The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 4, 1906, Page 4

t CA ose F THE SEATTLE STAR "BY STAR PUBLISHING CO, 1907 and 1800 Beventh Ave, EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT BUNDAY, | - . 5 Telephones— Ser Eaitoria Busine Qae cent per copy, Hx By mall or carrier, No € independent 1138; Sunset, Main 1080, Ya Pallant Ave Baneet, Mallard 306 nie par Week, 2 copten om expires te on the we subscription hag mot the iat, A eo ALUBRGThe date * \ age ot dale on ato, an second-elaas matter Wagging the Ears An eminent sclentist declares that all men may learn to wag thetr oars if Who bas not Known and envied the boy who could wag his ry long enough ears? Aa a boyhood hero he fa second to none—not even to the one who can lay back his thumbs or wiggle bis scalp. There aré few things impossible for man to accomplish if he ‘Will only set himself at {t seriously enough and Keop at it long enough ' The pity te that so many of us put so much of our epthusiaam Independent 575; Sunset Main 1050. | and energy inte attempts to wag our ears—or many other purposes equally ueless—and have go little left for efforts toward useful achievement _ae e 6 fh Some day, somebody, through marvelous strength, skit! and per @iatence, !s going to swim the English channel, And lots of people will think for tis reason we ally pod@gressing No doubt, attempts will be kept up until, geome day, some reck Jess idiot actually succeeds tp going over Niagara falls tn a skiff and goming out alive, What more will be left for brave men to anpire ter A little more time, a few more millions of dollars, some scores more of frosen bodies left in the heape—and the north pole will be discovered. Then one of the most picturesque and dramatic series of brave deeds and excruciating sufferlag ta modern higtory will end, In what? Some time soon—but let's hope not in our own time-—-women are going to succeed in turning themselves into wasps at the waist aad birds at the top. Wagging the cara is a tame accomplishment beslde some others which the human race has been abou ng seriously Tee 6.08 Individual effort, held straight ahead by persistence and @riven by enthusiasm and energy, t# a tremendous force, When millions unite their individual forces to one end the result ts irre Bistible Whether our asptration and striving be toward something use ful to the world and ennobling to self, or toward some such thing as wagathg the oars, we will succeed at it, if we only try long enough and hard enough. re ee seaseweenyeres . . ByF.W. Schaefer. . RETREAT “Vot tins id. Ongar? “Dot iss pure cream, Adolf.” “Ah, den, all id needs ine of ice a lump, und den to a drug store can you sel! 14.” “Why. blease tT “Recose den 14 villi be colt eream, ha, ha, hal™ “You are entirity ignorance der dairy pitness of; dot I can sea.” Mo, but I haf my suspict “My frent, my datry ts a model.” “Yeu, becoss 4 poses as won, ha, ba, hal” “You laugh like your brain iss curdied. 1 am mot @ studio run- ning.” “Howefer, I hear id you draw a Int of water.” “Whoefer tolt you dot iss a lying telsehood. I voult no my milk.” “Oh, you also haf milk. Do you kip a milk bettlet ‘vol, I kip cows.” nd how do you security der milk?” i ine squizzed from der cows.” “Den id tse condensed mi “Such a idiotic! No, i4 ies ne ndensed milk.” “Well, you youst sed id wass from pressed beef, ha, ha, ha!” “Id ise fresh milk.” “1 see! 14 takes after you, ha, ha, ha! I hope {4 hase no delude I Pasteurize i.” . “Und shoult der pasteurize In value, I presumably der price of milk voult