The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 27, 1906, Page 4

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A change of date oe Boutered at the Povtottics & gion. an seoond-clane matter ee sinh on panini Fool Makers and Law Testaments Tt has bee a ted th ma with t number that whatever of ta panity there fe & & man crops out when he makes hi will, and ae an army of lawyers are making a fine living smashing fost last tosta ments, It would seem that the case haa not been overstated rhe most common bit of will selftéhness Is that ia which a man leaves property to his widow and takes {t away from ber in case of her marriage. ‘The average man has a horror of amassing wealth ate 100 to the town of Than lose his job for his successor to incine A mean fan loft $15 & proviso that the town clerk, whom he hated, Switeerland, with The cted the money and it went to the nment Nicholas Keene, of London, left $3,000,000 to little ford. She is to have it when she comes of age, provided she & proper and perfect life.” She ts 10 years old, and already spying rf life miserable. 0 toa young man, provided he travel around Kove town Dorothy Dar “leads relatives have made he A German left the world, returning home after two years, A committee will decide on the young man is to and then write a merk torious book about what he has séen. If the first one ts bad, the merit of the book have a second trial A German soldier, Van Lindo by name, left an order that his body be photographed aa it hung on the gallows and the picture be who brought him up. This was done and the shock ied soon after sent to an uncle wohinged the man's mind and he ¢ Puck was right, “What fools these mortals de. One Woman's Accomplishment attacked the very citadel of the Th Standard Of co: The attorney-gen at St. Louls charge law with conspiracy | Every essential charge made by Misa Tarbell in her expose ts repeated and put {nto the form of legal allegatt Misa Tarbell told of the iegal crushing and unfair manipula government has finally pany eral, by his vult instituted In the federal court » rebate-fostering competition-erushing out restraimt of trade. tion of the price of olla. She told of the organization of Independent r to drive out the rea} independent companies. country tate districts, each ab bogus compantes made ta ord She told of the division of the vision carrying out the general trade plot. She told of the secret arrangement with the rallroads by whitch the Standard product was carried at from one-half to one sixth the rate paid by competitors She told how the pipe lines, cha monopolized by the Standard She told how the raliroad companies were controlled and dom- inated by the purchase of stock aad the election of Standard direc tors. All these things were carefally deduced from the records of Miss Tarbell and made common know ledge. But that the government should actually move in « determined effort to kill this gigantic trust was scarcely believable. The person who more than any other started the reform of the insurance companies waa Thomas Lawson. ‘The person who more than any other started the government at tack on the biggest trust in the world was Ida Tarbell, tered as common carriers, were PTC PPP POPPER RSS ESS SEES IN THE VAUDEVILLE By F. W. Schaefer . . RRR AAA . 