The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, November 3, 1900, Page 9

DISMISSAL OF JANITORS BY SCHOOL BOARD Directors Have Trouble Re-| garding Removal of Garbage. Over Reports Filed With Super- intendent That Schools Are Overcrowded. cation met i D. Brown, janitor . 8he having left her p 22 without permission of not yet appeared for duty. A. Edward, janitor of Bunnyside ocl, aleo lost her position, having bee: ed with insubordination by her prin board’s attention was calied tne garbue had been all owed to to the . 'en'd:.-.: the neglec e garbaee WILL COMPLY WITH THEATER ORDINANCE of Fire Wardens and Public L der '}‘E Neces- [ vu;' Hyde and Lar- istenson’s Body Found. “hristenson Jr. mate Dublin Pete’s Funeral. 1 a dealer of this city, ; aker Hagan au- vester- hat In thls case The healthy Food tastes good. (irape-Nuts. Chemical examination of the perspira- &nd = will determine the amount eoent. brain work by the amount of ssphate of Potash found, for these particles aré thrown out from and nerve centers during nervous s and find their way back to earth gh pores, kidneys, bowels, etc. A fi0d expert of the Postum Cereal Co., ncipals Experience Change of Heart | | | { i i | THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1900. WHALERS SEEM T0 HAVE MET WITH SUCCESS IN THE ARCTIC LAST YEAR Jeannette, Karluk, Gavhead Have Done - Welland Others Reported Successful. PORT YESTERDAY. THE STEAM WHALING BRIGS KARLUK AND JEANNETTE AND THE WHALING BARK GAYHEAD MAKING ALL THREE VESSELS DID WELL LAST SEASON AND REPORT A GOOD CATCH FOR THE ENTIRE ARCTIC FLEET. HE whaling fleet has begun to arrive in a bunch. The Karluk. Jeannette and Gayhead all made bt even and all of them and It then be the vessels have dons well ‘g g from the catch of the Karluk the ficet has e well. ded in t g eight ted 15000 pounds of Jeannette secured seven pounds of Karluk had share v\l.l ver fA' a few months to left San Francis- named . ‘Charlie,” umped overboard. Later amuck and i 1im overboard in a San Francis- as a stowaway d he was put rlad to get ead did fairiy rth again next sea- isfiad with the make another cruise RISDON REACHING OUT. The Company Is Acquiring Capable Men From All Points. Risdon Iron Works is losing no op- nity to secure the very best men on the coast for new ship building yard. In a shor e the roiling mills will be at work and the dockyard will be an accomplished fact a few months later. Commencing yesterday W. G. Stevens M‘ame _superintendent of construction of Iron Works. He was formerly Th pe supervised the by Oregon and crulser bR TR A Shipwrecked Crew. ship Santa Clara of the Alaska Association fleet arrived from Among her crew were the captain and nine sailors of the | wrecked bark Merom. The Merom was at anchor in Karluk Bay with 120000 cases, of salmon aboard when 2 storm came up and she was driven ashore. The bark became a total loss, but the crew was saved. The full story of the disaster came down by steamer from Kariuk to Seattle and was ed to The Call exclusively from Packers’ Karluk yesterday. anta Clara had a close call off n anding in_shors guri ng the rug when the steamer Bainier mpp» ed .umg and gave a friendly The Santa Clara at once put and the captain, knowing his po- | sition, made port during the afternoon. ‘Water Front Notes. The steamer Acapulca arrived from Pan- ama and way ports with the following cabin passengers yesterday: Alice ‘Higson, Helen Higson, Claire Gatts- ching. _Guiseppe Lupone. ~ Antonio Wiatrak, Kate Green, Ernest Green, William E. Hart Frederick R. French, Isaac H. Robinson, Chal | Puy, L2a Lai Chy, Enrique Shumbain. | _The Zealandia will sail for Honolulu on | Saturday, the 10th inst., thus taking up the Australia’s run. s P NEWS OF THE OCEAN. Matters of Interest to Mariners and , Shipping Merchants. | The A. M. Campbell loads lumber at New | Whatcom for Pisco and Callao, 65s; the British Isles, wheat at Seattle for Europe, 46s 34, prior to arrival; the Forteviot, wheat at Tacoma for | Europe, 2s (3d less direct), prior to arrival; the | | Otympic, merchandize for Honolulu. ; Lumber for Australia. The American ship cleared yesterday for Melbourne with the following cargo, valued . 