alo? Den you voult haf to skim Id.” “No, I don'd belong to do skim tik, ha, ha, ha!” “By der way, I nefer drank more dan a Short Horn of milk tn my whole Life.” “Yet ef you shoult vonce tas stein of id, ha, ba, hat” “Vot do you feeding your cows, mil weed?” “No, sires. I gif dem dry feed.” “My, iss Id nod = wonderful how der milk ge “Wo insensations, blease. My nefer sufferance from hydrant phobia.” “Yet, instead of milk tigets you shoult gif your gustomers rain checks, ha, ha, ha!” “Belief me, I gif buttermitk dan anyboty.” “But I hear id ise not rich.” "No; dot iss why I am, ha, he, hat” “We vill now sing as a madder of chorus dot sentimental Need Much More Preservalin Der Mitk of Human Kinthess In.” aaa my milk you voult drink a Hol- AMUSEMENTS. : Fi Si TC Vos Cae N OL Hen SEER JOHN CORT, Manager, Seattie Theater it CORE, Stee Another Big Hit.. Last ane y pe EGGY M PARIS.” All the old favorites. A few anal 4 seats left. Prices—$h60 to 25¢. Wednesday and ‘Thursday pishts, two performances only—Wednes- @ay and Thursday, Dec. 5 and wish ma MAXIN & SL Llory In the Clyde Piteh comedy,“Her Great Match.” Direction George J. jon. Both phones 43. No phones a rafter 1. _Prices—$2 to § PHONES— LOIS THEATER Sunset, Main 1204; Ind. 4334. Pantages Stock Co. presents a Thrilling Dram “THE CITY OF NEW YORK.” Doors open, Matinees, 1:20; Evening, 7:30. Performances begin, Matinees, 2:15; Evening, $15, STAR Met Bs Fortoymnneee 2:0, 19, 9 each dey. CH DAY AT Beattio’s Landing Vaudeville House COME EARLY_-A0 1D THE CROWDS. Rogers and Mackintosh, In wt of Sight;” Reigler-Zeigier Trio, acrobats; Carrollton and Hodges, blackface singers; the Great Karl, banjotst; Amy Stanley, comedienne; Eddie Roesch; Starascope 906 Becond Avenue. WONDERLAND EXWIBIT 9% eecone » 1909 Flyer Touring Car.. Beginning Today: Sennatior pr tion of the he up and robbery of « Colorado Midland express at Cripple Creek three years ago. Baby Inoubators in Annex. New rivals Aimost Dally TAYLOR'S OASTLE GARDEN, Third and Pino Every Night Thie Week. Cinderella, with Laurette Taylor in the fitle role; Authors’ Carnival and Iifteen Big Vaudeville Acts. Pricos— 10¢ to $1. Good reserved seata, 25c, both baloony and dress circle, Mat- ines prices—-All seats 25c; boxes, 0c; children, 100. Lower floor, with trained animals and exhibit, 10c, open afternoons and evenings MATINEES LLOYD TRANSFER CO., Inc. Baggage Express. Furniture “and Heavy Hauling. Both Phones—1686, Office in Diller Hotel, Open Day and Night, DOWNING, HOPKINS & RYER no. BROKERS. Grain, Provisions, Stocks, Bonds, PRIVATE WIRDS, Tol. Main 279, Ind. 279. Rooms 304-305-306 Alaska Bidg. GO AND SEE OXBOW ADDITION TODAY. KOHLER & CHASE Established 1859, PIANOS 1205 GECOND AVENUE Arcade Building. DIX TRIAL STAR —- FIRGP PRIZE FOR BEST oowTn GEND IN YOUR YARNS. MA *“JO8M WISE,” THE STAR, And now It turns out that the at] tempt w assasainate the Moscow | chief of pe was a fake plane | by the chlet himself, Should the ohief come to this country, ma)" doubt he w be met at the doch | by the Bhuberta or Klaw & Er) langer | Ex-Gov, Odell, of New York . th democrata won & y That's enough to anger every man) who paid his beta on Hearst ea : Cig! y | Labor-saving machinery will nev or bother the maasicurist, Her work must always be done by hand “What's ap ‘tn and outer’? asked Mre. Smithers. “li's a sporting term of some) kind, the meaniag of which | don’t understand,” replied the tnnoces' Smithers “Te that so? I always thought tt meant « man who crawled over you! at the end of every act.” Who will be the