The Paducah Daily Sun Newspaper, August 31, 1898, Page 4

ALL THE NORTH-WEST: t BEST -REACHED 1A = THE THROUGH SLE ans FO JEFFRIESG.O.A O.NMILUMANGS. ‘ANSVILLE,IND « WASMVILLE, TENN NEWORLEAN {LLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD | J Fimo Table tn effect July 3, 1408 WOUISVILLE AND MEMPHIS DiIViSic NORTH BOUND No X2 No Wi Leave. 720 pm 900 am my 7 60 am & S'teon Teua.j0 29 am 1088 pin Cairo, I... 104 am lew Orleans [tee Mise.t2 47 am | No, 184 Prado agg tt pen 12 01 am Paducah. ce 2 OS pm 1 1Sam 900 am ve. No 2 21S pm item 74am 400) “945 pm 20am 985am 60) pn #00 pm 6 50 a 180 pm am #0 am Nortonvilie gare cy. at jorse Branch 682 pm 501 am 10 pun H PING & BUFFET CARS FROM | MaCreale Will Restor hose Cray Hairs af Yours f D. A, YEISER, RL Agent. Doctors’ Prescriptions Are given prompt and careful at are particularly careful in the laun- hand dering of ar each in such 4 ye hich are not waranted fas pes n are not waranted fast will hot Our Immense Stock Negligee shirts, starched and plain | shirt waists. ties, socks, ete., cleansed § | ironed and finished by the Star Steam Laundr a manner which cannot fail to please, .| STAR STEAM LAUNDRY, YOUNG & SON, Proprietors 120 North 4th St, Leece Block. Enables us to gi the doctor order Prompt Delivery you “just what We deliver medicines or prescripe tions promptly to any part of th- city. OEHLSCHLAEGER & WALKER DRUGGISTS | WHY BURN Fifth andjBroadway. Old Soeey Wood WRITTEN Ww en you can get dry hickory ve wood ready for stove AT RANDOM. prices by telephonixg No. Owensboro Kioged contcheg am 3% pm | 198? Note change from No. A young hunchback who struck Sears 00 pe to am 8.0 pm | the city last week has adoptel « itn. om @ te a | novel way of paying his board bill, Loave. i sai I> Au unsavory reputation for failing Cimerna yams He ae |: fk ] iz | [ to remember to liquidate bis bills peda Si re preceded him to Paducah, and owing 11.00 atm 12.8% Loy ®isam 990 y 12.00 pin BE aa kW 210 pm 848 amt Mempnis 82 pw Arrive Green: Vieks arg jatenes, few Ocinans ST, LOUIS DIVISION + 2ifam 1 Mice , 300am 640 pa rere 8am 745 pm Arrive $t. Louis sourM BocND Leave St Lut nn Arrive Padocan All trains ran aally except thone pais wad B04 earry ! ‘shd 204 © fend free reclining « Maud New Or va S01 and sor New Orleans, carrying Pul ‘sleepers 2M and ud Hook Tstorma aa Wel ei 3 pase C a, Tia rue on Sunday run solld between Pad Exposition Omaha, Nebraska JUNE 1 TO NOVEMBER 1 ie Best reached from the south, east ar nd | west by the MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY In elegant equipment, consist ing of reclining chair cars (seats free of extra charge and comfortable high-back seat coaches. REDUCED RATES FROM ALL POINTS DOUBLE DAILY SERVICE See agent for Gckets, time tables and | other information. & R.T. G. MATTHEW LOUISVILLE z. If You Want Your Laundry Done Right Haye it dene by THE CHIN 102 Broadw Clothes called and returned promptly. SAM HOP SING & CO. When in Metropolis stop at the STATE HOTEL. $1.50 a week. . BAILEy, Propr. Between 4th and 5th on Ferry «* ST, JAMES HOTEL; $ SAINT LOUIS EUROPEAN PLAN Kate, 750 and $1 per Day Restaurant, Popular Prices SPECIAL .25C DINNER SERCIAL BREAKFAST ND SUPPER Take (rout, BULLE sAtice, cakes OF Wat | flos and coffee, tea, milx or buttermilk, 20 Gauneal and cream, or bouillon, hol Polis, butter and cone oF te in ‘Pwo oxen, buster, coffee or 6 Make Market street cay girect Yo hotel Try European Plan. Cheapest and best only pay for what y I, Presid Sit Second Hand Goods Highest cash prices paid by WILLIAM BOUGENO & SON We also carry a line of new all and get our furniture, st Call wines belore buying elsewhere. We also ex: Change new goods for old. J. W. Moors, OKALER 0 Staple and fancy Groceries, | Canned Goods of All Kinds, ao8 Court street . Special rates by the! ondecy & ry : ph to his physical deformity he was easily recognized, but not until after he had been at the hotel a day and a night. When asked the following day if he was not the man who beat his bill in Smithland he said that he was, and then made a bee line to the ladies . j