The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 9, 1905, Page 4

a ta THE SEATTLE STAR BY STAN PUBLISHING CO. OFrFric Imt and 19 Seventh Avenue Stay APTERN OON SUNDAY. <aitge : 3 pendent 11a MNCY-—40 Ballard Ave Sunset, Red 14. One nt per cx tg cont it weet or twenty tty ene) Skea SMT Shae ool MAIL y ption address label of each paper, ‘again been paid In advance, ange of date on the addrens ~ ed At the Postoffice at Beatt! «, AD. OFFICB-RAGLEYS DRUG sroORe STRERT Fr Rew Wanh Ad. Office at th Atfording the b “ t The Star and ny 1080) Tne _ BALLARD &TAaRr monty a ires te tives. te your subscrtpe ur hame ie taken from the list pel is A receipt Washington. as second CORK, BKCOND AVE AN ict 2 ice Sibi aS number hag recently been opened ot Rose te eve want ade, ihe Dury: ¥e subscript to Terre 2 phone num SF tes eile ures Waneee Dake Be emt 188. —— - - W. D. WARD, New York Represen tallva 4 Tribune Building The Passing ofa Joke and No other human creature is 80 and ridiculed Deled as the boy lampooned The old maid, the bald-headed man, the mother-in-law, the ‘ @lor and Mr. and Mrs, Newlywed —primoe favorites with the ma fokers—all have their limitations, But the boy ts easy subjec Jokes and gides from even the most serious-minded, whil at Jests concerning him are commonty accepted in all The messenger boy and the office boy are the haracter a fm what passes for humor The snail is no lon, the slowness; the messenger boy has usurped hia place, The cation of laziness and obtuseness is the office boy 4 Out of the jokes at their expense grow settled popular beliefs f. and out of the beliefs grow more extravagant jokes, until the : a Dey has passed into an Imp ble ure and ts b n from com é mon understand and eclation nd the cov o€ a blood q @Adthonder nove! But the boy is finding vindication. He has suddenly shown the World that he is something more than a butt for jokes and s ot for contempt The testimony taken by the New York legislative committee 4 shows that the New York Life Insurance company made fictitious q Joans of $3,000,000 to some of tts nger boys in order to sircum : Yeut the regulations of the Prussian government There is nothing of the snail about a mewsenger boy such as that. It is a mighty swift boy who can make a loan of $3,00 and circumvent a government all in the same minute It appears that once when T F. Ryan, tho new head of the . Bauitab ne i $2,000,000 and was restricted from »w he q had bis office boy rrow it from a trust company An office boy who is good for a $2,000,000 loan is not } Be laughed at. He is no longer a fit subject for « Personification of laziness end duliness In the days of the frensied incorporation of trust® under the * Yaws of New Jersey the clerkc ation lawyers used often | waniee the practice for messenger boys and office boys messengers and office boys of corpor- panies Kt is no uncommon to serve as directors of people's money are cont The messenger boy and the offies boy as the jokesmiths knew Bim no longer existe ure to frenzied finance. He leaves a great large rolled. corporations in which millions of other In bis place has appeared a commanding tig y in machine-made humor, “Like Finding Money’ Few events, In news, or in fiction, take such hold upon the human Mind as does the finding of hidden treasure. ‘The mythical pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, which fires URS Rest of youth, symbolizes our dreamings all through | | & Breat fortune by merely lifting It out of the earth. There is no superstition so firmly intrenched as that of “luck.” It is the idlest who dreams most of a lucky find of treasure hidden from other eyes. But the idler has only his dreams, The man who really has “luck” is he who industrious! y reaps it from the carefully tilled soll. But for buried treasure much of the world’s most fascinating There is no romance in dul! plodding for a ee ife of getting fomance would be dead fortune. But in the sudden finding of it in shining heaps romance makes its nearest approach to the hard and practical From an island off Grand Traverse bay, in Lake Michigan, tw Men, according to uncontradicted report, have Just dug up $150,000 fa gold. It is supposed to be gold that was stolen from Chicago at the time of the great fire. It is also stated that it is Spanish gold. This, however, is mere detail. The burying of $150,000 is of minor import ‘ance. Poets and romancers have united in creating the impression that the finding of treasure is the commonest of