Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 1, 1910, Page 10

10 Em— REAL ESTATE CITY PROPERTY FOR SALD (Continued.) E‘)()th and] ox;es Stre:ets YOU ARE_INVITED TO INSPECT the new house, just completed, 7 ns, sem! bungalow style; large, roomy porch, lar pantry and back entry, front and back stairway, hall, parlor and dining room fin- ished In oak, balance of finish being gur wood; 2 panel oak and bireh doors; fln basement, good furnace, corner lot, cement walks, 1 block to car. (TERMS.) Price, $4,950 WALKU Real Estate Company & Douglas 2598 T Brandels i1 REAL ESTATE FARM AND RANCIH LAND FOR SALE Arkuns FOR SALE—Arkansas lands, 23, one body; depot on ground; a class whito oak timber. Berwyn, L Cannda. RIVERSIDE, Alberta’s finest stock farm | of 1,000 acres, is for sale &t & wnap. particulars of this and other farm write to the ow W. J. Wesaskiwh Alberta, Canada. For la.nds McNamara Colurud, LARGE stock rancl for sale at & bar- gain; no trade considered. Writa or call un A. G. Putnars, Elbert, Colo. CHOICE relinquishment on Crow creek, near new town of Lliggsdale; 160 acres, finest soil, smooth land, 140 dcres ready for corn; deeded iand adjoining to §2 an acre; relinquishments same kind land in adjoining section sold recently at 310 acre; possible to irrigate; to sell before May 2%, offer at $430. Owner leaving Colo- rado. W. W. Lorlwer, Grover, Colo. STOCK AND GRAIN 1 NO EQUAL IN THI MOUY NEAR DENVER, Here Is an oportunity; seize it; dissolving & partnership; 500 , all fenced, of which 20 acres are cultivated; very richest soll; 100 acres more can be cultivated; 66 acrés of that rich timothy meadow, with numerous springs; 3% acres In finest'grow- ing Krain ana potato crops; excellent home buildings, with largest Al barn, worth $4,000 alone; the finest saw, tie and post timber, worth $3,500 ail implements, ~tools, etc.; location unsurpassable; 2 hours from Denver, 6 miles to railroad; this place is & sacrifice and must be hold; price $3,600, only $4,000 down, balance 3 years at 6 per cent; immediate possession; unusual sacri- fice. Charles F. Lelmes, 168 Champa, Denver, Colo. Idaho. FOR SALBE-5-acre tracts of orchard land in the nited States, all planted in apples, peaches, plums, pears, raspberries, blackberries, grapes and pie plant. $150 cash, balance $15 per month for each tract. One of these will make you independent in three years. Write at onoo for particulars, Twin Falls Nursery & Orchard Co. P. O. Box 127§, Twin Falls, 1daho. the best Indiana, FOR sALE—B§n Indiana bargain; acres Cass county, Indiana, 4 miles from Royal Center; 10 acres level, deep black soli, well ditched; balance timber, well set in bluegrass; large 10-room brick residence, modern; all outhouses; barn poor; two- acres orchard; two deep wells; near school and church: telephove and daily mail; very desirable place; for short time only $2 per acre. Box 6, Kokomo, Ind. Mexteo. Old Mexico American Colony Next excursion, Omaha to Tampico,” Tues- day, June 7. Railroad fare for round trip, #4175, Wonderful possibilities in growing corn, oranges, lemons, pineapples and the fibre plant. The fibre plants iive for four- teen years, require but little cultivation and after the second year yield a profit of §15 10 $i00 per acre net. This fibre Is used for making binding twine, rope, cordage, etc. Orange groves are very profitable. We are selling good, smooth, black lands near Tampico, one of the finest harbors on the Bulf coast, for from $10 to $16 per acre, in tracts of fifty acres or more, on very easy terms. Many Americans are investing in these lands in this Amerlcan colony. With American schools and churches, & healthful climate and being near a fine harbor (Tam- pico), good raliroad facliities, wondertul productiveness, these lands will advance in value rapidly. This is your opportunity. Go with us June 7 and secure some of this 1and before the advance In price. Mexico Gulf Coast Land Co., 682% Brandels Bldg., Omaha, Neb.