The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, December 2, 1905, Page 8

JOHN D. SPRECKELS ADDI&':N ALL COMMUNICATIONS TO- JOHN M YA(‘GBT REFORMING OUR CONSULAR SERVICE. ult. Prchtnt Rodsevelt amended and extended f\[r executive order of September 20, 1865, for t ir consular service. As our foreign trade hasrisén in s and ha$ appeared-in new, the need of a-better constilar s interest has-become imperative. ' The other great com- ons have.a service mueh superior tg ours. It is perma- are trained for it and-eater'it for a career. In several it is the path leading.to the hxgl'efl diplomatic posmons, h-it ffl a goed school. ntry has lagged far behind. Formerly if a'man fit for | were appointed, it was an_accident as lucky as it | service ‘was filled. with. pohtncxans who -had got | e party service, and’ were sent abread ‘to consula'fi ion for duties that our commercé required should ustry and judgment. . -Intelligent i contrasting the¢ Jow .condition of: ot | rvice compared with that of our commercial rivals, re.| npleasant and dispiriting 1mpr‘essron that wounded lh(xzf | i \ cati B on of the remedy was beg‘dn by Mr. Cleveland; all applicants for consnlships paying a | iid pass an examination to determine s put them in the classified civil service | '\ha( to profect them in holdmg their placcs the administration. The effect upon the service far as it wenf. - A considerable aréa was covered | "her('n the improvement in’ the service was soon | places above the salary of $2500, including the 1ls-General, were left uncovered. and subject to the | h had been an incubus upon the ‘entire service. | 1s expansion of iour tradé since Mr. Cleveland's ve made it more. than ever nécessary that the | service should be made expert by filli ing it with | bringing it up to the level of thc service of other sh this P re<1d(=nx Roosevelt-extends the former system includes all consular positions in less than $1000 per annum. This covers tes general and commercial ‘and consular agen- | retroactive i-does not afixct those already in.office, | ture appointments, which may be filled h\'i' n from positions in the State I)epartmult of | that theit duties especially qualify for consular du- an examination. In the latter case an applicant for will be nominated by the President ‘to. take -an i by a board.of three persons, designated by ; \\1 o shall also.prescribe the subjects cmer°<H T'he great consulates general,” like those at‘ 1.very large ‘emoluments, are no e\ceptmn.‘ e rest of the service and be subject to appoint- tical. pull. will do no good, and members of | ed much fribulation. | ing that 2 year, and the like positions at Paris and Berlin pay] 3 hey also count high in social position, and heretofore the ble for them has been an afflicting feature at every change of | i 1. - This is all past now. .- The principle of civil service to our whole consular establishment. As the new sys- ut, the administration will find it expedient to include in the Treasury Department with those. in the-Stafe- De- | which promotions may be made.” The customs serv- lent practical school of training in all ¢onsular dutijes | - > {0 commerce. supplies-it. f that the next step of the President will be to secute.