The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, November 8, 1899, Page 4

THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1899, UFe . [ ¥ ) H i o 3 ’fi-\\‘/_/&i‘_- <\,"r’(\i: Frens - LATEST LONDON ADVICES SHOW THAT JOHN BULL HAS A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. ARV /IR ES PR o —Chicago Chronicle. HORRIBLE FATE OF Believed to Have Been Cap- tured by Cannibals. IR b o bt 36 ¢+ € > 3 & vas * Fr Oie8l g a > * boarded ind stated tha . @+0 ) into fis, hut won the ring _the najority oI two, Repub- cll T a clos i me of the others nd to the Bal- Wellington as siest 1 orgay des, 't bad but Wilkinson, secretary of caArs Vhat virtue there is in bare cleanliness | Pears’ soap does nothing but cleanse, it has no medi-. cal properties; but it brings the color of health, and health itself. Give it time. t | Democr the | jority Littlehales of the British west coast of South e of the mi eamship Ame Jor named Stet- left the alene because of ad +C409C909040404590040004040404040 404040 9060406049 night ghly w rou W to-day’s 1 Democratic ¢ is united.” ows t e whenever the FUSION WINS IN NEBRASKA. Holcomb’'s Majority From Five to Ten Thousand. OMATA, Nebr, Nov. 7.—Incomplet turns from interior counties of Nebr that Holcomb, the ow t wa ty for Holcomb. T ed on a proportionat elected by <ibly more. Returns from Omaha pre bstantial gains for Holcomb he fusfon_ tic 1= for t 1 . In_fort; solled for Reese 1 for Holco en ict show and it is p pull_through in a dis- for a number of years has rge_fusion majority. {COLN. Nov. &—Returns up to mid- es to s same fusion ain as eatlier repc longer the least Goubt of et's election airman_Edmiton of the ntral Committee said: carried the State by 15,000 and in county offices.” rma Yt of the Repu an Com- tee declined to make a statement, but 1y of his associates admitted defeat, igh not conceding it by as large a srity as claimed by the fusionists. Asked at midnight for a statement, W, J. van replied with laughter: 1 concede the State of Nebraska to the onists by 15.000. ter) county elects the en- county ticket, with the e LANDSLIDE IN KANSAS. | Republicen Gain of Ten Per Cent Throughout the State. TOPEKA, Kans., Nov. T7.--Returns re- cefved up to midnight indicate that the publicans will ‘hold the 10 per cent | State gain predicted iler to- Cow- | ley County is in the lead, so far as heard from, showing an average Republican gain of 400 over last year. In Sedg- wick Coun the entire Republican ticket { 1s elected except District Judge, for which Hale (D:) is re-elected. There seems no reat gain or loss in Sedgwick County. In Leavenworth County the ticket is divided. Everhart (D.) s olected Sheriff by 800, Jefeating Captain Albright (R) entieth Kansas Regiment. In Dougla County the Republican ticket is olecte i siight gains are Indlcated. Captain use of the Twentieth Kansas, fusion afnee for County Reglster of Deeds, teated in this county. In Tyone - the entire Republican ticket is ¢ elected The Republicans have elected elght out of the twelve candidates for District Judge ™ _the State. In the Thirty-sixth ! Distriet, where a bitter contest the two Republican candidates, “yrus Hurrel, sptit Johnson and Cy , and the Democrat, Gephart, nt in. The Republicans elected thelr only two ndidates for State Senator. They were John Chaney of Shawnee County and C. | C. McCarthy of Jefferson County’ Kansas City, Kan., and Wyandotte County. where thie normal Republican ma- < about 2009, the Democrats elected In holding the other offices. ounty the 1 the exception of one Commissione: lected by reduced pluralities. . Hutch- son reports a Republican success in °no County by &0 plurality, a Republi- an gain of %00, - NEW JERSEY IN LINE Republicans Increase Their Majority in the Legislature. TRENTON, N. J.. Nov. 7.