The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 22, 1906, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR BY STAR PUBLISHING CO. 1807 and 1909 Geventh Ave EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT BUNDAY Telephones > diter Independent 67S) Sepect Main 1080 Indeoe ent 1188) Sunset, Main 1060 Buneet, Mallard 908 BALLARD STAR AGENCY~am Mallard Ave ver monte Gne cont per copy, ste sents the life of civilization a yea simp The ¢ ¢ dictionaries are to be cut down im welght severa hundred 5 ts. “and other One wa expected to roll across the ocean and strike the Pa North Amertea. It will be fe here in Se effected thing benefit from the great reform mover We t simplified washee-washee checks Ne pre will the Ce an nan | p ted by bie country to give out those pieces of ragged paper with the fearful olled ail Over them in firecracker language. He gigs, and bring the eadaliatic thing Will have to cut whole thing dowa to a simplified basta half of the cues and wh He will not be allowed to write “washee-washee” when plain “wash” is all that be should write So while the Carnegie board of speling reform ts doing a vab wable work in our own lend, aided and abetted by the president of the United States, the benignant mix teach fags is spreading to the heathen beyond the seas and then rebound tag to our own shores. Long live the simplified washee-washee check! n fluence Making A Vain Effort ‘The Second aventie organ of the Seattle Electric Company has @onceived the idea that it can foree City Engincer Thomson to re mign in disgust, by tying about him Day after day It keeps busy, » festooning them with evil reports, cowardly tmsingations aad # Misrepreseata ftatelligent person. Thos ating all kinds of Hes and Md mut these attacks ts apparent t ts in the way of grabbing corporations which wan! valaable conces: ty without paying for them. He t» charged with the unpardonable offense of cresting the ctty lighting plant, which has already foreed the S« ic Com pany to cut {ts rates for commercial lighting to the extent of thous ands of dotlars per month He has aceravated this offense by seeking to p to the 8 EK. company for ach franck ent the giving ks, unless a up of more city street: “common uter” clause is ins Worse, he was at the bottom of the munt es think, and be cansed them « of many thousands of dollars at the pal street railway scheme, so the corporation wild panic and the expenditur recent election ‘Thomson {a a bold, bad man, according to the Seattle Electric Company and ite mouthpiece, The Tluves. But, according to the ‘Thomson fs a most deatrabie public kept in t's present office as long as be will consent to hold It He ts wise, een, and honest to the backbone. He thoroughly ty in the Pactfic Northwest knows ykane, and all ask his engineering sistance in matters of importance. ation. to contradiet every Ite any's organ against the city en- the public genernliy jal, who can with it be understands his business. E his abiiity, from Portland to ad and The Star has no time nor in Printed by the Seattle Electric (om gineer. It is not worth while. Mr. Thomson sets the public #n example by never looking at a vile stuff. He only knows occas copy of the paper publishing fonally from hearsay of the | He will not + ades printed. THEY JUST DOTE ON LEMONS. Once again an American found the fruit of marrying Into the no! 0 be one of | itrus variety. The gallant, ro- mantic groom who ¢ ed so chivalric butted her into the slats a few times and f ed away her money as completely as If he had bet it on a steepich ‘ow the proud beauty who held her head so high while ahe © away on the arm of the greasy foretgner \s about to enter the tone of Hetresses Who