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e e o Ao R e T — . and the jury of Deming, N, M, THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. * VICTOR ROBEWATER, EDITOR. dir ‘The Bee Publishi s_Company, ?mmwr. BER BUILDING, FARNAM AND 8EVENTEENTII, Entered at Omaha postoffice as second-class matter, TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION., PO et - pew e r n . and Sunday. Lo ’i'-‘.?n wlu\mu lund volin and Sunday vonlul without Bun vmln; wuhom Hunda; only. ... ’ ) 1 AM lundu Heo, three years in adv notice of change of address or irregularity i to Omah , Clreulation Department. RNI'I'I'AN i AR o/ A g g Aoy ved in p-ymn of amall accoun maha and eastern ox~ Personal checks, except on O ehi not_acos| A Bes Bunding ! Ing. gm“"‘e:fi'fl?.’l?-—"o"vfln'n‘ MWain stroot. Youn: Linerin- 38 Littla Wufiding. . ” ng. icag mg_lu"g"‘ h avemsis, i ghisce Now Iunl of Commerce, Inlum-di Fourtsenth street, N. W, pommusiestions relstiag 5 news and » pow ncmuomfi" Bes, E,umu Ye rt) MARCH CIROCULATION, 66,628 Daily—Sunday 50,628 t Willlams, oiroulation munaker of The ke com n.ny being duly sworp, n:z. that the culation lhu month of Ma 1916, was ‘u WIL Aas&nulnllunwn;:u{:v.-' uhonce wwor) o this of 3 oy BLEWT HUNTER, Notary Publie, Babscribers leaving the city temporarily should have The Bee malled to them, Ad- dress wili be changed as often us requested, R —— All auto highways should lend to Omaha, Waell, here's luck to the home tesm in the pennant race, It I8 a falrly safo assumption now that J, Frost will not be allowed to come to bat agaln, Berappy patriots who assall peace meetings down east rarely include the recruiting offices In thefr rushes, | In the matter of wpeedy election returns, Nobraska's court of public opinlon will sustain a plea of not gullty, Having girdled the globe, the Atchison Globe man says Omaha looks pretty good to him, No dissent here! ‘ Not at all, Anxious luulnr! The result of the election will be determined by those who did not vote at the primary, i The firing uudl of (.'Mbu;hu; and Juares show admirable efficlency in making good Vlllu | Nover mind the deelsion of thsl. crusty old Chicago judge. Vie Murdock has handed down # verdict in favor of the Btratford bard and Ahat settles it, Colonel Bryan has cut short his stay In Washington and returned to the lecture plat- form, Burely this demonstrates hig love for the administration, 0ld King Coal lulpendl the long standing rule of summer backsliding and joins the up- 1itterd on May 1. The Jolly old monarch is happlest when leading high soclety to the coin trough. Incldentally, the street rallway company might earn a credit mark by finishing the job of replacing the rough granite between its rails on down town streets with smoother paving material, m—— The flying squadron of Congressional Union suffragists deflantly tossed their hats into the suffrage ring at St, Louls without securing a nod of recognition. Winter llds are painfully passe beside Easter blooms A $560,000, oll company has been Iaunched In Oklahoma “for the purpose of making money,” as explained by the chief pro- moter, Consumers cherishing hopes of a slide in price peer southward in vain for realization — It will go hard with Sir Roger Casement, the pro-German-Irish captive, if the charges of disloyalty In these trying times are proven His oapture adds one more to the list of Irish fnvasion fallures and ix likely to awell the long roll of Fenlan martyrs ETE——— Our old friend, Bdgar Howard, Is up against 1. While laboring under the delusion that the other fellow, Instead of himself, had won out In the primary, he prematurely conkratulated his defeated opponent. Apparently “Edgar” is hesidea & better loser than he (s a winner being more accustomed to losing ———— Thirty Years Ago This Day in Omaha Complisd From Boe Files. The apaning of 1he panarma of the battie Getiyaburd. held on Sevententh strest and M Mary AVNNe, Was Attended by & laree namber and was enouneed & greal suneess The enlerpriae was Marted by D 1 Prrpent, who has sinoe superyise A8 Work. 1 4 1o be operaied By o slack company o oaed Sontiemmen reskdents i this oily Frod Powier, represeniing Bliss & \saaes of thin SR, went wver the Union Pasifie ta 1he