The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, November 10, 1898, Page 2

2 fHE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10 1898. INCIDENTS OF THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION LED THE ELEPHANT ON TO VICTORY| Major Frank MecLaughlin Tells of the Virtue of Truth and Hard Work. BY ALICE RIX. “T'll see,” door, Major McLaughlin is in He w ception om of the Republic: Committee at the Palace H littered with bits of d —a room torn eny tickets, men with election hes, butts and ats When he McLaughlin came muti cigar use our hou close of the battle, t to find expect vou the field quite ¢ ald the little boy at the |could go on naming nt away and left me in the re- | paper, | , with his hand- £ He opened the door | | work | T have gone into other room. “It's better,” he| said, “In here.” Is it?” I said, looking | Dear said the major, “It isn’t, ic? “Maybe it's quieter,” I suggested civilly. “Yes,” major, looking re- | lieved, * And, as for ap- ou know after a eat battle—" Dead wounded?” I inquired, and stepping over floor. They had been dropped there | Y carelessly, cartoons out, and I could see, here and there, the trunk or the tail of the elephant. “There he is, our friend th enemy!"” wered the major, laughing co tentedly. ‘Looks like a good deal it? . And hot that ammunition wasted, doesn’t vet why say wasted? K MAJOR FRANK McLAUGHLIN, Chairman | Republican State Central Committee. \ 1 a1l \ pile of papers on the | s before our Sen- ator— | “Putting them under obligations, as | it were?” Ji % 211, rewarding the understand. Then we | ped the State tirelessly and our any number of mer, nd! I couldn't pos- r any more. Besides, I'm ted in you just now. What | | mor: | did you do ‘Well,” said the major, slowly, “T be- lieve I kept up the organization. I ought,” he added, pausing, “to say we kept it up. This ci mtinu like a from the inter- mitted to mind ta | ¥ mv f interest. | against on ing the machin- | ponding with counties, | of our mitt com supplying th ign litera- | ture a word, the party spirit alive. Then I—o should say ve aided in furt ng the po- s of their constituents, | all tremendously suc- did I men- were nd, oh, by the wa cers cessful tion Perkins—Senator Perkins? He is one of the st e-getters in the party. .1y before it so long, you know, he has its confidence. Commu- nities have to be educated up to re- specting the younger men, but Perkins and Barnes and Knight are stand-bys | perfecting | into high places and ter | must not forget | assure them that they have my unboun | ed gratitude.” “Women do that part of It rather well, don’t they?” The major shook his head. “I rather thought gallant,” he said, con- fidingly. reputation in this campaign? a woman come into it. Last and the major cast his eyes to heaven—"Good Lord deliver ‘They nearly drove me mad! They talked prohibition to saloon men and railed agalnst the Pope to Catholics and brought Jew and Gen- tile both about my ears. This year I told the -boy at the committee room door to keep them out. I cautioned him to be polite but firm. I can’t refuse them myself,” added the major inno- cently, “and it wouldn't be wise either. | There is a great amount of bunkoing in | this game of politic You have to mile and look pleasant to everybody and then go into your closet and tear down the telephone two three times a day to relieve your feelings. I am | nearly exhausted”—and the major | stretched his splendid proportions in candid weariness. | “Well,” I said, rising, “I'm going | now.” i *‘Oh,” said the major, gallantly, | “don’t. I was speaking generally, you know." “Yes, I know. Tell me in parting are | you going to be United States Sen- tor?™ “Never,” said the major, “never. 1 | take up politics to-day as I would have | shouldered a musket in '60-'61—because | it is a man's duty to defend his country | against its enemies. 