The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, April 7, 1899, Page 5

THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, FRIDAY, APRIL 7, 1899. ¢ appropriated $100,000 for the erection of a Nav: n Henry Glass, who has commanded the T Commandant of the school. service and for the past three months he has n of this wee Already been completed and the beach roadway bui t. ECERTR ua“ The New Building Soon to Appear on Yerba 1d was selected as the site best suited for the purposes Captain Glass is one of the most ex- the buildings that are to compose the training school. n of the school was awarded to Campbell & Pettus of this city, much has been done toward getting the !a.!SSi!ifiZfi82!6‘828388528823‘68283883882siSSSSfififi&&&&&&&&fi&fififiS&ififisfifififififiufiSSQ53883953583838888888288!88%32838883&8‘3338888828?‘ DESIGN OF THE NEW TRAINING SCHOOL. Z Mmam‘ ORILL WALL Y CEOALE L] % e al Training School The training ship Pensacola, which was brought down now anchored off -Yerba Buena Island. Captain Glass has exas and Charle to the building of the Training School. September. There are to be built a number of officers’ quart Glass and the seven officers who are to be his assistants in scheol _will continue to live aboard the Pensacola. “When it is finished it will be in every particular as ence can make it. The school will meet all requirements and been busy at work The Buena, Alias “Goat Island.” ship and is now busy superintending the enlistment of naval apprentices and matters pertaining He said yesterday that the school would be completed by In speaking of the school Captain Glass said: from Mare Island ten days ago, 1s established his headquarters on this 32&&82‘398332&8828282?3?38‘-’828‘.‘82328282388833828‘-‘&8932323282323282&82328‘-’83%82 ers. Until they are completed Captain the direction of the affairs of the nearly perfect as money and experi- it will be equal to the Training School ?OVD”’D’??’.”!.D)D,’?! » @ THE EMPORIUM. 1 THE EMPORIUM. ."’D’.i"".i.)i.% The Hindoo Sun Worshipers ¥ who arrived from Lahore, ¢ India, on the Nippon Maru last & Tuesday—the only people ofz their sect in America—will be @ in this store all day Friday and Saturday. Don’t fail to ¢ see these extraordinary people. ¥ Main aisle, near rotunda. [ EMPOREY GoldenRule Bazaar. CALIFORNIA'S LARTES T~ AMERICA'S GRANDEST STORE. Signorita Guer- itta, the favor- ite operatic so- prano, will sing at Saturday Night Concert. Send for the Emporium Economist, our Fully iliustrated Spring Cata- logue. e — ALL-DAY SprciaL SALES —- WEEAA LG ARG EARE AL B E W Biggest House-Furnishing Goods Sale of the$ yvear. The Feist Stock, bought by us at 50¢ ¥ on the doflar. New lines replace those which ¢ are daily snapped up by the eager buying crowds. 3 Better Bargains than ever to-day and Saturday. For Friday—A Splendid For Bargain Friday Only. Hdk’f Bargain. Men’s Hats, 75c. Did you see the Easter Bells made of | Men's Fedora handkerchiefs that form»d part of our | Hats, like pie- Easter display in the main aisle? Well, | ture, in two the 25 dozen Sheer Lawn Scalloped Em- | colors—-cedar broidered Handkerchiefs that it took to | and dark brown make those bells (the 12i5c kind) are | ..popular spring slightly soiled and creased—can’t go |shapes: regular back in stock—so we offer them to-day, | sizes 63; to Tsg—just ix dozen—while the M | | SEREEEELE B i 4 4 H > each.. .8C | lot lasts to-day (Friday), each.......25¢ @ picture shows, is unique, especially as regards its interior design. at Newport. A new impetus has been given to the naval system of training boys to become ‘the 2 (ostaeves —the lot won't last long). | ik & e many of the characteristics of a ship. It is the first building ~ men behind the guns,’ especially since the importance of good marksmanship was shown at s T T s b 2)- | Fridav Another Price-Cutting of ® t ed upon modern barracks principles, and it is the first devised ~ Manila and Santiago, where the economy of all the money that had been spent in teaching the 2 o ' ] - g g of sailors. The structure is classical in its design, especlally so for a young idea how to shoot was so tellingly emphasized. Nearly all of the men who sighted the 3| Bargain Friday Offering in G d le of architecture used is attractive to the eye. It is three hundred ordnance of the battleships and -cruisers with such terrible effect that the entire Spanish force 8| .