The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 25, 1906, Page 4

cA = UTRDAY, UGUS a nt i . 3° | | “* eee REE [In roply to her look of - THE SEATTLE STAR | Pree “4” ; Be eee an tho mieror aa much ” view BY STAR PUBLISHING CO. 1907 and 1900 Seventh Ave N mi a ose x: * La a4 * * Feuly in 4 Telephones ‘ é \ ‘ Editeri« 1 Main 1060, Tree eere TT Tete eee SE Eee DADE” aay <> Suahae Independent Malin 1000 By “JOSH” seated "Nd tee ig ———_—— : i : walled contributions = w ' ' 1 ( \ c alt “e™ FIRST PRIZE FOR BEST CONTRIBUTION, $2; BECOND PRIZE, #1 a of aN) sesetved |ima *vomnd | tee i ' " ( ‘he rary, SEND IN YOUR YARNS, MAKE ‘EM BRIEF, AND ADDRMSS |) peared i. M, Law, 1 th ave Dey be onehng JO8HM WISE,” THE BTAR, | J Died j a — Foxy Little “Trying On" Her Knowledge pi wsohold | ' Star readers contributing to (his column as natural wa One day, last apr | Vb ' i Mr.fa 10 tol yom 4, } they were reat hume Bvery lituet bit help A yarn, a bit pt [wa ne awe \ ‘ ed Hetle | egy (he Oe tthe 4, verse, or a joke, ¢ ortatnal or eli: in taken bg “Josh,” goa " nd - Het m ; s . é the beat geta the prizes, Read the grist today and 6nd in yylr |not to 4 " a oon ‘ f a) ccematenencens contribution y care whe rt -_ - : her. A neared the corner M t wanted t ot ¢ — t m ‘ W “ , boing the wife of an earl 1 ore yen 1? andes We od , BRYAN AT TH 4 « Hitle lamb the good old days, they meade bu-lencwine her, and Bag pe rf ‘ — eciet age «aud w ‘€ AZones, 5 and ‘ ny hia debt vn fe an olf pun, — change. And now, bebo the |), Bago Be faeet Kt. FD. No. 1“ , ataee 2 ela ‘ to all sorte of awful stories « boon potted ham, |etty Is nearly closed and thdrigoed |, ae te hime, eartee Ro vost wht. It w oS wo Way back tp Packington | people compelled to get & pes |) ot Reg hlien gee pL ve Fi steno A True American the about hie dotn » hia nee with a rick YW. |mit to shake handa Moret : Gene C. 921 18th ave . ‘ A ildren were at the c ayed ‘ Americas ' not enjoyed by -the | ‘i euiis Dae nar tae ete hee. eho Jrinking milk. ‘The children argued mee Jaeh oming in a Bunch: 0 oor 1 | had the best cup. One sald) 0 , PRESIDENTS APRON vee |W | | 1 ngland; |¢ NT se ee Now they re coming. 0 h fe IKDEMANN Had Been 6p mine was made, is England Le ; - tes, q forget tin ' her w mre tine today, Mont of it in be-| He Knew | Our baby boy had accompanted |i, yours, thinking a moment, nald akon by I octiaa ry " his mother ' ab” 4 ne, and : America nid ed Linsie tee weak w e new . awtul day fore you, Send in some yarns Teacher (after reading the lesson | ia ving « fan ¢ his tatnd, | mine te the beet made te Aa Oh, Mies A at ‘ ‘ at won snd see how ft lacks in print, Y or)—Rastus, you may give me a} avoO* : firertateng Bay - nd my milk is m in Amerien amy, One 9 hg woes mh te i oo . ener f read funny equtt war day containing the word “de |be = : Vag wer ye mot er ltoo."-—-Mrs. D. A. Wheeler, & 4| Belts hy SS cea ha . Idaho 74 Postinante eoert and wan mae ' fe you hear good jokes, ‘That's what jBbe quieted him several times, eat |Miner North, Beattie. jiage and post this let t r a was forced, actually f her dressma bint Tee eee, “Wrctbe an cae cite at tho) Masten (abare bor of 1ejie| ttm took Biss by the are sat yh i ang ogee Irving & Can * Wh ae ° os paper and be brief jwind blew froo indow and pot}? - ted Merve ped ge a Another Snoring Story aly ge ma mind ‘ non s oh On . “ 1 Pe be quiet, I will take you righ . Pi Lenora Van Marter wedded the eart of Tankervitle tm 1895, = er P, Clark, 716° N) toad spank you In the bargain Three-yoarold Ketth had an aunt i pink en Line of Suitings Ih tacked ‘ he iy y, and now | A Werd From Josh Wise little fellow was silent for a mo-|who was an inveterate snorer O@) didn't post it. 1 took 1 : 1 1 ot i eake n ‘ more Yo 4r she h just the same . at The cook gives notice ne and