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THE SAN FRANCISCOCALL JOHN D. Si’R‘Ef{KEI; . Pl’“l:"f!‘z !l-nngfl_- THURSDAY. ATER SUPPLY. OAKLAND'S W HE water question is again under discussion in Oakland. A committee of citizens has made two propositions, upon \\:’hl_Ch vice is sought from the people. One is to pay the Bay Cities v to bring a supply to the city line, the price being city to comstruct a distributing system, which the ieve will cost not less than $2,000,000, making the total i bond issue $3,750,000, for which the whole city is to be ) the exhaustion of its credit to that amount. g £ sosition of The Call upon municipal ownership of public well known. We believe that all plants so owned should bear the credit used in their acquisition, leaving the mu- credit unincumbered. In other words, doing just as will be ne the extension of the San Francisco seawall, which will alone carry the $2,000,000 in bonds issued for its construction and out of its revenues, leaving the taxpayers of the city and e free of incumbrance on that account. If this can be done th the seawall, why not with the Oakland water plant? The wisest proponents of municipal trading in this country now ept this as the sole guarantee of wisdom and economy in the nunicipal management of a, utility plant. With such object lessons as the ferry depot and the seawall extension before our people, hose in the large cities of California who favor municipal owner- iip of utilities should not go astray. Above all things, this mat- ter should be discussed as a business proposition, in which prejudice and recrimination have no proper part. The City Council of Oakland so considered the matter when Mr. Fitzgerald, a competent expert and disinterested engineer, was em- ployed to report upon the plan which is now renewed by the citizens’ pay " committee. His report was that the Bay Cities Company could com- mand only 12,000,000 gallons per day, instead of the 20,000,000 now reported by the committee, and that the quality of the water was undesirable. The renewed offer obviates neither of these objections. Since Fitzgerald’s and the other reports were made, the land owners in the Santa Clara Valley have begun litigation to prevent the re- moval of this water from the county, and have secured injunctions to that end. The Spring Valley also has claims on the same water supply and has begun suit to protect them. Under such circum- ces it seems a risky thing to burden the city’s credit so largely in a project so doubtful and so much incumbered by litigation. As an alternative plan the committee submits the taking of ground water from the Niles cone. The engineers’ report on that supply puts it at 14,000,000 gallons. Of this the Contra Costa Com- pany already owns 5,000,000 and the beet sugar mill 3,000,000, while he Spring Valley Company claims much more, and private land owners have a share. It will be seen then that this supply is liti- gable also, and subject to be tied up by injunction. In view of all this, i not possible that the plans of the citizens’ committee do not fit the case? In the report made by Mr. Howard for the City Council, a prin- ple was laid down that cannot be got away from. It is recognized every European city that is in municipal trading. It is, that no should embark in municipal ownership in competition with a plant already in the field. This was recognized in the city Cleveland, where the voters refused to embark in municipal ic light and power in competition with a private plant. The made in Oakland for cheaper water rates is based upon the nt that the Contra Costa plant is overvalued, that its water in fact. Now, if this is true and the real value of the is what the Council has declared it to be, is it not plain that it compete successfully with a municipal plant costing fully $6,000,000, and most likely more? When the economy in adminis- g a private plant is pitted against the extravagance and wastc are inevitable in municipal administration, the extreme unwis- of leaving the private plant in the field should be apparent. The Oakland situation is of great interest, far outside the field 1 which it lies. It presents every feature that can arise in embark- on the policy of municipal ownership. It involves the ex- m of the public credit, or putting the cost upon the plant It involves quantity and quality of supply, and most intricate city private watered, a vate plant condemned only for basing its rates upon an overvaluation, if true, means that it can stay in the field. In view of the v of the problem, if the existing plant refused to sell or is apparent that before the decision is made the city will rge its plans and go further to secure a greater scheme is free from the intricate entanglements that are upon the onc now proposed. Let it be remembered, too, that the larger the plan the better its ability to carry its own bonds and pay its own