entrance and up th his room to ab- “ i seond with the scant baggage he called his own. Col. Dal who smelled a mouse, was too quick for PENSIONS! WAR CLAIMS! | SAMES A WOCBWARS FOR A AIK. OR FOR EGESIY [so ornate ae more until yesterday, when he nervi- | ly walked up to the desk and helped himself to a tooth-pick. ** asked Col. Dale, who was watching Lim out of the corner of bis “when are you going to fix up board bill “I'm fixing it up now’? replied the youth with ineffable unconcern, tak- ing a fresh tooth-pick. “You're a pretty slick duck, aren’t you?" rejoined the Coionel, thinking the fellow was “guying’’ him ‘Yes, pretty slick, I guess.’’ “Where's your home, anyhow?’ “Yndianapelis, Ind.’? eye all are interested. A subject in ‘ " which t mundi talerent ts tha Well, when are you going to fix i ‘ There are few] up that bill?” | people v t need them e.. ay | “I'm fixing it now, I told you!"’ run gre not having them} , ow?” 4 We fit d give you better| ‘But how sig 2 are pleased with what we| ‘‘Peeling potatoe do fe ireyes. Icharge you #1.00| ‘*Peeling potatoes? Where?’ to or rame rality spectacles In the kitchen.”* | CaDsr panes charge FOL Ch th ¢ “How'd you get there *”” J. J. BLEICH, ‘Ob, 1 went up after a ‘hand-out’ 223 Broadway, | and they put me to work peeling po- atoc and I've been at it ever since “And been eating, too!"’ ‘Mati. Efinger & C Co “Yep; eating and paying off the old bill, besides.” Undertakers and embalmers, “Welll' ll be darned !’’ concluded Kiiee Selene Vik aes the colonel; “you've got the gol K “ralepbouels 130 S T+ | darndest way Lever heard of of y ing your board bills. Young feller, | you’re pretty slick! }3 | + ¢% | | A COLLEGE EDUCATION BY MAIL bepine ene A prominent Paducah man was the | victim of an awkward predicament at a summer resort not far from Padu- Joab. recently. He had been so- |journing there for several d: and one of the young lady waitresses had been very kind and prompt in filling his orders, so on the day he was to | depart he felt in his pocket for @ coin with which to tip her as a reward for her attentions, When she came around he gave her a little punch and held the coin down below the edge of the table so the waitress would not be embarrassed by having others see her accept a tip. Waitresses Lave feelings just the same as other people. She jumped back when he touched her, and grew red in the face, ing at him in surprise. He affected not to notice her discomfiture, how- ever, but the next time she came within reach, made another effort from under the table to present the tip. Again she jumped and with- drew suspiciously, and the philan- thropiv gentleman began to get uneasy for fear she would mistake his good intentions, ‘The third time wasa charm, however, aud he was more particular on what portion of her avatomy he touched her, she saw the ing. Expert In. Fith year. entirely free from t., Sloux City, Ia CANDY CATHARTIC OE MARK REOIBTERED TOT money this time and smilingly ac- cepted it, ‘Tne gentleman was bappy because contidence had been restored, and the young lady because of the in- crease in silver currency, And all's well that ends well, | oe a Rural lovers hawe created fun both in real life and the comic papers for time immemcrial.§There was a couple of them on board the ferry boat the other day. ‘They occupied a bench all to themselves, on the trip down, mea their intention being to get married, ‘des and he occupied one end, while she at sbyly on the other. They didn’t sny much, just sat there six feet api and looked at each other in that love- t|lorn, stupid fasbion so characteristic |. |of people who have been hit hard with ty | Cupid’s dart. 1| They happened to come back on the same boat and sat on the same bench, They were married then, aud there was all the difference in the world, ‘They held bands a while, and no one deigniog to notice them e}they soon became more demonstra- tive in their affection. Finally she went to sleep in his arms. Thus they were posed when the voat land- ed at Paducah, and he was compelled y by nd paying him Kree Press, v fq Vv prince of Wal but not