850 * 56,529 feet lumber, 3208 bAls pine door stock, | 558" baie redwood pickets. Merchandise for Victoria. The steamer Walla Walla salled yesterday for | _>" Victoria with a general cargo, valued at $23, 467, manifested as follows: For Victoria, $16.- | 502: Sydney, Australia, $3005; Eastern States, | $3960. The following were the principal ship- | ments: / For Victoria—5 cs arms and ammunition, 612 I1bs bread, 1055 Ibs baking powder, 30190 Ibs codfieh, § es clocks, 8376 Ibs coffee, § cs canned | L B [ ) Rattle Creek, Mich., has pre-|gng -.‘m cs u-‘:mu.a bm::. i = ain | 5 rolls leather. 4 kegs pkes ma- wa p. dainty and deliclous food | 5 rolls Y it 160 1be m K surpose of gquickly and the brain and nerve | Paimer, for sm | , § crs vegetables, 251 gals Wine. 1.083 Ibs currant Value, d""‘ Wheat Shipment. The British ship Acamas cleared yesterday lr Queenstown for orders with 67,78 ctl 500, An Additional Manifest. additional manifest has been reported at the steamer Australla, for Taniti, valued at bags, 83 cs canned cs, cgal oll. 3 cs dry- 38 pkgs turniture, bbis flour, 3 78 gariic, § cf kgs groceries and provisions, 76 cs photo goods, § bdls paper. 4 les, 40 cs soap, colls wire mpe. bis 2 Waif-bbls salmon: wheat st e Shipping Intelligence. | ARRIVED. Friday, November 3. | City, Stockfleth, 36 hours from 44 bours from | Duggan, 8 hours from Astorla. a. Shea 8 hours from Bureka 22 days 15% hours Hansen, 37 hours from San 16 bours from Fort 8 Winkel, Bmu Stmr Zeslandia, Dowdell, T34 days trom Hono- nr Ohio, Boggs, 68 hours from Seattle. Stmr Navarro, Jensen, 11 hours from Bowens fau ng. r Humboldt, Box! fleld, 98 hours from Se- stmr Lawton, Magune, 73 hours from Seattle Whaling stmr Jeannette, Gifford, 15 days from Fox Island. Whaling _stme o x Ner stmr Bergenhus, Svendsen, 44 days from Hongkong, via Yokohama 23 days, via Hono- Tulu. «Ship Sants Clara. Lindbers. 16 da3 Whaling bark Garhead, Foley, 12 days from Bering Sea. Schr J Eppinger, Skipper, § days from Stew- arts Point. ! Schr Glen, 7 @ays from Brxbees Landing. CLEARED. Friday, November 2. Stmr Walla Walla, Hall, Victoria, etc; Good- Perkins & Co, Nopander, San Pedro; Good- mr North Fork, Mclellan, Bureka; Chas elson. Br shu Acamas, Nelson, Queenstown; Glr\!n Eyre. snp Spartan, Polite, Melbourne; Karluk, McGregor, 12 days trom | Dempster & Czarina, “‘nls(edt. Unga; McCollam n-mn; & Trading Co. SAILED. Friday, November 2. Stmr Walla Walla, Hall, Victoria, etc. Stmr Bureka, Jensen, Eureka. Stmr Empire, Macgenn, Coos Bay. Stmr Geo Loomis, Bridgett, Ventura. 0, Zolling, Tacoma. orth Fork, McLellan, Eureka. r Gipsy. Leland, Santa Crus. hlml’ ‘Westport, Ericsson, —. U S stmr Solace, Winslow, Manila. Schr Ocean Spray, Olsen. Iversens Landing. Schr R W Bartlett, Nielsen, \ew Whatcom. | Schr Gotama, Semsen, Coos ] Schr Newark. Beck, Bowens l‘ndin i Schr Henry Wilson, Johneon, Grays Harbor. MEMORANDUM. | Per whaling stmr Kn’luk~5r:kl ‘whalls r Alexander Oct 20 at Unalaska, with Oct 12 at Indian Point (Siberia), stmr eue‘ wit] bowheads. Sept 25, Arctic Wm Ba; .m with 7 bowheads. Oct 20, Analga Pass, saw ship Charmer, from Unal- aska, for Tacoma. Oct 12, Indian Point, lzmr Al from Nome, for Puget und. t 22, Whaling stmr