The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 2, 1905, Page 4

The money #ho had when whe THE SEATTLE STAR n BY STAR PUBLISHING Co. Was dev to playing the races OFFICHS1m7 and tie Reventh Avenue / tearfully dropped SMR Wek NBKCErT SUNDAY a TELEPHONES: 1 Business DenartmentBunset, Matn 1089: Independent 19% ir oF od eee vanes ahaha 1 and pped t Found at Lawst--English Humour + Those who ve the Engliat © of humor ts oastfied will Wo well I jon Ex and consider ita way Know fog, as it mv tituency would not publish, as it haa, a Btory t “i Whal without a diagram Wierd of Pitty Milked Every Da says its headitnes, Prof, Maller, of Newfoundiand, is the man who has suce in do tt eating 50 sulph w whales and has p ted an apparatus for Milking them, Note the subtle “kidding It is made plain that the whole herd which are being milked are cow whales. “The yield from a full-grown whale is from five to seven hogshead a day, Tt is much thicker and richer than the best Jersey milk, and pc s a peculiarly pleasant and distinctive favor, which those who have tasted it pro- nounce superior to any known milk.” e London ringing with merry laughter at the thought of ag down to let down the harbor bars and orsing as the lady whales come in through the gloaming behind all switehing their tails and chewing their cud of fragrant No doubt the British pater familias riding down to the city in a bus nearly dies of apoplexy as he thinks of the rich Flold of say 300 hogsheads of milk which the professor has to lug up to the spring? 1 cow eaweed Ha, ha, ha! Hee, hee, hee! h a bdloomin’ Joke and not a @lagram. Only fawney, What bally rot to say that the English have RO sense of “b r, — * ‘The powers are going to present an ultimatum to the sultan of IN A TIGHT PLACE. rkey. Fine! He can add it to his col jon, oa " IN THE MUSEUM, (A. D, 2986.) Visitor—What te that bundle o paper yellowed by age and sealed with 47 unbroken seals? Guide—That is a rare old docu ment known as the Chuckanut atone t the Federal building on the site of Seattle xeavation for the foun- et a signal tower for the rgetown municipally owned air- ship line, » STAR DUST » ra . “Ie your friend a pr ent b SAYS DAN, JR. Her talk was of nothing but shop] erin New York?” ¢ bane Miye's lyke tu be a Alaskan Till her fri all addressed her as “Not very lo has never recetved get cheated out uv land, Doctor,” an fafernal machine in his mail,” Whee eye cud hoot en holler And sbe gently let medicine drop. - r * At congres’ tu beat th’ ban’, A REGULAR ELECTRIC BELT. ‘Then music and painting and carv-| A very heavy electrical storm pre fi lyke tu be a prospecture tu ir vatle, this locality a ge ¥ part a huntin’ roun’ fer gole, apt cater she tastited the these, of Wednesday afternoon oh af wie : | And finally friends got to betting | ter h of Mehtning fo! a by Boa ie sirvayers tried tor cheat On what her next effort would be. | deafening claps of thunder came tn ) Bye'd chute ‘em fuui uv holes, Bred tyke to stan’ up at moetin’s say By Gawd it’s are’s by rite! if th British want it | Whey'll coitinkly hav tu fi | DEVILFISH DAN CHUNYER. | She shocked markets, $10 to $50 Overcoats and Ralnecoats may be seen here in greater them by playing the] rapid #w the cemete onal A pine tree in and not far from the Grandparents gen- erally can't see th’ sense uv their own methods uv raisin’ children applied ¢ their grandchildren. vartety of styles and patterns than elsewhere. Our en<- tire stock is worthy of your inspection. The Surtout, the Double-Breasted, the Belt-Back and the Plain Long wa think of Blockty?” w. What's he been do- are the styles for overcoats, For raincoats they ares be was granted a divorce The Paddock, the Belted Back and the Loose Back ; and was married eday. “Humpa, & mah so unappreciative BB that doesn't deserve a divorce.” Exclusive agents for the celebrated Broadhurst Syne tem Clothing of Boston. vse | J. Redelsheimer & Co. spouting . {f 800-804 First Ave. Without a betrayal of pain, | bla St