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° TOMALOPATHIST, sg Ditice-#98 Broalway. Telephone 120 Residence, Wi Jefferson ‘elephone 149 ‘One Hours #10, "1.8, 78 great men are concerned ?”? Congre Washington, was asked yesterday. “Most certainly 1’? he replied. wu ttee In all he courts of the state] Vapor in the sunshil smile and passed on, HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER |, te nnati Southern get ahead of a Re ate Binuweoo rivtismen; | preacher once,” related Conductor Telepl Craft, of the I, C., who used to be Renidence 022 4, Ht. Pavvcan, KY | chief train dispatcher here, yester- day. ‘Tom Walsh was his name, and he was pulling a passenger one HARRIS & CRICE, day when he strack an empty (lat and 1 his engine turned over on the Attorneys -\at - Law, | main live. If you've ever been a 125 S. Fourth Upstairs, railroad man you'll know what that 84 nographer in Ofc. means, She was over in a ditch half == | full of water, and Tom worked pret- ‘I 0, RUSS, ty herd for over a half a day on her. He was covered with mud, and not B gage an Moving Wagons in ie bet of humor, ie “I heard an old engineer on the HG, Harris, 7. L.Crice “Later on in day Ofiice at Willetts Livery Stable. crowds began to. gather 353. from the surrounding country to see the wreck, and among the people ; was a preacher. You could tell he Matil E er & Co wasa preacher by his face, his walk . and his clothe and he must have had a new watch. Underiakers find ombaimers, “Say, brother, will gt tell me Mrore Telephone 128 Tolegnone 128 \yp-—_ 130 8 Third | what time it is? he add essed the st badly vexed engineer at the same time pulling @ che aid see be had ” M. isn) NE, pocket so every paused long enough ty nm ' to tell bm the time, which he noted With nal OIE turned to bis Mark, but presently the preacher pulled out his wateh, dis- played it so everybody could see it and again asked ‘Have you rail- road time, brother?’ “The engineer, mad and out of tience, retorted as he slowly raisec | ARCHITECT. his mud-bespattered form from the — vrostrate e n Will now, phat io : prostrate engir 7 Office Am.-Gprman Nat. Bank. |th h—1 wat Oi be doin’ kapin’ any | ather koind uv toime, ye dommed | ignuramis 1 into silence C A | “The engineer relaps (Ue Aa the preacher looked — complet Ofice 502 1-3 squelched, but everybody else looked Sixth, | amused. Office Hours \7:30 to 9 a, m., 1:30 to 3 | A few evenings ago, in the Mr. LJ. Gos druggist of Briensbu open bis door and se bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla, ‘The stranger was very reticent at first and bis suspicious conduct soon alarmed the dr At, a prominent! stranger 1-2 B'way. ist, especially when ered ia the darkened store and made no preparations to depart afer he had gotten what be came after ant lin o's, Drug Store. THOS. P. MILLER, 4. guynn, | Paid for it. Mr, Gossett thoaght he | Pree Mauser. ‘I might be a burglar, or some one who intended to murder bim and then loot He presently announced that he Vainut St believed he would close up and Sputhern home, whereupon his customer de hil $2.50 per day, t nd conclud- mind about going hom Jooms, 8t. Louis, - Mo. | his mysterious companion he : But it seemed DP Juer M.D, WF Witamon.M. DY 116 for him to JUETT y] WILLIAMSON, = jo solutely impossi- et rid of the unwel- So finally b me right out and s he would have to close the store, and ns-atid | the visitor gracefully acquiesced, but Physicia UPJCONS | ted cu atcutin to go home with| hist, $e aloo Suggested thet th bee ya) Ae go the back way, which was nearer, a bac quite dark, but the terror stric Ottice, No. 4192 Broadway, en merchant positively declined said his name was The tobacco fiend is likely to get the marble heart in Louisville. The people are rising in their might to re- mark that the habit of expectorating Il over street cars, church floors ndin fact in most every place where the lords of creation are wont to go and dwell, must be abolished, y able articles have been 1 from those who favor an anti-expectoration ordinance, There is room for reform of this sort in Prducah, ‘The stran and when he reached home began in- | nd coat—and there stood hats, and played an April fool joke prised of the joke beforehand, and J, W, ae feels that he will never hear the last Canned oe 94 Kinds, oa Tauarepan 243, “Pullem,’’ and went on home with | troducing ‘Mr. Pullem’ to crowd he found in the house. | I who had donned her on