then, looking ning to the balling teaket-/ aad opened it. It wa ri enn . haa jw 2 an oe te vga Thle Qne le Shakey Jatt sides, be remarked he sald: “Oh, ma! Listen to * thet Nt—that a and the laundreas tears ve children put the Said ‘Frisco to Valpartaso. where is my bargain?” —E snore Florence nde by Irving @ hd | e . he table an wl for thimes they should not have, just aie , We two really do amaseo; [2920 First @ at ave 125 Miles for 25 Cents for particuter deme il the same as common ch And, wore Lady Tanke People comta’ jim warm and | quake he ordinary tind yy ville's French maid {to ride in 1ge cart and brought Sor Site Say: You're Chill and shake; Eats ‘Em Alive jonal va. Amateur, i Around Mercer island, 26 1 | know we en me gedbadecuage le F ee a on ‘ But both of wa will soon raiseo.” ‘ on ira|for 25 cents, on steamer Fostuna—!*just know us” The it againat most by t Auntie and Raby Lawrence were After visiting the Geattle opera)’ 7 “ys ae 4 Dace 21; meee = * ene , inst the | jee, — making Us a visit’ A great deal of |house, my simyearold boy asked me 10:30, 2°30 and 6:30 daily ‘oe What do you thin arraytng (he masses agains c | t world han had Inventors grand,/ strention was given the wee visitor, if | could sing ike the lady on the} ey classes From the Yankee to the Turk which did ne eult Byearold I tried to sing the opera mu Ot < wened wil thelr dreams. Gladys, at the Hut ther ‘ one that we'd Hike tO) Georgia, One day while standing |sic, and when | stopped, he said hread counter, of Lord Mortimer coming &p a P by the window # aid Nobody |"Mamma, you didn't slobber it up rene . ~ me 4 th It's the man that invented work.| igby me Guess [1 go out In the lenough.”—Mre, Champlin, Bverett bo eying beth ov epdherepn prt ghee tg | ¥. Wistar jardin « eat bugs | eat tree) Wash | < bur st to give her a title and make Ber | Seaieii ciate Peek, lyesterday, two amove ones and one - | Did Farmer Jones Esca neontrevertions Vat | wooley ane,” Mrs. Clark, Brem What Is « Pig? | 7 ' of =~ 1013-1015 one sweet & Farmer Jones stole some ¢ |Shertff Si jumped on bis hom Soon bh came along the track, — } And he brought the old Moss back rw Rut she reads the paper nd the dream will not interfere sstack, and with wedding an American living out ber life as tt was laid down Im the Great great and small, « for those who have will be able to Which means that the American women. e wetting mar much sense that they can be sorry A Fable. an cyphers to les, and, in future j | There was one ation when it Comes thelr way J very prosperous And In the great houses of Kurope |, resist the ten Marriage ts @ lotte at best a good wideopen manner, Bui there are mighty few prives worth having . the goad people war They brougt Wood hat Wood mdition. But, behold. progress, « 1 «a change » the elt Woo Old Age and Ambition Black Samuel M. Hendricks, 99 yeers and ¢ months old, has a while things we the bricklayors’ union at Los Augeles, Cal, and has started Into non * cban turing | a ow ' tavitle | journeymaa's work eh o getting back to | (Te correapo! | It's never too late to work | One's never too old to « lato » « him. | Here's wishing success to Hendricks, whe, tn » of his years, is young in spirit! | The stuff of which manhood ts made t shied tn him. He ioe is no q His old 0 gra { Sarah Hall Doremus, of Porsippany, N. J, 103 years old, ts | scribed as alert and cheerful, with serviceable eyes and strong hands, and she bax an « nas to why has so long escaped the common lot Am bithon, d with a regular outdoor * she says, ac counts for her survival | Ambition at 103 is someth of a novelty 4, life at that | age ts rare But coukt there be Mite with< | CHAPTER XI . . . | “Have they returned? He asked sng cotesenescol <-ap Not yet.” Mr. Skidds ane When purpose ceases, life begins to shrivel