cost. W and Mrs, Catt to the doings of the new woman in the States where the ladies are in all political respects our fellow-citi- zens and vote and fight. The only warm State on election day was Colorado, where the ladies did their share of red hot work at the polls and were as ready to fight as to vote. The record is such as to make us fear that woman suffrage, instead of taming and gentling politics, has overcome the calm manners of the gentler sex, and that our sister woman has no more scruples in out-tricking the opposition than we have. Women arc by no means contented in the suffrage States to vote or scratch tickets nominated for them by men. They go to the primaries and do more than their share of persuading results in the conventions. One thing is noticeable: they are not inclined to plump for ladies who are candidates for officey but quarrel over men. In Wyoming women voted when it was a Territory and there- fore had the power to perpetuate their right in the State constitution. They do not as generally seek office there as they do in Colorado, Utah and Idaho, but they are in the show for all that. The latest THE NEW WOMAN. E desire to call the attention of Miss Anthony, Miss Shaw tion between different claimants, and the competition of a pri-| | an income on Lucinda, but Lesda de- | . clared that her music teaching would | news from Wyoming tells us of a duel between two ladies living on ! ranches near Fort Bridger. times and finally issued to each other a warning that the next com- bat would be a gun fight. It was, They met armed with revolvers and fought and fired until both fell and one was killed. The sur- vivor, with several serious woumnds, is in jail, putting up the old masculine plea of self-defense. It is a far cry from a knitting needle to a revolver, from a broomstick to a gun in the hands of lovely woman, and we are not prepared to say that society will be the gainer from the change of instruments and occupations. When the woman militant masters the manual of arms the tyrant man would better surrender his latch key and vacate his seat on the mackerel kit at the corner grocery, lest he get an indigestible dose of cold lead. We measure the dis- tance to the cellar while we ask, in anxiety of mind and fear of personal danger, whether woman suffrage has advanced public virtue | and morality and whether women have refined politics or politics has coarsened women. We are prepared to dodge missiles and await | ise her a costume at ali? the answer, but not calml There is no mistaking the meaning of what the American people say, and they were clearly determined that there should be no doubt about it. They had watched the man during his three years in office. They had made up their minds as to his character. They read his own statement of his efforts in the past and his purposes for the future, Democratic party is not yet “fit to gOoV- ern,” are reasons which sufficient ex- plain the very remarkable results of the election held yesterday in this coun- try.—New York Times. lie near the surface and which have been fully discussed in our columns— a lingering distrust of certain elements and they rose more nearly en mn-ei than they have ever risen far a Presi- gent since the early days of the re-| u stand pat, and public and sald: New York Globe. we stand with you." its leaders to unite in forcing an issue 0§ vital questions and, above all, to the presense of the invincible general pros- Prosperity, a deep and widespread de- sire for its continuance, and a feeling | New York Herald. perhaps not less widespread that the | in the Democratic party, the failure of | They had fought in the road several | | | [ | i 1 perity fighting on the Republican side.— shoulder. Layer after layer of | good to think of such a thing! Yes— |~ 'The gleam upon the pool— I'll come!™ ® “That's right!” he commented cor-|Preamer! In vain thou hastenest; | | metropolis ordering their own attire. It was, however, due to causes that | (COPHETUATODATE| BY KATE M. CLEARY. £ | VERY one in town knew that|back with a little cry of dismay as E Gordon Ellis had made a for- | the gleaming, lustrous, costly fabric' ; tune in the Klondike and was | Vas revealed. | coming back to his native town. Bn}'gel}:‘“}:‘a"e I done % m::‘ilklin:i:; And the general supposition ex-| g q. et w;:;;e?