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THE BE OMAHA, THURSDAY MAY SIDELIGHTS ALONG WASHINGTON BYWAYS 1t Secretary War n the cabinet in tration he would have hot and “Jimmy" ¢ for their money in bel of T. H ficlals were especially Hoosevelt not only but also bec type which dla Mt on a long jaunt with & plunge through Rock Creek par of ous n When it comes to walking. neither Gar- | well field tary has The nor Pinchot Dickingon which war Dickinson given Gitford artiold a hard ng boon compan: dear to hesitate might the chilly ot to end anything on Se; minlster ot had been the previous adminis- Pin- run ons The two former government of- [enjoylng a new expe Colonel | long ago that whefi an insurgent got up to | for thelr offictal ability, use they were of the strenu- start | old-timers up waters of cre the ‘Taft administration is the champion pedes the cabinet furnishes him with a « pair of thoroughbre of his subordinates numerous joy . automobiles. trian of a rides in Soerotary automobile frame never car. When walks, Dickinson nov darkens t he wants except, perha carria when he attends a formal reception: The smart governm carriage a and re enabled to government horses, ac enjoys ge ride. His he door of a st 50 anywhere in the neither to ps, El pent and me an big reot he evening ch morning Mr. Dickinson may be seen walk- ing down Connecticut tion of the War depar which wounld give jo. Colonel Roosevelt tutional at an hour, that to dieate e dinates o'cloek Mr it got not onto He too, Dickinson eveidently avenue in the di tment with a st y to the heart takes his which would rec- rlde of constl- in- L Hwve Towe Cr \ITH PRELE safe for their jobs afte 083 his subor r 9 does not believe | Murdock. n enjoying the luxuries which are dear to the hearts of many ton. For instance, valet, partment r of paper he piece Yo more ought to careful when meraing,”’ the tecred. teac! he was fastened to his socretary’s has no use fo h your man shaves you friend to in vol statesmen in Washing- roa As he walked down to the War de- cently a friend noticed that & |who have been terribly up to the fact that an insurgent is of some indicating plainly that a razor had slipped. | account, and that occasionally he has some Bear hin, bo the un- I agree with you," answered the secre- slipped this morn and tary ‘When that rasor ing 1 reproached myseli vigorously do not belleve 1 will offend again Insurgents in ence the Republican not make a speech on any subject except rules he It was not to enjoy a good clgi changing in the the senate. The cloak rooms Things 18 house are n come { polic say they these tre to swing to realiz to listen Holding the a speech pretty what balance trom an the power, do, insurgent ough votes to defeat some pe: take | project of the house organization. owned | 1t were as Norris Kansas | passea was wont not long ago that to poke fun at of Nebraska and Murd, That day, apparently, Murdock had some views the b, and | benefit of them. As soon as * hiy feet the word went around dors and the cloak reoms. Pretty the absentees began to stroll rie” desk listening attentively to every You Quest To Roast Nour. Bavere, he uttered “You are getting to be something drawing card,” remarked a member when he had concluded his re- marks. “It is not Murdock,’ haired legislator ses. "It merely remarked the red- means that views which are worth listening to. in mind also that these views do not al- ways have a bearing on the rules of the house, our We are coming along. Just smoke. W A e A R A T R e ke e A A e o g o A e A " 1l W i Methods of for the advantages eneral The of varl il i1t Preparing M Table, il if ! | ty in the Ly eat i AR ) i L 4l meth- ‘ ods . of preparing and eerving are to be the | the eonsidered even of the cheape the more cooking cooking ¢ more serfously in er cuts than expensive n cuts, and vat even In this connection it is a mistake to lose sight of the fact that, though there i5 a great variety of dishes, the procasses involved are few in nu: An experienced woman wh sutlined and elaborate cook bodks ean be classified und she tew heads, says that the cooking of meat and teach only three w. keep In the julces. are tender. By the meats are put in cold water and cooked |the julces out. at a low bone, ¥ bination temperature. ided Into cold bits. of these two teacher has made very tributions to the art of cookery by ing that most of the numerous processes |This gristle and the toughest mber of valuable Iy described in tries its lowest tel of cooking. second method This l& suitable po cooking, con show- | a the a very |tough. “to reduce |ar rms The for fons of |yet requiring so meat which for this purpose should be |danger of the meat being rendered taste- The third is a com- processes and sists of searing and then stewing the meat Colonel Roosevelt, ¥lsinore, might have ““Phe rest 13 silence’ is City employes are telephiones to thelr resi How working for the eity whether golng to the office, has been signed? Surrogate says referees and he will appoint Somebody been overcha got 10 per cent of the bili, M Fri B. F. railroad syst Yoakum the middlemen cause high prices save, of course, the right s anybody 200 years ago." “Yjgnand they ke, while e The Onlooker ruminating remembered t also from “Haml; to lose