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- i, WEDNESDAY, THE SAN FRANCISCO CAL OCCIDENTAL . ACCIDENTALS JUNE 8, 1906. THE SMART SET g the latter to terms, either directly indirectly, and in this respect at least will This | |or _Proprietor | greatly expedite the payments of losses. SAN FRANCISCO CALL JOHN D. SPRECKELS JOHX MoNAUGHT.... Manager action by the general adJflhtmg committee will be | - thoroughly appreciated by the people of San Fran-| CETE Miss Ruth M. Allen and Lucius H.|[for his bungalow on the Hudson, a EDITORIAL RGOMS AND BUSINESS OFFICE. . . . CALL BUILDING 2 2 £ 3 BY A. J. WATERHOUSE Allen will be married today, the cere- | handsome place erected some months cisco as showing a prompt, fair-minded and busi: | — | onY fo také place quictly at the home ago, and of which he has spoken but of the bride’s parents, Judge and Mrs. | little.” All of Mr. Greenwood's elaborate Allen, on Washington street. bric: rac and furnishings were sent Cormer Third and Market Streeis, San Francixco. UPTOWN BFFICE. ... 1651 FILLMORE ST. nesslike spirit. “BARGAIN” HUNTERS DISAPPOINTED.. “wWon't you please say, a few words to the mistress as well as to the girl?™ | THAT WHICH DELAYED NOAH. The family of Noah was about to Phone . West 836 transfer its headquarters from Flood | This is an important soclety event, on long before -the recemt disaster.| ... . the waya “refugee in Black iy e and had been originally planned for | Among other art works in the lot are | d, Contra Costa,” concludes her DAKLANB OFFICE. 1016 BROADWAY | 1. o1 every U hats e Cottage, its summer residence, to the g porpor with elaborate preparations, |four most beautiful panels, hunting | Piamend, Co shiw: s e rredly ractically every reai estate ofnce n ark. Shem, Ham and Japhet had had put the prevailing conditions have led | scenes, done by Charles Dickman. | letter to me. This brave girl, who has % “never before had to earn her living. willing to take the work that is offer=d, She has “helped™ to a modification of tne event of gayety | first intended. | Laurence and Walter McCreary ar- . e |rived last week from London, coming : clos® The marriage of two clever people | with the intent of alding their father, O cStC Serviee was Monday's most interesting event in | Andrew McCreary, to recuperate his | her mother and knows all about gen= Oakland, Joseph Jay Scott, the well-|fortune. In London, where the Me- eral housework. is strong and known journalist, being married on that | Crearys are especially well known healthy and capable. She has “tried” - flooded with letters from. the Bast and Middle |y, i faces washea, and the girls looked JUNE 6. lm‘\’\ ost mqmrmg after “hargams” in the burned|vright and rosy im their clean, new {district. San Franeisco’s experience in this regard | pinafores. AN AMERICAN RIP VAN WINKLE. “g not lu]]]kp that of other large cities that have “Whnth: thunder is holding the‘Pro: suffered great disaster. Seattle, Galveston, Charles- |S°3"ion?" Noah anxlously inquired. “The livestock in the museum will be getting The Postal Progress Leazue for vears has been|ton Baltimore, Chicago, all experienced it, and lt,,mp“lem \P wa taery wauch longer” . | WEDN DAY... She making & steady but uphill fight for improvement i not at all strange that San Franeisco should fail| “Ma nasn't come down yet,” little Ja- |date to Miss Mary Johnstone, a gifted among the racing set, there Is much |one place and remained there hut thres of the postal serviee of the United States in the|t;, be an exception. Capitalists, eager to invest, phet respondea. younfkwoman of Oakland, whose Pen | regret at the Sacrifice of the fine polo | days. “The lady misrepresented ”» 4 W 5 N and ink sketches have frequently been | = = mat of e pare post Tts statement of fmtx‘“d“”.fi”‘. seek “baraalm and where tremendous ‘Well, yvou hustle right along up ponies with which these men were | things. seen in the magazmmes. The Young gbliged to part. | Little girl “refugee,” the only reasom people celebrated their nuptials very | The Messrs. McCreary will remain in |1 did not say “a few words to the mis- quietly, not even their best friends being | town indefinitely, Mrs. McCreary having } tress as well as to the girl” before was | present. Miss Jean Johnstone attended | stayed in Paris. because I had forgotten. I was so wor- her sister and a former journalistic | . . | ried and anxious about girls who need= |brother, Bert York, was the groom's' Mr. and Mrs. Louis Pierce are at ed work that T bent all my energies | best man. The honeymoon will be spent | their