The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, January 2, 1897, Page 9

| | and shaped like a commen Hubbard| squashb: It contains five cells, each holding five to ten beans. While a‘tree will begin POLICE SERWIE ing and protestion from cold, wind and excessive heat. At eight years they come in full bearing, and live for nearly half a | ceritury. As the trees blossom and fruit continuously, the -beans’ may bé gathered av any time, but it is usual te harvest . | themin June.and December. Thesecrops |. X . are known asthe harvest of-St. John and Senator Bert Will Try to|cbrictmas. o L s The nativis carefully cut out the ripened e L. ods with- knives affixed to long poles, Get Justice for Do | Bafiar o pruning hooks. The po s lie in i | piles for.a day or two, are then opened, the tectives: Feid juics s allowed:fo dratn away, and the | | beans sweat or .cure, the fernrentation be- G e ling carefully. governed, one of the finish- | g toiiches. belng burial in the ground. 3ail i i When- aiter some two days of curing the Bailiffs in -Police Courts Earn | j¥ier sie% S oMt a mood artil More . Than - Expert | show’an attractive reddish brown.color.— | . 7| Tribune. g Officzrs. HUMOR ‘IN . EPITAPH Newly.Compiléd Specimens of ‘Church- yard Curiosities. e In the.churchyard of St. Joln, Worces- ter, is ‘an. epitaph which, if brevity is the | soul of wit, has high claim-.on- that char-| | acter: - 1 st -in police | politicians over | Detectives” Fees Are the Same as- They Were Under the 0 d: Vil Ordinanc:s. age ionest John ’s dead and gone. Here are some miscellaneous grotesques: | Herélies me.and roe daughters, Brought here by uxin ¢ Cheltenbam Waters. 12 we hid stuck 10 Epsons sal We wouldn's be in these bere veul s. From a-New Hampshire churchyard: There is considerable i circles and among -loc some proposed 1 for the good | and’ welfare of rtment: Captain | Whittaker -and. others of the (mient feel quite sanguine that | bé’ done this year. ~ They | To all my friénds I bid adieu, ‘A moré sudden death you never knew. 4 1 police dep something have received encouragement from many As T was leadin; She kicked, and On an E; are 10 drink, icker'n & wink. lady will illed Tennes: arly ffom people who did | sources, p not previously .understand the small-pay | - She'lived a-life of Viriue, and died of cholera < Gonypared ‘with: | MOEDUS, caused by ea o fruic, in_hope of.a of cer o &S COMPpAN 2| blessed immorality arly ageof 21 years7 | the pay previiling in “other “Cifies” of | months &nd 16 days. keader,~Go thou and do likewise.” for sim1lar services. | bitl'that seeks to putthe police force | ust basis .is.in' the hands of Eugene Bert and’.will be intro- | ced-early in the session. It seeks toin- | The following was composed by ‘three Scoteh friends 1o whom the persons com- memorated had feff a legacy, with the Hope expressed that they. woula" :onor him by some records of their regrets. ' The crease the pay of six police captains and |first friend composed thé line which nat- teen police “detective officers ‘from $125 | urally opened the epitaph $150 & montb, to_increase the salary.of | Provost Peter Pattersoi was Provost of Dundee. 1 be captain of detectives and of the Chief | The second added: of Police to a sum more adequate: Provoss PR Pacterson; hare e ne. It is a singular anomaly that, under the | . 50 patchwork system established by the son. | - The third could suggest noother conclu- solidation adt; it is possible for an untu-{3OM NG e o b { tored patrolmen to rise suddenly to'a posi- | i, . 