Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 6, 1916, Page 6

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The Ford is home speed-maker on its home political track, Republican lvuiu in local skirmishes are advance signs of the fall landslide, —————— Democrats who have tears to shed might as well begin and relieve the spring drouth, Now, watch the man with the hos, the spade and the rake fashion his own place in the sun, However, the why flirtations of gentle #mpring do not mar the radiant joys of straw berry shortcake, Observe that the snnual “wet” and “dry” tug-of-war has again pulled the knot in the rope & fow Inches over the center, !] As a rumor foundry of sen buttles, Cattegat Pplucks some of the plumes of Mole 8t, Nicholas, - Cattegat hears much, but sees nothing, e—— The mastor minds of the automobile world m #sure to learn several new polnts in the #huffle, should they take u hand in the fl m An income tax of 26 per cent proposed In _ Great Britain materially lightens the govern- M'p task of enforcing economy and abolish- - Ing luxurious living, Purty opponents who question the loyalty of Colonel Bryan should note at least one excep- . His loyaity to Brother Charley's weifare the barbs of envy, ~ Before becoming excited, it might be well to remember the fiasco made in Omaha ~ with a competing telephone systom, Whatever | we do, let us have no repetition of this, According to l Nov York Judge, playing but strietly “‘a gentle game of wkill,” A blue-ribboned kitly & dazzling wign of judicial diseretion, ~ Chinese philosophy teaches there (s no such thing as resl happiness, A pretty fair individuat Amitation may be had If Yuan Shih Kal succesds in laying hands on the bunch that dished the ‘erown 5! ——— 1t Omaha goes 1nto the eloctric Vghting bus- ness, at least let us go in with our eyés open, mot with distorted expectations derived from a Jumble of misleading figures as we di¢ with the works. : — Nz:.a suthority diplomatically tells it Is no worse than othér ecities of the same sixe, The comforting assurance should _eull out an appreciative response a! the last y's collection, The Missour! Pacific has succoeded In find- dng the money to pay the cost of raising it Mtacks at the Dodge street cromsing. Good! It " 00 trien 1t can wlso find the money to pay its ‘.fll proportionate share of the cost of a new Union depot for Omaha, When peace arrives ln Burope sad the boys ’..c marohing home, prebably the greatost sur- - prise in store for them will be some five mil: "‘ll maseuline Jobs taken over by wamen. The problem of making room for men carries the . Merma of industrial revolution Thirty Yoars Ago This Day in Omaha Oomplisd fram Bee Plies The Nebiaska The & Pottery company sisoted Whe folawing officers, President, Midney Bmith. seq PALY Ml wenernl manager Dankel Parrell treas e B G Mumpheey These, (oaethar with | N m O MW Grittiene will somposs the board o et ORI Wi umaged b leveling Ahe greund on B BeRt 10 the court house The ground B IBhen away down 10 o level Witk the lows Of UhW, vairt howse BV Wby, PO Dasr e T W Unlgt Pactfte hadguartois Al for Cnilformia, 0 be gone & few wosks SN Al wils have gowe 1e Califurnia on N Aeinl (I aid will e abaent about sl wevks Wl has Just gene 1o Washingion county PHatrbed Attagne Kstelie hae alan e BWarvhmen ol Puint Manitaoturing ompany fied ISR, aRhuRnE A apital of MRENS 15 peosidont wiih I ¥ Maywe | A B Maris ae stockholders PARS Loty otk wiinenl soeiots b 1y g o Saturdai, A e wabbi g el by deies Y 0 anage | WL o By | I'HE German Terms for Peace, Chaneellor von Bethmann-Hollwes compre- henmively reviews the war situation in his lengthy address to the Roichstag, which Is really | a notice to the world of what terms Germany might consider for settlement, laying aside the chaneellor's estimate of the ability of the German allies to continue the war, interest will bu found in the fiat declarations of iutention as to what shall follow the war, Two of the chan- cellor's statements are deeply significant, Ome is that there must be & new Belgium, the other that Germany will never consent to turn over the oceupled Russian provinces to Russian con trol, These questions, brought forward as in- cldentals to military campaigns, are certain 1o loom big in the readjustment of boundaries which must come with peace, Nothing In the chancellor's address gives an inkling as to the intention of the German states- wen for ultimately dealing with the Poles, 14th- uanians and others of the “submerged nations’” vhose aspirations for national life have taken new vigor in the clash of battle. Unless the (erman poliey has ehanged entirely, the prov- Inces wrenched