ten before we had any United | says I [States uy America er any # Th’ race ja not always t' th trast er biseult trust er any Fi ewift,” says he Jory sextet, but how prophetic they| “No,” snys I. “sometimes it's t’ jare! That poet couldn't've hit it th’ long-winded.” Thanks fer th says he You have no fears? “None whatever. any better if he'd had @ list uv our) encouragement,” | president's nailed up on th wall when he wus writin’. 1 c'dn’t help but think uv th’ poet's gentas view There are no THE SeATTLS STAR—WEDNESDAY. FEB. 20, 1907. WHY, OH, WHY? “Why didn’t they Wke him Yeu, white?” Pocahontas’ f “fecause they were red. Keep| “Why was he her ttn | still a minute or two, will you" 1) “Don't bother mm The ahiep — . « thi i 1 don't) sald We are “AN right,” aald the more or lesa] "Where did John Capt. Smith get oo A anne linge tg phil aii Gest: sons ee kolng to kill you, hued k into |the doll baby?” Magi. “ Whe a6 us . hie shale cane hie lege, “LN At the toy store,” 4 weer. = doting ve spate ath Capt. am ‘1 he want to i Joh tell you just one story, just one,| Did Santa Claus give itto himt'| till, I won't tell you! “Because Capt. Joh 7H romember—and then you go to| “Yea. Now, keop still for a min-| | ap wi ath ees ona Whi p hn Smith wag ¢ bed» Now alt back a little from the /Ute. That night, while Capt, John The Indians gore 6 ith’s house Wouldn't he gt 4 fire, for you might tumble ia if you|Sinith was altting in bis house he |ran into Capt. Jain pimitl ® nen able «ive them any doy [should fall And don’t rock #o|heard the Indians give warwhoops, | and threw him own 8 ne floor | sae ; F , Ihard, I'm afraid you'll tumble over |'ke this: Oo-o0!00! 00-00-00!" | and ted bie hands snd feet | | Weutent eo ok 00k 8 Chiba 2 lige "Why did the Indiana do that?” | “Why didn’t he lock the door as | babi kive them any gon 4 Wal, chee upon 0 time, when| “Thay were angry. They always| “THe Indians werd (SO Gunnin No, | i there was nothing around here ex-|yell like that when they're angry |for Rim, Nothing Js 90 quick as an), Indian toot ee | trees and bears and wolves Why were they angry?” indian, on wan Ke Oke lub and he ly deer, & man Ramed~-——-" “They didn’t like Capt, John gh Aerepes b vt Pocahontas ranean, ” 4 too?” the new century | Smith », not a horse, nothing ne ; ‘ontne tak tm and ow isan pdt apa “Why didn’t thhy lke him? beled ble hande and feet, and the ns around Joh tks, on teen, A ” Heécause he wan white big chief Snttiy os att Why weren't the ? He gana “a a & ie (oe, eons, fas A VERE EERE EE ERE EE ER RAE RRR ERE é the big ehle® emt the Why wae it tao cold for lions? y> pe aa Joba Sauith’s mt iit uae they can't the} z | a snow, A man * | w sor . Why oan't they * j } c we God made them so they | # * they sharp? Os A man * * f le out we “Why did he « # {and shoo with Cam - Now look here. You muatn't i* * Smith Interrupt me any more if you wish | y « | “Why 4 to hear this story. You mast keep ARTIST GRUE’® CONCEPTION OF INTERESTING FAMILY % Because he hed lean. ¢ upon a time, when . AFFAIRS AT THE BEGINNING 5 |Smith for being good Po there was nothing here but bs ea th ttt th ttt (ein Te shook bands with and wolves - |John Smith and them they ait And ustle Seems ‘ 2 the chiefs house and had @ No, no deer tan dinner “ | You sald th were Vhy didn't they “Did I? That's right, so I did | smith » house bea, Mr, You, and deer, Well, Capt. Joho Bees une © wae See Cream a¢ Smith came to this country tm a the chief's house. And after xreat big boat Capt. Joba Smith and the =a Why dida’t bh ame on the choo |were good frie choo ears?” A silence of « minute, ‘ There weren't any choochoo Father cars then. He came in a boat You y One , “Tell me about Jobn Capt Why werent there any choo again Smith need fT walt I don’t know why. All out 0 along to Pmt 1 know is there were no choochoo cars. One day Capt. John Smith was golng through the woods and) jhe saw j | “A bear | “No. He saw——" | Little Hed Riding & sr” | | “No. Me saw little Pocahontas. | | She | You sald there was only bears | an ives an’ little deers.” | “1 forgot the Indiana. There were Indians, too, Indians are red poo iple They ! “Why are they red | Derasse God made them red Th ) “Why did He make them reat | | “Mecause He Itked to have them red idn't He ike them whiteT* He liked them red “Why dido’t He like them whiter” jecause He wanted them to be "Would he like ws to be red?” No, He likes as to be white.” THE PROPOSAL. Same, 6 Quality and Economy Are Safely United Here 13S S2&&25 sey) — The store where Httle money buys most reliable — You buy here with the: pertedt { your interests I looked after, The ln for gene. TRUSSES, We make « specialty es and are sole agents ral well-known the Sm “Now don't interrupt me again} - p ah You must listen and pot talk if you ~ le bright wish (fo hear Ee story, Wh) gt tet et eee ee ee ee ond expert wan I . * + tn sttendanee “You said he met Pocahontas.” * bl « yaacameureese.|? NEAR-LIMERICKS | She w the big little girt * 4 ‘The chief was a great big Indian,| @ BY STUART MACLEAN. * oh, so hight My, he was a cross| » chief | RARER ne teh eh te "Was be red? Sten te eee sok’ Bn Red tent (See if you can make ‘em rhyme.) feathers jo bis hair and on his A luteal lady fre Wheeling, back.” Who in theories always was extremely apropos, j he could tie? he t of a plan—e Ca John Sim paid. Me ry that was grown without teeth.” Nauk vieit your house? "No,’ said oung lover named Jack . sat on & Louis XIV, chair; | “Was she « naughty lttle girl m he thinks what be sald “No, she was a good little girl His fiee grows quite ashamed of itself, “Then why didn’t Santa Claus And be’s nover had nerve to pay his party call be visit her house?” j : , 8 eat Single “1 don't know. All I know is that | An amusing young person frow Hocking ag = he didn't, Don't ask foolish ques Remarked, “While not given to lyper-criticiam, Th ker D ©. tions, “That's too bad,’ Capt. John It strikes me as strange e Qua r Bmith said. ‘Here’s a little doll That a girl shouldn't be thoughtful enough 1013-1018 iret Aw baby for you” i Fourteen department hez a tempting special to bring you to our store ff Amoskeag Apron ecience and the state board of is,” was the reply. “I'd like to see he bed ene . health—and theu wie everybody's him for a few minutes.” “So would esas talkin’ ¢' Vice President wal” = my ran axa tt Gi h ° 4 ome he | menaree " - 6 brush on your head. SE eB yg born home ye Our vice president is one uy th’! Walks over th’ dead leaves leaves ngham c tr n rn 0 footprints.” . - —— country's safe an’ sane men. You! no footy : : , They're Onto Him. Gayley—You baven't had oe| sever hear uy him fMyin’ off th’| Th’ vice president very kindly From 8:30 to 9:30 only. John D,, ‘ casion to accuse me of playing |>andle an’ Tarbellin’ th’ gigantic consented t' have bis plotare taken 4 vrand sortment for When oll goes up Many: Dame | SO ant coe earn p interests th't have developed this| with me by his side are aya hes Because it soaks the users ely AA cou fro a wild forest to a Yours truly your selection; this best of ; Mrs Gayley—Tt ears, my pe: . ‘njitmainty Acaiedieste vuln When oil gree dows they diame) Me Gayley—hnree years MY! network uv pipe lines an’ railroad JOSH WISE sll Gin for one lon ieosuse it seks producers | ane How 40 you know it's| fucks covered with private cars. |—Goccial Agent, B.D. Smalley, of Ml jour per yard , es pe ‘omin’, e does, from Ind ihe” Wasbinee . ce your, per yare Tle Ian't the best of thyme, but) Hee Me _necause | it fs only nacheral th’t th’ vieo| Company lott tec the ene shows resident is not #0 broad a man : : i s this dress that long, and pire” on Monday (o Inapect the 5 t t p ‘That John is blamed, however it |e ieee eae ht von~-Catho.