{mg“t;;ey 8] i ew—J isted that he was returning In you know, Aunt Lucinda—that cunf quest of a wife. There were those who, | never wear such a shade!” ! recalling the boy and girl love affair| Lucinda Ferguson shook her head. between him and Lesda Revere, smiled | Tears of disappointment came into her | significantly. But there were others, 8¢htle old eyes as she gazed down on who averred that both had been too ‘1€ €Xpensive robe. It was of raw,' : : crude, o L voung and inexperienced at the time ;.. ihflkl":“kg‘sf‘ ‘l"'l{‘;“ h;‘;: (r‘;:rzopl::: s | color of Lesda’s dare wear. | The girl laid back the layers of tis- sue paper with fingers that trembled. { "“I'm sorry, because Uncle Bruce jméant so well. And then,” with lips | | that would quiver, “I get a chance to 80 to a dance so seldom!" i The long, hot golden days lagged by. Never had the giving of music lessons seemed so tedious, nor had the fj | Dupils ever appeared so tiresome. ,Coming home just as the relentless | . sun was dropping down the west, the 1glrl brighteneq with wan pleasure at | the sight of the little old gray cottage | €he called home. In the house she | knew would be balm—the balm of | sympathy, or rest, of love.” : “T'll have a bath and a fresh gown,” she told herself, “and get out here in | the silence and the sweetness and read juntil I forget there are gay people ! dancing the night away—and I not cne of them!” { Not for worlds would she have ad- mitted even to her own heart that it | was less the social exhilaration she | missed than the wee, hidden hope she had harbored of seeing once more a well remembered dark head, of feeling the warm clasp of a strong, firm hand, iand of meeting the half tender, half quizzical glance of expressive blue eyes. | She was very resolute in reading the tiny volume of Tennyson she had brought when after supper she came out into the fragrant solitude. Her —ge | HE GLANCED OVER HER% | | CRITICALLY IN BEWIL- gown was of simple lawn, that trailed | DERMENT. I | about her feet in a sweep as of broken o+ ——+ | Waves. Her arms shone pearl fair through its transparency. The afterglow faded. Shadows | crept stealthily up the garden ways. Ferguson, the town banker, portly iy b R ¥ o of their parting to attach importance | <0 the youthful romance. | G e, ito : It was not possible to read longer. and pr*)s?(—rnus. strkh‘nz down the Anyhow, she had hardly been aware main street one delicious summer | that which she was reading. . Now morning, mst his niece on her way to give a music lesson, and stopped to tease her a trifle over the situation. “Lesda, Gordon Ellis is expected back next week!" “So I've The tone the guests were gathering at her uncle’s imposing home. Lights were blazing and the gay music from the ‘city resounding. And now. She closed her eyes, drifting away into a | reverte, vari-hued, melodious, kaleido- scopic, so absorbing that she did ot notice the stopping of a carriage at the gate nor the heavy footstep muf- fied by the thick grass. “1 wonder if a kiss would waken her!"” meditated a quizzical voice. “I'm not——" She started to her feet, the flooding light of the warm, young midsummer moon full on her face. “Gordon!” she murmured. g Older, heavier, manlier than the young fellow who had gone away, there was still the admiration in his heard, Uncle Bruce.” was nonchalant, but she had colored rosily up to the crisp,, reddish-gold curls around her white forehead. | “It will be a great thing for Linden- | ville if he decides to settle down here. | | | T hope,” with ponderous archness, | “that ybu will try to persuade him!” - The flush faded, leaving her looking | pale—-and very proud. { “1 shall have nothing to say in the matter,” she answered coldly. “It is| unlikely that I shall even meet him.” “Nonsense Ferguson cried, drop- | eager eves—the smile of tenderness ping his rallying air. “Of course you |about the square-cut lips. will! We'll all have a chance to re- “You're a nice girl!” he cried, hold- ing her cold, slight hands in his warm, | heavy pressure, Never to come to a party given in the honor of your old friend! 1 looked for you everywhere. Your uncle said you had promised nim vou would come. So he sent me to bring you. Or rather,” he laughed, “]1 asked him if I might not come for you. Come—Lessie!” It was the old childish name that no one else had called her. rew our old acquaintance with as fine a fellow as ever struck out to make his fortune. Marian is to give a. big welcoming dance for him. Hortense is eager for pleasure, you know,” he added leniently, “and we like to in- duige her.” Lesda nodded, evincing polite in- terest. Until the mother of Hortense had married her uncle twelve months rrevious she and her aunt had lived | with Bruce Ferguson, directing his| “But I can’t, Gordon!” She was household. But with the coming of a | biushing like a rose. Not in this bride possessed of a grown daughter |0ld Zown | He glanced over her critically—in all this was changed. So Lucinda Fer- guson, having got together her few |bewilderment. heirlooms and some furniture, had| .