Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 24, 1910, Page 10

AND L ESTATE EAA ND FOR SALE rARM CHANCE to & relinquishment, 400 acres, partly level, im rovements cos 00, This Is & bargain, B a0 acres relinquishment, i §00d Tevel land, bal, hills, but makes good pus- ture, §160. 330 acres Lay land, this is Kood and only §10 3er & Address 0. Gallagiy, Johnston, Neb. eanew ORCHARD FOR SALE, 1 M0-acre orchard In northern Tennessee one of the finest oichards in the United States, thousands of fruit trees coming into bearing this year; store, canning fac- tory, three residences, muics, implements, etc., go With the place; chance of u life. time to the right party, as owner cannot attend to It and is obliged to sell, wili give long Ume or take part in trade, if hecessary, Union Savings Baok, kau Cl \ Texas, FOR SALE—1400 acres, well-improved stock farm in central Texas, 3 miles from good town and rallroad; suitable for divi- slon amung 6 or ¢ famllles. Healthy loca- tion and prosperous community. A reat bargain if bought as a whole. Write for full particulars. R. L. Slaughter, Austin, Tex. FOR SALE-175 acres rich Caney Valley land for sale; 18 in_corn, 40 in timber on railroad, station close; county seat § miles; fine climate; will grow anything; church, school privileges, good markets; in fast developing country. If interested ad- dress o owner, J. M. Cockrell, Whar(on, Tex. VACANT school lands yet on the plains of Texas for settlers, good land, good water, in & country that raises corn and hogs; fees §25 a section, half down, balans when settler 1s on land. Address T. W Hague, 8ligo, Tex. FOR SALE-15,00 acres south Texa: acres In high state of cultivation, all under fence, 40 houses, other buildings, 20 artesian | wells, irrigate early crops, plenty rain for late crops; sale cheap; small cash pay- ment, balance easy time. The best proposi- tion in the state. Frank Bowles, Lubbock, CHEAP FARM LANDS. In western Nebraska and Colorado. Write for prices. NEBRASKA LAND foMPAN!, te parties on desirable timber, gricultural and grazing lands, in Californla, Oregon and Washington; spe- clal government land list, with laws, sent to all interested parties.’ West American Land & Timber Co., 719% K BSt, Sacra- mento, Cal. DO YOU WANT TO SELL PART OF YOUR LAND? Write a description of it, buildin near what town. Make {0 words of and send it to The Omaha Bee with cents for each insertion. People in Ne- braska have money and want land. The look to The Omaha Bee for real estate of- terings. And they get them in The Bee. _ REAL ESTATE LOANS GARVIN BROS., 3 floor N, Y. Life. $0 to $100,000 on improved property, No delay. WANTED—City loans. Peters Trust Co. MONEY TO LOAN—Payne Investment Co, w. WANTED—City loans and warrants, Farnam Smith & Co., 1220 Farnam St $100 to $10,00 made promptly. F. D. Wead, Wead Bldg., 18th and Farnam. $500 Lo $6,000 on homes in Omaha. O'Keefs Real Estate Co., 1008 N. Y. Life. Douglas or A-2152. LOWEST RATES—Bemis, Brandels Bldg. FIVE PER CENT MONEY to loan on Omaha business property. THOMAS BRENNAN, Room 1, New York Life Bldg. LOANS to home owners and home build- ers, with privilege of making partial pay- ments semi-avnually, W. H. THOMAS, 503 First National Bank Bldg. FIVE PER CENT BONDS for sale, In amounts from $20 to 3$5,00; we cash them any time. American Safe Deposit Vauits, 28 8. 17th, Bee Bldg. REAL ESTATE WANTED WE HAVE BUYERS FOR 6, 6 and 7-room houses. If prices are right we cun sell your property for you.. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO., Suite 626 N. Y. Life Bldg. SOUTH OMAHA J. KLEIN, The old reliable family LIQUOR dealer. N. E. Cor. 2th and N. Sts, Fine Hair Goods—Can be had at the Ryan Millinery Store, 518 N. 24th St. South Umalia, As to brides' gifts—Our store s rich in gims and jewelry as well as many other Claborate things within moderate prices. Jacobson & Furen Co., Jewelers, 2404 N, S, South Omaba. Garden tools and hose In good qualities at moderate prices at the Novelty Store. south Omaha. large lot; 7,000. Trade for land. scriptionyin first let Ked 1999, ‘Three-story brick, business building, well rented, clear. Trade for good land. NOWATA LAND & LOT CO. 624 N. Y. Life Bidg. ¥ FOR SAL! erty 30 H. condition. A 10 ACRES of raw land in county (o trade for city property. CHRIS. BOYER, 224 and Cuming ter Y. Lite Bidg., 1999, 4-cyl Bee, touring car; perfect Wheeler 5. "Wanted Automobile 1 have % acres in Pushmatana county, Oklahoma, clear, good title. Price $20 per acre; will give some one a good deal. Ad- dress, M, Omaha B Jouncil Bluffs, la. Two-story, brick business block, two stores, roo house and basement ail rented. Price, §20,000. Will trade for land. NOWATA LAND & LOT CO., 624 N, Y. Life Bldg. Red 199, TAILORS MISFIT tailored suits—$& and $40 values— at §16. See A. Rubenstein, 2ll1% 5. l4th <t Martin & Rubin, Rm. 21 old U. 8. Bk Bldg, ad died G. A. LINQUIST CO,, 25 PAXTON BLK. Men of all tastes can be pleased with styles, materlals, talloring served by Ed, Thiel, 719 8. 16th St TRAVELING GOODS Our_leather goods from pocket up to trun superior to department store goods and than cost at that. Our goods stand the test. Alfred Cornish, 1210 Farpam_ St purses WANTED TO BORROW WANTED TO BORROW—#00 or %0 for 1 year. [ y 10 cent loterest. Ad- e HSI6 Bea' Tt » WANTED—TO RENT WANTED to vent, from October fi by responsible party—ng children—modern house in W ‘arnam or Field club dis- wriet, with at least four bed rooms, not including maid's rooms. Address H @, Care Bee. We Are Getting Numerous Calls r Houses of All Slzes. List With Us. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO., @4 N. 7, Life Bldg, Phone Red 1999 or trade for Omaha prop- | WANTED—TO BUY BEST PRICE paid for second-band furni. ture, “r‘l'lll. clothing and shoea. 'Phon Douglas HIGHEST prices pald for scrap metals and rubbers. A. B. Alpirn, Omaha, Neb. WANTED—5,00 FEATHER BEDS. Write ¢r telephone Douglas 1680 METROPOLI- TAN FEATHER CO,, 883 N. 20th. “Best prices for BROKEN WATCHES, d. ete. NATHAN, 211 So. 1ith St avy dust c ollar. Alamito § 1812 :D—Second-hand bicycle. ¢ Farnam. after ¢ o'clock. | WANTED—SITUATIONS tenographic and typewriting work to do evenings and Saturday after- noons by ¢ petent young man; strictly first-class work; prices reagonable; work called for and delivered. W. J. Mickleth- wait, 11l N. 20th St. FAMILY WAS Webster 1ING neatly done. Phone | REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS Real estate transfers for furnished by the Midland Guarantee and Trust company, bonded abstracters, 1714 Farnam street” Tel. Douglas 2365 | G. Dwyer and wife to F. R. Garvey, | “part lot 24, s. e. Rogers' Okahoma..$ 1,600 |H. A. Kinley to 8. Thompson and wife, lot 2, block 4, Portland place.. J. W. Robinson to H. A. Kinley, lot lock 17, Omaha View.............. Thompson and wife to same, lots | 19 and 20, block 15, Omaha View.... R. C. Peters and wife to C. E. Rouse, part lot 5, block 1924, City........ A. Laurence to same, part of' same. B. H. Dunham and husband to C. R Tickes, lots block 19, Cen- tral Park Seasvisebovsstrase A. M. Peters to A. P. Ferguson, lot | 1 block 2, Sheridan.... . Same et al. to same, lot Plainview Y May 23, 1910, 2,300 8. 5 and | y lot 6, biock to P, Holt, 1, Van Camp's.. The Omaha Loan and Buildin, ciation to J. Somer and wife, lot 19, block 7, Dupont Place H. E. Reineke and wife to A. O. Berg, part lot 4, John Shell's sub. C. W. Erwin and wife to L. J. Bet- tin, Iot 6, block 3, Boulevard Terrace Hamblet and husband to Thompson and wife, and Templeton's. . A. Moran to C. Meyer, block 7, Hillside ........ o J. C. Solkup and wife to L. H. Rob- inson, part lots 7 and 8, 1st add. to Forest Hill § County treasurer to D. lot 6, block 1524, city. The Long Island Loan and company as executor, to J. G. Cald- well, lot 17, block 6, Baker Place.... M. R Moore to McArdle, part lot 38, Burr Oak 3 South Omaha Land H. 8. Carlson, lot 4, South OMAKA . ioeiieeriinssieeiinss i 5. M. Myers to J. King and wife, 10 acres of north end of s. e.