| besides. their- own, and must know thé language of the country to’| they are sent. This is a most desirable reform ard.it§ insti- other countriés. | by CANAL GEOGRAPHY } HE magazines seem to have just-learned some mtereqma factsf about the Panama canal, which The. Cail published long aga. One of these is that the west:coast of South America_is’east of weridian of Florida. The east coast of South America is ‘nearly | th of London. Another fact not generally considered is that the mas of Panama runs-east and west, and .not north and south. al will run from Colon southeasterly to Panama. C€olon, the e canal, is in west longitude 79 dégrees 52 minutes 58 ,-while Panama, the west ead, is in-west longitude 79 degrees-| jutes 50 seconds. . So Colon being west of Panama, the east end of the canal is west of the west end. Thxs_ interesting geograph- ical ‘paradox is.as little considered as. the east and west locations, 1 y, of America. ¥hen the canal is finjshed the west coast of South Amenca the 8oth meridian; will be nearer to New York City on | 1an to_San Francisco on the 123d meridian west longitude. 2 .change in the current of trade which is ene féature canal implying 2 loss-to this eity, which it will more than however, from the ;dvaniages that -will comie to us-from e from this city will -reach, with our products, in. many of we have a natural moriopoly, the coasts and countries beyond! Atlantic end of the canal, and our comimerce with Europe will greatly enlarged by the shartening of the route. . As for the Asiatic trade, its needs will foster manufacture and production here, | since we have the short water route that is not abridged by the canal, The Eastern Unitéd States and Western Europe will be nearer to isis, but we will -still have the advantage in distance and time, Things in the United ‘States Senate and House of Rtpruenhuves are coming®te such a pass that members not yet proven guilty of graft stand @< objects of wonder to their fellow-sutelmen an'd the ccmntry :r large. Seattle Times. i 3 s’y Congressinan Cliamp Clark "is ‘another Democrat who rejoices to find that f(oose\ ¢lt has come into the Democratic fold, and who will support ‘lnm sccordingly. - It’s an essy way of- fioppmg—Bouon Henld. — e Qccrttary Taft hu scnoully cnpp’ed lhe doctrine that l:rgc bodler move He “skips about from one part of the gontment to the other as as 2 futh:rwexght,—l(lnm City JcmaL —_—_—— slowly. nimbly One -of the New York orators declares that ht behevel that the con- What New Yorkers ‘must need to see is | stitution should -follow the flng that rcsmunon,fonows the “swag.—Haquston Post. —————— Prob-bly ‘eyery one down -there is, now smgmg "Maryland My Mary- land,” :xcepx Anhur P Goman‘ It isn't his any mo:-e;—Demm Free Pren. S A sl Boston is fa:mg a famine in béans so_don’t wuste l" yovn- lympn.hy on the poor he:éhen'-—Ntw .York Herald: i PR Ehe AR What 2’ puy it ould h;ve ‘been if Mr. Hyde's ulcnw had "been bnned in an Embassadorshxp‘—'Philadelphil North Arntncin. 5 .- PEERBAAAY o S5 The. .pnhucll crop report shows 3 remarkable decreaq in u:e acreage nf bossfl.—WasJ:man Bosg‘ s ks ) 1 General at London. is believed to receive in fees|” coasts of the two contincn_t’s of North ahd South ; | LI\(,OL\'—T J. B-. Lincoln was born.ih Hardin Coun(), Ken. tucky; Februs : EDUCATIONAL- ASSOCIATION—Sub-~ seri The d1plomauc training may be had in the | sssociation held its sessfon in Affhneapo- Uwa tment, but something moré is needed, and training in the | 35 0 B i Beaflon July 710 11; inclusivé: - such h placex as the. secretaryships of our-diplomatic’ lega- \s:;ool ing those places rhust know at least one ]anguage b= THE CAPITAL—H, 1 ! < Los Angeles hever was th - icrease the respect in -which our diplomatic service is | Hfornia. In 1519 it v.a;s l: E:g“g:moer Cl:::" THL ETON STILL REIGNS. HERE is no let-up t6 popularity of the snappy little eton jacket, and even for winser wear it is well in the foreground of current "fashions. In a pretty shade of heavy prune sicilienne it is displayed in the illustra- tion, the sevére tailor finish bejng followed, and only rowg of machinie stitch- ing relied upon for trimming effect. The coat is double-breasted, with a roll- over