‘? y e BeSt Percales. : 1 x . its main part containing the large drill hall on the lower flaor, with a afloat was annhilated in two battles, each of short duration, had been graduated from the appren- g3 | Children’s Shoes. Standard Percales—the well-known Mmoo ck above extending the entire length of the building. There are Wings at tice training ships. With the prospect of an enlarged the necessity for drilling men-o’-warls ., Ghildzens "Flack q “Merrimac” and “Windsor” makes—fully ng sixty feet wide, and which extend a hundred feet to the rear. These men from youth to maturity has materfally increased, and the Navy Department has lost ng & LOROe: g A 36 inches wide—best 12i¢c goods in the @ g hall, kitchen, bagroom, bathroom, lavatory, dressing-room, drying-room, time in expanding its well-proved tem to meet the demand.” s Chocolal!e\l_c: Kid Button Darie ol lEhE e p offices. The entire interior of the building is open to the roof, and there Captain Glass reports that apprentices are rapidly enlisting. The training ship Adams, which o Shoes, like pictura—fancy H Al 5 s ; S ; i et recently left on a five months carried 160 boys, and ths Mohican will also leave in the * | Tk B the kind for waists, dresses and wrappers & gallery, twelve feet wide, which extends all around the hall. All 2 = £ ve in the dotted silk cloth vesting i S - careaMG ataAlLn! Hth tHeTaingle i v for £ near future for a cruise and will y all the boys that have been enlisted up to that time. The &% —not a bad piece among them, and price W o lite on shiy, | died out with the single view of conforming as much Pensacola will remain here permanently as the receiving ship, and it iS on board this viiel thog 2 tops, turned sewed soles, for to-day only, per yar “C 5 life on ship. all applicants’ have to appear to be examined. & spring heels, a neat, dressy 0L 0Oy [ OT Y PO Y #“C g NN e s e e et 4 8iz 88 RNNNNNNaY % 88 glioe,Bizes & ko nRuLw RRR R R R AR R AR R demand for high-priced business proper- | ties, a prominent operator on the street said yesterday: “I don't agree with some | of my confreres that all this activity is | brought about by the few inches of rain that have been sowing smiles among the farmers. These properties have not been bought as a speculation but as solid in- vestments and by the coolest-headed business men of the city. It does not 000 MONEY 15 OFFERIG FOR AEAL ESTATE mean a boom; it simply means that the | busin fraternity is alive to the enor- | mous growth of Asiatic and trans-Pacific | trade that is already making itself felt. | It means that the wholesale district going back as nmear to the water front and the shipping centers as it can get, | and that instead of encroaching upon the | r district as it has of late years, it is going to spread scuth of Market in' as | rrow a line as it may along the front. an actual fact that it is easier to- t sell a piece of preperty at $100.00 n a piece at $5000. i i St- not_spaculatio Business Properties Have the Call. tricting of San F . frict Just as_the wholesale ts, o er g towns of the country are dis- THREE BIG SALES RECORDED | tricted”’ . SALES MADE LAST WEEK FESoes it The following sales were made by Easton, E ce & Co. last week: South of Market street property, near Ninth; SOUTH OF MARKET BUSINESS LOTS HELD AT HIGH FIGURES. $1200 proved property near First and Mission; perty on Seventh avenue, 114; $2000 treet property, near Second, 73x80 | near | Young, Sloss and Rudolph | street Spreckels Have All Bought and Will Erect Modern Build- ings Shortly. De ale- perty, near new depot; $5 acramento street, n 000. on Clementina street, proj ng 50. | ar Webster; WILL RUN AND JUMP. Tenth Field Day of the Academic | $7000. of San Fran- hbors is already Athletic League Will Be Held effect in the Saturday at Berkeley. ut 1','““h T“fi The tenth semi-annual field day of the b krgf"f;”““]da;gi