Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 4, 1916, Page 4

Just Where They Are Standing. No one with ordinary intelligence should have any difficulty in ascertaining where candidates on the republican ticket are standing on the question ' THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR [ *THE DEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETOR. | of railroad regulation and control. ;l‘he republical; — = 2 er. | position is defined in the party platforms, nationa ._"'fld RESmeRx postatfies us "flf—d.—m“ patns and state, and these glafforma are entirely con- JERME Ox SU:SCS:::?N- By Mail | Sistent and harmonious. The declaration of the ,..¥ month r. | republican national convention is as follows: Efi; ‘:ighos:r‘s.:nd-y. ::: 00 , Interstate and intrastate transportation have Evening and Sunday.. 40¢ 00 4 become so interwoven that the attempt to apply | Evening without Sunday. Olf Sunday Bee only..... ¢ Daily and 3\“!‘!‘ Bee, I notice of chang two, and often several, sets of laws to i}s regu- lation has produced conflicts of authority, em- barrassment in operation and inconvenience and expense to the public. The entire trans- portation system of the country has become essentially national. We, therefore, favor such action by legislation, or, if necessary, through an amendment to the constitution of the United States, as will result in placing it under com- plete federal control. : The platform promulgated by the republican state convention declares, “We endorse in its en- tirety the national platform of the republican party adopted at Chicago,” adding this statement with reference to the state railway commission and the progress marked by its work: While recognizing the soundness of the ex- pression of the republican national platform on the subject of regulation of transportation, we ee years in 20. of addrens or irreguirity in de- Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, express or postal order. Only 2-cent stamps t of small accounts. Personal checks, okept 'on” Omaha and castern exchange, not sccepted: OFFICES. Omaha—The Bee Building. th Omaba—2318 N street. Council Bluffs—14 North Main street. Lincoln—b26 Little Bullflm% Chieago—818 People's Gas Building. New York—Room 803, 286 Fifth a Bt. Louis—508 New Bank of Comm: ‘Washington—726 Fourteenth street, CORRESPONDENCE. 1 Addres feations relating to news and editoria matier to Omaha Bee, Editoris] Department. JULY CIRCULATION. very to Omaha B g TR T e T call attention to the fact that federal control is only contemplated therein, after such legisla- tion or amendment-to the.constitution of the United States is enacted as may be necessary for broadening the scope and increasing the efficiency of the Interstate Commerce commis- sion. We are proud of the work accomplished by the Nebraska State Railway commission un- der an amendment to our constitution and laws enacted by republican legislatures. We en- dorse the sentiment of our candidate for presi- dent uttered while a member of the supreme court of the United States, that in the absence of federal action the states have a right to exer- cise authority over tfansportation within their borders so long as they do not unnecessarily interfere with interstate commerce, If those interested will study and digest these platform declarations rather than take democratic versions of them. twisted for partisan purposes they will have no trouble in understanding what is meant. 57,569 Daily—Sunday 52,382 Dwight Williams, ecirculation manager of The Bee company, ‘being. duly sworn, says that the g e ation for the month of July, 1016, was 382 Sunday. WIGHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. i Subscribed in my pr’-’-:neu and sworn to befor: me | this 34 day of Augupl JEWT HUNTER, Notary Publie. AN P otttk bl b Mot o Subscribers leaving the city temporaril should have The Bee mailed to them. AI dress will be changed as often as requested. H & | ¥ i i) Daily sandwiches of rain and sunshine are royal fare for King Corn! . Mr. Hughes certainly gave the democrats gomething stirring to talk about, é These are dog days, which may account for _ the ease with which the dachshund evaded the lion. | ' Omaha is neither the hottest nor the dryest ‘place on the map, which fact may console you _some, 4 Great Britain and Neutral Commerce. Premier Asquith says the post bellum eco- nomic warfare planned by the Quadruple Entente Allies is not to' be waged against neutrals, Just why he should announce a policy so obvious is not clear, unless it be to reassure his countrymen who are looking