The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 2, 1907, Page 4

| lame | Heid misses Pa sce eoreteatninete FIRST PRIZE FOR BEST CONTRIBUTION, $2; S*COND PRIZE “Hello, old man; what on earth THE SEATTLE STAR e———— | BY OTAR PUBLISHING CO, 1207 and 1900 Seventh Ave. | e EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. | — = Telephones— or eats Lao Editorial: independent S76; Sunset Main 1080, / Business independent 1138; Guneet, Main 1050, TSALLARD STAR AGUNCT-Om Baliara A « | be ' (row A change of date oa | » i The American Woman j The fondest and proudest belief of the Amerioan man ia tn danger of being Masted Learned wuthorities have made an attack on the charm and perfection of the Ame mn womear Prof. J, Lawrence Laughlin, of Chicago ity, comments | Bareastically on her slovenlivess of dr and yunces hor glide | and wriggle om the streets and on the stage as both undyiifted | and ungraceful. Henry James dectares that her ch te sloventy and derides her tongueless siobber or snarl or whine as vulgar and offer When learned authorities agree, who will have the hardihood to set up any question of their decision? But ts there any such thing as an authority on the subject of the American woman-or a other woman? There are some things that no man may know all about, and the first of these is woman. Woman ts a mystery which the wisest men of the world have not understood. Bren Socrates, with all his learning, did not know enough not to marry a scold. He know everything else knowable tm his day, bat not woman. Wise old Solomon took hundreds of wives, but died tn the con Vietion that all is vanity. Yot millions of men simple in mind and heart have found in a woman perfect completion of their Mves. There is no authoritative opinion on woman One man knows no more about her than another. Perhaps she doesn't always know herself very well Tt te not her speech or walk or dress that makes the woman. by any means, Some of the best women in the world have been defictent tn all of these respects. Some of the worst women in the w cld have been fully up to the mark, STAR DUST By “JOSH” “JOSH WISE,” THE STAR. A WORD FROM JOGH WISE. you doing with all those bum ~ at aeee eee eee Th AKATTLE STAR—WEDNESDAY, JAN em EVERETT TRUE’S TRIP TO NEW YORK---NO. 5 soda ain gale leachate tiedads : Aled ~ * ——, ~ » -. ~ » | ie ~~ » | PUEDE 2 he » | &tg YOUR PARDON, ~~ —<tee a * dur 7/2 Likt TO . a0 . = » | SHOW YOU A LITTLE ne » = ( ” CARD TRICK oesseve . « ByF. W. Schaefer . . * ts 4 Ww TReREEPEOCCCOC Ee eel - te fe fr 4 Bi L 4 fn . t Q t a r evens o “Vot dit you reception for your Chriatmans bresent, OegarT “Noddings, Adolf. But I came near gedding somedings, al: 7] MG YOUR PARDON, BUT 7D “Make me der diagram lat fo Snow pp MS “Why, Sandy Closs wae bringing mo a sofo pillow, bad STRONG ARM oh! Cw? A , dor pillow slip. u yen t adh ~ Dot ims ferry gedness, | hat yust such a accidence a MAN SIT DOWN JN NEW YORK - rd * er 3 “Git me der fairat ald to der accidence, bleax fuente “Why, Sandy Clos collisionsd mit der chimney when hoo was Sie Sa a | , bringing me a dosen bath towels, und dey wase lost ta der crash, 4 ger on maar Pa ha, hha, ha!” oe YOUR PEAT : “aly vite was luckyness. She hung up ber stocking, und tn der he Quaker D , morning dere wass clocks on id J rug ‘ You oan nod guecs vot 1 fount in my sovks Inet Grisem: 1013-1015 First Ay, Oh, yess, | cam ‘ “Well, vot - . “A varning from der Boart of Healuth, ha, ha, hat : “You are yust jealousy becoss I dit my shobbing earty.” “Yous, abould 3 a. m, mit @ colt chivel.” i : “VYoult you tnsinoot I was burglary, you Insulter, youT ' Dit you nod fall ofer der baby erib der odder sight und preak iat . “Yous, but to do mit your chartoh, vot hoes it" 1 “Den you are nod gulltlessly of cracking a orth, ha, ha, ba!