‘“lsn't that the—the right thing? moved into a little house she owned | It's just stunnin You look like an | Undine—a silver-birch incarnated! on the outskirts of the rich, bustling, manufacturing town. ! The new mistress and her daughter were left in victorious possession; and Bruce Ferguson, with a man's obtuse- ness, dld not realize what the inevitable | All pale green and white—except for a crown of gold!” And this audacious | voung man stoopel to touch the shin- | ing coronet with reverent lips. “Lessie, you must know why I've change in their manner of living must | come back!” His \‘Oifie‘ dropped to a mean to such fastidious women as his | c0axing cadence. T've come—for |vou! Dear, have I startled you? sister and his niece. He had settled | Well, come up to the dance, and I'll promise to be dumb until—the last waltz.” | “In a dress that cost a cuarter a yard—and that 1 made myself?” she queried, her voice tremulous with ex- | eitement. “Come for your uncle's sake!" begged. ville knows you. It will be great fu And then, Lessie, come for my sake It was great fun. The verdict that the girl in the sea-green gown, with cheeks like wild roses, was the belle of the bail was practically unanimous. Only Hontense and her mother ex- changed a glance of dark and signifi- cant disappointment when Bruce Fer- | guson, smiling indulgently if obtusely, whispered: “Cophetua up ‘to date! Not such a bad match for a little music teacher.” MERIAD. i HE common road, with hedges high, Confined on elther hand. Will surely enter by and by Some large, luxurious land. bring her in all the money she would | require- Of the deprivations and make- shifts necessary to present a serene front to a critical world neither spoke. “So you'll surely come,” Ferguson went on breezily. “I'm going to do the thing in fine style—have music and caterers down from Chicago, and all that sort of thing.” The expression of proud reserve deepened on the countenance of Lesda Revere. She had an odd, exquisite style of beauty, foreign to her class and nationality. While her features were not classically perfect, there was about her face a look of spirituality, of distinction, that attracted and held attention. “I hope you'll have a beautiful time,” she said courteously. “But I shan’t go, Uncle Bruce.” He stared at her a moment in puzzled surprise. Then he laughed heartily and brought his clenched flst down in the palm of the other hand. “Nothing to wear, I'll bet a nickel! Poor Miss Flora McFlimsey!” For he saw by her quick, irrepressible smile that he had guessed aright. “Well, you will have a‘dr‘en, and one sent to you ready made from the city at that! Why, Hortense won't wear a thing that's made in Lindenville! Now, you'll promise to come? Well, what is it?” She had been about to speak—to ask him to permit her to choose the gown | herself. But, after all, what right had she to make suggestions to him? Was | When, at the eager journey's close, he not exceedingly generous to prom- 1 reach the sudden goal ! Coptent, enlargement, fragrance, ease, | Joy in the Jmnr- cool, | The subtle silence in the trees, he “Every one here in Linden- ' The many wayfarers on foot Have toiled from suE‘e to stage, And others roll along the route With easy equipage. All seek. methinks, that wide domain Whereom my thoughts are set; i Press on! Leave the dusty plain! H Hasten! 'Tis farther yet. | And in the end shall great repose i Descend upon my soul, “Nothing, except that you are mighty That glorius land resign; Take by the road thy joy, thy rest; The road, the road is thine. —The Pilot. dially, and passed on. Not until the very morning of the day set for the important function did ted box arrive. P the expec! rrive. Hortense Q Rent. i eand her mother had been up in the i One of the queer rents paid to the English crown is by the well-known Foulis family. This family holds a for- est, and .the rental of the forest is the delivery of a snowball any day it 1s asked for. Always the Foulis family must have a snowball ready. It is no trouble to them, either, for Ben Wyvis, a mountain of great height, is in the tissue | forest, and the top is always covered naper was laid aside. Lesda shrank'with snow. ; They had doubtless bought this at the same time. But, although she had read in grateful amazement the sum mentioned on the receipted bill that had been forwarded to her by mail, it was with a heart prophetically filled with doubt that Lesda opened the box, while her aunt looked over her OVEMBER 17, 1904. YOUNG HEART'S RELATION TO NATURE. By Dorothy Fenimore The red room of the Bohemian Clud was the scene of a dinner given last evening by Mr. and Mrs. Harry H. Haight. HE relation of the young heart to| nature and the latter’s potency as a stimulus to love has become a recognized subject of study for | the new psychology. The idea that the opening of, spring meant a rebirth of love in the | world is now something more than s | P e | classic tradition, used mainly to identi- | fy the anemone with Adonis, and April| with Venus. It is a working hypothesis of scientific research. It is left to the poet to consider the inspiration which nature brings to ma- ture love. In lilting measure W. W. Story sings the sweet relatignship: ““Life is in its prime, I And the glaq springtime ! Breathes its subtle odors through us, turning thoughts