to the extent of I. child, who carries policies on his life aggregating | $1 ila } sare h tention by experienced graduates in pharmacy when entrusted to our look-| to awake her with a kiss, and tenders | ly set her on her feet, then gather up boxes and bundles and gallop happily off the boat, It was ever thus. YY “The other day a young man from & region where they don’t have per- simmons, and who was visiting in the West End, was watching a crowd of men at work on a new house, He chatted there awhile and floally look- ing up into @ persimmon tree near by, with the fruit scarcely turned yellow, he inqmred, ‘What are those, any way?’ ‘“Them's persimmons,"’ replied the workman with more truth than gram- “Persimmon exclaimed the young man with obvious interest, ‘why, I've often beard of them, but it’s the first time L ever saw any. Are they good ?"” “Oh yes! just knock you off one and eat it,’’ was the mischievous re- ply. The young man did as he was bid, and put it allin his mouth at once. In about a pair of seconds his physi- ognomy was screwed up into every imaginable shape, and ejecting the unpalatable fruit he started ou a run ‘Here, what's the matter ?’’ yelled | one of the workmen, starting in pur- suit of the youth, not knowing what to think of bis antics, ‘‘Where are you going?’ “Oh,’’ panted the youth, ‘‘my mouth was turning wrong side out, and I was only trying to catch up with it.”’ 7 +t | An old farmer boarded a south-| bound train the other day. He wore populist whiskers, a linen duster with no coat underneath, and shoes that looked like No. 20's, if they made them that size, except to order. Those feet soon attracted the at-| tention of everybedy around, and the farmer seemed blissfully unconscious of it, and seemed to take a delight in| resting one on top of the uther on the seat in front. Presently the conductor came| along, and the old fellow, after fambling around in his pocket, pro- duced a ticket. “Hot day,’’ observed the con- ductor. “I see you have on no retorted the farmer, as he spat a stream of tobacco juice in the middle of the floor, ‘ef I had your job, I'd have a coat.” “Yes,” replied the conductor, | nd if 1 had your feet I’d have them amputated.’’ The passengers smiled, and the far.ner slowly drew them up, looked proudly at them, and deposited them in the aisle to ‘rest ‘em up.”’ 1 |e Tbe other nations look on aghast as the military sensations recently ex- ploded expand and permeate new atmosphere every second; but there} is but little in the scandal of misman- | agement, incompetency and alleged fraud to encourage these other na- tions to tackle Uncle Sam. They may stand and look on to their} heart’s content, but must not come too near. If Uncle Sam's soldiers and sailors can make such a clean| sweep under all this mismanagement, | incompetency aud fraud, what might they not do if managed by capable ‘cussion was well | child was entirely men? It reflects credit on the sol- dier—the exposition of the condition | military affairs have been in—for if reports are true they have continually | labored and fought under disadvant- | ages, which, if removed, might ena~ ble them to achieve more brilliant victories than any of those thus far| achieved by army or navy. | 50c. may save your lite—Planta- tion Chill Cure las saved thousands. | Cheap T rip to Cincinnati. On account of the G, A. R, en- campment, the Illinois Central Rail- road company will sell tickets to Cincinnati and retarn on Sept. 3rd to %th inclusive for $7.00, good re- turning until Sept. 13th, Subject to extension until Oct, 2nd by deposit- ing return portion of ticket and the payment of 25 cents additional. td J.T. Doxovax, Agent, Druggists will say they sell more tation Chill Cure than all others DEPTH OF THE ATLANTIC. British Isles Are Really a Part of the Continent of Europe. The greatest depth in th: has been found northward of the as, wher were obtained. he Great Britain can hardly be regarded as forming part of the Atlantic hol- low. They are rather a part of the platform banks of the European con- tinent which the ocean has over- flowed. An