%, of n. e. 1. of sec. 9-15-10 . Bidess . M. A. Havey and husband to J Moore, lot 5, block 2, Oxford Place.. . J. Moore and husband to M. A. Havey, lot block 1, Seymour add. R T part lot 2, John, part M. ompany block 140, E. GOVERNMENT NOTICES FORT MEADE, D., MAY, 7, 1510 Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will be re- celved here until 10 a. m., mountain time, May 28, 110, for the construction of four (4) double’ buildings for stable, guard ~and shops, Including electric wiring and fix- tures. Information furnished upon applica- ton to this office. A deposit of $.00 to insure return is required before plans are sent on individual application. lknvelopes coLtaining proposals should be endorsed, “Proposais tor Stable, Guard and Shops,” and addressed to the Constructing Quar- termaster, Fort Meade, S. D. M13-14-16-24 CONSTRUCTING QUARTER- master, Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, May 21, 1910.—Sealed proposals, in’ triplicate, will be recelved here until il a. m., Central time, June 9, 1910, and then opened for con- struction, plumbing, heating, electric wiring and electric lighting fixtures of a building | for Quarters ror Four N. C. Officers and addition to Five Department Buildings. Full information and blank forms of pro- posal furnished upon application. Plans and specifications may be seen here, also in offices Chief Quartermasters at Dénve St. Paul and Omana, Depol Quartermaster, St. louls and Quartermaster, Scarritt Arcade, Kansas City, Mo. United States reserves the right to accept or reject any or all proposals or any parts thereof. En- velopes to be marked, ‘'Proposals for Pub- lic Bulldings,” and addressed to Ca Wm. D. Davis, Quartermaster, PROPOSALS FOR PLUMBING AND Steam Fitting. Fort Mackenzie, Wyo., Muy 17, 1910.—Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will be received here untll 2 p.'m., mountain time, June b, 1910, for placing a steam heating plant, constructing a toilet room, placing tollet’ fixtures, eic., in the Com: mussary Storehouse at this post. Bids must be submitted for construction of toilot reom, plumbing and steam heating separately Flans and specifications on file at the fice of the Chief Commissary, Dept. of the Colo,, Denver, Colo.; Chiet’ Commissary Dept. of the Missouri, Omaha, Neb.; ers Exchange, St. Paul, Minn, and American Contractor, Chicago, lil., or same may be had from this office upon deposit of $.00 to insure thelr return. Icnve.ones containing - proposals should e indorsed “Proposals for Heaticg Commissary Siove- house” and addressed to the Constructing Quartermaster, Fort Mackenzle, Wyoming. May21-23-24-25-June3-4 PAGE—OFFICE PROPOSALS FOR EQUI of the Depot Quariermaster, Third and Olive Sts., St Louls, Mo., siay 21, 1910.- Sealed proposals in triplicate, sunject to the usual conditions, will be received here untii 12 o'clock noon, central time, June 1§, 1910, and then opened in the presence of attend- ing bidders, for furnishing and delivering at the St Louis Depot, 3,000 axes, 700 mosquito bars, single; 10,000 bedsacks, 25,000 brushes, scrubbing; 25 bugles, F.A.; 500 tel- escope cases, 2,000 bestead cas , 1,000 leg mounted, 1,000 plain; 2,600 chairs, barrack, K. D.; 50 colors, D with staffs; 300 cords, ‘trumpet, cavalry; %0 cords, trumpet, Infantry; 5,000 cot covers, olive drab; 5,000 mattress covers; 5,000 helves, axe; 5,000 card- holders for bunks, 10,000 piilows, 10,000 pil- low-cases, 2,000 shovels, short handled; 5,00 springs, helical, N. P.,'iron beds; 2 staff | guldon; 6 staffs, standard; 200 stands, mu- sic; 5,000 stovepipe joints, tent; 500 stoves, tent; 500 trumpeis, G with F slides. Con- tracts to be subject to an increase of not to exceed §0 per cent, if desired by the gov- ernment. The