shawl collar, stitched strappings rubning in & dainty gurve from the armsize’ to the frout fastening. fitted ‘belt- serving- te hojd it in to the figure, and the front, released from the belt, falls prettjly over it, plain band cuff. The skirt has that smart inverted pleat down the-front on efther hip, and on both sides of the back placket fasteriing. The lining 1s --seamed in with the skirt, and-a princess haircjoth is de!!:ly inserted between The jacket {s In- the .gicilienne and the lining-‘to. maintain'.the smart shape. i ictil- with the regulation flannel interlining, which makes the heavy 1 the more suitable winter wear." ANSWERS 10 \’ARIOUS QUERIES 1852 in Sacramento, [t Abraham yin Vallejo, 2, 1809, ever slnce iber, -City. The National Eduq&uona! I.ABOR STATISTI(.S—E T, Clly. SCHQOL STAT(STICS»E. T, cny. For infbrmation ‘as you " desife about ~children in various places com- nicate with the State Superintendent f Schgols at Sacramento, Cal. cisco. THE FLAG—Subscriber, City. C., Hollister, Cal. of the maker of the nag. should ‘be of yniform size. b ter go wid Rockefeller. 1 _.-.————7—-——-.-—-—-——-!' \' THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE . 8 The Advanoe Agent—The leading man and the leading _ - Woman are going to get mar- ried. - The they getting mrrul 80 early Manager—What are in the season for? The Advance A WAY ROUND Dl"flmfl Visitor—So they have blue laws here. What do you do if you want to paint the town' red.on Sunday? Agent—So they’ll be able to get their di- votce in time for next sea- son, I guess, ; Resident—Use- water—r.alorl. ‘Weary—Say, ever went to Europe I'd like “I don't'sée how T mnm*po- sibly be any vom off than I am, sir.” “Then cheer up. You've got mhl‘.n,g further to worry Dusty—What fer? 2 Weary—Why, jist look at de .mub‘i:d wmm“’{ Tour, pp ‘.‘ The coat set§ smoothly across the back, & The sleeve Is a simple puff to the wrist, with a . 1853 .in Vallejo and in 1354 in Benicia. In 1854 again in Sacramento, where 1: has been For such information as you desire. about children employed in manhfacturing es-] tablishments address a lenar of inquiry to the Labor Camm!auioner San Fran- There is neither rule nor law for the placing of a large central star in the Amerlcan flag and having the othets subordinate in size. When -this is gdone it is only the-caprice The stars ACCIDENTALS | By ‘A, I Watax‘home. . - THE BABYS un'r!m. QNG at the table sat she, and L A letter of deep moment planned; Drew on her stock of baby wit,* That thiis the note its mark should hit, ‘While w‘rfnkle! on her forehead wrought ‘Werg evidence -how deep she. thought. Then did she seize thé ik and pen % "And .wrote, and wrote, and wrate again, ‘With many a blot and mary a smear, And whispered tords I half could hea® Then brought the “letter” unto me e That I her handiwork might see, And, greeted with a loving kiss; Btrilght'ay she uked the littie miss, “What does oo 'pose he’ll fink of 'is?* I .took the letter—smirch and blot, And, scratches vague where words were : mot, Wild dnshee blum—all meanlng\ess Except to one whose love might guess; For here's the fact, that can't be h1¢ The other facts of life amid: She @id not write, but thougn- she dld» And so the scrawl I gravely took And viewed with contemplative look; Then sai@: “My-eyes are poor to-day, A fact I notice with dlsmay. For it is sad when one can’t see; So will you-kindiy read to me?” ‘Fhe littte maiden took the note And read exactly as I quote: “Dear Simty C’aus: ‘Will oo be g'ad To know. I isn’t bein’ bad, Not vewy bad, or, anyway, My pepa said so 'est to-day; An’ ‘my mamma, 1 dess, would say The same, but she has gone away To be a angel eywy day. An' I am witin' "is to tell You 'at I'd