The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 29, 1906, Page 4

THE ATTLI | STAR DUST By “JOSH” TH SY @TAR P FOR BEST CONTRIBUTION, $2; SFCOND PRIZE, + MAKE ‘EM GAIEF, AND ADDRESS RST PRIZE SEND IN YOUR YARNS. | “josH Wise,” THE STAR. if j _— ' The Hidden Knrook ’ sy when she] | ° a } ht to } at . set Ot Beattin Washington, as second-class matter treng of that = ~ . . report to the effect that A Sponge That Calls Itselfa Tee eee trald to go 00 Gal i : The stories about Abe Spring of Life tat Mayor Sohmits must have] August B New Y tonal m t ‘ come tax tw wagon trip, Uke} ‘ b f coding years, will = “a : eg No fee of any kind te} | ina { dectare excepting for eusblOD®| it wasait g goose. Tt was a hen if the gre f ‘ " wilt t caener at] cnat laid the golden exes ulation” b r n inhe e¢ om low do you know? : “t } Firet come, first served. That b y . f life" t Na weld. ¢ : ‘oah Wine, Sir Belmont has in mind the water in his ow He! New | Honor for John 0. 3 J ye Gast read in the paper ot! ark cree Saneee Sens HeneECS & ‘eagecte , } att Marqala fa gn Pog a man who was sent out of the cit fa to be brought un * " udeod a 4! = m Pe a De ‘enebe feller,” | by the police be jeune ing up of a considterat pring, A seaten be’ ie Ac ie head ot we enakes we At an't he by mane Sone ape nat 11 buale » sana) jealves and lamb, Still } more like spouges, that swe . cre 1 im | Bxaminer ln arolaen, shetmgn, erabe $ gee Mu b "ease )=6aanewor in rane ‘ Did the audience call Ranter| various bugs. Ph . A good sqtteore wo educe the and send the | nid ine at your next issue. water back to {ts prope | No, not call, It drove him out.” EMERSON LANDIS, 3 t be hard on from the sponge view-point - | 4 10, oe ‘, ‘» ; it nd never again | The Big Stick fo® Him. 219 W. Howe at. Queen Anno Hil Seeanieenes tant tabes sit aaa Pet se What are you golng to give your) Woll, young man, your letter has expels Is a dead one, anyw | wit Jopened a grave diecuasion We The possible effects of a curtailment of great fortunes form a 9 eat of becke.” Ithink as this te a free country, an Subject thet fs open to to jispute. But of all the opin neon tol—"|an makeeating io really a matter to keep the house | of taste, the same as cating snails fons ever expressed, or likely ever to be expressed, on the subject, A mot to kowp hogs, clams, oysters and shrimpe, | those of extremely reh mon, whe regurd thelr own Interests as being | bold expenses tn a a ee ee Paramount to public interests, are the most worthiess. “water! Water! Water!”|balmed meata, which are car | jehrieked the man who goes to the/and the label of which ote the sm. jbottem of things That's what's goods, the snakeeating gentionan | Pay of Congre aie | playing hob with this country! The! had a right to feast on them . aR Bh sat Sofoated | Maustrial enterprises will some day| Then, too, how mang poopie dat Because tho house of representatives the other day defea come to grief! Our captains of in *, wheat, bran, mash an od the Bill to ralse congressmen's pay from $5 to $7,500 & year, | dustry will fill them with water un feed in a modifies torm a4 the action is attributed to the frightening thought of what hap [til they ey i Dre akta " bd ee mae g eh | pened . r . at 187 But we have one enterprise that great boarding 4 Sere erat eee eens of 1008 needs It,” ingocently remarked the | “hash ai But the scandal of 33 years ago did not consist in the mere jon who didn't know so much; Why a snake should any paseage of « salary increase bill. bet im the making of the measure | shout the country | worse than a snail it le hard te oe Fetroactive so that congressmen oonld collect the additional allow And what's that?” jective. Peopte will shudder * on dack “The Panama canal. horseflesh ia mentioned, the horse ance for two years dac : et atoren being one of the cleanest