Academic Athletic League of California will be held on Saturd. pril 8, on the cinder track of the University of Cali- fornia at Berkeley, commencing at 2 p. m. A larger number of entries has been re- ceived for the various events than in any former year and a close contest for first place is expected. The following entries have been made: TRACK EVENTS. ation in the values A number of big 1 recorded on the are in ne- e of culmi- are struck on Sat- | properties have not | i d"""f “‘f“f"; Special event, 100-yard dash, junior, for | and this week | G ummar School boys; first heat—Clark, Berke- d at fifty-vara G. S.; Ferem, San Francisco, G. §.; Vos- ed thousand aplece, with ng for properties that hrown on the market. burg, San Francisco, G. S. Nordwell, San Francisco, G. §.; Francisco, G. Second Kennedy, Morse, San Francisco, G. P, trict has been the | 1u0-yard dash—First heat—Abadie, and if indications | Manor, L. H. S.; Jacobus, P. H. south of Market | p. A H. S. rity as a commercial The two heaviest n_of properties of traffic that will Fe has established at the foot of Spear H Lyons, Kendall, C. CISEL IR, s 8 D H gan,'0. H. S., and Spencer, B. H. S. 12)-yard hurdle race—First heat—Thomas, U. L. H. S.; Cheek, O. H. has become the owner i 1 corner heat—Taylor, S. R. H. S.; Sumner, P. treets, which was Third heat—Hendrickson, C. H. S., » of the estate of 5, Pet. g ceased. The price | Half-mile run—Wililams, C. H. S.; Craig, | \d a competent au- | C. H. cCarthy, C. 8. M. A ate_world says it s, U, H. S.; Wyckoff, H. S.; Frederick, 4 Dobbins, B. H. §.; Cos- [ ard dash—First heat—Jacobs, P. H. S.; Boettiger, B. H. S.; Kendall, C. H. §.; He ley, U. H. S.; Wilcox, O. H. S. Second heat H. S.; Carléton, C. H. S.; § Chipchase, C. S. M. A. Manor, L. H. S. Mr. de Young to erect x-story building upon the he can return from the his plans drawn. It is the time he left on his de Young had had pective tenants, but it the Schmic PoAH. and tr hurdle race—First have b P. H. S.; Sturtevant, U. H. S. vorable location M: A. Second heat—Chaplin, ‘B, %8 wive bnes [isonSLs Bolles, Pet. H il Kruschki are predicting Eiirall T se prevailed upon S WCIbIE. i ds of either one or the other | Clough, O. H. S.; Druhe, O. H. g firms. P. S.: McMahon, P, H. B.; W movement south of | S.; Spencer, B. H. §.; Dobbins, B. H. S. | Jr. was yesterday | One mile walk—Williams, U. H. §.; Gleason, cold hundred thou- |/ L: S.; Karmelineki, L. H, §.; Trost, C. 5. er So-vars ot at {1 A Clifford. i BRI (31 Frederick, O. H. §.; Parks, Pet. H. S., and Merrill, B. H. S mont and Mission. | “Relay race between teams of six {rom Poly- | present occupie > | technic, Lowell, Berkeley and Oakland High 1 is owned by the Joshua | fefnnic: Works and Alfred O. FIELD EVENTS. ds were all ready yester- , but a defect in one of the & & postponed the SIgning | stipp, SH N Darr, | It is said | u s . A.; Curtis, 50 s the erec- | H. §., and Girvin, B. H. §. W propert High jump—Heniey, U, H. S.: Thomas, U. | action refuse | H. S.; Taylor, 8. R, H. §.; Carleton, C. il . their future plans | Cooley, O. H. S.i Cheek, &. H. §.; Kruschke, | e B oS T o~ | _Throwing the hammer—Estes, § N. 5. Probably the most notable transter of | Nuckolls, U, H. S Brown, T, H_ 8. Ron- | . k was effected by Shainwald, » 0. H. 8.; Volz, B. H. | & Co. in the sale of a plece of H 74:6x137:6 on the north line of H % 5. treet, above Powell, to Ru- 3 Y, Gado- | The purchase price was | gan, 0. H, H. S.; Chaplin, B. | lot sold begins at a point 197:6 | H. S. g Powell. It has a 74:6-foot |~ Puiting 12-pound shot—Nuckolls, U. H. S ** 60x60 feet on Elmwood | Kidd, L. H. §.; Hendrickson, C. H. S. Osbur Spreckels intends to |P. H 8 :PRO:ke;‘fflrsf- Psc!.ilfisFi}"zif's.l % one jand slee] store’ ntl H“z‘-’l."s.; Volz, B. H. S.; Boettiger, B. H. on his property as soon as | d preliminary arrangements | The abbreviations used are as follows he lot was purchased | ? H. 8., Alameda High School; A. U 4a University Academy; B. S. B IeTSminy eatw L | Scheot; B, 3 %, Berkeley High Scnoo * Is just at present nego- | 74" Boone's University Academy; C. §! of the Selby 50-vara lot | A “California School of Mechanical Art i at the corner of Main and Mission streets, | j's,, Central High School of Oakland; H. S the principals decline to state who | Hoitt's School; L. H. S., Lowell High Schoo prospective buver is or what the | M. H., Manzanita Hall; M. T. M. A.. Mou ice, but they admit that the sale is in | Tamalpais Military Academy: O. H. S., Oak- | th the general movement of the |land High School; P., Peralta Hall; Pet. H. 8., | wholesale district toward the water fron: | Petaluma High School: P. H. 8., Polvtechnic and south of Marke : | High School; P. A H. £, Palo “Alto High | M. Speck & Co. have also got in with | Schooli 5. 3 H. 8. San Jese High ol 8. the latest flurry anG have two of the big- | Kk H. San Refasl, L 8., Santa Rosa High School; S. N. mal School of San Jose; 8. M. 8., School; 8. H. S., Stockton High School Selbourne School; U. H. §., Uklah High School. Points in the above events are counted as follows: First place, 5; second place, 3; third place, 1. Relay race, first place, 10; second place, 6, and third place, 2. deals of the month going, onec com- ling an_expenditure of $70,200, the . Both sales are in the busi- | district and at present promise to | to a successful issue in the near | ne come future Iu speaking of the remarkable recent | might dictat S0 6 BRI 00 ¥o fedtoe e tte e e e T e X n kR e T e L e S0 o Y o OC‘OO@C@O@*OOCE SLRTOLIOLS put in a rate by way of Guatemala that would give him all’ the’ business that could bear transportation by that route, and he would not need to lose any money in the undertaking. The long water haul will enable him to put rates where no competitor other than the clippers that go around Cape Horn will be able to touch them. The contract of the Pacific Mail Steam- ship Company with the Panama Rail- road Company less than two years to run, and by time it expires Hunt- ington will have his Guatemala road from the Guif of Mexico to the Pacific Coast in shape for operation. Those who are familiar with Hunting- methods do not believe he will wield PRONOUNCED A CLEVER PIECE OF STRATEGY P Werfurl‘ influT’m‘p 'n’ the int s of . 3 . ates, but will use his cheap trans- Huntington’s Move in | s for the _purpose. of compelling h ilroad rivals to give up to him a larger share of business than he Low receives. As a result of Huntington's severance of connection with the Panama line it is highly probable that the latter will re- sume operations on an independent ba between the Pacific Coast and lantic, such as it was succe: ally | rying ‘on before its aggressiveness forced | the Pacific Mail into entering upon the | present arrangements. 5 HAS THE WHIP HAND OF HIS| Another motive for this latest stragetic move of Huntington lies-in the RIVALS. it will give employment to his News shipyards, as the new require several large steamers. Guatemala. DISCUSSED BY RAILROAD MEN | sis | the At car- TO REPRODUCE DAWSON. Gigantic Enterprise of a Company of Klondike Capitalists. Robert Blei, general manager of the Klondike-Yukon Paris Exposition Com- pany, arrived in this city yesterday from Dawson.’ The company of which Mr. Blef Is the general manager is incorporated Will Be in a Position to Get a Larger Proportion of Business and to Fix Transcontinental Rates. 1 Railroad men and shippers were large- . e ane Al with a “capital of $1,000.000, the most of 1;1 e?gflst d yesterday in discussing | which has been subscribed by leading Citle the latest project of C. P. Hunt-|zens of Dawson, Its object is to repro- ington to control the raflroad situ- | duce the city of Dawson at the Paris Ex. ation of the continent by means | POSition, or just outside the exposition of the Guatemala Rallroad. ac ro |Erounds. Every bufldmfi_in the northern Bten s b mining city will be faithfully reproduced It was generally con- ceded that the magnate’s scheme. to op- erate a transportation line between the Atlantic and Pacific seaboards by way of Guatemala would give him almost abso- lute control of the rate situation and that he could compel the all-rail transconti- nental lines to make any rates that he ght e. If they went counter to his