from Russia will be attached to Germany and Austrin. As to the "new Bel- glum,” spoken of by the chancellor, the (on tinued occupancy of thig country by Germany has been foreshadowsd from the first, Al of this Is contingent on the fina) trivmph of the Germang in the war, The program outlined by von Bethmann Hollweg s, of course, subject 1o 1eview, al leust, If not umendment, and may undergo con- wderable rovislon befare it in submitted, 1t i of Interest to know, thus early, (o what the Germang are lookin Truly Pathetic. The piteous appeal of the senutor's personal organ Lo Mr, Brysn to stop Indulging In abuse Is truely puthetic, The question s propounded Lo Mr, Bryan whether “if sometimes as he lies wlone in bed in the stilly watehes of the night, communing with his own doul, he does not grow a bit tired of it sl Again, Mr, Bryan lx asked why he does it and this answer is vouchsafed for hm: “It nway be that the milk of human kindness hus dried in hig breast or he simply cannot help himuelf,"” Remembering the regular habit of the sen- wtor's paper of heaping unsparing abuse upon poMtical opponents, upon the slightest pretext und Inventing the pretext when it does not exist, It cortainly In all “so very willy, so very absurd.” To & man up a tree, it looks merely 1ike: “chickens come home o roost"~the good Docior Bryan administering 1o the senator some of his own medicine out of his own bottle, Nature's Way of Doing Things, New York pacifists parade with much mer- riment an Imitation of a dinossur as an flus- tration of thé inutility of preparedness. Thix antediluvian saurlan wag armed and armored to the limit, and he passed away; ergo, do not erm to defend yourself, Why not exhibit the turtle, also armed and armored? This reptile preceded the dinosaur, and has outlived him by acons of time, and yet wears his armor, The thunderbeast and the three-horned monster, the glant-siayer, and all the long list of terrible crentures that disported themselves in the sedgy swamps, the everglades und forests, or swam the murky seas of the yourg world, are gone, but their descendants retain weapons of defense ond offense, not so formidable, perbaps, as those of thélr predecessors, but quite as service- rhle, Nature answers the unprepagpd in other ways, Her laws are the laws of progress, ‘‘So careful of the type she neemn, so carelons of the single 1ife,” was not \dly written, All through nature the great devour the wmall, the strong prey on the wenk, If we turn to nature for an example we got this one lesson, inexorable and inmutable. The dinosaur would be with us yot had he been properly adapted to the life nature prepared for hix successor. His armor was not his weakness, but hig inability to change with the “unceasing purpose’ that runs forever eliminated Mm from the great scheme of things, The turtle persisted, and »o did the jellyfish, ond the amoeba; they are leftovers, lingering unnoted among the rubbish of ages, Nature's law Is forward, and the survival of the fittest, just ag surely today as it ever wiw, and man I8 not permitted to determine who or what Is fit to survive, He may, how- over, plan wAhin his wisdom for hir own pro- tection and perpetuation. Pure Food Day in Nebraska, I'hix In “pure food"” day in Nebraska, so de clured by our governor, who set apart this week te he devoled to the glorifleation of what Ne- braskans enjoy every day (n the year, from the ciadle 1o the grave oentering into the spirit of the affair with apparent gest, not cmphasis need od Nebraska's middle name s pure food, s (or tile soil, salubrious aiy and blessed sunshine unite to produce in boundless food steffs of all kinds of unguestioned purity, of tempting taste and wholesome quality, the feeding of the peaple of the world, Oup flelds and pastures are supplemented by mills and faetories, and the grains and frufts, the veneta bles and berrios, the butter and exgs, are made avallable for consumption upon conditions that wake mealtime o boon and labor & loy because Our people are bt because apoolal i measure for 1t is followed by the benison of hunger 1o be appeaand throush indulgence in home growan | Wub Kvery day in pure food day (n Nebraska e Suppose & business establishment hire & man for & responsible position sl & gon wrous salary - dwion what he ever carned Huppose this highesalariod man, whose services are fully pald for by his employer, tried trowork & side line and pocket part of the re wipis (Rt vightfully belonged 1o the Birm. How Ity 40 you ARk he would ot afier his gratt Ing wan discoversd and exposed were (o be fore e The supgontion (hatl (wo passenger slalions AL vpposite snde of the viaduet wake passen AOPs