—The returns at midnighit indicate that the Republicans rality. aithough there was no direct vote on a State ticket. The Republicans will control both houses of the Legislature by 1 good working majorities and will have |nn increased representation in the House of Assembly. The Republicans have clected Senators in Camden, Gloucester, Snmarvaar. Tinion and Itssax. and nrobably 4090606040406040e0eH of the | Republican ticket, have carried the State by about 20,000 plu- | e Democrats | or, in Warren. “teen Republi- em and Monmout elected but one 3 e will stand n Democ emblymen in and the next ocrats, as ag thirty- ns and twenty-three Dem- } nmouth is very close. but that_the Republicans have is Senator that th ed Ass The Republi r_the Assembly, RESULT IN COLORADO. Democrats Win a Decisive Victory in Arapahoe County. Nov To-day's 7 el a victory for the I this (Arapahoe) county m 3000 to 5000, and The Silver Re- ach 5000, out of a in the county. ) the popularity > bonds of the ruction of a 1 was advo- nocrats a by The prope fed tv. The were ring the day as well as dur- | eturns from the cager and indicate that Only county officers r In this Btate. Eeis PENNSYLVANIA RESULTS. Barnett Elected Treasurer by Over a | Hundred Thousand Votes. PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 7.—BEstimates all the countfes In the State indicate Rarnett (R.), candidate for State will have a plurality over ) of 125,488, In some countles | necessarily based on tion and complete returns he figures here given. allow (Ind.) carried ten the plurality of and in 1893 th rood (R.) 174,2 cIphia on_the qu of a $12,000, v supply shows crwhelmingly in fa- | . the average ratio | about 10 to 1. ! SR SOUTH DAKOTA SAFE. Returns to the Republican Column b; at Least Eight Thousand. | ABERL R ) »v. 7.—Chairman | Herrer of Republican State Central | Committe : small vote t in the ct that the farmers are > been a_ full vote there a Republican landslide. jority his v fying because of th £ the fusio and Pettigr th ause his personality | il he was worth.” twenty-four » Republicans 611, W pre- | icating a Re- ). The Black | sed Republicdn ars ago. ind 00 majorities over two MISSISSIPPI AS USUAL. Southern State Offers Consolation to Democratic Partisans. JACKSON, <., Nov. 7.—Scattering re- turns received from representative sec- tions of the § dicate a very light vote In the Mississippi election. The en- tire Democratic State ticket is elected by a jor! conservatively estimated at unt will not greatly | The Populist vote shows a decided falling off, which will | probably amount to 30 per cent. Not over 5,00 votes were polled during the day. The Populists have probably elected a member of the Legislature from Choctaw County. The vote on the Noel amend- ment, providing for an elective judiciary, s decidedly close, and will require an of- | fictal count to determine the result. | these figure: | — | Democrats Will Have a Large Ma- ‘ jority in the Legislature. RICHMOND, Va., Nov. 7.—Returns up | to 11:30 o'clock to-night show that both branches of the Legisiature will be over- whelmingly Democratic. The voting was | exceedingly light, the principal contests being between Democrats and Indepen- | dents, and the warmest of these fights was in the Isle of Wight Senatorfal Dis- trict, whare the Democrats lost. Another | warm fig! was in Shenandoah County for the House, the independent candidate W(nn‘lyx, On the basis of present returns | it is figured that seven Democrats are elected. SO DEMOCRATS CARRY DETROIT. DETROIT, Nov. 7.—-The officlal count from all of the city’s precincts shows that | Mayor Maybu (D.) has been re-elected | to a third term by 2057 majorit. City | Treasurer Thompson received 6437 major- | ity over his Republican opponent and s | re-elected to a second term. City Clerk John Schmidt (R.) gets a third term by 1238 majority. The Democrats slected | eight Aldermen and the Republicans nine, | making the Council stand nineteen Re- | publicans to fourteen Democrats. Pt MADE CLEVELAND MOVE ON. PRINCETON, N. J., Nov. T.—As ex- | President Grover Cleveland was leaving the lmll! on Mercer street this morning | be sfopped A moment to speak to on of | hig friends, whereupon an overofficious | policemay from Trenton, detafled at the not knowing who Mr. Cleveland | ordered the ex-President to move | outside the chalk line. Mr. Cleveland smiled, stepped into his carriage and was driven off to his hom: | BOARD OF BISHOPS. | | Work of the Leaders of the Methodist | Episcopal Church. | PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 7.