wishes he would be in a position to full size and every feature of life, inclu ing mining operations, will be shown. Mr. Blei starts for Paris to-day, and when he gets the work fairly started will return to | this country. He is taking but twenty- five men with him, but expects to employ at least 1000. Two hundred Indlans and 500 dogs will be taken over to give the | city a true local coloring. Gold dust and | Klondike nuggets will be sold in the transported city. | | o 0O SO T OB B 6 BT SROTO GO S LT BO L Le @ REV. F. G. TYRRELL ' MAY LOCATE HERE West End Christian Chureh After a Dis- tinguished St. Louis Divine. g alC LRSI & LOL D LK HE West End Christian Church of San Francisco and the First Christian Church of Chicago are engaged in a friendly but spirited rivalry. Both are anxious for Rev. F. G. Tyrrell, at present pastor of the Central Christian Church of St. Louis, to fill their pulpits, with the chances of each about even. Rev. Mr. Tyrrell is a young man, a native of California and a graduate of the University of California, who start- ed out to practice law, but decided to follow in the footsteps of his father and preach the gospel. In the nine vears he has been pastor of the St. Louis church Rev. Mr. Tyr- rell-gathered together a big congre- gation and built up a reputation as an eloquent pulpit orator, which re- sulted in his receiving a call from Chicago as soon as his intention to resign his pastorate became known in the Windy City. Rev. Mr. Tyr- rell’s reason for severing his connec- tion with the Central Church is his desire to work in other fields offer- ing larger opportunities. He belleves it is not well either for the church or pastor for the latter to remain long in one pulpit. While the West End Church has not extended a formal call to the St. Louis divine, the board of trustees is anxious to secure him as pastor to succeed the Rev. Dr. Gardiner, who resigned last September on account of ill heaith and is now in Honolulu. The trustees fear that the church may not be able to offer sufficient inducements to a man whose reputa- tion is such that he can practically name his own price, but Mr. Tyrrell is coming to San Francisco during summer and will hold a protracted meeting under the auspices of the church. months in California attending a He will spend several reunion of the Tyrrell family at Ferndale and resting from his la- bors. His resignation of his present pastorate takes effect about the Ist of June. It is believed that Mr. Tyr- rell prefers the Pacific Coast to the East, and from the tone of his let- ters to the trustees of the West End Church the latter are hopeful that they will be able to meet his terms. They have been in correspondence with him for several months in re- gard to his proposition to hold a protracted meeting in this city in August, but it was not known until a day or two ago that he had re- ceived a call from Chicago. Upon receipt of that information the trustees immediately wrote to Mr. Tyrrell requesting him not to accept the call until he heard from them further. Mr. Tyrrell Is at present in Chicago. The Rev. Mark Willlams is tem- porarily occupying the pulpit, Ofiiiiii"ii'9)’?0’."’.99’*’““”".VFi".?i'Ui’;'itiri‘,v’)bf'iiliiii’i0”'99"’””"””’i'i‘i‘l‘".’i"""””"i”"'ii”" THE SCOTCHMAN A A HUMORIST AND A5 A LOVER Second of lan Mac- laren’s Lectures. PECULIARITIES OF THE RACE APPRECIATE A JOKE IF GIVEN | TIME TO DIGEST IT. Various Kinds of Humor Character- istics of Different Nations Enter- tainingly Defined by the Novelist. ““The humor of the Scot and the senti- ment” were described in a most enter- taining manner by Dr. John Watson (lan Maclaren) before a large and apprecia- | tive audience at the California Theater last evening. Barring a habit of lowering | X bl lfn-‘DflV'S Unusual Offerings in: |Drapery Material.$ | 500 yards first grade Silkoline Drapery ® yard wide—R colorings—white and ¥ | pink, whits and green, chocolate and fpink.and blue and white—will be offered | special all day Friday at, per yard.....5@ 8—sold regu- larly at $1.25; special for Fri- day only at..... ... 78¢ ¥ i S i T +* For Balance of Week These % - ¢ Grocery Specials. 