{U# Mr. Taft, but is tnelined t' bel Pormnany's busitoss there Ses cents goes. lic Standard and Times narrow. He ain't much uv a man -- fer detatla, overlookin’ many things coe naturally Lapa ~ met Still, he has made a success In 25e H $ A ly who has reached the age o' m directions, bein’ a tall hustle @ without ever seeing a railroad eng Ge eS een eer aera c ho 15 upporiers train. On the other hand, her folks ixer an’ I sh’d say th’t when th NEW c never had to scan a list of the vic bile po nated = him fr In th / republicans nominate him they n is sale are included tins to see if she was killed In a 0k long chances both W M ' wreck i “What do you think uv th’ site OODS H “ oie — h black x n, Mr. Fairbanks?” says 1, be e Supporters, both black, ‘The hen gets weary of the job } ginnin’ our interview | P| white and the differ And quits it soon or later, | “Ab, th’ presidency?” says he e mt st n the “Pin But you can always bank upon | No, not that one,” says lL “I de tank onal wes’ she The faithful incubator ip mean th’ situation confrontin’ ws DAILY ~ BF pers iat "Y eee oa a crists shoulder, round the waist Alas, it le only tee true that Tak yom 1 enlersiéd;”. k lly every know : ' 1 7 understan¢ ay ractically eve nown style this is the time of year when the lhe. “Th’ close stndent uv events ¢ nN ice trust doesn’t cut any ice. | | th’ man who endeavors t' keep in The rail dhe r 1¢ railroad situation A good many politicians could be | bene gE cll ofp All inaunat of yaw searched for an “exaggerated ego ee “y" n —— = a _ somewhat clearer and mo s goods be foand on them who tries t' see advancin’ spirit an ae a si. dy eiiined and the goods ‘ thought an’ inaues at their incep-|p “YY SAY Now U PrenA Aicsiveding & Wess, tion be tore they come rashin’ | brings fresh ne am Ma—But perhaps the young man | upon ‘im like an avalanche an’ car our Ne Fork in a lin tied pond Fe ogee A MUSICAL HIT. ry him with ‘em er grind ‘im to a ‘ w Y Daughtor—Yes, ma; how would it] = are e spot—in other words, the Silk and Woolen Suita, be if you kept out of sight when Minister—-So you go to school,|man who neon th’ band wagon while Skirt Coat Waist sad }do you, Bobby? }it's loadin’ up, cannot fail t' see , aists and he’s here?—Ally Sloper | “Let me hear you spell “Brede.” “She has a fine mind, hasn't} Spring excellec ‘oO she?” “Remarkable, One of those| “The dictionary spells it with an| wage earner has a share uz large pring is unexcelled for minds that, when you are with her, | ‘&' Bobby.” proportionately us th’ mightiest|{ variety and excellence of mu can't decide which makes you|. “Yes, sir; but you didn’t ask me|captain uy industry whose indom-|§ cy vie. ¢) a nee Yeo more happy—to listen, or to| "ow the dictionary spells ft."—Tit|!table will an’ unexcelled skill in yl ur prices are right gealise that you are not married: to |-Btts th’ intricacies uv finance t’ say and we'll be delighted to her."