United States reserves the | right to reject or accept any proposal or any part thereof. Blank forms and all in- formation furnished upon application to this office. Proposals to be sealed, ad- | dressed to” the undersigned and endorsed, “Proposals for Equipage, to be opened June W. M. Coulling, Major, Quarter- u. Army, Depot Quartermaster. M23-24-25- J16-17 18, 1910." master, _ OCEAN STEAMSHIPS CANDINAVIAN-AMERICAN LINE | 10,000 Ton Twin-Screw Fasseoger Steamers - Direct Norway, Sweden and Denmark s Olav June 23 v i Juoe July 2 C.F. Tieigen... June T duly 01 All Steamers .quipped With Wireloss iret cablo, $16 upwara, secosd sabin. 46d.. A JOHNSUN & CO, W Chicaga May AFFAIRS AT SOUTH OMAHA Special Officer Watson Faces Mob of Infuriated Citizens, COW IS THE CAUSE OF IT ALL Union Pacific Radlroad’'s Order Keep Animals from Graszing on to Right-of-Way—Prompts Angry Scene. J. W. Watson, special officer of the Unlon Stock Yards company, narrowly es- caped Injury at the hands of a mob Sunday afternoon at Twenty-ninth and F streets He had received orders to keep the cattle of the residents of that vicinity off the right- of-way of the Union Pacific and when he went about carrying out this order he met with opposition on the part of three or four men whose cows were along the tracks enjoying the abundant vegetation. He told them to take thelr cows from the tracks, but they refused and he was soon engaged in an encounter with them. He drew his big Colt gun and used it as a club, hitting one man on the head. This was a signal for the gathering of the clans and within a few minutes 1,000 people were _ GOVERNMENT NOTICES DEPOT QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE, Omaha, Neb, May 23, 1910. Sealed pro- posals, in triplicate, will be received here until 11 a. m., June 13, 1910, and then pub- licly opened for installing Steam Heating Plant ~ In Commissary ~Storehouse at Omaha Depot. Information furnished on application, U. 8. reserves right to reject or accept all proposals or any part thereof. anvelopes containing proposals should be indorsed “Proposals for installing Steam Heating Plant in Commissary Storehouse at a Depot,” and addressed to Captain Q M. M24-26-28-J7-9-11 Fort Meade, 8. D., May 7, 1910.—Sealed gropu!ul, in’ triplicate, will be received ere untll 10 a. m., mountain time, May 25, 1910, for the construction of four (4) double bulldings for stable, guard and shops, in- cluding the electric wiring and fixtures. Information furnished upon application to this office. A deposit of $.00 to Insure re- turn, 18 required before plans are sent on individual appiication. Envelopes contain- ing proposals should be endorsed ‘‘Pro- posals for Stable, Guard and Shops” and addressed to the Constructing Quarter- master, Fort Meade, S. D. RAILWAY TIME CARD — e UNION STATION—Tenth and Mason, Union Pacific— Leave San Fran. Ov'rl'd Ltd m. . m. Arrive £ & i PPETRPEOTRET £33 Denver Special Colorado Spec Colorado Expre North Platte locai. Grand Island Locai... Lincoln-Beat, Local...12 Val. & Cen. City Lel..12 Chiecago & Northwes EASTBO OQmaha Express Chicago Local Colorado-Cnic: Chicago Speclal . Pacific Coast-Chicago. Los Angeles Limited Overland_Limited Denver Special Carroll Local Fast Mall ... 2 NORTHBEOU: Twin City Express.. Sioux City Local. Minn. & Dakota Ex. Twin City Limited, WESTBOUN! 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Colo.