or iahea” wold Leet f am afraid they the process of death begins [am afraid We may be a long time & the fastant ambition naves us. 4 and the body a pert onld give bim and the maste jto the telephone to call * [tive agency Im the city to give ord fors to thwart the elopers girl was asleep, as anual, more than an bow When ashe did aaswor spirit ger long Ambition, virtlety, seet im the things of Hf, ave the vit ot long in following Fhen those are ; 4 much to tte ce | ousting her As a matter of fact, the w hes not ow Those who have pa MN that the world can give mark are few though th anybody aside wd the century tenartans They deserve ask nothing, and, tndeed, are avare of nothing that fy pam tere them aod seolied. him for anawered from themselves can do for them ring be Then she toldied, but she scum tecovered con They have solved me than all the philosophers the ¢® | hin: agency's office | sciousness ential secrets of right - aid anewor that line You may think we have une | pera ‘They may be of humble position and may have made a small [Te yD. n9g ee he Se ee —— * ge a fmm} wa mark in the world. They may have bagged humility to their *0018 | iiman mas, Mr. Allrox - hy egg Bg Re Company | alt their tives, Their purposes in life may have been Insign flesmt | mittal you to remain the master would trom the general rlewpoint : 1 hope you ean be « sont feet you. And be bas » doublebar (MANAGEMENT JOHN CORT) But they have won a suceess which all of us o win and In |phone «irh | We had to lift Cart to his seat | amma H jot t mastjand though we implored his bride! 1 which most of us fail Their purposes~—which are to Ife w to the telegraph or the troiley Iine—have been right and is ac with the eternal and walversal laws Years are nothing again LITTLE MISS ROOSEVELT'S POST CARD COLLECTION t the electric carrent ts that yen “l was I'm « riproarie nts of vengeance and wholesome purpose a ft « Ciniahed her 16th book of post Mise Roeosevelt b cards and she is at which has come from her bla sister Longworth, whe souvenirs on & calieetion Mra Nichol almost daily The preatdent’® ut to begin baw sent the other #ide second daughter te quite a collector of odd trifies, but her love for the IMustrated card from fore te and bun friends abroad officers snd othe «tw Mien Ethel ha of the best » lands amounts t thustas coment wee Greds come to Mra Roosevelt from MISS ETHEL. and even from th ‘These treasures are divided between M *, Who are ting carde al ve in the race and she has one of public Mbraries, She 1 Japan which will be very a bottle of red tak! Gimme that |number or pull down all your |wires between here and town and chew ‘em t or books to be found outside has several sete valuable om China war pictures time me. Then she has views of lotus land fro ry con- | Immediately he was connected celvab int, and @ hundred or more cards on the peasant sin [with the detective agency, but it the Ortent the Amer South Pacific archipelago, F kt |was then 10 o'clock and the de mntains nearly 60% |tive to whom he told his story adie lands of the race and cach ares cards feared it waa too late, but prom sin aeiiiimeemteate taxed to send half a doxen men in = | of the couple at once i that I was to try » reach anybody by telephone when in a hurry'” he groaned Mr. Skidds had brought his auto |mobile to the front of the and the master was soon on his way to the cif | Johnson, the farnier je morning fanning the while at work he heard the REE EEE EERE ER Ee k MODERN MAGOKLEN BY FRANCES GILBREATH-INGERSOLL. ‘aut Geel and honk * - * * * . * * Pee PCC PCP eee eee eee eee OU PASSED me by on the broad highway; |honk” of an automobile. He rec rm 4 silken sweet lognized it as the “honk, honk” of A og a carriage hid my rage, |the born on Miss Hortense's car, ha 1 ghedé am with weary fect and