Have Gotten ‘Theirs. But you can’t tell ‘em his wad, daughter constd American and inspects a fev About the thme papa has made nerself too high-priced for a mere yropean hand me-downs. For a time ghe wavers between a sample who resembles a dachshund and a gkittish mutte with a name t sounds like a train of sleeping Gare. Not having any exper! he fs Just as Wkely to select one ho won't wash—-and you ean vke that either way you like, With the innate good breedig that his breed, he excuses himself at the chance! until he can step into rector’s off and see if his * has collected the bonus in advance, and finding that he has fesigns himself to his fate, After the ceremony they hurry off to his leaving ®& Vacancy in some Hungarian aaction makes her one of the no a past and were 4 1 bro! easties in the old country band tn the Rathakeller The bility the same as if her parer the honeymoon to leave the Cle ox te her h house sometime Not so, He h around. That le hie long euft Besides. ioh if # n't black his shoex to suit him He fo to do an except what he ask «to, She doesn't b over the money fas! enous Clarice ¢ in use. The conventions of Eu ; It soon com and Ten-Cent store or a 1 But tn th ntime the ot the titles left on the bargain Get « book of plans for homes, for 25c, from Knapp & 364 Colman building Navy Say, Stranger ! t Bre Ry nh a ttle », take Have you ° Port ¢ ! boat from ple cruises» md te o boats h ’ na ard United states > Yard at I eo th er Chica 10h @rton” $ Only an hour's rid the Boston, th : ewhiy Beattie o 1 nificen Oregon and the trainin ilp F hila. Port Ove fake th Jelphia. Some of the most beauti Beads Pier 2 at il scenery in America between Se 96, 11:20 #. m, and 1:16, 2:50, 4 sttle and Bremerton. Hoats leave end 7:20 9. m. Round trip bic. *** | six times dally. Round trio ble, *** THE MAJOR M’CAWLEY, ETIQUET SHARP | STAR DUST y “JOSH” F.AGT PRIZE FOR BEST CONTRIBUTION, $2; BECOND PRIZE, $1 ape SEND IN YOUR YARNS. MAKE ‘EM BRIEF, AND ADDRESS |; ik aie “JO8H WISE,” THE STAR | Gregor, the fashions jmake it 1529 Recond ay EARL GREY 6 | N SHIPWREGK and te high and ¢ trip up the coast | not arrive bere am) NEW BRICK BLOCK | the architects, Baunde ‘City Hall Market To Third undereella every in effect every rib roast, rolled, EXCURSION RATES TO MBUPFALO, N.Y. Going limit 10} return — av. and Yesler way Clothes? , our liberal The Bull Dogs of the Eastern Outfitting Company, Inc. 1332-34 Second Avenue “Seattie’s Reliable Credit SRATITE STAR SATURDAY, SEPT. 22, 1906. 1 1 daugt Arthe hid Uw M. Cy ly ae Va» ite } the w w domo of the white ‘ Iam Jone i nd Vie w ald Hooke t of t all que dwith | Horse kick el ew h ha won ia loan, It was refused A Word From Josh Wise. bln a mpg be ¢ re Kifingt me t t in the Bome people think | wit yu were a clerk f they are striking for |pley. I 1 who to principle when they're night. Dow too dum tasy t You work eit y “ t for eloth ' s livid » John DR t ! SCHOONERS ON THE WAYS. x pan Lou ya a he sald from : ten 9 ; ghe retor ane Th ao he had supposed he waye for « fore, and with he he t s 2 hor « wande not wh ccame of tim And now,” he sald “i for a cham The oa om Y . ho 19) #008 @ harged wit Ss siev 1 do not spar “ a . the * from hb ae, es “Eye Special ser, tute m ye Specialist Salat Seth austen teete ot 34),.0%, Jane M. Johnson, 3% [the right price i fr 2 Mor) buliding Wagon Umbrellas hes ms : Parcha: from Tom Hondereon, | trains dai! 12 Occidental ave, are the posh jand the cheapest, too” “ay ’ ‘ roate— Northern Pacttt Three Days a Week Your Credit ls Good FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND MONDAY ONLY Sults or Overcoats on Easy Payments MADE TO YOUR ORDER For $1 a We are making every garment in our