beyond the war, and in some way see the possible effects of the boycott now practiced under the enemy trading act. The pre- mier admits that the war has opened English eyes to the extent of the economic penetration by Germany in its effort to conquer the com- merce of the world. Seven years ago Winston Churchill, speaking to the Lloyd-George budget, called attention to the fact that Germany was far better organized, industrially and socially, than England, and urged his countrymen to emulate and possibly overtake “our great and friendly rival" England has had one great advantage, that of an immense accumulation of capital, invested in foreign securitigs. This gave London absolute control of the money market of the world, while the extent of the British banking system practi- cally put the control of credit into the same hands. Germany offset this to some extent by using the national credit to support commercial transactions. London will very likely be the money market of the world after the war is over, but credit will be released to some extent by the entrance of American bankers into the foreign field. This will narrow the field in which the Allies may effectively operate under their pro- posed plan for restricting enemy commerce, but will not prevent its application so far as they can make it effective. Premier Asquith’s explanation of the purpose of the Allies is a bland acknowledgement that | the truth of Churchill’s criticism is now felt. But, how will he square his pacific purpose with the blacklist? And what will he do with neutrals, who are also ambitious to develop industries and extend their commerce? i Of course if Mr, Hughes had wanted to please | | the democrats or to avoid their displeasure, he 1" would not have said it. It would seem that all petitions for clemency for Roger Casement were politely received and promptly pigeon-holed. — One provision of the Reavis honest container jill should require that the bottom of the box be placed a little further from the top. ; —— " For some inexplicable reason, no one in either Omaha or. Council Bluffs has proposed a tunnel under the Missouri river instead of a free bridge over it ~ ' Lincoln has the center of the stage with a voluntary midsummer reduction of 10 per cent in the price of ice served consumers there. How 1-»«; it? Captain Koeriig showed his good sense by doing just opposite to the plans laid out for him the experts. His next stopping place will likely be' Bremen. e — President Wilson lets it be known that he has changed his position on votes for women or, r, that he has not changed it since the last inge, about & year ago. 3 Iy — ‘What is the urgent need for more ‘men on the | border, that the army reserves are being called t? Does our great and good friend Carranza ire more of an object lesson than he has re- Spe————— . Senator Borah promises to “pi up” the sen- 's program by not observing the agreement by the democrats in caucus. This is not pretty, hut what can democrats expect of a lican insurgent? Hughes' Americanism. The New York World and certain other demo- cratic papers take Mr. Hughes severely to task because he does not specifically denounce the so- called “hyphenates” in his speech of acceptance. On this slim peg they hang high hopes of win- ning support for Mr. Wilson, and the emphasis the opposition is giving it shows how desperately they are driven for an issue. To make their point, these partisan critics have overlooked every public utterance of Mr. Hughes since his candidacy was broached. His commencement talk at Washingtor, while he was yet unnominated and still a member of the su- preme bench, was an unqualified declaration of Americanism, sound and patriotic in its every syllable. In his speech of acceptance, almost in his opening sentence, he declared for “America first, and American efficient.” This epigrammatic utterance was amplified as he proceeded, and deal- ing specifically with the objective raised by the World and its coadjutors, he declared “Utterly intolerable is the use of our soil for alien in- trigue.” None who reads the speech of Mr. Hughes dealing with the issues before the country, ap- proaching the topic with an open mind, can fail to be impressed’ with its evidence of devotion to the highest of patriotic standards, Sp——— ‘The print paper-makers say they were com- d to double prices in order to meet an in- creased demand; if that rule were applied all the way down the line, the newspaper publishers ould not mind so* much. Sm—— . It will be remembered that the World-Herald posed the nationalizing of the parcel