7 ateraeeeeee ee PERE EER EBS “Hello, Osgart Vot mit you tse der matter?” “1 haf on feet ball armor, Adolf.” “ta me amusement to see you dry to blay feet ball, You shoult be a chanitor.” ” t might as well be a chanitor, I am von of der serub men.” “Und dot ding vich tsa looking like a ham—vot ise td? “You haf guessed id. Id ise der pignkin.” “Aha! Und iss possibility der pigskin to der rooters?” “I do nod know ef dey waes relationship, bud diss | know, you haf wheels.” “Sure | haf—ain'’d I der coach, ha! hat “l bed you blay feet ball ike a parber.” “{ shoult hobe so, Don'd der parber often touch down, ha, ha, hai” “I hat a bradder vonee vich wass fron.” “1 haf heard of bim. Ho wass a cook in a chop house.” Nefer mind, dey wass giat to haf him on der elefe “Huh, dot's noddings. In der last game der whole elefen wass on me, und glat of id.” “Your craziness makes an ineult by der sport. lines.” I can nod, becoss my site lines iss peddling palm leaf fans.” “What position do dey permission you to blay? Are you « end?” “No, 1am von of der finishes. But I yould soon become a full ef you voult pay me my half back, ha, ha, hat” “Now I bet me anyding you imagination you are on der Yale team.” “Nix imaginations! I ean brove it by Mme. Yale hersetuf.” “Are you used to bucking der line?” “Nod so much as bucking der tiger, ha, ha, ha!” “Dot remints me. How can you always tell a Princeton blayer?” “By yust spikking id to him, I presumably.” “No, you flathead. Id ise becoss he always vears a New Cher- ha, ha, ha! “You are such a chackans!” “1 don’d care; fd isa a kicking game diss year anyhow.” "Knock down, drag out; Chop ‘om up like sauerkraut; Dull thud, ambulance call— Dot's der ganse of feet ball.” PIANOS Steinway =: Knabe FINEST LINE, ONE PRICE, HONEST METHODS. EVERYTHING MUSICAL. Sherman Clay & Co. 1406 Second Ave. Seattle, Wa: hat” ferry goot on der griddle You to der site wy, | FIRST PRIZE By “JOSH” FOR BEST CONTRIBUTION, $2; THE SEATTI STAR DUST SFCOND PRIZE | Secretary Taft will go to the Phillppines next ng to insta | the new form of representative government News ites |The brown man of the Philippines No more will prove betligerent Has serapped and quarreled til! he delig Leen ge yg ery” | Until Cebu To find a vent And Risah, too, In government WIM send « dozen men oF 80. The while to deshabilie he jeans } And this is why we now detect Bo he’s resolved A reason for a huge respect And swears, For when they graft That Pampangos | With woudrous eraft, | And Tagaios } They'll de it all in dialect a ‘LABORITE SENT rier of whist par-| 6ENO IN YOUR YARNS, MAKE ‘EM BRIEF, AND ADDRESS “JO8H WISE,” THE STAR. “Living close to nature as you A Word From gosh Wise, do, said the enthusiastic poet seeing her in her che we forme from season to season, 1 should be laurprised if you farmers were hot }poets, even though you do not give exprepaion t@ your thoughuk You Money covers |must have—you cannot help havit multitude uv | poetical souls a Reckon there atn't a heap o diffrunce between Ga an’ some po ets,” admitted the honest farmer rhey run t hate on th a an we run t’ hair on the face.” Fifty street care were sorubbed in Chicago the, other day, and some ——® of the newspa a devoted a column 1 of y oe to it he ‘on account of} “‘Lushly kept bis glass ture? a w its Importance, but ita novelty side down most of the time at the - aquet the other night Mriar pipes are to go up 60 7 4 and with one end of it in cent. Apple trees becoming ecarceT) his f “ A Lively Week by Heck A Paradox. vowing machine agent struck age tat weak with eee ordinary, “The walter appears upset over! bulldog that had Mrs, O’Plannigan’s| something.” Jakinned a mile for ugliness, Hy Yea; he didn't get hie tip from) lchowed the lege nearly off seve../ the last man he # rred jof the canines around town, and _ uw wing maching man stniled. “How did you like the professor’s| Finally Mr. Sewing Machine Man) ) rice? coaned to smile when his packing) “Svory much, 1 was delighted ” house dog run amuck the bull pup] «j15 used so much French T } by Will Ramage, wh {| could not understand what he was suing for and he waant looking for trouble, That's owe rea - Wor either Globe. TH’ OLO MAN HAD A CRICK IN TH Anna Gould's troubles ington (Minn.)