* A goot breseat for you voult be a push tn der face, 1 made my Griesmas money tn a goot chob py der Mortst.” f ‘Vot cheb, binase?™ . “Trimming der corns on der mixtletos.” Oh tae mit a Morist KOHLER & | Vot ditting Ef Digging up vot der ty berries, ha, ha, hat” Established 1956, “Pferboty ad my house wass expectfulp & train for a pres PIANOS ence—my chilt a toy train, und my vife a areas wit a train--and dey 1005 SR0ONS AVE aad . Arcade iH Vot kint of s train dit you obtataingt Buliding. Me? Oh, as uaually all | got wass a train of thought.” “I am afralt you are only a commuter, Howeler, 1 subbosediy you vish eferboty to haf a merry Grisemas.” a Doth Phones 05. oe phones efter # a THE GRAND 33) 55. “Tam ashamt mit you! Vot tes der Oifferential between a ot Perforinenes tenlatt, Gay Bates Pest and dover secceteted te chime of bells and « lemon “{ keow der answer, bud id ise a segret.” “Deore ins po differential, Dey both haf « peal, ba, ha, hal” “Vot prings old Sandy Closs to Jenny? Gandy Closs! “Ob, a chicken vieh looks like a hemny Pringa old Sandy Closs toocee Jonay. Bandy Cloes! Bad id of eggs can nod lay any, Beeoss der poultry id's naan ise Beany, Sandy Close!” "Taking ‘em home. I've just fin- fished shopping for next Christmas.” : ; t. SEND IN YOUR YARNS. MAKE "EM GRIEF, AND ADORESS TYPES OF THE BLACK HAND. book keeper. applied for ‘Bair! Helen Deave it lying around on the chairs.” it lying around on the chalrs."| goon’ know so le paused there before it,—"Ah,| what have we got?” | He picked up the flower and} erled, | “Tia the last rose of ‘some-her’ “— he died © spot | B. TIGHE “I suppose your wife pats up ar guments oceasionally that you can't annwer.” “Bhe puts up quite a namber that she won't lot me answer.” | Git Edge Reference. An old colored gentleman having} seen an “ad” In the paper fer a the posi-/ , being asked if he under toad bookkeeping tm all ite “Well, aah, I ‘pout de Why, she can sit on it Grace: “Marie has such vai “How careless of her to!) branches, he replied mach PIANOS Steinway -. Knabe| PINEST LINE, ONE PRICE, HONEST METHODS. EVERYTHING MUSICAL. Sherman Clay & Co. 1406 Second Ave. Seattle, Wasb. 3 oe eee yore, an’ 1 “peare { me that mii the jem on her jacket, she reptied Shae OB we 8 teh | PTADChes pert, but I sho’ do under. stan’ bookkeepin’, I hav’ kap’ de of bible now fo’ nigh on seventy te I had never known my Annt Kathicon antil she invited me to @pend the summer at her beautiful home in the country, but it did not ‘take me long to love her after the first meeting She was a young woman, not ‘more than 27, and very beautiful 3 wondered when I saw her how ghe could have married my moth ers brother, who was a widower swith two grown children and at Seast 67 yours old Kathleen—she insisted that I drop the “sunt™—tmade every very pleasant for me. A fr caller was Jobn Kingsfe artist, with whom Kathleen seer to be in love. Not many mornings hhad told me of her enga Kingsforth, I was called int library to sign as witness a Which Kathleen held in. her No sooner had I attached my name than Kingsforth snatched the doc ument from the table and in a hol tow voice addressed me, while bis eyes were upon Kathleen. | “You have just signed a confes sion by which