first to move for @ safe and dane Thanksgiving day? Asd then a cafe and sane golf? “I trust implicitly in Providence,” ways John D. Rockefeller, Let's see, in that where Senator Aldrich lives?” “Which tx correct: I will take an} automobile ride this afternoon, or 1 shall take an automobile ride this afternoon?” That all depads If your car ts ike wine, probably you'd better! say, ‘I hope to take an automobile ride this afterzoon or tomorrow | morning.” fo CLOSED The Dix investigation, as far as) the taking of testimony te concern: | By “JOSH” THE SEATTL BE STAR DUST TUBSDAY, Dec. ye eH ORES ROKR RRTEEAE RENT RES 2 ‘DARLING, YOU WILL. : NEVER LOOK THE SAME A PATHETIC LOVE BALLAD, BY STUART MACLEAN Se eeeke He eeekha a RERAAH EARS boy went howe, I -Phe footbgll game was over, and the eolles ro « Me mald he he to wed ‘ p BUTOON, 62; SPOOND PRize, & he threw her arma about bis neck, and & 4 i i Xud then to bim these wo he quickly sal KE ‘EM BRIEF, AND ADORESS | ’ | CHORUS It ma be you'll get over it var emaile ia just 4 t ais a Whatever else haw bappene ear, you ell have two good « You bray ught for vic nd you 1 eannot blame A Werd Prom, aosh Wise, but ou will never look the same He sadly smiled, and then she saw his teeth were on & 18, Bho saw the wounds on face and yands and head jlo struck a match, and thes she aaw his leg was made of wood, |} And these words to him abe softly wald Th’ feller th't} sweata tpaide his] cHorvus head has harder] “ry may be you'll get over It, end once more be complete work th'n th’ feller! ‘Jun so relieved to understand you still can take 4 seat th't swoate optelde.| © you bravely fought for vietory, and you Tf cannot bl Hut, darting, you will never look the aamet” ————— Povrety ta not a diagrace, bat 1t has ite disadvantag Yes, wo poor fellows have to: im the roof of his barn yesterday af! old aunt, who ts to leave my wife a) that He was ushered into Fre the husband of News when we stated that our! nands with his friend, Fred Harper | med fellow townsman Wil), whom he owed the fact he was 4 And “Fre m Mall wae drunk on Tueaday.| ) .iihy business man tnetead of | with her, Ww lock of your hi a bashful young lover took courage and sighed Twore a sin to refuse, so mod-| est a prayer, #0 lake the whole wig,” the sweet creature replied, —W. AD and visit Aunt Mary what will sho———" began| Aunt Mary also She never rok w, don't worry aw me Just say, ‘Tam Fred’ and she will think tt ts Fred Harper. A Wem Awolis, Then you won't have to Ite,” rattled lott Harper Two Irishmen wore laying bricks |, id thr ; Rat hold on a minute, It ts now) seld. “ ate Conroy at 4,” gasp: alte a C bone ade to rage Ae doctor | Harper threw up both hands | in gretaiate you! The the man, solemaly pronounced him | ¢ee>*7 Then he had an inapira-/ eve wae enon to a, Te neat wuddeuly cat ap, saying, | COM, _Yo8 can do it, old man. Fou! And then the doossel rane You're a Har, Om met dead*| BUS. See our Aunt Mary. Leave at prveernped we gn His trieet, Mike, laid a hand on| 2 Hiove at 4. or do anything you) Dol’ S him saying, “Lie down, Pat, sure please don't say no,” and halt the dochther knows better’ you.” dragging the protesting Bain he put RCI, OaP | hima on & ear and giving him an ad: a waved a farewel STYLISH CLOTHES, without the) With many misgtyiny tig prices. Biliott & MeGregor,|the bell at the addre 1229 Second ev. o by Harper. Somehow the | What One Dollar Will Buy at London’s Cut out this advertisement and save it. You may find it useful in your Christmas shopping. We advise yd to begin at