Suisun ranch, where they went and all my thoughts in that direction. {in Sacramento, where Mr. Scott's new: immediately after the fire. | Thank you for reminding me. stalrs and tell her to get a move on. | Tell her it is beginning to sprinkle al- | ready, and our umbrella is mighty near And just at this time, too, financial conditions worn out.” ental nations which iy the East influence the investor to take advantage | S° little Japhet hustled right along. e years ahead of | of every opportunity. The hanks of the East and | ;:r:“;"t";d:':';:‘ih‘;“l’l":eb'?::"“:‘!:“::; Its cirenlar just received states that the taX|of the. Middle West are full of money; shows that the Awerican people, who are pronelosses have been experienced ‘‘bargains’ to applaud themselves on their progressiveness and | paturally looked for. »dern ideas, in this postal matter away behind | 3 irope, even Contin we are twenty are n tha % slow-going call IS, all the large , minute. She says she's nearly dressed | now levied by Congress on the public for the postal | It is quite transport of general merchandise is 100 per cent higkh than the Postoffice Department deems ad- \ > or necessary : 100 per cent higher than the of 1874: 100 per cent higher than the -els rate of the Universal Postal Union, per cent higher than onr foreigy parcels of this statement the leagne adduces that : Postal rsal of Rome nternational letter weight nnit from making the new rate five Congress to an ounce, ents e ounce, three cents for each addi- tip ne and has thus reduced the rate on foreig tters by 50 per cent withont any possible reas postal revenues. This i\~ a similar redoetion in the demestic and on the oceasion of Queen R 189 oht was extended munces, with a rate of a penny (two cents) At that time the t from one st four ounces and a half-penny (one cent) additional two ounces. Under the impulse of this the increase in the postal improvement f English letters posted during the fol- was 686,500,000, against 187,- a 200,000 during the prn-r--diu«' six yeaps, and this with a corresponding increase in postal revenues- §9.985.000 more in the years 1897 to 1903 than in the period 1891-1897. If the heavier letter weight caused any addition to postal expenses it must have been very small. The $9,986,000 amounted to practically so much clear gain in the English postzl revenues.”’ Without adducing any further figures it may be| id that the leagne presents the postal rates on| neral merchandise pareels of Germany, Austria, France, Great Britain, which put the much higher rates of the I'nited States to shame and call for prompt Congressional action to reetify the 2 & a ete., Rip Van Winkle slumber of this country in this important matter. We had better wake wp and reduce “our rates to eonform to those of other atries. We are a back number in this matter. A GENERAL JAIL DELIVERY. Thomas A. Atkinson, Speaker of the Assembly, is eirenlating a petition to Governor Pardee. which he is asking the memb of the Assembly to sign, requesting the Exeentive to pardon ballot-box stuffers Rebstock, Wyman and Steffens, now in the State Prison. on the ground that ‘““‘they have snf- ered enongh.™ So ho! This is something new. Now let some- v else get np some other petition to the Gov- ernor asking him to turn loose from the peniten- tiary 1y murderer, burglar, highway robber or neral ““that he The petition might of jail. all-around crook on the ground has been sufficiently punished.” xtended so as to let all conviets out might e of all lunaties from the sane asylums h, Stockton, Napa and Agnew. not throw wide open the doors of all jails viums 3 walk out? Why lot-box stuffers whose convietion amount of money, time and In-l vhody out of What is the use of making two bites of 0, We and let eve; vbody three not eve SPRINELE THE STREETS. Now that the usnal summer afternoon sea breeze has reappeared it becomes urgently necessary that the streets be kept wet down > street sprin This applies particalarly rd and Market streets. The former is just the Ilmrnn-rhfar. for hundreds of debris, and the whirling clouds of mortar, cement and sand dust that sweep down its whole length during the afterncon are a speetacle in themselves, H of downt lers. m"rn-» been seen in San Francisco. every- | Nothing like it has ever| Neither clothing. Tungs | cities are now on a 4-per cent basis. Inatural for Eastern investors to®grasp eagerly at| has < It is still ancther of the many current proofs that | by petition for the general * anything which promise: to place invest-| ments on a 6-per cent basis or