Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 9, 1915, Page 6

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Thought for the Day Selected by Alta Peacock I am a part of all that, Ihave met, Yet all edperience is an arch where through Gleams that untraveled world, whose margin From now until after Thanksgiving the foot tall boys will do most of the corner brightening. | It the oulprit’s gullt is established, there is no punishment prescribed by law too severe for tim. | Time must elapse before the country can size up the democratio party's preparedness for a split. | ‘With the close of the navigation season ap- proaching, another waterways campaign will oG be due. The trouble with that big “‘wet” parade in Chicago is that Mayor Thompeon shut down the Sunday 1id without letting them march first. Considering what our democratic governor _and democratic state treasurer ware going to do to one another, neither ot them is moving very | fast. em—— Besides the regular street lights, those beau- tiful new ornamental lamps on the court house square are strikingly conspicuous by the ditfer- ence. p—— Three years is a long walt between accession and coronation, but Emperor Yoshihito will for- give the arrangement committee if the crown is put on straight, 80 numerous and widely diffused were the knockers of the New York constitution that a search for causes affords as much useless ex- ercise as chasing the guy who struck Billy Patterson. - —— President Wilson advocates preparedness to defend ourself. The German notion of prepared- 1.¢88 18 to be ready to strike first and to “‘beat the enemy to it."” The president will have to be fare law. But as cannot conceal thelr exuberant Mr. Taft émphasizes his withdrawal from political activities by advocating the revival of spanking as a corrective of youth. Politieal preferment is hopelessly handicapped with im- pressions built that way, One of the claims made for the “Billy"* Sun- cday campalgn here was that it would open the purse strings of converts and church members wider for all sorts of religious, charitable and philsathropic enterprises. How about it? Sm—— An unidentified statistical sharp estimates that within two years the people of this country invested $700,000,000 in projects so unprofit- «ble that all the money was lost, It is quite evi- dent that munition factories have considerable street of the street by the rallroad track &t which the following committee was property owners protested wait on the city council: Richard Smith, Edward Alnscow, M. Hellman, V. Burkiey, F. W. Boucal and A. Campbell's groat play, “The White Slave,” at the Boyd. Bandle disposed of his opera house clgar The New Note to Great Britain, The new note to Great Brtain is volumin- ous, comprehensive and plain-spoken, yeot tierely restates and makes more emphatic the position which our government has taken from the outset with reference to violations of the rights of neutrals on the seas. We insist that previous to this war neutrals had secured the embodiment of certain principles in the accepted international law, all in the direction of freedom of navigation, and we protest against the cur- taflment or impairment of these rights under any pretext whatever. We do not propose to have either Great Britaln or Germany set up that we kave acquiesced in their self-made rules of blockade, war zone or warningless subsea oper- ations, 8o far as scoring immediate results out of the present note goes, we have grave doubts. The protest is hardly an ultimatum, and an ulti- riatum would be no more effective unless we were ready to enforce our demands. It will, however, enable the United States to renew the propositions when the international code comes to be reformulated, and also to prosecute claims for damages which may have been sustained by American citizens. The note is not to be taken as the final step In the correspondence, for it is to be presumed Great Brtain will digest it de- liberately and form its answer with like deliber- ation, as befits the ways of diplomacy. The P'ritishers, however, may as well accept it as certain that the United States, as the principal neutral nation, will not yield a position which our people unanimously believe Is right, e e e Circumstances Alter Cases. The humor of the “stuck elevator” which kept the president of the Nebraska State Teach- ors’ association from attending the big public meeting at the Auditorium last week was gen- erally caught, but not the moral of the incident. It is said thet in snnouncing the meeting the distinguished educator had himself admonished the teachers that, if they could not be present punctually at the appointed hour, they should stay away from the session. And then by the irony of fate the most noticeable case of tardi- ness was brought home to his own door, All of which only emphasizes the time- proved fact that circumstances alter cases. Teachers can lay down rules galore for pupils to follow, but emergencies are bound to arise when the rules do not apply. The object of all education is not to lay down inevitable com- taandments, but to teach people te think and to conform their actions to the exigency of the mo- ment, ———— Coronation of Emperor of Japan, The ceremonies incident to the coronation of the emperor of Japan, which commenced Sun- Cay and will eontinue for a couple of weeks, are in strange contrast to conditions prevailing in the other nations parties to the great war now in progress. The part played by Japan in the actual warfare was a small one, completed early in the struggle, and its participation at present is merely industrial, and in consequence, Instead of desolate homes and sorrow, the land is given over to rejoicing and its people are lay- ing aside thelr usual avocations to participate in the century old ceremonies incident to the luduction of a new ruler, Politically, the events are robbed of any particular significance by the fact tlh-t the emperor has actually been on the throne long enough to indicate what his 14eals and ambitions are and the coronation is simply the formality of crowning, so that no Cevelopments elther in the relations of Japan to cther natidns or of internal policy are to be an- ticipated. In other and less strenuous times, however, the anclent ceremonies would have at- tracted thousands of visitors from all over the world and descriptions of them would have filled columns upon columns in the newspapers. Lincoln Ought to Know. “Council Bluffs is praying for prohibition in Nebraska,” 8o & well known citizen of that place is quoted in the Lincoln Journal, which on its own account, “Iowa turns dry with the new year. Counecll Bluffs boozers later will be, able to get drunk in Omaha, after,which they will return and muss up their home town. Bo Council Bluffs would like to see Omaha dry, too.” Well! Lincoln ought to know, because Lin- coln folks wore out all the street railway rolling stock running to Havelock during the briet period Lincoln was dry. We in Omahae, too, are supposed to close at 8 o'clock, while Council Bluffs is reaping the advantage of keeping open woveral hours longer—but there was no move- ment in Council Bluffs to reduce the after-8- o'clock ‘bridge travel until * forced by state enactment. It is really too bad Lincoln is not as close to Council Bluffs as Havelock is to Lincoln. War and Transfer of Industries. The European war has forced this country into numerous lines of manufacturing activity in which the United States had previously played but & minor role if it had done anything at all. In spite of the fact this country was at one time the largest producer of furs in the world and still is one of the largest, the dressing and dyeing of furs has been practically monopolized by Hurope. The most noticeable instance of this was the fur seal, which has all been dyed in London. The war has so seriously interfered with the industry that fur dealers in this eoun~ try have selzed the opportunity to induce work- ¢rs in the London dyeing establishments to come to the United States and bring their Industry with them. As the United States government, through its control of the princpal source of seal fur production, dominates the supply of raw ma- terial, it would be reasonable to expect the pro- ject to succeed. Other furs have largely been dressed and dyed in Germany, and from the seal experiment it is but a step towards taking in the entire figld of fur dressing and dyeing, the magnitude of which is little appreciated. The people of country are among the largest users as well as producers of fur, and just why Kngland and Germany have monopolized the business of preparing them for use is not ex- plained on any logical ground, but simply be- cause they have reached out after the business, ond it will be a good thing in this instance, as in several others, if the necessities of the oo~ casion force the country to utilize its opportuni- ties and resources. ——— If Mr. Bryan resigned from the cabinot for fear we would not have at least a year of con- versation with either Great Britain or Germany, ke certainly made an egregious mistake, THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1915. The Jews in the War Zone Bernstein. The Amerioan author, who from his trip of investigation in rts his :l:fl-ln 10 the Amerioan Jewish com- HERBVER I went In blood-drenched Burope VV in Bngland, France, Italy, Switserland, Ger many, Austria and Holland—the Jewish leaders and the Jewish rank and file have asked me to trans mit thelr messago to the Jews of America. The war of the Buropean powers has made it impossible for the Jews to speak in the same terms in their appeals to thelr brethren for thelr brethren. Divided by their sympathies, by thelr patriotism, though united by the sufferings and the martyrdom of the Jewish people in the war-stricken lands, they have to be diplomats even when they ask “bread for the living and shrouds for the dead.” All oyes of the Jewish people abroad are turned to American Israel, all hands are stretched out to the great Jewish center in the new world, walting for help. They are hopeful that the great American Jewish center will surely act quickly, generously and energetically and help in saving the Jewish centers that are being destroyed now, the mothers and chil- dren who are dying of hunger and of cold, driven from town to town, like cattle, yet without the care ao- corded to cattle. They are hopeful that the Jews of Ameriea will be aroused to a realization of their full duty to thelr brethren, to the Jewish people which is becoming & people of starving wanderers. It s not of the Jewish soldiers who have fallen that 1 write. Nor of the Jewish officers who have bravely given thelr lives upon the battlefields, In Austria alone upwards of 1,600 Jewish officers have already dieq on the battlefleld in this war. The Jews everywhere have furnished proportionately a larger share to the armies than the other elements of the populations and their blood has been shed on all battleflolds. It s not of these victims of the war that I write now. The Jews have given their lives as the other nations have given them in this most useless, most terrible of wars in history. But it is of the people they have left behind that I write, of their fathers, thelr mothers, their sisters, their wives and their children who are starving, of Jewish com- munities, of anclent Jewish centers of cuiture and learning that have been uprooted. Millions of Jews in Russia and Galicla have been utterly ruined; they are now homeless, hopeless, starving. Thousands of thousands are actually dying of hunger. They are starving In Russia, they are starving in Galicla, and they are starving in the Polish provinces occupled by the German forces. Yes, they are dying of hunger in and in Warsaw, and in countless other places. It s not of equal rights, not of emancipation that I wish to write just now; it is of bread, of shelter for the hundreds of thousands who have been torn away from their homes, driven to the mercy of the ©cold winds, They cannot even utter cries for help The censor 18 suppreasing these cries everywhere. The refugees are crying in vain in the wilderness, but their hopes are directed to the Jews of America. When our people are starving, when the Jewish question is be- ing solved In certain places through annihilation, when Jewish communities and Jewish centers of culture are being wiped out, will American Jews turn a deaf ear to the call of deapalr? Will they remain silent? Will they withhold their generous aid? Can they minimize the tragedy by speaking of its enormity and the im- possibility of meeting the problems adequately? I have seen the Jewish yictims of the war. Indeed, the Jewish people is the tragic victim of the war. I have seen the nation of sorrows in mourning, plunged into the depths of grief. 1 have seen Jews who have gone insane from the horzors that have come upon the Jewish people in Burope. 1 saw one of these victims in Switserland. He had come from Russia, Some of his relatives died on the battlefield. Others were tortured by pog- rom-makers—pillaged, violated, hanged. He has seen children tortured, women violated and old men put to death, and the Holy Scrolls desecrated. This has driven him insane, and his “mania’” expresses itself in a peculiar form. Wherever he goes he shouts about he ‘witnessed, about the cruelties the Jewish people. All day long he sits in his ittle room and wiites hysterical and heartrending lotters and appeals to the rulers and potentates of relating bis experiences and begging them to make an end to the persecution and sufferings of the Jews. There are many such unfortunates in the Russian and Polish provinces where the Jews are starving today. When the whole story of Israel's tragedy in this war will be told the world will shudder. Aimed at Omaha Tekamah Herald: Omaha is getting better. Last week it revoked a saloon license for violating the 8 o'clock olosing law—the first in the history of that city, “Billy” Bunday’s meetings are bearing fruit. Beaver City Times-Tribune: Things go by op- posites. For instances, the rankest democrat in town takes the Omaha Bee, because he has no use for the World-Herald. York News: If the authorities are still unable to locate those M., K. & T. holdup men, we suggest that they send over to Omaha and get their police force at work on the oase. Franklin News: The Omaha Commercial club has a membership of 1800—and belleve us they are all boosters—for Omaha. If ¥Franklin had a Commercial clud of one-elghteenth the membership of the Omaha club, and it should have, there would be something stirring here every time anything came up that would be of benefit to the city. Rushvilie Recorder: The Bee reminds Governor Shallenberger that under the direct election system, he cannot be a cendidate for both senator and con- gressman at the same time. What do you know about that. There's nothing a democrat can't do. Alblon News: There are indications that Omaha has been reformed in a degre at least. A saloon- Keeper has been convicted of violating the law and his license revoked. If such a thing ever happened before it was at such & remote period as to have been forgotten by the present gemeration. Grand Island Independent: The Omaha newspapers have answered the Fremont Tribun charge that each of the metropolitan dailles have recefved $3,000 for the publicity given by them to the “Billy” Sun- day campaign. The Bee, speaking for itself, states that not three cents, 10 say nothing of 33,000, was re- celved by it for the most prominent and valuable columna of the paper, and Editor Hammond has been compelled to retract the charge, the correction hav- ing already been cheerfully and gracefully made. It can be accepted, therefore, as a faot, that never be- fore have the mewspapers of a oty experiencing a Sunday campalgn, given the evangellst more assist- ance than was given in Nebraska's metropolis. Grand Island Independent: Because a highway- man or two have secreted theinselves behind trees in Omaha recently, it has been suggested by the city commissioners, according to the Omaha prints, that the trees be materially thinned out and the shrubbery in the private grounds near the leading streets be rooted out. Has it not come to & decidedly bad pass it the situation Is such as to justify this suggestion? Has Omaha done all it could do as to other plans it might be desirable to attempt, before being driven to the mecessity of laying waste to Its trees and gardens on sccount of the oriminal element which it seems, at the moment to harbor? Are there not less useful, less ornamental, less valuable rendevouses and sources of protection which it were better first to thin out? . T AT P e g e e L The Bible and Hell NORTH PLATTE, Neb Nov., 8.-To the Editor of The Bee: 1 read Mr. Rosicky's views of hell and his flaying | of William Sunday. All 1 have o say | is that so far as I can see and under- stand, “Billy” was right In seeking ad- mission into the public schools in Omaha to give a lecture or sermon either, “Bflly" does not ask any one to accept any creed of discipline other than the holy Bible (a-men), and why shouldn't we have the Bible In our schools? 1 think a majority of the school board members everywhere need a little en- lightenment along this line. They seem to think when they become members of the school board it (the puolic 1c.008) | belongs solely to them. While 1 am not acquainted with any of the Omaha school board members, 1 will leave some brother in that city to voice his opinion. The latter, part of Mr. Rosicky's letter s so nonsensical that it is just about worthless to comment or debate on. As all he says or knows is suppobe, sub- pose, suppose this and thats When he says “Billy” Sunday is caus- ing more unhappiness, strife and making more people insane than all other things he is a fool, and I can get the proof also to make him out as such. A person can readily figure out between lines what Mr. Rosicky is. He is undoubtedly an Ingersoll, Christian Sclentist or one of the Russelites. Those three seem 1o have a key that dropped out of the skles, They seem to delight in siashing the Scriptures of the holy Bible in order to fit their own ideas. He might call hell, snakes, wild beast or anything he wishes, but that does not change the real meaning as set forth in the Bibie one lota. When Jesus said cast them into & furnace of fire, 1 don't think he meant get an electric fan and a chunk of ice. No, 1 should say not. He meant just what he sald, and said just what he meant. There's about fifty verses in the Hible that will give Mr. Rosicky or any one of his bellevers a good idea of hell Here's a few. Wish I could have space to give 'em all to you: Matthews xxvi4. And these shall g0 away Into everlasting punishment; but the righteous into life eternal. Deu- teronomy xxxil:®. For a fire s kin- dled in Mine anger and shall burn into the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. V. A. BRADSHAW. Stebbins to the Rescue. CHICAGO, Nov. 8—~To the Editor of The Bee: President Wilson's address may be sumed up as follows “Patriot- {sm,” “Prepardness for War,"” “Qualified American Citizenships,” *“No Religion in Politics,” and general procedure under the “Direction of the God of Nations.” “Patriotism,” sure; that is nature’s tirst law. It follows from individuala to the aggregation of government-self- preservation. The more we préserve our- solves, the less time we shall have to preserve other people, “Prepardness for war.” Who are we going to fight? Are Huropean govern- ments comfe here to fight us? Or are we going abroad to fight them? Or are we gving to fight among ourselves? Along with “preparedness for war,” the people of this country want to know who and what they are going to fight. “Qualified American citizenship.” Now you have struck the keynote, President Wilson. Who are these? Hyphenated or otherwise? They are those who hold a supreme allogiance to a forelgn power, po- litical, economic, religious or otherwise. What is termed the ‘‘Invisible” govern- ment? This invisible government al- ready has entire control of this government in all its departments, its ohief executive included. Do you, Mr, President, want your army and navy to fight this “Invisible” government, or to compel some poor devil to shoot his mother if the “invisible” government ordered him to do so? “No religion in politics,” coming from & schoolmaster, a preacher, a ocollege professor, and the president of the United States of Ameriea, Such a decla- ration is enough to stun an Egyptian mummy, Since the history of the world, religlon and politics have been the two co-operative prime factors of government; the two parents of des- potic power; so recognized by President ‘Wilson when he declares that religion is free, but don't talk about it. This is like the president of a prohibition so- clety usurping the soclety, and declaring that the members could drink all they wanted to and such as they wanted to, just so they would be prohibitionists. “Under the direction of the God of Na- tions,” in which case, why should Wii- son concern himself about it; leave it to God. According to eurrent reports God has been running this thing for 6,000 years, which is another evidence that re- ligion always was in politics; the effl- clency of which is demonstrated by the war in Europe; regardless of President ‘Wilson's special prayers, and the nation- wide pra; of all the clergy In the United States. What hope can the people take from four columns of this conglomeration in the Chicago Tribune of November 6? How can the people return to the ‘democracy of Paine and Jefferson; and the re- publicanism of Lincoin. True, the constitution guarantees the freedom of speech and the press, civil and religious liberty, and against special | privileges. But these are being usurped : by the “invisible” government well nigh to completion, which, if allowed to pro- ceed, will complete their purpose entirely. It is now up to an emergency. The sur- vival of the fittest by direct action of the people through their congress. The people cannot elect a president that they | can control. Get together, you people. Throw your Jonah overboard and save your republic, LUCIEN STEBBINS. Editorial Siftings Pittsburgh Dispatch: At the worst the suffragists may take heart of grace from the remembrance that such immortal pioneers as Susan B. Anthony and Eliza- beth Cady Stanton never for & moment forgot that optimism was a far superior thought to pessimism. Baltimore American: A New York po- liceman on duty at the polls remarked that the presence of women there had made his duty merely formal, as the men were (rylng to beat one another in the showing of good bebavior before the women. This disposes of one slander aguinst American chivalry of women's forfeiting respect by mixing with all sorts and conditions at the polls. A New York Judge declared the election the quletest for years, ascribing this phenomenal lack ‘of disorder to the presence of the women. l | Tips on Home Topics || Boston Transoript: The Bull Moose party may be dead, but it will take ten years for the proofroom to stop spelling the good old word Progressive with a capital “P." Philadelphia Ledger: Mr. Bryan's ref- erence to the advocates of preparedness as pald agents of the shipbullders and ammunition makers illustrates a familiar habit of mind. Why should any one champlon a cause except for what there Is In It? New York World: A banker's cashier is charged with losing $10,00 of his em- ployer's money “shooting craps.”” Stock- wambling cannot be blamed in this in- stance. But why did he desert the reg- ular game for one having no standing in the Street? Pittsburgh Dispatch: Now they are quoting the prophet Nostrademus, who something like 40 years ago, predicted that “One day the British fleet will Steam up to Constantinople in a foggy sea mist and win laurels in a great world- wide war” It seems to have come true as far as the foggy part of the operationg is concerned. St. Louls Republic: The moral of this brief tale is that the people of Colorado ought to own the Rio Grande and the people of Missouri and the states to the west ought.to own the Missouri Pacific, If our banks were owned in Wall street and their stocks were gambled in there, what sort of financial chaos would rule west of the Misslasippi? And how can & state of things that would mean ruin to the banking business mean anything else to the raliroad business? Look at the St, Louls Recelvers’ club for the answer. A WHEN MOTHER READS A STORY Christian Herald. When mother reads a story jes' before Wwe go to bed, el There's not a one of all of us that is a sleepy-head; gather round and crowd up close about her rockin’ chair, a8 she reads I watch the light , A-glowin' on her hair. Oh! Jimmy's eyves get big as plates, an' . Mary sometimes squeals, An' Betty sits with a tear-stained face because she sorter feels Real sorry for the dragon when the hero kills him dead; ‘When mother reads a story jes' before we go to bed. ‘When mother reads a story jes' before we go to bed, I lean up close an' hold the book so she can pat my head; For when the giant's yellin' flerce, it's awful nice to know That mother's arm is holdin' you an' will not let you ffl! ©Oh! Buddy's mouth falls open most, he gets 8o filled with fear, An' Helen's eyes glow bright like stars; an’ when the end is near We hear the words, “They happy lived fer ever—it was sald,” When mother reads a story jes' before we go to bed. Avoid All Substitutes an office are Location— With the Court is ideal. modern facility they do not meet your requireme: on our waiting list, Room 222 Choice office suite, north light, very de- - sirable for doctors or dentists; room and private o Room 509— Room on the beautiful court; size 14x16 A bargain. .. Room 636— Only vacant room on the outside of the n building. Faces directly on Seventeenth Partition for private office and waliting room. Bize 187 square feet.. ... $18.00 street. Room 105—At the head of the square feet..... Apply to Building Superintendent, Room 103, | we have in the The main things to consider when you select service and comfort. unequalled street car service, the location Safety— The building is absolutely fireproof. 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Size 270 “That baker is the most v place—always ready to back up any movement With & cash con- tribution, “But, then, you know it is a baker's business to be always ready with the dough.”'—Baltimore American. ““What wonderful performers there are in that orchestra!” exclaimed Mrs. Cum- rox, “Wonderful fan't the word,” repiled Mr. Cumrox. “Theyre almost superhuman ‘ Why, they sound to me as if they could take s tune and play it byckward es gasily as they could forward.”—Washing- on Star. ‘‘Well, Bibber, how dlddyaur 1ittle affair . Iast night come off? Did the boys emter into the spirit of the occasion ““Yes, and the spirit of the o tered into the boys—seven galions Boston Transcript. “1 wifh," said one motorcyclist, to an- other, after they had been admonished three (Im? in two blocks by watohtul policemen for speeding, ‘‘that we had the same affliction here they are worrying over in Germany." “What's that?' asked his friend “A copper shortage.”—Baltimore Amer- ‘ ican, “Up lo the Aret] ns the nights P e o o emarked "the are six months long,” res Extensive Traveler. “Thasso?" ?" sald the Inel ted One. Think of a crowd of Hskimos .L“\‘VQ won't go home until morn- e, — My wife hasn't been able to use up half the material she bought for ocan- ning bottling purposes. Bhe's all in a jam about her jam.’ “‘Mine in the same fix. She's try- ing to ketch up with her ketchup.''— Louisville Courier-Journal. o > ““Why does the rm(emr stay up all " night these nights?" “He's_inv ing that theory that it 3 is_always dal %ll before the dawn. —Pittsburgh Post. 1 She (after reprovis mw—an say you [] issed me. Are SOIT hat you TteoAll rght. f'm sorry 1 but it's better than being sorry didn't.—Chicago Post. “Did the fallure of women te get the L ; vote in your state change views in favor of a feminine Fallot?" “Not a bit of It convinced ?0 that my qu. 18 naturall qualified for the 2 vote. 8 soon as o ™ms were In she began to say ‘fi ufl"'fl‘n a regular t veteran in politics. ashington Star. . ‘T never see that monkey skylarking," remarked a man who undg-tod ml‘-y language. ~ “I never see - in; 1 by {he (all or having fun of any sore’ — H “Oh, that monl ey has accumulated hat i ‘ 3,000,000 cocoanuts,” exi old chimpanzee. ‘‘He to 8] his time watching ‘em. 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