intereats of | LR R Brehoan & O Nell. (hreuth bl altermars B Maten in Lhe Briel Genrt fer & mandasue \e co B0 e iy counell b award (hem (e damivact for earhing The mambars of the Uhaulavnva cirole wers WA 1 & hwe en Pulilieal Beesamy by Prondent James 5t \he Boant of EXlusation reems b T R N L T R VLT g eee— e BAr. e by the Bea Whe eharasian belng ekl Bastained honugheut whish wae o fisaneial oo B The procesds will e damated 1o the W Joha 4 Suiding fono WS T & On are e wew propristonm of 00 follan molls cn Naeth Binieenih wieeel The wliie R the Aupmivinien of B0 Clieien, peactioal Wbl businean wan I Maruinas, woll and tarerably bnown hen e Basiness managemnnl of 180 Chase HINPARD. | flvential backing, aiming to combine the two | | situation Good Roads for Nebraska. State Engineer Johnson very succinetly and yointedly states the case for good roads in Ne- Iraska when ways we are now spending a little more than $3,000,000 a year c¢n roads in this state znd are getting no benefit from it. The for this attaches not to any one |erson in particular, but to all, because of the lack of system under which the money is spent. Mr. Johnson also shows the actual cash benefit that comes from good roads quite as forcefully On the road, as it is generally found in Ne- braska, It costs the farmer 20 cents per ton mile to transport his freight; on a properly pre- pared and surfaced road, this charge can be reduced to 10 cents per ton mile. A possible saving of 15 cents per ton mile on the mil- lions of tons annually moved by the farmers of Nebraska in itself ghould be sufficient induce- rient to enlist all In the movement for better highways for the state, he blame Ed Howe's Talk to Business Men, “Old Ed"” Howe, editor, traveler, commen- tator and sage of Potato Hill, expressed some homely truths in his quaint fashion In the course of his address to the wholesale grocers. Mr. Howe, who Is one Kansan whose sanity has never been wmeriously questioned, also gave bimpell the pleasure of handing out a little of the “bunk' he so woberly decried. The fm portance of the business man iy not to be dis | counted, Is the further fact that he has | been gratuitously abused, and sometimes sorl- ously Interfered with by the government in its wedulous care for his interest, While this is all admitted, we must not overlook the additionar truth that the business man is also a memher of woclety, In which "“llve and let live” Is, or #lhionld be, the guiding rule. The habit of exag- gorating blessings conferred and burdens borne Is common to all divisions or groups. Bach is of service In Its sphere, as Important as any of the others, and all are eswontial to the earrying on of the business of modern life, which I8 complex only because of its organization, As rhilosopher, guide and friend to the world at Isrge, Mr. Howe can easlly find consolation and encouragement for all, and, therefore, is help- ful to everybody, —_——— When Bcott and Obregon Meet. The prospoctive parley hetween Major Gen- eral Beott, chief-of-staff of the United States army, and General Obregon, who s the most fmportant military figure among the Carran- wistan, will be of paramount importance as af- fecting the Immediate future so far as our course in Mexico In concorned, It {s impossible to determine just what Is going on below the border, so confusing and contradictory are the reports sent out, Washinglon may be better Informed than the rest of the ecountry, but the officlal statements are either vague or evasive. That Generals Scott and Obregon are to confer on the situation Indicates solely that the presi- dent Is weeking for more exact Information from the Carranzista side. This meeting of soldiers will be much more respected by the people than the Interchange of notes between our gov- ornment and the Mexican politiclans domiclled at the capital, Spm—— Is It the Best Way? Although some doubt still envelops one or two places on the wso-called ‘“non-partisan Judiclary ticket” submitted to Nebraska voters in our recent primary election, many thinking men are propounding the question to them- telves whether-this is the best way to choose Judges to preside over our courts, The old system of nominations by party conventions had its obvious