him, for it was All Fool's even- the way they have since “‘guyed’ the of it. DEALER |B Free delivery to all - of the city. —————— | Mr. Gossett, who could notebake him, | esently Mr, Pullem’? removed his hat * VIST. h kintosh and one of his 406 BR WAY, ing. The others had all been ap- druggist has been a caution. He Staple an Groceries, Cor. nd ith dams, Horse Shoeing a Bs jialty. If the city purchases a pa- trol wagon, it will be kept at Central fire station, and an engine house horse will probably be worked to it. When it is needed anywhere all necessary io be done is to tele- phone the locality and the minions of the law will do the rest. The police as) greatly elated over the prospects of having one of these highly essential vebicles. Always on hanfl ready for work. HENRY > GREIF. J, $. GANSTER, Solicitor of Pension Claims. Veteran of four iy ‘sin the war of 5. The sports who have reason to fear the grand jury, if there be such here, cannot this time repair to the pictur- esque lakes on the opposite side of the river and sequester themselves ;} until the ordeal is past, This has long been a favorite mechod of eluding the august body of I tors, but now the high water sadly interferes, and the lakes are an ocean of muddy water, It _ is singularly noticeable, how- ever, that few of the ‘‘tin-horn’’ gamblers are now left in this neck 0° the woods. The grand jury always disperses them—for a few brief days, anyhow. prosecutes cin betgre the Bureau ie of Yengions. call. Cae VILE American Plax Toh to $6 00 per day. om Few of last week’s ‘‘bums’’ seem to be left, but likely most of them Booms only $1. 00 and upwar ge haven't finished sleeping off the ef- /A. R. COOPER, ects of the hquor they imbibed at “Does the principle that distance lends enchantment hold good when man Wheeler, who is just back from In- timate association with great men causes their greatness to vanish like * And with Of claims romply attended to. that he smiled a cynical significant » wateh out of his | Capt. Jeff Hudgens blanked if he dies eeuile W mination: Judge Lee declined allow achild of a big fat, lazy, sas or other unusual misfortune; bi Capt. Hudgens was a witness to th’ meet the sam string of the county of Graves. “Bishop T. U mid-day men. He sometimes preaches in th storeroom,”’ The above paragraph from th following “Miro Preaching on the stre: of in the church, is practically ad preach in the str Jon’t have time he seems to admit by so doing, t his s effet upon tue people is, that at | mise by moving the J able tha was called to | in nection attention to re known and prea way to get the sub, clared that he, too, would go, as be was | cold, Mr, Gossett then changed his | let well enough alone, and told | : De wight | GATHERED ON THE LEVEE ght} warm by the stove in the store. | and ominous looking visitor. | nassed up at 8 a. m. “| cinnati. packet to ) tomorrow from the 1 The big John K. Speed passed] And the trusting wife had to up from New Orleans for Cincinnati| ith this excuse for ever so long a time yesterd dowa yesterd light aud did not stop. the were aboard the John K, y making a pleasure trip from Cincinnati to New Orleans. after being laid high water for in her old nd Danville terd up on acount of several weeks, starte tr thle morning. ne champion Dick Fowler will again turn ber he: morrow morning, the water having sutficiently for her to make most all of her way landings, The fall of the river last night’ is} sometimes be overtrair estimated at 6 inches. The current] onstitutio aS <a ly so swift as THE PACE THAT KILLS, no doubt bemg checked by the back water from the Mississip- pi. As the river continues to fall busi- ness gradually picks up few days more all the local packets will be out again filling their oll places, Business on the wharves this morving, however, was very light. Owing to the high stage of water at Cairo all the | go under the bridge have to take 4] his wheels off the track, and not a The] will move to help that driver or even fallen in the Ohio is not n it has been, portion ¢ Buckeye i) Manager, the terminus of the campaign. convenience of those whe lid not | matters follow. If there is anything more detest- debate in the religious pulpit, it is a street |ccriptatal questions, liscussion of It is a sign eop'e are now is county judge, remarks fing May, field ‘Mirror.’ The following in- cident drove Jeff to this rank deter- cullud gemmen to be buried at the expense of the county, last Friday. It is the custom of the county to bear the burial expenses of persons whose families are in poverty from sickness where the father is an able bodied | i man, a3 was the case last Friday, the Judge promptly refuses to burden the pe ple with the burial expense, refusal Friday, and fearing be might fate, he decided not to} m., prayer die while such @ man holds the purse oe Dudley, of Louis-| srasonte Hatt ville, is for the time being engaged at n holding services on the streets of bis city for the business open air and sometimes in a vacant insterd mitting that the affairs of this | fe are| ‘ of more importance than of attending church, When the preacher leaves the church pulpit and goes out to| , Past, Grand, Mw ets, because people to go to church, cred mission is not of the first importance. Of course the good man | e¥#.y second does not mean to admit this; but the tending church is a secondary matter | #1"! to the business affairs of life. The bible story of the marringe feast does | 22 not say it was moved out and about jto suit the tempor e time’ to at- jtend it; buc ministers were sent out Ceremonial to compel the worldlings to come inte the house. — There was no compro-| and thirt Wedne-day tig feast out oa the] | Queen sarat rade street. The bible enjoins that you boy ly seck first the kiogdom of God anc | his righteousness, and let the worldly] Luy of the West rabernac ani fourth Thursiay Bights in eseh nsequently ly of t M1 | was very glad, the other day, to] pm imescn month well known county of Marshall, | ‘ant fact in this con- however, that a great many ys paying so little on as it is now ed, that the only ect before them is] oT wiih that « ‘ ts to goout and tackle them in the] more modern, uj ts, as many preachers are doing. COLORED to Cc HUR' RCHES, sy stuck Chapel ay genoot 4 Rev. B. Mg Xp ut is ‘Trimble, Stre school, 9:30 3; Sand evenings K. Cotter, pastor way, Third Floor, ig 1 eats month Mt Zion L Wednesday evening tn eae month, nah ‘ourt No pare Lodge cond Monday in each mouth e SPRY DE yELt INDEPEN DENT ORDER OF ODD FELLOWS Madisonville ‘‘Hustler'’ elicits the emarks from the Mayfield ws Hall, se corner 7th & Adams, ows Hal uirlarchs No 10 OF. nd Friday evening in e 1 Old Fellows’ Hall uncil No 79. ed Od Fellows’ E n Kentucky God ry second apd fourth h month at Colored Old Meets at Hall over N UNITED BROTHE! | 8: Paul Lodge No 65—Meets h Monda: 1 Broadway, if the Mysterious Tes athe first Tuesday t adway Goldin Rule Temple “Meets second Thurs ft} aay tn cach me third Tuesday Jen Ru month » in every mic arth nights In each month, 1 Madaitar T kbernacle, No i wind’? ursday nights in ew month Saturday afteraoon tn each m {| Star of Paducah Tent Meets pm in each month ura preacher say be regarded the| Grand Army of th second | bible as too sacred for him to engage | t “aati fhe andying it back and forth in the utter, J3E THAT FAILED. st Once Tee been the ref. gh is. Late hours and all sorts ¢ 1 be mA en put of the 1 enter ne old explained by world of trust prising wives hk It is something similar to Mobomet’s] *ery _ philosophical conclusiag to go to the | This story tells how « harpist mountain becanse the latter declined tilt a of her hus hncbantpitdheptasl.. S80. This } r husband fell deeply into the habit of staying up town late DRIFTWOOD t nights and fell tuto ¢ Nores Buckeye The Je lock. The City of Ps . Louis en route uf Tennessee river. y afternoon. G ternoon; she was The tow bi Capt. Amon Price has recovered from his recent spell of illness and is now open for allengagements as ‘star gazer.’” ate from Memphis today for Cin- Fowler was the regular nsville this morning at aducah is due here © City, passed ‘The Mayflower arrived here out of Tennessee river this) morning bound for St. Louis, She carried a very light cargo. habit of explaining his absence on the He was not, » say, entirely truthful in these explanations, but his 1 wife did not always know of this, * this wise latter-day fowl of a hus ad had posted all his office foree te rive the proper story whenever his wife uld ring Mice by phone ‘ht the office e would ring and a poor slave ¢ clerk w to the tele phove ell the stereotyped “Yes, Mr. Smith's here, but he's in his private office, very busy with ¢ gentlemar But after the lapse of many months and fter she had heard this story so many 1 become tired of it she naturally became a little suspicious : tried a little sly investigating, but ed her nothing. Tut one night her turneame, A bril- liant thought came up her t about . Mr, Smith's here, but he's y right now,” was the reply Let me speak to him a moment It's very important.” Quite a crowd of excursionists| “py afraid he can't talk to you," said The Ashland Cit » between this pl 1 towards Cairo tc their chimneys off. nd within a steamers that ate arrived here this morn-| sigh in sympathy. 