—The final | session of the semi-annual meeting of the | Board of Bishops of the Methodist Epis- | gopal church was held to-day behind | closed doors. After to-day’s session the | Biehops departed for Baltimore, where they will meet the general committee on church extension, to assemble Thursday | morning. A number of the prelates will remain in Baltimore over Sunday and others will return to this city to speak from local pulpits in the interest ot the Freedmen's Aid cause. | The entire Board of Bishops will meet | {a lot of interest in' her and her c ‘ | i SRS LIGHT VOTE IN VIRGINIA. | 1 | | her dinner. | the | danghter, who had not received a letter the general committee of the Freedmen's Ald and the Southern Educational Soct- ety in this city in a two days' conference, beginning November 31. On November 15 the board will go to ‘Washington tc meet the general mission- ary committee. STUDYING AMERICAN ELECTION METHODS Lord Mayor Tallon of Dublin Gets an Interesting Object Lesson at New York. NEW YORK, Nov. 7.—Lord Mayor Tal- lon of Dublin and the Hon. John E. Red- mond, M. P.. came to New York from Boston for the express purpose of seeing how an election {s conducted {m New York City. Edward O'Flaherty and Will- fam Temple Em scorted them to police headquarters thence to the various newspaper bulletin boards on Park Row the election returns were being exhibited. In speaking of the election the Lord Mavor sald e was astounded at the ex- manner in which_an_election in ity as New York wa i ft reflected great credit d police authorities. ducted, and sa on the municipal a Injured at a Fire. OTTAWA, Ont, Nov. 7.—While the fire | brigade was engaged to-day in putting out a fire which started in the Ottawa carbide works at Chaudlere the carblde xploded and Injured ten or fifteen men ef Provost of the fire brigade was badly injured. One man was probably fatally hurt. - Erne and O’Brien Matched. NEW YORK, Nov. 7.—On behalf of the Island Sporting Club Willlam A. v has matched Frank BErne, light- ght champion of the world, against Jack O'Brien to before the seaside organization cf $5M0, of wh $4000. 5 for a purse er will receive Ormnadia Runs Aground. HAMBURG, ~Shortly after leav- ing this city for bark Ormnadia, Captain in the Elbe, opposite B very foggy at the time heavily. off the bar. Greig, grounded nkenes. It was and she struck - Street Car Held Up. SEATTLE, Nov. 7.—At 11:30 o'clock last night two masked men armed with revol- | vers held up a Western-avenue streetcar which was well loaded with passengers. Several watches and $60 in cash were se- cured. The robbers escaped. Samuel McKinley Dead. ANGELES, Nov. 7.—Samuel Mc- pia and father of Superfor Judge . MeKinley of this city, died to-day. He met with an accident tén days ago and the injury resulted in pa 5. gt S Succumbs to an Operation. CHICAGO. Nov. 7.—Hope Reed Cody, chairman of the Board of Election Com- yners and formerly president of the milton Club, died to-day at the Chi- H An operation for appendi- ormed on him last night. e A Battle-Scarred Heroine. There is a_very handsome youns wo- man in Washington, rather well kKnown in art circies, who had the misfortune to fall downstairs a few years ago, so badly fracturing one of her knees that the limb had to be amputated. The man of course walks with crutches. She is not in the tive about the matter, and mind informing properiy introduce - sons of the accident which maimed her. :t_ a little limit, SiGover oo s compelled to use it one afte ntly. She got into an F street car, bound for the hill, and found herself in the same seat. with a rp-eyed woman, who seemed to take utches. She scrutinized the young woman's face carefully for a couple of minutes, then turned her attention to the workmanship of the crutches, which she took the lib- erty to handle curiously. Then she look- ed the young woman over again, 1ed over to her. “D'ye mind teliin’ leg?” s ed, me how raspily, ponded the young st it in the battle ngton Post. e Shocked Her. you lost A Boston woman, a member of the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union, wus recently traveling to the Pacific ast over the Northern Pacific Railroad. Now, North Dakota is a rigid prohibition State, and the dining cars have this no- tice posted up in them: “No intoxicating lquors will be served while the train is rnwh»g through the State of North akota.” The train had been rolling along through that interminable State a long time, when the Boston woman who is interested in temperance came into the dining car for Casting her eye out of the upon a somewhat changed landscape, she sald to the waiter with purely gedzraphical interest: “Are we still fn North Dakota?” “No, ma’'am,” said he alertly and with a hospitable grin; “what’ll you take to drink, ma'am?”