0 S onouth Halleluiee | tion more rémunerative than that of the | The following must be taken as a fling captain of detectives, who gets but $150.a | 8¢ & noble profession: { month. . .A lucky patrolman ‘with a pull Here lles the corpse of D, Chard, | Wito filled the half of this churchyard. |~ | may become a lieutenant in & year or two of $140 a- month, whereas such | ~This i¢ as bad as the unkind- hint -con- mers-as have served 10r twenty years'| veyed in tte following,in.a churchyard | near Newmarket: { as faithful and competent -detectives get Here Ijes the body of Sarah Sexton, Who neverdid aught 10 vex ¢ Not like. the woman under the nextstone. - | istency may-be here Judges seen in the police ‘courts, withous experience may, if elected, get Domestic troubles ha: been laid bare $4000. Theil s get $250 a month and | on_ the tombstone from the. timé of tne | their bailiffs §150. On the floor just above | Greeks'and Komans. . Here is apiecs of | that where the bailiff wields his great | atrocious- doggerel tc. be. seen in. Selby nd_for the good of and tried detective in pwers of the bod churchyard, in Yorkshire: Here lies my wife 111 said 1 regr a sad sl d her 1-s] torn and a shirew; - | 55 uid 1€ too, SOCALISH FAOM - ACHNSTIN VEW This the ‘Interesting Theme " of the Rev. W. D.- -~ P Bliss, | Begioning © Sunday He. Will Deliver a Course of Lec’ " -tures Here. : As a Pr,aat‘:her.gnd 'Lécl\ixer He Is Highly® Recommended by -R- ligious - Authority. There will combe ‘to’this Cify this even-’ ing from Los Angeles a man widely known as -the -exponent of Christian socialism: vew logand board structufes, comprising about forty buildings in all. Of these oneis arailroad station, one isa emall store, two are small hotels, one is a sawmill, six are good-sized sporting camps, eight are frame houses with shin- gles and clapboards on them, and the rest are primitive log eabins, with splits for roat?ng. spotted poles for floors and bough- for bedding. : One-half of the male inbabitants are either guides or lambermen, partly both, one quarter -are millnands who saw spool bars and” dowels at .Perkins' Siding, and the remainder are section-bands and other employes who work for the Bangor and Aroostook Railroad. Though no census was ever taken of the place, there are about 200 people who live here the year round. Among them are some 25 women and pearly 40 children. This is when the population is’ at low ebb. In July, when the West Branch drive comes down, the populatien swells to 400 or 500, and after -open season for big game begins it often reaches 1000 souls, besides Indians.” Having grown without governmental restraint from one log camp to its present proportions. inside of three years, Nor- cross has made itself the most anomalous community on eartb. It is not a town. 1tis not even: a plantation, On the old survey maps it is named Indian- town- ship No. 3, 80 called by the surveyors to distinguish it from. Indian “townships | Nos. 1and 2. Thé name of Norcross sig- ifies nothing. It was s6 called in order to locate a station for a railroad and a postoffice for-the hunters. ? Though property that cost $500,000 is | trore: and Fiaible, he Assessor and. Tax | Colleetor never visit the place. The chil- ) the District Attorney’s uffice, | 125, The interests he hsnales are | d to none, for the safety ‘of human | { the protection of property- may ity and: attention to | . The following, which-frequently appears | in collections of epitaphs, are not credited | to apy locality, and may be rere wander- | ing bits of epigrammatic misogynism: | This dear littie spot s the joy:of my life; | I rases my flo my wite: | 40 yez! o'yez!” and | 1 the” janitors to keep. the | lean —a service rated as worth.| the intricate may. | 5 per month’more than the detective whose- skl Therefore T cannot come-to thee; For I must go-and live with she. | | convict or acquit a Durrant, or rid the | My wife's dend, and Iy ol a b of- garroters and | i\n mau laugns, 4 n he: b works 1w ree | Where she’s gone, or ho . b oor three Nobody knows, atid nobody car. s. but the vigilant dececu Here Tiés my. poor ‘wife, withoit bed ‘or bianket, But dead as a door. natl, and God be thankit, In‘the following the tables are turned : Here lies the body of Mary Ford, Whiose soul, we tust; 14 with-the Lord} as if for héll she’s chaniged his life, Tis bettes than being John Ford's wite: Tntentional drolleries - frequently - take the form of puns.. Among these should rank the épitaph.of Mr.. Foote of Norwich: lies one Foote; whose death many thousands | ingent fund | 10 such: fund | ew York there is.a con for detectives, but there i en I went to said a Here_if we meet a New id'nim in a case or invite it comes out of our.own | Her | For Deatti b of the new mieasure are that_salaries for simi ies of the. country th now oné 100t within the grave; | and the one on Mr. Box: | Here lies one box within another. | The one of wcod was very good: | We canno: say so much for t'other; also the famous one of Sir John Strange: ce captains and d cers of San Francisco are to-day Here lies an ost lawyer, the same salaries they got in | Thas is Strange! %51 The new bill proposes to make tbe | A “happy conceit” it was. doubtless.| es a littie higher, leaving them stiil | thought in 1860, to write over a member of | lower than the salaries paid -else- | Parliament named White: e. ELECTION- a burning, shining light, | Herelies agon tions, all alike were White! | Whose name, iife ET POVERTY. The following is by Swift on theKarl of Kildure: Wearing *‘the Worst Suit of Clothes " S e Shoe ‘Who killed Kildare ? Who dared Kildare to kil ? k= SERDL > Sosanatuhod s S0 Death kiiled Kildare—who dute kill whom he will. He was e most disreputdble-looking ¢ as he boarded the streetcar and Her the fir: ¢ a few miscellaneous examples; on.a Mr. Fish: forlorn and sor ow-stricken in one cor- | wormsare balt for fish: bus lére's a sudden change: | There was an unlighted cigarette be- | Fishis r Worms- ot that passing strange ? 7 his fing ud he looked nomanin | On William Button in'a churchyafd Suddenly his face lighted upas a | nesr Sanbury: ) zot in and settled to read |~ O sun, moon, stars and ye celestial poles; Dtk Wi ni St J Are graves, ihen, dwindled o0 Bution-holes? e weil-dressed mian and:| 5 ook him oft, who Took o alf.the weild: zbtly as #0!d man, so glad | Nd than, Is the satirein the. following examples tes the New: York Prews: | jntenional? 3 3 h‘:‘"\““'on’.ye" had drunki Maria Brow wife of ' Timothy Brown, aged. 80 > bill-tops’’ together, but She jived- with her husband fifiy years e D6 Hookervat s d'in the confidnt hope Of & hettes 1e. he. filthy’linen and _the | lies’ Bernard " iigbtfoot, who was acel- | iy Jlied in the forts-iifth vesr. of his age..| lie'man who greeted hin you? - Where haveyoi monument - was - erected by his grateful | u ben doing?” | 3 replied ‘the other. | > vou wonder at my clothes.| TOLDOF A NEW YORK. OLERK, s, T 4m payuig an electien bet. X G S o ¥ theworst suit of clothes | This Hotel Man Was Mad. Because the a was-glected. -1 aisd | Porter Saved- Two Lives. ot garry New York State. | have afriend in New York who wrote e 2 A0d-JOU | | e the other day, telling. me of &n amus- ing-incidentwh leading hotels there. Tuastiuch -as ny. iriend-is- himself a’hotel man and is well Known througbout the State, T do.not question his veracity, says a.writer in the Buffalo Enquirer. - P50 e -His talé runs this wise: At the hotel mentionied, which ‘is. pretty well down- town, the night clerk made a gyewmx,ne.; e e O hoes™d | deal with an undertaker, Wheraby he was | ongingto two differant menm, - .- | to report immediately any sudden death | e way, old chap, T am a liitle [ OF suicide in his house, and in return for at part bf mv bet, for the shoes | this he was to receive $15 for every case ot off the sidewalk. De. [ turied over to the undertaker. pe aze a1l gone and they don’t | Récently a despondent’couple reached you‘an old pair that yoy do pot | New York City, registered at this hotel ou have,-1 think I will put |avd went to their rooms. Soon after 1 g0t reaching their rooms they prepared fora trip.into the other world by the gas line, | and carefully plugged up ali thie Jnzer: | o | stices that admitted air. Hardly had they 1 ke | completed their arrangements and turned and e e hanke, -on tue gas when 1t leaked out somewhere, think 'l ro home,|and the night porter, s new man witha ,r‘.LiieZ\;l;fi,}\‘Ufi - golng. to makeBny | threw open tue wix:]du\;v«.lnnd drz\’;,;:ed ll;e 1 vith a Taugh ok o . people out into the hallway. Then ne hemen Tith & Juush