} itked it." sont SHE Talk's cheap, that way who id get | Patrick's morning saying, “It I met chalk mark on w “Ban rub it out, riding to were sald, plied Pat boy who had BACK. ther, If you let a woman think that you think she will, WON'T It you Jet her think you think she woo't SHB WILL fw what they say, But telephone companies pet rich Bosco Pat and Mike were gaing to #60 up earttent Mike firet foor r © The following exeuse eatved by a teach played from on © spoke ap. TU pat a] | and if | get up thet OF) replied Pat «. 6. An Rngltshman and en Irishman) hen the Englishman, wishing to be smart. “Pat where would you be if the devil had his du Bure, Old be riding inne” re -¢. 0. was fre a litte} truant, and) who had to write his own excuse “Dear Teather “Please excuse Willte’s Toweday, | tore my pants “Reapectfully *Pridget Flinn.” CRC, abernee QGDEN LOVE THAT DARED “1 have not in aft America,’ ‘Well, replied my new acquaint- © relation or friend “1 id. ing and dress, wae my double. . . . A month passed and I heard neth- One day a4 1 sat in my reome) | ance, “I see you are & gentioman.| im the Motel Ingieterra, watehtng | nt we eee tte 1 wit! pa] the pleturesque + a rer act ae th wae opened in retary, but on thie one candition. ftation and From the moment you scoept the offer you Will bec you will speak ing seal.” After walking the streets of Cht- cueo, reered, cold and bunery ot thie well proposition young man, a aodsend, In spite of copt.” ew’ One evening and [ notteed that my employer w laboring under the Influence of @ otcitement powerful browght hire « shook as he read it and hie face be~ cate Dloediess, With an effort he turned to me “Witeon,” he arrive tonight you to pack « the next tratn for you can get the next steamer for Havana, Wat! how long After you may use your It wan dark when I left the house. As 1 did so I aw Winton Clare, my employer, drive an automobile at a mad pace up to the front entrance of the house. by & man of strangely familiar ap- ‘The door opened and a pearance woman whom sister, spoke to them As the light startied to discover that the strang- Clare, in both features er with Mr. I anewored doggedly. . . i wil finally join you. leave heavily vetted tu that tx, no word to any iy- tom, the beaw! the | had been ar drement Adently wealthy, wae the condition, I a¢-| attes Fenton, fF 3 at, « of a man hon, we were dining alone A servant telegram. His hand Clare, “Welt now my wife said, “my ginter will on a viet, fT want few things and catch jew York. There the train. her case and fell With the aid raped. simple sembied Marte prison she came it for me, no matter the steamer you tongue again.” mistaken for itars.” He was accompanied I recognized as his} fam atill Mr. felt upon them I wae] manage mach about them, AMUSEMENTS. been apprehended my cially as she never Mr crowds tn Central | park, T heard a knock af the door, | response to my Clare young woman ¢b- tered. Aa she rained her veil I was startied into an exctamation I recomnined her as Murfe Fen- ful orphan girl who | ted and sentenced to prison for suppesed complicity in « big jewsiry robbery in San Fram co at the time of the earthqua and @ Temembered, had at the while in the and two women, who had | fled from the elty on one-of the re- | lef trains The jewelry was found tn thetr posession. 