like a doll wiv eyes e 'At shuts weal tight, an’ one 'at cwies .When mamma’s gone—of tourse, ‘at’s me, But I won't stay away, 00 see, The. way my mamma does. I dess 'At's all—I know it is unless .. Ey’'s somefin’ more is finked by 0o, But, if ey is I'd like "at, too. To be soms better I will twy; An’ so, wiv lots of love, good-by."” I held her close, my. little maid— For sometimes I am sore afrald -Of what the weary. years may bring,” That tepder soul to wound and sting— And, “Does oo 'pose,” she said to me,. “ At Santy vewy kind'll be, % 'At he will wead my dweat big note, An’ b'ing a dolly like I wote?” I held.her closer, closer still, And whispered low, “I'm sure he will.” Ah, friend, who idly, reads lhls screed, Think you my words will fit the deed? Though mad the world with care.and fret, Who deems that San€a could forget? -~ GOT A SQUARE MEAL. ! The pai¢ and emaciated man who en- tered the restaurant hurriedly took -his Seat at a table and awalted the approach of a waitér with evident anxiety. When, ‘| at last, one came he gve him his ordér without .a moment’s hesitation. whose ‘evident eagerness could not con- ceal the-pbysical weakness o{ the poor wretch. The waiter . was. monptused. the bill of fare,” he finally sald. “Ok, dern your menu! Bring cn the ‘grub, and bring. lots of it, Never mlnd what it is” - “But our 'bill. of fare is extanflva, ‘and—" “That's {t! Bring it all on.” -So the. nswunded waiter departed and_brought whatsoever he could lay his ‘hands upon. And the pale, emaciated man ate! He ate three kinds of soup, three varie-; ties of fish, seventeen entrees, four toasts, vegetables ad infinitum and ples and .puddings beyond the telling. Then he ate 2 few more things just for luék, heaved a deep sigh of comfort, called the waiter and paid him $13 90. “You must have been hungry”’ said "Hore 4 Thqls whlt I want! (he walter. “I was." - “Famished?” “You bet!” “In a starving condition?” - hat doesn’t begin to express it.” ¢ “Would you mind telling me now it happened?” “Won't you give it away?”, Never.” 2 . “Well, I- was married about' six months ago, and ever since then I have been trying to live on’'my wifes cook- ing.” All tha_wmter, said was, s0; you ain’t-the first.” “Had you heard that old Grabbem- had joined the church?” “Yes. 1 wonder what impellea him 10 do s0?” 1 “¥hy, he heard somebody say that the streets of the. heavenly -city .are pl\ed wlth gola:” - n ALFALFA PHILOSOPHY, * Theé agnostic’s is a misr'ble condition,’ but I'd ruther know less than to know 50 much that ain’t so. The mos’ narrer-minded feller l ever knew—an' I've kaowed some ~ Wwhose minds° hed a razor-edge—wus a feller ‘thet never lost no opportunity’ to an- nounce thet he wus a Liberal. “I theught diff'rent frum what they do ef on'y ‘their gran’'pas hed c'ncluded ter do so. Prob’ly, it's a good thing to hev the.| same releeglon as you pa's—but | s’'pose the old gentleman wus, . mis~ takenr? 1 hear lots of fellers denouncin’ President McCurdy thet I'd hate like | thunder to see hev McCurdyl chance. Prob'ly I'm one on 'em. _ Virchoo is its own reward, but blowed ef I don’t think sometimes ‘at it .don’t git" others, i 1 hope my- boy'll be better'n.I hev been; but sometimes I feel sorry w'en I think.’bout the fun he'd lose. Sometimes I wish my character wus es good es my reputation, an' then, again, I wish my reputation wus es ‘| good €s my cmmu. I may be a queer cuss, but I aln’t feelin” so dern .| lonely, I notice. IF I COULD m It 1 could live per my ideal— 5 ‘With you it's not the same— 1t I could make my visions real, - “Bring me ..\erythlng," he sald, in tones | .