post pre- handled go-as-you-please by the express companies just as strenuously as it now opposes tionalizing the regulation of other railroad The Nebraska democratic platform proposes 1o make educational offices elective by the same ) an ballot scheme as the judicial offices. it why choose state and county superintendents all by popular vote? Why should not these ad- strative ‘positions be made appointive the a8 the city superintendents, at the same time We Approve Brooklyn Times ~ Some one who has remembered the Dreyfus « nd Zola's “J'accuse” philippic has organized of democrats under the 'name of Ap- Americans. ‘The slogan of the society ‘e approve!” We suppose their list of bations will include the following: 'e approve the sélection of William Jennings yan as secretary of state. ~We approve his resignation. Delay Proves Costly Always. The Missouri Pacific now comes with a plea that to make the improvements required by the city will cost 20 per cent more at present prices than when they were ordered. Who is to blame for that? The city acted well within its rights in ordering the railroad company to construct viaducts over unprotected grade crossings. This was met by the railroad with all sorts of objec- tions, requiring finally resort to the courts, al- though similar cases for a quarter of a century had been invariably won by the city. Since the final decision of the court the railroad company has still delayed, 'haggling over details, and at last coming forward with a substitute plan, put- ting off the settlement from time to time. All the while the cost of construction material was advancing. The delay has already cost the Mis- souri Pacific a considerable sum of money, and may at any moment cost it much more, for the danger of a dreadful accident at one of its un- protected crossi is always present. Wilson in oppo- n 1914, e 7 g we his addresses fi favor of a na- se program in 1916. We his capture of Vera Cruz with the % J pnforcmg.a salute to the American flag. e ve his withdrawal of our forces Cruz with Mexico. s Ve 'a recent announcement that t {: no interference with Mexico. his support of Pancho Villa. his pursuit of Pancho Villa, _his notification of Germany that on merchant ships must cease. declaration during the sub- that we are too proud to fight. ' shaken fist. ‘his admonitory finger. e him when he advances and when when he h‘m up and when he comes ly and horizontally and diagonally, lul curved lines, in circles an and parabolically. O - e g e A A sentiments,” and the backswood nd. i they: don't suit they Kin be the American flag unsaluted. his insistence that Huerta must Well, that surely is a good one! The accu- sation that The Bee has changed its tune com- ing from a democratic newspaper (misbranded “Independent”) that has been on all sides of nearly everything, and speaks now as the cham- pion of a president with a chameleon mind! THE_BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, [ODAY Thought Nugget for the Day. Criticisms never hurt anybody. If false they can’t hurt you unless you are wanting in manly character and if true they show a man his weak oints and forewarn him against failure—Wm. E, Gladstone. One Year Ago Today in the War. : Germans made their final assault on Warsaw's outer forts. * Part of Ivangorod fortress captured by Austro- Germans. . French repulsed German -assaults in Argonne region. ! British reply to American protest against blockade made public. 2 o German note on the Frye insisted sinking of ship was legal and accepted commission plan to name damages. This Day in Omaha Thirty Years Ago. At a meeting of the joint committee of the fair and exposition association for the purpose of making arrangements for the forthcoming inter- state exposition the following were present: Messrs. Lininger, H. T. Clarke, Garneau, Rich, Kitchen, N. B. Falconer, J. A. Wakefield, I. W. Miner, Max Meyer, Fred Grey. “Der Deutsche Club von Omaha,” an asso- ciation for the purpose of promoting social inter- DER DEUTENE on_orMANA/ \y, ATV} 1) course among the German residents of Omaha, was organized and the following officers were elected: C. B. Schmidt, president; J. P. Lund and Bruno Tzschuck, vice presidents; Louis Raapke and George Heimrod, secretaries, and Max Meyer, treasurer. > 2 The board of appraisers, appointed to condemn roperty for the new freight depot of the Union acific, have reported condemnations of lots 2 and 3 in block 178, fronting north on Jackson between Seventh and Eighth. This is known as the old Davis property, on which was the first mill ever started in Nebraska. The present owner is John H. Green, i J. A. Lovgren has removed his real estate of- fice from 1504 Farnam to 113 North Sixteenth. A. W. Cowan & Co., auctioneers, have opened a stock auction at the yards of E. Estabrook on Tenth, between Davenport and Capitol avenue. The Omaha Maennerchor has elected the fol- lowing officers for the ensuing year: J. Spoerl, president; J. Fuchs, vice president; John Baumer, secretary and treasurer, Today in History. 