Belevede in Arctic; no report o( catch. Per ebip Santa Clara—Have on board Cagta Peterson and nine of crew of wrecked ri Merom. SPOKEN. Per U € stmr Lawton—Lat 4 58 N, lon 12§ 1: W, ship Jabez Howes, from Tacoma, for Hono- tufa. | e TELEGRAPHIC. LOBOS, Nov 2, 10 p m—Weather | togsy; wind_calm. DOMESTIC PORTS. PORT GAMBLE-Sailed Nov 3—Schr Queen, | CEURER A Arrived Nov 3 Stmr Santa Bar- ce Oct 30; schr J B Leeds, hence Oc- tober 7 Sailed Nov 2—Stmrs South Coast and Pomona. for San Francisco, rrived Nov 2—Schr Ida McKay, hence Oc- Rahed N 3-Stmrs Taqua and Homer, for ok Pnu:nu. Pedro. Sailed Nov 3—Brig Pitcairn, for Mazatlan. l PORT K S rrivea Nov 2-Stur Carrier Dove, from Honolulu. | Eafled Nov Ethel Zane, for San | Pedro. | SAN DIEGO—Sailed Nov 2—Stmr Lakme, for | | AsromA—Ardved Nov $-Nor stmr Skarps- | no. from Hon EBA&LE—AM\‘GG Nov 1—Br stmr Mogul, mmm Nov 1—Stmr City of Topeka, for Skag- B from Nome. Amved )wv 3-8tmr th:.l u ! ND—Passed in Nov 3—8Stmr 8t Paul, from Nome, for Seattle. “Pmed up Nov 2—Schr Carrier onal rrived Nov 2—Br stmr Queen Ya‘loh-n- &wgflu-&m«m oo HONODLL!.‘—A"!M Oct ll—& stmr Mc, Dove, from | clsco. | Umatilia Victoria. Corona. San Diego. Hongk' China and Iaqua . .| Bureka. ‘Sun nu . ence Oct 10; bark Edward Oct 22—Schr Helene, hento Oct hr H mr Leelanaw, b ”l) hen 20-Ship Fort George, for Port 2—-Br stmr Aorangi, for Van- 4—Jap stmr America Maru, for t 17—Bark Santago, hence Dayis. hence Oct 3. Arrived Sept 2—Bark Callolton, Oct 20—Schr Dora Bluhm, hn F G o or Moo ind, for San Fran- To_eall Oét 24—Bark Carroliton, for Depart- r 5 Dct 5—Echr Jennle Wand, for sco; bark Highland Light, for San HANA—Arrived Oct H C Wright, abulul 20—Schr from K SAN PEDRO—Arrived Nov 2, at 10 a m—Stmr Grace Dollar, from Grays Harbor. FOREIGN PORTS. JSailed Nov 1—Br ship El- for Hlmbur €. ved Nov 1—Br ship Slerra Ped- gosa. bence Jums 1; Br ship Oranasia. hence June SHIELDS—Salled Nov 1—Br ship Clan Gal- braith, for Santa Rosalia ACAPULCO—Safled Oct 31—8tmr City of Panama: stmr Newport, for San . for . Nov 1—Stmr Costa Rica. for Pa- nama. Arrived Nov 1—Stmr City of Panamas, from OCEAN Panama. STEAMERS. Nov 2—Stmr New Pngland, led Nov 3—Stmr Philadel- | stmr Weimar, for Bremen. Liverpool, for Bosto: "NEW YORK—.\rflred Nov_2—Stmr Au.—uste Victoria, from Hamburg, Southampton anil erbous C‘g_‘_ MICHAEL—] Noy —Stmr Ey Genoa and Naples, via Gibraltar, ork. HAX'BL'RG Arrived Nov 2—Stmr Kaleer fm New Friederich, from New York, via Plymouth and | Cherbourg. Satled \nv _}-Stmr Belgravia. for Boulogne Steamer Movements. TO ARRIVE. From. Steamer. | Alliance Cleone Manaue: Matteaw: Soutn Porlhnd(se-nl Bonita |Ne .|Tillamook. Eureka 5, Humbold( G. W. “|Portiand. Queen Crescent City.. Bark Roderick Dhu, for San | 'SCHOOLS SEEK FINANCIAL AID FROM STANFORD University Is Taxed by Two Santa Clara County Districts. g Mayfleld and Palo Alto Divide the | Immense College Grounds and Levy an Assessment to Im- prove Their Properties. | o 9 o B | A good example of some of the ironies of taxation has come to light over in San- ta Clara County. Thys inbabitants of th Mayfield school district in meeting as- sembled recently discussed the need of better school accommodsiions. There was no money in sight, yet every father real- | ized that something must be done to place better educational opportunities within tke reach of his children. A special tax for school purposes was the only solution to the problem. The question of how much territory the dis- trict should embrace next presented itself. Etanford University was some distance away, but there was nothing in the world to prévent taking in at least a portion of the university and its valuable grounds. | The tax has