alop Gver In Omaha Tooks o tritle far fotehod, 1 00 Ban over had that efleet it was Bocause the passenger missed Bis tialn soing from oue station (o the other, with tYe result Ihat he carrind off & worse (mprossion of our | " Gy than he had beltore BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY i - - Democratic Bookkeepmg L Congresaman Wm, R, Green. Wpeech in the Mouse of tatives, Mr, Chalrman: When a great po.tical party intr» duces & messure imposing #0000 fn taxes and pre- wente It for immediate passage without affording any opportunity for correoting its conceded Injustice and Imperfections, it becotnes the duty of the leaders of that party to frankly confess that an emergency exists which brooks no delay and 1o frankly and clearly set forth the condition of the national 1.nances, The gen- tieman from North Caroline (Mr, Kitehin), the dis- tingulshed leader of the majority, has accepted this Aduty and has performed it on his part; but the ad- ministration, whose announcements have been her- #lded nbrosd by the press, not only has refused to admit the existence of the emergency, bhut has onre- fully concénled the condition of the treasury, and the gontleman from Tennesses (Mr, Hull), who has just npoken, has followed the administration regardless f where it Jed him On the second day of the session the president of the United Hinten nddressed conkress on the condition of the pinte of the unlon in genorsl, and, among other thingw, on the condition and state of the tremsury. It had heen announced beforehand that he would recom- mend enlurgements of the army and navy, which would snormouxly increase our sanual expenditures, Thesa oxpenditures had In the last fiscal yoar heavily oxconded the recelpts, and the balance In the treasury continued 1o whrink as eseh day went by, 1 hoped, thavefore, that when the president called upon com: groms Lo furnish additional reventie that a full and necurnte matement of the condition of the treasury and of the demands which were Wkely 1o be made upon 1t would be et forth in his message, | knew, of courme, that In these seasons of shrinkage in reveniies | and inerease of deficitn, the Inevitable sttributes of 4 democratic administration, sich a statement would b womewhat humilinting and anything but pleasant read Ing for the American people, (Applsuse on the re. publican side.) Vor myself, wished to lesrn Iparticulnrly how and whare the president had discovered that on June % | Jant there was a balance in the treasury of $104,170.- I8 On that dste hed recelved & statolment, ine wagd by (he Tieawiry depariment ing that the balance was $82,00,716,00, ‘Thin ditference of 2,000,000, while it muy seem msmsll in comparison with some other changes, tholught wes worth looking after n Interest of the poblie. At this point T recalled that the wecretary of the trennury had recently given the press a stalement In which the conditions of the treasury wan set forth in glowing eolors, You may ramember that (his statement was published In the newnpapers, and that it not only represented that there was now u larke balance on hand, but also that there would be the comfortable surplus of §76,000,000 In the treasury at the end of the fiseal yesr of 1916, i the present taxes were continued, As this statement apposrs Lo be the one upon which the president hased the figures used in his mensage, and |s repeated in the report of the secretary of (reasury it becomes necessary (o analyre |t It In mot often that one can Introduce & flavor of romance into cold (gures, but Mr, McAdoo has done I (Laughter,) The statement of the condition of our national finunces which he gave to the press in one of the most Interesting of the recent works of flation, although probably nol one of the “best sellers,”’ (Laughtor) After examining It, T was Irresistibly reminded of one of the famous characters in Dickens’ works~My, Micawber, in the novel, “David Coppors fisld.” Mr, Mieawber was the originator of the cele- brated muxim-"Annusl income £, annial expénses L19 6w renult, happiness; annusl income £2, annusl expennon L2 #a, result, misery’’—-un expression pe- cullarly adapted to the condition of the nationsl o Urensury under the present democratic regime, But My, Micawher was an optimist, and, like the secre: tary of the treasury, present deficits did not occupy his mind so much as vislons of a large surplus in the Dickens famous character has often been rod an exaggeration, hut Mr, Micawber's pe- cullar characteristics are portrayed in the statement of the pecretary of the tressury, 1ot us ses what the veal facts wre with reference to the condition of the treasury, and compare them with the statement