choked with foars, | 2P0 Qown and told the night clerk fable, but a fact. s | What he had done. The clerk toid him = that he had knocked him out of $30 by his | operation, and that he was not engaged to prevent people from committing suicide. : —————— " rel years. —Current Literature. y linea f 4 laugh, oblivious of tion was not yef two The other. man looked out and saw the lights of | man, a fellow will be s political enthusiasm at my-shoes. reed that in case Bryan w York City 1 would | near the other | er, and He got off with his much This is not a THE FINEST 0000, A. The Trees Blossom and Fruit Contina~ ously—Usual Time of Harvest. The finest cocoa corhes from Caracas, Venezuels, thdugh excellent beans alse from Trinidad, Guayequil, Suriam Valuable words. | | Perhaps the most precious sword in ex- | istence is that of the Gaekwar of Baroda. Tts bilt and-belt are incrusted with dia- | monds, rubjes end emeralds, and it is and Aureiba. Cocoa IS grown more-or less | valued at £220,000. The Shah of Persi Honduras, , Nicaragua, Guatemaia, | possesses a sword valued at £10,000: His |. Mexico, Peru, JKeuador, New Granada, | fatber wore it on his first visit to Europe. |- Thers are gome. costly nwn;dsin India, ; : e Czar and the, Sultan possess en the fifteenth parallels, though it | 1 POK® Hie TE08 &0 K rice. | The most is raised within the twenty-tifth parailels Dl e and at any level under 2000 feet. | valusble abord in Kopland ia the ung pie- The trecs are about eighteen féot high | Sontetl by the Beyptisnsio Lord Wolseley, and bear' glossy leaves, shaped much like Thde 'l:)lig‘u'aat with obrilliants, and is val- the lsurel, and growing principally” in | e W {ts at the ends -of branches or along the | , ° trunks, _ Th | TuEere was & time when critical ale drinkers-| blossorss ‘j,‘,’:_f,f“’f;"i’;f"'l ,‘";“1.' ““;—-‘hflred | despaired of ‘getting & bottled ale free from botughs or trunke A sitele g of J4TE€ | 4regs ana sediment, but to-day they delighi in is frrunke A single pod of beans | ipcSccess of “Evans,” hecause in 1 they see ana and Brazil.- It loyes the tropics | be | ommeénded as a lecturer on the subject to |“which -he devotes his attention, as is evi: | tices in the religious -press, but references from ‘such church authcrities as Bishop | | Huntington of Central Neyy York, Bishop h:occurred at-one of the | REV. W..D. P. BLISS, the Learned Exponent of Christian Scciafism. ‘ { It is' Rev. W. D. P. Bliss, and he comes un- | der the'auspices of the Bretherhood of St. Andrey. The reverend gentleman is highly ‘rec- denced not_only by .complimentary no- Potter of the diocese of New: York, Rich- ard T. Ely of tie University of Wiscon- sin,” Dr.: Newton of Ail Souls’ Church, New York, Vida D. Scudder of Wellesley College and Walter Rauschenbush, secre- tafy of the Brotherhood of ttie Kingdom. Mr. Bliss has evidently made a life-long study of the literature of his favorite theme. in his volume entitled ‘“‘A Handbook of | | Socialism.” = He is considered by Dr. New- ton the greatest exponexnt of the principle of ‘Christian socialism in the country. At present Mr. Bliss is a clérgyman of the Protestant Episcopal church. His travels, both in America and on the Con- tinent, have been varied and extensive. He will be heard for the first time in this City at St. Luke’s Protestant Episco- | pal Church, corner of Van Ness avenue and Clay street, to-morrow moriingat 11 o'clock. During his scay his headquarters will be the Occidental Hotel.. Spenking of the distinguished visitor, Dr.. Moreland. ) rector of 8t. Luke’s, said: “‘Bliss is a man who deals -wholly’ with tlie social side of Christianity. His labors to assist. the rich.and the poor to nuder- stand each other have been- vast,and, I may add, fruitful. “Though born of missionary parents in. Constantinople, he comes of- Y ankee stock. In-his:travels. he- has crossed. the ocean thirigen times. 