—Lite. —— |nothin’ uv his herole courage, has|§ ... A | Begear—Kind Indy! Iwas not al-| brought about this glorious con pen an account with you “Is your husband yp yet?” asked| Ways like this dition for anything selected Lady—Yesterday you had the oth-| in th’ right wv fran: | If You Ww h to fer arm tled up. —Szutok cht a } commence Most nasuredly,” he replied} ‘bread.’ ” | that we are now havin’ an epidemic Millinery. Our uv prosperity in which th’ humblest showing tla Save for ee for DON'T BE A LATE ONE! Otherwise how could we induce our healthy middie age, ¥ tfind| ‘There is no need for you to wait combinations uy eapital itti pmbinatio pital, which we sonable investment timn ta o lothes. Kd. White,|t’ embark {9 th’ enterprises uv iy chs Gorman Gayvegs, melieing'a | th tar an, bio deuaw | ubtie sarvinks cuctt Ox OP tee Company, Inc, Lean 4 Their offer ia) roe filled latest creations (tation uv our citizens from th’ busy more pre ¢ than life insurance | In fine Scotch plaids fancy wor-|marts uv trade t’ th’ peace oll 1532-34 Second, nic and better t ings bank, for in nifty colors, olive, tan, ete,,/ tude uv th’ subraben allotments fer ee the return is greater. All members| same as worn this spring in New | th I sum uy five cents, en’ th “Beattie’s Reliable Credit share equally ‘o rata, Full par-| York city. Big showing of Mnglish | delivery uv a nacheral er artificial House.” culare from Chas. Owner, seoy., 418 |-twoed mixed colors. Seo them | illuminant drawn frum th’ inner re. uley bide. soe lat 208 Collins bldg *** |\cesses GY & generous earth or a quarter; all on sale at, pair 15 cents Famous for their comfort, tyle and desirability, the Jackson Waists are the equal article made ; tomor is on sale 29 cents Oe: Silk Bargain of handsome row the tan color na every color ; quality; on Not to go with a hole tout ensemble.” ie by London’s Bargain Colum ids each Women’s Shoes 95c¢ This Shoe is $1.50 leader ; our of fine vici kid, regular Lawn Waists on the Grill Thursday— 98 cents at the absurd price per pair 95 cents Beautiful desi Stripe Fabrics i ors »inch and far rns in Fancy differ ings ain weaves ; coh many bead I ent every one 95 cents Humpty Dumpty 37 cents MAY MANTON PATTERN® 100. HOME OF THE UNIVERGAL RANOGGE. ON ee eee / Low PRICES SUR CHIEF ATTRACTION military heel, patent leather cap; this stylish “Shoe has Fine quality lawn, perfe made us many friends; to ly finished with embroide morrow we expect it to make J lace and tucks; a reg us hundreds of new friends | $1.50 garment; special A Dress Goods Bargain d it Suit . red, browr ray and c« and regular $1.50 : » are < . } nation effects nlaid cover; natural wood or Oma you expect to buy eee os in plaids and a h Cover this sprin here | cee" these goods are | mental handle; a hummenat ox 7 " t up to 7 t i] v rT t and now, as this chance may | “°° 75¢ a yard; as Ja dolla ght to interest not occur again; make your at ‘ y mighty quick; at 10 @ selections; $1.50 values at as out in One Gay we hs the e, yard The fame attle-mace $1.00 Ww « velvet Ribbon Wheat Flake Id always r I Jumpers; the at 15¢, two for ase; Thurs Our entire stock of Alex ly stock in town; all the day this palat able, nutritious | ander and other makes, all | "ceded widths; come and see Breakfast Food, per pack ur Velvet Ribbon; per yard, . colors, kinds ; size y age 50¢@ to contribute A Stocking Special From 11 to 2 O'clock. Children’s Black Cash ed Hose; our a5¢ ct- ; sold thousands of ry, gure and ev lar customer satisfied; to for | morrow on sale from arto? o'clock at only, per pait= 15 cents GET READY FOR RAIN! $1.00 Umbrellas 69¢ grade twill gloria nCy 69 cents Velvet Ribbons 19 cents 35c Vests or Drawers 23¢ We'v onsidered these r t trade bring re ribbed, me lightly fleece lor;