1 seek no office and would accept no nomination, but I | don’t mind telling you,” and the major | dropped his volce, “T've been taken up pted.” HENRY MARTIN WILL KEEP HIS PROMISES The Falstaffian Sheriff Will Faith- fully Serve the People Who Elected Him. Henry Martin, Sheriff-elect of this county, feels deeply grateful to the peo- ple of San Francisco for their confidence in having elected him to that important office. When seen last night the man of Falstaffian proportions said: “I am highly elated over my success for the rea- con that I owe it mainly to the hard work and unceasing efforts of my friends in my cause. I do not wish to appear egotistical, but I believe that not many men are blessed with more or better friends than myself, and this fact has stood me in good stead. Another cause which undoubtedly alded me was the superior organization of the Republican party, in itself no small factor in an elec- tion contest. Then again, enthusiasm for our gallant standard-bearer, Henry T. Gage, materially enhanced my chances. In relating the causes of my election I The Call, which really performed wondrous work in my behalf. “The contest throughout was agreeably conducted, and as to my opponent I wiil say that had I been defeated it would have been by a thorough gentleman in every sense of the word. He is ex- tremely popular, but the causes I have mentioned conspired to turn the tide against him. “I did_not enter public life for any gain attached thereto. I honestly believe that it is the duty of every man to serve the people who place faith in him, and any 1 should consider it a greaf honor. can only promise what I have reiter- ated all through the campalgn: I will en deavor to discharge the duties of the im- portant office to which the people have elected me to the best of my ability, and should T make any mistakes the fault | will be one of the head and not the heart. Again I thank all my friends who have assisted me in this contest, and can on! REPUBLICANISM WINS | our friend the enemy fired was fired, as I might say, in our cause.” “Ye “Why,” sald the major suavely, “you know only the truth counts in politics.” “No, I didn’'t know. Isn't that a rather new theory?” “Not with me,” said the major, “not with me. Truth and hard work are my political principles.” “Well, everybody is bound to admit that your political principles succeed. So that is the way you make Presidents and Governors and Kings, is it?” “17" said the major modestly, waving a deprecating hand with a large dia- mond glittéring on the littlz {inger. “Don’t you mean the Republican party?” “I don’t know that I do,” I replied. “Somebody has to drive the elephant. Who does that?"” “There’s the State tee,” murmured the executive committee and our stirring Republican orators, our spell-binders, General Barnes and George Knight— pur old reliables, they are—and among the younger men, Colonel Eddy and Central Commit- major, “and the Major Kyle and Mr. D. E. McKinlay— | they've done magnificent work! Then there is Judge Hart from Sacramento, who has given his valuable time for the glory of the cause, and there is James Alva Watt, who has had charge ot all the city meetings and conducted them admirably, and there is Paris Kilburn, the treasurer of the commit- tee, who has been simply indefatigable, end there’s Jake Steppacher, and I We had—let | patted his through every campaign. me see—" and the major Hon do you make that out?” | Well-kept hands thoughtfullv together; “we had over eight hundred speeches delivered during the campaign. And we | spent a great deal of money. We | had to go out and beg for it,too. Don’t forget that, now. Our late friend, the enemy there,” and the major kicked a | well-shod foot In the direction of the | fallen cartoons, “our dear conquered | foe was wont to loudly scream that we | had unlimited gold at our command | from the railroad, you know, and also | from: the East—the mystical East,| which is supposed to rain gold every | now and then into the other party's hands. Why, if we had had all the | money we were credited with,” and the major smiled a meaning smile. “we would have swept the State clean of Democrats.” “Then the Republicans are not so liberal?” “I am afraid that is the rock ahead on which the Republican party may split. of being the political wetnurge of the State. The idea that this committee was fairly rolling in tvealth became very popular and we were expected by all the other countles to provide the sinews of war. Even new members of this committee were bitten by the idea. Whenever a question of expense came up I could see the covert glance ex- changed in expectation of seeing the magic sack -brought out of a corner and deposited on the table in full view. It was only when it was explained to them that they had to get out and beg that they took a clearer view of the situation.” “And did tbey do {t?” ‘‘What, get out and beg? Yes they did, manfully.’ ¢ San Francisco is getting tired | IN EVERY PRECINCT | ALAMEDA COUNTY HAS FUL- FILLED ALL HOPES. Legislative Candidates and Congress- man Are Given Large Majorities. Oakland Office San Francisco Call, 908 Broadway, Nov. 9. The almost complete returns from Ala- meda County show that the following candidates have been elected: County Clerk, Frank Jordan (R.). Coroner, Dr. Mehrmann (R.). urer, Arthur Feldler (R.). sor, 'H. P. Dalton (R.). ar Rogers (R.). District Attorney, J. J. Allen (R.). Auditor, Cal Ewing (R.) Tax Coilector, James Barber (R.). Superintendent of Schools, T. O. Craw- ford (D.). Recorder, A. K. Grim_(Ind. Rep.). Public Administrator. B. C. Hawes (R.). Surveyor, George L.. Nusbaumer (R.). Supervisor, Second District, J. R. Tal- cott (R.). Supervisor, Third District,W. H. Church ) Justices of the Peace—city of Oakland, J. W. Stetson (R.); Mortimer Smith (R.); dakland Township. J. Quinn. The lerislative ticket ciected is: Senator, Frank W. Leavitt (R.). Senator, F . Taylor (R.). A McKeen (R.). . Willlam McDonald (R. oseph Knowland (R. Joseph Kelly (R.). . 3. A. Bilss (R.). . H. E. Wright (R.). Hon. Victor H. Metcalf elected over J. Aubrey has Jones by a majority of over 6000. In this county Tom Scott (D.) for the Board of Equalization has a small ma- (R.) een jority over the Repubiican candidate, Brown. The figures are missing from a few precincts. So far returns give Scott 9122 and Brown 8785, For Secretary of State Curry with pre- cincts aggregating about 500 votes not yet returned has 9059 and Thompson 8827. OAKLAND, Nov. 9.—The returns from over Maguire B —— SPAIN PROMISES TO PAY HER TROOPS Blanco Says Six Million Dollars Will Be Sent to the Soldiers in Cuba. = Special Cable to The Call and the New York Herald. Copyrighted, 189, by James Gor- don Bonnett, HAVANA, Cuba, Nov. 9.—It {s an- nounced that through the efforts of Cap- tain General Blanco Spaln has promised to send $6,000,000 to pay troops now in Cuba. This being true, further difficulty in embarking the troops is not likely. The American Commission has reason for believing that an agreement with the Spaniards will be hurried by the result of of yesterday’'s elections. For some rea- son it was believed here that a Demo- cratic sweep in the United States would have benefited the Spanish cause. General Butler is so convinced that an agreement will now be speedily arrived at that he is preparlng to take a short trip home. SANTA CRUZ DEL SUR, Cuba, Nov. 9.—At the session to-day of the Cuban Assembly_a resolution was offered by Gonzales Lanuza detailing how the Cuban army can be disbanded. There was an animated debate on the question by Manuel Sangullly, Gonzales Lanuza, Freyre Andrade, Juan Guallberto Gomez, Porfiro Valiente, Rafael M. Portuondo and Calixto Garcfa. All are in thorough accord that the army must be’ disbanded as soon as possible, The Cuban army I8 in a bad condition, It has no clothes, shoes nor money, and little food. To disband the men in_this condition means disorder and brigandage. Manuel Sanguilly said: “The matter must be looked square in the face. As long as the army is under Aarms it is a standing menace to peace and “but do you know I've lost my | T would CONGRESSMAN-ELECT EUGENE F. LOUD. 573 { C1BEITTL My own succ subservient to agrarian sentiment which drew largely from of the people. Personally, T am satisfied that tion to make com policy of President McKinley. GOOVVLOOVVVCUTALVOBGOOVODT good order. Plantation owners and ha- clendados are afrald to commence work | while affairs remain in this condition. The American Congress responded to the world for the preservation of peace and order, and 1 have faith In that promise. Since’ the protocol has been signed be- teen the Unjted States and Spain gnd American troops re begifning to occGpy the country there is no necessity for an army, and the quicker the men return to | their occupations the sooner Cuba will recover her normal condition. A commission will be selected to go to Washington to lay the situation before President McKinley, so that, if possible, scme action may be taken by the United States to relieve the situation. General Calixto Garcia will probably be chairman, and other members most prominently spoken of are Manuel Sangullly and Gon- zales Lanuza. SANTIAGO DE CUBA, Nov. 9.