7 “He has become deeply-convinced that a-new social.order- is needed and that co- operation hias come’to take ' the place of com petition. - This he is ativocating alang purely Chiristian linies, v “Some time this month hé will: returi East by way. of Salt Lake City, Denver, placés will probably deliver a series of lec- tures: . The times and places of lectares are under the direction of -the Church So- cial' Union: 5 P I ‘might Christian -soc dd “that.the arigin’o ilist movement is largely Dbeen - prominently identified with labor reforin - novements, during the conrse of which he .edited the Dawn and then the American’ Fabian. Both these are edited in‘favor of educational and institutional Chijstian socialism.” DA While Rev. Mr, Bliss is in 8anf Francisco he will lecture as follows: R Sunday,. January' 3, 11 A. x., St. Luke's Church; 3 p. x., St. Luke’s Church, address to the United Brotherhood of St. Andrew; 8 P. M. Washington, Hell, 35 Eddy street; Tuesday, Janvary 5, Stanford University; Wednesday January 6, 8 P. M., Turk-street Temple, 115 Turk streét; Thursday, January 7, University of Caliiornia, Berkeley; Friday, January 8, 8 P. M., Good Samaritan Mission House, 249 Sec- ond strest; Sunday, Jenuary 10, 11 A. M., Trinity Church, Bush and Gough streets; 3 . u., Young Men’s Christian Asscciation Au- ditorium, Mason and Ellis streets; 8 . a., Amenican Branch Socialist 909 Market street; Monday, Januarg 11,11 4 ¥, Clericus, Diocesan’ House. 731 California aireet. 2 A QUEER MAINE COMMUNITY. Happy and Prosperous Without Schools, . Law, Theology, Medicine or Taxes. Residents.of Maine who ook to the New York and Boston papers for accounts of queer people and strange Torms of govern- ment in different parts of the worla could learn facts worth studying by’ coming hefe. The settlements of Eskimos, on the coast of Greenland, have their old men, the tribes of Africa their chiefs and even penal colonies recognize the authority of firearms and the.lash. Here the law-abid- ing, unsympathetic ears, which bring everything that conies to their homes ana -take away everything that goes out. ‘The distance from -Milnocket Bridge, which crosses ‘the west- branch east of here, to Perkins’ Siding, which is three miles west, is five miles as the railroad usually produced- from & cluster ‘of - Vi 3 . * | the perfection of brewing and bottling. Sher- flowers. Tt is.seven to ten inches long | wood & Sherwood, PAeiSe Coast sgents. . * | runs orthe, crow flies. Atand between these two points are five seitlements of This knowledge manifests-itsélf | Omaba-and Kansas City, and' at all these: ‘the due to Mr. Bliss.. For a long time ‘he-has | Pytnian Castle, | ing'people feel but one power—the hurry- | dreri are born.and grow up without seeing tlie inside or thie outside of a schoolhouse. ‘There are not twp rods of bicycle and not twenty rods of cart roads i the whole township.- As the nearest clergyman, lawyer -and . doctor are- from thirty | o fifty miles away, ‘the people get ! along very well without them. When a couple want 1o get married they take their bridal tour in hunting up a minister and coming home again. If a person is sick he is sent out to a doctor, .because no phy cian cah be coaxed to come and see him, and, in case he dies, the body must - e | transported more than tnirty miles before | it ean rest in a Christian burying ground: | There is no drugstore, nodance hall and no barroom or other place where .} quor is | sold in the townthin. If two or more men | have a‘dispute which. leads t0'a free fight, | the non-combatants stand by: to_see fair | play, without dttempting to interfere. In | [case theé deleated party feels himself | ronget. and wants to_take the matter to court, he eannot afford to do so, be- | cause-he wouid have to. travel nearly all day by rail before he could find a magis-, trate. S 5 Kven the 'Ganre Wardens who arrest men for-killing deer spend more money in‘taking their prisoners to court than the | fines amount to when_a conviction is se- cared. Once in its hi:fory, when a mur- der was committed- near here, a Sheriff from Dover spent a week in rcaching here | and getting back home. The chances are | it would: take something murder o bring him here again. 