better. So they| are writing local real estate men and have their| agents on the ground to find out what can be done | in San Francisco. But the indications are that there aren’t going to be any ‘“‘bargains’’ in San Franeisco real prop- : at least, not in the sense that the Eastern rgain’’ hunters understand. Indeed, since the there has been a general stiffening of San land valnes. Owners remember the tremendous advances in real property at Seattle, Chicago, Galveston and elsewhere after the mo-| mentary lull caused by the disasters which those cities passed throngh, and prefer to enjoy the benefits of the same advances which may be looked for in San Francisco, rather than pass them along to speculator. In some instances land has sold at an advance over prices asked before the fire the Reese property, near Market and Valenci streets, for example, having brought $2000 above the price for which it was advertised up to the! time of the disaster. There is going to be no| unavoidable sacrifice of real estate There are good investments here, precisely as there | were before the fire: but there are no panic-created ““bargains,’’ nor are there likely to be. THE DELINQUENT TAXES. | fire, Franciseo in this eity.| Taxes for the fiscal year of 1905 fell delinquent esterday, and the delinquency amounts to $175,-| against about $100,000 in normal years. It 'was feared that the delinquency would amount to nearly half a million, and the much smaller de- linqueney is a pleasant surprise to the municipa! authorities and the financial interests of the city. San Franeciseo is in much better financial condition than was thought possible six weeks ago. Senator Burton of Kansas has at last discovered, what has been apparent the country over for some time, that his toga didn’t fit. The bhallot-box stuffers, Rebstock, Wyman and| Steffens, may find State Prison stuffy, but that is no good reason why they should be turned loose. The wedding fes Queen continue gloriously. They are bemb-proof. 1 < | NOTES OF \OT\BIE | The Sultan of 'X‘urke,\ a great collectér of canaries. | George Meredith, said. will write no more novels. L Though both legs were fractured in an accident some | months ago, he is, when his age is considered, mnking] what seems to be surprising progress. M. Pollard of Paris, not satisfied with the usual gran-; ing by floriculturists, has started to transform wgeta-; bles. It is said he has succeeded in turning a radish | into a potato. ! Andrew Carnegie has given $25,000 to aid students of Kenyon (‘ollege who are ‘“deserving, but are hampered by poverty.” He bars theological students from partici- | pating in the benefits of the fund. King Edward is fond of pigeon racing and has partic- | ipated actively in it. ‘His Majesty has a big loft of pig- eons at Sandringham, yhere they are regularly and spe-| cially trained for long-distance races. The German Emperor, who recently added a @pnmah‘ uniform to his stock of clothes, has the biggest ward- robe of any sovereign in the world. . . . MUCH WORK AND FEW WORKMEN. An abundance of work and a famine of werkmen rep- resent a condition that is constantly growing more com- mon in America. The greatest trouble is the dearth of farm hands, as shown by the report of the State’s free employment office in this city. Men absolutely refuse to leave the cities for the fields. But the problem is not confined to the country. In the cities there is work a-plenty and a dearth of workmen. Apparently with each | succeeding year common labor grows less attractive. Yet there is not a notable increase in the number of vagrants | and able-bodied paupers. The riddie probably has its solution in the fact that prosperity and thrift have de- pleted the ranks of common laborers, leading them to ! seek better things in life —Cleveland Plain Dealer. * * 1 1 | - i | minute. | now, | neara :Though I 2m not here a-claimin’ | An® now.” Noah sat around a while, then he said ' to Shem: “You run up stairs and tell your ma she’s got to get a move on. - Tell her it's raining to beat the band now, and if she doesn’t want to get soalked she'll | mosey along.” So Shem ran up stairs. In a few mo- ments he returned and reported: “Ma says she'll be down in just a minute, now, but if it's raining she'll have to goes.” So Noah lighted another pipe ‘and walted. After a half hour or so” he | turned to Ham and instructed him as] foilows: “Ham, you skin up them stairs and tell your ma that if she wants to go with us she's got to get active inside of the next sixty seconds. Tell her I'm getting tired of this dodrotted