| daughters, They's lots-of fellérs "at would.vote- | [Two e!.’xbor1tc “teas Ior to-day, and the soclety world W be busily engaged welcom!ns the ydufli debutantes who are nnracn\e. thoug! opposite types. Miss Frances ste-wsrt wm be intro- duced by her father, Humphrey J..Stew- art, between the hours of 4 and §. the reception ta take place in his studio on Bush street. Miss Stewart ‘is fair in coloring and bears a graceful carriage; lier debut ig a matter of pleasure to/ many, for she will take a favoréd place | immediately and has already.énter- | tained lnrurmnny among the youngcr set. Mr. and Mrs. Willlam.T. Baggett wlll receive in thelr beautiful apartmennts at St. Dunstan’s, the charming motif being their daughter, Miss Nell Rose Baggett, who_is also known among the younger set. This affair marks also her formal debut, thereby -adding an- other charming maid to the lls: of the seuan. Miss Baggett is a Southern girl ‘an _shows the charm so readily accredite €0 that division of America’s women. The Womans Allxfllll‘y of !h. So- clety of California Fioneers will h its annual breakfast .in.Ploneer Hall Pecember 9 at 12:30. been made and beauty, Wwill surround the .| afratr, which is in the hands of the fol- lowing competerit matrons: Mrs. Elea- nor Martin, Mrs. Henry Wetherbee, Mrs: 4and Mrs. Margaret Deape. . mistress is Mrs. Margaret Dedne, Toasts by Mrs. J. J. Brice, Mrs. John M. Burnett and Mrs. Pfingst. Mrs. Henry Wetherbee will aot as president in place of Mrs. George V. Buchonall, the pre;l- dent. :, Among the membership of the -oclaty will be found many of the names whose ‘ hospitality since the days of ‘43 has, The soclety was formed by-Mrs. J. A. Jewett, honorary president. . L Among the membership, ' most * .of" whom will be present at the breakfast, are Mrs. S. W, Holladay and her two daughters, Mrs. Regindld Brooke and Mrs. Messer; Mrs. Louis Aldrich,. )!la H. L. Dodge, Mrs. Leonard Chemr Mrs. Kohl, Mrs. C. Frederick Kohl Mr! Frank Sullivan, Miss Phelgn, Mr: M. Burnett, Mrs. John' Gallwey; Christlan Reis, Mrs. Franklin- Bangs, Mrs. Charles J. Deering, Mrs. Joseph. Masten, Mrs. Martel, Mrs. Eugene. Mur- phy, Mrs. C. W. Harrison, Mrs. H. Clay Miller, Mrs. Frank Miller, Mrs. . Weth- ered; Mrs. E. B. Holladay, Mrs. Tiffany: Mrs, George McNear, Mrs.- Ed Lacy Brayton, Baroness von’ Schroeder,. Miss Margaret O'Callaghan, Mrs. J.'J, Brice, Mrs. Eleanor Martin; Mrs. Jerome Mad- den, Mrs.- Timothy Guy Phelps,. Mrs. " THE “DUEL OF SEL” "The foltowing is quoted ftom “The Au- Magazine for December: 3 “I was broush( ufy to regard with re- pugnance ali ‘efferts to attract or to please | | mankind. fostergd. -Girls who ‘ran after thé boys’ aunts met in sewing-rooem conclave, be the most disgusting objects.. women who permitted to free circulation of photegraphs—how they were condemned, held up to scorn in our sitting-room! =Not for my mother’s daughters, not for my aunts’’ nloces, were such ways! - . us ‘to look toward matrimony as a .goal. thought of teaching us thé ar!‘flcel of please. I think she heartily . despised those mothers who invited young men .to for young men in their houses. In her heart I-suppose the dear lady was con- vinced that the intrinslc worth of her thelr compelling, natural charms, would be .a resistiess magnet, would come ‘three Dukes a-riding” to bear us off in.a ‘whirl of glory. - Poor mother? “What nature began, and mother con- tinued, novels, I think, completed. far’ me. In all my early favorites the hero- fne was as unapproachable as’a star; not an equal force flowing qut. to meet ‘the love of ‘a mere mam Or 'she was capricious, .