of My, MeAdoo and the outline presented by the presi- dent's message Cne June | of last year the balance in the treasury was less than $15,000000, according to the dally stats- ment, At that time nearly $90,000000 of the resources of the treasiry consisted of subsidiary silver sl other miner colns, It was obvious that If the Koy ernment was called upon te meot it demand obligs: tions It would have to dip Into this fund of nickels dimen, quarters, and so forth, and the balance in the treasury begun to look like “thirty cents" indeed (Laughter.) About this time the treasury, through the collactors of Internal revenue, began to send out frantic calls for help, requesting everyone to send In thelr Income tax wn moon us possible, and the balance began to vine, On thedast duy of sune H40000,00 was pald in and it reached 352,000,000, including sitver bulllon, aub- sidiary wiiver, minor colnw, and so forth, and every thing else thet could then be thought of. Do you ask how this $82,000,00 could be changed to $104.000,0007 OF course the chanke should not surprise You, s changes ave alwiys in order with this ad miniatration, The message that contained these in teremting figures announced a very dmportant change | of policy, with reference to the army and navy which would afect the treasury, Prior to this time the form of the daily statement had been changed and the summary of the recelpts and disbursements for the yoar given In the dally statement of June M last in diferent from that given by the secretary In hin ro- port recently recived by congress, A still more sur priging change n the treasiry accounts will be found Inter, Koveryone haa heard of the postmaster who sald that the administration could not ehange auloke than he could, pul he was referving to a different administration=he had never held ofice under Me Wilson. 1f he tried (o keep up with this administra ton, he would find himself hopelossis “dintanced on the firest quarter af the frack | Bvidently thin balance of BL00,000 in (he (renmiry on June % as then made up did not seem Inrge enough (o My, MoAdoo daughter), as he added (o it over NO00,000 from the national bank note redemption fund and « ) U3 ash deposits that he said wore Included (n the revised details, although not e wlved by the treasiey until after that date Laugn ter) In this why he sugessded in bringlng (he bal. | ANCe Up 10 & Hitle over BIOLOMMO, as before stated. | Hin excuse for tncluding the amount due of (he bank note redemption fund in the assets s that was wade by law & part of the public debt aud was in cluded thereln: bul It was & ourment Hability, chang Ing from day to day, payable on demaivd whieh sould not properly ba part of & working balance. As 1o the osah Walte, ua & matier of course they had ‘ nover been eolinted except on the day they wer | celved. An Interesting f o hie twe | milllon and odd dollars of feponita which t(he | sopretary vounts as of une 9, although » tin relation anh t recetved unthh July L ois that the balance in the (reasury on July | dropped 10 POMTMLEL Incloding (he selts | same cash deposlis which Mr. MeAdes now counts 1wt thoass of the day befare Apparently (he (reas ad been dolng some Cwindewn dressing” | by withholding large payments until after (he Mol | This would ot watier se mush It My, Mo 0 had 0ot taken IhIn same balanos of Juns W ralbed DILONAN and In Wi press el o ihe Ameunt of the balance the same wn for June B namaly. B8NS, wh Ially statement for July | shawed that thers y oftivials “r | Ads e | w | | taet only 4 Miile over FAMREE an that day. Bves fown nciude the amount of the redempiion hind fag a Which wan VAWLMo MoAdea's Bress sate ot wouMl beopver RERAR e arrer e July ) hanges aiy snemplity Mro MaAdes s Nnan Al geniua ®NAve had same greal seere), o Lreasuiy, Bab Baver befare ane Whe eould e having \he same depoait craditad an twe Mt Iheaw oot deie or whi could chandy & By Inte an | Mia P adia Bathin » Mis s LI | | aper, e M pears oM and N crarhable mem - arted | [ | throuah lite APRIL, 6, | the bullding The new office will be B8 feet and » have & presssd brick and plaie glase | tront | THE LEK SHORE | 1916, e Dees o How (o Heduce Auto Accldents. OMAHA, April b~To the Kator of The Bes: Why not keep the autos on the side streets and not on the strests with car tracks, Lows of life is caming too regular. It wonld not work a hard. #hip and would reduce mocidents. READER | Precaution, OMAHA, April 6.