foolish- ness and want her to get down here nd report.” So Ham skinned up the stairs, and after a little time he returned and re- ported: “Ma says she'll be down in just a She says she's nearly dressed but she wishes you would come up and see it her hat is on straight.” So Noah rapidly mounted the stairs, | and, after that, the pallid children nothing from up there except words. But the words made no difference, | and when Mrs. Noah finally went to the ark she had to go in a rowboat. Moral—Nobody should blame Mrs. | Noah. As all of her great-great-great- great granddaughters know, it requires | | | a little time—just & minute, you know | —to get ready for an outing. “Her ring is an intaglio.” “What is that?” “Why, downwara. “The circumstances against her were very suspicious, were they not?” “I should not consider them so.” “Why not?" “1 looked upon them as constituting | he engagement of their daughter Ethel a dead certainty.’ GREAT AT FISHING. He wasn't worth a whoop at doing anything VThnt makes the sages prattle and the merry poets sing. didn’t seem to go, An’ he said he sort o' reckoned that the Lord had meant it so. he started up a grocery that went to tarnal smash, An’ all his trustin’ creditocs was tims of the crash; 'lowed the Lord had called hin| then to preach to sinners, all, But the sinners wouldn’'t listen, an’ the net results was small, But he was great at fishin' He would set beside a river while the other fellers worked-— Then store fix He that he ever reely shirked— An’ while his life-time chances went a-sli glidin® by, would ketch some speckled vietims that he said would make a fry. He On, anything 1 know, his neighbors an’ relations all re- marked that it wds so; s'pose at poundin’' putty would not have met success, For he was too dratted lazy e'er to hit it right, T guess, But he was great at fishin'. An’ 1 o' shuffiin’ way, An’ 1 s’pose he now is loafin’ in the Yand o' Light an’ Day, {Fer he was too triflin’ lazy e'er by er- | | ror to be caught, \ |An’ so he lived In righteousness, with- | out a sinful thought; But s'posin’ he reached heaven, darin’ here to dream, as I'm he was a dismal failure’ at most | he | nor eves can long endure this fierce blizzard of The Pennsyivania Railroad officials are to invesugate’, white dust. The pedgstrian entering it clad in dark | themselves In a tightly sealed apartment, with a grand | garments emerges from it looking like a nli!lvrfl“""hwr“l inuer guard and: a.granil ‘Womsbipful: bute < 4ty ; o ¢ guard at the door. Perhaps they would prefer th Sprinklers should be placed in these streets thh-! terstate Commerce Commission o adopt ,h':s ik _eal:; out delay and I\cpt in continual operation there ! timore Sun. until the debris is hanled away and the <treflt<| The coal consumer is now able to understand why h, 4 # 3 b themselves swept clean, after which the ordinary l is muicted =0 heavily in the cost of fuel. iy sprinkling will doubtless be sufficient. freight charges and di ’ up a heap of money. . ® * vidends on free mining stock eats Rochester Hor‘hi. i . » - NO MORE rIGHTmG FOR TIME. | Let’s hear no more talk of tb!s be]ng a prosaic age.’ | Here is a Manhattan man accused of making burning love in an icehouse.—New York Herald. It is gratifying to note that the general com- Paying high | e £ o . . . mittee of fiffeen of the Fire U ndorfrltnrs How any conaistent protectionist can refuse to vote Adjusting Bureau has become disgusted with|sor or subscribe to a direct bonus to a manufacturing the dilatory tacties of some of the smaller in-{concern is a pswhnln!k‘al mymry.——Detrolt News. | surance companies in settling their losses , and X by preflch" 'd’ ¥ g i scoursed on “What to Do | will_have no more of them. Tt has passed Myt Gold,” and never once counselod his hearers get' formal resolutions to the effect that those ecom-{wbins for it.—Buffalo Express. 1 | panies fighting for time by absenting them-! Do S0 ! i selves from adjusting meetings and otherwise im- peding. the settlements will hereafter be ignored, and ‘that the larger companies will go ahead and. pay their losses, leaving the smaller companies to, either assist or be left tv settle for themselves. Princess Ena’s pathway to Madrid was carmed wnh roses. The hard siedding will come on the return trip,— | St. Louis Globe-Democrat. » ® . The heated term is on in Washii passed the lie in the House yesterday. Tines oA ¥ on all right. They l’mabut Gmou 'd like to bet a dollar that he's scitin’ by the stream, }The silver stream that flows alway in- 1 side the pearly gate, |An' askin’' of the angels whave he's goin' to git his bait, I | Fer he was great at shin’. ~ . “Her parents say that she is an elo- cutionist of rare poweus’ i { ,objection to her T suppose that it ought to be overlooked.” I know that he Is very bright; 1 cannot fail to know, Tor oft, in conversation, He owns that it is so. Quake Canses Henvs Damage. ! SAN JOSE, June 5.