—The an- nexation of Cuba has begun in perhaps the best way. Sergeant W. H. Campbell of the Second Immunes was married to- day in the Governor's palace to Senorita Rafaela Perez. Other marriages between Cuban girls and American soldiers are soon to take place. GOVERNOR BLACK MAY BE CHOSENM SENATOR Friends Throughout New York Are Strongly Advocating His Election. NEW YORK, Nov. 9.—Before the clouds of the stormy election have fairly blown away friends of Governor Frank 8. Black all through the State are uniting in a demand that he be sent by the Republi- can Legislature to the United States Sen- ate as Mr. Murphy's successor. It is as- serted that Governor Black would not only be proud thus to represent his party but that he is well fitted for the pos 1 would be a historic record at a ington. The Governcr declines to discuss the movement to secure his nomination. There is reason to believe that the Gov- will have the vigorous support of evelt should he decide on an s for the position. ernor Colonel Roo: active canv UNITED REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AMERICA Nicaragua, Honduras and Salvador Organize Their New Federal Government. Spectal Cable to The Call and the New York Herald. Copyrighted, 189, by James Gor- do1 Bennatt. PANAMA, Colombla, 'Nov. 9.—The Herald’s correspondent at Managua, Nicaragua, cables that the Federal Gov- ernment of the United Republic has been organized at Amapala. The Cabinet is: Secretary for Foreign Affairs, Dr. Joa- uin Sanson of Nicar: a; Minister of the nterior_and Public Work Senor Jose Maria Reina of Honduras; Minister of Finance, Dr. Camilo Arevalo of Salvador, and Minister of War and Justice, Senor Severo Lopez of Salvador. CHILEAN MINISTER TO ARGENTINA RESIGNS Disagreement With the President Also Leads to Another Cabinet Crisis. jal Cable to The Call and the New York e i Copyrighted, 1608, by James Gor- don Bennett. VALPARAISO, Chile, Nov. 9.—Senor ‘Walker, Chilean Minister to Argentina, has resigned. There is also another f,.ab« inet crisis, the Ministers of Public ‘Works and Forelgn Affairs having resigned be- cause of the former's serious disagree- ment with President Errazuriz. The com- mission of filve members to settle the Puna Atacama boundary dispute has not yet been appointed. ihe eputies be- gan the discussion of the Chile-Argentina protocol yesterday and probably it will be passed to-morrow. GAGE CARRIES SONOMA. Thompson, for Sec;etary of State, Has a Majority Over Curry. SANTA ROSA, Nov. §.—Partial returns from Sonoma up to 10 o'clock to-night give Gage and Neff a majority of 200; Colgan, “ontroller, 600; Thompson, Secretary of g?:te, 400, Seawell, Congress, 550; Sims and Cowan, Senate and Assembly, are by ' several hundred majority; gffi:“’smyflm 400 majority: Fulton, Coun- ty Clerk; Woodward, Treasurer: Dowd, in the past campaign came from the same causes that insured the success of the Republican ticket. are tired of this persistent cry of<the opposition that conditions must be completely overturned and that all business interests should be splendid administration of President William McKinley, a sentiment the conservative, patriotic Nine-tenths of our people believe that the policy of the present ad- ministration is both wise and conservative and for the best interests ularly outside those who have been disappointed in not securing pub- lic office, believe my general course the people at large. My majority inSanta Clara County is about fifteen hundred greater than it was two years ago. strates that the people in that county have seen the benefit of Re- publican legislation, particularly in the direction of a reasonable pro- tection to their large fruit interests. arisons between the years 1894-95-96 and 1898, and everything is favorable to the latter. The people of California are satisfled means an era of better times to this State, as they can be assured that such success means a continuation of the wise and conservative f=g=2-2=RReRuRRegFoPoPegegey=FeFaFoguRagegegeTaga3aFagaFuggog X sor; Wright, Auditor and Recorder; A!s:fl Minnie Coulter, County Bup_erlntem- First—The people Second—Satisfaction with the Democrats. the majority of the people, partic- has been for the best interests of This probably demon- The people are now in a posi- that Republican success EUGENE