incidents. finding of it which alone is rare and interesting. it ia the It is well known that the Atlantic coast and the shore of th Gul? of Mexico are, figuratively speaking, gold-plated with piratical treasures. That there were pirates tn the old days as thick as pol ticians are now is as indisputable as that there were signers of the @eclaration of independence. That ft was their invariable practice. when their ships became overloaded with gold 00 shore Is likewise undoubted. Strange to say, there are no records. of a pirate @ver taking up his buried treasure. The time was even so busily en- ganged in loading his ship with gold and burying it that he had no time to dig it up again The pleasant pastime of taking following generations y ‘The phrase “like finding money” is one of the most familiar in 7 Our popular speech. This shows how humdrum 20th century society fa permeated by the seductive notion of treasure trov But hardly anybody does find money. When one does it ts @eually a dime or a nickel in the gutter. The phrase goes into home- Ty language because people are thinking about finding money, not Pecause they are actually finding it. a That broker's clerk Was to bunco a bank out of over $300,000 Cassie Chadwick blazed the way for him. —_. to bury it somewhere or even rumors. up the treasures has falle to certainly succeeded in showing how But easy it in securities. then, President Ramsey, of the Wabash, shies at pressure to extend h Yacation. A vacation that they don't want kind worth having, anyway. ——— to give you is the only American trade for » with the old maxim th ol abroad is still growing. This goes well “As goes tron, #0 goes everything else.” Maybe Rockefeller split up his ten million donation Into ones and fwos in the hope that not all of it would be found tainted, A life insurance dividend deferred maketh the policy holder sick. Ly Vis AN DUSINESSCOLLEGE, N ight School No makeshift with us, but a big part of our life work COME AND SEE! i, favorable merchand 1 ine — lays m m. Ohio | Dental Parlors Third A a But it ts a long ery from the cow to the milk bot-tle. MEBBE 80. Phillips climber up a tree to watch his watermelon patch. I guess| he was afrald of snakes —Ebenezer| we HUTCHINSON CO. Clothiers, Second ani Un BREWERY WORKMEN WASN'T A PUNISHMENT wish to correct, as Brother Thomas ts a Christian man and does not be lieve in working on Sunday. He was hurt on Tuesday instead of Sun Kingsville (Tex.) TTimes, STRIKE Drink Union Beer PIANO HOUSE -09 stati ter rinse ave MATTER HEADS. A bald head is not necessarily the sign of brains or talent. Hanch yver's head is as destitute of hair as a peeled onion and his skull is so bard and his head so empty that IN THE OF BALD We'll Wait for Our he should ar a husher in his plog TURNING THE SCALES he puta it on.—Howard (Kan,) Cou-| ence Cadiz (0.) Democrat rant a Ps f° b UTUP. need to have a full purse when you come to trade here. | There ts a large crack In the Wall|our ‘streets three nights last. wee 4 alle Se bo oan ci sale a mye of the federal court building in this| He seemed to pocket a dea! of elty his goes to show that it is|/cash. What was the matter with no stronger than any other building, | Sambo's hat? About thre sizes too! ne Ollar @& ee even if it is supported by the gov-|emall for him.—Jewett corresy | ernment icine Sabie whale |] pays for anything selected from our stock of Up-to-date and Mod = - 80 10D oO N Vv HER erately Price We na Appare ‘or Me yme t hildre HISTORICAL FRAGMENT That chorus girl ov ther ee Seen ee SOE POL OL Hoe See ee en Balboa had crossed the isthmus) smiled very ple antly at the mar - - ~ jen discovered the Pacifi jin the gray suit—» 1 as the h A said he, “all I need now| she wanted to flirt with him and he | oO b4 oF ts avianal uray to mmake me’ a}ver raid the inot ni of nvon|f Stern Onutfitting Co., (Ir.) 100,000 man.” tion to her i. P a“ * . . Pea he Grate hemae talline every Certainty + Hew the mana- | “Seattle’s Reliable Credit House” Cor. Pike St. and Fifth Ave. me to stay away from there ger of tt pany she's In." tng Fralt ato on HCAPINE KapeS un GO TOT RVC — ARYE ime CORR wad 119-900-021 Alankin i viding. aes, Cr areas The ee Checcures,| war denpartme In the last issue of the Times we stated that our friend, Mr. BE. W i i Thomas, sprained his k while snCLINE'S : sinacissanomsasssnmencentl supe ate = * 4 THE SEATTLE STAR MONDAY. ocT. 9.1905. ‘ ~ funeral procession were geen all TET CC CTC CCC CE CPPCC eee eee Te ‘Buried With piyion bt. dnktortie® eupwh. in the z ) * OW c y be pga of peo- ( G HW 1a drizzling rain and off : The New Panacea : reat Homors 2). ti interne * a) Po q * BY EQMUND VANCE COOKE nd F r PROVED MORE BUC por reves wm tt T. PRTERSRURO, o . I the favit of Assistant . «| OWAITING? PROVED r wae CESSFUL THAN THE "COW IN we 1 f M ‘ k t | uk F. Mile TURES ESOC OSS SORES LS Ee eae ets CORNEA.” 