The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 19, 1903, Page 7

——" Se PRIZES FOR THE BEST DEFIMITIONS OF A KISS THE STAR WANTS ITS READERS TO TELL WHAT A Kiss i8— ) TRY IT, YOU MAY WIN A PRIZE Tn orter to got the best definition of @ Kies The Star will offer a series Of prines for the best Mve answers received to the question: “What is a Steet For the m received, The Star will offer as a oriae Wire Dollars ts efinition, Four Deltars. three Dollars. . Dollars 5 the shorter the better, #0 long an the defint tion is broad ex convey @ clear-out mental picture of the w * Kea The only n of that the deflaitions be writ Goupon like the below on will be printed daily during eonteat and you may sen pany definitions as you lke Kiss Definition Coupon My definition is (Send to “Contest Editor” The Star. HAVE KISSES A MARKET VALUE at “Have kisses really & market value, or are they supposed to be like religion and water and air—free? his & & question asked by a contestant, and the answer ts one on which authorities differ, Many contend that a kive fe only a kiss in t fullest highest sense of the word, w Glaim that it is often more appre: Kinds of kisses that perhaps both es decided that a kiss in 3 4 and retai This decision of great interest sult, brought by Mise Frances Petit against her sweetheart, Tit then thre r for @ Being naturally tunately she had wri 4 if costly, There are so many wers are correct, but an Albany Kk state is worth just exactly ndered in a breach of 1 ¢ Saratoga inty, Ne ourted her for 14 resolved to get even Fecompen se @t about #40, Ths!, the judge thought, was an after careful deilderation he decided that a kiss w able as a necktie, or a ext French dinner, Consequently Miss Petit Was awarded damages in the sum of $1,000. All who haye entered in the kiss contest, however, seem to believe that a kiss is something which can not be paid for with all the cotn in the realm. Several have sent in very cynical definitions, but has ne Yet become imbued with the idea that a kiss hae anything to do with filthy lwere. Following are a few of today’s definitions: “Kisses are the staff of lite.”"—H. Lavings. “A universal language which needs no teachers or studying Cook, Twenty-fifth avenue and Denny way. “The goodest thing in the world “A kiss is orystaliaed affection, t sion of physical communton.”—J. Gr ‘A kiss is Hobsonian delight."—Fannie Hart, 514 Terrace street. ‘A kiss tf an ocean in which love drowns iteelf.”—H. Lavin, masculine weapon used to play upon the cred Ditty of femininity —D. N. Poy. “Love's happiest expression and sorrow's tenderest balm.” —Jennie nd the food of love.”"—J. H. Starbird. “A kine ie @ great thing, but I won't tell what It is because I don't —Isadetia Nye, station B. “A really Successful kiss is made up of one ounce of attraction, two ounces of hesitation, and flavored with tulips. It will keep in any cll- mate.”—Miss Faye Wymen, Columbia City. “If you wish the golden apple flod a tree and os it. If you want @ kiss from ruby lips, go find a gtri and take it. . 1m First av- enue. | to os pees, laid & wreath on Queen Victorias tomb." tomb. Many ‘Die With Paew With Pneumonia PHEASANTS (3 yeStt winter days. Put on good, warm EDWARD AND VICTOR ENJOY A would keep you warm. ind & Se: LONDON, Nov. 18--Kings Ead- ‘ward and Victor are pheasant shoot- ing on the Windsor Gay. King Victor, while en route Ads. pn a 1 dahon Aenean oe —— Free Want Ade Save Fuel Briefly, § Col Hot Blast Buy a. { Coal Stove ‘It cuts the fuel bill In two because it burns the gas arising from burning coal. Gas via the chimney in other stoves. COLE'S HOT BLAST really makes $3.00 soft coal work like $9.00 hard coal. Come in and see the smokeless feed door, Does away with dust, dirt and smoke in the house, Bole Agents ERNST BROS., 506 Pike St. FRANCE HONORS OLD TIME HERO VERCINGETORIX ree a battle will now rush to the cannonading to the ny man who must pay bis fitted aweethourt § ie the figure te . it's dirt cheap for the first jo in his fight againet the fetment for bribery be Uninking of WESTERN AF- A Seattle man went to woke up $# poorer has happened to us ways about a million shy, That same thing but we were al- ‘The Marblehead saluted Panama's flag, Now listen to the mugwumpe. ‘The Grafter’s Song Graft, graft, graft, Oh, the long green stuff for me! And I would that my hand ‘The graft that a man can see, Oh, well for the gambling guy That he's backed by political pull! Oh, well for the Dunco maa That the casy mark's pockets are And the itching ha: And ft fille the gratter 4. but the) And as long os _ craft in a DAY'S HUNT ON PRESERVES) overocats at Toklan Singerman & Co, . a A grafter will be rafting sei, Oh, the graft that a man can see And preserves, to- See Clas*ified page for Free Want gvatins aaaee Is that all of it A Word from Josh Wise A handsome wom- an never buys a hat dead give away. Mr. Morrison's Toe W. A. Morrison's toe got in a mix- up with @ crowbar and gate the other day second beat.