dences. the priv Pretty hs to learn his with pay are (00 expen as tew poss g as same as wall of farm , ehairman L, tells the Pt mighty quiet at hat ot ate ard is & patriot, reduced to the necessity ng? Thought th the ners 1t there! per- for halfway neither’ tender 18 suitable that are cnts, nor L oe, | those usually a matt arnish. In other words, only of flavor and of the it aims long of the two not so long as the second an much time that there less unless certaifi precautions are taken, con- |such as searing in hot fat or plunging into boiling water son, who has not been accused of respon- «Ibllity along this line he will please stand up and be counted Male Floyd County, Georgla, | to promote their comfort and prevent es- cape, are garbed in mother hubbards while {laboring in the street. The custom has not | vet induced the fair sex to make noticeable convicts In t there's nothing new under the sun is ced U i senate today wrestling with cag and « haul problem, something ~as thresh in the days of Com ore Vanderb elgn perfo est & starred ge. Why . WarRAS BDANS ation 10 be bounded by the stage alt and find something Giot some world beaters Go N while und here. Massachusetts State Commission the tariff of any connection with prices, attributing advances to t ®0ld supply and extravagance. supply is Increased sufficiently say any more about the prices high It the gold Court has decided that you're a passenger even when awaiting a 1. Rapld age Time may come when as soon as a man pushes the swinging door drunk. disorderly, disturbing the peace. assaulted an officer along to the night court before he has had time 1o order anything has Senate has passed bill providing for the raising of the battieship Maine, in Havanna harbor, and the burial of the bodies of the sallors the wreck. Wel) wille we're golng back to the days of '98, let's have it decided, once for all ‘the hero of San Juan Hill' T Daily Health Hint. e ——a— Men of affairs, no matter over burdened they may be. should never {100 busy to take ume for exercise, how as leaders have good insurgents as in blesome times {s more than likely veguiars | such insurgents k of has | on the | long and short haul clause of the railroad he desired to give the house the | got on the corri- | soon tn, ana be- fore Murdock had got well started in his speech members were standing around his word of & to from the plains of Kan- some folks sleepy are waking very The many varieties of meat dishes three processes first is the application of intense heat to|the first is the short method This is sultable only |Keep all the juices within the meat. for portions of clear meat where the fibers |Second Is a very to The method employed the [for the purpose of getting all or most of The third is a combination is ihe Is the worth | absolves e increased we won't | of a saloon he is| and is being yanked | who was ' bé house ave | %0 the veceived scant attention from the unusual to see the leaders of the house machine retiro to the Kiew IF YOU t Now LETS GO, YOURE Two HOURS LATE ! WAIT A LITTLE WHIL | HAVE DINNER WITH | US, | TOLD MY WIFE WELL HAE A ] JUST ONE MORE DRINK JAND WE'LL 60, 1M AFRAID YOUR NO! ™ THE Boss! I'D NEVER LET A WOMAN BLUFF ME ! WELL 1LL WAIT A LWTTLE WHILE! St —————rra VHAVE HER TAMED, WAIT A WTTLE Wi=, [ Brightside and His Boy ‘‘Pay Days for Busy Housewives," Their Latest Tabloid Sketch. BY “Engligh LAFAYETTE PARKS. suffragettes have started campaign to compel married men to pay thelr wives a regular weekly salary,” Brightside begins, as his world weary off- spring drops into the easiest chair and ap- plies the torch to.a cigarette. “What's the use—they get it anyway?" queries Son in a sadly pessimistic=tone of volce. “They seem to have the idea,” continues Father, “that homes may be made hap- pier by such an arrangement.” “Perhaps, for the skirts,” comments Son. a toil six days a cush? "ar be It bright-eyed brigade, week to dvag down the from me to knock the but merely no sign the flat will ring with joy." “Complaints are made by some that whenever they want money they to ask for i, Father explains. “The poor little things!" exclaims Son. obody ever heard of a dame getting a sore throat from asking hubby to come across with the simoleons. If they can pry looss the coin by simply peeping for it, my tip to them is to leave & good thing alone. As long as they don't have to take wives have the long green, comes in." “They contend that woman cannot main- tain her self-respect when compelled to run to her husband for funds,” Father says. “A ten dollar note will make an essay on self-respect look like a Coney island trolley transfer after it's been used twice, Son declares. “‘When she runs to the home plate does she gel the money? That what makes the p “but where 4o the poor ginks come in who | because | she cops off the pay envelope unopened is | | toes shoot | witio had to make a splel to get hubby to | | produce doesn't a sandbag to us rude men to coax forth | I don't see where the kick | “JOSITIVELY. NO ADVANCES ON SALARY REPORE. PAY DAY * the butcher's up counter and the the dumbwaiter. new pota Whether worry the grocer.” “One woman sald every time she wanted to g0 down town she had to ask her hus- band for ten cents,” resumes Father. “‘That was A most annoying