animals It le more comfortable to believe that congressmen are honest there la, At the same time ther enough to realize that their prosent compensation ts sufficient for will sit down to & meal of roast their services. pork, even after they have seen him many a time taking his morn jing mud bath How many have ever stopped to compare the stall jot the horse with the pen of the hog? “fiat anakes? Why not? people | oot most every thing ele, even some things that 6 snake wouldn't eat. The anake-cating tmndividual was) very enake eating has ont a = come papalar, possibly om acqou! of there net being enough profit in canning the same That, however, should not be cause for expuldion | trom the efty; for right today there are many poilticians who bave bee | eating crow for 6 long time, and) are still residents of the city. Bat During the two years which constitute a term ip the house of Fepresintatives a member draws $10,000 tm salary, $2,400 for clerk hire, $260 for stationery and whatever amount his mileage may come to. He spends about nine mouths tn Washington, bat there aro few Tepresentatives whose devotion to pablie Mfe seriously interrupts their pursuit of private business. Prestige comes wit m congress, and serviee there af- fords an education useful in many occupations ‘The man in congress usually Mikes to stay there ae long as he can. Custom tp this respect proves that he would rather be in com gress at the present salary then take his chances at anything cise. Of course, the cost of living fg Washington te high. But for a mere congressman it is pet necessarily higher there than anywhere else. ‘There ts nothing ip his offictal position which compels him to seat cut @ wide social swath, nor ts his public service Increased by bis wuakes? Why sot? soak. doing so. paren If the congreseman uses his position to advance the social as LEAN AND PALE. Swearing Off. pirations of his wife and daughters, that ts his own private affair— wi be penatbte to fine the! 1% was indeed « wise philosophét ® part of the perquisite which goes with the office, not something [ice trust at Toledo, O, $3,100,000,|) who recently phiioseed Pa for the public to pay him extra for. says a news dispatch, Hope it) “Some men ere born to swear w 1 tn {ent comtempt of court to remark’ sme sequire the habit; and some Cust want cheap man & congress. that it will be Impossiale to collect have it forced upam them. But it does not appear in the Record that any congressmen |; ‘The swearing off manta stetkes have complained that they are cheap men. Ft etevevsveceeses eeeenees / * Pot eon a Meat Prices That Please |« * end be protected from the i . met, 600 Th le « ag gpegarny le apelin At the City Ball marbet, 609 ~nd PS s fem Henderson. 112 Oveidental Ay | cart on othe, on renee Or SS . * carviee ensive bed | srt hie: pet venst, 60 A dg By Stuart Maclean ove aonge MED GTAGN Dome mee Eee eREESEESESSESSSR RRO REAR HATERS 'N A Faw HOURS Young? What t young? Por the cheek You can have summer sunshine if To be fairt jim hard to tell who started it fi Snow in Seattle you will take the Southern Pacific Por the eyes to be bright, and the soul @ompany's scente Shasta Route} Not much, but enough to make To believe stil! In prayer? tratas © ~ train now leaves | you realize that are In the dead 1.8 a, os three velient pend wy seenery leasure resorts to suit and information at Office, 608 First av. general agent oe of winter and a woolen suit Is what you need. Ed. 