just been levied, and the As- sessor finds that the big institution must | | help along the school district of Mayfield | In_the sum of | Meanwhile the people of Palo Alto dls- | trict were astir over its inferlor school i accommodations. Again the special tax ! &!an was inaugurated. and on top of the 58 which goes to Mayfield district the university must pay 3iS7 toward main- { taining the Palo Alto schools. The case has especial interest In view | | of the proposed amendment to the State | constitution, which provides that ail in: | | Stitutions of learning shall be exempt from taxation. | Dr. C. C. O'Donnell, the independent candidate for Congress from the Fourth | two to one vote over his opponents. never forgets that great issue, | of coolieism and Japs. Throus now have a restriction act, which, how- ever, is about to expire, It muu be re rewed, and he is the man who will accom- | plish {ts renewal. ———————— !roms OF HUMOR AND | SOCIETY HIS SUBJECT Professor Charles Mills Gayley Lec- tures to Channing Auxiliary on Minor Versiflers. | Professor Charles Mills Gayley delivered the fourth of his series of lectures on “Debatable Questions in Poetry” before the Channing Auxiliary in the parlors of He the curse h him we ernoon. The subject was “Some Poets of Humor and Society, from each., Among those whom Professor Gayley selected as the best examples of his toplc were Praed, Edward FitzGerald, Andrew Lang, Lockyer, Lawson and Aus- tin Dobson, the latter being titled the laureate of socléty verse writers. Of poets purely humorqus the lecturer cited Horace and James Smith, Canning. the fldll\xr of the early centu **An! Jacobin,” and Charles ~Stuart l%al\'erl), who, said the lecturer, was the prince of parodists and one of Oxford's most bril- liant scholars. Hood the lecturer declared to be too grim a satirist to be pleasantly humorous, nd read from his “‘Ballad of May” to il- rate his point. At the general request of the audience Professor Gayley also read a few verses of Kipling's humorous ballads. —_————— Judge Willlam P. Lawlor has proved an honest, efficient and able Judge, and should receive the votes of all citizens, | N irrespective of party. { s 1 To Abolish Popular Excursions. | Local railroad men are much interested in the movement now under way by the | passenger managers of several Western railroads to have popular excursion rates abolished. It is thought that early next | spring the passenger officials will recom- [ mend that these reduced tariffs be perma- nently withdrawn. Within the last twelve months more of the so-called excursions | [na\e been run than in any previous year | in the history of raflroad operations in the West. While the excursions, generally speaking, have resulted in material addi | tions to the companies’ revenue, the pas: | enger men ars of the opinion that th have more or less effect upon the regular | winter traffic. ——— . For a Cold in the Head. ! Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets. | S e e e Justice Field's Portrait. An ofl portralt of the late Supreme Jus- | tice Field will be presented to the United | States Circuit Court of Appeals at 11 { o'clock next Monday morning. The pre- sentation will take placs in_ the court- [ room in the Appraiser's building and the resentation speech will be made by E. Do portraic 15 the Bife of | Justice Fleld presided over the Ninth Circuit for moro than thirty- five years. ———— ‘Write for new catalogue of watches, jewelry, rware. Invaluable to out-of-town purchas- ers. Hammersmith & Fleld, 3 Kearny st. ¢ —_———— Judges Sit in Bank. nett of Sonoma County sat In bank in |{udge Lawlors courtroom yesterday to | hear appeal cases. They heard the argu ments of Attorneys Coffer and Collins on the appeal of Harry Corbett in the com- mission poolsellifg case, their decision. Cabaniss in sentencing Conduct Ramsay of the Mission line to pay a fine | of §%0 for battery upon a boy was af- firmed. Steamer. | Destination. | Sails. | Pler. v. 3, 10 am|Pler 20 Dace Bag AN eaTRL. 