—Perris (( “Here is once we got the drop on left in the bott Why, Willie! Mr. Wille Stark's little gray pony |bydrastis and mux. They are not City Glo.) Transcript Senator Gibson of Monta 74, 19 to be married. It has not been | ment reported how old his bride-elect Is, | Th but she’s probably somewhere be- tween 18 and a. F DID YOU EVER NOTICE : s - s ‘That there Is a big difference between a man who te looking for work and one wi and mere would wir sileh duke. The state of Mt the [linola Central $1,000,000 back taxes, Can y the state winning? Can Prove It It's & pretty good world, after all, An On an dropped dead after playing a game « eokers, Dix patches fatied to tell whether death was caused by excitement or old age. Star Oust Dictionary CHURCH—A place frequented by young § of sanct ox tertor ta! ambitions. SOCIETY—A coterie of women and thi whose aim in life is not to get found out BRAINS—A mental condition which * you to separate your ghbor from t HOME—A place wh iden | tive, Are you saving up for Christmas? 2i's only five weeks tll then. And it takes lots of money. Better be thinking. What to get. Right away. PLOT PLAN TO ASSASSINATE| OF SWITZERLAND, 18 fe" consummation aa noon as the! DISCOVERED ROME, N |today prints « archistic plot against President Deucher of Switzeriand tt deen discovered at Milan. Three arre have been made. _——— THE FEAR OF HUMBUG Prevents Many People From Trying a Good Madicine and in most ca so obstinate to cure that people apt to look with suapicion on any remedy claim ing to be a radical, permanent our for dyspepsia and indigestion. Many such pride themesives on thelr acuteness in never being hum- bugged, espectally in medicines. be carried too far, so far, in fact, many people suffer for years with weak digestion rather than rink & little time and money in faith- fully testing the claime made of = preparation #0 reliable and untvers- ally used as Stuart's Dyspepsia Tab- Now Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are vastly different in one import- ant reapect from ordinary propri- etary medicines for the reason that wredienta, but analysia sho: ™ to contain the natural digetive fer- ments, pure aseptic pepsin, the di- lwentive acids, Golden Seal, biemuth, cathartic, netther do they act pow- } Queen |erfully on any organ, but they cure indigestion on the common se plan of digesting pee! food eaten thoroughly before it time to fer- nour and oli the mischief, tn the only secret of thelr suc- com | Cathartic pills never Wave and jnever can cure india jon and stomach troubles because they act entirety on the bowels, whereas the whole trouble is really in the stom- | Stuart's Dyepepsia Tablets, taken after meals, digest the food. ‘That ie all there ia to it Food not di gosted or half digested is poison as it creates gas, acidity, headaches, palpitation of the heart, lors and many hich are often eal » other name hey are wold by drumstete where at 60 cents per package other 1 by ry Hs dies of |All Suits, Jackets, 4 those who would offer @ and fretful and jfiret bill from Nint Unton # to }finds a hearty # timan Morrison of the Fifth ward. ptly affected iia, | @iffiow! matter, but thoes thitge con PRESIDENT. DEUCHER 3 ) Eradually worked out. It te | |the Fitth ward, sald #\ yet seen the plans of Mr. Hubbell,| | but {t looks to me as though a large! | | property may have to be «iven over Stomach troubles are so common | ‘This fear of being humbugged can | |G\RL BLUFFS HER PARENTS, } la, @ 13-year-old girl who has lived | with her parents at Goschen, 11 | fleah! Seattle 1 WANT TO RAISE CONSIDER. | AML MONBY IN A SHORT PACK OF ‘TIME, AND TO DO THIS | SHALL QUITR MATE Reduce the Prices \< ON Furs and Millinery) Goods for the Next Ten Days “< “© THIS 18 AN EXCELLENT OP-| PORTUNITY AND DBAD BAK MRS. \M. D. PEASE 05 HBCOND AVENUE. ARCADE BUILDING ny Ye AUCTION Fine Gold Jewelry Sterling Silver Cut Glass Fine Watches Diamonds Exclusive designs and superior quality can be had at your own pricesat FRISCH BROS... The Old Reliable Jewelers - PLAN FOR TUNNEL COUNCILMAN MORRIGON sol HEARTILY APPROVES IT— OTHER DADS CONSERVATIVE, The plan to tunnel The Fifth, Third, Second, Sixth and| Heventh wards are the districts th would be most benefited by construction of the tunnel. Mr ison said inst night “The scheme looks mighty good to me The trouble ts that I am afi the plan will be hel bullt through the hill at some! point further south, Of course, the firet matter to be considered, is the expense, The people at both Promches to the tunnel would erently benefited, but not muc more fo than the whole city, Fi that reason I should think that if] the tunnel t bullt, a large part of jthe money be furnished from the |eeneral fund ‘The nasoasment of the property most direc scheme, and Iam tn favor 'y'a financial condition will stand “That matter will ha at very conservatively, 1 have not) amount of valuable property might to be condemned at the east end of the tunnel. So much of this |to the use of the tunnel as to make |the plan impractionbie Counctiman Gill of the Third werd said that the scheme appeared rather vi to him and Coun-| cfiman Rinchart of the Sixth maid! tche-had not yet had time to look ovpe tae plan FOOLED HER PARENTS bite Councilman Parry also seid) ‘WITH BIG GUN, AND 18 NOW) *A PROSPECTIVE INMATE OF REFORM SCHOOL WHATCOM, Nov. 18.