Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 16, 1915, Page 10

e cnoe e, p A “The thin little gosling gi ‘“The Soul of the Show is [There This Year—the Colors, the rls with reed-like legs in terra cotta breeches. —— ’Phoning a Man Out of a Position By DOROTHY DIX “Say," asked the Bookkeeper, “did you hear the going over the boss gave thc new clerk who was handing out sweet talk to his girl over the telephone? The old man was red-headed, and what he sald raised a blister. “He told that soft guy that if he thought this was a matrimonial bureau he had an- other guess and a move-on coming to him, and that if he had any lady friends he wanted to tip them off that this telephone was for business purposes only. See?” “He's dead right,” sald the Stenog- rapher, “If 1 were an employer I ‘wouldn't stand for the love making over the wire in business hourg, either. 1f Romeo wanted to jolly his Juliet, he'd have to defer the pleasure of telling her he never loved before, and could nov:‘r love again, until after quitting time. I'd about as soon have an employe wuhfln.s drug habit as the telephone habit. 1t {sn’t being afflicted with telephon- itls yourself that gets you in bad, agreed the Bookkeeper, “it's your fool friends, and especially your fool women friends, who've got the telephone bug Indigestion and Stomach Misery Just Vanishes| The moment ‘‘Pape’s Diapep- sin’’ reaches the stomach all distress goes. Tnatantly stops any sourness, gases, heartburn, acidity, dyspepsia: | | The colors and the laughter.” THE BEE: fi\ \\\\ Ve ifllis s i ,‘ X \ dash., [ that gives you the double cross. That's the reason so many pretty boys are al- ways out on a hunt for a new job. “If & fellow wants to get queered in business, about the easiest way he can do it 1s to have a lot of Mamies and Zadies and Carries calling himi up at all times of day over the phone. “I'm no lady's favorite myself, and so I've escaped that particular hoodoo, ®ut I've seen plenty of good fellows get sacked for no other reason than because a lot of silly girls seemed to think they had nothing to do but talk pink tea chatter over the telephone. 0 “1 knew one fellow wha was the whole works as an expert accountant. He was & regular bear in figures, but he could never hold down a job because he was simply telephoned out of every good thing that came his way. About the time he got busy of a morning, some bunch of dry goods with the ‘“hello” mania would call him up to ask him who he didn't blow into the movies, or show up at the fudge party, and the boss would begin to give him the once over out of the slants of his eyes, and by the time a rew other relays of his feminine ad- mirers also demanded him at the tele- phone booth, the poor fellow was done for. “It was ‘your-service-is-no-longer-re- quired’ slip in his envelope on Saturday, and all of no fault of his except knowing a lot of women that were batty about the long-distance conversation, and who seemed never to get on to the fact that employers don't hire a man to waft hot alr over the wires. 1 guess that if Mamle knew that her Archibald got cold feot every time he heard the telephone bell ring she'd cut out a few reams of con- versation over Mr. Edison's cute little jnvention. It's no way to graft a man's heart by jeopardizing his job." “You never know how idiotic a can be, anyway,” sald the rapher, “until you hear the giggles and imbecility that she pours into a tele- phone receiver. It's enough to burn up even a copper wire. Did you ever listen girl little thing will tear off? “It'll go like this. Business of calling | up an office or store, and having a man from his work. Boss scowling. Then a volce over the stopped | Man scared stiff. talking to you? Dom't you know me? Don't you recognize my voice? naughty boy. Yes! this is me. I—I mean 1. Yes, it's Sadie. No, it's Mamie. He- he-h-e-e-¢-e. No, I don't want anything “Really does’ put bad stomach in order —*really does” overcome indigestion, dys pepsia, gas, heartburn and sourness in five miniutes — that — just that — makes Pape's Diapepsin the largest selling stom: ach regulator in the world. If what you eat ferments Into stubborn lumps, you belch gas and eructate sour, undigested food and acld; head is dizzy and aches; breath foul; tongue coated; your insides filled with blle and indigestible waste, remember the moment “Pape’s Diapep- sin" comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes. It's truly as- tonishing—almost marvelous, and the joy is its harmlessness. A large fifty—cent case of Pape's Dia- pepsin will give you a hundred dollars’ worth of satisfaction or your druggist hands you your money back Its worth its welght in gold to men and women who can't get their stom- achs regulated. It belongs in your home hould always be kept handy in case of a sick, sour, upset stomach during the day or night. It's the quickest, sureat and most harmless stomach regulator in the world. Pape's Diapepsin instantly neutralizes the acids In the stomach, stops food fer- mentation or souring, absorbs gases and starts the digestion. The relief is quick, sure, wonderful—stomach sufferers have & pleasant surprise awaiting them.—Ad- vertisement. No, I haven't got anything to say. Stenog- | | | | | | | Oh, you | \Jull thought I'd call you up because I| didn't have anything else to do.” | “Can you beat it? And what ‘do you | “Flapping silken ban- ners, banked green- ery blossoms, shift. ing, laughter-struck crowds, like a giant harlequin." The Horse Show—just what the wordg mean, Can you say ‘“Horse Show" and not hear trumpets, the rolling back of circus cates, the shuffle of slippered and booted feet, and the rattle of spurs, the glassy tinkle woman-laughter, the vibrating, soft beat of hoofs going 'round and ’'round—without seeing flap- ring silken banners, banked greenery and blos- so the Garden fis. OMAHA, soms, shifting, laughter-struck giant harlequin so varied in colors and restless it 1s—witfout smelling the sweetly stifling tan- bark, the odorous breath from the rustling wraps of pretty women up to the eyes in furs, and that TUESDAY, NOViM The Horse Show--a Blaze of Girls and Dappled Satin Steeds, Says Nell Brinkley Dash, the “The sweetly stifling tan- the odorous breath from the rustling wraps of pretty women up to their eyes in furs." bar] The soul of the Horse Show is there.” heady flavor of something that intoxicates you into planning how you can own a horse, and a pretty wife of your own? The soul of the show is there this year, the colors, and the dash, the laughter, the thin little gosling girls with the reed-like legs in terra cotta breeches, the artillery officers, the pretty women (the busy and the idle) and the feathers, €]l the festival taint—and looming out of it all thbe guest of honor, Monsieur Horse, dappled satin, and yearning to kick the rail into whit- tling, all because of the fires and the youth in his heart and legs. of crowds like a How 1 Discovered Myself Lillian Wald Tells of Her Settlement Success. By LILLIAN WAL Of the Henry Street Settlement. Some people after a period of propara- tion announce themselves ready to take |up a certain line of work which is to be their's for life. My awakening was Jdif- ferent, a single incident startled me from the path I had been traveling, and I to the intellectual chirpfest that a sWeet |, 0"y ‘wertlement worker on & cam- paign for better social conditions. Just the sight of a woman in terrible stralts and the keynote of my life was struck. If today my work can be sald to be successful, as I hope it is, then ‘phone: ‘s that you Archie? Who's this o, 0 1y 516 thing that I have held to be above all others, which thought has been with me always—my soclal con- sclence. Out of that everything else has de- veloped—my great love of democracy and my success with my people. Into my ampaign [ carried this one thing upper- most. I realized that scelal work is the expression of a soclal consclence, and think the man is thinking at'the other y.¢ to gocomplish what I most wanted end of the wire? “Something with a blg, big Dam it” responded the Bookkeeper with feeling. ‘And that isn't the worst of it,”” went|pe.n happy on the Stenographed; “a girl with a tele- phore 1s worse with a clue about hunting a fellow down. There's no earthly escape for him. If he doesn't show up as often as she thinks | he should, she calls him up and he has {to make good with an excuse. It's bad enough for & woman to keep tab on a man when he is married to her, but the telephone tab before marriage is the limit, and explains why there are so many old maids, “The telephone puts Cupld out of busi- ness, for no wire connects with the dungeon cell." “I don't belleve in love-making over | the telephone anyway,” said the Book- responded the BStenog- rapher. “I don't want any man making |love to me with his mouth a thousand miles off."” “Right-o," agreed the Bookkeeper, bending a lttle closer. than Sherlock Holmes ' |tragedy and a I must bury my own personally and live a lfe of self-sacrifice. This does not mean that I have for my life is filled with in- terest, the interest that comes from a social conscience partially satisfied. But to estublish democracy on a firm basis one must practice self-sacrifice, and through that I have come nearer to my idealideal than 1 could have in any other way. It Is true that a great many not ! people | in this husy world never find themselves | at all until it is too late to do any real g0od with thelr lives. This a dire of time and surplus encrgy that utilized. But to those who themselves on a firm are working out the bullding for themselves In thelr own sphere, my thoughts have always gone out with a great deal of interest. Where seems waste valuabl might be established foundation principle of lite have and the proper niche is discovered thére s pever any waste of time and materia 1 have found it so and know it must be #0 with others. In-Slloots As a general rule, I8 an uninviting one. the unkissed girl To be an amateur hunter every man 100ks like a rabbit The best way to conquer to let it dle of old age. When we see a man with chin whiskers we always wonder how his jaw would look without ‘em. whisky 1s | In my own case there was never any room for doubt. I knew immediately what T would do with my life. I had the call, the irresistible impulse, to start in to make up for time lost. I knew that 1 had been meant to do just that from the beginning of time and that was all there was to it. Perhaps my work brings me an undue amount of satisfaction. It is remark- able to fight for better conditions and better living for people who are as grate- ful as the average New York East Siders. Then, too, there seems to be a return for every effort. There is always an up- hill fight and struggle, and then sud- denly, just when it seems darkest, the sun comes out from behind a cloud and things are bright again. To me as 1 look back my efforts seem very simple, There was nothing spe tacular about my awakening, no grea blinding lght after groping in the dark for long Adays, but. nevertheless, it has been a pecullarly satisfying life work. I have always been thankful that my time before I began my work was not spent in vain, All my training In the stood me In good cause. The earlier de #lre that I bhad had to help with the special burden was culminated in my 8reat opportunity to ald personally. T saw the great human side of it first, and then I was plunged In and began to work & way out to the best of my abil ty for the suffering humanity around me From the day that I moved to the East Bide to tako up my abode with the ple I was henceforth courage I have never dreamed thing else but my success in 1 feel myself honored In d part in the great human problem tried to establish my princivles of dem- ocracy to the best of my ability although I am not yet satisfied still keep on working, a great privilege Marriage is Invariably a faflure in case of love that inspires gun play STA hospital work Robt. W. L. Buda Wilkd: peo- % on, Mgr., 29th and Q to help and of my en any. work Httle I have| my and I can which 1s In ftself (The next article in this series of “‘Suc- cessful Women" will by Mrs. Austin man Palmer, president of the BSo- y of Political Study.) Laughter, Rattling Spurs and All the The Armour Oval Label which identifies Star Ham guarantees the top-grade quality of oo . “‘Simon Pure'" Leaf Lard' Festival Taint"’ “The artillery officers, the pretty women (the busy feathers." Your Self-Respeet Forbids This. Dear Miss Fairfax: 1 am a hard work- ing youth of 2 and am deeply in love with a very pretty girl of 18, I'Iar father (the has no mother), who 18 quite wealthy, seems to be very fond of me and sanc- tions our friendship. Recently he made @ rather serfous proposition to me with- out his daughter's knowledge. Knowing that my salary would not permit me to give his daughter the good times he de- #ired her to have and still keep her in my company, he asked me if [ would not aceept money ’rnlr‘, him to spend on his daughter and myself. ow 1 would llke your advice as to what is the best step to take In this case, @& 1 love the girl dearly and am sure my love s not in vain. P, M L If the girl you are fond of cares for you she will be willing to accept the in- expensive attentions it is In your power to glve her. You would forfelt her re- spect as well as your own self-respect if you permitted her father to give you money to spend on her. Think 3 Fairfax: [ am 2 and love We expected to be married 1 see her often and take her | of amusement, but when 1| ruggest staying at home she seems dls- | satisfied, and often refuses to answer me. Kindly tell me what 1 ought to do. | % S e This girl is so very young that she probably considers life nothing but a chance for a good time, and hardly ap- preciates the serfousness of love and marriage. Be careful to make blunders, for unless you have a willilng to do her share to make home, and who will work by your you will neither be happy nor b to glve happiness. 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