The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, March 1, 1903, Page 9

“OME State™ drops ception-room face. If ¥ females men it is we 1 e Who Bores Men May One day se Be Either Prefty or Uglyd thi nation that w nd marty ‘N NP CHILDREN'S SECTION - in with an air of vrites a whole_ litan have never seen the yrth a visit to the ‘national capital as a sort of psychological study willing 4 . - veral years ago a party X v & i e air distinguished meg. mét, at a well-kiown. - fo & nel” Declares— P £ v soul cafe of the capiftl, ere a aiing | 4 ) - = Bo.ed n Many Wa " 4 rse { repuls important’ legislative mattérs were to be 5 g0 t r various Telling About Her Ancestors T + TOrEa discussed. Theyhost n‘;lh‘ party stooly Sy Trying to Appear 'Intel- filly six fet “and . &ried about’3M ¥ v hine Too Outlos 4 whaits 10 pounds, which was emphasized by th = . £, 2o0-Unkions, embonpoint that is-a sure guarantee of a Lavi g Her Lc ' The dinner fection unfil ing a mad d rity of the The guests a until: hi. D. T.'s but, s iibitign-* 5 of fear from shop. of a woman ( .. weigh over s window “I went all like that ‘o haunts me she- wants dc ALWAY G TO Sy “DONT, You Ngdin: therals A L 3 5 STHENK 1AM TOO don't statesman’s popularity. when the host nearly put thé bric-a-t ness and completély :demor: sized panic reigried A few minutes later the host, pa and 'breathless, was led back He really had not éxperienced & sudden exglaimed fhat he had Great guns,’he gasped betweer nothing makes mie show. th Five.me Hu pesce ‘until-I-did it—a The :story ‘furthet ctive;to ‘maki fove o her progressed with artistic x coffee was wing s . sudc sp ea all the ash. for. the r punctiious dusky rosé in alarm and’ a servitors mall- as hé mopped the damp his statesmanlike brow, | aug the<poor little eventy pounds) passi W through_ the- Civil hite fea fan. ..She ‘follows . me It is’impossible to“do wi ne;- but she said she wou ates:that he hired - ;but: the ’ agEmenL o i them' as [tHe & r A s eijviabl y gid v mi bilit# e ;danget o 2 z - 3 heif=onch e thiis b . ¢ pvery tr r g would. wish, that wins m and oid is i G regard g CBGNE - thie want of appreciat sends Solon Jwi 1 ¥ot - cloud . & s thé, subte - g 2 A b ‘of maugdiiis 1 t I it 3 bmfobtable . déathos to x A s tin . my, the * Wwoindn why ghis. ! w§ . e - bored him W Engime ‘worked 3 JUfe. 1= the man | - 3. beautifuiiy. *¥ heimbman who Kigsat | 2 Cial Boesett ® w or m agedmdn .conld Ak PN t hr ' " o 9 combinagion. But—should e 10 retair ¥ kle fane & > K g Pardou, gentle noW you koow as a - v ghostly ar- - purkie ¥t 3 and ki and aunts, the poor dear —pursuing; -and: if:.thé: pedr ma - I r an ipsane pavilion. He has into a six-day race whenever he se. coriing. But the ardor of such a fe is superheated to that degree that ne lect only.Serves to aggravate the pursuit Women have been known to climax such . purstits by the coyness thaf, offers heart and hand regardless of the expense that'sueh a luxury 4s a hiisband has been ‘kiown ts entail; and the queer denoue- mext of such a sclieme is that the wom- an’ will ensnare him, béeause he has sot thé ‘nerve to .resist. This is really a har: rowing ‘tafe of love. . ¥ But -ithe’ *“real .thing” in the of feminine bores is the woman who assiils the statesmen of the national capital. * These women, sadly unfortunate in the majgrity of, cases, rob the situation of ‘every element of pathos through their amethods, 2 The woman may be young and pretty, or she may be old, and frayed out, or she may ‘be middle aged .and angular, but, be that as it may, she ‘means busi- ness, and many a solon of this great na- \ tion has had such women bore him until he has felt like a sieve. When such a woman is hunting an of- - fice, rushing legislation, or chasing a mo- rality phantom (and in the nation’s capi- tal, too!) in the way of regulating the army or navy, or any other old thing, she is no longer a woman, but, rather, a species of devil fish, whose long ten- tacles the man finds it almost impossible to escape. Indeed, the dear man, who may have rushed at his colleague who opposed him with almost murderous in- tent, becomes passive and lymphatic WSHE DE)IWERS POINTLESS LECTURES ON HIS PECCADILLOS”? njures up un- fault. her thinks it great fun 1o laugh at the trail. courage would hold a battalion at bay. woman who S P PENCHAN T FOR NASTY LITTLE THINGS dventures and Etates (of mairimony) it is not the lady’s his photographs, and the girl who hears when he sees the pursuing female on his ®ould mutilate a bronze statue and their But the bore of all feminine bores is the well as I that a man can’t help being lacks appreciation. fickle and the only way fo av d it is for the poor dear She sends him flowers for his office desk poor fellow’s embarrassment when she Such women are simply galvanized They wiil not be ignored, as many a It is no small compiiment to a woman the wife to be so charming as to make ¥, musly airing that make him writhe when bis fricnds mimics the scene. Ehe rides downtown nerve, They are impervious to rebuff, im- statesman remembers with the dread of a when a mari seeks her, offering his love him forget that there are really—others. ily pride. guy him. She gues ilnto rhapsodies over to meet him, until he Icels like entering penetrable te insult. Their importunities nightmare. Avoiding them requires strat- and with that love the protection of his COLONEL KATE.