Mrs. Delamore places thing paper hand herself wholly in my po She admits that her late husband died from the effects of a poison admir istered by her own hand. It ts now My duty to denonnce her for th rime and I mean to : Suddenly @ great rumbling roar of thunder and a flash of lightning atartied ntive ory fell from she buried her face tn her hands. An-| d then a roar and to the floor while I! ered unconscious. When} her wp she wa 4 1 began to get well, Jobn Kingeforth came to me or day saying: “I have been so glad to hear of your recovery.” His voice! at first made me shudder, no ly from the patn of the a of our last meeting, but t ory of the woman whom he had 4 Mounced, although I knew not wh I felt so. From my expres that I was not him, and he remarked “I seo that I have judged rightly sion he ¢ od you will never forgive me. You think I did wrong withou 188. “Utterly so.” “The man whom that woman murdered was my father. 1 am Mgbert Delamore. 1 meant to tev both when the lightning struck down.” “You did shamefuli I cried “You were a cold blooded, schem ning | ‘™man”-— “But I was also my father n ber that. Can you not for '@ me, Evelyn, Cousin fvelyn? ‘6 another reason why you| whould try to forgive me. I love | you and have ever since | inet you.’ “And you renily loved me all the time?” 1 burst forth, beginning to tearful In eyes ‘Loved you?” he cried Ab, my whale lite be an anawer to that | let AT LONDOW’S ; ‘eal Armstre: In Joseph Murph “KERR Prices 266 "Well, ian't that something out v be o good mec ay yo ‘l ‘spase I got & on down in The Tonight, ail week, Matinee Thoreday and Saturday. @f the ordinary?” A teter with o —A. oO. te Bon Marche, ‘cause there was awful o ” “Not for me. Got toto the habit fine appetites « ane lots of jam there.” THE SELLE OF JAPAN. se through working on one of the max poor judge uv cook War Cries. A. O, WO | "The Real Novelty Comedy.” Evening Prices, 15¢ to 500; matinoes ines. I've already bought my fn" it’ all good t | Where anée the red man lived and eae lie “gon | h of July fireworks. I'll get bine, fought, Turning te Literature, 5... SEM primase | Feady for Labor day week after And lustily aid yell ‘em Emmett and Lawrence Haynes! STAR ee ext” Now through Seattle thoroughfares| Went to Sunday school and gx a} Pertaremaner e400 © coem tap. ean Salva¥on lasaien sell ‘em jenongh iterature to last them | MATINEMD BACH Dav aT be Guattiv'e Lasting Vensoriie Bouse, “Wore you ever arrested?” CECI, OGDEN. | month, such as “Pecks Bad Boy* prop IN AND STICK AROUND. os “No, but I once spent Sunday in - eth land “Ou a Mow Train wnte; Jensie Dale Opera Htars; Williams oe, dane- é ee Philadeiphia.” And the Verdict Was— The only trouble with simplified |Kansas."—-Sequachee (Tena.) News| $1"), yo. on ae re hy ps Musionist; Quigg & Every Cloak and Suit in the house to be reduced Sasi he ball had conciuded-—"twas late| spelling was that President Roose | ” ° ‘i ¥ oer 25 to 50 per cent to effect a clearance and make room for in the night, volt backed it, mot Nels Aldrich. As the principal tre th the spring goods—those are the orders! No more compete We strolled sick at heart through fetiriag Britts ambassador was 43 THEATER Mae ain 120 4 4204 a : . ego » goods a vestni Ciroumatantial Evidence. | that he could got play tennis, fence, |Lors Phones: Sun. Main 1904; ind. 4 hensive snowmg om the city to se from—all new A flower lay thore an the floor pale| Stuyearold Nelle came home| wrestle, ride horscback of |, antages players present absorbing Dramatic