-wiliful, charmingly - difi- cult. Her withdrawals Jured on her ‘her very refusals town and our circle, the men,- when one girl around:the corner; when oné adepted. the distant attitude of the tournament queen, they stayed away. ‘wher one flouted and jeered them, ons was held to have bad manpners and (Dnzlh"' 5 sympathy flows ou_t fa every diréction. The poor have in him a true friend. “Mr. Rils sat in my ante-room one morning waiting to consult me. Near him a young girl clicked busily away- typewriter. She was pretty and bug with clear eyes and soft hair, haps she was a little pale. ~ . “As 'Mr. Riis are on the tapis T Seale, Mra. H. L. Sonatag. Mrs fi1| Frank Wllson Mrs. WIT. “lllu\te a1d old | their made California famous the worid over. | attraction. She disdalned to suggest to | Gith his shirt. us in any way that ft was desirable to wargdrobe. prevent him from mn’m thils. Process any further. ith .the papers he and that, in due course of. time, there ::sd ;wn wu; himself over with the re- maining papers. Befors stretching self back with an air of ease he draws from somé hiddem source -the butf of a dl’Mml. her love was a reward graciously be- bu;:i' streets %tenpe'::n;m. but so stowed upon the doer of great deeds—|p,s escaped much observation. He is.up refused them, went off and marrled the | dontly a veteran lnurp' many others. & . s Fort Baker was the scene of an infor- -| mal hop last evening, though a very mer- ry gathering ‘ensued. Several dancers from .the realms of Sausalitd’s smart, set atterided angd a few officers from the neighboring posts. Apropos of danciig affairs, the promoters of social gayety in Sausalito will hold the second of their | delightful hops in Janwary, to take place 1 at me San Francisco Yacht Ciub. .. A Iarge nunfser of suesu ealled pt :h. home of Mrs. ‘Linda FL.' Bryah yesterday, greeting Mrs. John L. Bradbury, in whose. honpr the m:lr. a (en vaa given. - = Miss Alysse w.mr 'fl] De one of nm week's tea hastesses. Py P X * Mrs Hyde-Smith, ' with Miss Gertrude and Mms Margaret Hyde-Smith, was among the hostesses who -entertained at aj dinner last evening precedms the Green- a | wWay dAnce. e G, Mrs. Juncc Cunningham and Miss Sara Cunningham were at home yesterday at Broadway . residence. Miss Cun- ningham - was’ ‘neted by .a large number ‘of_callers last Saturday at her coming out tea, and.will receive with her mother Many elaborate arfhingements hzrs each. Friday fn lhi’ mm " A pleasant theater puty from the Mare Island navy yard came to town last evea- ng 1o view the Mansfeld. porferwco. Fernando Pfingst, Mrs. Jerame Madden | v “seong MeCalla, Naval Cénstructdr The toast:} gng ‘Mrs. McEntee and Lietenant Sam- uel Bryaat Mnx among. the numper. ' The Japan Sodety of America will hold its* annual -meeting to-day - at_the Cen- tury Club, Sutter streef, near Beginning at 3:30 p. m._ Several interest. ing papers will be read and discussions will follow. “Annual reports. will alse be filed. SR Miss Marie Butters and Miss Viva Nieh- _olson were the henored funcheon guests 4 day. or two ago of Paymaster Richworth Nicholson of the navy, who entertained abeard his ship at Mare Island. e & . Mrs. Richard T. Bayne ledves on Mon- day: for New York to spend the holidays and attend the opera season. Mrs. Bayne expects to be a.my n.boul six weeks. . Misgs ° Annie chn Briggs has. re- turned fo England after a delightful trip thirough Vemnice, Rome and Southern Bu- rope. While in London Miss Briggs will be the guest of Mrs. Thornhurgh-Eropper, and will leave for this continent during Jahuary. ey e Mr. and Mrs. E. W. Churchill of Napa are spending a few days at the St. Fran- cis. i The -third-flgor- landing of the fire es- tobivgraphy of an Old led" Even'badys cape in an uptown amusement building has for mote than a month béen the bed ¢hamber. 