4 Fancy Creamery Butter— g Full-weight 2-ib squaras for bal- ance of week. s .40c Postum Ce- real —makes “red blood "— large 25¢ packages ‘or three days..18¢€ Royal Ann Table Cherries—600 cans of @ extras—regularly 20c a can—while sup- @ ply lasts #5@ each, or 7 cans for. * Van Houten's Cocoa—14-lb cans—rezu- ¥ A Rousing Friday Bargain in Satin Duchesse, To more thoroughly introduce our spe cial make of Black Satin Duchesse that sails regularly at § the yard. This fabric made expressly for dress skirts, and is an extra value at $1.50. Tt is a soft, heavy and good-wearing cloth, with superb fin- jsh. We will place on sale a limited quantity of these goods to-day (Bargain Friday) only at, per yard. SARIGY GZAN. BUTTEA S R ‘:l ~ BEakdARS Bargain Fridav—Lalest Style Liberty Silk Scarfs. 20 dozen latest style Liberty Silk Scarfs—a good quality—2 yards long, with fancy tucked ends—choice assort- ment of colorings, comprising: 5 larly 48¢ can—for... - 42c Lavender Blue White | io Moro” Pure Olive Oil at the low- & Cream Mais Pink lest prices ever made in San Francisco— @ Gallon, regularly $2, for... $1.75 ¢ .80c ¢ Nile Regular value 50c and 75¢ each— to- day 33¢ | Half gallon, regularly $1.10, for g s ERua L Y b Bargain Fridav’s Great Offering m: For Builance of Week, : H | - - Tahie Linens. | Liquor Specials. 3 T e ey mrocsed German | Champion Bourbon Whiskey, 5 years W i)ix::“g pear! bleached—the: other an un- l old, fuil quart bottles, regularly §1 97“3' : eachad, Irish make—both 60 inches |- : - ....79¢ bled“-}igfxr Ilrel:r‘llerrsud::te 4sg[yzrd—ol:rs:lz Sherry Wine, our Thc per gallon qual- : G eyt ot 320 |ity, for balsnce of the wesk.......530 e S 5 Genuine A. V. H. Van Hoboken Gin, ¢ Don’t cverlook this item if you large black bottles, for 2 days, each...... . need table linen. R B 1.45 @ G BEAEAEEALES G EEE S5 EES GS4EES AESSEESEEEE 2 his volce at the close of a sentence until the final two or three syllables are in- | audible and his hearers have to guess at them, the noted author BAD FOR THE HARES. || ARGE SUMS TO LEND de! dialect, except when reading has a pleasing livery and is careful to avoid too much from his works. ist! that is evident even more from his 1 th: lan Maclaren has made the character- fcs of his countrymen, a life study: ectures an his books; Guick and while he is to discern the difference in their natures no! from the traits of other peoples, he does | t hesitate to draw comparisons, firm- Two Big Stakes Will Be Run Off on | On Updivided Interests on Estates. Saturday and Sunday at Union | Park. The Union Park Coursing Association held its weekly drawing Wednesday. The feature for Saturday is an open stake with eighty entries, and what is termed an extra stake with thirty-two entries. The draw was as follows Extra stake, thirty-two doge—T. A. Gaffney's - - 1 S. McCullough's Flashing 1y belleving that the Scots will not sufter | Sir John Arnott ke 8, MeCMlIgEl S Lo el by the showing. Nor do they. | Hiard Lines; Aeneid Kennel's Maid of Erin Born under the dull, gray clouds and|vs. B. Wood's (nam )_Black Night; Kay & nurtured by the strong east winds, sa; th Sc Jjest the consider: P! g Hering's Elmo vs. E sary, but if he finally became convinced | Fitomatsicis. Free Silver Boy: G. H. . Bur: that it was a jest nobody would do it feind’s Pastime vs. P. Ward's Ruth Ashmore; greater honor than he. J. ‘Murnane's Valley Mald vs. Hurley & Humor, said the lecthrer, covers a very | Rellly's Richmond Queen; P. Ward's Banner wide field, and its different phases are | Bearer vs. Hurley & Reilly's Expense; J. characteristic of different nations. 