The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 5, 1905, Page 16

one. rs AN INFERNAL ils “~~, TRAPTION, AND VOURE A TWAT 'S mar / THINK OF YOU AND YOUR Man Pees WERE QUENT JO BE A LAW nant PARE -BRAINED ébeor? SELLING THESE DENTINE BRONC, ay SUCH FOOLS 44 LPP P Sev evaveveveteeetaarananeene ¥ . * 66 ee : “Un the Uther Fellow’ : . * * ‘ * &® HUMOROUS LITTLE THINGS WHICH HAPPEN TO SEAT. # . . & TLEITES, AS TOLD BY THEIR FRIENDS * Ld ¥ SEER SERRE EEE EER A RRA ARERR R RRR Wf Bxra Kendall, that dear old} The note was sent to Kendall, but he didn't get it in time to send for friend of hundreds of Seattle thea-| ihe umbrella before the storm ter-goers, ever meets “Doc” Hoye, | struck “Progress,” the town which the famous conversation which once| Benson was booming with “Bean gpon aw time took place between the bread” and Wheat cakes governors of North Carolina and But after the show Kendall tried him how h he appreciated the kind offer Hut, say,” sald Kendall to a Star man, “don't you think it ls knocking & man’s own game for a CORONER to offer to save a man’s life Bouth Carolina will probably be re-/ to locate Hoye and peated muc “Doc” Hoye came tr trom Ravensdale, seo “Weather B whe Grand. Hoye had the big rain in the sec Kendal! gets soaked to he brought his $37 eck to it like ria Wiitse and Deputy Sheriff Drew had covetows eyes on it, but they found no chance to appropriate It ™ So they tried to job him out of it And attempted to secure the services of Ezra Kendall as an accomplice At the end of the serond they fot a card and wrote this note to Kendall. “Dear Coroner Hoye te) # Yery much afraid that you will catch| w wpneumonia in that second act de-| @ * ie read about 1 act. where eee eRe eee ee SKINS CAT:* BREAKS HER * . . ARM ® . * Tiva, er of daugt n, te She fractured * * ight fore- & . * from a eeeet eee beth bones ef the Benson Some time age tt tre tured her ¢ girl felt an apple tree and frac collar bone. tuge. and he will loan you his um breila upon request.” SPREE Ree ee Comple'n Credit tH evsefurnishere—FREDERICK @ & | walk pro wi teritt ts exp NELSOF. wos ro RRR RRR WILL battleship next placed on Nebra: Portland the serv delivery so, and in Lin * *. *. o * * * * * * ~ * * * * * * * - * * the exposition November. battleship. Robert elal trial dress. BE EXHIBITED at The beautiful ¢ to be presented to Nebraska by state after which the huge sea fighter is named, in this November exhibition at a headquarters at the Lewis and Clark exposition at statement was or Mickey of his home, Satur joes from ka, it will be shipped land, where it will remain until closes then be brought to Seattle an placed on exhibition here until when the gift will be formally presented to the trip made until carly next year eeneeeee * . . Moran, of the Moran @ . * * . tary John tain hin moving ted to meke eee eee eee) * James Cromsby, the old man * who ts seen « y day driving * around from + , * ing bis yeast, and whom every * bodPknows by the titled name * “In the Good Old Bummer ® Time,” because he is continual * ly singing the chorus of that * once popular song, in sunshine *® and shower was one of the # features at the Labor day par * ada * Hoe was weated in his old * nm but t time be had an # additional attraction; i wane * phonograph, The old man was * trying in vain to get the “gol * durned’’ thing to work. He * could wot find the lever, He * @ually got it going and as he ® gave the usual “getap” to the * horse he started ® street with the * playing “The ¢ * mer Time,” am cheers of * the of Labor ~** errr he SHAMEFUL THE $3,000 FAIR sity the the elty will soon be the Seeteeeeeeeeeee ee Omaha state will be ready ok or * * * * * Jmaha, Neb Port it will Bros. company, builders of the Nebraska, states that the offi will not be seeee Impr ent wight at 420 H. Lay te d George F. Cot » ad * - * * o * ~ * * CROWDING wding on the n line Is becoming h any other part Electric company's system. Many people golng out to the post Sunday and Monday were forced walk to get back Those passengers who suceceded | im getting on the cars were hi 1! like cattle, Some of them walked half a mile toward the elty to get & seat, being willing to pay (mo fares for the privilege | ‘Many of the ears carried from] pastengerd. They were 4 that garments were torn nen in several instances. At least half a dozen women fainted. Conductors were many of the fares not have much difficulty tn » the fort, but