1814—Fort Erie was besieged by the British. 1830—The town of Chicago was surveyed and platted. ! 1841—Congress appropriated $50,000 for the construction of Fort Wayne, near Detroit. 1858—Opening of railway and docks at Cher- bourg in present of emperor and empress of the French and Queen Victoria and prince consort. 1866—The Diet at Augsburg recognized the dissolution of the Germanic confederation. 1870—Prussians defeated French at Weissen- burg, in first serious engagement of the Franco- Prussian war. 1885—Funeral services in Westminster Abbey for General U. S. Grant, attended by members of the royal family, 1891—Twenty-fifth annual national encamp- ment of the Grand*Army of the Republic opened in Detroit. 1894—China declared war against Japan. 1903—Cardinal Sarto was elected pope, taking the name of Pius X. 1908—Count Zeppelin's airship, after journey- ing from Lake Constance to Mayence, was de- stroyed by a hurricane. This Is the Day We Celebrate, The late Dr. S. K. Spalding was born sixty- nine years ago today. He was a native of Penn- sylvania and a graduate in medicine from the col- lege of Physicians and Surgeons at Keokuk and Bellevue Medical college, a union veteran and also a member of the Omaha school board, health commissioner and state health inspector. E. E. Howell, insurance and coal, is just 56 years old today. He was born in Canada and first broke into politics as city councilman, being elected several times to the state senate. Princess Marie Jose, who is sharing the exile of her parents, the king and queen of the Belgians, born in Brussels sixteen years ago today. Jesse W. Reno, inventor of the moving stair way, born at Fort Leavenworth, Kan,, fifty-five years ago today. . Harry Lauder, the world-famous Scottish en- tertainer, born at Portobello, Scotland, forty-six years ago today. Rt. Rev. Daniel T. Huntington, Episcopal mis- sionary bishop of Nanking, China, born at Nor- wich, Conn,, forty-eight years ago today. Ebenezer J. Hill, representative in congress of the Fourth Connecticut district, born at Red- ding, Conn., seventy-one years ago today. Where They All Are Now. John Dicks Howe, many years with the quarter- master’s office of the De'gnrtmem of the Missouri, is in the government offices at the Presidio, San Francisco. Dr. W. 8. Slabaugh, well remembered in South Omaha, is now firacticing in Los Angeles, Cal. Until recently he had been practicing in one of the small towns near Los Angeles, but has now moved in. \ Walter Phelps, formerly a prominent building contractor in Omaha, now lives at Seattle, where he is in business. Will S. Rogers, son of Milton Rogers, one of our Omaha pioneers and brother of Herbert M. Rogers, is treasurer of the Scott Paper company of Philadelphia. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Today is the centennial anniversary of the birth of the late Russell Sage. P The second anniversary of Great Britain's declaration of war will be observed today throughout the British empire. The Congregational church of West Barns- table, Mass., today will begin a celebration of the 300th anniversary of its organization, The general conference of Christian workers will open at East Northfield, Mass, today and continue in session until August 20, _The democratic state committee of New York will meet in New York City today to decide upon: the date and place for holding the state platform conference. A monument is to be unveiled at Barnstable, Mass,, today in honor of the memory ‘of Lemuel Shaw, who served as chief justice o?lhe Massa- chusetts supieme court 1830-1860. Story-ette of the Day. A party of engineers were tracing a township line across some farm lands in Illinois. As chance would have it, the line passed directly through a large barn having double doors on each side of it, and they found they could continue their measure- ments through the barn by opening the doors and thus avoiding the dreaded detour. The owner watchgd their progress with considerable inter- est, but made no comment until they had reached the farther side of the barn, when he asked: “Thet a railroad ye-all survein’ fer?” “Certainly," replied the chief, with a humor- ous_twinkle in his eye. : The farmer meditated a bit as he closed the barn doors behind them, when he remarked some- what I’neuivel : “I hain't got no objections ter havin' er railroad on my farm, but I'll be darned ef I'm going ter open and shet them doors f:;' yer train to go through!"