1 1a nmander of Klaventh Siberian | ; + ote The phyaiclans of the N York hospitals report wondorfy i f K who killed In the bat-| a warrar “ picid s from the use of vegetable | in the treatmedt of conte ! A bes | C8 of 2 Art ppt tidied for ey Bima ih ee tion.—Current News [tem | M mw t ' aw burled under the most | plaining witness in the case of od “4 imilla similibus curantur.—Old Proverb, tar on thet 1 face of the t « ¢ ceremon witneaned in thin | Mar elle, was asked for in the ‘ Now ff the common tuber-cure will cheek tub to me that 1 sur ty since the ¢ aye of the war,|perlor court Miller, in his affi- The “Karly Rowe” varlety, of course, would stop |u th ' It tot their 4 ta to the he In girl ran away to British Columbia aurea Jto "y 6 regiments which attended tho ¢ ubsented herself purposely The man of golf whose game Is off should also use Mt T wald \ | put-elgh ' uy t Juliet t , And bunions would be reme 4 completely by to ny Res i ie fi 1 Captebeg ey iB Y 1 HE QUA SU Or, if the use of turnip-Julce stops turn-up of the ' U x IW toes, {should 1a BUL Tit It seoms a “reddish” might be used to cure @ florid & Ind These prices ia effect up to Saturday evening, wed , Not at alk” § sald 5 i the thing t 1 October isth. Read them all, there is something But if patient still preferred to be a wine-vault M 1 which will interest you. i i, att . , eg oe | Hair Insoles, little, but mighty; they keep the Might ned to change bis anind, after @ o | Be. 1 feet warm and prevent rheymatism. Regi y y e lie; Quaker special price © 1 k Lined Feet Warmers sleepers), better and Tis —_ a Boston paitent came to Mfe m jut of » convenient than hot water yities, Regu “re n th tract ¢ a | ar pr 26c; Quaker special, per pair 19¢ An Irishman did better on pure extra t § 1) bottle Peroxide of Hydrogen; all week at thg : rn ae : ' ' Quaker for, only 13¢ ad 0 fine Pe ay op i on tols’s Pure Kentucky Malt, for family use, ori < ral h & Gog ’ ao inal ful! quart bottles. Regular prich $1.25; 1 «. M ng Quaker all week, special 806 Rhubarb (som called pipe-plant) gave a amok ao ones o's Pure Food Co.'s Flavoring Extracts—we are ex- or quick rel » ' usive agents for the city, and offer, in or Though Goetore of | 0 eohoal aiitt \nalinn b0 sob ; door, 1 L der to introduce these superior goods, regular io t ab 25c bottle of Vanilla or Lemon for, all week - has ben tried with fine effect Saye . ibe e et th Pow and Liquids. Here is a list out of whic ‘h most any ed to see M eset n ooky hearts sometimes postp . spay pa ! Euthymol, r lee > m 1 " Denticura, reg rice EACH If one has eaten breakfast until he's near the : eee Lyon's Tooth P r, regula tomb, I 1 tell me wha The atment is a simple condensation of mush the 1 ma. e ; room. as ‘ That living beets cure half dead-beats is cited as a A sob tron verity “flier ‘. But ie “harged the doctors treated patte 4 with es Ww both b , ‘ : z NI ! > ns willy f wa er to 44 Buchu, regular price $1.00, Quaker all week special a Thus, when a gold cure man complained thetr quads “a wee ” | guaranteed Kidney cure; regular price $2.00, Quaker would swamp his mine = a 3 asna ant k special $1.69 The house-physiclan promptly soaked him eighteen I's English Pills; regular price Quaker all week special carrots fine. ¢ one . + ses eeeee ihe And though discharged as cured, the patient, fs a 7 ped Thompson's Liver Pills, regular price 2c, Quaker all week — twas “in a hore cake Payee BN a ‘ 0 eeeee -1b¢ And in the future says he'll stick to pure extract St : See ee ee Pills; regular price Quaker ali week special. . . corat ae ; paurd wager k's Pills, reg Quaker all week special. ...146 at . y a - m's Morning Glory regular price 50c, Quaker all week spe- @ draw ga y 1 -25e L failed to 1 tr 19 Liq 8 Quaker all woek special.....17@ te a P. D. * ithymol Liquid Whatt You wore retused | Reg ler $1 00 size, Quaker special 7 My plat 1 s A Regu Oc size, Quaker special Don't # Regular size, Quaker special -- 9¢€ The Quaker makes free delivery to all parts of the city. Use your The story of the fabulous wages] were to be had ortginated an 1 |] Phones—Main 1240, Independent 1240 paid in the horvest