elevation of the sea-bed 100 fathoms would suflice to lay bare the greatest part of the North sea and join Bagieed to Denmark, Hol- land, Belgium and France. A deep channel of water would run down the west coast of Norway, and with this the majority of the fiords would be | connected. A great part of the bay of Biscay would disappear; but Spain and Portugal are but little removed from the Atlantic depression. The 100-fathom line approaches very near the west coast, and soundings of 100 fathoms can be made within 20 miles of Cape St. Vincent, and much great- er depths have been sounded at dis- tances but little greater than this from the western shores of the Iberi- an peninsula. Atlantic tothe . Thom- 8,875 fathoms seas around Number of the Stars. An astronomical photograph re- cently prepared in London, Berlin and Paris, reveals as many as 68,000,- 000 stars, meerate Your ae? wi io one aonie e forever. | Miss Howe! Jehu COLORED DEPARTMENT. A preacher ina city not a thous- and miles away has gotten himself into a sad predicament; another out in West Virginia committed suicide, and still another in Indiana eloped with another man’s wife. These in- stances are not cited for the humil tion of any one, but they point a fact and that fact is the weakness of buman nature under conditions and cireumstances that are trying—a weakness certain of us are unwilling to excuse at any time, except per- haps when we are overtaken in the same fault. No doubt but that at different times in their lives these men have condemned with all their heart the very sins in which they have been overtaken themselves; and no one doubts the honesty of their intentions and teachings at the time; but the very fact that their practices now gre not in accord with their pre- cepts is proof of the oft-quoted sertion that ‘the flesh is weal The preachers have preached it and a few have proven it. We must there- fore not be too quick in passing judgment upon them because the words of a few have belied their con- duct. It is their duty to teach us, and there 18 nothing which concerns the public that the pulpit in touch with the developing life of the period may not, at (he proper time and in the proper way, investigate. Of course there are sen palists who are forever denouncing society and laying the blame of very near everything that happens at the door of the society people, most of whom only know society by hearsay or by standing on tip-toe and gaping over the fence very much like the small boy ata ball game. People in so- jciety are as human as anyone else, but society does not eojoy a monop- oly of wickedness. Some of the most wicked people in the world wear the cloak of religion. People who figure in the social world or oc- cupy any position before the public are always targets, and what would be overlooked in lesser lights 18 held up and condemned in them. But whatever may be thought of the conduct of the ministers referred to above, the world will say forgive them, for the ish is weak. THE I The second day's session of the in- stitute was called to order Tuesday TITUTE. morning at 8:45, Singing by the institute, ‘‘What Shall it Profit Thee;"’ invocation by Prof. Benton. “We Shall Stand Before the King’ was suug. The Gret subject taken up for dis- ventilated by Mrs. Benton, J. F. Williams, G, W. Har- vey and Prof, Benton, who said that dependent upon his surroundings The next subject was taken up and many beautiful thoughts brought to light, aud especially by Mr, R. C. McClure. Our able instructor again arose and gave some valuable information along this line. Miss Badger ably discussed the teacher’s life and habits. Mr. Harvey said the te cher’s mo- |tives should always be pure. Here a general discussion was in- lulged in, in which many instructive points were made by Mrs, Benton, nd Mr, McClure, The next subject was taken up by Miss Townley, and @ great many ex- cellent things were said by Mr. Will- {iams and others It was decided the teacher's lite should be pure; that be should attend h; should have a knowledge of es, but should not be a politi- “At this juncture