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Seattle, Wash. exponent of the gentle art of min strelsy, season, he told your correspondent | enongh to omit them in the fm fs worth some witty and more or lens irrev- erent remarks concerning the then comparatively & well known politician of aceumu: | evening after his first performance room that adady wished to see him | had in the lobby of the | hastened to the found a richly dressed woman a vetled “You have in your monologue some | preferred her request and that he references to Por ambition to burn, and to dream Of a day Of great glory before we are changed Back to pitiful clay? To make merry with wine cup and song All the night And at morning do and to dare, To tace and to fight? Or does it not mean. to be young That we mw i So keep these poor "beasts that we still Are able to trust? hate ors ny THE UNWRITTEN LAW BY ELLA K. DEARBORN. Men waste mock ink and oratery Sesh Soe rotector of @)0 the beauty and sacredness of} Wh ay - ane p motherhood, and « " wwe pre. woman's honor? tecting women and hema gad nomic conditions have forced sightwey violate all of them ead 1906 ‘us| Y, WO, A. NOTES eee, A New Sensation | Specials for Saturday abe ia GRAND wo NO PHONES AFTER oon & knockers | NIGHTS AND WEDNESDAY MATINEE erent. “hnose-tant FO OPENING SUNDAY rh music of the workd has bee eve ASOOCIATE hanged into an anv) chorus AND HI8 CLEVER AS60C ry a hammer carrie? will swear GUY BATES POS (The Kirke Le Shelle € pa he ii ia anid the Inetre ‘ ot commotion and ebuse, 9 in Five Performances of Paul Armstrong's Merry Comedy that a lovelier music may raviah se the earth with sweeter music, Many “te wields the hammer mashes his r 3 cleanup. gale thumb, not yet but soox sage eh gg sane . The’ loving wife wa woes alt The Play You Pr: Most Last eon * scolding her hubby, and the hub PRICES—$1.50, $1.00, 7c, He AND aio. will swear off coming &ome | | fn A FRIDAY NIGHTS, JANUARY 3 AND 4, Mnens tf emmnnrmmnnnnnnn on The Quaker Drug Co, w Faces ts - . ‘< o coming hom and hubby comes home Ireland's DOOKRE 1013-1018 First Ave, because his wife scolds, like “ Sweet problem of the hen and the eas, it | Benger } comm meee!) As a rule th Man exe swearing off row andard ON” im y are very interest . but are soon for In @ Mammoth Pe duction of Joseph Murphy's Famous Play fons are gations, ing when starte Many 4 man will ewear off amok er Joseph Murphy's : ing, in @ short Ul his Gun Company, Meer Allen Doone Sing Mis Popular Irish Ballads See te Great a my mye te vit - Forge and Hace Scenes and the Wonderful Trained Horses and Iie w © awear of epearing | PRICES—260, 50e, Te AND $1.00. | | | ‘ | SEATTLE THEATER RUSSELL & DREW, Managers Phones 43 $1 DOWN, © PER MONTH Mold good present the finest even at 1 he stock to Btore Open Evenings, JUDGE HIM WEEK STARTING TOMORROW wit Panes, with the world and him. | tune December 30 The Meyer - Toner gehen yee RS aaa naan Piano Co. home. The train stopped and tn the | gathering twilight Gt. Clair peered out of the window, bis face prensed | the glans From the shelter of a nearby shed | a tramp, dirty, disheveled, wretched. 314 Union S., Seattle Cppesite Pi. Building, © The Stupendous Comedy Success BELLE or JAPAN MISS BESSIE CLIFTON And the Original Company. Novel plot, charming sing tng, entrancing dancing. gased toward the palace car—and waned toward the palce car—and saw the foe aguinat the glass. Your Teeth Need - As tf quickened by a battery. stoltd features of the tramp ¢ Fixing jo these of « live, pulsat Poor teeth will bring poor health, We will fix them for a big saving of money to you as ow prices are very low. Our work is first class in every te spect. We use PAINLESS METHODS, choked Im his throat intent on ite prey, he eprai the car as the train begen to move Within the palace car sat a trem- diln@ man—one who louked ghostly hand of the past has reached out of the darken nd gripped his threat. &t. Clair and the tramp had been partners in a western town $0 yeare before Their business grew with the town and beth were on the reed to wealth, Gt. Gistr’e cupidity had mastered him. A deal was en- ginetred whereby the man who wae now & tramp hed been frozen out, It