9 am Pler 11 Gaellc ...../China& Japan|) 1 pm|PMSS Pomona Humboldt 2 pm/| ' Pler 9 Czarina ...[Seattle. . 10 am Pler § { Bergenhus . China& Jal‘ln , 10 am | Pler 27 | Columbta .. Fortland.. 11 am/Pler 3 5, 11 am|Pler 11 . 2pm Pler 2 6 ......[Pler 20 11 am|Pler 11 11 am/Pier 4 Geo. Elder. Porfllnd Sun, xocn and Tide. United States Coast and Geodetic Survey— Times and Heights of High and Low Waters at _Fort Point, entrance to San Francisco Bay. thority of the Superintendent. NOTE-—The high and low waters occur at the clty front (Mission-street wharf) about twenty- | five minutes later than at Fort Point; the | helght of tide is the same at bfllh places. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 3. WS B Sun rises . fl - Rt 2 Lt TR, Bed: 83 §lit 7] of 5 $! oy KX 0. 0. 4. —1. [2 5.1 gedaus Y e A S NOTE—In the above exposition tides are 8?: gseégg?? EEAE 3 & i # ¥ a‘s i Published by official au- | | ., McKINLEY a» ROOSEVELT RALLIES TO-NIGHT! SCOTTISH HALL, LARKIN STREET, NEAR GROVE. Under the auspices of the United League of | Lsbor Clube. ~ Speakers—Hon. Geo. A Kmeht | Hon, Davis. Hon Julius Kahn, Frank |2 Kelh Esq.. Joseph Eazen Esq | ROUGH RIDERS’ QUARTET. The uniformed corps of the Bear Ciub will Bush and Montgomery streets to i 'PIONEER HALL, FOURTH STREET, NEAR MARKET. Twents-ninth Assembly District. Speakers— Hen. Wm. R. ivis, Hon. Julius Kahn, Max- well McNutt Esq., J. E. Flyan (nominee for State Senator), J. F. Collins Esq. (nominee for biyman) Arme 2 ER QUARTET. HARTFORD AND EIGHTEENTH Harry L \Wells, E. Myron Speakers—Capt. Wolf Esq., D. Louderback Esq. Wm. J. Guil- Esq (nominee for the A,-emhlx) and EUREKA QUARTET. MANGELS HALL, TWENTY-FOURTH AND mw)' kers—E. Myron Wolf Esq. Harry it mcima T, Weleh Trealwell ells, Hon. Julius Kahn, Ric e e the By}, . 7. Murshy " others. EUREKA QUARTET. PACIFIC STREET, BE l"m STOCKTON (-—-l-nnem‘—m 'n- a-lflb-‘-w : 73 (1 | % THE WITS OF THE RESTORATION. Copyright, 1900, by Seymour Eaton. HUMOR OF ENGLISH AND AMERICAN LITERATURE e ot IIL [!’omnlng do: Charles II lives in English history as| A Would-be a A monthly scri Condemned to drud: And furbish falseh: Devotes to scandal Himself a livh the “merry monarch.” During all his| relgn. hilarity and unrestrained revelry | beld possession of the kingdom. He was | the wittiest of all English sovereigns. Gay |and careless in temperament, fond of | pleasure, quick of intuition, instant in repartee, he was more Celtic than Te tonic, and to add to his native bent hh enrly training had been in France under “‘an absolute monarchy tempered by good | I sayings.” His advent into England was \ > the signal for hilarious debauchery. The | ice of puritanism which had bound mei Es |island as with fron broke all in a mo- | is a Anished Jows ment, and Immediately society dashed in- | One speaks the glory of & to every extreme. For a generation bois- | And one describes a o terous merriment was everywhere; never | before, never again, has there been A England such unrestrained roistering, b amid all the redundancy of Wit and fun | Then fla one may seek in vain for a fragment of | A d s true humor. The intellect ruled supreme. The age and its literature took much of | e | its color from the king. Never has “"“'lo las an English monarch mofe lacking | ¥ % |in dignity. He was a good fellow lmons' | good Zellows, ats- | _At & drinking bout a certain Mavyor, 1 