once—without delay. ch other, do you? I thought rprise yc my favorite niece’s husband,” eae the Bon Marche. Twe-Claap Kid Black Chiffon Crepe Bk Neca Lona Back Bulk Gteves Neck Rufts, Hearts, Fleece Lined Reged With 5, Py: - Ned pd Blue, All Colers, 16-Button Length, White, Wide Hematitehed, | Sizes 44 to 6, Worth $2.00 ook Fach Palr 0. $1.00. $100 ed, ts finally closed. The last wit-| noes was examined yesterday and it now lew with the Federal Court | of Inquiry and Prosecuting or ney Mackintoeh to place the blame | for the terrible catastrophe where | it belongs. The final hearing yesterday de veloped only the significant fa thet with « proper crew the Jeanie might have swung four boate from ber davite and thereby saved many victims, Witnesses testified that the deck crew of the Jeanie con stated of but three men and one of these was a longshoreman picked up on the dock M. T. Peterson, night watehma on the Jeanie, George Maunder, a longshoreman, who had been con verted into a sailor, and P. W.) Primrose, a Port Blakeley book keeper, were the three witnesses called. it fe expected that a verdict.by the inspectors will be returned within a few days. In the mean while the Prosecuting Attorney will examine the testimony and take. whatever action along the line of criminal prosecution he deems BOSTON DENTAL PARLORS Twetve-Year Guarantee, Lady Attendant Houre—#:30 to 6: Sundays, 9 12. Roth Phones. 1420 BECOND AVB. UNION TAILORS 220, Jarnes GBt., Upstairs, SUITS TO ORDER, $15.00 laced om the market within ¢ next few weeks Make reservations early. CHAS. COWEN, 236 Pioneer Bid, Edward ©. Neufelder, Preside Vice Prestdent Jon. tT, Greenleaf, Cashier rated Deo. 19th, 1850 In the shape of a reduction on any new Piano will be given by the Moyer-Toner Plano Co, from now unti) Christmas. This means practically that we will give away our retall profit Can you afford to miss the chance of buying your piano at whe mle price. Call early at 314 Union Street The Meyer-Toner Piano Co. Men's House Ladies" Jailct tea, Men's Dress Men's Silk Five Biippers. Pur Thmmed ores, Reefers Square Fine Sttk Fett, or Pisin Undressed or Mufflers, Neckties, x the rg nye Dressed Kid. Biack, Tan or All Colors, Wine, Some sik Lan Large Sise, for air $1.00. 81.00. $1.00. 1 Handied Seven-Pirce A Complete Toy Set of Outfit for Boy’ Daley Post Card Album, Good Durabie Generous Rite Full Stxe Fancy Sofa Pillows, Hanket for fiath Robes, Sheet Kind, Rarrette, Many Designs, N etc., Moatly Tan Floral Design, Well Made. All Ready for Has Pitted Purse Grounds With Large Size, Strong, Durable. Giving. Am Accemeabte” Broken Piaids, nt 4 Sreamen 00. 81.00. 81.00. $1.00. $1.00. READ THEM ALL large White Pure Granulated Heat Navy Ruswin Pood Sugar . . Ne “hop Envelopes, Half Value. 22 Pounds for oid ’ ‘0. eee Better Hurry. Six Pounds le Bunch Lard Substitute, 7 the Pound 2 1-2e- oe. $1.00. Holly Flour, Back Opens to Wash, Has Four Cutters. he. Riverside Ghirardetit's Ghirardelli'a Fancy 1.00. Corn Ground Ground Japan At These Prices ee h, Chorolate, o Rice, ackage Pound Halt Four Pow Only With Other Groceries. Ge. 18e. 256 Blue Eagle Brand Eight Ounce Roll 36 Elght Bare for Re. mio, Label Condénsed Cotton Three Pk«s. Re. for Catsup, 206. Milk, Ihe. Fratting, Ge. Pound Roll Cotton Batting. ove. hree Roys’ Boys’ Coaster Expresa Wagons, Wagons, OS8e. Alpha Salad Cream, Decorated Brown Chocolate Sets, 6 Cups and Saucers and Choo, Pot, Sia. Reg. Value $3.50. Mumpty Faney Cream Dumpty Corn, Wheat Plakes, 10¢. Three Cang Rae. MAY MANTON PATTERNS 100. y HOMa OF