Mr, C. W. Merri- weather was introduced to the insti- tute and made a most interesting and instructive talk, Here the morning session adjourn- ed by singing “Sowing Precious Seeds."” Afternoon session opened by sing- ing “Glory to His Name.” Roll call. The minutes were read and approved, after which the work was taken up by Miss Howell, Mrs, Ben- ton, R, C. McClure and Prof. T. D. Hibbs, ‘The next subject, reading, was discussed by Prof. Benton and the institute with much interest. The next subject, spelling, was dis- cussed by J. F. Williams and Prof Benton and Mrs. S. V. Lowery. ‘The committees reports for the exer- cises for Thursday evening were read and approved. Adjourned, E. 0.8. Mr, Silas Kivel and little son, Ulysses returued yesterday from a visit to Chicago. Miss Cora Uarris, of isthe guest of her brother, Wi'son Evansville, Mr, A Mesers, Labe Guibreadth and Jobo Hotcherson, of Maytiel’, were the guvsis of Misses Ida Cuil aod Annie Dic kets u Monday Miss Dumas, of Catro, who bad been in the city several days the veet of Mis. Kuna Save,e, lett Sunday for her howe era ple aut sejoure Tie tes hers sitending the instte tute will renee: amen gram 1! wy onight, The pad ore dialiy avi ed, There will be an exhibition of bible scenery at the First Ward Bap-~ tist charch tonight. The members of the Colored Teachers’ County institute will ren- der the following program at Burks’ chapel, A. M. KE. ch rch, at 8 o'e p. m., Thursday, September Ist: Musie—Choir, Prayer —Rev. Baker. Choir, Welcome address—Rev. G. II | Paper—Miss Emma Spriggs Moody and Mr.| Duet—Miss Ida L. J. L, Hamilton. Address, ‘‘Uur Schools’’ Clare. R Paper, ‘‘Proper Incentives to Study’ —Miss M. E, Overstreet Mausic—Choir. Address—Prof. Recitation, ‘W Should the y of Mortal Be Proud ?’’—Miss E. L. Towley. ‘aper, ‘‘The Object of Recitation’ —Rath Cartwright. Paper, ‘‘The Agencies by Which an Education May Be Obtained’’— Miss E. Husbands. Paper, ‘‘The Relation of Education to Society”? —Miss C. E. Badger. Essay, ‘Moral Qualifications of s Teacher'’—Miss Kula Terrell. Music—Choir. Debate, ‘Resolved, That School Teachers Should be Pen- sioned by the State After Years of Continual Service’’— Affirmative, Mrs, EK. W. and Mr. G. W. Harvey; tive, Miss A. E. Mr. J. F. Williams. Everybody welcome. Miss M. E. Mrs. S. V. Mn. G. W. Lowery, Harvey, Commit FOR SALE. $5.00 to $10.00 monthly pay: 100 choice residence lots, 6 front. Prices $100 up. G streets, W. M. Janus, tf 52876 Broad You take no risk on Plantation Chill Cure,as it is guaranteed to cure. Blood Deep. 8 a clean ski Beauty Clean blood in beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy tie clean your blood and keep it ¢ stirring up the lazy liver and drivin purities from the body. Begin to Banien pimples, boils, blotches, blac and that sickly bilious complexion by Cascarets,—beauty for ten ¢ mata. satisfaction guranteed, 10¢, 25 EVADED THE OFFICERS. flow an American Minstrel Outwitted His Debtors in Hawaii. “T read an article the other garding the pecwliar ‘debt law waii,” said Col. Lew Parker, theatrical ra toa reporter of the St. Louis “and it reminds me of @ une * little episode in connection wi fancy American cunning. “A party of us, performers, course, started a number pie ago for Australia. We stopped at lulu, and one of the eompany, Frank M. Brown, I’)] say—you’d kn immediately if I were to tell real name the offer ofa p of leader of Ki through the find the king’s bother. banjo player, and Prince Bi fallen in love with | 8 of Prin strings. He accepted and ag remain there while we finish journey. “Brown was a pretty fast liv his meager pay, that of aca the army. was not suflicien him out of debt. “About a year after we had in Honolulu Harry Kelly an turned to Californ ters a little quiet, to the Antipodes er we again stopped at Honoh of course, the first m was Frank. We found hi spondent and anxious to le island, so we sed t Melbou \ coaxi ‘ ised to ¢ given us his him on hon proposed about hit “The next stewmer tendays. M ing every bc on the vessel for which ing. His numerous er of it in a short tisae, and