condition of house- hold economics, according to her story.” “I'll gamble none of 'em ever walked, at that, to sidestep the touch,” volunteers Son. “And the English dames are there with. the heel-and-toe game, too. It's their long suit: But rather than miss a chance to fuss with hubby to separate him from a plece of change, they take the tram car, rk chops hurry across|don't you know | “Another claim the women make in their campalgn for wages for housewives, Fathér proceeds, “Is that they can be more cconomical when they know exactly how much they can count on each week. They like to know they have a certain sum to spend.” “They'd spend it all right and then be there with the mitt out for more before the next pay day came around. If they started that game in little old New York hubby would have to put up a sign, ‘Posi- tively no advances salary before pay day.’ Every Harlem flat would soon look like the cashier's cage in a printing of- tice.” “The women be much more salary basis,” asserts Father. “The scheme would give the skirts just another thing to kick about,” argues Son “She'd be putting up a howl for a raise every other week. Every boss’ nightmare is the “Please give me a raise’ chorus from the sons of toll. If Manhattan married men began to pay thelr wives salaries a ragtime tune with fifty-two verses, one for each week in the year, would start up & continuous performance, each stanza | ending, ‘Just another dollar on the pay roll, hubby, dear.’" ‘Well, I belleve that wives do their | share of the work and are entitled to con- | sideration,” declares Father 1f I had a wife like some chaps I know lave that's just what they'd get—consid- eratl answers Son. “As for |1t they got away with any of that they would have to g through my clothes with a jimmy and a dark lantern. There'd be | only salary In my happy little home | and your own Willle would keep it tied in his jeans with a padlock and chain.” 910, by N. Y. Herald on seem to think they would contented 4f placed on a one Co,) DAINTY CLOTHES FOR SMALL CHILDREN | ) Truly we live in progressive days, a revo. lution having been Wrought in the realms of children’'s clothes, commencing with baby. And the lines taken have been essentinlly on the side of sense and suit- { ability, allied to an artistic presentment that would have confounded our grand- | mothers | A trock suitable for a baby is replete with fine tuckinge, a panel front of fine | broderie anglaise meeting a round yoke of lace the whole set off smartly by a trilled silk foundation. A first short coat expressed in ivory satin, ornamented with | motits of Irish lace and hand em brolderies, s worn with a bonnet en suite | model that will serve for many & subse quent summer expression in plque or sook. Completing the group pair of knickers of fine Indian longeloth, the | trils of fine spot muslin, set with a | Fibbon run beading a real nain are a 3 Another Way. me with a sand bag sally To take vour wealth away But wiser people go about Armed with a moving d out | Gather ye rosebuds whil Old Time is still aflying; And this same flower that Tomorrow wil be dy R ye may, smiles today, HERRICK Don't Marry the Man. l ) Who is sellish. Who is a pessimist Who I8 a spendthrift Whose word you cannet rely Who is so dreamy or upon impractical o» ===, | seriously to | impair his ability to support a family Who Whose rich. Who Is nate Who ha | never works unless he has to highest ambition is 1o namby-pamby, weak and effem no sympathy with your idea | and aspirations. become Who thinks that & comfortable home dnd | rich and power! woman. and wear should satisfy { w meeting | Who helieve done before marr Who 1 trrannizes making ement excuses for en that al \ge courting should be de & arbitrary ud all who ae nges before 1 Chat, Home the coin, | I | Things You Want to Know Spirttualism and Magic || —Mediums and Their Methods., | While th are some things « with the phenomena of a few of (h greatest world's spiritualistic mediums that ed with cannot hand and ther han be dismi: a wave of the a better a declaration of fra thera At least spirit on the attested cent of all alism unmitigated the literature authentie, and largely written by have boen mediums themselves. series of articles it fs the the tricks and commercial spiritualism and will not embrace every trick of the most recent, for trick exposed some brain evolves other method to do the same thing, and the brotherhood of spiritualists is a clear ing house in which discovery of .one | medium s made the property of all. But enough will be shown to make it plain that | ome cannot hand that mercial Fort is large o fact per fravd unately of exposur those wha n this purpose t a of This synopsis of deceptio magic or even many as soon as one is an the always belleve his eyes To begin with, it Is important to get well Into the mind the fact that there brotherhood of spiritualistic mediums, ‘and that what knows they all know, As {Dun and Bradstreet are sources of full information about the financial responsi- bllity of every man who buys or sells in the commercial world, so the spiritualistic blue book Is filled with fnformation about people with whom the spiritualista-o, or hopo to do, business. That this blue book Is comprehensive is Indicated by the fact one | ot Boston alone. This Information is by no means limted to generalities, Indeed, the aim is to get spe- ;CHH' and Intimate details of family life, \MI('h as one’s love affairs, marriages, be. Il"lll\‘f"l‘lll!, and the like. There are many ways by which this accomplished, but the basi® idea of the plan is an actual canvass of the cities and towns where the mediums are located. The mediums them- | selves do not fare forth undisguised to | learn family history and to pry into pri- | vate affairs. It is more productive of re- | suits, and not at all harmful in conse- quences, that these things should be done by canvassers for articles which take them nto the homes of the people. It s called “planting” a town, and is done as care- fully as the census taker or the directory worker does his work Photographs often are secured, family Bibles peered into cemetery lots visited, the newspapers cares |tully read, and if any confirmed habitue of the spiritualistic seance thinks to long escape being listed in the blue book, to- gether with his full pedigree, let him once | tor all abandon that idea to get him as Dun or Bradstreet Is sure to get the man who sets up in business the names of all the people. The spirit- ualist cares nothing for information except about people who have the seance bug. And this enables the descriptions to be full and complete. of the departed relatives is listed, and any particular marks of identification or phy- sical pecullarities of deceased persons likely to be Mnquired after are noted. By the use of this information the mediums, in the darkness or semi-darkness and the sup- pressed excitement of the seance room have made thousands of credulous persons identify the materialized spirits of dead men, The act of ‘‘materializing”” the dead Is regartled as the highest attainment of the spiritualistic medium. Doubters who have stood out against every other form of phem){m‘vm unconvinced have been con- verted when they have beheld these ap- paritions of lost loved ones, have been made to repent of their former doubts and I have been firmly anchored to the bellef that there is all truth in spiritualism Honest and highly intelligent men have been unable after serious investigation to explain these phenomena. Yet when It is explained it becomes as clear as any maglelan's trick. To fllustrate how com- pletely puzzling may seem the material- izing seance and yet how clear and plain the fraud when laid bare, one needs only relate the confession of a medium brought into a not one, but ghosts, one at a time, and then, grand- tinale-of-the-circus fashion, all seven to- gether, the while he himself was strapped to a chalr and the sitters examined between each act of the ghostly drama | There were thirty-five sitters In room. The cabinet was a large wall ‘('lo!fil with a wooden celling. After the | medium had been strapped and tied to his chair and the chair duly nailed to the tloor, the sitters were arranged, the lights who room seven, the | | | | Shortly there appeared on the floor near | the curtatn of the cabinet a spot of lumi- | nescent Jight. Gradually it grew shape and intil there stood before | the startled spectators the apparition of a pretty young woman. Diamonds spar- kied in her ears and also at her throat | and on hen tingers. She moved around in the room for a while and then rapped for light. A diw red light appeared and | womdn of mystery went a whispered conversati | do, benevolent old the and hela a well-tc the sitters. over with nan among Of Interest to Women. J Decidedly the ore of clastic, |at an prices | 1ooking belt most popular belt is the 1d a woman may buy these from Lo A nice tor mourning 1s In black chif- fon elastic. It ¢ with dull buck’ |and costs only 50 cenis, while for $1.60 an {excellent model can be secured Embossed clastic | mand. These ward and in monize with taupe, brown, {designs, black Among the |in one popular differs entirely | rowns beea can be finished The material § fect gifen by means em:broldery | rtion on down the front flounce of 1} bottom with tucks and a of lace Material for the voke, back of walst and sleeves Includes two and one-half yards of [torty-Inch wide batiste, two and one-qua |ter yards of embroldered insertion, six yards of lace insertion and an extra panel Price, §7.00. The band portiere mér furnishing: riety of alternat | s a belts are in much price from colors to match made In floral effe s and 1y wear a pretty frock the so-called princess effect fige the princess of two rows of wide cdged with ca which overie trimmed on n il or it up range all gowns amethyst ts, Persian white. dresses 1 roba gray nay am fo hop 18 from 18 to su it batiste e lac a deep material the s a4 new idea In sum Tapestry combination groups of bands In a \ are arranged ¥ with velours cords They are as sure | Of course this blue book is not a list of Even the style of the clothes him | were put out and & musie box set going, | into nnected) Wi | man | swear | viston of his | formed | that there are 7,000 names listed for the city | | amination | vet | \ - L i to le aid grasp found a hand and blood. Then lights went out, the woman of the diaphanous rebes and bright gradually faded back into a spot light i turn aisappeared. At juncture the lights were turned on the