1 see you recomnixe 1 wit? she was tnnocent and that she ts She was convicted because she trusted the people on I became Interested tn | love to live Because of her sister and myself. resemblance to you she was easily secretary talked to La alle company mall that her.” plate with her. of & Warden she c- “Your part in the plot was I hired you because you re-~ After aving the with enpe- vis- “And I wish to thank you for your part in the affair,’ brite as I kissed her hand. maid the smiling Clare's secretary. He has large estates in Chill and I them because b in love and too rich he Is too to bother LOIS THEATER PHONKS— Sunset, Main 130 Great Production of “MAY BLOSSOM.” Special Thanksgiving Matinee Thursday Afternoon. Inee 1:20, 8:15, Tonight, J Wednesday Matinee and Night, Prices—$1 Three Nights and Saturday Matinee, MAUDE FRALY tn TH Prices —$1 MATINERS Cook and Hy | “Mia Ci Time All Day Third Avenue | LAURKTTE 1150 evening 7 STAR WONDERLAND EXHIBIT Tira Avenue Tleater RUSSELL (Reopened Tonight and Until Further Notice.) ty Hit.” %. Perform tT amen O'Notil in mo CRISTO. “The V 59 to 260 ILLUSION OF BEATRICE. Seats now nelling. 50 to commencing Ings aah Doors open, mat~ ing Matinee _ Prices Ho, Matiness, 106. pereevronaans-Goth 70, * on BACH DAY At Mine Rothert Sadie Rosenz Chae Eddi Interest & DREW, Managers. Phones “PECK'S BAD BOY” i ata rve yourseats how. Phone Renttioe Lending Vi YOU MUST SEE “Cooke 4& ROTHERT. McDonald, enon the Oren 1909 FLYER TOURING CAR. inning Today and running all week. Car ride city of Berlin, Germany. BABY INCUBATORS Local Arrivals Attract Great evi 906 Second Avenue. DAILY FROM 9 4. M. TO 1 P.M, eyoning JOMUN CORT, Manager. ylee of the Mighty.” November 29, od Sam and a ough the fam- IN ANNEX, “T0H MOST POPULAR THEATER r by Phone Any Ind Call for seats after 5 p.m. Ord Next ek—Zinn’s Musical Travesty Company TAYLOR’ S CASTLE GARDEN and Ping Street. Opens Saturday fiventng, Dee. |GRAND AUTHORS’ CARNIVAL AND CHILORE FAIR TAYLOR as CINDERIMLLA, and all the Taylor Pa 3406 VLAND, rites Prices my | TAR—TUBSDAY, NOV 97,190 97 ON | THE PHILIPPINE Panciapayt TO CONGRESS M1 bh is W. B. Wilson, national secretary | of the United Mine Workers of | American. He was elected to con grens as a democrat from the hard | pal region of Pe tvanta | Save Money by saving your teeth now, Ey ery week you walt will make the work cost more We do the very best of dental work, and our prices are the low ont. These prices are for the por pose of introducing our high clase work and painiess meth ode to the public, and will be in etieet for 0 days only Folt set Teeth Gold Crowns, 22k Bridge Work, 2% Gold Fillings Stiver Fillings All of our work ts guaranteod, Elevator service; Lady at tendants; office hours, $30 a m. to 6 p. m.; Sundays, 10 to 12. WATIONAL DENTISTS 403-404-405 PEOPLE'S SAVINGS BANK BUILDING. Becond and Pike. Pianos Good Ones We sell better Pianos and sell them for less money than any other deal- er of organization, We will you the me grade, style and qual- sell ity instrument from one- third to one-fourth less | than you can bay else- where. That's why we sell over half of all the Pianos sold on the Coast, D.S. Johnston Co. Biggest, Busieat, Best. 903 SECOND AVENUE. The Right Road BETWEEN--- Saint Paul, Cuicaco GREAT WESTERN Raiway Marce hatte Unequaled Equipment On All Trains. For full information, apply to W.H. OLIN, Gen. Agt., } 210 Mutual Life Bida., | Seat Washington. | | nd ay f ae lean. a All Are ideal. ¢ tureeque ne er t Be Ament 1906 Li vb. mh (So xiliary ° Typ alu } the home of Mre, J. T. Gilmour th av. Wednesday evening. | printers and thetr friends are in- | California Winters me inte the sunshine company bs daily by th route, Ex beautiful # tickets at First ay..