he notified Mr. Skidds, James ae 1 plodded aloag With weary feet the hman, and me @ walted n the front steps, and in a min You hel tr arma a pampered brate, | Ute oF two the car swung into the And kde ¢ olin a ot yard, Carr, the chaffeur, stopping it within a few feet of us y breast a t Here, you fellows,” cried With ro af lips and hair of gold. With rose-lenf Hips and hair of gol {ss bea ramus «peony finn flung 5 ein ‘trom f Jeweled pure |2°% %° hang around there. § the ie tien ¢ Get eel {Lam surprised that you allow fipe have k of che: seen. ail tod Mr. Skidds, if you please ts bgpiedyi6 Mr. Skidds coldly y ite 6 roel th nae | “Skidds, I sald, Skidds, And Skidd run this ear into the auto etetiiii sah teak gate teeter mobile house. Jim, you clean it - Dave 1g ae pt +, [uP You, Johnson, take Mr Tho’ priest haa and court Gocreed - arr’s Inges into the hot God joined us two In this helpless life a God joined us two in this helpless lite Pacific Squadron I am his wife by act of God All Aboard for the Navy Yard. Hig fiat is higher than that of men, They're all th the Charleston, 1 am his wife—you are the slave Boston, Chieago, Oregon, Nipaic, Pd at mare reed law's Magd: | Albany, Preble, Paul Jones, Golds borough, the training ship Philadel West bound, daily, August structive and pl ble trip go to Ground, polished and made into Qerodver 31, Inclusive. Tickets may} Pier 2 and take th Port Orehard beautifat stick and hat pins at «| be prepaid at GREAT NORTHEKN | Route boat to the navy yard. Boats very low cost at D, C. Floyd & Co.'s,|TICKET OFFICE, Second and Co-|leave six times daily, Round trip 210 Collins Bldg. lum ble ***'50 cents coe Low Colonist Rates J ine ryt go rea i mous a city that wae Things were run id better then| Well, the loew jdts call she rebuked him for bis clothes and declared so call had the bara come in except om@ the moment she | with cate chaff, Mra. Carr, off thirety for blood thet 1 could drink | has begun im-jerton, Wash gentioman and his little som his house, and) wore invited to dine with some of hare done with A Rectified Mistake lthetr frien The Wttle son, being addition the} The funera! processions whieh fond of stled for the third looks of the YVillage@--Lenoral passed by Clarence me to the | piece. The fathe i My so | (Mina.) correspondence cemetery beyond alw attracted | what is a pix The son replied is attentic He delighted in dis-|"Papa, he is a hog's It Barratt, Ma laying bia knowledge of funeral|Mies lola May lappurtenances. “Look!” exclaimed) mount, Wash LOST—One spring, bak derk| Lt actesere ti Reward Se each delivered sandatickhe office —Ad in Hy fen (Ky) Thousandaticks knife and « pair of w ————————_———- Ce BELINDAS BEAUX eee 4 Generally Fatal eee eer candidates and killed athe eee tae —_———— me MERHOGANY i that I wasn't w nyone bat B ? tried to lead come sitting at her writ. | uto conve om, but it was img tab whieh lay a pink en usele ew eop in thought velope, evidently fust sealed i anawered in w 5 Belinda ina very delightful orea- bios }iure, even it she ie m and iden! i have to play sec a fiddle to her barma Not ok at me wh i'm well © vking at sige! Ganioa eee obs sees Try One Dish of Mapeline Ice Cream | footsteps sounded on i there walk outside « at the doc # about, and Lele Lawre 1 think 1 wald » Jim Douglas, bie, > ad ab ered Jin Thepetg writing of! bear [2Ome, br Titman, bring me a be from the cellar and tell Anni the] '8%, with whom | had fallen dew | 4: Shaw's Pharmac American | cook, to get wa something to tat first day 1 #8" Hank building. You can’t help but and to be quick about ft Fire that petents. 206 Mugual like ft, and it's all im the flavor oller,” Bkidds, right away, Jim eee | MAPELINE going to clean thie machine here) - - - - ze after” AMUSEMENTS. 