F. LOUD. pugeugeeReTaRuTuFaFuy TaguTcFaTuRaTuFageFagoFeguge] ent of Pearce, visors. SAN BENITO RETURNS. Maguire Carries the County by Two * Hundred and“Forty-Three. HOLLISTER, Nov. %—Complete re- turns: Maguire's plurality 243, Castle 915, Needham 766, Arnold 732, Toland 916, Blackstock 702, Dryden 942. Incomplete on Supreme Judge: Conley’s plurality 350, Van Dyke's 17. Carglll's (R.) majority for Assemblman over Ware (D.) 231 County officers: Sheriff, J. J. Croxon; Clerk, J. G. Piratsky; District Attorney, L. Hudner; Assessor, G. McConnell; Treasurer, John Welch; Coroner, C. Hop- ft; Supervisors, A. H. Fredson, Wil- llam Palmt: hools; oroner; Webber, City Attorney; two Dembcratic Super- b It doesn't hurt a nickel when the street car conductor knocks it down. A woman with a low, sweet voice al- ways wears a low hat at the theater. The good measure of the vegetable dealer should always come out on top. Time is money, so ’tis said, and yet lots of fools throw away money to kfll time. Spiritualists may tip the table, but the fellow who tips the waiter fares the best. Woman is a fair sample of divine contradictions. A wrathful answer doesn’t always turn away soft people. ‘Women of fashion are invariably in love with themselves. The easier a man is to approach the harder he is to get away from. It always hurts a young man a little when some girl he knows tells him she is engaged. An old bachelor says the difference between firmness and obstinacy is merely a matter of sex. Men may philosophize better than women, but the latter are more suc- cessful in reading the human heart. Nature must have been preoccupied when she put long hair on hunting dogs and filled the woods with burs. The average woman actually belfeves that if she had been in Eve's place Adam would still be the head gardener of Eden. —_————— A HORSE THAT WAS RUDE. A funny thing ha.gpened at the corner of Ridge avenue and Twelfth street yes- terday about noon. A patient old horse was standing close to the sidewalk in the shaft of a truck wagon, with his soft old nose turned toward the door of the house at which his master was doing a_little bargaining as to the price of cabbages. About this time a man walked up and just brushed the horse’s nose with his sleeve. “I beg your pardon,” he safd, po- litely, “but would you direct me ' to Twelfth street?’ Whether the old quad- ruped knew that he was standing on that &‘horoughfara or not, he made no reply. he man repeated the question, with the same result. He then got angry, and the amusement of the passers-by could not be suppressed when he addressed the quiet old horse thus: “Well, you're the most ill-mannered beast I've met In a long time, to refuse to direct a biind man along the’ street.”” Then the truck dealer came along, and, apoiogizing for the rude- ness of his horse, put the blind man in the way he wanted to go.—Philadelphia Press. R S S THE SUNSET WAS NOT NATURAL. That same evening we walked down to the lake and witnessed one of the most glorfous sunsets I have ever seen. The turqueise tints of the sky and the feathery clouds of red with their silver edges were something beyond descrip- tion. For a moment I forgot the pres- ence of the champion kicker, but he brought me back to the world, the flesh and the devil when he said, “Quite a sunset, but it would be prettier and more natural if those pink clouds were not so awfully pink. No artist would ever paint a sky like that, for it fsn't natural.”—Iron Age. _—e——— “Ma, Mr. Boxer was speakin’ about pa’, ettin’ a medal for the way he mu;n?‘.,‘i antiago, an’ he sald pa wasn't a natural- rn fighter.” ‘What else did he say?"’ H.i;imd pa acquired it all since he was marr] *", “Well, you just run right over to Boxer's’and tell him I want to see pim os uick as he can get here."