—RBoston Transecript. car window ——————————— One of Job’s Comforters. Some perscns have pecullar ideas of how to cheer one up. A fond Brooklyn mother was endeavoring the other day at breakfast table to comfort her for several days from her flance. “1 am sure he is forgetting me,” watled Georgiana, refusing to eat Ler toast. “‘Oh, 1 don't think so, dear,” fond mother. *“‘He always used to say he couldn’t: possibly do it.! ‘“‘But 1 never belfeved him,” exclaimed Georgiana, shaking her head defiantly. | “He’s so taken up with the fall shooting that he thinks of nothing else.” Mamma tried once more. ‘“‘Perhaps his gun exploded and he has been so injured that he couldn't write,” Ingle'. | orgiana fnstantly “burst into tears, and the good old mother was keenly dis- appointed that her effort to comfort the E‘r’l‘h :nd so signally falled.—New York une. ————— The Automobile Not New. Professor R. H. Thurston rises to ex- plain that the automoblle, or self-moving carriage, for streef purposes, antedates the locomotive and was suggested by Sir Tsaac Newton as early as 18%0. Of course, all the early self-propelled carriages were driven by steam. but over twenty are said to have been running in London in 1833, and it seems that they were quite com- mon for several vears, until the fierce op- position of the stage coach propristors brought about overmuch legal regulations of these vehicles, which finally regulated them out of use.—Boston Globe. an Francisco the British | ugs are endeavoring to get her | a State Senator of Penn- | and | she sald sooth- ! con- 1S KILL M AMERICA German Wounded and Taken Prisoner. —_— Spectal Dispatch to The Call. GUAYMAS, Mexico, Nov. 6 via No- gales, Nov. 7.—The Yaqui Indians have killed Nettleton, an American, and car- ried a German into captivity. They have renewed hostilities in the lower Yaqui Valley and the people in the river towns in that section are again on the defensive. A special courier arrived to-day with in- telligence of the terrible fight between Nettleton, the American, and Rossick, the and Indians at Cajam hacienda, Saturday night. The ers of the property At the beginning of the attack shortl before davlight they made a brave de- near two men were ov | fense and used their arms effectively, but | After taking alil and their prisoner, the Indians withdrew | | H | a_quart of medicine a d: | ma |10 kn the doors of the hut were battered down and In the hand-to-hand battle that en- sued Nettleton was shot and clubbed to death. Rossick, although wounded, was spared. the provisions In sight t0_the south side of the river. Three Americans have been killed by e Indians since July. Another natural- d American, Dr. Wunschow of Oak- . Cal., mysterfously disappeared In st a few miles from Nacosari. Eyi- e in this case points to murder. The ssing man's sul Darnel] of Nogales, but the State De- partment has not been officlally notified of the case, Cured Him. “There used to be the greatest hypo- chondriac in Detroit,” remarked an old merchant of the city as he pointed out a retired lumberman, “Why, he looks the picture of health.” ¢ Is. Tough as a pine knot. Ouj So to live to be 100. But when we vounger he was always grunting. thought he had everything from gout to galloping consumption, and never ex- pected to live the year out. He averaged v, to say nothing ernal applications hat cured him?” I did. He growled so mnuch that it always gave me the blue devils to meet him. One day he was telling me the old story of now his days were numbered and how he had complications enough to kill an alligator in twenty-four hours. ‘Jim,’ sald I, ‘you make me tired. Ycu're just about as pleasant company as a skull and crossbones. There’s nothing on earth the ter with vou. Give me $1000 a year while you live and I'll insure you .or 000 and secure payment. “Did he take f Jumped at it. Insis down so as to make From that minute he began to get strong ed on paying $1000 it more binding. |and take on flesh. He was worrying about the money T was getting fnstea! of about himself, don't you see? I caught him five yeurs running, and since that he dodges. Never speaks and never sees me. Hates me, I sup I'd refund, but he'd be sure to have a relapse,”’ and the old merchant not only chuckled but winked.