to rhyme. “To its very rim Joy lite’s cun doth brim, Nature, smiling all around us, sings its happy hymn. “‘Lave its perfect tune On the harp of June Plays the while the whole world listens ’neath the plising moon.’” It is with gentle touch that autumn plays upon the senses, drawing soft music from their melodious strings. Here is the song of autumnal love, as it comes to me in imperfect prose: It was cool and quiet in the wood, and this young girl wandered there when her heart was heavy, treading softly lest she disturb the hush that lay there sleeping. She would close her eyes, and think that she felt the shadows on her face; they touched her eyelids lightly, like fairy fingers, and pleasant fancies came and went un- ceasingly. As the unseen world opened more widely before her vision, her heart grew lighter, and the trouble that had lain on her spirit lifted, just as the morn- ing mist rises before the early sun. i Then sounds broke in upon her dreaming, the thud of acorns on the wet, black earth, the birds fluttering in the branches overhead, the tap-tap of the hungry woodpecker, the red leaves lapping deliciously. It was all sweet and strange, and never to be forgotten; and when she turned homeward, the young girl cast back a lingering glance that had beneath its tenderness an ex- ultation, like that which one wears who has surprised another’s happy secret. She did not know that thg secret she had learned was that of her own soul. In this manner come the children of earth to the great All-Mother, to sit at her knee for a lesson in love. With gentle perguasions of touch, and sight, and sound, she leads them in her ways of wonder. Her face is their inspiration. Her woodlands are a very temple of the heart's religion; in the stiliness and awe of them the spirit of maid or man is lifted, and the soul expands to a new * | consciousness of love. The stars of heaven, the flowers of the soil, the wind blowing softly over evening meadows, the sun ending daylight with a burst of glory—these are her text-books and her words of wisdom. } The lady-moon, that pale-faced con- fidante of love, had been identified, by a scientist who is a poet at heart, with the same sentiments of love, depend- ence, and reverence on the part of youth which infancy feels towatd the mother's face. Thus, with every changing season, ! comes to youth and love and sensitive | maturity fresh joys, each one rejofcing in its own likeness, and springing all from ‘e this green font of joy and mirth The ever young and glorious earth.'t SPINSTER'S REFLECTIONS. It isn't half as hard to find a pononv who can give advice as it is to find one who can take it. | A man evidently doesn't credit wo- man with much acuteness of percep- tion when he thinks she thinks he chews coffee beans just because he likes them. ‘When a man professes that he con- fecges his sins to a woman she always thinks he is so much better than if he did not tell her all about it. Reading old love letters is like eating warmed-over soup. It is safest to let them stay tied with blue ribbon. Boat With Cyclone Sail. It hag long been known that a boat sail shaped something like a Japanese umbrella would practically do away with all danger of a boat's capsizing, as the force of the wind on it would have no tendency to intline the boat. But ro such sall had been found until an English inventor made what he terms a ‘“cyclone sail.” It resembles a huge, flat sunshade pierced with holes and tilted slightly to onme side of its handle, which represents the mast of the boat % | honor &t a dinner given last evening | | by Mrs. Edward J. Pringle. | Luey Stebbins will | tion by the Channing Auxiliary in the | Covers were laid for eighteen, and those hidden were Mr. and Mrs. Oliver C. Haslett, Mr. and Mrs. Marcus Gers- tle, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Bissell, Mr. and Mrs. Edward Brayton, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Kickard, Mr. and Mrs. Warren Gregory, Mr. and Mrs. George Waffle, Mr. and Mrs. Charles P. Grimwood. Dr. and Mrs. George Franklin Shiels gave a dinner on Tuesday evening ut the Occidental Hotel, entertaining Dr. and Mrs. William Lynham Shiels, Dr. and Mrs. Ernest Johnstone, Mr. and Mrs. Sands Forman, Miss Muriel Steele, Captain Howland, Mr. Brander. Dr. and Mrs. George Shiels expect to leave shortly for New York, and many affairs have been prepared in their honor prior to departure. Among other hospitalities was a dinner last evening | given by Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Wil- liams. ©On Tuesday, also, Mrs. G. G. Moore gave a luncheon at the St. Francls. with Mrs. Shiels the honored gyest. At this pleasant affair were Mrs. Willlam Shiels, Mrs. Robert Schwerin, Mrs. Sands Forman, Mrs. Ceorge Sperry, | Mrs. Carey Friedlander, Mrs. Ernest Johnstone. . The wedding of Mrs. Mattie Grlfll(hi and Major 8. W. Dunning, U. 8. A, adjutant general, Department