—The Supervisors today, after a careful county buildings at "SOM No apg- tion was taken | ments. On Friday afternoon Idora Park Lorenzo P. Latimer leaves today for will be turned over to the ladies of Fa- | Healdsburg, where he will stay | biola to be decorated for the following | through July and probably later into o ok the summer. Mr. Latimer will camp { . |In one of the picturesque canyons of ha‘::’;hz::dar‘::z‘z‘:’:;"':h;:‘“’w;:: that region to paint and direct his |classes. Enthusiasm seems to be the . ola festival in Oakland, will be assisted | by Mrs. Harmon Bell, Mrs. Gordon Stolp, it is a cameo turned topsidejMrs. W. S. Palmer, Mrs. G. H. Mathews, | tivities of tho \pamsh King andxue tried his hand at farming, but i) club by the Red Cross, and is being | | | | £l i | Monday evening. She savs Shon aearls dre!sed:Bere(tl, Mr. and Mrs. Harold Havens, A | Mrs. D. A. Proctor, Mr. and Mrs. Robert put on her best stockings before She"‘lewell | Greek Theater drew out a number of | | Mark Requa, who is always seen at|will leave soon for Fort Bayard, |on Saturday at Oaklznd will doubtless’ }gun to grow old, for in one bag will be | gp",‘!, | young people. | and infants' clothing. <nalnsuok to be made into baby glothes, ! Alameda and Roger Chickering of Oak- land will take place June 20. |in the entrance to the bay of San Fran- | that year. He meandered o'er the river in a kind | paper work demands his presence for a | [ S oG time. Mrs. Scott is the daughter of the J. C. Johnstenes of Piedmont. . el - Several parties enjoyed first a dianer ‘and then the closing programme of the | Royal Hawaiian band at Pledmont Park | At various tables in | the clubhouse were to be seen Mr. and | Mrs. J. Walter Scott, Mr—and Mrs. I. A, The Alexander Youngs, who arrived {from Honolulu on the first steamer that left the islands after the quake, | are at the W. T. Veitches, Oakland.| |Mrs. Veitch has been quite il for some . time with heart trouble, but is| able to be out again and expects to |leave in a few days for Macrays, near Cloverdale, Mrs, Veitch’s son, W. E. sKnowles, and his bride, who were burned out |in San Francisco, are also at the fam- | ily home. Mr. and Mrs. Witkham Havens, Dr. and Professor W. D. Armes, Miss Crissie Cameron, Miss Florence Ziegen- fuss, Jefferson Motfitt, Walter Liemert and many others. e . . The concerts of the past week and on Monday of the Hawaiian band in the L SR R Theodore Wores is making a brief visit in Oakland, having come up from Los Angeles, where he has estab- lished a studio. Mr. | Francisco previous to April 18 soclety folk, many of whom formed par- ties for the occasions. Among those in Monday's audience were Mrs. Grace Tubbs Henshaw, who | entertained several |artistic goods and chattels. e . |nas been the guest of \ guests, and Mrs. | Stone’s mother on Broderick - street, events intended to ald charitable work. iMex,, . ST been stationed at that ison. The confetti booth at the Fabiola fete Lot o oo o Mrs. B. J. Hoffacker and Miss La- |vinia Hoffacker are visiting at Byron Mrs. J. D. Peters of Stockton, placed a $5 gold plece. | with her daughter, Miss Anna, are also The evening will bring dancing along | Ruests at the same resort. Among with other pleasures offered for the |other San Franciscans sojourning at Mrs. W. 8. Palmer of |gyron js W. F. Herrin. Oakland is in charge of all arrange- | P be 50l out before the afternoon has be- | and other toys will he sold at the Fabi- icommon keynote of all i . Mr. and Mrs. Artbur Fickensher are located in Oakland, near the W. R. | Davis home. the artists. Mrs. David Rae and Miss Paulin Mat- hews, Miss Hope Mathews, Miss Lucy Shinn, Miss Alice Shinn, Miss Mary Wil- son and Master Prentice Deering. . . . Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Northou announce o5 il e Mr. and Mrs. Charles Lovell of East | Oakland will spend the summer at | Macrays, Cloverdale. [ T L W. Hellman Jr. is spending a few Lo "Barkwioy (C RIGGE T or Sum Brats | weeks at his country home near Lake clsco. The wedding will be an event of | |Talioe and is entertaining several jearly July. | guests. . . The California Club women meet at| Miss Ruth Adams is expected this Mrs. James Crawford's home, 2115 Baker | Week from New York, where she street, every day to sew for the refu- SPent the wiater. mees. ‘The material is supplied to the * nd Mrs. James Singleton Spil- ho have gone to Berkeley, have Mr. . s . . . mr. iman, w taken a house at Bay View place. made up into nightgowns, shirt waists . e Mrs. George, representing, the Denter Chamber of Commerce, has alfio given to_the club several pieces of flannel and !in Oakland and San Francisco. waiien e Mr. and Mrs. Albert Redding are at | their home at Fair Oaks. e s = Mme. Margaret Barry, who was the guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. |Russell, in Oakland, through the | winter, has returned East. | won = Mrs. James Cunningham, with Miss |Sara and Miss Elizabeth Cunningham, will forego their European trip and re- |main East through the summer. |80 the California Club ladies expect to | be very busy during the next few | months. . * - The marriage of Miss Theo Parr of Miss Parr is now visiting friends in Los Angeles. & iEasliog Frederick Greenwood left last week ANSWERS TO QUERIES Some of the CHAUFFEU —L A. F, City. The,one, but suit another. BOOK—L. T. W., Berkeley, Cal. A person who has written a book and wishés to have the same published | should econsult with some publishing house as to terms, illustrations and distribution of the book after publi |tion, if it be deemed worthy of pub! | eation. A personal interview with the manager of such publishing house gen- erally brings about the best results. TWO STEAMERS —J. W. Cal. J., Tiburon, The steamer Rio de Janeiro sank cisco February 22, 1901; the San Ra- | fael sank in the bay November 30 of WILL CARLETON—M. V.. Mountain View, Cal. Will Carleton is the editor of “Everywhere,” an illustrated magazine published in Brooklyn, N. Y. His residence is 470 Greene avenue, | Brookiyn. BOHEMIA—F. G, City. Bohemia, formerly one of the kingdoms of Eu- rope, now forming a part of the Austro- Hungarian monarchy, Is in latitude 1S deg. 32 min. to 51 deg. § min. north and longitude 12 deg. to 15 deg. 46 min. east. The Bohemian language is the BEFORE A NOTARY—A. C. R, Pa- checo, Cal. The reason that deeds and other documents are verified as to sig- ‘Wores is one of | the fortunate few who had left San| and | | consequently is still possessor of his | Mrs. Charles Bertody Stome Jr., who | Lieutenant | to join her husband, who has| has* | Spilman has established his law offices | French rd “chauffeur,” meaning one best modern plays have been sub- | who operates an automebile or stoker, mitted to a dozen managers before be- is pronounced in the French llng\mge| ing accepted. as if written “show fur.” 2- | natures hefore a notary public is to avoid a great deal of confusion and annoyance in case it becomes necessary | 10 establish the identity of a signature. | i | position has presumably been swept iaway when another suddenly appears, (and is an application of the Innguag: ¥ lnmugztioh,.a play and wishes to dispose of it placed the money required to repair the ANOTHER & RICHMOND—H. City. €S “Another Richmond in the field" is used to expre#s the idea that all op- . “Weil, as long as they urge no other ©f Richard IIT om Bosworth Field when he said: And I will stand theé hazard of the di “Slave, T have set my life upon a cast, i ¥ (has reached his end” | Charles Dickens in Chapter XV of “a bronze harshest and strongest of the many dia- lects of the Slavonie family. It is spoken inot only in Bohemia, but alse in Mo- ravia and among the Slowaks in Hun- gary. It is one of the best of the west Slavoate. TWENTY-THREE—W. H. C. City. The origin of the phrase “He's tweniy- | three,” which is used to express “He is traced to Tale of Two Cities.” In tha chapter there is a description of executions on | And now Madam Mistress, let's have a cozy little talk. I am not going o give you advice for you have “kept house” for a long time and know as much and probably more than I do. On- 1y in the stress of your manifold duties you forgot. This is simply to remind your . . I don’t know how It is, but almost | every mistress hopes to find in her | maid a unison of all the qualities and | all the virtues. She expects her to be | a splendid cook, a fine laundress and |a good manager. She expects her to be quick, neat, and, of course, clean. She wants her to sweep and to dust and to walt on table, and she confideni~ 1y hopes that she will do all this grate- | fully and willingly. madam, she would be more than a general houseworker. She'd be a paragon. Any woman whe | can do so many different things and do them all equally well, any