—Cleveland lain Dealer. . b —_—e——— %'o Cure a Cold in One Day tive Bromo Quinine Tablets. refund the money If it falls to genuloe has L. ‘. Q o Faeiats 1o & . “The each faReRe3aRaFageR=TuFuToTeR o RaRaFoRo a1 disappointment. for the Mayorality. cal way. felt thanks. Scott was perhaps the most devoted dog lover that ever was. Any one who h ever read Lockhart's “Life” will readily admit this. “Scott and his dogs' is a well-known picture, and has become a well-known phrase Who can forget the descriptions of 1 Maida? It was Camp who once nd was red igdeed, heard the word “‘baker he most the table in the most dire distre: Scott felt Camp's death acutely, It is sald that on the evening of the sad event himself from attending a din- {'\l‘(\(“nfi' ae hi apology ‘“‘the a dear old friend.” was, if possible, even more be- loved. She was a_cross betwen a wolf and a deer hound. Scores of artists painted Maida's likeness. Once a friend of Scott’s picked up at Munich a common snuffbox, price 1 franc, with Maida for a frontispiece, and the superscription, *“‘Der lebling Herr von Walter Scott,” showing how far the fame of the dog lover had traveled. Maida died of gheer old age. The well- known epitaph for her grave by Lockhart ran thus: “Maidae hic] * menttoned marmorea dormls sub imagine Malda, Ad fanuam dominf sit tibi terra levis.” h\\'mch Scott translated into English us “Beneath the sculptured form which late you wore Sleep soundly, Malda, at your master's door.” —Westminster Review. S e CHEAP POSTAGE TO ENGLAND. Letter to the editor of the London Times. The telegram stating the desire of the American Government to inaugurate penny postage with ngland will be read with general satisfaction. It is only hat this great branch of the Eng- aking race of the world should not ing us in this new departure ted in your leading a-ticle -3 R R R AR =R R -F-F-E--R-F-R-F-R-F-R-R-R=R-=E=R SRR CHARLES L. PATTON SATISFIED WITH THE SHOWING HE HAS MADE I am not enough of a practical politician to say just what causes have led to my defeat in this campaign. The result to me is not all a 1 entered the canvass at the earne: intimate friends, who entertained the belief that I v man my party could put forward: That belief has been in a measure Jjustified by the large number of votes polled for me, larger, I bélieve, than has been polled in many years for any Republican candidate Thousands of citizens to whom I wa vass commenced testified their confidence in me in the most practi- To them and the friends who supported me I retur =3 [=3-3-F-F=3=3cF-3-F=FcF:FcR=R-F-F:-3:=FeFeFug TR FoFuFeFeFogeFaFeTeFx] SIR WALTER SCOTT'S DOGS. | asual way, without crawling | { W s ago, It frees me from considerable em- barrassment_because for some time to | come New York must be the port for Canada, and our enemies did not fail to point ot the difficulty and even absurdity of ablishing penny postage with Canada and twopenny-halfpenny postage with the United country our English letters would have to pass to Canada. Those of our friends who said they would only support me if 1 confined my efforts to obtaining imperial penny post- age were not aware that (in my opinion) there are more British-born subjects in | States—through which | the United States than in Canada, Aus-| tralia and Africa. At all events, these figures are worthy | of consideration; Total number of letter: sent from the United Kingdom to United States last year, 11,500,000; number sent to the colonies of Aus- tralasia, Canada and Africa last year from the United Kingdom, 10,880,000. It is curious, too, to notice that the esti- mated loss to the British Government by the. establishment of penny postage to Amerféa will amount to exactly the same sum as that to be incurred by the estab- lishment of imperial penny postage—viz., about £75,000 for the first year. I have calculated a loss of 1i2d per letter on 12,000,000 letters. The whole of this money could be saved if the postal authorities would have the courage to put on a sensible foundation the question of the cost of carriage of the mails to America. We g‘ald last year £108,000 for the service. hirt?' thousand pounds would have been ample. The cost of a first-class passage to America, including cabin accommodation and food, is £20. The charge for convey- ing the same weight of letters as the pas- senger weighs is £37 10s. The cost of conveying an equal weight of newspapers is about £3. I commend this problem to the attention of our excellent man of business, the Postmaster General. J. HENNIKER HEATON. Eaton Square, Oct. 20, ——e——————— RESURRECTION OF THE BODY. Robes of scarlet and purple, maroon, mauve, green, white and black swarmed in St. Paul's Cathedral last evening, when the thirty-fourth anniversary of the Guild of St. Luke the Physician was celebrated. These dazzling garments were the stats trappings of several hundred medical men and women, the latter, however, being “ st solicitation of the