medimine caught her attention, grabbed it with ene: . further greater her love for ; Bhe bad Osler beat hollow for the- ortes, ITS ALWAYS THAT WAY. Augusta MeDodgett to have a career, studied at first elocution justriously more than a year, stopped at the stage of her training | people could bear to re- Cor, Colum- Strongest Overcoat Hotse [5 The Bate. e went tn it COLLINS BLOCK, JAMES AND SECOND. PHONES 416, Geilives The largest school in the Northwest. Exctusive users of Budget Bookkeeping. State agents for Gregx Shorthand. The only Com imercial Exchange Dept, in state. More teachers than any similar local school. There are many more facts about the big school. Want to know them? WILSON’S MODERN BUSINESS COLLEGE. (fle or she from the grand state of Michigan) needs no additional proof that the Garland Ranges, Stoves and Heaters Are the best that the world can produce It's an established fact. The Garland Line Is manufactured by the MICHI- GAN STOVE CO., Detroit, Mich. Wo are sole agents. 1405 Second Avenue. BOTH PHONES 4 YESTERDAY WAS A RECORD-BREAKER In C. D. Hillman’s Meadow Gardens. In ten days al! of our cleared and grubbed land Will be gone forever. No wonder, they sell for $260 for a tract over 400 fect long Why, it would cost more than that alone to clear it Over $490 worth of potatoes raised on one acre of this land. Some have fruit trees. On sidewalks and city water, BOSTON DENTAL PARLORS Twelve-year Guarantee. We aiso have uncleared land at $50 per acre. Come out and hear 100 hammers busy. We also want about twenty more carpenters | Dinotpte church waa hit an awful] there leaning up against the DIff.—Auguata correspondence, Cars) Ing? rollten Btandard-Repyblican. | ~ | Well, bes a man whe handy WA Dep SIM | th ' ‘ Y us on the treet 1 fon't h iT an but } 1 1 usa ny wal he \ Joy fiend ' kN A RPA i nit Have you ' if mw mr Ni FRAGMENT | hing is b wid told] ed a mater@ar, “I! t t kK 1 to deatlag” | re Y@ fothing but st of dubs” a> t tell your wife you can’t re » by me," responded hin dis membe thing tr b s it : ; |LAUR Bis ts the bow fer tathing be tons toves and Ranges $5.00 down and easy payments. Heddahl & Co., Inc. You, I was thereh—ad the fr mw What did the people a “Nothing. They were talking so loud they didn’t hear her A weAt in} “Ten't te that while nr every wome ty with a needle, | 1522 Firet Avenue, Seattle Pree ioe 818-824 Second Avenue, Ballard Oh, yon re, right this minute—#ee that man’ over Lady Attendants, Hours—§: 4 Sundays, 9 to 12, 1420 SRCOND AV and ten more salesmen. Take new Renton car to Duwamish bridge ily few minutes’ ride. Come today, Everybody says it is the offered around Seattle, Just like a big lawn. The Quaker’s Little Prices most complete and service Penn Shoulder Brace able brace on the market, regular price $1.00 Quaker price. ... mee va oop Bhoulder Hrace and Suspenders—all : Indies’ micces’ and boye’ sises 1-04 Men's sizes “em ; a, First Class Hot Water Bottles—2-quart sine, tes ular price 160, Quaker price 4f)@; #-quart size, regular price $1.00; Quaker price §9¢: 4-quart size, regular price $1 Quaker price.. Ove Fountain Syringe, rapid flow—2-quart size, reg ular price $1.60, Quaker price ®1,00; 4-quart sine, regular prite $1.75, Quaker price. $1.25 New York Blastic Truss with Factis Pad—the lates! mont improved pad on the market New Yi astic Truss—tegular price $2.00; Quaker price all week .¥. 2e Reececceees 81-00 Vinol—King of Tonics—a sugprior tissue builder, oniy 1.00 Dr. Hoff's Complete Catareh Cure, including omizer; regu Price complete outfit, $5.00; Quaker price oo Dr, Barelay's Grip and Cold Cure—sure, ploanant, safo . Bronson's Pink Cascara Pille--best for constipation Dr. Hoff's Little Liver and Stomach Pills, per bottle 20¢ P. & G. Gipay Cough Candy—ap unfailing remedy for and coughs; Jumbo stick Flavoring extracts—the Quaker is excl 30." product and offers to istroduce regul or Lemon for .. . THE QUAKER MAKES FREE DELIV THE CITY. USE YOUR PHONES, MAIN The QUAKER DRUG CO 