—Youth's Compan- 1916. g The Pees LeHer Suffragists Claim Right to Smile. Omaha, Aug. 3.—To the Editor of The Bee: Let me thank you for putting in that picture of Mrs. Jiggs along with Mr. Jiggs and letting her have a “smile,” too, for she certainly had a smile' coming for appearing in the same issue of the paper containing the announcement of Mr. Hughes in favor of votes for women. We lost our campaign for the suffrage amendment in Nebraska, but we have won, or will win, just the same, because our work in Nebraska and New Jersey and other states, where we suffered defeat, is what is bringing around the men who will eventually give us the suffrage by an amendment to the federal constitution. So I say Mrs. Jiggs and all the women have a right to smile. SUFFRAGIST. Denies Charges and Impugns Motive. Irvington, Neb., Aug. 8.—To the Editor of The Bee: I in relation to of one kind or another now pending in which it is claimed that I am interested, and in which an attack was made upon the character of the hotel op- erated by me at Irvington. In the first place, the charges made openly and by in- ference that the hotel operated by me is used for immoral purposes is absolutely untrue and is known to be untrue by the parties who made such charges. I have a hotel license to operate this ho- tel, and the hotel is conduced, I might say, along very much better lines than probably any hotel in the city of Omal I have a great number of friends in Omaha who know that I and my wife are first-class cooks, and I have made a specialty of serving a chicken dinner, together with home-grown vege! bles and fruits, and have endeavored to in- duce my friends to patronize me. The sole objection these people have is that my frinds do come out to Irvington and that sometimes automobile parties come out in the late evening, and some automobile par- stop on early trips in the morning to at my hotel. There never has been any disturbance by any of my guests or myself. The only trouble that has ever been kicked up has been brought about through the mali interference by my enemies with at points and place off of and e hotel and the hotel property. In regard to all these lawsuits it seems to me the proper place to have these cases tried is in the court room before the judge, and it begins to look as' if these articles are being published to influence the court when it comes to pass upon the matter. Such conduet I consider entirely reprehensible, and it seems to me that a good cause would not require any such conduct upon the part of the one urging it. A large number of people live in and about Irvington and so far as I know the only persons who have any objection or complaint to make is this gang of four or five, none of whom live anywhere near the hotel, and a majority of whom do not live near the village, but who have assumed to themselves the right to regulate, regardless of law, my business, as well as constituting themselves the custodians for the community. GEORGE BRENNER, Suburban Hotel, Washington Post: Seasonable maxim: “A hit in time saves the nine.” Wall Street Journal: Driving of the is good, but the putting is yet to n Francisco Chronicle: Mexico is now at peace with all her enemies save those at home. New IOreans States: tute for gasoline has cheaper than shoe leather. Boston Transcript: The Italians seem to be in possession once more of all the most desirable telegraph offices. K s City Star: Those waves which Britannia rules don't extend far as 50 feet below the surface, apparently. ‘Wall Street Journal: One automobile for every forty-five persons in the United States, which leaves enswgh pedestrians for sport. Boston Herald: Mexicw wiay be learning a lesson from the mobilization of our militia, but this country is learning a ot of them. Savannah News: Villa must have been alive all the time, for there.is nothing in his behavior to indicate that he has been born again. Boston Transcript: But can the United States renounce all rights in Greenland without the consent of old Doc Cook, the gum-drop king ? Philadelphia Inquirer: That judge, who that pedestrians have equal rights on the streets with automobiles propounds a theory instead of stating a fact. New York Sun: There is said to be dan- ger of an insurance