faults, which were only in part cured by the substitution of the direct primary. Though the new experiment we are now trying may have meritorious fea- tures, Its shortcomings are already so flagrant that they suggest that we must continue to look for something better adapted to the pur- pose, In the New York constitutional convention last year, the question was ralsed as between appointive and elective judges and the con- stitution makers adhered to the elective wsys- tem, A plan was proposed, however, with in- nor {1 the form of a recommendation by the gov- ornor subject to confirmation by popular vote Under this plan, our ballot would have had, cpposite certain names, the words: ‘‘recom- wended by the governor,” In the expectation that such recommendation would insure ap- proval except for notoriously unfit candidates. We mention this now while the whole mat- ter In fresh in the public mind because clearly we have not yet, here in Nebraska, arrivea at a sutlsfuctory solution of this perplexing problem of popular self-government American Party in Germany Washington dispatehes intimate that pow. erful Influences Germany are co-operating to prevent a hreak between the empire and the United States for It | would be remarkable if there were not & strong pro-American party In Germany, just as there In & strong pro-Oerman party in this country LRelations of close friendship and intimate com. munieations between the two nations @annot be sustalned for & contury and & half without developing mutual wnd regard, not to be extinguished in & moment of prabable clash This i partioularly true of the United States and must doved as o | question of military Aftects the present Eatremists are more Thia Is eany to belleve, reapoct and Germany he o6 tirely apart from any political expedicncy In ahy often heard, heonuse of (he sensational nsture of thelr sxpressions, bul the potensy of the in ar that fusnee of the friendly Inclined Is cortain 1o Bave muth welghi in the Faal adjustment of | International relations o rm—————— Our eleslion sammissionss Anadunces that Iowill take aver Lwa weeks 1o canvass the | reesnt primary and arvive at the afficlal count Our sagaoation s (hat he appeint & few mars canintanin And divide the work belwesn thres | ar four canvassing board ssellons with o cor reaponding spasding up of the Malah This wathad will cosl 8o more, Bt WL give em) penily superiar satisfaciion e Omaha Way Wt be sleasding Hmit e bamiekies and suloides, iy loaks thal wap, he spesd | M e | sven to | whiterial b WEDNESDAY, A OMAHA, If the Earth Stood Still By GARRETT ¥P. SERVISS, Tmc result would never be recorded, unless by beings not subject to the phywical laws that gove orn us. You have seen a drop of water fall upon a redhot stove 1ld and disappear, leaving perhaps a slight stain on the iron. So the earth, if instantan- eously arrested, would leave only a stain In the ether—a baby nebula, In Its orbital spead of elghteen and one-half miles per second, as It travels around the sun, the earth carries in Ita bosom a magazine of kinetle energy, or energy of motion, which only needs to change its form and become heat energy in order to blow the earth by molecular explosion, Into & cloud. If you arrest motion you produce heat. Bang an anvil with & hammer and the iron is warmed. ¥ire a leaden bullet againet a stesl targer and the lead s melted Its arrested motion is transformed into hest. If the bullet went fast enough it would be not merely melted but vaporized The energy Increases In proportion to the aq of the velocity, This Is expressed in a very useful formula an follows W equals %M V32, which means that ¥, the kinetie energy, In equal to one-half the product of the square of the veloeity, V, multiplied by the welght or mass, M, of the body. In order to caleulate the amount of heat produced by the arrest of a body moving with any given velocity we first turn the expression of the kinetic energy into foot-pounds, and then the foot-pounds into thermal, or heat, units, We gt the number of foot-pounds by dividing the numerical valne of the kinetic energy by thirty-two, the number of feet per wecond that the force of gravity fmparts to a falling hody, Nexy we divide by 718, the number