1 ing with about half of her stacks| car is edging and peering and wishing kuocked off, which made a great change in her appearance, Speed yes-] the clerk, trembling. HW bim Tn right t speak to him. Vait a minu The 8 right slowly and hel Ie's too busy to be disturbed you right sure he's there?" Why, T just this mo ment spoke to him. “You dreadful man—how dare you tell me such a deliberate untruth! Mr Smith is here in the sitting-room read ing WV hich te hes that a clerk may Atlant Something for TB: and The pace that kills a business woman is the work she faithful att er killed a Worry and the “se these are the two n woman's coffin, The “seeing to things” idea is dis tinetly femix No man ever had it Every woman is born with it, M sit in a streetcar and watch the driv of a truck groan and tug, and try tog joes at home, Good tion to bu womar to things” id Is in the busi rd, siness ery woman in the she dared go out on the platform and ¢ to that truck.” That's the thivg that kills women, There is any amount of timber to] They try to carry the world on their be brought out of the small streams | shou! rs, and they don't realize that as svon as the rivers fall enough for] the world is a great deal better off with. the mills to receive tt in their] out their puny strength u booms. ‘Phere is now at the mouth of Tradewater 300,000 feet of lum ber which will be brought down in about ten days, The tug Nellie Brown is now on her way down with a raft which contains nearly feet and there are also two rafts to come out of the Cumberiand river nnessee which and several in the 1 will be brought gut in a short while, a Higkory Stove Wooge pho: For pite stoyé wood . $1 load. Ouro Ryve KE AND Cor 4 / 10,000} family goodeb; er it, Business women try to do too many kinds of things. They are, most of them, “Jills of all trades.” When a Dusiness man gets up in the morning he takes his bath, goes into the dining: h} room and eats his breakfast, kisses his and goes downtown to nsible man, ‘The busi lo you know her? Ido. »| work, like a hess woman: pn] T'll tell what the business wor does, She gets up early and goes into the children's roam and fusses around for half an hour or so, If you ask her what she is doing, she'll say she's “see ing to thing: ervant—and waits uper Paducah Electric “Co O. |ncarae" INCORPORATED, Owned and Operated by th: essee and Ohio River Transpor- DEPARTMENT. - INCORPORATED, R Row ann, 1 STATION 2478, SEC You can turn your lightsn any time—whenever you need them, F. M. Fisuxr, See, | uv. padnoad, i t=. |e oh mtist) Sun: A. and $ p. kets (Datly excep chuhichaded iy &. Hopkins {8i¥e Continuous service day/and n ng, 1a, Mm. and § p.m. It’s dangerous, Paducah and Cairo Packet Line (Daily except 8 Over 10 lights to 25 lights, 36c per light per month. church, 10th & Trimble i lights to 50 lights, 35 Preachivg 3 it per mon'h, Memphis, New Orleans & Cincinnati Packet Company, TP ndiay These low retes for 24 hours’ servige apply when bill is paid betore 5th of succeeding month, A. C. EINSTEIN, Vice Prest. and Mgr. PADUCAH CYCEEWORKS. 126 and 128 N or Lodge No %—Moets every first G-Meets every frst Meets every », s—Meets every se h Fifth Street, 8 frst and th at Colored hb Lodge No. 1sib—Meets every first Mondsy ineach mouth at Colored NELSON Ly Central ory... 640 pin AF Loulavilies 2.1L 10 bm rade Bicycles and Bicycle Sundrie: Agent for Odell Typewriter, Price $40.00. “a . ‘Teachers, and in fourth Peiday evening in enc 1 oth at 1a Suftable for Ministers, Doc- The Only Exclusive Bicycle House in the all baying wheels from Riding School free call and see OUR WE invite Ae ttum Prices on same. J. R. PURYEAR, Manag J. BERGDOLL, —— l’ROPRIETOR——— Paducah - Bottling - Co., AGENT CEEFEBRATED LOUIS O'BERTS BEER, Of St. Louis. s——Sola Pop, Seltzer Water, Orange ery second eniag ineach month at No hb morth at je No, 1—Meets first and 0 Je, No, 45, meets first »)—Meets second Meets first and ry No. 05, Mevts Jv of Padueah Tent, No, 5. 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