-Calitoinia Ex BiW b Perry-Oinani LOCL..1.D bild pu Chicugo Great Western— Chicago Limited a 5:0 pm Twin City ianited.... s v pum Chicugy EXpress iwin CIty sajress. <4 ol wm & VW i HURLINGTON STATION—Tenth Mason. Burlington— Leave, Denver_and Californla..a 4:10 pm Puget Scund Express. Nebiaska points. Black Hills... Northwest Express. Nebraska points. Lincoln Maii Nebraska Ex Lincoln Local Lincoln Local Schuyler-Piattsi Platismouti-lowa . Bellevue- Platt mcutis Colorado Limited. Chicago Special Chicago kxpre: Chicago Fast KExpress. lowa Local Creston-lowa Local Bt. Louis Express K. C. cnd St. Joseph K. C. and St Joseph K. C. ard St Josepn Missouri Pacifie— Leave. Arrive. ..b 3:50 pm - b12:10 pm Minneapolis & Auburn Lecal.. Sloux City Express.. Omaha Local Sioux City Pa Twin City Passenger Sioux City Local. Emerson Local. pm bll:ds am OCEAN STEAMSHIPS Lookin 8qi twin-screw, expre: \’ luxurious sulte ment_perfected LA SAVOL LA PROV Men are under naval discipline. less and submarine bel! service afford maximum safety. Every appoint- LA LORRAINE, June 2 CE, J Additional saflings at 2d cabin joguiar one class cabln . 8. REYNOLDS ; for Safety —Speed— Comfort 7 via FRENCH LINE to Paris in 6 Days . Compagnie Générale Transatlantique Connects at Havre with trains to Paris and continental citie amers leav S4n\Every comfort known to modern “#) \symphony orchestra concerts, daily pa Palatial New York every 0 A M. civilizati el ‘Thursday provided — roof cafes, tors, tempting cuisine, Naval officers. Wire- La Lorraine, June La Savole June La Province, July 7 prices, alternate Saturdays by steamers §45 to §62.50 T e Ime " Cleoi Farnam St Care First Nat'l Bask. June ne 16 ’ TUESDAY, MAY 24, 1910, on the tracks, armed with clubs and iron bars, threatening the officer. He was forced to back between some freight cars and he with the watchman at the Updike elevator were preparing to shoot when Officers Elstelder and Me- Guire of the city police force arrived as reinforcement. These men had been called from the switch shanty in that vieinity, With difficulty the four men dispersed the crowd of irritated residents. The habit of pasturing cows on the right- of-way of the railroad is of long standing and it is said the grass is better, longer and sweeter than anywhere else. It is sald to be necessary to break down the raliroad's fence to get the cows In and also declared that when a cow gets killed by a passing train :he same broken fence 1s made the basis of a suit for damages for the loss of the cow. T avoid such claims the company has ordered the watchman to drive cows from the right-of-way. An ap- peal has been 11ade to the poundmaster to take up these animils, but as yet he has been 100 busy harvesting the annual crop of pups, spaniels and curs to stoop to a cow. After appealing to the poundmaster the company gave orders to its watchman to turn cowpuncher for a time. Funeral of Josesh L. Garlow. The funeral of Joseph L. Garlow was conducted at the residence of his daughter, Mrs, Joseph Wallker, Twenty-first and 1 streets at 3 p. m., Sunday. Many guests attended. Among them was a large dele- gation from the ranks of the South Omaha live stock men. The commission men sent mary gifts of flowers and rememberances. Dr. R. L. Wheeler, assisted by Rev. E. A. Jordan, conducted the service. The musie was under the-direction of Mrs. W. R. Sage and consisted of a uartet. The cere- meny required no pall bearers as the body 18 to be sent this morning to Panora, Ia., for burfal. Fred H. Garlow and wife of North Platte were present, having arrived early Sunday morn.lnz. Magic Oity Gossip, Mrs. B. Fowler of Lincoln was visiting in South Omaha during the latter days of last week. D. L. Holmes is expected home from New York today. He was called by the death of his father. Mr. and* Mrs. George French have re- turned from Bartley, Neb., where they went to attend the funeral of Mrs. French's father. Claud F. Mayfield and Miss Emilie Peter- son were married recently at St. Louls and will make their Fome at 819 North Twenty- third street, South Omaha. A matched game of golf not of the regu- lar_schedule, captalned by Floyd Sherwood and J. J. Fitzgerald, was played yesterday and won by Fitzgerald's team by one point. Rev. Rembert Stanowskl has been trans- terred from St. Frances' church of South Omaha to the Bancroft street church of Omaha, I'ather M. F. Gluba, parish priest of St. Frances' church, will take the place of