* FOR SALE—Michigan farms. No. acres, cleared; small house and barn; near town; fine fruit land; §l,: 2, 40 acres, cleare plenty of fruit; level, §0od soil; §1,260, §, 20 acres, rich loam foll; level; 4 Muskegon, city 3,000 312 per a per acre aown, balance' easy terms, No. 4, 456 acres; 200 cleared; good build- ings; Dine lake front; 160 acres becch ana muple tmber; $20 acre. Others. Caialogue ‘fhe Lvans-Hoit Co., kre FOR SALE—Perfectly equipped poultry farm, 20 acres; sure crop; not affected by 1rost, flood or ‘drought; successtul business © yeurs; finest Chicago trade; invesugate details; U1 health, i M. Wets, south Jiaven, Mici FOR SALE—$0 acres on lake; 100 rods of lake frontage; this Les in sight of a Leau- uul village; 'lake has fine sandy shores, aifords fine fishing, LALLiLg; acres tm- H §ood for all kinds or gramn this lays on two main . telepuone line; 31,200, s down; W acres in the euge of & villag 6-roomn cottage, large barn apple orchara of large, be 15 a dark loam and a4 sandy i, good for all kinds of vrops us well as fruit; ¥, 330 down. GEO. BRIDGES, Banger, Mich, Minnesota. LAND AGENTS-LISTEN Better Jand values can be had in Minne- sola today than in any other section of the country. Farmers are flocking here as never before. We wisn to form connections with com- petent and reliable men to handle propo- sitions that will make big profits and sat- isty your cllen Things moving fast. Let us get into communication &t once concern- Ang both our wholesale and retall propo- sitions. We have the lands, have had years of experionce and can deliver the goods, ELWOOD BROS., CROOKSTON, MINN. FOR BALE—Nice quarier; 80 acres broke, $0 acres good hay land; nice grove, 3% miles rom Beason, Minu. County seat town of % population. Land is worth $50.00 per aory \.n'm take in & good rive-passenger auto al part payment. Add Jacobs, Sloux Falls, 5. D, i ol Aissouri. ,OR]HQ(LE‘_MM ten.ucrel; bulldings; Some fr) es south of b, ‘lgu F % ol Josepn. acres, graln ; good bulldi ] ll)lx \'tlndmllll. Price #,w0. el acres, close to interurban station; bulidings; partly frulted. Prive 82, i Fovd 19 acres direotly on the lnterurban ry way, 3% miles from St. Joseph; good build- Angs, good soll, well fruited. Price §7,000. Natural timber land lying directly on the banks of St Josepu river, Just across the road from interurban s 0. Will sell in parcels to sult purchaser. This is a fine Place for summer. Schuls & Pixley, bt voseph, Mich. FOR SALE—200 acres good wood country, good nelghbors; 15 acres rough in tmber, balance rolling Lo level; 28 acres o clover, 20 pasture, 2 hog pa corn, 3 '0als; 6-room house wnd house, shed barn, granery (1,000 '8 other outbulldin er falling i land advancing $10 a year: tel one, R F. D.; 30 per acre; or will price tock, > ive lon; & hx":::- 85,5 s Casama; o0 & & - ture, 1 t b Wi ph R J. W, Gray, Guessa, M 1 at $20 | THE BEE: ( IMAHA, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, REAL ESTATE FARM AND RANCIU LAND FOR SALE REAL ESTATE FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR SALE $400 IN 33,000 OF KIT CARSON CO This land must and will be buy at your own bid. THURSDAY, For excursion rates, description write, Bell Phone Tyler 1070. Colorado—Continued, You can count on bargains. burdensome than crop payments. ‘““‘ONE CROP PAYS FOR THE LAND”’ Auction at BURLINGTON, COLORADO,| BUY A COLORAD : FARM AT AUCTION $400 DOWN 30 DAYS TAKES THE BEST QUARTER SECTION IN ACRES UNTY FARM LANDS Balance carried on the Land at 6 per cent. sold to the highest bidder. You Terms less JUNE 23, 1910 Special trains from Omaha on the Rock Island, June 21. of the land and full particular C. M. GRUENTHER, Trustee ROOM 307 FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING, OMAHA, NEBRASK/ Nebrask: A FEW OF HUNGERFORD LAND BARGAINS 640-a quishment, 12 miles Glen, Neb., $5ib. Two ®i0‘acre relinquishments, south of Andrews, $1,400. 640-acre ~relinquishment, 18 miles from Marsland, fully 460 acres are good plow land, % acres under cultivation, good sod house 18x22, small barn, sheds, eic., good well, all fenced and cross-fenced, $i,800. 