6f a typical vagrant of the kind the comic papers portray: The regular- My natlve indiference * was Ity of his bouts makes ‘it’ evideat .that he has been a-hobo for many years, says were - declared, when mothc=. and .my [ the New Yotk Siun. The aerfe hé has sélected protects him from_ thé rain, as the fire escape stairs . "Xoung | are tovered. with an fronm raof, aud he familiarities’— | 3yvolds some public attention through the such dire licénses, I suppose, as-a romping ) sdme efrcumstance. dance, g careless Yse of first pames; a | of interest to his neighbors. But he'is a source His slumi- bers “are accomplished .Just -opposite- the hotel in which Police Commissioner Mc- Adoo resides. Fremptly. at 0 o the w rives' and laborfously ascends the steps.. He stops to rest at gvery landing, and “Mother would have thought it- vulgar and indelicate to the last. degres to train | *} SRaERIp St Sa s 36 Propans Su Dt He .takes off his coat and draws from the gocket a stub of a whiskbroom. . He . She would have died -of shaine -at. the [ e BOCER & S0V 0 b Tt both inside nd outside, and_ repeats the performance The. limitations of his Then he stulls the legs of his umn-n ¢ their houses, or made things attractive Mlh newspapers _taken from- the uock which he carefully accumuilates on the landing. . He brings a fresh. lot. every ht to replenish the supply. After he has filled the legs of his trous~ - linés his coat: hima- ugh(.: it -and Hes dowm to’ hl- by & in the morhing.- . "When he risés he stretches Bimself sz 1Iy. He mei cally * folds away the newspapers, draws out his ithing those wooers; her petulances, her- pl:uu amd | tycked away. the n{::(bgm:l: and poutings, were so many entrarcements, famed. Butoin o de:cen;a‘tha :ong ifon steps to resume He is- gray-haired and past D. and lw B ‘Wwanderer. ?mmm.lc, hawonr. -as if-he ma M mssm nm:n nmmiw-tmm ~When nccwfium inquiry s pil ig'gifr And win the prize I'd claim, ing, .'we marry our employers.”—New| "Gy’ November 3, when the wily munt Td be a botter man to-day Torx THlnme 2 ! Hamilion was Tocated by & Than e'er my journey knew— press cofrespondent in Paris remind- You'd bést thank heaven, while you ACCURACY. . T The Sy e et may, i s him and his papers In New York, though It's not the same with you. * .| A certain well-knawn author has al- with ruddy tto:.“b enlarged on his I T could live as oft T've hoped— | Ways professed astonishment at the wn- | Wl \inger R o With you it's diff'rent, quite— failing memory of the attendants who !ing atmosphere of Bad Nauheim Springs If still my footsteps upward groped stand at hotel dining-rooms, receive the instead of'the wafmer climate in the . From darkness to the light; 3 hats of the guests as ihey enter, and | court of insurance inquiry in New York. It T could rise, beyond a doubt unerringly Teturn them to thelr proper | o . * E. S RYDER T'a glitter, as you do— owners as they come out. One day on| San Francisco, December 1. Or, just to thresh the matter out, leaving the dining room of a large summer > - Is it the same with you? hotel stopped and spoke with the at- S 4 tendant who. had nis nae| - UNFLATTERING BARBER. ‘Sl:a has the pl‘.l:h!l‘:"h,!h I ever | from m:;u:;: “How b e | saw in a woman's moul Kknow, him, * Fres, "the déntist guaranteed that | g hattr (T O el Devw w N fanieg. (U aniek there ghould not be a finer set in town.” | I don't know, sif.” was the reply. “They are "so uncomplimentary,™ he steak and you sent . s nloa b Al i e things. o fattering yo a soup g . - St S B e | e [ e R “Well, you may return the money and q’wchhnll:.ll.l l’"“"mn‘.a" .,""u"“‘. fire-| = Your hair is getting thin, send t:rm m“bmh! have no use for it." e i ..""‘““.’ :-“,m.m ‘;"h"‘ impossible, Y anti-fat. never ‘M‘lm,-,‘""mnt&" fen wmnwnmn.: ad like stout hair’ ", . “It was a mis-steak." m-gx.u-n el mm‘ "'-“"‘.fi