of Cali- fornia, took place yesterday afternoon. The ceremony, guletly performed in the presence of only a few friends, oc- curred at 4 o'clock in the Swedenbor- | gian church. Major and Mrs. Dunning have gone | for a short wedding trip. 8.4 Miss Carmelita Selby was guest of . - | Mrs. Norris King Davis was hostess | at a luncheon for twelve guests yester- day. Horatio Stebbins and Mjss be given a recep- Mrs. First Unitarian Church on Wednesday | evening, November 23. - b e i Mrs, Elmer Clark, wife of Captain Clark, Eighteenth Infantry, arrived | THE SMART SET ’ ‘BY SALLY SHARP. on Tuesday on the Thomas. As Miss Bertha Houghton she was a | favored member of society and is re- | ceiving a warm welcome. On the same transport came Lieu- | tenant U. 8. Grant and Lieutenant; Douglas MacArthur, who are likewise | being met with much cordiality. Mrs. | Clurk is at the home of her parents. | SRt | Miss Jane Flood has returned from | New York after a lengthened visit. ‘i * ihy W Callaghan Byrne, now in St. Lous, | will leave shortly for New York, | where he will meet his mother, Mrs. Margaret Irvine, and his brother, James Byrne, preparatory to their foreign tour. The benefit for the Woman's Ex- change, which is to be given n Tuesday evening at the Tivoli, is tracting toe much attention. A special production of senger Boy" will be given its own bright attraction add enthusiasm centered in the be the house will be a large one. Soclety is giving dinners, theater parties and box parties on that even- ing, making the date one of promi- nence. Among those who have already se- cured boxes are Mrs. Tevis, Mrs. Brey- fogle, Mrs. Gerstle, Mrs, Sloss and Mrs. de Young. - at- The National Seociety of Colon Dames will give a luncheon at St. Francis on Saturday, November 2 e Sn e General and Mrs. Rawles and Miss Rawles will be at home on first and third Fridays at 2731 Green stree Their proximity to both the militar and civilian precincts makes their | cation an enviable one to the friend of whom General and Mrs. Rawles have so many in both circles. CREs Bl Mre. Margaret Irvine and her son, James W. Byrne, who left here on Monday last, will be joined by friends in the East, all leaving in December for an extended trip through Europe and Egypt. They will winter in Cairo after seeing Spain and cruising the Mediterranean. - Mr. and Mrs. Walter Dean and Miss Helen Dean sailed yesterday from Liv- | erpool for New York. They will spend the winter East and will not arrive in California for some months to come. & Tetiie Mrs. Russell J. Wilson and Miss Charlotte Wilson will entertain at luncheon to-morrow. Through the win- ter Mrs. Wilson will give several luncheons and to-morrow’s affair will include the older friends, leaving an- other date for the debutantes to be honored. Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Murphy are ex- pected home in.a short time. They have been sightseeing in Europe and are now in Washington. Mrs. William J. Gunn, with Miss Mabel and Miss Amy Gunn, will give a tea next Monday aftermoon. The affair will be thoroughly informal, providing au opportunity for friends to say “bon voyage,” for Mrs. Gunn ad Miss Mabel leave here on Thanksgiving for New York, From there they sail, in De- cember, for San Juan, where Miss Gunn and Dr. Thayer will be married the first of the year. Lieutenant and will spend the winte where Lieutenant I tioned in the ordnance ock has beer Paymaster Mason Ball taken a three wee and will go East time. SORRY SHE SPOKE. Mrs. Henpeck—Our daughter’s hus- band says that at times he feels as though he could eat her up. Mr. Henpeck—In a few years he’ll be sorry he didn't. MUSEUM MUSES. Visitor—How did you learn to be a contortionist and twist yourself into all those funny shapes? Contortionist—I used to eat green apples. SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE | Mrs. Crosseyes—Do you think baby looks like his father? Visitor—Yes, indeed; but you know I can never tell which way eithey of them are looking. NATURALLY. Quizem—So Miss Antique got mar- ried, eh? Quite a surprise that she go{ struck by matrimonial lightning. Edith—Oh, I don’t know. She mar- ried a conduegor. Self-Made Youths. 1 from bellboy, driver, laborer, conductor, More than 500 students worked their | clerk and stenographer to electrician, way through Columbia University last year, earning in various ways $74,021 17, according to a report of the secretary of the committee on employment for students The ways in which students earn mcney are as various as their abllittes. The eighty-five different oc- cupations reported varied all the way draughtsman, teacher, lay reader and sub-editor. —————— Townsend's California Glace fruits in artistic fire-etched boxes. 715 Market st.* ————— Special information supplied dafly t¢ business houses and public men the Press Clipping Bureau (Allen's), 230 Cal- iforgia street. Telephone Main 1043,