of foot-pounds In one thermal unit, which 1s the amount of heat required to raise the temperature of one pound of water one degres fahrenheit, The velocity of the earth In feet per second is 97,680, This Is the “V" of our formula, and squaring it we wot 0,641,582.400. Now, Instead of multiplying this by the weight of the earth in pounds, which would give us hothersome numbers to handle, we simply call the onrth's welght, or mass, unity, or one, which when multiplied into the value of V squared does not alter the figures above given, We next divide by two, which gives the units of kinetle energy per unit mam: then by thirty-two, which gives the foot-pounds, and finally by 778 which glves the thermal, or heat, units. This lust quotient comes ou' 1916%, very nearly, This means that if the carth were arrested fts Iinetie energy, or energy of motion, would be trans- formed into heat energy sufficlent to ralse the tem- perature of every pound of its masd, If that mass were wholly water, 19162 degrees, But the rise of temperatiire in the solld materials would be several times greater yet, because the specific heat of water is higher than that of solld bodies, Of courss nothing could vesist a temperature of noveral hundred thousand degroes. Tron melty at only 2,742 degrees, and bolls at 4,42 It s bad enough to have an automobile, or a rallway train, stop sud- donly, but they cannot turn us into puffs of vapor, although they may do worse It in very important for the interests of the human race that the earth be kept going, Just as It 1s very important for the ecomfort of a party of hoys on a hobsled riding down a long ley hill that they should not encounter a high and solid stone wall, If the stoppage of the earth wers brought about gradually, by rushing into a nebula, for instance, as # meteor rushes into the atmosphers, so much heat would be developed at the surface that the superficial rocks of the crust would be melted, oceans and moun- taine would disappear In steam and smoke, and every form of life would be snuffed out, although the in- torlor of the globe, If the flight through the nebula wis not Indefinitely prolonged,” might remain un- affected by the exterfor conflagration, just as the core of a meteorite which has traversed the atmosphers and fallen upon the earth remains ocold, although the surface has been fused off by the heat developed by friction. We have considered only the velocity of the earth's revolution around the sup, but It is also rushing, together with the sun, at the rate of about twelve miles per wecond, toward a point in the northern sky, and the resultant of the two motions, If used in the caleulations, would make the figures for the heat gen- orated by the earth’s arrest still more formidable, but we would not notice the difference—a hundred thousand degroes would settle our affairs as well as a million could do it! Then, there s the motion of rotation on s axis. In this the velocity s comparatively insignificant, but If It were suddenly stopped oceans would fly out of their beds and pour upon the continents along their western shores, accompanied by a wind all around the earth, having an initial speed at the equator of nearly 1,600 feet per second, and in our latitude of of about 1,100 feet per mecond. Newspapers and Colleges Rene Kelly, In Harper's Woekly O COLLEGE professors nowadays belleve in news papers’ We believe the best of them do. Some professors even read them and there are occa- slonal instances of a college professor actually being persunded to write articles for the Sunday supples ment! It was very different In 1838, Edward Everett Hale was & Harvard undergraduate then and was one of those who signed a petition for a ¢ “reading room.” Not only did the faculty say p,"" but Presi- dent h Quincy explained to young Hale “that thers had been a reading room some years ago which the college governmeni were obliged to break up; that newspapers were fascinating ‘even to us old men,' and that they would take young men away from their studies. A weak argument. It s a far ory from Ident Quiney's view of seventy-elght years a0 to the view of President Lee of New York uni- vorsily oxpressed some weeks since. President lee suggests that a