own work shops here in Seattle, under our own supervision. We fit you perfectly or refund your money. We give you credit UNION TAILORS 220% JAMES STREET (Upstairs) Your Credit Is Good Open Every Evening. Write for samples. Self-measuring blanks AD tmmmense stock of sheet music, musteal merchandiag, talking machines, pianos and organe has been moved to 140: Becond Ave. where all costomens rill recelve our beet at- tention SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. Steinway (and other) Plance 1406 CECOND AVENUE IRRIGATED Fruit Lands Ruy Irrigated Fruit Lands Bt ofr new t of Attalla, Washing ton, located in the Cc Walla Walla ¢ anal, and at the Jur € the @ Columbia River and the Oregon Rat Sa visa thane “oie ways, and ratt 1 of navigat he Columbia river Th Mtate he wall Im pe tly adapted umbia River! Va western which ripen earl Seattic, Tacoma, morning, traveling in the ¢ t % whic income in the Northwest 1 eived from these sible to clear from $600 to $700 per acre per anv An i vestment of this kind b to die to win ‘ si, Prenident . THE COLUMBIA CANAL COMPANY. Bullding, Seattle, Wash, or Attala, County, Wash theater is always or they will be = an ashing or, the Ker tok trrigatte of the richest agricult t A United THE STORY OF A WILL |" iis sn nlite ' z s KNITTING WORKS TO LOCATE IN GEATTLE it tt florts of the offic LIGHTHOUSE NEAR SCENE | an meng th Bae ys Ewes OF THE VALENCIA WRECK knitting w ‘ in th iy r fut O. Sanborn is the promote F “ - lof the movement, and the ‘ | Knit Goods coms capi ' = 0,000, in the concern Ihely to kk by OFF TO REFORM BCHOOL Supt. C. 8. Reed, of the whool at Chehalis, @ NEW ORLEANS olty last Mt and w rarit t need Judge Frater te $80.20. ¥ ° ' k Brooks’ are bent Pa Spi die vet , ¥ AMUSEMENTS. GRAND «0. 65 SATURDAY MATINEE FRIDAY AND BATURDAY NEXT An Entire MINSTREL Hl HENRY'S “stirs GREATEST =~. THE PALACE OF MINSTREL'S T NIGHT, LAST TIMES OF SEATTLE THEATER RUSSELL & DREW, Managers Phones 43 Matinee prices 260 and 160. Night, 200, 30, 4c, 600 and Ibe. Week starting matines, Sunday, Kept. 23 (epectal matinee Thurs day AN EVERLAGTING SUCCESS Tonight Last Time “A Mad Love” HH. H. FRAZER PRESENTS THE BIG FUN SHOW Presented by a Company of Singers, Dancers and Comedians GIVEN THIS FAMOUS PLAT WATCH FOR THE BIG PARADE OF The Hayseed Band NEXT WEEK CONVICTS DAUGHTER” THE THIRD AV. THEATER Russell & Drew, Managers Phones, 667. “Same Old Prices Matineos—the and 100, Evenings Bc, 40 and SOc ay Week starting MATINER, SUNDAY, SEPT. 234 Russell & Drew present THE FAVORITE Chas. A. Taylor Company IN THE BIG SENSATIONAL SCENIC PRODUCTION ESCAPED FROM OF DRAMATIC SPLENDOR PATHOS, THRIL A WHIRL f India nventional From life in New York to the june a play entirely away f 20, “NEW YORK BY NIGHT, NEXT WEEK—Starting Sunday, Sept Same company NEW BILL MONDAY AFTERNOON LHLLIAN OHIO IN HER HAZARDOUS LEAP FOR LI CHAS. A. LODER J. ©, NUGENT & CO. Teutonic Ambassador of Fur Comedy Sketch MASTER ELLIOTT Monologist SUMMERS @ ALANEY Dar Singers era and Come EDWARD ROESCH Latest in Tlustrat THE STARASCOPE fector of Foreign Fun” BASEBALL Pacific Coast League—Recreation Park SAN FRANCISCO vs. SEATTLE Tomorrow at 3 P.M. Take Virginia or Codar Street Cars. Admission, 25 and 50 cents. Ladies’ Daya, W ednesday jaye and Fridays aAnRY GIRARD- SONG RECITAL 8:20 p.m, Chr m Martius’, Walling’s General admisst LOW ROUND TRIP RATES TO THE ROVAL CHEF Uncle Josh Perkins THE GREAT NEW YORK SUBWAY SCENE SEE UNCLE JOSH AT THE COUNTY FAIR IVELY THE LARGESJ AND BEST PRODUCTION EVER \< (this id out Bundey, so call for seats before 1:30 or 1:30 and all week THE HAREM TEARS AND LAUGHTER GALORE n’s Broadway Hall. 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