Father Stanowski. Auto Accident Arouses People to Take Action Injuries Received By Paul J. Klein lein Back of Complaint Agrainst Speed Maniacs. | Nu, The case of Paul J. Kleinlein, electrician at the Illinois Central bridge, who was run down and seriously injured late last Friday night while erossing Broadway at Thirty-fifth street, by a speeding automo- bile, has aroused the people of the west- ern part of the @& Phe occupants of the automobile, whichi-after knocking Klein- lein down, passedl over his body failed to stop, but instead put on full speed and hastened across ‘the bridge to Omaha. Complaint has been made to the author- ities and request made that some steps be taken to arrest and punish violators of the speed ordinance on West Broadway. Last summer several accldents were re- ported and for a time the city authorities had West Broadway patroled by an officer day and night. The residents of that section of the city threaten to take the law into their hands as they did for a while last summer when several automobile parties were made tar- gets for missiles of various kinds. On one occasion & well known soctety woman who was in a car which was greeted with a fusillade from a crowd of youngsters, was struck between the eyes with an overripe tomato which had sojourned for a consid- erable time in a garbage can. The trouble with this practice is that the innocent oft- times suffer for the guilty. The authorities have the matter under consideration and it is likely that the po- lice patrol service on West Broadway will be resumed. Iowa Corn Crop Shows Big Yield Pottawattamie County Alone Produces Nearly Eight Million Bushels in Season. According to the crop report which County Auditor Innes has just completed the total yield of corn in Pottawattamie county last year was 7,285,504 bushels from 183,355 acres, being an average of thirty- nine bushels to the acre. This report, which is made up from the books of the assessors, has to be made annually by the county auditor to the state department of agriculture at Des Moines. As there are forty assessors in Pottawattamie county trom whose books these statistics have to be compiled, the task of preparing this report 1s & big one. Although termed a crop report, it includes the number of cat- tle, sheep, horses, etc., besides other farm statistics. The report follows: Acres in corn... Average bushels per acre. Total yleld in bushel Acres In oats... Average bushels per acre. Total yield in bushels Acres in _spring whea Average bushels per acre Total yleld in bushels, Acres In winter wheat. Average bushels per acre. Total yield in bushels Acres in barley . Average busheis per Total yleld in bushels Acres In rye........... . Average bushels per acre.. Total yleld in bushels. Acres In meadow Total tons hay Acres in aifalfa Total tons yield. Acres in potatoes Average busheis per Total bushels yield. Acris In pasture Acres In gacden. Acres in orchard. Avera farm EOBERT .2 ov/as sebies e Total number of horses. Total number of mules......... ber of sheep kept on farms.. Number of shecp shipped in for feeding Nymber Total number of cattie.... ... umber of cattle in feeding.......... Number of cattie sold for slaugh- tor .. Avirage farms umber Number Number Number ach hands’ wages per of ‘sheep s51d for siaugh- ‘number of poultry kept on of poultry marketed........ of dozen eggs produced of dozen egks marketed.. . 974, pounds of buttér made. 09,085 133,394 1,512,028 Number pounds of butter marketed. 