problem, “THE some less than three weeks from New York. You e : ond: while, | with jam smeared ail over the|dance, why wasn" some B ‘OWER HE PRESS. save from one-fourth to one-half on any garment selected, ‘Twas almost unscen in the steowe of her A Jechet ” hen man who served in the Boer war bo Doors open, matinees: : 10; evenings, 7:30. Performances begin, besides having the privilege of pay for your purchase | or mother asked her how she got | lected to succeed him? ° 5 , 8 . gloom; j . he J . bia enatignes, 3:15; evenings, 6:1 If in easy payments—a little cach week or month. Matinees Mc oeeeeeeneeenesseatentenes Union men take James st. rs [L_at tonnes] at connows |] at Lonoows | 2 GREAT SALES RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME Mammoth Sale of Suits, Cloaks and Ladies’ Ready-to-Wear Goods From New York Store 1112 Second Avenue---Many to Go Out at EXACTLY HALF | | What other store dare do the work of two stores shown you---our’s and the New York Store’s. Come to the store at once. house, Carpets, Rugs Lace Curtains Linoleums Stoves lron Beds Every article in the store will be on sale. Out of town people will find it decidedly to their advantage to come to our store, as the savings on a few family Homa UNIVERGA Morris Chairs Portiere Curtains Curtain Rods Ginghams Men’s Shoes Women’s Shoes How woul at once? When Silks Dress Goods supplies will be enough to pay all expenses of the trip to Seattle. The saving on one ladies’ suit can well be as much as $15 ci you like to buy a Bear Cloth Coat eee for the baby, worth $6, -. $2.50 “THE HEIR TO THE HOORAH.” Prices $1.00 to Bix to $1.00, Heat sale SEATTLE THEATER "0-08 © Brew, tigre Phones tiny, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday. | TAYLOR'S CASTLE GARDEN, Third Ave. and Pine. j Main 2690; In a. ae | Tonight and oll week, The Amsosn Overs Co in | / THE GOV -RNOR'S Wire” | noes tose Night, She and 60c, bones, TSc and $1. Matinees, 2 ver house DREAMLAND RINK _ Open Every Afternoon and Evening put the label on every garment. Bulte to orter, 815.00. UNION TAILORS. Two stores, 518 Srd av, 220% you visit our suit and cloak sections two stocks of choice goods are These chances don’t happen every day. London never didappoints anybody. Children’s Shoes Boys’ and Girls’ Shoes Men’s Furnishings Women’s Neckwear Thuraday and Friday mights ALLEN DOONE ye Great Irish Play, cow opens today eee 94222684 ee Bee Mm. ao ew ees Oe he sale starts today—every garment in the { Suit Department is reduc ad you're wel come to open an account with us for anything sel Remer ed Cloak a aan SBeaesam | Eastern Osttfitting Co., 1332-34 Second, Near Union Seattle's Reliable Credit House Including Sunda: Bim, the button man, makes buttons while you wait, All sines, 10 conte a dozen. THE LADYWA STORE, 1316 Second Ave. Oppes'te the Arcade. notion We For Irrigated Lands call on COLUMBIA CANAL CO, U. K. Loose, President and General Manager, 509-510 Ma- rion Bu'lding, Seattle, Wash. or Attalla, Walle Welle Co. Wash. DOWNING, HOPKING & Ine. GROKERS. Grain, Provisions, Stocks, B PRIVATE WIRE. Tel. Main 279.. ind. 278, Rooms 304-305-308 Alaska ee i in LONDON’S ANNUAL SHELF- CLEARING SALE IN WHICH NEARLY EVERY ARTICLE IN THE STORE IS REDUCED Trade inducements are offered all over the Special offerings are made in Women’s Gloves Sheeting Underwear Hosiery Table Linens Domestics Girls’ Coats Boys’ Cloihing Ribbons Men’s Gloves Blankets | Calicces WAY MANTON PATTERNS 106. ] Rich Furs at Half or THE univer AL RANGE,