kood daily newspaper be used in the classrooms where instruction in high sohool grammar and rhetorle s given Proaidant Lee's notion that the feot that newspapers make tne teresting reading Is nothing very much agninst the and that there is ax much instruction In studying the very It would seem to be Matory of our awn times as In studying the Seven sEAInat Thebes Newspapers are tumed out n & Nurry and the best of them fall inte errors of sty a8 of taate, but, If not in schools, at least in colle the use of newspapers ought to be urgwd upou such youngsters as require the urgtng, One of the hardest aaka of tencher of “Baglish composition’ s 10 iaprees upon his so-called students (he practioal - | portanee of larning how (o write good English. Many & practigalaninded boy regards Instruction this Bkl ae wasted thne, he 18 golng to be an sugineer or an agvieulturiet or o werehant and not an Addisen | se Milten or Binerson-e0 Why Wother with sir Roger de Voveriey and Ma frienda, o Murke s Spesch on neilis with Amerien, o Bevenson's Lodging for e NIght? The newepapes ba & part of dally Wb AEToIINEIe A enginesis And inervhants, .l o he advan | sanins o wall | il newa day-by o oiian W e a o b ing who 1 the youlh whe reads newapapers must realis compiotaly (han he did Lot " . bt wonn o8 faoh ant-blaod cmp paper e o beidge the peacticality and alid ping Muns Bom Iiere - e A w e stansl by A whivh \he hose astanal i Wi rature bhindneay to & of tha o e bty ‘P "o are darda Amrboan & vt Wigh = P new Al buemaiie PSS feaeh. @ Ak M v \he @old b0 weli te aan A wake ot oo ten Rars T . wha “ \he ves whelhoy hale swn Best el we RTINS papes reading ewe e Wamen e - Ve The sther oy Mra Harviet Banion ue Now Yoeh and Mo Oueneidde Newsll and M Batnerins Marnys of Massachussits wated rovins 0 Tepsha and | formmally deolarmd Uhalr iRlenlion (e deeome Kanee They At Al pronuinent inaders of Whe i fage et sk, and Al o Whem At laking Adianiags o e fast At anly SN AR reablemes In Kansas @ dud An ANe & voler - | proddioed PRIL 1916, Kduocational Effect Valuable, OMAHA, April %.-To the Nditor of The Bee: 1 was very much Interested In your Shakespeare charaoter puszle, although I did not send you the list of names I had made out. I want to con- gratulate The Bee, however, on giving ite readers such a fine educational ex- ercise, for no one could try to spell out the words without having them more strongly impressed and loarning wsome- thing from the search through the Bhake- speare volume to verify thein. I wish our young folks would devote more of their time to the study of Bhakespeare and other standard litera- ture. They would find that it would ropay the outlay of the evening muoh better than the movies or the dinner- dance. Physical exercise and amusement are all right If not overdone, but a little more mental development and literary «ulture would not hurt, H BB Freaks of Fashion, OMAHA, April %-Tp the Hditor of The Bee: With the freaks of fashion Kotting worse instead of better, we all wonder what the future has In store, | wish you would give space Lo the follow- g dofinitions of “fashion” which were printed in a recent periodical and which struck me as partloularly good Fashion 1s & pastime indulged in by somo folks who have nothing else in pas ticular to do, Vushion is a bluff which enables someo who do not nl{l thelr rent or grocers’ biile to put on the front of milllonalres, Fashion 18 a business which supporis n vast army of “artists,” who might be utilizing t “L talents to hetter advantage at_blacksmithing and carpentering, Fashion |8 & nulsance to those who would Iike to get three weasons’ wear out of & K-flmy Kood overcost or hat Fashion s an excuse employed by some people for """‘fi things which otherwise would come within the pale of inde Vashion 1 a custom which almo, mm: would he glad to break If evory y -In wamn't watching. n 18 a farce with those playing Indl” usually taking the fool's o the 0. hion s a convention, whioh, like table manners, Ix painfully endured by most of us. Bome dny, and 1 hope [ may Iive to see that day, folks will wake up to the folly and waste of the constantly changing fashions and have courage to find some. thing sensible in attire and then stick o it CYNICUS, Seek thg Deep-Down Ca OMAHA, April %.