was robbery, but legniteed. Ten years had made St. Clair «| Millionatre He now saw what these same years had dene for bie former | partner As the train gathered momentum the tramp made « leap for the trucks of the inst car. A moment of sumpense, end then he was rid ing safety in the “habes’ Pullman.” Hilartous comedy, beautiful Soenery, yoTgeoeS costumes. MOST NOVEL FUN SHOW ON THE ROAD Special New Year's Matinee. TONIGHT LAST TIME “TILLY OLSON.” Week of Jan. 6th “THE OLD CLOTHES MAN.” Seattie’'s Leading Vavdewilic Houne. Prices; 200, 0c; Matiness Ifo, Per- one 2:60, 1:38, & emeh day. Sunday continvous 2 to 11, Last time of old bill. In the early morning, aa the train NEW BLL pulled into @ western Pennayivania || MONDAY ALF HOLT town, there was « sudden crash. || AFTERNOON The Celebrated Mimic Engine and care were caught up by the terrific fores, hurled to one side, wrecked and eplintered. The 14 | pest day read that the train had uch a car of dynamite From troubled sieep St. Clair was Witiama & Rose Singers and Dancers Dorothy Golden Roland Travers & Co. The Uiustonists Quigg & Mack hurled 20 feet away, left crushed | Vocalist ‘The Irish Comedians and helpless by the side of the track {| pooeebntigaenr an gM ce Se Sine The Starascope Extra Attraction and he staggered from the hell of Eddie Roesch Jessie Dale Operatic Co. the @rect unhurt Hie or ted on the helpless form of the man he hated. A Knife pulled trom the mys- | terious depths of bis rage Mashed In the light from the Burning coaches. Two steps he bad taken toward the attainment of bis dream of ven geance, when his arm was gra It was @ woman, with burned bleeding face English words were unfamiliar to her tongue. She could 1413 Second Ave, THEA TER) PHONES: Ind. 4334; Sunset, 1 Week December 30. Lol Angel Catal 25c | PANTAGES PLAVERS PRESENT 7 ape omen into the business world, here sho fhe = found herself working under a disadvan- tage because she the stigma of Khare attaches only | to the woman, double thrust in the following Vinetntio asks, “Art thou or fath. nd Pedant answers, “Ay, sir: me pressor her.” Fatherhood hes ever been a sub- | with | Jeet of jomt. Shakespeare makes a | “babes.” mother eoys, if I may belleve | altve, only potnt oie burning coaches |] Matiness Doors Open od murmur “Ma babes; ma bab “"efore the aa the man de |f Deity | he Power oe TRY ONE. had sworn Behind him the II p.cogt Evenings 7:30. MADE FROM burning coaches and danger. At bis Sestuwamee = side wae only an ignorant woman Thureday of < LY FRESH EGGS. a foreigner—but she was pleading jie Begin: & mother's love for her Matinees 2:15. mies? Paden the Press rans ~ knife rattled to the ground, nd back towerd the awful chaos, ae cei where human beings were roasting went the tramp. He gained the coach while the mother prayed Retiring F Business Next Week—“BY RIGHT OF SWORD.” He has never Men desert wife and children, of | where he hed fallen. Then came —— eee _ beeu @ safe friend | the unmarried man teaver the girl|}@ second sheck, and ail w had Selling out, all © or & generous | to manage the remult of thetr indin. | Been spared by the first were ewept | , AND Hate aod Gents’ Pw foe to any wom- creations as best she may; he feeig| tric eterni Tay’ or $ Castle Garden MINIATURE way below value. an, and now Mag or mo Tespenaibiiity concern-| Tie next day im a city heapttal, HIPPOOROME. comes the quee- ing her or her unborn child, side by » ay Bt. Clair, the mil- Eo one, mn ha rie or, Ow Sout. fen bp. eee? Rectety net puntsh and | llonaire, and a foreign nm, whe Phones Mat 5008, Ind, 9406-—Charies A. Taylor, 0 ner one Manager foe financially, | notte Go car were, and a, 9 Pas, Rasare, anid contd nly mess TOMORROW AFTERNOON AND NIGHT AND ALL WEEK H. LEWIS ac paying her less ing this, Ortando Murray of “Ma babes.” ee dae Been Pn ha tS And the charted body of the hobo || S¢eend Week of the Popular AMBDEN COMIC OPERA COMPANY 1900 Secced At sme work than Janda shot Lincoln Whitey, ¢ filled an unknown grave. He had he would have to pay 4 men, and he ts her foe potiticaity, by with- holding from her @ potent weapon of defense, how can she expect him to protest her honor? | ducer of his young sister, Since men pose ag protect women, Ist them protect her oy bellding up thelr own, a: seetety close ite doors against the: Mberth DOGKSTABER AND MRS. PLATT WASHINOTON, D. C en aes 23.