1t | O'Dowd's Clifton Lass vs. T. Sulllvan's Mald | one sought the most delicate flower of | of the Hill: J. O'Shea’s Mary Ann 2 humor, one must go to France. The | Maszinis Little Dorritt; Aeneid Kennels light, effervescent humor of the Paris. | Knapp vs. I McCormick's Woodbing: Gl lan was the acme of wit. At the same | Guloush's Magdalla vs. George 2 v ; 502 Ume, he asked, is it reaily safe to call | * Guen stane. eighty dogs—J. Deane's Conne- Wil humor? | Comb's FI Yosemite Ken- ““What 1 mean by wit is this: Two men | r Vs, harmen’'s Wait were riding together one day _through . W. F. Hobbs May vs. Cap- Paris. One was exceedingly bright and | tain Clarkson's Conqueror; J. Keenan's Fear clever, while the other was correspond- | Not vs. J. Keenan's Roval Bucl Ken- ingly dull. As is usually the case, the lat. Ll ter ‘monopolized the conversation. The Eaala K ennel's tal unendurable, when his companion saw a | V- man on the street far ahe: no bu whatever claimed the first man, go! lad ey ave been overheard at that distance?" hi ‘M. me_before. “I am sorry to say we have no claim to | nd id it was not surprising the Scotch loolil eir humor serfously. It might take a | otchman twenty ur hours to give a | fon he deemed it neces- | k of the dullard had become almost ; ad yawning— smothered yawn of soclef)‘. | large gape, with no attempt | at concealment. ‘Look, ex- | i We are overheard.’ | That story divides the sheep from the ats. 1 was telling it once to a Scotch | who Temarked: ‘How could they | dam.’ T replied, ‘that never occurred to | t the polite, t a good, a t's Eclipse vs. E. N. Kellogg's Lady Gil- ;r-:: . Murnane's Miss Dividend vs. J. Mec- Cormick's_ White Tip; Handy & Smith's Ben Bolt vs. J. O'Dowd’s Mission Tip:; Handy & Smith’'s Dauntless vs. Lord & Herbst's Rev ver; 0. J. Olsen’s Sunburst vs. E. Baumeister's L F Tic Tac: J. Byrne's Battle- ship vs. E M. Kellogg's Iowa Girl; F. Moran's False Flatterer vs. Milo Kennel's Rock Island King; J. Byrne's Nellie B vs. S. E. Portal's Bonnie Scotland; F. Moran's Snapshot Vi Pasha Kennel's Emin Pasha; Handy & Smith's Petronfus vs. J. H. Perrigo's Belle Seward; Pasha Kennel's Sylvia vs. H. Burfeind's Royal Prize; Russel & Wilson's Lady Emma ve. O'Shea’s Young America; E. M. Kel- logg's_Kid McCoy vs. Curtis & Son's Luxor; John Kerrigan's St. Gertrude vs. Courtney & Hoar's Douglass; Handy & Smith's Victor vs. Russell & Wilson's Lady Herschell; J. Byrne's wit, nor to John Bull humor, which is Eleven Spot vs. J. Byrne's Olympus; Yosemite fun. ~With a stroke of fun an English | Kennel's Beauty Spot vs. Yosemite Kennel's speaker will please an entire audience.| Wild Lassie: H. Deckelman’'s Glen Roy Had our own people the sense of fun our | '8, H. A Deckelman's Mira Monte: J.Rxgen; lives would have been better and our re- | n's Flyink Buck vs. Pasha iennel's Rod of ligion better. Nor do the Scotch lay any | Ash: E. Baumelster's O'Grady vs. claim to that irresistible dro_}‘ler)' of our Irish friends. ha; humor called | he humor of the American people is | rd to class, it is so varied; but there | is still another kind of humor that is most | intellectual and ironical, and irony is the | Son's Blackette; Daley & Siebein's The Exile vs. Lowe & Thompson's High Born Lady; I. Maher's Soubrette vs. H. Smith's Lottle M _vs. Rincon Swedish; Al Austin's Trinket vs. J. Mazzini's Beau Peep; J. Farley's Mystic vs. Fengler's Van Imp; Lowe & Thompson' Scot- humor of the Scctch. Irony is not genial; | tish Chief vs. James Deane's Gladiator; Den- what T plead for irony is that it is| nis & Porter's Interesting vs. P. J. O'Donnell's strong.”” | Swinnerton; H. Lynch’s Mystic Mald vs. A. The different kinds of humor were il- | Johnson's Tod Sloan . Kerrigan's Lalla lustrated in an inimitable manner by the | Rockh vs. T. F. an's Miss Grizzle; J. speaker, and after he had exhausted the | Deane's Moondyne Lowe & Thompson's subject he turned to the sentimental side | Prince Hal: J. O'Shea’s Burning Shame vs. of the Scot, reading many passages from | Milo Kennel's Victor King: Curtis & Son's his own works to bring out the strong do- | mestic affections and the intense love of | A. Massey's Hadiwist ve. Maud S vs. Handy & Smith's Victor Queen: H. A. Deckelman's nith's Jennie Wilson | D. Hooper's Kooiawn: | Kennel's | William | | Lawrence; J. Byrne's Mohawk vs. J. O'Brien's b i | Statesman: F. A. McComb's Royal Flush vs e R | E. Evatt's Vigilant; J. Farley's Rosalind vs. Floral and plain crepe, tissue paper, | J Segkerson s Candelaria; C. F. Brown's Nida i -.| vs. Daley ebein’s Shylocl v: G. J. 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