were n ly on the look } “Commercial House | ided t ecided law put at their command. “The steamer arrived one morning and was to sail at five o’clock in the afternoon. An hour or two sailin, them our friend Brown. board the ship and made the: ness known to the captain. ter gave them permission to the vesel, and to aid them still in the matter called a colored waiter and ordered him to show the through the ship, especial, parts where there was like chance for one to stow away steamshipstouchingat Honolulu have to lie off in the harbor and pas: are compelled to go aboard i boats, so the two minions of felt pretty sure that Frank co: escape them, should he come after them. “The waiter esec all over the ship, but they find theirman. Downintheh among the cargo they searc! ted the . W. Benton. Howell and OvenstRreeT, w of which I was a witness and which was beaten all hollow by Kalakaua’ Frank was $ picking of th reed to unexcelled, having everything in the line of ned the fresh and saltjmeats. F cr, and | Telephone 118. P F ALL 4 sin in} Cor. oth and Trimble . . t to keep left im p we hunted uf , ready to prev Ding with all the é emeansthe Hawaiian time two officers came aboard for the purpose of taking off with They had not the slightest doubt that he wason The lat- puld now “LA CREOLE” HAIR RESTORER Portect Hair Dressing and Restorer. If your asseumaan doesn't handle, send $1.00 to us end get one bottle, or $6.00 and get eix bottles, CHARGES PREPAID to any part U. 8. or Canada. , WAN VLEET-MANSFIELD DRUG CO. BURT. tal ate NN. Burks, C. Me- Spirit Uncle Sam says. That’s whatyou will say when you see our extremely low prices on furniture and house furnishings for the month of August. Weare offering special bargains in furniture, iron beds, stoves, carpets, mat- . tings, trunks, etc., for the month ot August, in 4 order to make room for our fall stock. Now is the time to buy cheap. j We are also manufacturers of all kinds of mattresses and awnings. The leading uphol- sterers and repairers of furniture in the city. Your credit is good, _.| GARDNER BROS. & CO. . teet| Pelephone 896. 203-205 South Third. . veled — - ‘ # KEEP OUT OF REACH OF THE SPANISH GUNS! + -TAKE_THE.., C.H. & 0, » MICHIGAN THREE TRAINS DAILY FINEST TRAINS: IN OHIO FASTEST TRA.NS IN OHIO Pablic Thirty Benton nega- ttee, in. No Cathar lean, by a all im. day to kheads v taking 1 dry 5c. Bo Michigan and the Great Lakes constantly growing in popularity. Everybody will be there this summer, For inform- ation inquire of your nearest ticket agent. ieee Everything in Its day re- ’ of Ha. th that of Hono: ow him ain UR stock of staple and ‘San cis is Il had complete and up-to-date. Splendid line of canned goods. Our meat market is id I re nd, Corner Third and Jefferson Rates $1.00 Per.Day; Meals 25 Cents have taken charge of .uis well-known and popular, house, and our air is to make it the VERY BEST DOLLAR A DAY tou 1SE IN WESTERN KENTUCKY. Our rooms are clean and well ventilated, and newly furnished throughout. ‘The tables are supplied with the very best the markets afford. Special rates to regular boarders. 't'wenty-one-meal tickets $3125. Bcc & PRIOR, Lia vaaidl Miss Mary R. E Greif & Co GENERAL INSURANCE AGENTS. .... Telephone 174. oo m de; ave the # go to tte m: had d find tural atural enthis before PADUCAH, KY ir busi- SCIENTIFIC AND FIRST-CLASS BLACKSMITHING «1 REPAIRING be HORSESHOEING All work guaranteed. A. W. GREIF, Court Street bet, 2d and 3d. search further officers } those} to bea The sengers n small the law uld not aboard officers es ee ldand Sar tall say thee caine to the ONE TRIAL BOTTLE | 43, pant tgs, Argiete, 2° conelusion that he had not been po eee pes yey alls WB st | THE DISCOVERY % AGE where in the city, merely (o throw his bop bate oug hyaiep creditors off his track. They returned to the city to prosecute t and we heard no more of half hour later the ship weighed an chor and started on jts jour Australia “The colored waiter went and washed up. W he re we were dumfour for th Frank, who had sisted the guard searching for him ney for below turned ere w in