<To the Editor of The Bou: Ko often one hears thess words, lutoly, "I child was kept at home snd il It contracted scarlet fever, 1 be- Hove 1t's In the alr. It's no use trying to be careful” And yel if thers was an epidemic of head lice or bed bugs in the city, any one would know, If & child had been isolated and got lice or bed bugs, they had been oarried to it through some mources, because they are bugs which may be seen, Put they are no more bugs than scarlet fever s caused by bugs-or animals, so small that sclence oven harx falled to discover them, The same In trus of the yellow fever bug but sglentists know It Is & bug by its habits, just as A& hunter In a jJungle finding MWon tracks or other svidence knows n Hon s about. And solentists have wo successfully tracked yollow fover (o it lalr that It is salmost ex- terminated, They have wiso glven us the truth about scarlet fever, the main ansontinl of which s proper quarantine and wix or elght weeks' Inolation, no mat- ter how light the cane There have heen, within the memory of man, certaln animals complately #xter- minated, This could be equally true of overy Alsease germ. Disbelief of this truth s, In the aye of solance, mers |gnor ance comparable to the Ignorance and wuperstition of the pavage of darkest Africs, But two or three weeka' quarsntine, doctors going in and oul without change of garments, fresdom from punishment (imprisonment) for those who escAps or Violate quarantine can not but bring forth a crop of soarlet fever, which will cost many more lives and many thou- sands of doliars, ANTLBSCARLET FEVER BUG, The Wilson Five-Step, BLAIR, Neb, April 5.-To the Kditor of The Bee: As an arpument agalnst the alleged evils of dancing, | wibmnit the following THE "WILAON PIVE-#TEP, 1, One step forward, 7 One step 2. One siep backward ) Ilnm.u [ b A, fl.lul' (nit). E LE Tips on Home Topios Louteville Courder-Journal: The typl- wal Americon 1s 8 man who Is much less conesrned about the high cost of beef steak than about the skyscraping price of gasoling, Clovoland Plaln Dealer: Mexicans are wald to he very suspielous of American hopesty, Thelr suspiclon Is doubtiess founded on the faet that up hers a dollas is worth 100 cents, Pittsburgh Dispatch: Another diffi. culty encountered by those who econ- Ademned the brutality of the prize fight In to convines the folks affected that there's any britality in it Washington Post: Without awaiting an official statement, it may be confi. dontly assertod that the two alrships of- fored to the army by the Aero ¢lub for 81 ench probably are worth it Philadelphin Ledger: Facts not only beat fiction these days on the sea, in the nir and on the land, but even the author of "Monte Cristo” would be hard put to It to Invent plots extravagant enough to discount possivilities and actualities, Brooklyn Kagle: '“The uncertain hu- man factor” blamed for aceidents by the rallronds ie tolerably safe with adequate and regilar sleep, Long hours of labor may be checked by legislation, hut in- dividual contempt for health rules is pretty difficult to deal with HKpringfield Republiean: We read that Captaln Tavscher, the Welland canal plotter, In “one of the most prominent Germans in the United States,” and also that “he s best known, perhaps, as the husband of Mme. Gadskl, the opera singer The more prevalent notion s that the position of the husband of an opera singer 18 one of permanent eclipse complicated by sun spots. Houston Post: The fact that Homer was @ bafore he began the 1iiad never restralng a boy of 14 when the swish of #lirts and the flutter of ribbons have flustered him. Ie will have to st up ut night and write the poetry and travel other paths through the valley of the shadow of death until he ascertains the fliimitable capacity lee cream whe ut her person tor Nebraska Editors || Art & new Ger o 1t will be | Demokrnt Jomeph Tagwerker will man weakly paper at Colus Known ax the Nebraska Ntas and will make ppearance this week The Gordon Demoerat, A, K, Clark, editor, will lasie & daily edition during the Indlan congr at Oordon, late In Mauy | ¥ Marshall has purchased the Ver. | del Outleok | Frank 1 Taylor, retiring post aier al Table Rook bought the Table Mook Argus from Mrs. Anna B Hery Poswes W 1 be given At onee. Mr Tayior owned the Argus from M7 (o 1912 having purehassd it from the Iate Mo N Hanier PR Galbralth, proprister of the Alnsworth SlarJournal, has arvanged for ® home for his paper By Thomas Mead Winda that tie o Howl with hareid Mound the tolling In Wis lessing From Mia bumble dweliing o the ahinyg L cut Auperh From ihe frow Fram b B winbng Vor Ris (ather o bunaes s the Iniihos ahining | Datve him o wee | nder ( TRk s Editorial 8napshots Pittsburgh Dispateh: While the Du Ponts may be able to get nitrogen from alr it in beginning to be doubted whether they ean turn out & presidency that way. Chlcago Herald: Roowevelt and Root