4033-4015 First Avenue r 83,50 » Be 2 tor B06 sore throat roa “Dottie of Vanilla ¥YTOAr i ‘panrd BE 240, IND. 1240. “In the Long Run Nothing Pays So Well as Good Faith Towards the Public’’ ‘This fa the theory and essence of the Clay & Co. Plan. Good faith toward the public is the corner-stone of our plano business. It includes the handling of the best pianos, the selling of them at fair prices and at one price to all alike; it means that what we tell you about « plano you can depend upon. mean to keep faith with you in any transaction may have together, Sherman, Clay & Co. GOOD PIANOS. THE SAFEST PLACE TO BUY A PIANO. 711 Second Ave., Seattle 2 ~ ag’ JUSINESS COLLEG NIGHT SCHOOL Four Nights Each Week, $4 Month MILLER & ELSTON, PACIFIC BLOCK, Sherman SEATTLE Do You Own aGood Suit or Overcoat? If not now 4 your purse won't stand for you can easily buy hott if you'll make either, apparently, just me of our Easy Payment Plan stock of ITS, INGS, may be t Anything HATS, 8HO. ected from four and FURS OVERCOATS, ght on One Dollar a Week Payments Eastern Outfitting Co., (inc) “Seattle's Reliable Credit House” Cor. Pike St. and Fifth Ave. PIANOS We sell better Pianos nt lower prices and on easter raymen's than ary other house in the city, KOHLER & CHASE, 5 Second Avenue. G. A. Meyer Mer 0 3519 Second THE FAIR *°% ©5559 20 PER GENT DISCOUNT On all Cloaks, Suits and Skirts for one week, Salo b day morning puta | Sold in Seattle for 17 Years-- The Ohio Range Why We Also Sell the ‘“‘Never Break” While some of the most prominent stove houses in the Northwest see fit to change their leading range frim time to time we are aggressive enough to add to our line other leading ranges of different construction and material, We do this simply to meet the popular demand. 3 Being an exclusive as well as the largest stove house west of Chicago must necessarily cater to the wants of all comers Some people consider a Wrought Steel Range bett the world While others consider a Malleable Range better It would, there fore be ridiculous for us to have only Hence we have two leading ranges— THE “OHIO” WROUGHT STEEL THE “NEVER BREAK” MALLEABLE There can be no comparison between these two Ranges. Both are perfection. The Ohio is made of wrought steel—the Never Break is made of malleable iron top with polished blue steel body. It therefore resolves itself into a matter of personal choice and our salesmen will gladly explain the differences in con- . struction and material and point out to you which in their estimation is the 2 better range for you to use according to the construction of your kitchen and hot « water arrangements. Our Two Leading Ranges THE OHIO WROUGHT STEEL RANGE THE RANGE WITH A REPUTATION FOR BOONOMY IN FUEL AS WELL AS CONVENIENCS IN OPERATION, € than any other make in one leading range, We have sold the Ohio in Seattle for the past 17 years and of the many thousands that have left the store net one has fafl- ed to give entire satin thon. Mra. Judge Cann says “We have used an Ohio Steel Range for about six years and we find it the finest, quickest and most economical cooking atus we have ever used a we will cheerfully recom- mend it to all families re- quiring a perfect working range.” The OHIO ts recommend od by ite friends and good qualities, not by its great name, In 17 years no one has ever asked us to buy back an OHIO Range ex- cept in a case where the parties have had to leave the country for foreign parts—tho’ we will gladly do so. The Ohio gives long-lived satisfaction. Ghe Never Break Malleable Range —_—_— Tho Range that will USE ALL the heat in the coal WITHOUT waste, Your coal used, not burnt. The range that is Size for size heavier than any malleable or wrought steel range ever mada tan The range built ex meet essly to ments of this climate aad country, ® fuel requ A malleable range with all the modern improvements — with every facility to lighten the In- bors of the kitchen and make ‘cooking a work of love. TERMS $5.00 DOWN, $5.00 PER MONTH.