sitters examined the medium, only to find him stili strapped to the chair as firmly a8 ever Again the lights were put out another little spot of ghostly light ape peared and while It was expand- of humanity stil ane and in a short time the audjence, in- spots of light, an aged boy in the dim of the There would gave hand, others oppor which was real flesh tunity her to be warm of jewel of which this and and shortly 1t grew the form spot appeared appeared before stead of two little and g lght recognized as father [ longer on the Bible father and son ghost have the characterized have the same cheruble face of his own ing into other a a were yo who, red by his son doubt; he that were his Did the elder me heavy eyebrows that his father? Did the son light curly halr and and also the silvery voice And was he not clad in the same clothes in which his son had been burfed? Could his eyes belie him in this? Conversation with them confirmed the eyves; they told thelr names, had died, and a dozen Intimats of purely family concern. Then ordered the lights out, were trans- again into spols of light on the carpet and returned to their “splirit world." Four more appeared In turn, with an ex- of the medium between times, that he was still firmly strapped ad bound. Each was duly recognized by some sitter present as a long lost friend, with whom a convincing conversation was held. After they all had disappeared as mysterfously as they came the grand finale was given, In which all seven spirits returned again, conversed with their re- #pective friends and then disappeared. Not one of the thirty-five sitters went away unconvinced. ow for the explanation, In the celling of the cabinet there was a trap-door. While the music box played the spirits descended the ladder conveniently let down. The diaphanous-robed lady was ba footed and attired in a night gown. When she got to the bottom of the ladder she pulled a vast length of the finest net from a. pocket in her gown. One of her hanfls was painted with luminous paint. On putting it out from under the curtain the #pot light on the floor appeared. The filmy white net which she waved around as she gradually crawled from under the curtain and rose to her full stature, represented the cloud without form out of which she finally materialized. Spots of luminous paint rep- resented dlamonds in the dark, and when the dim lights were turned on cheap stones glittered where the paint had shone before, She disappeared as she came. All the others came as she did and disappeared in the same way. The conversations wers made up in advance from the medium’ blue book and his personal investigations. Mediums find that the most profitable sitters in the world are the Impression- able old men who love to be hugged and kissed by spirits and who under such in- fluences become willing to part with their cash more quickly. When the spirits, by their tales of soul mates and such things, work: these old gentlemen up to the point where they cannot restrain their desire for permanent materialization any longer the datffy old fellows are sent far away to keep the tryst, while the medium finds it convenient to operate somewhere els There are cases on record where such old men have spent $20,000 in such seance: Of course, they never ‘“squeal” Who would under such clrcumstances? Of course, all materializations are not accomplished in the manner related above. Sometimes the spirits have confederates among the spectators, sometimes they crawl Into the room through a secret panel. Sometimes hands or faces appear in the shape of simple masks or olay bands covered with luminous paint. What appears to be only a lead pencil in the hand of the medium at the beginning of a seance is in reality a telescoped rod three feet long. A pair of tongs can easily be concealed and they may lift the lum- inous head or hand out over thd audlence In a startling way. Sometimes the me- dium herself plays the ghost. She may be as big and fat as all outdoors, but a black robe thrown over her shoulders may hida all the white except that sufficient to rep- resent a petlte figure, Anyone who is tempted to carry his In- vestigations to the point of grabbing the ghost and suddenly striking a mateh would better be warned, It has been tried, and sometimes & blow over the head with a blackjack some other uncomfortable experience has been the reward. - This sto of the ways and means of “ma- terlalization” might be extended through many columns without exhausting the subject, Bul however mysterious the materlalization” the explanation always fs as simple as those here outlined By FREDERIC J, HASKIN. TomopeSw—Spiritualism and Magic— I Slate-Writing Trick one sitters could his and no any they his not not « when they things they to see and tassels, one color the drapery may with the other One set of rooms, a Kides. They to meven inches predominating so be chosen to harmonize furnshings In the room portieres will answer for the bands are allke on e made to fit doorway feet wide, and seven feet six high, the longest cord reaching to the ground. The prices are $3.5, $4.00 and $6.75, according to the quality of the cur- tains, two both & six The Poet—I've written agreat we on the death of Swinbirne, Candid Friend—Pity it Tsn'y the other way round,