—Annie Vai hatoom, jumped into Saturday by threat- use her paren keeping company | With a 16-year-old boy in her neigh- borhood with whe she bad some- how become infatu re E with the} intention of kil leaving a note-for her parent® explaining the whole affair to them, When th neard two shots in the woods at a vhort distance from the house, they were sure that the girl had carried her threat into execution. Rut Antie had been more disorest | than her porents had given her cred-| it for being, She t quite make up her mind that she was| ready to die, so fired the shots | in deceive the old folks, Levinson's bm where in the thet he had not yet consifered the | *%4 Green Lake Between Seneca and University. Pianos WI save you Just $110 on the Christmas Piano, Time to join now, Sherman, Clay & Co. not be able to Interfere in her af-!with a view to # fai FREDERICK & NELSC Incorporated FOLDING BEDS “Just Two Low Priced Ones From Our Exténsive Showing — $1750 | $20.00 Full or three-quarter size FOLDING BED Golden finished solid oak FOLDING BED made ) Bolden finished solid oak, with panel _ in three-quarter or full size, bevel plate mirror front, Price $17.50. and two shelves on top. Price $20.00. No Soi ling of Hands or Chobe 3 in Lighting the DAISY AIR-TIGHT WOOD HEATER This is the most satisfactory low-priced Wood Heater’ we ever han- dled, a particular feature being the small lighting door, which enables one to ignite the fire without reaching down into the top, thus preventing the soiling of hands or clothing The Daisy is equipped with screw damper, clean-out door, hinged cover, cast-iron pipe collar and cast angle iron brace under sheet iron top, to prevent warping; it is lined with heavy sheet steel. Prices without nickel rails are as follows: Smooth Steel With Sheet Top— 75 | No. 240. .25 | No. 260. Smooth Steel With Cast Top— Yo. 180% 4.75 | No. 240% ... >. 220% 00 | No, 260% .. Biotin Iron With Sheet Top— No, 18 caress ae No. 24 . 6.50 NOM sit sic coeds a .50 | No. 26 7.50 Russia Iron With Cast ici, eo No. 18% .. 50 | No. 24% : 3.00 No. 22% .. 50 | No. 2644 45 Nickel Rails, per, POE od ss dcmicdec cbeseones ‘S5¢ Extra WE WILL TAKE YOUR OLD STOVE AND ALLOW YOU ALL IT | Is WORTH AS PART PAYMENT FOR A NEW | ONE. FI REDERICK & NELSON — Complete Housefurnishers ial Avenue, Madison and Spring Street i neeminmenisemameiea iid | Bottles Piano Problem Is worrying you come In and let us , help you solve it. It's 4 part of our business and we will take pleasure in saving you @ great many petty annoy- ances in making your purchase. An Absolute | Is embodied In the name and reputa- tion of every In the Mne of Instruments we repre- sent, including the famous and time- honored Chickering & Sons, the oele- [brated Kimball, the beautiful and ar |Ustio Hobart M. Cable, the rellabie Sold Exclusively by— eh soe ee Toklas, Singerman | ii Soa" croak Fall shipments now coming !n, Ener Be & Co Sa kewd |! vanae srock, correct prices, je BASY TERMS. QUANTITY, VARIPTY, QUALITY. VALURB, are the watchword of every thoughtful and intelligent buyer. And for to assert that you will find them best exemplified here te but to state A FACT t thousands of Gelighted patrons all ever the North- Old California wast wh: ken the trouble to investigate will substantiate. Our $2665 Plane Offer & winner, and the biggest value in aoe West. EVERYBODY HA6 A KIND WORD. FOR THE SIMPLEX PIANO $3.00 Per Gal MBAR IT. ‘ — CTS Brunner & Co._),$ JOHNSTON (0. talking machine departments contain One-Price Liquor Store. many attractive features, Dom't tail | PIKE BT. THL, MAIN 1960. /903 Second Av., Burke Bldg. Port Wine $1.50 Per Gallon Fully Aged and Mellow DELICATE BOQUET, The Kiite of Sweet Wines. Order carly. Free delivery amy- elty—tncluding Ballard Both Phones, Main 644. 1208 2nd ave, 4 The Richmond Piano Club — in the musical tnatrement $10 Is all the cash needed 751 Second Ave. to see or write to us when you wish | was soon lockted by her parents,| decision, and it ts possible that the the world, where parents would | who had her tried for tncorrigtbility | girl will be given to some ojher iding her to the/family, where she will be givnn heart reform school pr ly more careful trainin: ed work in Lynden, and Judge Neterer has not yet given a she has here irs of th Bhe obt re been ree