~To the Editor of The Beo: Since the war began [ have read perhaps a thousand letters by Ger- man-Americans on the editorial pages of Omaha, Chicago, #t. Louls and New York newspapers, The writers of these lottors secem to be all of one mind, and it is the sort of mind that can see noth- ing good in any nation or any individual who has sald & word in oriticiem of Ger- many. I usually smile over these lettors, but now and then I run across one that makes me thoroughly mad, You printed on your editorial page, April 22, a lotter of this kind, written by George Welden- fold of lincoln. This letter is written in a grave and judiolal tone which would tend to impress the cosual reader with a feeling thut Mr. Weldenfeld was very moderate and impartial, But, cutting out the verblage, what does his letter con- tain? The first half of it s & statement as to his loyalty and his rights under the constitution to free speech, etc. proceeds to say: (1) That Wilson is a bloody-minded militarist. () That Wil- son 15 wickedly prejudiced agalnst Ger- many, () That Wilson ought to be muz- zled and to be shorn of his dangerous power, either by congress or by the up- rising of a justly Indignant people. (4) That all American leaders who express themselves as In favor of going to war for any purpose ought to be forced into the army and put in the front ranks, where they would be the first men shot. (6) That the only cause for trouble was the desire of a few irresponsible Amer feans to “Joy-ride” on the high seas; therefore, why not force them to stop Joy-riding I am a republiean and am rather prefudiced against Mr, Wilson, but I can not concelve how any man who has reid the papers during the last twenty montha could get the opinion of the' president that Mr. Weldenfeld has, unless his own mind was utterly steeped in prejudic from the beginning. Wilson a “militar it a dangerous extremist and a given over to prejudice and hasty action It 15 enough to make a wooden Indian fall off his pedestal with laught The idea of putting all of our national leaders and grea: oditors Into the front ranks of the army.and having them shot at this present oritical juncture may ap peal to an American of Mr. Weldenfeld peculiar views, but {t does not strike A a very bright idea. It Is not new either. It is the old, old anarchistic doc trine that men ought to have no leader &t all, but should run in herds, each man making his own laws and enforcing them I his own way An for the causes of difference betweon us and Germany. In 1T there were a great many Americans who belleved the only reason for trouble between us and England was a little matter of a tax on ton. That was as far as they could see nto the ques ®. They belleved 1t wicked 1o go to war about ted. Why not give up the ten and have peace’ If those old-tme Torles were alive today they would be bably all on Mr. Weld. fold's side of the arsument. They would #e0 Just ane catee of trouble~ Joy riding on (he seas by foollah Amerioans They would see one slinple selutlon—for e thase Amarioans to atop “Joy riding ' Unforty nately the trouble strikes desper than that. Mr. Wilsen and his advisers have very slowly and very unwiiling Brought 1o realine this . In A Weidentold's opinton they & milttary o Jangeriue amonaR heer wioked remists and 1 aughly B HYDK Out of the Ordinary Toom I8 Ite redbat ot vibimies al (e | vate of 1 Millon timan I8 & Seeond Loviavilie Courierdournal The Bak fard Ol sompany s | w By il o dollare f el haa The contrasta, without waiting o baild » dlenl plast and & abip buibling yard of fnoewn And I Hesly 1 Bave seme £ e bonia Talalen before . le M e Rl W st N Baltmere Aweriean it of New Jerees st doaided that o A Paraed b aliashed and e s sndan poret sk sabely s Pight when O, PR Dhan beek 1o M Nia weea) A Whats he AR Pn se paun g Thin i wiuply ¢ 4 e ot al slamp o8 e o o M e om0 I Bether gt o walar He theny, DIAMONDS W. H. Cox & Som, the new proprietors of the Arapahos Mirror, have installed WAT a No. 15 linotype, W. W. Maltman, editor of the Kenesaw | Sunbeam, hus added a standard Hnotype It was {ON CREDIT Special Bargain Prices to the equipment of his plant used for the first time last week E. A, Brown, editor of the Friend tinel, has retired aftor many ye uetive servico, He turned the pape to his son, W, A. Brown, last week Extra Eas J. F. Albin, editor of the Brainard ‘ y credl' Tcrm’ Clipper, has ordered a new drum cylin dor press. Mr. Albin ralsed the funds for this addition to his plant by making an honot rojl of his patrons, who pald five years' subseriptiof in advance Fditor A. C. Hosmer has sold the Red Cloud Commercinl Advertiser to Walter B. Bmith and W, 1. McKimmey. The transfer will be made May 1. Mr. Ho Rink, § Lid prong " 1oftis mer retires after fifty years' active newn- | § fortts, Par: | Roustiek, “" Lt paper work, thirty-three of which have || mousting 0| Liied T 966 been wpent in Hed Cloud, Mr. Smith, 51 8 Wook. $1.65 8 Weok who will have active charge of the paper 524_75 52-50 ‘ g has besn employed by Mr. Hosmer au a Month ! Job printer for three years The Beott's Bluft Star-Herald will be #in the issue of a dally edition May 1 A new corporation has hought the plant from Wood & Wisner, who vetaln a sub- stantial interest, R, J. Dobell, who hns been connected with a paper at Jules burg, Colo., will be the editor, A. 0 Wood, proprietor of ¢he Gering Courler and ex-presidont of the Btate Press n woclation, 18 president of the corporation Bta (imekeanats, and but will not be actively connscted with il yalies, ut 812 and up. the publication of the paper. A contruct Terms to snit your couvenience has been made with the Associated Preas iWid gold, Laver tl. () wd B oEreRl BArEe Credit Terms: $24.75 $2.50 a Month old and gold filled J rl Daily llllll L] P l Sfl-r-lu llll " H cal for a wire service and a new linolype or write THE NATIONAL lflBTHFFI:l_!_EHABxs. OFTl CREDIT JEWELERS Lawyer*3y ecllent, your honor, wants BROSECO.153) 00 Jich St ey to_wnin time. . p Prosecutor—That's just what he's here or, Magistrato~What do you mean? Promecutor—He stole my watoh.—Balti- more American, Willie Willis—What's “Book Judgment,” pa? Papa. Willla—A work of liternture which will be widely read but whose oontents, I am afraid, will not be popular,—Judge ‘What! Little Binks going to marry big, handsome Kate Blowitt. Why, she could carry him around in her u ka' “"But she won't, He'll be :mtl t all the thme after he marries her,' —uo-- ton Transcript the of! Permanence A _ ‘]”Il your boy Josh burning midnight ofl?” . " replied Farmer Corntossel; “but he keeps the unsoling #oin’ mhout eight~ een hotirs a day “hllllnklun Btar, “The lmunlmu-lm rullml my #peech a trophy of good wense,” ‘0dd expression—rather neat, though.” “‘Yew—but the types made it atrophy!"— due THE WOMAN'S PART, Heatrice Barry, in New York Times, 8o It has come at last, you say—the call? Aid not know, Nor can | realize the trith, But when you go, No hand but mine yon gleaming sword whall take Down from Its place, That you may wield it well, for honor's nn __ T J at all; o, A little space, A little spuce, perhaps; yet it may be, Bince God is good, That He will send my wsoldier back to mo-— (Ah, that He would!) in the meantime, wsoldjer-lover, How keen this biade! Blriku nmp, lest Justice, Truth, and Lib- Ehlll stand betrayed. 1 am for peace—and fain, love, o Snld by Dmoy Dealers Everywhere But seo would 1 In your dear arms, l\‘mm{':nx myself, while happy moments Y, B 8afe from all harms; T am for Hnu- but when a tyrant hand 1ift to smite And menace our beloved native land With evil might, Then T can' say farewell, and watch &d h 4 ' you go 0 Bl i Mt The wondectul “Sunday Morning Bath \ Cheered by my Sodne d; for no tears | 2 p shall flow, 9‘ (Lde still, my heart!) And be our parting one of endless length, Or briefer while Were it our last Kiss—Cod would give me strength, Dear heart, to smile v “Omaha Mald” the | rue b 4 “Cup That Cheers” | Omaha Maid cof- fee is pure, rich and mellow. Its blend of quality, the same delicious flavor, every time you drink it. || It Is I Inexpensive Roasted in Omaha by Only 35 Per Lh McCORD-BRADY CQ. OMAHA Omaha Maid is the favorite of connoisseurs, s 3 Persistence is the cardinal vir- tue in advertising; no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be . run frequently and constant- ly to be really succcessful,

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