'The person whio reads.this description of Norcross -and thinks the inhabitants | are degraded or immoral will make-a | great mistake. A mail four times & day brings letters and papers from every- where, An enterprising and considerate railroad carries away all the peaple have to sell-and brings in all they buy. Divine: Providence does the rest. The men are induitrious and_moral. The ‘women are] model wives and excellent cooks. - The children are - bright. and well dressed: : 1t Norgross were formed into-a plantation orincorporated as a to residents would ‘have to pay ‘mun county, #nd -State, taxes. Now they no_ taxes; théy do -nét vo and ¢ man_is as good as -his neighbo: place is than the dream of a -nibilist,. I counterpart on easth 3 | . Morses’ Drawing Power. - > - 1 ordindry_dirt road, according to the Philadelpbia Record, s horse can draw three times as much weicht as he can ‘carcy.on his back. .On a good macadam- ed- road- the animal- can pull three times'as much as on a dirt road; while on an asphalt pavement. the power of the ! borse’ is multiplied to such a degree that | hie can draw eleven times as much as on a | dirty road, or thirty-three times as much as he can catry on his back. What the road traffic of cities owes to the street railways is illustrated by the ¢omputation that on a metal rail a horse can draw one and two-thirds times as much as on the best asphalt pavement, four times as much as on Beigian blocks, nine times as much as on cobblestones, iwenty times as much as.on an earth road, and ‘forty times-as much as on sand. NEW TO-DAY. ‘When I ssy I cure I do not mean merely to stoj them for a time and then have them roturn again. I | mean a radical cure. I have made tho disease of | FITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS & lifo- | long study. I warrant my remedy to curo the worst canso othors have failed is no reason for ot now receiving o cure. _Send at once for & troatiso and s Froo Bottle of my infallible remedy. Give Kz press and Postoffico address. ®i0f. W.HLPEEKE,F.D. 4 GedaiSt., NewYork | | amon, bigger than a fairer than Utopia, and sweefer ICURERITS | These Prominent Men All Died of That Great Mo’dei‘n Cursé;Brigh}.’s" Disease. PROF. ABBOTT. M. B. BRADY: The year just closed has furnished an alarming array of prominent men who hive died of Brights disease of the kid- neys. The ‘number includes Professor Austin Abbott, the great jurist and anthor of law books; M. B..Brady, the famous photographer; Colonel Thomas W. Knox, the author of the “Bov Travelers’; Mark M. Poineroy, the well-known. editof; Mr. Edwin Pardridge, the prominent Chicago merchant, And ex-Governor Greenhalge of Massachusetts. :: 1f ‘‘death loves a shining mark" it i3 also certain that Bright's disease finds its vic- tims among thé prominent as well as h millions of people who are suj- qoL T. W. KNOX._ M. M. POMEROY. fering. with it to-day, and yet do not re- alize this serious fact. _Thare are men and women in.every por- tion of America who feei out of sorts and who do not realize what it is that affects them. They may have peculiar pains in various paris of the body, ‘strange lass tude, a bad taste in the mouth, pains in the back and about the loing, and a gen- eral irreguiarity of the system. These things mean .Bright's disease in some one of its various stages, and no man or woman is safe who has them. Thigterrible disease was once considered incurable. Eminentdoctors so declared, but constant scientific and chemical ex-’ periments resulted in a discovery, which is 'EX-GOY. 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Rates and folders upon applicw- | | viou to T it e F.F. CONNOR, General Agent. = g . 630 Market stravt: GOODALL. PERKINS & CO., Superintendenss [ PaUIFIS “COIST " STEAMSHIP c0. TEAMERS. LEAVE BROADWAY : S Shar, San Franciaco, as foowe; . 