dined together the other day and it may not be long before we have the former saying that, after all, he did have in Mr, Rootl & “great secretary of state,” Boston Transeript: What the Chicago convention will have to look for is a mil- fary man to be the running mats to Hughes, 1f there's one combination that appeals Lo old-fashioned Americans It's & Judge and a major, Baltimore American; Mr, Taggart 18 content with being a one-year menator, much Lo the surprisé of Hooslerdom, Ha will not tace the peopls in & popular elec tion, The new system of choosing United Mates nenators may be vindicating itaelt In wuch an episode Brooklyn Vmglo: Representative Falley of Pennsylvaniu, n good Bryan man, i pushing a constitutionsl amendment 1o muke the presidential term six years with wbgolute ineligiiility for re-slection, That would seve the face of the fellow who framed the single term plank at Baltl more, and 4o 16 harm to anybody, There- fore, W will commonly be called “go0d polities CHEERY CHAFY, Are you golng to rusticate this sum- mor” “Oh, no, uothing so expensive, We're | Jumt going down on the farm.”—~Waitimore | American Maude—Are you going Lo patronize the two-dolInr imovien? Hentrioo-Pay two 0o)lare and sit in the anrk? Mot 11" | only go 1o the show 1o #eo what the audience Is wearing ~14te ‘Didu't Mistah Pinkly stand by you when do mix-up umkwlmw' “Xon," voplied My, Whifflaslree ll.vunn "o were jon clons standin' by me; enongh to tuke kood alm when he hit me Waanington Biar, behind de enr,” “In the play more wnnuu- now that It has been revined” “No, They took out all the objection- #ble parts,’’~Judke, For the protaction of his cottage, & pub urbanite bought n Mg watch dog of a German dog cateher, :u the louse was entered by burglars who UL & weak Jater | dog slept. plliaged the place whils the bl ™ burbanite hied him to the dog fan- id told him about it vol you need now,' said the & lesdle dog to vake up der ~Boston Transoript rnan, big dok.’ “Pron't you think Russian literature is wonderful? 8o somber, so impressively melancholy! “You, that's right, One gets about (e warne foeling I ronding the humorous columns 1n any religlous weekly.”~Life. ‘Do you Intend to take any steps to contradict the people who misrepresent on 7 YN0, repited Senator Borghum. “When you contradict something you run the risk of bringing the matter to the at- | tentlon of a whols lot of pm e who nevar: would have heard about ft if you had kept wifil.”—Washington Star. o1 pldn't know Algwine was & lterary llf 't “But Jones spoke of him yesterday e ome of oiir wandard authors. “Bo he is; he makes unn"l and fagn,” ~Chicago P A DACHEIOII DREAM. New York Thare's Aunt. Ruth AIIII Acmnnn. That 1'm a lonely man; U'm wure she'd like to marry me To her good friand usanne; married wistor Mabel Yeops anying, early, late, There whould b ane to care for me- And so whe's picked on Kate Aud then thers's Cousin Kallie, Who dwells {n Hometown stii); Kmch time I visit her 1 get Of her friend Maud my fill They'ro wil of Uhain so eagor, th wich good grace they work with mingle heart and mind I'm quits Ashamed I'm not & Turk | 1 Jike to be oblikin n every litile thing | g were 1 Turk . weslth of Joy My female kin 1'd bring ‘A marry ail their cholces, I'd ke n harem o Ahfl ek the door and lope the key piithely run away | | % paid on Time Certificates ; All deposits in the | QTATE RANK of 10th Herney | a0 protected by the Dopodwu’ Ouar- | antee Fund of the Btate of Nebraske » Commercial Accounts Invited foty Doposit Boxes, $300 & yonr and wp paid on Savings Accounts MAIIA | | 1| GET A BRUSH FREE | " : with 'ou of '| Paint, Varnish or Stain ot the Hamilton Paint & 6lass Co, | { 1517 Mownxd Btrest. | Phous Douglas 2644, Distributors of B || Paint snd Wood nmm'm‘"‘ CLEAN UP, PAINT UP. Open Baturdsy evening untll § clock, J BIG SALE OF Eye Glasses and Spectacles Regular Values OUR As long as they last, $6.00 and $7.00, PRICE 95 200 in lot. s s A dealer was over-stocked and needed cash—We had it—That's why such wonderful values to you— Never again such a chance to Omaha people, 10 YEARS GUARANTEE given by the manufacturers and ourselves—so you can see they must be real values, All the latest styles. DR. J. T. McCARTHY 1111 W. 0. W, Bldg. refusin, run frequently “If 1 had my will it would be advertised on every street The man or woman that has rheumatism and fails mlulpuud use Sloan's Lini- ment |s like n dlo'nln a rope.’ Dyke, Lakeweod, N, J. Sloan’s Persistence is the cardinal vir- tue in advertising: no matter how good advertising may be in other respects, it must be ly to be really succcessful. Phone Douglas 4125, ‘A, J, Van fie? X - - and constant-