—Detroit Free Press. e The Only Place to Put Them. “I say,” said a friend the other da “vou are an old hand at it. T have oniy t got married, and don't understand much about the busine: 1 should like ow whetler a married man has any left when he takes unto himself a ght wite?” “Rights? Yes. lots. He has a right to pay all the bills: “Sto 1 mean this. Let me give vou Every box, every chest of portmanteau, and, in fact. lable fle of every scription, is stuffed full of my wife's prop- orty, and when [ want to put away a few cuffs and collars—" “Hold hard. 1 know what you mean. Tdsten, young man. If your bedroom were 200 yards long. lined from the door to the ceiling with shelves, and you ance. and hirts, vou couldn’t find a nook that wasn't full of hairpins. scent bottles. 0dd gloves, pieces of ribbon, odd frathers and artificial flow little bits of tape and buttons galore, with pins and needles thrown In, so just accept the inevitable. Wrap vour personal property In an old newspaper parcel and hide it under the bed.” He grinned iromically, but passed on a | sadder and wiser man.- Tondon Tit-RBits, e A Rural Court Scene. A couple applied to a rural Justice the Peace for total divorce. The .Ju. called the bailiff aside and asked i whisper “What's the law on that p'int?” “You can't do it.” replied the bailiff, “it don't come under yer jurisdictfon.’ “We're willln’ to pay cash fer it plied the husband, noi nature of the consultation money in this here stockin'. The Justice looked grave. ing his spectacles and addressing man, said: “You knowed ‘fore you come here that ‘twarn't fer me ter separate hushand an’ wife. an’ yet vou not only take up ‘he time o' this here valuable court with ver talkin’, but ackchully perpose ter bribe me with money! Now. how-much has you got in that stockin’ a half, “*Bout six dollars hono! X 1 fine you $§ fer brib- of e a re- Then, adjust- the an' ver T. 1 right then. ery my time with a case what myv jnrirdiction |is out of, an’ may the Lord have mercy said the | tlanta Constitution e Carlton and His Poodle. Henry Guy Carlton, the play-writer, stammers badly, but this does not pre- vent him from holding his own In any controversy. When he_was living near Madison Square, New York. he used to ass daily the New York Club, of which e Is 2 member. One day one of the voung and frivolous members sald to him: “1 saw you this morning, Carleton, car- on yer soul rying your poodle through the square, | Good exercise, isn't 1t? But I'd rather let somebody ‘else do it for me." “Und-doubtedly,” replied Carleton, grimly, even if haltingly. “WWhen anv one sees In-me carrying m-my- d-d-dog, they say, ‘There E§Foes Henry G-Guy Carle- ton’ with his d-dog’ But if they should see y-von they'd ask, ‘W-w-who's that in- infernal® i-idiot —e-c-carrying a p-p- poodle? "—Youth’s Companion. —_——— Letter From Duke of Wellington. A curio collector has acquired from a private source a curious letter from the Duke of Wellington in response to an ife has appealed to Con- | de- | nted a place to stow away a couple of | understanding the | ve got the | an’ a dollar an’ a_half fer takin' up| SLEEPLESSNESS DUE TO A LETTING-DOWN OF THE NERVES. “IN MEN*’ This is indeed a serious evil, for it affects both mind and body, and in time may overthrow the reason or produce apoplexy. Weak nerves bring on or- 09060000600000889B00 | f | ganic weaknesses. 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N Japo- | make sure that the cranks are turned for assistance of one of Napo- |ma Ll fhe 1w | Ibers soldiers, who had lost his leg at | that stop the pipes, o that the mosqui; | Waterloe, and who was living in desti- | “jyayper's Bazar. g : s tute circumstances in Soho. Thleo le}lslf;" | reads: “Strathfieldsaye, April 10, 5 7 Vnin. W.ish.__ | In reply to Pierre Jerront, the Duke o 2 Wellington expresses his sympathy | “Will you trust me, Fanny?’ he cried with a brave soldier of the army of Na- | passionately, grasping her hand. poleon Bonaparte, who was disabled at | “With all my heart, Augustus, with all Waterloe. and has pleasure in sending | my soul, with all myself,” she whispered, | him a £5 Bank of England note.’