strongest a stranger when the can- 'n heart- ] o o o & =3 =4 < o <o = o o o f=d o <& CHARLES L. PATTON. f=d o < small part of the band. It was hat 1000 doctors were present tion ght with them 1500 allies. f 1 preached the sermon, the true view of the s overlooked for h oul and spirit, cou art from the bos a time hen science rather mocked at the possibility of a resurrec- T f but that, At le; the t, le to conc existing withc 80, ¥ ive of the body and s t one another. That being prospect was open He might say that skill were stamped on frames, to be carried by . _This might seem im- doctor who took such feel a higher sense of re- bility. §peaking of the ‘medical onary ege contemplated by gulld, the Bishop said It would be of llyx;? calculable hene to the mission cause. among the heathen and teach them by practice more than precept that their bodies were cay being ra an unknown height of glory w: ject worthw n m of hi certain human them into eterr aginative, but the a view would fe nsibil a spo ¢ an ob- of the deep interest of the 1 medical profession, ar of all who thanked God for the high standarfl of the stry, and (felt, as ry it the medical at- best friend. —_——— WANTED HIS FAC FIXED.” A man approached Magistrate Brann in the X Market Police Couft to-day shortly after the se on ened and said, “Chudge, I haf been victim of an outrage.” “What Is the outrage?” asked the Mag- istrate. The man then pointed to his One end of a long, wavy there, but the other end “I haf here der evidence as he laid a bu f in front of the te. r_years and years I haf growed dot mustache. My Morris Glickman. I am a respect- 1 vorks by der shop of Morris at 194 Chrystle s et. On he grabe der scissors vile al shop and he cuts off der end of m upper lip. mustache wi W missing. aid the man r on the des istrate. “Vat can you do?" said Gli come to der court to get jus relief.” “I am sure’ relief you know what kind of aid the Magistrate. ould not be said Glick- " sald the Magistrate Roundsman O'Brien, ‘s there any who can fix his face around here?"” “P'll find out,” said the roundsman. Glickman, a' few minutes afterward, was escorted tg a side room, where he was told to lay his head on a_table. Then a lawyer produced a jackknife and after considerable sawing succeeded In cutting off the remaining side of the mustache, There still remained a stubby growth of hair on his upper lip, but it was evenly to one | distributed. Glickman was then allowed to look In a looking-glass, and he wept as he said, “Oh, my lovely mustache vas gone!” He wanted Magistrate Brann to issue a warrant for Davis' arrest. The Magis- rate told him to seek a remedy in a civil court.—New York Sun. —_————————— Don Jaine, son of Don Carlos. and helr to his pretensions to the Spanish crown, now in service in the Russian cavalry, was educated at Beaumont College, near dsor. One day an English boy was seen kicking the young Prince, and was asked by one of the masters what Don Jaime had done to merit such treat- ment. ‘‘Nothing, sir,” was the reply, ‘“but you see, he may become King of Spain one day, and I should like to be able to say that 1 had once kicked the King of Spain.” e, “What is a secret, Aunt Nan “A secret? Well, a secret is something awfully interesting that nobody has ever told anybody, but everybody ~knows."— Detroit Free Press. CONGRESSMAN-ELECT JULIUS KAHN. o & of President McKinley. The election of at from California who will act in harmony with ¥ the administration will undoubtedly be of great benefit to our State. As for myself, I shall stand with the President in his policy of 1 believe in the upbuilding of our trade with he Pacific as well as with the courtries of the Orient 14 and of Central and South America, and I shall exert myself to $ further the commercial interests of our State. In fact, I shall work untiringly and unceasingly’ to promote the & weltare of our people, and I want my constituents to feel that I am i worthy of the confidence they have renosed in me by electing me as © members of Congress =3 & territorial exp £ the islands in t ansion. b $ their representative. éfifi(flfififlfiflfififififlflnflfiflflfifiqfifififinfififififln The people of the State of California have spoken. They have O declared in no uncertain terms that they indorse the admimstration least six Republican JULIUS KAHN. fe3e2etatugatagafedufugeFugegagal