| Ma, General | trains Shasta rvice, fast tin y. Reservations and Ticket Waal a wo i prices, Elliott & MoGregor, | 29 Becand av. oad | Correct Attire For Thanksgiving We've a splendid show- ing of Costumes, Wraps and Evening Waists in ex- clusive styles and extreme- ly moderate prices. We'll be delighted to have you in- spect them and you're cor- dially weleome to open an account with us for any thing selected, Just received, a swell line of Tuxedo Suits for men— $37.50 to $50.00 is the price range. These also may be obtained on our part-payment plan, if not convenient to pay all cash. Eastern Outfitting || AmericanLady Company, Inc. 1332-34 Second Avenue Near Union. “Seattio’s Reliable Credit House.” ish Up-to-Date Footwear Patent Corom a Colt But- ton Shoes, Welted Soles, at $3.90 Raymond & Hoyt 405 PIKE STREET A $75 hristmas Present In the shape of a reduction on any new Plano will be given by the Meyer-Toner Plano Co. from now untl) Christmas. This means practically that we will give away our retail profit Can you afford to miss the chance of buying your plano at wholesale price. Call early at 314 Union Street. The Meyer-Toner Piano Co. S DuaneR, © auc tp FIRST AVENUE: Old Country Linens, LLOYD TRANSFER CO, "1013-1015 j df SEATTLE t-]__ WASHINGTON ¥ { BEAUTIFUL A Christmas Cards and Fancy Boxes SSORTMENT OF a re a Extra Specials For Wednesday and Thursday Pompeiian Massage Cream— 7 Florentine Massage Cream— $1.00 size, special for Faultless Massage weary - Sarber eC, reg price 2 New Stock Quaker Oatmeal Toilet § Wednesday and Thursday, t ¢: Per box re g PRET SP nee A Mls SI ae of 12 cab Pond’s Extract Soap-~ price asc; Wednesd ilar only See our display of Holiday Goods. The largest and best assortment of practical and useful Christmas Gifts im the ; ' city—all at cut prices. ; WATCH OUR WINDOWS, : a .s | 1033-1035 First Avenue WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28 London's Last Day of Thanksgiving Sale ee ne rr ens inctading the Hand Bmbrolé ered Scarfs, Tray Oloths, Doyles Corsets One-F from Ireland. STOCK 4 AHRENS’ STOCK Discount from all our fine White Blankets. AHRENS STOCK or FINE LACES aT AHRENS’ oF EMBROIDERIES aT HALF AHRENS’ PRICES One Day More of the Rug Sale Savings of Practically One-third and Sometimes More. UTOPIA AXMINSTER RUGS. New colorings, new coatins, & ox 12 Utopia Axminster HALF AHRENS’ PRICES AH ‘ 4 regular prices $35.00. ‘Teen day and Wednesday, OO Same, but Siyxl0%y; $29.00 One of the best known brandi | | value, for ....000++-821.00 | | 9xi2 Smith's Axminster’ | | | REVER & JUTE SMYRNA RUGS. 9x12 size. Note the price. Come and see the goods. Regular price $15.00. Special for two days, 810.50 REVERSIGLE JUTE RUGS. T%x10%: regular $1000, cial for two days .. Wear forever; AT $12.00. A new Handsomely Tallored Model expecially low priced for Our Suits are charming modishly made, mannishly Jored and possess all the tant ear marks of well exclusive garments, a brisk Wednesday business | Another Suit of proved Made of fancy Navy Blue | tty is our Norfolk style, Checked Suiting, coat satin | gray mixed suiting, Mined, collars and cuffs trim- heavily satin lined, F med with fancy braid; we of | ty uptodate; this BOOM 4 fer this $20.00 suit tomorrow | our regular $26.00 i | e at. $12.00 seee eee serene eee London’s Groce ment Economy Pure Granulated Sugar, 22 pounds for .... Holly Flour per sack .. Best Cream Corn, 2 cans for 1 Se. at these prices " groceries TEA PRICES CUT THIS WEEK AS NEVER BEFORE Ghiradelti’s Ground | Ghiradelli's Cocoa, } Ghiradelll’s Chocolate, one-Ib one-half pound sweetened Choo can . vie ean . i late Cake | Iron Regal 39¢ Half Buamol | Savory Picnic Hams, pound ......91¢@ | Black Roasters, best for your Thanks giving fowl All Bnamel See our Carving Sete priced for tomorrow, Savory Ronster 82.00 | HOME OF THE UNIVERSAL RANGE. PANTS TO ORDER Guise 1020-! surrs To onDre Ino. Baggage Expr Furniture and Heavy Hauling. Both Phones— 1696, Office in Diller Hotel Open Day and Night.