30 For Marv Tslarid; Loring, Wrangel, Jupeau, Usnoo and Sitka (Alaska), an. 9, 24 i v %), Port To? 3 Anacortes | | New W1 atcom (Bellineham Bay, Waste), 9 4 | | Jai. 4,9, 14, 19,24,29, and every fifth day thy P. R., at Tacoma with N. P. R: ., gt Seattle with G, Ry at Port Townsend with Alaskwsteamers. - fureka, Arcyta and Flelds Landing (Hum: an, 4 8,12, 16, | thereatter. ta Croz. Monterey. San Simeon, Cayucos;: | Port Harford (San_Luls Obispo), Gaviots, Santy Burbara, Ventura, Hueneme, San Pedro, East Sat | "Pedro_(Los* Angeles) and DOTt, At 9 A.-AL | Jan. 2, 6,10, 14, 18, 22,26, 30, and every fourth day tigreatior. ‘ar Sarl Diego, stopping only at Port Harrord (San Luis Obispo), Santa Barbara, Porl Los An- reles. Redondo (Los Angeles) and Neiwport, 11 A Jany 4, 8, 12, 16, 20, 24,28, and every fourth day thereaiter, - 3 Ensenada, San_Jose del Cabo, Mazatian, La Paz°and Guaymas (Mexico), steamér Orizaba, 10 ‘A, 3. 25th of“éach month. ] 1die Compa es riaht to change steamers or salling dates. Ticket oflice—Palace Hotel, 4 New Montgomery sireet. B GOODALL, PERKINS & CO., Gen't Agents, - 10 Market st., San Franciseo. | Atr. Pomona 2 p. | ¥0. 24, 28 and every fourih day For & | | | § ZEALANDIA salls vis HONOLULU AUCKLAND. for NEY, 1hursday, mship HON @mpa Tuesday, Januar 26; at2r.a Special party outh Afriga. . - 3.'D. SPRECKELS & BROS. CO.. Agents. £ . 114 Montgomery streat. Freight Office, 327 Market st.. San Francisc CONPAGNIE GENER 11 TRAYSATLANTIQUR - .. French Line to Havre. | ‘mepxsv-s PIER(NEW)A2 NORTH | U'River, tootof Mortonst. Travelers by | this line.avoid both transic by English raft nd |, thie aiscomfort of crossing the channel in a small I boat. ~ew Yors to Alexa «dria, Kgyps, via Paris, | first class$160, second class $11 | LA.NORMAN DIE. | LA CHAMPAGNE an, Tuno 30, § 2 .Feb. 8, 5 R Yor turther particulars apily 1o i A. FORGET, Agegt. | So. 3. Bowiins Grean: \ew York. . | 3. F. FUGAZI & CO., Agenis, 5 Montgomery | avenue, San Framcisco. . - _ STOCKTON STEAMERS | reave Pler No. 8, Washington St., " At 6 P. M, Daily A‘rels;u. received up o 130 P, M. - mmiodations Reserved by Telephons.. | e making through rates oo Vallep . Peters, ' - of Stockton. ity Ca. N “Teieplione M. YALLEJO 4D U. S NAVEYARD. | STEAMER M()NTlI{ELLO.'.‘ Datly ex. Sat. & Sui Saturday: Sunduys, ng Mission-st i % "relephone Black 26 *Excuraon 4rip. giving 6 haurs (TEAMER'ALVISO LEAVES: PIER 1 MON- Friday, .a. 10 . 3. _Alviso ntorday. st 3 r. . Freight and Passenger. Fare between Sin Francisco and | AlNIs6, 50c: to San Jose, 73c. Clay st PierL | 2 San Jose. S0 . RAILROAD TRAVEL. RAILROAD . * Trains leave aod arriva at, Market-Streot Ferry. ? SANTA FE EXPRESS. To Chicago via A. & P, 3 Direct Line Leaves di ly at8:50 p. 3., carrying Pullman Palace Drawing-room and Modern Upholstered Tourisy Sleiq‘!ng-cn.\ which run daily throuzh 1o Chucago | | yin ansas.City. . Anuex cars for Denver and S | Louis. g Loscon Excursions, -via Kansas Oity, Chicago, | | FOR SA1JOSE, L0S GATOS & SARTA CRUE | | SUNDAYS—8:00, | Between San Francisco Weekdays, 800 A & Sundays, 1:45 B & Saius 4276 Casadero and way stations—~7:38 & 1. weed | @ays; 1:45 F. M. Saturdeys. HOUNT TAMALRAIS. Trains connect with North Pacifie Coast Railroad. WEEK DAYS—icaveS F.9:15A. . 1:4Ve x . JBeturning—Arrive S, ¥, 3: P oM 6:20p SUNDAYS—LeaveS.F.8A. M 11:30 4. % 1 30 P | Returning—Arrive 8.F.1:15 r.3.4:20 P.\C. 7:35 b ac. “Tckets for sale In Mill Valiey or THO=. COUK & ~ONS, 621 Market st., 8. F, il Valley and Mount Tamalpais Scenic {aliway. THE SAY FRANCISCO-AND SAN JOAQUIV “7 VALLEY RAILWAY CONPANY. - {ROM JANUARY °J, 1897 passenger tralus Northbound. 5:40 P. 3, Counacti ng steamboats ‘of the Jeave San Francisco at 6 . . dal Saturday, and Stockton at 6 1 3. daily, except sunday. R - SOUTHERN f (eac: Tealns leave xpres 04 Benicia,. Vacaville, Run a mento, Oroville and Redling via nd Santa Rosa. 3 Jose, Stocktol, Sacramento, . Marysville, Tehama and Red Bluf Listoga a & 04 New Orleans ixpr [tor * Yosewite), “Bakersfield, Sauta Barhara, 1.os Angeles, Dems - fog, Bl Poso, New Orleans sad 2:004 Martincs and Siocidton- Stockton *1:00r Secramento fiver Kto 1:001 Niles, San Jose and-L 11:30p Port Costa und Way 4:001 Martin ! . Num, * 4100 Benicia, - Vacaville, - Woodlana, hts Landing, Marysville, Oros - “yille and Sacrameito ... . 