— | nestling on his manly bosom. | London Telegrap “Would to goodness you were my e e tailor,”” he murmured to himself and ten- Ruined by the Government. derly ‘he took her in his arms.—Tit-Bits. “Yes, sir,” said the old mountaineer, [ e —_————— Overtaxed Comnrtesy. “It's too bad,”” said Mrs. Corntossel. Well, death must come to all of us— ““What'’s the matter?” inquired her hus- only a question of time.” band. sir, or providence | “I'm kind o sorry for Mr. op Wwuz & man with considerable family con- | 1 nections, but I'm all alone in the worl' | | now.” 3 t's “But it warn’'t death, Dewey. He that robbed me of my own; it Wuz the | seams to be a nice, accommodatin® man. | Government, sir—the Go _‘;r!‘"‘"‘“" I had | o5 wouldn’t want to hurt any one's feel- | seven boys that wuz tryin’ to ‘earn a | ™ n : T : [P, D e makin. ‘moonshine’ liquor, | 'S But if he drinks all the drinks an ifln‘ the Government swooped down on | Wears all the clothes that have been named after him h goin’ to be mighty uncomfortable.”—Washington Star. —————— Craft in the Studio. ‘em one dark night an’ landed the' last one o' 'em in the penitentiary: an’ now, from the honorable lofty station of mak- in’ liguor on the sly th ve come down to makin®' shoes fer a Government that can’t | whip andful of yaller niggers ‘out in The Artist—A flatterir likeness? No, n\‘;“l”?fli);)’;\?;\fis. indeed, Mr. Cashleigh. It's only the ma | "¥Ana what are you doing for a living?” | ter-of-fact, stingy, | man of i he was asked. pedigree we arti ter—the generous, modest. de man, 2 G -a-makin’ of ‘mooushine’ o IR ¢ Brooklyn Life. | Nquor!"—From the Atlanta Constitution. — ————— Danger of Knowledge. ; “Have you got any watermelons on| ice?” inquired the man with the basket | on, his arm. | | L)epcnda_ble Drugs Frust us fOl‘ Trusses We fit trusses pe Eedi A EIe | 5 Collection of 300 Pitchers. | § don’t fit them at all—and our | Pitchers of all sizes. shapes and colors | | form a collection that a woman has spent years getting together and having given to her. There are now 200 of them. and they fairly overrun the place. She uses them for cream. for water, for flowers, for very office that has fallen to the lot of pitcliers since they were first invented. The idle ones she hangs up or stands on shelves, while the precious porcelains are kept behind glass doors. She is held up | as a fearful example. Whatever you elect to collect, don’t go in for pitchers. They | will be an unmitigated nuisance to_you and a frightful bore to your friends.—FPhil- adelphia North America —_——————————— A Financier. | _“We will never surrender,” said | Filipino subordinate. | " “I don't know.” said Aguinaldo as he | pensively drummed on the table with his fingers. * “The rainy season Is upon us. | “What has that to do with our patriotic intentions?” “Well, T have learned a great deal by | judging these Americans. I have been wondering if we wouldn't make mor money by giving up this campaign an starting an umbrella trust.”—Washingto Star. — ee——— Mosquitoes in the Furnace. “Mr. Tompkins will be back in a mo- ment,” said Mrs. Tompkins to a city | friend who was spending Sunday in the country with them. “He has just gone down to fix the furnace— S “WWhat! In thése dog days?’ inquired the guest, in astonishmen . “Yes," was the reply “No, sir,” replied the young man with the eyeglasses. | The customer was about to go, when the young man stopped him. “We haven't any melons on ice” he sald, “but we have some under ice. It keeps them colder that way. Heat rises and cold descends you know. Will one be enough?” “I reckon it wi rejoined the man with the basket. “But I'm going somewhere else to get it. I don’t believe 1 can afford to trade at a grocery shop where they keep scientists for clerks. Afternoon sir.” —Chicago News. ctly or we service is free to customers. There is absolutely no reason why any one should . pay so-{ called specialists 825 or even § $5 for a truss that we fit and sell for $1.50. An ill-fitting truss is a bother and a curse, and if we cannot fit you we will tell _you so. We want no money that does not buy satisfaction. Trust us for trusses. the { 1128 MARKET ST. SAN FRANCISCO 10TH AND BROADWAY, Oaxtans | | | | i ‘he is going to