agents' strike. Can not some one induce the book-agents to act upon their manifold grievances? New York Sun: The theary that the Deutschlard is potential warship is as least as sound as Mr. Bryan's theory that we have a potentisl army of a million men. New York Sun: Ough: not the treasury department at once to equip collectors of the ports with diving suit: Boston Transcript: itain will win the war in a few months, s Lloyd-George. This will be news to Russia and France, Washington Post: It having been definite- ly established ti hand-shaking spreads So far, no substi- been discovered germs, we are all the more proud of our heroic politicians. Washington Post: Women, says a writer, are taking up the vices that men have discarded. If they only stop there they’ll never do anything very wicked. Philadelphia Inquirer: A western organi- zation has recently adopted the slogan “The truth in politics.” Every campaign de- velops its own humor. Boston Herald: This call of meetings in fifty German cities to protest against an- nexing Belgium and Poland shows persistent lack of confidence in the Allies, Washington Star: The republican organi- sation is doing everything possible to make the progressives feel the parable of the prodigal son has its modern application. New York Sun: Five Virginians who Joined the militia “to oblige a friend,” and were called out, now want to be discharged. Why kick? Uncle Sam is the best kind of a friend to oblige. THE DAY IS DONE. Henry W. Longfellow. The day is done, and the darkness Falls from the wings of night As a feather Is wafted downward From an eagle in his flight. I see the lights of the village Gleam through the rain and the mist, And a feeling of sadness comes o'er me, That my soul can not resist, A feeling of sadness and longing, That is not akin to pain, And resembles sorrow only As the mist resembles the rain. Come, read to me some poem, BSome simple and heartfelt lay, That shall soothe this restless feeling, And banish theithoughts of day. Not from the grand old masters, Not from the bards sublime, Whose distant footsteps echo Through the corridors of time. For, ltke strains of marti usio, The mighty thoughts L endless toll and en tonight I long for At And Read from some humbler poet, ‘Whose songs gushed from his heart, As_showers from the clouds of summer, Or tears from the eyelids start. Who through long days of labor, And nights devold of ease, Still heard in his soul the musio Of wonderful melodies, Such songs have power to quiet ‘The restless pulse of care, And come like the benediction That follows after prayer. Then read from the tr ‘The poem of thy chol And lend to the rhyme of the poet, The beauty of thy volee, red volume, And the night shall be filled with musle, And the cares that infest the day Shail fold their tents, like the Arabs, And as silently steal away, | SMILE-STIMULATORS. “Are your men ambitious?” “‘Oh, very. Every man around the place is willing to do anybody's work but his own."—Loutsville Courfer-Journal. PAINS IN SIDE AND BACK | How Mrs. Kelly Suffered and How She was Cured. “Can you tell me what a smile is?" asked a gentleman of a little girl. ““Yes, sir; it's the whisper of a laugh.'— Answers. Teacher—Johnny, can you tell me what a hypocrite 182 Johnny—Yes, ma'am. Its a bd what comes to school with a smile on his face— Brooklyn Citizen, Burlington, Wis.—*‘I was very irreg- ular, and had pains in my side and back, but after taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- pound Tablets and using two bottles of the Sanative Wash I am fully convinced that I am entirely cured of these trou- bles, and feel bettcr all over. I know your remedies have done me worlds of | good and I hope every suffering woman Mald—Is this paper from Mr. Scribbler's room waste paper, mum? Landlady—) He hasn't written any- | thing on it yet—Judge. | they | Willls (ready for school)—Mamma, are holsting up a safe down the street. | Mother—Well, be careful not to walk on the safe side.—Boston Transcript. “Look at 'em!" “Look at wha snatcher. “Them black an' white stripes that's al the style! T kin remember when the: ‘em on us we thought we was disgracel Washington Star. claimed the burglar. asked the pocketbook 1 t . mfirsuféus ON HIS MY FANCE VACATION — Do YoU YHINK HE" WILL WRITE ME EVERY DAY? will give th trial”’—Mrs. A give them a tral. TS. ANNA “‘“:u“""““" o KELLY, TI0 Chestnut Street, Burling- ton, Wis. YES ~TILL HE BEGINS To | The many convincing testimonials con- THINK COLORED PoSTAL CARDS | stantly published in the newspapers ARE JUST AS_qo0b! | ought to be proof enough to women wko T suffer from those distressing ills pect- | liar to their sex that Lycia E. Pinkham’s | Vegetable Compound is the medicine they need. | This good old root and herb remely | has proved unequalled for these dread- Edith—Haven't you and Jack been en-| ful ills; it containg what is needed to gaged long enough to get married? | restore woman’s health and strength. Bthel—Too. long! He hasn't got a cent I8t Roson Teasserint If there is any peculiarity in your case requiring special ad- vice, write the Lydia E. Pink- ham Medicine Co. (confidential), Lynn, Mass,, for free advice. lumped.” gloomy I thought it might have been the home team.'"—Kansas City Journal. “We sold our pup. “What did you sell him for?" “Why, er—he bit holes in the carpet.”'— Punch Bowl. ‘“What is your head clerk working on— some abstruse chemical problem?” “You might say so, yes. He's trying to compound a red, white and blue drink for the soda fountain."—~Chicago Journal. FRECKLES Don’t Hide Them With a Veil; Remove Them With the Othine Prescription. Mrs. Gnagg (with a reputation)—Doctor, This prescription for the removal of T fear my husband's mind is affected. I8 |freckles was written by a prominent physi- there any sure test? § DoctoreaTeil him that you'll 1ie ks | €180 and 18 usually so successtul In removing to him again, If he laughs he freckies and giving & clear beautiful com- Boston Transoript. plexion that it ia sold by any drugglst un- der guarantee to refund the money If it Artist (pointing to his very successful picture, A Donkey)—What do you really think of 1t, anyway? Enthusiastic Lady—Lovely! And you have put so much of yourself into it, too.— New York Times. “That fashionable Mrs, Flubdub has sued for divorce,” falls, “What's the charge against her hus-| pou't hide your freckles under a vellj band ?" wot an ounce of ethine and remeve thenh Hven the first few upplications sheuld shew & wonderful improvement, neme of the light= or treckies vanishing entirely. Be sure to ask Sherman & McConnell Drug ‘““Neglect of her bulldog and failure to support the same, I belleve."—Pittsburgh Post. First Office Boy—Where wuz I yester- day? At me grandmother's funeral! Second O. B.—And was it ’:nternnln:" Co. or any drugglst for double strength First O. B.—Well, say. Lve seen one A 2 grandmother's funeral dat's” worse than | Othine; it is this that is sold on the money ‘golf!—Puck. back guarantes.—Advertisement. e —— Record of the Brambach Grand Pianos Highest quality, broad in tone, large in durability, short in size, small in price— You pay just $465. & Easy Terms We have bargains in new and used upright pianos, $135 up. $5 Per Month { A. HOSPE C " 1513-15 Douglas Street. I Do Not Claim 1 am not one of those “Great Surgical Specialists” who operates on every case bec#use they know not the first prineiple of medical treatment. I have no power to look at you and tell all that ails you without consultation or examination as some doctors claim. I claim no greater skill than some other doctors I know, who practice hon- estly and keep themselves posted. I have no great dis- coveries, and I do not perform miracles, as most adver- tising quacks tell you. THINGS I DO CLAIM: I claim, after nearly 20 years of very active practice, to be able to diagnose and treat your case as well as any other Omaha doctor, no matter what he may charge you. I claim to treat by medicine and other means most of the cases that the “Great Surgeons” say only an operation will_help, especially in diseases and disorders of women. IT IS A CRIME THE MANY NEEDLESS OPERATIONS UPON WOMEN. I claim that when you pay your doctor bill that you pay double what you should on account of dead-beat. I have no dead-beats or book accounts, as I Con- Things the book sccount of the do n strictly cash business, but only charge half of what the others charge. sultation and medicine for $1.00. Examination or office treatment, $2.00. Surgery prices half also, arranged in advance, You women who have been told you need an operation are invited to call, medicine and treatment will cure many of you. Ask any of those I have treated. Special care diseases of women. DR. ). C. WOODWARD ! 16th nad Farnam. Phone Tyler 260. urs: 9 to 5. 8 p. m. Wednesday. 10 to 12 Sunday. 301 Rose Buildin, Office ho —— ROUGHSSR Unbeatable Exterminator of Rats,Mice and Bugs n."&%‘n'.'}z'.mé’.» Narer Aotre e B o 28 Ay Prupglate THE RECOGNIZED STANDARD -AVOID SUBS‘{ITUT!S Persistence is the cardinal vir- tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be run frequently and constant- ly to be really successful.