— ain, though they are humoroiw When Lew Dockstader, the famous and not at all m are die tressing to beth my hushand last) myself. Will you not be was in Washington story, but swore him to secrecy|ture?" When Dockstader recor: as to the lady involved. The story | ered his breath he hastened to a repeating, espectally a#/|sure Mra. X. that his art w there is no longer any necessity to| of creating mirth and laughter, and Preserve the identity of the lady.| not tears. Consequently, he would As I related it then Mr. Dockstader | be only too pleased to cut out the had as @ part of his monologue |jines to which she objected, which did, The lady was Mrs. Jane way Platt, wife of Senator Thom marriage of/C. Platt, of New York One of Dockstader’s friends, when The |Lew was here recently, jestingly sald that, since the marital diffi word was brought to his dressing|cutties of Mr. and Mrs. Platt, he recetved (\e tntimation that He | he need not longer omit the Hnes where he/im question, but when I heard bis evl-| monologue I noticed they were still | ly handsome, although heavily |abeeat. Lew says he has heard “I am Mrs. X.,” she said, | nothing from Mra recent lated years and prestige. theater lobby, Platt since she my recent marriage, |{s stil! bound by his promise ee Formerly at Cherry and lived @ tramp, but he died @ hero, ’ ST. MARKS PARISH CHURCH NEW MUSICAL SERVICE THE GOVENOR’S WIFE LAURETTE TAYLOR Company As an extra attraction tn two Now and Original Spec GO AND SEE ‘The fourth monthly musical sery fee will be rendered at St. Mark's ICES—25c and 60c; Box- Parish chureh tomorrow evening at || A Musical Cocktail by Claude Ama- @s 7éc and $1. Matinees Sun- 1:80 o'clock. The choir composed |f fon, with Mr. Ameden and Masel | day. New Year's Day and of 50 voices will give Sophr’s “Last || O8venPort in the Leading Roles. Saturday, 2c all over the Suiguems” pert’ coe ee jhouse, Curtains at 2.15 and ADDITION TODAY > and 9—Singing Chorus of Thirty—30 | 8.15. Part one w rendered on the last Sunday of October, and was pre- nounced by all to be 4 perfect ren dition of the great Oratorio. Part two will be heard tomorrow with part one. This will be the first time gat the entire work has been given in this city. There are so- Prano, alte, tenor and bass solos rendered by Prominent singers of the elty Union men take notice. put the label on every § Suits to order, 815.00: UNION TAILORS. Two stores, 615 ord av, James st WONDERLAND EXHIBIT =... Beginning Monday and Running All Week, ING CAR To Scenic Switzerland ‘Twill Be the Biggest Ten Cents Worth Yet Given, See the Babies in the tnowbators, vast Chance to See Current Bill Tonight, Tomorrow and Tomor row Night 1909 FLYER TOUR. MeKean Is Insane. Milton McKean was today com. Mited to the tneane “ylum = by Judge Griffin. Th the third time that he has been sent to Stel) acoom Finish Right Bim, the button man, butters while yeu wait sizes, 10 cents @ dozen. THE LADYWARE STORE, 1316 Second Ave. Opposite the Arcade. land the old y ia good style] SSCS and let Daniel Fuhrman, the tajior, 1016 Second Ave, make you tt Swetlest and best fitting ult yc ever saw. There's « reason for this superiority in Fubrman's clothes and that i# expertence and personat riston of all Work so it must ee Open Every Afternoon and Evenin