e | who after many tions had ceased to | be responsible for his actions, swore ve-| exanerau 1 in genuine that go t3 piece of pura wit. ; every ceuplet | District, always carries that district by a | illustrated with selections | | Judges Cook and Dunne and Judge Bur- and reserved | The judgment of Judge ! . and’ others. | escert the United League of Labor Clubs from | Secottish Hall. | hemently that he would compel the king {to drink with him another bottle. The | monarch instantly obeyed, for he de- & | Good store of good claret supplies everything, {And the man that s drunk is as great as & king. ] He chose as his counselors and favorites men who were convivial and witty. Witn | these boon companions, who haiied him as “Old Rowley,” he bandied jokes and witticisms, laughing always loudest when they got the better of his wit. -~Rather than not laugh, he would turn the joke upon himself. “Ah, Shaftésbury,” he_cried, greates: ru:uc in England. bject, sir,” was the quick ‘undoubtedly 1 am.” By particular request the Earl Rochester composed the royal epitaph: Here lles our sovereign lord, the king, Whose word no man relies on, Who never sald a foolish thing And never did & wise on “True,” cried the king, cflur e ls my own; “ hen he had chided the celebrated Still ingsfieet for delivering before him a writ- ten sermon, the preacher suddenly d manded why he himself read his speeches before Parliament. “Why, truly, Doctor,’ | was the ready response, “your question is ot for my dis- nave asked the two houses so often and for so much money that I am ashamed to lock them in the face “My lord, my lord, his sermon and shaking his finger at Lau. derdale. g and such a court Eng- land could prodfice only one variety of lit rons, and no unpatronized L‘ uld hope for success. Literature of the igtellect took at once the leading place. or the first time in England satire, the hurling of ridicul wit at men arose the leader of the satiric school was Sam- uel Butler, whose masterplece, “‘Hudi- bras,” court. The king had it constantly with- in reach: the nobles and courtiers quoted on all occasions its brilliant eplgm"ns and =nad) hits. udibras" is undoubtedlv the most witty single poem in the language. It pretends 1o recount thie adve ind of Puritan bon Quixote, but the | story is lost in an endless fusillade of quips and sharp sayings, the most them at the expense of the Calvinist are almost i tires of it. The mo: bri]llam blaze of vrockets at length ceases to interest. Wit ments,” says Bruyere, and Hudibras hi self evidently knew if, £ ays Butler: Although he had much wit He was very shy of using it. As being loth to wear it out; And therefore bore it not about Unless on holidays, or so As men their best apparel do. | Like all ancient wit “Hudibras” has become sadly tarnished by time. Despite the fact that for two generations it was placed side by side with the best works of Milton and was evervywhers rated as | the supreme humorous masterpiece of the | language, it is almost unread to-day. How | can we laugh at jokes that take it for | | granted that we know intimately all the | | foibles and absurdities of the Puritans | and their times? Yet for mere wit some pessages of “Hudibras” have kept fairly | well. Take, for instance, this character- ization of the Calvinists: For he was of that stubborn crew Of errant saints, whom all men grant To be the true church militant; | Such as do build their faith upon | The holy text of pike and | By apostolic blows and | Call fire and sword and flmllual A todxy thorough reformatioi always must carrie on never dome; . As if religion were inte: For nothing else but to be mended; A sect whose chief devotion lles In odd perverse