0' acres deeded, 1% miles from Marsland, Neb., %0 dcres of plow land, 30 acres now under cultlvation, fenced and cross-fenced, but no other improvements, at $15 per acre, $2,600. With the above place I have a 100-acre relinquishment which lies only 1 mile from Marsiand, Neb., the set of buildings upon this place are worth fully $2,000. I can sell this relinquishment In_connection with the above deeded land for $1,550. 320 acres good land, some under cultiva- tion, all feniced; with it goes 160 acres of school land, making 450 acres in all. About 75 acres under plow, 30 acres hay meadow. Niobrara river runs through the place, Only 2% miles from Marsland. Very good house, barn, sheds, well and windmill, small ‘orchard, etc. It all goes for $,500. 1,40 acres, more than half of which 1s tirst bottoni hay meadow, all under irriga- tlon. Niobrara river runs through its cen- ter Fairly good set of bulldings, also large three-story mlill bullding. _Place lies only 3 miles from Marsland. Nets nearly 1,000 tons of hay a year, Over 100 acres into al- falfa, also under irrigation. Most of the balance of the place is good farm land, 21,424 40 acres, 6 miles from Belmont, Neb., on the famous Pine Ridge. Finest Lind of black soil; 65 acres under cultivation, fully #0 acres to be cuitivated: fairly good seven-room house, barn, sheds, etc.; run- ning water, two good -springs; all fenced and cross-fenced; plenty of good timber, yellow pine; good road into town and only 13 miles into Marsland, §7,200. 900 acres, 7 miles out from Belmont, Neb., over 100 acres under cultivation, fully 00 acres to be cultivated; with there goes 450 acres school land; plenty of 8ood timber; good small house, barn, sheds, ete. Place {s fenced and cross-fenced; two g0od wells and two windmills; finest kind of soll; ralses the finest kind of buffalo, wheat 'and gramma grass, 311,500, 640 acres, 1% miles from Glen, Neb., a little rough, but the finest soil; 20 acres of alfalfa, about 60 acres under cultivation, lots of good timber, running water, good well and windmill, ‘all fenced and 'cross- fenced, large comfortable house, good barn and siieds and small orchard; water right upon the creek for all irrigation purposes, 7,680, 160 acres, 1% miles from the city of Mars- land, @ acres under cultivation, fenced, but no other improvements, fine soil and 8ood, smooth quarter, $3,30. 800 acres, 3 miles from Gien, Neb. Per- haps more than 200 acres could be made into good farm land; 8 acres now under cultivation, fine stream of water, lots of Bood springs; fully $15,000 worth’ of saw timber on the place, balance of place not &00d farm land s fine pasture covered with thick growth of buffalo, wheat and gramma &rass; good G-room house, cost 31,200 to bulld; 10 or 16 acres of altalfa. Now with this place goes a 60-acre tract of school land just a ittle rough, but is fine pasture, and fine timber with stream of running water. This makes 1,40 acres with the 800 acres deeded land, and I will sell you the whole business for $8,000. 4% acres, % mile trom Harrison, county seat of Sloux county, fully 350 or 40 acres of this Is good plow land. Good small house and barn, good well and windmill Place is all fenced with good three-wire tence and good posts. It is in the Harrison school district and is very handy to town. Harrison is a prosperous little county seat of about 1,600 people. 1 can sell you this place for $11,280. 812% acres 'of deeded land_jolning Fort Robinson and only about 6 _miles from Crawford, fully 150 acres of plow land, 2% acres now under cultivation: , The crop goes with the place. WIth this place there goes a 240-ucre relinquishment which joins the deeded land and upon which the bulld- ing are located. This is a fine layout with | the farm land one would care to have, with lots of timber, fine pasture and good water. Fair set of bulldings with good windmill and tanks. Kor quick sale I can sell you this for $,800. 3% acres of good farm land, lying oniy 1% miles from the city of Marsland. Th's is & fine layout, and if it was in eastern Nebraska would be selling at §125 an acre. I can sell you this, and nearly every foot of it is farm land, for §7,200. 640 acres of just as nice level land as lies anywhere in the state of Nebraska or any other state, 8 miles out from the pros- perous city of Hemingford, with a nice smooth road all the way. Not a hill to climb or a hill to go down, but a nice level road. Nearly every acre of this land is farm land. 240 &cres are now under eul tivation. 1t is highly improved with & nice new house, a nice new large barn, good well and windmili, the finest kind of drink- ing water. Almost the entire place raises & good crop of hay. It is all fenced and cross-fenced; and ready for the buyer to 80 right to' work and start into success- iul farming on a large scale. No crop fallures to contend with, but always a good return for endeavor. Bulldings are all painted up in nice shape and the place 1s not only good, but presents a fine ap- pearance. ‘I can sell you this place as it stands, with all its linprovements, and if they were figured up it would amount to considerable, for §16,40. Now If you want any of the above places, don't wail untll you get this thing or that thing done, but come right now while these prices lasl. Land here is increasing in value at leaps and bounds, and I_cannot stand by & price list for more than 30 days. You will see upon investigation that these prices are from 25 to W per cent lower than any land joining which I have de- scribed and which is not under my con- trol. The proposition I make to any client Who comes to see me is that I will furnish the rig for them 10 g0 out and interview any of the people adjoining mine and if they can buy land of any of these people at which I am quoting this which is under my control, then L bid them and buy. Now do not delay, but come Corresponden: swered, but a personal visit from you is far more satsifuctory to me ao well as to you. Just keep in mind that “One good invest t beats a life-time of labor.’ You cannot find a better pias that investment than right he & old northwest Nebraska, the garden of the greatest state in the union of independence. Arah L. Hungerford, , Crawford, Neb. from 11 miles this place . Nebraska——Continued. Nebraska Lands WANTED—To_buy bargains in Northwestern Nebraska lands in quarter or half section lots only,, Holt, Rock, Brown, Keya Paha, Kimball, Banner counties preferred. scription with lowest price. W. L. Selby 43 Board of Trade widg. SEWARD COUNTY LAND 640 or 320 acres. 1f you desire to buy in the rain belt, near market, writo for pull particulars. G. M. Wright, 1919 8. 34th St., Omaha. $,000 will buy % secton of south of Benkelman, county seat of Dundy; ood soil, Jevel road and close 10 water lox 262, Albian. Neb. Owner. FOR SALE—10, 20 or 30 acres cholce frult land in Bitter Root Valley, Montana; under fenze; 17 acres orchard; B. K. V. L Co, water right; house, barn, ice nouse, other bulldings; ai tive prices. Address Chas. A. Carney, Corvallls,” Mont. North Dakota. FOR SALE—Section of fine Dickey county, North Dakota, land four miles from mar- ket; one-half under cultivation and now in crop, balance now beng broken up and will be seeded to flax; suare of crop goes Lto purchaser; i sell at once; price low and terms reasonable, tho bigges snap on the market in or call on Youker & Ferry, Eliendaie, Oreg: DETAILED information furnished oon- cerning Oregon and Washington. I am con- stantly traveling through both staies ca- aming fruit ahd farm land investments. Write me. W, G. Souther, The Souther- Albertson Co., 286 Oak St., Portiand, Ore. cheap Dawes or Send full de- REAL ESTATE LOANS (Continued.) 1 LOANS (0 home owners and home bul ers, with privilege of making partial pay- inually W. H, THOMAS, Bank Bld Bldg. 1a we ossh them Vauits, N amounts from 80 to $5,W0; tme. American Sufe Deposic S._17th, Hes Bldg. REAL ESTATE WANTED : WE HAVE BUYERS I'OR com houses. 1f prices are right sell your pioperty Lor you. NOWATA LANL AND LUT CO., Suite 626 N. Y. Life Bldg Wi HAVE on hand & number of ink barrels which we wiil sell for o cents eaca. They are fine Lor ram water or ashes. Cali at press room. Zee Publishing C LU YOU WANT TO SELL FART O# YOUR LAND? Write & description of it, bulldings, water, near wnat wwn. Make 70 words ot it all ‘and sevd it to The ha Bee with 74 cents for euch insertion. People in Ne- braska have inoney and want land. They 100k 10 4ile Gulana Mee fur real estate of- terings Wiy kel them [ SWAPS g WANTED—A good auto in exchange for farm land or good income town property. Write and describe what you have, with exchiange price. Address Y 3i4, care Bee. ‘Two-story, brick bus! block, two stores, rooming house and basement ail vented. Price, $20,000. Will trade for land. NOWATA LAND & LOT CO., 624 N. Y. Life Blag. Red 199 WE HAVE $3,000 of an equity in a fine section of land nine miles from Lodge Pole, Neb,, that we will trade for the samo of all incumbrance. Price of land Is §12.5) per acre. It will take $2,500 cash besides to handle this and there is $2500 can run three years. ‘late & Barlow. Lodge Pole, Neb. FURNISHED hotel and 17 lots in boom- ing So. Dakota town; hotel doing fine busi- nees. Owner wil sacrif'ce for cash or take part land. Bal back ¢~ place. NOWATA LAND & LOT CO. Suite 624, New York Life Bldg. Phone Red 1999, Omaha, Neb Three-story brick, business bullding, well rented, clear. Trade for good land. NOWATA LAND & LOT CO., 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red 1999, WILL EXCHANGE new 4-cylinder tour- Ing car, best make, 31,350, for city vacant or residence property; will assume some in- debtedness. Tel. Douglas 6768. 160 ACRES good land six miles from Plainview, Neb. For particulars address Lock Box 12, Ifarlan, la. TO EXCHANGE—Two houses and lots. address 214 Indiana Ave. Persistent Advertising is the Road to Big Returns. SOUTH OMAHA BARGAINS IN LUMBER Having purchaséd from the con- tractors who constructed the . new street car barn at 11th and Pacific Sts., Omaha, 300,000 feet of new lum- ber, temporarily used for forms in the erection of the building. Two-thirds of which is just as good for building purposes, as new lumber direct from the yard. Consisting of 2x4s, 4xds, 2x6s, 2x8s, 2x10s, 2x12s, and several thousand feet of sheeting, varying in length from 12 to 24 feet, will be on sale in quantities to suit purchases at 11th and Pacific Sts., on and after Wednesday, June 1, 1910, at prices from $6 to $15 per thousand. In ad- dition to the-above there are several thousand feet §f‘¥idewalk lumber and about 100 lpadg,of kindling. Phone Doug. 1882, Omaha, or So. 128, South Omaha, THOMAS HOCTOR, 6156 N. 24th.8t., South Omaha. J. KLIEN The old reliable family LIQUOR dealer. E. Cor. 26th and N, Sts. South Dakota. COME to Walworta county in the famous Blue Blanket valley, where you can buy the finest land in South Dakota at prices worth the money—not boom prices. Several thousand acres to select from on maln line C., M. & St. P. road from Chicago to the Paciflc coast. Act quick. Prices are going higher every day. Write for booklet and map. W. B. Myler, Selby, 8. D. FOR SALE 820 acres; every acre tillable; deep black soil; near town; price, 25 per acre. Frank Mashek, Kimoall, S. D. Virginia. $10 PER ACRE and up buys good furm lands, frequently with improvements, in Virginia. Fine climate. water, markets and soclety, Send for beautiful lilustrated pamphlet, farm lists, rates, etc. F. H. Labaume, A. & L Agent, N. & W. Ry., Box 110, Roanoke, Va. Texas. FOR SALE—Altolma stoek farm; 16,000 acres In one body, 30 mises of Austin, § miles of Leander, eight good residences, clght farms, plenty of grass and water; 100,000 cords of wood on land and good roads; $6 per acre, one-third cash. Other large ‘tracts at all prices. Box 664, Win- terset, Ia. FINE bearing peach orchard; Texas frult belt; trade Nebraska. G. P. Stebbins. YOUNG man or man of family, do you want to better your conditions. If €0 write for reliable information on Texas lands, hc for map, descriptive lists, location and prices, direct from owners. The W. L. Lub- bock, ‘State Land Co. Ltd., 106 Pierce Ave., Houston, Tex. References Houston Labor Journal,” Lumbermans National Bank. LAWN mowers as well as other garden tools at low_prices at Novelty Store N. 2th Bt, South Omaha. FTS of all gift-giving times, the graduating time should be re- membered, and gifts of jewelry leads all in appreciation. Jacobson & Furen Co., 204 N. St., So., Omaha. HATS and h prices that 519 N. 24th goods In great varlety at lease. Ryan Millinery Store, t, So. Omaha. ~WANTED TO BORROW WANTED TO BORROW—#0 or $500 for 1 year. Will Rey 10 per cent interest. Ad- dress, H-676. Bea WANTED—TO BUY BEST PRICE paid furniture, carpats, Phone Douglas 3971 WANTED—5,00 FEATHER BEDS. Writ gr telephone Douglas 1660. METROPOLI- TAN FEATHER CO., 8 N. 0th, Best prices for BROKEN WATCHLES, Old Gold, ete. NATHAN, 211 So. 13th St SECOND-HAND eclothin; noon dresses. John Feldma) for second- clothing and and shoes. party, after- D). 3128, A-2686. WANTED—TO RENT amount of income residence property clear | ™ I'm GLAD I MARRIED MIR UL BE WORTH TWO MILLIONS., THINK OF 1 T!" THAT FELLER. SAD 1T WoulDd MAKE ME LIVE FOREVER, So HERE GOES ) TFoR A BIG DRINIK OF rT! WIFEY ST MEVER ICNOW "' 1S OUR TWENTIETH OMNIVERS AR Y IV T CRRTAINLY HATE Yo CROAK. AN' LEAVE ALL MY COIN TO HER! Gee !l if X CouLd ON LY LIVE FOREVER. BET THE oLD Boy <7 f AVE YOV TRIED LPszaza?f il > AT Him 't MY FRIEND YOV ARE GETTING OLD; WHAT YouU NEED IS A BOTTLE MERC Y ! WE'VE BEEN MARRIED TEN YEARS NOW, AN' HE OKS YOUNGER THAN EVER' HERE T AR NINETY YEARS OLD! THiNK OF IT! AN' JUST LOWK PAZAZA 1 TOOK “WAY BACK IN 1910 SURE 1(AS WONDER FUL. £ - Wis COPYRIGHT, 1910, BY THE NEW.YORK EVENING TELEGRAM (NEW YORK HERALD_ CO.)... Al Rights Reserved. QELEASED JUNE L. Brightside and His Boy Their ‘‘How to Prepare the Fighting Edge,’’ Latest Tabeloid Sketch. BY LAFAYETTE PARKS. “1 see Mr. Roosevelt is afraid that clerks and others who lead an indoor life will lose what he calls their ‘fighting edge, begins Brightside as the household adviser enters to take charge of the evening con- terence. % “What worrles us indoor ginks s keep- ing an edge on our safety ragzors,’ retorts Son, puffing a three-ring Turkish aroma at his sire. “In his address he speaks of the soft lives led by city folk,” continued Father, ‘saying It unfits them for sterner dutles.' Some of 'em may have it soft, but they missed your little Willie when they passed around the feather plllows,” Son declares. “A chap that rides to work every day in the subway or on the ‘L' Is there with the training aud can put over the wallops with the best of them. If you want to stir up a little ‘fighting edge' just step on a guy's pet corn In the rush to catch a train.”” “He seems to think that barbarlans have the better of us, always being In condition to go to war,” resumes Father. “I guess at that we'd make more of a hit in the comic opera chorus, carrying & spear, than on the firing line, juggling a repeating rifle,” admits Son. “You'll no- tice, though, when Uncle Sam puts up a holler of being up agalist it there's quite a bunch of us ready to climb into a blue hand-me-down suit with brass buttons and be soldier boys. That's a great sketch to make & hit with the skirts, doing the hero stunt, and many a piker has pinched off EVEN"ACLERK ON A RIRGON, CouNTER. " HiIs CHeEST - THROW.OU an helress by riding to Tampa as a volun- teer.” “There seems to be a great fascination for the women about the military life,” comments Father. “Almost any ki of a guy could strop up a ‘fighting edge’ If a palr of little bright eyes was pleading with him to stay away from the terrible war for her sake. Even a clerk on a ribbon counter with a muscle like a string bean would throw out his chest to prove to Teddy that his lux- urious life at seven bucks per hadn't put his war face on the blink."” “In ‘most forelgn countries all the young men are obiiged to serve a term in the army, thus keeping them trained as fight- ers,” says Father. “Trained as booze tersely remarks Son, '"As soon as a crosses the blg pond, gets old enough to drag down a few simoleons and help pay the rent the government grabs him off. He fusses around two or three years learning to tote a gun, sap up extract of hops and march like a wooden clgar In- dian." “Don’t they acquire any useful informa- tion while learning to be a soldler? querles Father. “Fellows with a bit more ambition th the average usually come back to the old corner saloon able to put up a pretty stift game of pinochle,” replies Son. “They might be able to scrub down a floor pro- vided someone stood behind ‘em with & razor-edged bayonet. Outside of those two classy tricks the near-soldiers can turn they try to sidestep any real work.” “War and labor don’t seem to harmonize very well,” observes Father, “A gink or a nation with a reputation to keep up as a scrapper hasn't time to do any chores around the house,” is Son's beliet. “How will our young men then maintain the fighting spirit to keep in readiness to battle for the old flag?’ anxiously as Father, who is a member of the G. A. R “Get married,” advises Son. (Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y, Herald Co.) " fighters, maybs, WANTED to rent, from October fI by responsible party—no children—modern house in West FFarnam or Field club dis- trict, with at least four bed rooms, not including maid's rooms. Address H 6%, Care Bee. Wisconsin. FOR SALE—140 acres of land, 2% miles from Eagle river, Vilas county, Wisconsi 1 acres plowed; one-half mile lake frontage; on town road; 20 rods of fence; cheap and on easy terms. Write Grant Lawton, Antigo, Wis. LAND FOR THE LANDLESS To the homseeker or investor: Why not in- vest in Marathon county improved farm and cut-over lands? Healthful climate, produc- tivo soll and best of markets. Our cut- over land per acre; §8 down on an acre and balance in yearly payments. Write us now for particulars. Make known your wants. Ad- dress The Edgar Realty Co., dgar, Wis. Miscella; CHEAP FARM LANDS. In western Nebraska and Colorado. Write tor prices. NEBRASKA LAND COMPANY, Sidney, Neb. FOR SALE—An eastern M, 210 acres: near salt whart; dally trains to Philadelphla and New York; anyone wishing a fine farm, now is the time to buy; must sell before July 1, 1910; price only $20,000, one half cash; balance any time in five years to suit pur- chaser; want money to use in canning J. A, Baker, East New- ESTATE LOANS ryland farm; water; steamboat GARVIN RROS., 34 floor N. Y. Life. 00 to $100,00) on improved property, No' delay. WANTED—City loans. | Peters Trust Co. WANTED-—CH r.{ loans and warrants, W, Farmnam Smith & Co., 120 Farnam 8 MONEY TO LOAN—Payne Investmeat Co, $100 to $10,000 made promplly. F. D. W Wead Bldk., 1th ahd Farnam " to $5.000 on bomes o Omaba. O'Keels M’:m.u Co. 08 N. Y. Life Douglas or FIVE PER CENT MONEY to loan on Omeha business proj Y. THOMAS BRENN. Boom L New York Lite Blag. can be bought from $10-to §20 We Are Getting Numerous Calls For Houses of All 8 5 NO\VATAO LAND .:.NDUIIAI)‘;V‘(!J?)P‘ 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Phone Red 1999, WHEN answerlng advertisements in Ths Bee Want Ad columns, kindly mention the fact that you saw the ad. in The Bee, GOVERNMENT NOTICES Office, Fort Des Moines, Ia., May 3, 1910.— Sealed proposals, in tripiicate, will be re- ceived here until 3 p. m., standard time, June 3, 1910, and then opened for the fin- stallation of a Steam Heating Plant in the Hospital at Fort Des Moines, Ia. Blank forms, plans, specifications and full infor- mation obtained at this office. A deposit of 85 required for each set of plans. En- velopes containing proposals should be in- dorsed “Proposals for Steam Heating Plant for Post Hospital” and addressed Con- structing Quartermaster, Fort Des Molines, Ia. M6-7-9-28-81J1 master, Military Prison, Fort Leaven- worth, Kans, June 1, 1910. Sealed pro- posals, In triplicate, wiil be received at this office until 10:30 a. m. June 3, 1910, at which time and place they will be opened, for furnishing approximately 8 tons soli pipe and fittings: 1600 brass cocks; 79 non-syphoning basin traps; 10,000 feet w. | pipe With fittings. Proposal blanks, biu prints, etc., furnished upon application, ac companied by deposit of .00, same to be refunded upon return of biue prints, ete., 1o this office. MAJOR THOMAS H SLAVENS, Constg. Quartermaster. Junel-2-28-29 _ OCEAN STEAMSHIPS HAMBURG AMERICAN All Moders Safety Devices (Wireless, sta ) London--Paris-Hamburg *Cineinnati Jne 11.10AM| tK: Aug. Vie..June %5 June 16|Bluecher ...........June 2 June 18 Deutschland July 2 23\ *Pres. Lincoin.....July ¢ Hamburg-American Ll 45 Broadway, N. X, or Local Agents, ( The Tired Business Man N Tells Friend Wife We Want Our Money’ s Worth of Paper Money. BY WALTER A. SINCLAIR. “Why does the secretary of the treasury want to have different and smaller sized paper bills?" asked Friend Wife. need the change?" “We'll get the change if we break the bllls,” said the Tired Business Man. “Cows will cease choking when they re size of those rolls that are always daid to be big enough to choke a cow, and even calves won't look S0 knobby just above the ankles, where the money slips down. And it will be quite a hardship for ticket speculators and shell game men to reduce the size of their fingers so as to wrap the reduced bills around them. “It certainly looks like this administra- tion in its attempt to reduce expenses had carried it to reducing what we pay expenses with. Maybe It's just a play by the party in power to make it seem that we have so much money that we can't carry it all in its present large shape. Or again it might I ce ithe | be that they think that we won't feel we're | paying so much for the increased cost of living it we use smaller sized bills. Maybe “Do we| they think one very big Bill in the White|could not hold a smaller sized House is worth two In the wallet “Secretaries of the treasury always like to come to the bat with new and happy thought to make people talk about them. Otherwise there is nothing to their job but to look wise and sign the reports to the president. Not long ago a secretary was clamoring for elastic currency. Prob- ably some lofty financlers knew what elas- tic currency was, but most of us low brows thought he meant the kind you could snap a rubber band around. “And now comes this small-bills-for-small people scheme. I'm convinced that people are less Interested in the shrinkage of the length and width of their rolls than in the thickness. 'Tis few enough of them we get end when we get paper money we want our paper money's worth. We like to look it full in its honest face, to lovinly pat its broad back and to hold it up to the light to look at its silk Interior decorations. Just because the purchasing power of a dollar h shrunk llke a cheap summer suit after @ rain, is it any reason why this admin- istration should advertise the fact with its paper? “And not content with making our old triend Bill bant, they suggest different sized bllls for different denominations. Assist- ance! If they are to be made in proportion, with, say, the ten spot as a basis, I sup- pose wealthy persons would have to wear hundred dollar bills as belts or sashes. 1 shudder to think of the thousand dollar bills —there are said to be such things—being rolled up lke & bolt of dress goods—and, coming down to the cares of the common people, imagine mistaking a good old one ocaser note for & special delivery stamp! “The scheme will have the solid opposi- tion of all the glass crashes who love to flash ‘Michigan bank rolls' consisting of some two ten dollar Willlams encasing a ba [ones. We'll be getting our money mixed |up with clgar coupons. Many persons bill than the present without swallowing It “Ot course, It would be nice for the wealthy when they went out with the wite to buy a $500 hat to be able to unpack a bill which would lterally ‘cover the pur- chase.’ But most of us would have to carry ours in pill boxes. However, If they are $0Ing to do any trimming on the size of bills I suppose they had best begin cutting on the ‘sawbuck.' " “Then you prefer your quired Friend Wife “They can't come too large for me," sald the Tired Business Man. (Copyright, 1810, by th bills larger?" in- N. Y. Herald Co. *You were M‘:fi"lfl your property under your L] “How so? My creditors be able to enjoy it now. ‘Nedther will you!*