fields of the] August. Farmers, it said, at Hure bs ere eek ee rh here ea | “|64e QUAKER. DRUG CO Hundreds of men from the eadt} to pay 4c an hour. n't you f ot to, It's |* Ae ° are returning home dinguated At the start of the “boom” every | ' « . i at all | J First Avenue broke—by freight or upon money| freight from the east was covered N that in a ons My a “J T don't 1013-1015 A sent by friends with harvest hands | pr ally om “ tg 0 nye They thought that the fancied el The story from Huron was re Ne worst y ashy te _ oS forado of wheat would yield them| peated from other wheat centers miaston a ’ from $3 to $5 or more a day for the} Swarms of men fell into the grasp 1 in a way oye en J asking of the growers Mihatae F : Those remaining receiving $21] The whole scheme was worked! ahd a go on painting wh gy ica at for shocking and $2.50 for working| out by the Dakota wheat barons you were Mra, M j sige 9 with @ threshing outfit ‘The growers assewied. themadives| "OF . Me Three or four men in a threshing} and hired a good press agent | ‘We 4 New System {% not a radical 4 utfit do get from $3 to $6 for skill-| It in now m new scheme, The|am an artis | oa departure fron’ ordinary) den- ‘ ed work. These are separator, en-| barons work it every year Thi ‘ou | fistry, All New System Den- gineer and spike pitchers year the press agen was an excep Decidedty } aists must” be graduates or @ These are a 1 local men. tlonally one am ments | | Moentiates of ordinary Den- : . Righteen hours constitut al The Jistliustoned ones who/ tistry. This is what New j day's work struck Huron alone this year num } entixtry ts: Qrdin« Heavy dews and rains frequently] bered in the thousands | | with the fol Jelay the work. Ali time lost is de-| The barons expect suckers to bite | al and legiti- dveted from the wages. at « belt newt year in just the py ' improvements 3 The story of the great wages that) came old way jing t ake NEW 1 niess removal of ex- q —_ — =| Wil & “ | ed nerves in 10 minutes. 3 j Acad } ositively painless ex ] paints } ¢ all teeth. pct & ' Peceee best Gold Crowns j tter, “ - » sitting and at @ . ee ew teeth put in whe en er Bs, i ei Selina Sia: Reade j ‘ If cleansing, artistic jana - - | and durable Bridge Work at I, » " | | $4.00 a tooth. le | 6. Natural Porcelain Crowns: SAYING “SOMETHING NICE.” UNCLE HENRY’S PRIMER. jine 4 | | at $3.00 each. | ‘The young ladies of the Thompson| See the milk bot-tle jo | | 6. Fillings that never come Goods company Invite in} It is @ won-der-ful in tion, | aes | out. ther afternoon to drink lemon It is im-per-vi-ow@ to wa-ter | " j Impressions that insure with them. prefacing the 1 That ts why the milk does not} ¥ é an caly | a perfect fitting set of Artl- tation with the remark that we must|leak from it jt or by some “ E System Dy fictal te tay something nice about them in| The dai-ry man sets a fresh an alles es. Space ct y to ific Coast 8 A simple method of rege the paper. And of ree we could| tle of milk on our door-step ev-er-y ion Of it | ulating teeth. not do otherwise, for they are all,|morn-ing. That is his lay, but he} than to ay Aly without a single exception, t as} ia no hen | have found a way wh These mente are such ag to insure a saving in pain and nice and sweet as they can be, and| You leave a milk tick-et where tore & 2 e to the pa The work is guaranteed for 10 years, and Me restore a our only wonder is that they have| ho can see it oy pur the most nical Der wery now offered. nee: been allowed to remain single so| Wher the milk-man_ pro » if « ~ long—and some of them, oh, so|cure th jine g meterel lines hiuiodbawoutrgaert ieee long'—Marion (Kan.) Record Ah, that is the ques-tion, But)? All examination and advice yatem Offi st of Philadelphia te pinnae you can't pump ¢ milk-man. | e to all How-ev-er, it is said he gets it from | ure m. to 8p q owes mexay runes, [HOTS ok ben ag re py glee The faker Dental ompany me 1 to 6 First Phones: R Cay 161, LADY ATTENDANTS ASK ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT NEW SYSTEM DEN= |] TISTRY AND SEB WHAT THEY SAY HAVE YOU EVER USED GAS COK For your furnace, range or heater? Heats your house quicker thaa coal Makes no smoke. Coke burns to a fine ash and it saves you money. Telephone the Seattle Lighting Co. P.-l. BUILDING, FOURTH AND UNION, Phones--Sunset, Ex. 27; Ind., Bx, 7. PIANOS We soll better Pianos at lower prices and on easier payments than avy other house in the city, KOHLER & CHASE, econd Avenue. Cc. A Meyer, Mgr. Fon rier