1 do not know who hit Cart fre iced o a James always claims that boner and powsthty it belonged to hind, fer he was closest to Carr, We af a diate lea ensidie all ay anded about ¢ ame we carried him to the bh sched him, after ed axie grease in bie hatr ab around ch was covered Ger rik 11s 1031 08 OF THLE ENGAGEMENT. THE me course, sereaniod loudly and faint BROOND WEEK to remain, telting ber that her THE COMEDY OPERA SUCCESS father almont from | | artet trow hh ° thy | H and © M «© is by the aide Come harry up,” sald Mr : | tide to Carr | There was « chua-chug, and the [bride aad brideg rumen © gone HOOK BY STANISLAUS STANGE. MUSIC BY LUDWIO (To be Continued.) ENGLANDER GREAT CAST, GREAT CHORUS, GORGEOUS COSTUMES AND MAGNIFICENT SCEINC EQUIPMENT According | PRICES ROX BRATS AND DIVANA, $1.50; BALANCE OF, HOUSE, $1.00 TO Be. Tonight---Last Time---“Babette” COBT $10,000. NEW YORK, Ang. 25 to the offictal report of the em erts! it will cost wbout $19,000 to repair the damage done to the battleship Hinote In the recent colliaton with/ the Alabama. The [Ilinots wilt take | part in the president's review will then be sent to the navy yard for repairs. | \Low Colonist Rates Weat bound, dally, Angust 27 to October 31, inclusive. Tickets may Oven Be THEATER Ee RUSSELL & DREW, Mer. Phones Matinee prices: Adulte 2 Evening prices: 20¢, 300, 40¢ and 50 addrems ia « (Aus, 24), and jbe prepaid at GREAT NORTHERN TICKET OFFICE, Second and Co Jur bia. vine / i r t Comedy Sens | OTHE FEMALE DETECTIVES.” | ig Cant. New Special Scenery. The big success of tant season, fl © of the Great Metro: > Dramat and A Living MI Mirthful T Next We ind Ave n ‘On the Bridge at Theater « IRD AVENUE ++ sox Popww } eater” | Children under 12, Ie | No reservations held #u Week starting Sunday Matinee, tomorrow i) Week. The F te, CHAS. A. TAYLOR COM Leading Vaudeville House 10e, Perform y. Sunday of old bit Matis 9:00 each last time DIAMOND COMEDY QUARTETTE MASON -KELLY CO. By Special Request in “The Onion Trust COLLING @ CLIFTON HERBERT BROOKS 3 Go. Cord Ma Ray Ranjotsts ¥ Mystifie Special THIS EVENING We will place on sale ing it seventy newly A, latest style r ekirts, In ve black and white eb NEW BILL MONDAY AFTERNOON JIMMY WALL atest Mlackface Comedian gored, The skirts are tastefy trimmed with self straps tac snd buttons, and wlarly at $10. Your chotce this evening for $3.98 (See them in R DUNSWORTH THE STARASCOPE ted 8 It Takes You Traveling All ¢ at in Must ee Cash or credit our window.) A GRAND SOCIAL BALL "Auditorium Skating Rink eCaners Guiing: 0 tes. See Eco. Ceo Company, Inc. weal Retined Roller Skating jc oe pectal musta 1332-34 Second Avenue Near Union. | \ | ALKI NATATORIUM | | John Segalos, the hero of the Valencia, every afters mand even- | ing this week. High diving, fancy awimmtng. No extra charge. Seat- | ‘ing capacity 1,000. The utiful and costly medala awarded to him | also on exhibition. “Seatt ‘@ Reliable Credit House.” SEATTLE, WASHINGTON FIRST AVENUE- PrOmes PAIN 1240 Quaker Prices Biaud's Iron Pilla, b6e b Hotta Live t Bron of x Cae oF Ine Pow . = a f Hug | i 1 bugs " § “4 ae - es e een peckage - get s. for weak stomachs, per package ht on Straw b cleaner, oor ee aoa te ‘ Quaker special ...... : “ ure Cascara) per box Nae A heumatian, special price Forma! dir hing, tired feet; at the any Horta three t Corres Pa t Marked Writing Pag The QUAKER DRUG CO 4013-1015 First Avenue An tmmense stock of sheet music, musical merchandiag, talking machines, pianos and organs has been moved to 148; Second Ave, where all costomers vill receive our Best af tention. ————or SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. Steinway (and other) Pianos 1406 SECOND AVENUE SEVEN RACES DAILY RAIN OR SHINE FIRST RACE AT 2 P. M. SHARP Take Cars at King Street and First Avenue South Admission 50c, Including grand: