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14 THE BEE SATURDAY, . o od My * Why Women’s By A WOMAN OF EXPERIENCE, “The reason 1 am always tired” friend of mine sald recently in my hear- | fng, "is that T am always trying to put fifteen minutes’ work into ten minutes time. T undertake something that 1 could not finish in the space 1 have allowed for it If 1 kept on a full run all the time. Then when some accident Inter- fores all my calculations are thrown out and everything goes wrong | T am myselt constantly fighting with the temptation to undertake more than 1 can accomplish In a given time, In a way, I enjoy working under the spur That s, it T have a long, quist morning nhoad of me, with just as much as | can put into it If T work all the while, and with the {deal set before me of '!n-‘ 1shing a certain amount at a given time, there is sxcitement and enjoyment about 1t But I don't like to see thres hours' | work ahead of me and only two hours| and & half in which to do it Nor do 1 like to plan for fitting in everything | 1o the time I have at command, and then have something or someone come in and take the ten minutes I didn't have to| #pare I felt this especially the other day| when 1 went shopping. T don't like| shopping at all; at least, not shopping as it 18 mencrally understood. TIf I know what [ want, and where to find it, and | have the money for it, I don't mind golng 1o the place where it {a wold and order 1, and paying for it. But on this apes | clal oceasion the thing I thought I could find at a certain place was mot there, and 1 had to week further, Then when 1 found It there were two customers ahead of me, and I had to walt my turn, #alning an appreciation, by the way, of eiroumstances that make women push in ahead of othors when they are In & hurry, By the time T had what I wanted it was 100 late to do the other things [ had planned for, and since T had not allowed any time for the hindrances I might have expected, I was forced to go home with my errands undons, That ia the trouble with so many of us. AMUSEMENTS, BERTHA We take much pleasure in announcing as our at- traction today and tomorrow that 'renowned emotional actress, Bortha Kalich, in a powerfu] visualization of s clety life called, “Slander. You are doubtless al- ready famillar with me. Kalich and her won- derful abllity of deplcting human emotion, and In “SLANDER"” she is seen to excellent advantag Thin is a story that touches & responsive chord In every one, as It deals with home life and the trials and vicissitudes that befall an innocent woman through being the vietim of that horrible wanton, 8lan- der, and teaches a lesson never to be forgotten. Lavishly produced in the usual Fox manner, this dramatic offering leaves nothing to be desired, and from advance reports we can promise you an exceptionally clever, pleasing and enter taining production Phone Dong. 404 The Best of Vaudeville Last Two Times of “The River of and Geo, Damerel & Co,, and bill, "MATINEE TODAY, 215 Coming Next Week ANNA HELD THE INCOMPARABLE, BOYD ™oNanii” TAYLOR HOLMES Tn WIS MAIESTY, BUNKER BEAN A Whirlwind Comedy Bucoses. B0 1o S2.00, Mat. 88 1o 9100, oA 'S FUN CENTRR DALy Malb 1008000 Benge, 15008070 T TIME, MAT. TODAY ¥+ Jastings ‘ine TONITE p bare THE FARNAM THEATER Wenss of Features No Fips Orgse and Orehoats FRIBAY AI'I AYURBAY CARLYRE BLACEWREL, | “The Shadow of Doub A Wypioai Caviple Blashwell W e rn— ' Health Hints -: in SLANDER Omaha, Mon., May 8 aisret Sells-Floto Circus cunran TONIGHT 8:05 - Fashions Work is Never Done We try to put too mueh into a given time, and then when interruptiona arrive they eat up our lsisure and leave us with our neceasary work unfinished, Jt would ho much better {f we could so plan our work from the beginning that we could decide what must positively be done and what we could possibly leave undone. Oh, yes, T have heard that befors, and when 1 have sald But supposs you were {1l and aeuldn't do the thingsT’ the answer comes: ‘Oh, but that fa dit-) forent,” Well, 1 daresay it it When liness | puts on the brakes and says, “Htop!” | there is an allowance made for us that wa could not expeet when we are well But you, it we will go over our daily lives calmly and dispassionately, dont yoli think we could find something that eould be erowded out without doing any great harm to anyons, and whose omis- sfon would be of benefit to the person who left it undone? Then thers are the young women-—| eager, ambitious, longing to put all into | their lives that thess will hold, T recol- lect all mbout {t. 1 was that sort of young woman myself once As a result, they are not willing that anything of interest shall be crowded out, and wo needed rest and repose are the thinga that go to the wall—and then the girl finds out that patience and the power of endurance and of sympathy | are among the things that were crowded out, and that she and others must suffer for the lack of them, It makes no differ- ence what may be the age of the girl- whether she be out in the world taking care of herself or in the school getting ready for her life's work—wherever s in, In ninsty-nine cases out of A hundred she is dolng too much and crowding out some of the things that are worth more than other achlevements, Not that T mean to belittle this view | of things. Work is about’ the biggest | and finest thing In the world, and that| is the on I am urging you girls to do | n order that you may do better that which you do mecomplish, INEMENTS, KALICH Here's our confidential report on this picture, glven you for your infor- mation: “‘Beautifu] Star, in_Well Played Drama That Holds.” As & whole—Tonse, well done. Btory——Holds all the way through. Direction-—Excellent. Photography-—Very good Lighting-~Very effective, Camera Work-—8plendid, Star—Wonderful, Bupport-—Very good. Exteriors—Good, Interfors—Very good. We do not know what else wo éan add except that our first performance starts at 11 {n the morning, and you can come til) 9:30 at night and see an entire performance. q‘ Naturally, we also have a pleasing Pathe Weekly and a humorous comedy. Our pipe organ and or chestra are also still on the Job for your pleasure. I o BUFFALO BILL WILD WEST Joss Willard s or =t | Frank Gotch RFORMANCES DAILY 3 noon, 4115, Night, 8118 oila PARADE * jutss 1ol | THE MUSE "5 sattt D N Friday and lnu’r:.u - “THE SOUL MARKET" Sunday and Monday FRARCIS X WU OROE LEB & GIRLA, s “Al the AE Kinke GRAY & ORANAM wedy Wil Batielate, Puwm Wan Fhote Playe LAST TIMES TODAY Weautiinl and Talented PAULING PREDEMION s “THE MOMENT BEFORE" An Usussal Veagedy 26t and urpin's School of Dancing ‘s APROIAL SUMMER COURAE MAY Mh TO JUNE L0 e Purpin beachen all the Bew moderm Aaw Wou g0t e et W eale Fhasdars and Fridars, o.z W Fagiie s lain apend gnt AR b ooi phons hon. Waredy A0 ving mosh reasanabie Ay B LRARONE GIVEN AT ANY T | | higher than they should. | the housewife has forgotten the great \lonp saver—borax. TExNrs AT | B ”l‘:“ H ' P P An'l.'.mu | Woman'’s Work - “Dear-Season Accident” 7 at the opening of the Spring Dear season has startled Love- land. Dan Chubby and his bosom friend and twinkling twin, Danie] Dumpsey, started into the world yesterday morning after the timid Dear. There was a glory of sun overhead and sweet-smelling grass underfoot, and as the two friends drifted deep into the jungle they each took off-shoots of the main trall, and separated with a | last beaming smile and a fat handwave, Dan Chubby was visible to his friend for many minutes over the tops of the waving grasses, by reason of his waving one yellow | curl that bobbed In the sun only known that this was why! ! NOTHER horrifying ttlscdy of the type that oceurs every year alack, | e e e Are You Continually Buying Laundry Soap? Sometimes laundry soap bills seem | Borax cuts down soap bills one | ~makes your washing easier 18T AND | es your clothes cleaner, PAUL 8TS, | MR 7 Use borax whenever you use soap. It pays! “20 Mule Team Borax Soap Chips"| at 26¢ will do more cleaning than 50¢| worth of bar soap or washing powder. | Advertisement OPTICAL CO. N E CORNER - FARNAM AT 16 ™ Hear Us, Men! When we say we sell the Best Shoe to be found in Omaha at e M Ak ehosw Whaiher Fou ane An o4 rene o rEAlive dieeser, wa are B w0t pouE aveey eed By Nell Brinklo Where were we, anyhow? Oh, well—in the byways and the recesses, up hill and down hollow, across sunny opens and through dim, sweet-smelling naves of green shadow the two chums stalked thelr prey for an hour, Peering over a thicket of breast-high follage, Daniel Dumpsey discerned a glinting stir from over the tips of a wall of dancing The thing caught the sun, jiggled up Plainly the creature it was on was moying. eye of the mellowed hunter knew it for the color of the ringlets of He shut one eye, 1f Danfel Dumpsey had | He would never have-—but there, -a silken ring. With the shine of the waving thing glistening just a notch be- low the tip of his arrow, he plucked the string and loosed. And up from the beloved head of his chum, Dan Chubby, who |rose Into the air with a screech, flew the topknot ringlet! poor, terror-stricken Daniel stood in grief with his bow humming Another tragedy added to the long list that has al Dan Chubby Is going about with a B Household Hints leaves for about already opened the Dear season then place them in a pall and|pubbin of hair on his crown like the stubby tuft between a burro's And somewhers a Dear laughs under her garden hat L BRINKLEY in his hand Save all the tea Allow them to stand for one hour, then strain and bottle the liquid when applied with a flannel to mirrors, | = windows and plcture glasses, makes them | shine ke crystal ping Huskand's Love T here to Stop in One’s Education ¥. THWING Perhaps To clean the instde of an enamelled | teapot, first.fill tha teapot with water | and & handful of soda. before going to bed it remain thera Then empty it and just rub round with a flannel, and the inside | will be as white as when the teapot was cnuses of unhap- | married 1ifo 1s the lack of In- doings after the {rrevocable step has heen taken and the always together has Put it in A warm | oo Presldent Western Reserve University unless the wite malkes | Tha place to stop in one's education s that she d1d in the for broken china lime mixed with the white of an egk Only take sufficlent whits one article at A cheap cement ng as opportunity romise, the more ¢ of turpentine elther holled or raw Onfon skine waabied will help to brown it ar - Household Tb—jgics . Many Human Ills Due to Intemperate Eating By ELLA W HEELER WwWILCOX. Copyright, 1010, Star Co. What 1& the matter with us, that we begin to decay as BOOD BA We BLOD grOW ”“1”y truth may not he denled: Food dostr The alimentary canal is the most out- raged of all human highways, There are sver 5000 men and women living in the {'nited &tates today who are more than 100 years old, Statisttes, earefully math #rad from the life courss of these people will reveal that they did not greatly abuse the alimentary canal yAney §mith wrote: “The longer T live the more 1 am convinced that half the unhappiness of mankind arises from 1ttle stoppages—from a duct choked up, from | f000 pressure in the wrong placs, from a vexed duodenum or an agitated pylorus | 010 friendehips are destroysd by toasted cheese, and hard sueted meat has led to sulclde. Unpleasant feelings of the body produce corresponding sensations of the mind and a great scens of wretchedness {s often sketched ont by a morsel of in digestible and misguided food." Not one in a thousand possesses a body | that {s fatthiully recording and transmit ting the mental impulses, The brain and | the nervous syetem constitute the key hoard upon which the real man plays. He may have the genfus of a Newton the courage of a Bruno, but if his in strument bo out of tune, if it in dead sned by the presence of rust, corrosion anA forelgn substances, it cannot respond to the vibrations of the great, over-brood usnons On nceount of the wonderful power of adaptation (hat appears to exist fn the human body, a higher degres of efficlency In nometimes gained from the abused ma chine than would seem possible, We who read thik will probably average #0 per cent of physical efficlency, Our fnstru ments are 40 per cent out of tune. If for | & moment we glimpsed what our full measure of perfection fmplled wes wonld ing consel realize how sodden and feeble wa are even in our most vital moments.—~Pxchange. This {s the time of year when our friends entertain us with thelr aflments We have all listened, during the last fow months, to tales of the physical ache and pains until the subject is worn thread bare. And yet the early spring will bring a new recital of the same worn out nar rative, Bickness 18 tha resuit of wrong thinking | regarding our physical needs and neces #itles and consequent wrong doing., Not one clvilized human being in 100 eats and Arinks according to the needs of naturs Uneivilized belngs and animals obey God's laws much more clearly than do the “ef vilized” classes It is mellom that any animal, save pampared house pets, whose habits have been corrupted by close aseoclation of human lvlnw\ over-eats or drinks. Nelther do they partake of unwhole some food, which is destructive to th direstive organs. That, is left for man ma‘e in Gol's image, to do, If you are not feeling well, If you are lacking in physical power, in menta | alertness, in ambition and vitality, reduce the amount of food you consume one half Increase the amount of water you drin one half, Drop all things made of refined, whits | flour from your dlet; the coarse flour and bran only are nutritious. Give up your highly spiced condiments, give up greas: | foods, give up your conglomeration of many kinds of viands at one meal, an take your slmple, nutritious and easil digested diet twica In twenty-four hours If hunger assails you at other times take the julce of frult, a glass of water or a glass of milk. Txercisd all your lung cells by deep breathing. Take a |least 190 deep, all pervading breaths a day. Resolve to talk to mo one abou your aches and pains | If you are going to “enjoy Il health enjoy it by vourself alone. Hemember {1t 18 a reflection upon your awn gool sense, your own good behavior and yoi power of melf-control, If you are not well. You will probably declare your ill ness dus to overwork; on the contrary 1t 18 due to over-eating and lack of prope exercise of the muscles and of the lungs Take yourself in hand and be well, and it vou are not well, do not talk about it Talk health. The dreary, neverendine tale Of mortal maladies is worn and stale You cannot charm or inter: Hy harping on that minor rd . Say you are well, or all is wall with yo = Advice to Lovelorn more inspiring By Beatrice Fairfax. Use Your Own Jndgment M X Wa are twe gir thar 1had friend . . femintne