a many wible to ri Hundreds walked ard car line eee SWALLOWS POISON PROVE MIS FAITH SAN DIBGO, Cal,, Sept. 5 During last evening's services at the Nazarene mission an un. known man arose and combat ed some of the doctrinal polnts that had been advanced. Ef forta to induce him 40 desist from bis arguments régult his producing a bettie claring ‘Only faith le necessary. If I have faith I can drink thi and {t will not hurt me.” With this he swallowed the patents and a moment or two later fell to the floor and soon died, The bottle had conteined carte 1d. eee eee eee eee TO Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (ne)—Complete Hetel and Club Furnishers SPECIAL OFFERINGS FOR WEDNESDAY This $47.5 Weathered Oak China Close $29.5 | Solid Oak China Closet finished weathered. Stands 66 in. high and measures 43 in and wh shelves ments, Th attracti Interior are filled with le aking four ve China Closet is $4 in width, St contains compart ar price of th pecial tomorrow and Thursday Drummers’ Samples of Carpeting | Reduced In Price for Tomorrow AXMINSTER CARPET SAMPLES. 11-3 yards long; regular price 95e each, special, each BODY BRUSSELS CARPET SAMPLES. yards long; regular price 95c each each BODY BRUSSELS BORDER SAMPLES. long: regular price 80¢ each, special, each TAPESTRY BRUSSELS CARPET SAMPLES. -% yards long; regular price Tic each, special, each TAPESTRY BRUSSELS BORDER SAMPLES. 2 yards long; regular price 6 each, special, each 69e 11-6 69e special, 11-6 yard | $1 Cash and $1 a Week $5 Cash and. $5 a Month Buys any Heating Stove, Cook Stove ¢ or Rone n Our Stock Complete Craait Housefaroisher) Sacond Ave. Madis $29.75 This $22 6-Foot Weathered Oak Extension Table $14.50 mut of solid oak in weatl sures 42 in and extend sft. in Table is equipp ¥ slightly of attractive Regu ‘ow and Th with ular price yod with the famor securely fastened different from tilustration. Legs shape rt f top are lar price § special price to iraday 814.50 round top 44 In, in diameter, 6 f $2.50 27x60-Inch Axminster Rugs Sas We have just received a shipment of these stall rugs, including many of Oriental design. The is a variety of colors and pat terns. Regular price §2 apecial price tomorrow each » each 81.80 Seattle Ayency for the Round Oak Heater unable to £ The people dig cine o - two miles to the eeerereeeree 7 7 * ° . . } well as Co HAS COLE FLOPPED? : i} | HIS WAVERING ATTITUDE ON FRANCHISE MATTER CON SISTENT WITH REPORT THAT FURTH HAS GIVEN HIM PO- LITICAL PROMISES Counciiman Irving T. ¢ ciiman Frank P. M lates for mayor, and neithe em has such @ good « the plum b wid not From Monday 1513 to 1519 Second Ave. A Large PLATINUM PHOTOGRAPH j though he never got a chance | w Mon Ohe FAIR ROUGH up---boarded up. in which to get ment; go into that. “let go.’ We started off with still lower prices Needless to point out that be had. this morning. bargains may runs may read.’ Che dpnpex STONE, FISHER & LANE vote day service Electr of * EXTENSION NOW ASSURED t fo turn for h pte for the Westlake and | @venue franchises. That at least is the report that came current at the city hall jonday. Both councilmen are can- | Cher (513 to 1519 Second Ave. Of Yourself With Each Dollar Purchase. ASK ABOUT THEM estimate $60,000 worth of merchandise must be moved, and quickly. One-half the store is to be given up to Contractor Driver. He gives us six the of the way. We can’t put it in the base- we've given that up already. can’t put it in that half the store which will be left to us---for four quarts will not ahalf-gallon jug---anybody knows So we've six days left in which all Second Ave. and University shows that walled days merchandise out It will be We Even ‘“‘he who |they have found the partner of George Fairbanks, who wa: 4 “ LOVE AFFAIR-- wr BOvesTT = ed and chs Ragley’s Corner nd town. ion Hunt of a fair} HOUSEHOLD DRUGS fal Price This Week. time the nagement In 1 not take was fir % gallon nm, we make { ¢ police think work, large bottle . 25e 1, crude, 1 pint She t Powder . tar, i pound Soe : pound ¥ Paraffine Wax, for sealing fruit jars, 1 pound . 15 ed Olive Oil, pint s of Camphor, % pint § ne, % pint e American Jer te Castile Soap, Bey 8-pound al sale on Totlet Pare Free Delivery Both Phones 982 2 Ibs. 55c wa Butt am Chee @e NAX RAGLEY oe DRUG CO. IOWA BUTTER STORE 1311 Second Arcade Bulliing Turkish Bath 50¢ INCLUDING BED ALL NIGHT, Heady’s Barber Shop z First and Washington i BME wettest