4:30¢ Latiop, Stockton, Modests, M ced and Fresno, goipg-via' Nile: returning via Martincz. . 5:00¢ Los - Angelts Express, . Tracy, Frosno, Sauta Barbara and Los A Mer-. 17:000 Vallejd .. 7:001 Qregon 1 ville, 1 11:155 L o8 Aneles,. Bl Paso, New dxlunai ‘Sunset Limit Fresno, and East 12:45p CRUZ VISTON (Narrow Jentervillo S ase TFéiton, £ Oreek;Santh Cruzand Way si30e ion o 2:15} Newark, Centerviil S dose, New “Almaden, Felton, Boulder Creck, Santa Cruz and “Priny Station: 4515 Nowark, i 111:45p Hunters' Excursion, San Joge and b Way Stations = * Lais Obispo, * Princlpal Way 404 San Joso and W, 30A Pido Alto and Way Stations B0y San Mateo, Menlo Park, Nau *~Gilroy, Tres Pinod, Monterey an ud Way Stationd Way Siations. Principal Way Sand Way Melrose, Seminary Park, | Pitehburg, San Leangdro Jo and- n:-y'wufa-. 1112:008 CREEK ROUTE FERRY. _P!nln SAN PRANCISCO—Poot of Market Street (SIip 8): *7:15 *2:0 *4:00 : From OAKLAND—Foot of Brosdway.—. 46:00 © 8:00 10:004. 123:00 *3:00 . $4:00 112:00 *1:00 *3:00r. - f B -A for Morniug. * Sundays excepted. P for Afternoon. t Saturdays ooly. 4 Sundays only. Monday, Thursday and Saturday nights only. “Tcsdsys and Saturdays, .3Sundays snd Thursdays. | SINPRANCISCO & NORTH P4, - CIFIC RALWAY (0. Tiburon Ferry—Foot of MarketSt. co to-San Rafael. . San Francl WEEK DAYS—7:30, 9:00; 11:00 A. :30, 6:10, 6330 P. M. - Thursdays—Ext 9:30, 11:00 a.2c; 1:80, 3:30 5:00, 6:20 P. 3. < San ‘Rafael to San Francisco. and 11:30 ».x. SUND: 7 5:00, 6:25 . a.. . and Schuetzen Park sams schedule as gbove. R Saturdays--Extra trips a: e ] Stages connect at Santa Rosa for Mark Wes: Srnnn; ai Geyserville for Skaggs Springs; a& * loverdale for the Geysers; at Pleta for Highland Springs, Keiseyville, Soda’ Hay and Lakepoft: at Hopland for Lakeport and Bartiett Springs: at Ukiah for Vichy Springs, Saratoga Springs, Blus Lakes, Laurel Dell Lake, Upper'Lake, Pomo, Potter Valley: Jonn Day’s, itiverside, Lierley's Buck- nel’s, Sanhedrin- Helghts. Hullville, Booneville, Greenwood, Qrr's Hot Springs. Mendocino City, ¥ort Bragg, Westport, Usal, Wiliets, €ahto, Co- velo, Laytonville, Harrfs, Scotia and Eureka. ‘Saturday to Monday Tound-trip tickets at reduced rates. On Sunday round-trip tickets t0 all polnis be- yond San Rafael at half rates. Ticket Offices, 650 Market st., Chronicle building. WHITING, B. X. RYAY, E G .Gen. Pass. Agent. never fail, ottiers are ptintime. At all drcaisrs. Writo foe - r Leave B Arrive j Montreal and the' White Moustains leave every | sy ¥A01co, | Inefoct *|- gan Francisco. The best rallway from te the East. —|. %Tobe . 1= | New rails, new tes: no dust: ting scenery, | WEEK | SUN- tination, |* SUN- | WeEx | Ana good meats in Harvey's diming-rooms. " jRal i b e | e [Arecie | San Francisco Ticket Office, 644 Market 'g:;g . g .:; p“;&".?‘é’.'; St., Chronicle building. Teléphone Main | = ut 1631, Oakland, 1118 Broadway. | B:20 ¥x|5:00 Px|Santa Rosa. — = — Fulton, 5 7:30 Ax Windsor, 10:26 Ax TH PACIFIC COAST RAILROAD | e : 3 g rville, £Yis Buuaniito, Kersal 3:30 #x|8:00 axi| Cloverdale. | 7:35 vx| 6:29 pic From Ban Francisco, Commencing Sept. 18 1892 | 1 ~Piota, | SR, e Chant ‘Hn land & | ";“:"‘;" e 8:004%| Ukiah. | 7:35 v 6:22r and San Rafas i L €1:45, 3:45, #5:10, 95:45,6:30 p.ag | 7:30 AM| ! k] 735 10:25 Ax | Extra trips for Ban £ o e nrl e ‘dava and Saturdays e: 11:30 p. M. 22 8:00 Ax| Sonoma (10:40 ax| B:40 43¢ - an '?u‘:‘ser‘ ;‘.7::“' 10, 3:00, *4:80, 6:. 5:10 Px|5:00 pxt| Glen Ellen. | 6:10 px| 6:22Px Trains marked * run to San Quentin. T T - THROUGH TRALYS. | 8130 P3| 5:00 pye| SePaStOPOL | "5 pue| 6:22 pac For Point_Reyes and way stations—7:35 a m | NEW WESTERN HOTEL, K EARNY AND WASHINGTON STS.—R# ‘modeled and renovated. KING, WARD & CO, Eus Kooms 50c to $1 50 3 1089 per Wook, 85 1o 830 per month- tree Sy, Woman's Safeguard FREE. WILCOX MEDI 4250, Eighth St., Philada., £ae ‘WILCOX COMPOUND T CANSY@PILLS CINE CO., bot und- cold Water every room: Hre graved id OVeEy T0vM; eloVaLOr FULS Allnlght