woman who is neat and clean and guick and cheer- ful in the face of much and diversified work, is a superior woman. Superior women do not go into domestic ser- | If she could, | vice. They are found in more lucra= | tive branches of employment. They “stxnd pre-eminent In some special {branch of work. They are the “stars’™ [or the working world. The women in | domestie service is the average woman. If she does average work, you must not expect any more of her. . A perfect understanding should exist between the mistress and the maid. My Flack Diamond vondent speaks of “misrepresentation.” J would scarcely have used so harsh a word. But I would urge that Madam and Girl make truthful and definite statements. There Would be less fear on each side | then of being imposed upon. Let a girl who is about to your employ understand exactly all that is expected of her. Tell her what you require, the amount of work you will want her to do. Let her know how many times & | week she may go out and what day or part of a day she can have “oft.™ | When yu have made these arrange= ments do not alter them. . With “help,” as with ehfldren, must stand by your word. To break your word is to forfeit the respect of those you employ. Have some little leration for corr: s enter vou con your “girl” on her day “oft.” Den't ' heap work on her when you know she is hurrying to get out. Help her a | tittle. thrown away | thousandfald. Kindly consideration was never upen a girl It yields & B e Pay tHe girl's wages promptly. In | many h®mes girls are compelled to wait a week or soemetimes more for their | wages after they have fallen due. early every girl is paid by the month. Thirty days is a long time to wait for the monetary return for Services ren- dered, especially when that return is in the majority of cases less than §1 | per aay. Try to make everything as con- venient as possiblg for the girl. You cannot expect good work from a work- man unless you furnish him with good tools. No mere can ¥ou expect your girl to be neat and quiek and elean if Lyour stove is old. your pots battered, ! your carpets worn and conveniences out of date. Always treat your help in a civil way. A “Thank you™ and “Please™ will work more with « girl than a raise In wages. Show appreciation for faithful work. Praise her Successes. If she has cooked a particularly nice dinner, tell her about it. Never find fault with her fn the presence of strangers. Nothing IS so humiliating to a girl, and there is nothing that I know of that she resedts more. Put yourseif in her place. Remember she is a wom and heir to the preju- dices, peculiarities, weaknesses and ilis of woman. % See that she has a dice, clean room, with a window in it and a comfortable bed. And, all, do not deny her her blessed night to see her friends, “have company,” irrespective of Sex. Lone- | liness and isolation are apt to sour the temper of a girl. A girl with a soured temper is not an acquisition to a house- | hold. Try to take an interest in the girl's little outside world. Let her feel you are more her friend than her mistress. | And if you do all _.ese thimzs, madam, vou won't hdve a servant in Your house but a “treasure.” P RN S s YicKinley Stetue For Columbns, | COLUMBUS, O, June 5.—The" great statue of the late President | Wiilam MeKinley, which will stand upon the beautiful base wiich has been ove the guillotine, and as each victm was erected at the west entrance of the Aplay, it I think there be six Richmonds in the: into the basket the knitting women ex- field, | claimed aloud the successive number | Five have I slain tohny instead of him. of decapitations. Sidney Carton was A horse! A~horse! My kingdom fur horsel” SELLING A PLAY—L. T. W.. Berke- the last. As used in one of Cohan's ley, Cel. A person who has written | songs in “Little Johnuy Jenes,” it is Jnter:lfled to mean ~0(kw the woods th me,” or "I must s edndd.lo i ‘should submit it to some ummm{"‘ manager, and if rejected, -ubmlt it to other and mgn to -nouge 3 Callrornll. ce truits and v:ho. £ can- !u‘nc:. Ful ‘h ’hnnuad' si Past st ang Vaa the twenty-third, and as his head fell into the basket the kitting women ¢ .- claimed “twenty-three!™ expressive of Capitol grounds, arrived if Columbus lu:.hy from Providence, R. I. The statue ' weighs 9000 pounds and it will be placed in positionsas soon as the base work has been completed. i 0d¢ Fellows Vote Ald. BATROU - I - FOURNESS, England, Jure 5.—The Independent Order of Odd ;l-tllm at its annual conference here teday, voted 350,000 to assist fi-m uflu the order who suffered -unfi