antipathies, Compound for sins they are inclined to By damning those they have no mind to. His brother poets came in for their | share of criticism, for he declares: | Those that writs in rhyme still make ‘The one verse for the other's sake For one for sense and one for fhvyme | T think’s suffictent for one time. John Dryden, the laureate of the era made satire still more nopular. Compare his picture of the Calv \ st with Butler’ More haughty than the res:, the wolfish race Appear with belly gaunt and famished face— Never was so deformed a beast of grace. His ragged tail betwixt his legs he wears, Close clapped for shame, but his rough crest he rears And pricks up his predestinating ears. It was Dryden who first set the fashion of Jampooning in verse literary rivals. In cflecknoi” he pours out all the vials of his s | well. e ruler of the realms of non- sense, looking for a successor, thus solilo- quizes: Shad well alone my perfect image bears, Mature in dullness from his tender years, | Shadwell alone of all my sons is he, Who stands confirmed in full stupidity. The rest to some faint meaning make pretense, But Shadwell ne'er deviates into sense. | Thus he describes s publisher: | With leering looks, full-faced and freckled fair, With two left legs and Judas-colored hair, And frowsy pores that taint the ambient air. | The poWry of the intellectual era cul- | minated it Pope, the most witty of the | English poets. He was the logical product of Butler and Dryden, and he was in a sense a_culmiration. His poems have all { the flash and brilliancy of strings of dia- monds and all the coldness. Nowhere is there a touch of true humor. Take. for | instance, his picture in the “Dunciad” of the field of English literature, where { ass intones to ass, | Harmon:c twang! of le-nnr horn and brass. Or, again, where he compares the com- Mrlnl the jay to divers in the Not so boid Arnall; with Furicus he dives, pracipitately dull, Wrirlpools and storms his circiiug arms invest With all the might of mfluuon blm No crab moze active in the dirty da Downward to climb, and backward to lem. Hubrlusul-hkllnbotu-nhl. And loudly claims the journals and the lead. And what could say more in a single line than this: Wow night descending. the proud geene was lnllv-lhlmh'nn-knuohym - The teeming hltteme- of Byron' {English Bards and Scotch Reviewers. writm nearly a century later, is age as this: There Clerke, stlil striving pitecusly “to please,” my actions are my the First Unitarlan Church yesterday aft- | § have soked the v e ses o Stoms aud | { shouted the great preacher South one morning, pausing in | ou snore so loud you will wake | y product, for it was the day of nobie | 3 The first and in_some respects | became the textbook of the royai| ures of a | leen upon his old enemy, Shad- | of | . the god of mo- | i pe‘nndyenerdn I nearl, repartee coffee ho merely ea or coffee late he v«nud ihings and and their word- sadly shock modern readers. coarse and indecent, howe to be heue\ed Tattle Hah! The beautiful coq s delight 1 that o E r»mns lxmbel 'per- hap« hos b\u half a fool. But it is idle to tear samples from the tinsel and gilding of these old _master- pleces. At st the age was cold and in- tellectual and it is more cheery to warm ourselves before a humor that comes from “quite a different heart.and spirit— a wit that makes us laugh and leaves us Eood and nappy LEWIS PATTEE. Pennsylvania Stnte College. ADVERTISEMENTS. D0 YOU FEEL LIKE THIS? Pen Picture for Women. “] am so nervous, there is not & well inch in my whole m Iam so “h;nbl d pdhtionot gestion an the heart, undlymlmmg attention daily. cerated condition of the neck of the womb can produce all of these symp-