546,313 2 | be secured. ;| one, GIRIMS MIIST E R EBUN THAT LOOKS PRET: GOOD! T THINK [LL HAVE TO STROLL UP THAT| 0AD, A PIECEL TO SUCCESS NOW! I'M LOST ROGRIEsSS IdPN . | DRUNKARDS, SUCCESS FUL BURG LARS!.IM SUCCESS AS A_JONAH! ! HuHl WELL, | SUPPOSE THIS IS WHERE THE COME BACK HAPPENS! THERE'S ALWAYS, YORK HERALD COJ. AB Rikts Reserved, The Boss of the BY AMERE MAN. The Boss of the Establishment had come home early to get ready for the garden patry and barn dance, & function to be held during the afternoon and evening at the country home of his wife's brother. Originally the Boss had displayed a cer- tain lukewarmness toward the contem- plated, excursion into suburban soclety, but, spurred by the calculated opposition of his spouse, he had ended with a perempt- ory declaration that they must accept the invitation at all costs. During the week, however, the Boss' courage for the undertaking had waned ap- preciably, and now as he dressed he glanced every little while out of the win- dow, finally remarking hopefully: “I think it's going to rain.” “The wish is father to the thought, imagine,” answered the wife. “Father and mother and the whole— family,” confessed the Boss candidly. And then he added with Increased optimism, “Ot course they won't expect us it it rains.” The Boss' wife ‘turned sharply from the mirror at which she was making herself beautiful and charming: “Now look here!” she exclalmed, “there's no use trying to wriggle out of this en- gagement! You know I dldn't want to go and that you made me accept! But that't always the way! You're a grand promiser when something you don’t want to do s a few days' off, but when the time comes you refuse to go and throw all the responsibil- ity upon me!” It will be observed that the Boss' wife of the imagination, could be termed ador- able, “Who sald anything about not going?' the Boss blustered indignantly. “But un- derstand, young woman, if you're not ready in fifteen minutes we'll miss the train, and it we do we'll not go!"” “That seems to be a self-evident proposi- tion,” she retorted icily. Bad humor in the Boss' wife was always was not in a mood which, by any stretch | Establishment ™ Decides That a Square Meal in the City is a Paying-Investment. [MITATION OF A ON A SATVRDAY. NIGHT, marked by an extraordinary preeision of speech and deportment. Nevertheless, she hurried, and, possibly to the Boss' secrct | disappointment, they caught the train. One hour later, as they panted up the steep hillside leading to their designation, the Boss, who had recovered his cheerful- ness observed: “My! But this country air | glves one an appetite! I'm starved al- ready. I suppose, though, all I'll get to eat Is a cup of tea and a ladyfinger!" “Oh, no,” his wife reassured him. “There's to be a regular dinner out of doors.” Reaching the piazza, they were greeted by a half grown boy servant employed to milk the cows during the week, but now resplendent in white duck and new yellow shoes. “Your name, please,” commanded the transformed functionary, as the Boss and his wife mounted the steps Many and many a half dollar had found its way from the Boss' pocket to the boy's palm, but the lmprovised butler allowed no previous acquaintance to interfere with the formula that he had been taught. Smilingly the Boss vouchsafed the de- sired information, and in a stentorian roar the youth announced—to edjacent trees and shrubs—“Mr. and Mrs. Mann.” The Boss looked bewlldered. Apparently in response to the question in his eyes the haughty minion, who had reached the end of his lesson, like S0 many other function- |arles, took to tmprovisation and was lost. | “De hull bunch is up at de bam, sald. And at the barn they found the whole garden party and bern danco. The Boss had not long to enjoy his bu- colic surroundings, for almost immediately he was summoned by the hostess to mix the cocktails and make punch for the hun- dred guests. And for one solid hcur, In & niche off the kitchen, where It was only too evident the cook and waltress and butler had already sampled the ingredients laid out for him, he gave an imitation of a Broadway bar- tender on a Saturday night. More and more guests arrived. More and | more cocktalls were called for. After about two hours more had elapsed, his Wife was corralled, to make sandwiches and dish strawberries and cake at a table near him —for by that time the cook and waitress and butler had passed beyond the sphere of usefulness, “I'm starved to death” contided (e Boss' wilted and weary Wife, “So'm 1" the DBoss answered, “and thirsty. I haven't had time to mix a drink for myselt.” “Let's go back to New York and get s real dinner,” suggested the lady as, with sigh of rellef, she lifted the last stra berry. The Boss tilted an empty bottle of bitters that was sweeter than his mood. “Let's,” he agreed laconieally “My wife's relatives are very apt to create trouble in our family,” sald the Boss of the Establishment to the Confirmed Married Man next morning. “They mean well enough, but they're a bit too classy for my comfort.’ (Copyright, 1910, by the N Y. Herald Co.) L R Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree PR From Everybody’s Magazine. The American opinion of coffee as under- stood in the English home is not high, and how the coffee of the English lodging the following traveler's tale: It was the first morning in London “apartments,” and Ms landlady came up with the breakfast As she set down his coffee cup she opened a slight conversation: “It looks like rain," she sald. "It does,” agreed the American, “but the odor has a faint suggestion of coffee."” At a meeting of the lodge In a 'wayback village & member suggested that cuspidors “I move, Mr. President,” sald an ever- ready member, ‘“that the executive com- mittee be empowered to employ two compe- tent cuspidors to serve during the ensulng year." Visitor—What became of that other wind- mill that was here ‘last year? Native—There was only enough wind for took it down. 50 we In a speech in the senate on Hawallan affairs Senator Depew of New York told this story: When Queen Lilluokalani was in England during the English queen’s jubilee she was recelved at Buckingham palace. In the | houses is esteemed may be understood from | course of the remarks that passed between [ the two queens the one from the Sandwich tslands sald that she had English blood in her veins. “How 807" inquired Victoria. “My ancestors ate Captain Cook." A man in a mellow condition went into a the chairs. “What's your pleasure, | polite barber. | “Oh, er—give me a hair-cut—and have one | yourselt.” sir?” asked the | = The late Justice Brewer was with a party | of New York friends on a fishing trip In| the Adirondacks, and around the camp fire | one evening the talk naturally ran on big | fish. When it came his turn the jurlst be- | | gan, uncertain as to how he was going to come out: | *“We were fishing one time on the Grand | Banks for—er—for—" | “Whales,” somebody suggested “No," said the justice, “we were balting with whales."” Wendell Phillips was, occasion, | lecturing In Ohlo, and, while on a railroad journey going to keep one of his appoint- on on | barber shop and seated himself in one of | {amid a roar of unsanctitied laughter. One of the ministers felt called upon to ap- proach Mr. Phillips and asked him: “Are you Mr. Phillps?"’ “I am, sir.” “Are you trying to free the niggers?" “Yes, sir; I am an abolitionist.” “Well, why do you preach your doctrine up here? Why don’t you go over into Ken- tucky ?" “Excuse am, sl “Are you trylng to save souls from hell? "y , that's my business.” “Well, why don't you go there?" The hurried into the smoked . A northerner sitting on the veranda of & rn home was enrapturd by the beauty of the night. “How wonderfully beautiful is the moonlight falling on the water,” he exclalmed. “It s, Indeed,” replied his dignified but unreconstructed southern hostess; “but ah! you should have seen it before the war.” me, sir, are you a preacher?" assallant “Me gotta aa good job," sald F he gave the monkey a little mo grinding out on his organ a selectioff anta Lucla Getta forty (@har otro, a8 line afty o da ments, he met In the car a crowd of clergy returning from some sort of convention. month and eata myself; thirty da boss eata me." 4 \