THE NIVERSA A 5 Linens tte tte ee ee ee ea into the fot daughter's p d traced her to the how next five minutes ¢ (QUAKER ; 1013-1015 FIRST, AVENUE’ AY "PAIN 1240 pout ton to the advice of the rab.” if ae News From Robbing Corner. “Well, Fred Bain, Just the man semed familiar, but he was so fus Hiram Robbins while repairing |! wanted to see, Here ia a touchy] tered he did not stop to think « oom, slipped and fell, breaking | fortune telegraphs she ta in New| presence of the august aunt, hie cob pipe. York, My wife is jus iting over| wae aa firm and severe looking - he measion and I telephoned Aunt] he had anticipated We rogrot to say that a mistake | Mary I would come a her Bhe was used to having her own was mado in last week's insu of You, yes,” said Bain as he shook| Way and nothing would do , ¢ or tm niece, must stay to lune bh ddig” stayed on he entered the dining room We cheerfully retract the state yloddl farmer. Marper contio ment. It was Monday that he was) /)00°"8 : , |thore was Aunt Mary—and by drunk ? Just now I got @ tolagram say-| tide Kate Conroy Poor Bala knew - " tl 0 y the address given tim ' in orack trotter Pet ie tl 1) now why the a Easily Accommodated. 1am toy and seo what fe the matter| Harper had seeined 90 | famil Oh, spare mo dear angel, one) Lith her, and you must take my| Ths was where Katle was to moot him at 4 and this was evidently her | Hygeia Complexion Crear q % ‘od be ww , * The aust ‘stared. “Bo you kao size Wednesday and Thu Katie, by introducing Frostella ; spec ial We armelia ; special Wednesday and Thursday You married?” gasped en she added, “I con The scora in her Quaker Cough Drops; thre The Quaker Witch Ha ds and face; rushed Fred Har ANE ce secerecreeee Aunt Mary is F n's Antiseptic Ornamental Crepe Paper; regular price per bolt i Vednesday and Thursday, per bolt We havethe finest line Olympic Market Pike Street, between First and Sec Bain rang| ond, saves half your meat bille given him! Try them and be convinced. Op. QUAKER DRU Bach Worth 360, and Misses’ Rattan Suit Eleht Men's 1 Dosen Men's THREE het Stntves, Cane, @ Irish Linen Japonette B00 Good Steel but Light and ndkerchtefe a Wied Four-in-Hand Pearl Slightly "Durable, for SUK Initial, Tiee oe B10 to 82 : 2, $1.00. $1.00. £1.00. ~ Heautiful Mottied Bive White Lined Tea or Coffee Pot, — Furniture The Kind the Game of Table. Mirror, Guaranteed Pure, Boy Wants, Useful Tools, Partor Bagatelle, Chairs, ete,” At rtP Present, 81.00. 81.00. 81.00. —— nee for Bargains From the Basement|| 9¢¢l"way “K ONE PRICE, Finest Qualities of Teas at About 1 go mennag husband lating to Balt f wn i aetiae and ay Yan GRANITE Co. £. M. Thayer, 10 First Ave, 2099 Special Prices on Seasonable Specialties WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY Hind’s Honey and Almond Cream; special SOURS: 600. sctaren dnesday and Thu boxes for zel Cream ; just Holiday Goods Galore - Useful, Artistic, Practical—All at Cut Prices, PYROGRAPHIC DEPARTMENT. Burnt Leathers and Woods of all designs. Big stock at] Also Leathers and Woods to burn, $013-$035 First Avenue Women’s and Misses’ Suits One-Fou Beginning Wednesday, the sth inst., all our Suits—about 125 in all—in Shadow Checks and. Mixtures, will be reduced twenty-five B cent from regular prices, to make room for new All this season's most desirable’ style effects are the Eton, Blouse, Pony, Fitted, Long and All the newest shades and colorings cluded $15, 00 to $50.00 is the price range. garment marked in plain figures. 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